gta-online-mk2

[brittle hatch]

I'll make sure rockstar delete gta 5 for all non gta+ subscribers so that y'all regret not doing that drive before

[broken musk]

Gta5o ain’t going nowhere

Even when 6 is released it will still exist

[fossil dagger]

@broken musk done with setups now

[brittle hatch]

but no more cool dlc like arena wars

[fossil dagger]

Lmk when you're down to help 👍

[broken musk]

One small issue: I have to go to work in about 15 mins.. I will gladly help you in a few hours though with that heist or other heists if you still would like

I won’t be gone all day either, just a couple hours

Also have all weekend

And 4 days off work next week

[fossil dagger]

all good 👍 I'll let you know if i don't find anyone else

[nocturne fossil]

since when did untraceable become an agent

[fossil dagger]

Yuh

[opal rock]

Why so slow

Didn’t even get secondaries

What took so long?

[fossil dagger]

The guy I did it with was afk for a few mins

[west stirrup]

Out of the blue

[fossil dagger]

💤

[nocturne fossil]

and you went from a ghost to agent

too many agents here

[tame holly]

They are like 3 years late

We all became an agent with ulp

[nocturne fossil]

but we got debriefed after the final missions

ulp says we no longer work for the agency

[fossil dagger]

How do i get my cayo heist on hard mode?

[broken musk]

It’s their first play through leave them alone

[sleek prism]

You pay setup 48(duo) or 144 min (solo) after completing

[broken musk]

And 5 mins completion isn’t even that long

[sleek prism]

After text msg from Pavel, you have 48min time to do it

[nocturne fossil]

u gotta start prep again right after the timer hits to what mikko mentioned

[lost lily]

pavel's text can be delayed. use your own timer

[fossil dagger]

Yes

[opal rock]

[tame holly]

On my first cayo play through, i went for alkonost entry at night

[young copper]

10 minutes has passed

[fossil dagger]

1 minute left

Tududududududy

If i get bad secondary targets with panther now can i close the game and scope again and get panther again or cancel the heist and get panther again until i have good secondaries?

[lost lily]

cancel

although you only have 48 min before u lose hard mode

[fossil dagger]

I think i actually got a good one

🙏

[sturdy tapir]

[fossil dagger]

Is it good enough for 2 players?

[junior dagger]

its been out 5 yrs

[fossil dagger]

first playthrough on this account

I haven't touched cayo since 2023

I'm washed gang

[junior dagger]

how many accounts

[lost lily]

it's enough for 3 players

[fossil dagger]

why is that important 😭

[hollow owl]

[junior dagger]

more or less then me

[hollow owl]

Since ages

[fossil dagger]

less

[junior dagger]

ok i got 5 accounts lol

[sturdy tapir]

[junior dagger]

2 xbox 3 pc

[hollow owl]

Not enough, I need more

We have 3 agents

[sturdy tapir]

[junior dagger]

i have a friend with like 20 accounts

[junior dagger]

🪿

[sturdy tapir]

[fossil dagger]

Yuhhh

[hollow owl]

I got tequila and 2 gold

But i changed and got bonds

[sturdy tapir]

SKILL ISSUE

[hollow owl]

Where I noticed i am being robbed

Mr Rubio is using my cash

Wait wtf, the top server emojis just changed overnight

when did these two skyrocket in popularity

[junior dagger]

[lost lily]

glad this bs is not top emoji anymore

[junior dagger]

we need 🪿 to be top emoji

[sturdy tapir]

Delay to next installment

[hollow owl]

[lost lily]

[daring bobcat]

whats the best loadout for cayo?

[green fractal]

Rockstar happened.

[sleek prism]

aggressor is the easiest

[sleek prism]

do you have panther statue

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism

[daring bobcat]

yes I do have panther. would you be able to help me with the heist later?

[sleek prism]

1 blocked message from user who uninstalled gtao

[sleek prism]

sure

[sturdy tapir]

LFG alert

[sleek prism]

tracy wasting his xp with reactions

[sturdy tapir]

[neon acorn]

Agent Untraceable Dlc

[gray parcel]

weee

[hollow owl]

Wtf, why did it do

I didnt even tap on Baz message

[sleek prism]

_ _

[hollow owl]

No drinks tonight

[sleek prism]

No

[hollow owl]

Went to bed at 12:30am

Woke up at 8am

[sleek prism]

nice

[hollow owl]

No not nice

Im tired

For no reason

[west stirrup]

[plucky burrow]

[daring bobcat]

what disruption's should I do if any?

[gray parcel]

depends on your run

i'll do weapons and helis if i'm going ham

[sleek prism]

none unless you need an award

[young copper]

[gray parcel]

if you have a raiju they take no time at all

[green fractal]

If you suck at it, you might need those tho.

[daring bobcat]

in that case im ready if you are?

[sleek prism]

yes

[young copper]

someone said it

[daring bobcat]

I suck at cayo, ill follow your lead

[sleek prism]

oke

[neon acorn]

when will they delete the oppressor mk2

[rancid parcel]

When will they suspend Transient?

[green fractal]

Never. Well, not until GTA5's online part is closed.

[neon acorn]

When will they unretire Valkyrie

[neon acorn]

thank god

[rancid parcel]

They just did last night for only 2hrs.

Back to retirement

[neon acorn]

unretired

nuh uh

[rancid parcel]

Ill see you again during December

[neon acorn]

when GTA 6 releases. I'm gonna replay the story a hundred times

[rancid parcel]

When gta6 releases id be dead of old age

[neon acorn]

When GTA 6 releases, I'll be in my first year of university

maybe my second actually

I thought it would've released in May which was my birthday month, but as we got no news of a Trailer 3, it just didn't seem right

like the Trailer speculation seems more like delay speculation at this point

[sturdy tapir]

helo

[neon acorn]

how it's done done done

FUCK

[sturdy tapir]

i dont talk but i bite full of venom (eugh)

im in vc if u want join

[neon acorn]

beating you is what I do do do yeah

[sturdy tapir]

lvl 50

[neon acorn]

I can't talk anymore

[sturdy tapir]

im goofying around in san adreas

[neon acorn]

show me your game

look at this menace to society

[rancid parcel]

Agreed, the graphics are indeed a menace.

[gray parcel]

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)

[neon acorn]

steam quality is so bad

[neon acorn]

YESSSSSSSSS

[gray parcel]

SA was kinda based on that

[neon acorn]

I SAID DO. WE. HAVE. A. PROBLEM. HUH?

[gray parcel]

and boyz in the hood

[rancid parcel]

Yes

You tried to delete my children earlier.

[neon acorn]

hope you choke a doodle doo

[fossil dagger]

Wooooooooo

[neon acorn]

A mk2 was on their face

[rancid parcel]

Hope you stub your toe.

[neon acorn]

you landed it too

this is what GTA is all about

[gray parcel]

osha arrest that man

[neon acorn]

@sturdy tapir I'm off to eat chips and watch youtube and hopefully burn another 1000 calories tomorrow

sayonara baaaaaaaaka

[sleek prism]

not bad, 3 guards left when we found another keycard

[daring bobcat]

thanks for the help

[sleek prism]

np

[sturdy tapir]

Monster truck launching cars into NASA space program

[daring bobcat]

is the casino heist worth doing for dimonds?

[scenic jolt]

they're good money yeah

[sleek prism]

you have there diamonds? the best loot

[daring bobcat]

garanteed dimonds with GTA+

everytime

[sleek prism]

nice

baz, what you did

[daring bobcat]

she was sneeking up on you

[sleek prism]

thanks

[fossil dagger]

What secondaries did y'all take

[untold dock]

i think i will use the silly plane for panther

[lament frigate]

which one?

[daring bobcat]

gold paintings and cash

[fossil dagger]

How much gold and painting?

[lost lily]

i got them saved too from last time

[daring bobcat]

never hosted casino, whats the best approach?

or well setup

[gray parcel]

big con gruppe sechs is easiest

i'd say

[daring bobcat]

I could also just google this

[plucky burrow]

Group exercise

[lost lily]

yung ancestor

[daring bobcat]

never hosted a casino heist

[plucky burrow]

Start hosting

[daring bobcat]

I will do one tomorrow

[gray parcel]

casino with randoms is okay

as long as everyone knows to 30fps

[fast bridge]

I still had mine from the last time we got it

[neon acorn]

Gruppe Sechs

[broken musk]

Ima yoink this

[merry marsh]

get the security pass no matter what

the tier 2 one

simple mission that makes the heist so much easier

[hollow owl]

Gruppe Sechs mentioned

[daring bobcat]

[neon flower]

Most fun way in my opinion

[sturdy tapir]

it is kinda fun

[west stirrup]

Aggressive too

[sturdy tapir]

now aggresive i support

pull up with Lmgs and blast everything to SHIT

[fossil dagger]

Money

[sleek prism]

@untold dock

[untold dock]

lmao

[nocturne fossil]

what mission is this

[cunning python]

[nocturne fossil]

happens

[lost lily]

At this point, most of Rubio's money is in LS

[neon flower]

Let's imagine a story where after the fourth time you rob him the fifth time keeps repeating, whether you're the host or not, so that you have always robbed him five times using a different approach vehicle each time

[cunning python]

i got pretty lucky on legacy

[sleek prism]

Pacific Standard - Bikers setup

[fossil dagger]

😭

[neon flower]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3eZTZlnRc8pMe5K1ClzXU2?si

https://open.spotify.com/track/18URo35acNKRTHfEdjTcGn?si

[neon flower]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2VN7uPrbryJ7nE2MXX3f9a?si

[untold dock]

my mfw when

tequila and a whopping 1 gold

[west stirrup]

For some reason i can’t see where my loot is when i do cayo peanut

[craggy mica]

@versed lintel

[versed lintel]

[sleek prism]

nice park huh

[craggy mica]

Need help?

[craggy mica]

You cant park here

[sleek prism]

I'm sorry, officer

[versed lintel]

move your bike

[versed lintel]

i did cayo earlier

i still have casino with diamonds tho

[craggy mica]

Oh ok

[craggy mica]

Same

[sleek prism]

is that cool

[west stirrup]

No suit

[craggy mica]

Is cool

🎃

[gray parcel]

literally me

[cunning python]

messed up elite or it would be nearly 1m each

[fast bridge]

Disagree. The most times Fortnite peaked was in July when kids are out of school

[neon flower]

I didn't know it existed, so cool

[sleek prism]

Same before I bought a normal one :D

[neon flower]

I usually went with gray or black

I like the devil mask with white eyes

With the cool classic haircut

[sleek prism]

yeah I'm using a black bag

[livid agate]

howd they know

[west stirrup]

Laugh at this brit

[livid agate]

where r u from

[west stirrup]

Holland

[livid agate]

Laugh at this cyclist

[west stirrup]

At least i stay in form 😎

[plucky burrow]

laugh at this in form

[hollow owl]

"Stay in form"

Whats that supposed to mean

[west stirrup]

staying fit

[hollow owl]

We are not all fat

Im quite the opposite

[sleek prism]

🦴 _ _

[hollow owl]

Walking Minecraft skeleton

[sleek prism]

without bow

[hollow owl]

The bow is my controller when I get annoyed from my wifi being ass

[neon flower]

What is your arrow then?

[fossil dagger]

Can't believe these typa players still exist, he is literally killing everyone in the session rn

[hollow owl]

😫

[cunning python]

won 10% discount

[sleek prism]

:D

[untold dock]

idk why the video is like that

vlc weird

better video

[twin drum]

why does it have the ps3 era piss filter

[flint flower]

Bullshit Testosterone

[honest geyser]

BubbleBark learns about BST

[neon acorn]

I wonder if we will have real GTA cars before GTA 6

[gray parcel]

damn i wish cars were real

[neon acorn]

I wish horses were real

[rancid parcel]

6 will either be delayed again or will have a gazillion bugs when its officially out

[tame holly]

tbf 5 also had a gazillion bug on release...

[neon acorn]

Did it?

Or was it only for online

[tame holly]

online definitily, i don't really remember if 5 had a lot on story mode on 360/ps3

[covert atlas]

Online was pretty much near unplayable for the first week

[versed lintel]

@hollow owl @craggy mica doomsday when

[neon acorn]

For the first week is grateful

[sturdy tapir]

i got a shitty normal panther statue cayo

Or actually kinda decent for solo

[vocal geode]

Was solo gold picking patched in cayo ?

[sturdy tapir]

Yeah

at least I think everyone of those was patched

[vocal geode]

Damn

[vocal geode]

Yo do we need legacy installed in order to migrate to enhanced ?

Or can you just install enhanced and just play with your account preloaded there ?

Nvm i got it

[craggy mica]

One day

We can do all the Acts I, II, and III today.

[past gazelle]

have you tried not getting lost

it might be good idea

good luck duckboy

[tidal yew]

So panther statue this whole week?!

[rancid parcel]

That's what the news said

Could be a lie who knows

[sleek prism]

When you have played the game last time?

[past gazelle]

been a few months

may 5

[sleek prism]

Clearly it says 5 mar = march, right?

No, me mikko

[sleek prism]

damn

I got once 5 times in a row

[rancid parcel]

That's little.

[hollow owl]

Whenever

[sleek prism]

19 cars for i/e

I think I gonna finish it today

I didnt laugh tho

Damn

Its still a bug when you equip them the bar showing how much left keeps flashing

Not a big deal, especially when panther

[sleek prism]

@bitter flicker
Is this.. in your crew?

[olive sleet]

It's inverted tho

[untold dock]

god public sessions are so atrocious

try to request vehicle, doesn't work
tp to office to get vehicle, get stuck trying to enter office

how do people play this shit

[nocturne fossil]

my recent lobbies havent had issues

if those redflags happen i leave

either a modder or heavy lag gonna be there anyway

[lost lily]

vigi airlines

[untold dock]

i would leave but there's a griefer i want to annoy

[sleek prism]

oh fuck, forgot that stupid warehouse cd thing

13min to wait :/

[lost lily]

quick duluxo kill to end the session

[rancid parcel]

Greefuh

[lost lily]

you think that duluxo guy was saint

i grief griefers

[rancid parcel]

There are no innocents in Public

[lost lily]

the one's in duloxo would be like 99% griefers

[sleek prism]

vigi noob, join us to sell come cars

[lost lily]

import export?

[sleek prism]

yes

16 left

[lost lily]

give me 5 min

[sleek prism]

sure

[untold dock]

don't sell

linker_f is killing everyone

[sleek prism]

someone went crazy?

damn

[untold dock]

god this is so fucking annoying not being able to use vehicles

yea and now i'm stuck trying to enter garage

[neon flower]

I would be

[lost lily]

@sleek prism are u gonna sell in public

[untold dock]

high demand doesn't count for career

:(

how do i keep joining that same awful broken session

are there just like 5 public sessions

[sleek prism]

I was planning to but session was bad where cora was

[lost lily]

now we've 1 minute before global signal goes off

[sleek prism]

@untold dock not good session yet?

[untold dock]

nope

trying to find something chill with ceo spots

[sleek prism]

atleast 20?

[untold dock]

i'd be fine with like 15

[lost lily]

@sleek prism invite

[sleek prism]

good enough ig

[lost lily]

it's full

[sleek prism]

hmm

[untold dock]

initializing

[sleek prism]

now 22

securoserv not working

[untold dock]

joining gta online...

entering main menu...

[sleek prism]

and am I stuck in black screen now

@lost lily I'll try another public

[lost lily]

that session was really good

no obvious cheaters

[sleek prism]

couldnt inv you to ceo

[lost lily]

join me again

[sleek prism]

bruh.. to session with another finn :D

[sleek prism]

joining

[rancid parcel]

Bald

[fossil dagger]

started with 310m yesterday, cayo making me rich again

[untold dock]

i cannot join

[sleek prism]

same

3min initializing

[untold dock]

i'll just go in friends only

no point selling in pub when it's impossible

[sleek prism]

yeah

wasting time

[untold dock]

i have so many duplicates of random trash

[sleek prism]

throw inv

[untold dock]

augh need to clean up this vehicle warehouse

[sleek prism]

argh, still initializing to this shitty pub

yeah dupes ruins sourcing

[untold dock]

guess i should just exit to main menu if i get something that's not part of a collection

so that i don't get trash in my warehouse

[sleek prism]

just changing lobby is enough

or does it activate cd

[untold dock]

yeah it gives you a 3 min cooldown on sourcing

[sleek prism]

fuck that warehouse bug

E to get out of bed but char goes back to bed

[untold dock]

lol

i wonder if mask audio works

it does not

@lost lily you join too?

[sleek prism]

invited him

[untold dock]

i have plenty of trash so being able to sell multiple cars at once would be nice

[lost lily]

joining

[untold dock]

ah this bug

can't even sell multiple

great

[sleek prism]

what why

[untold dock]

"one of your associates left the mission"

[sleek prism]

it said you left :D

[untold dock]

i'll try rejoin i guess

[sleek prism]

ok

[untold dock]

now?

[sleek prism]

ye

[untold dock]

amazing

[lost lily]

fk these don't even have bulletproof tires

[untold dock]

you can put them on

[lost lily]

i didn't see it

it was just design and smoke

[untold dock]

okay so, i wonder what bugged the mission

was it me activating job blips or was it you accepting an invite to the warehouse rather than walking in

[lost lily]

fk i can't job tp

[sleek prism]

joining back?

@lost lily

[lost lily]

cant' join bugged

[sleek prism]

damn

[fossil dagger]

How are you already level 300

Didn't you just start on pc

[sleek prism]

in april

[fossil dagger]

How do y'all level up so fast 💀

[untold dock]

actually playing the game rather than cheating for money

[sleek prism]

playing the game i guess

[untold dock]

it's honestly quite simple

[sleek prism]

approx 5,5h per day :d

[untold dock]

i'm gonna have like 20 minutes more of cooldown so what do you want to do

[sleek prism]

hmm

should we source some cars

[untold dock]

i have duplicates still i think

[sleek prism]

actually I can steal your car if I dont have same plates :D

[untold dock]

yeah i still have dupes

[sleek prism]

7min cd

[untold dock]

what the fuck? my cooldown reset from 8 minutes or something to 30

[sleek prism]

yeah..

cant change session or it resets

i/e is so lovely

[broken musk]

i cannot abduct rubios panther

Lame

[lost lily]

almost fkd up

[zenith olive]

🗣️ 🔥 next run will have panther and 3 gold minimum surely

[tame holly]

welp got a cayo hard mode 3 coke 1 painting, prob will go velum entrance as 1 coke is there as well as disguise + truck

idk if its better to get 2 coke or 1 coke 1 painting

[rancid parcel]

2 coke

[tame holly]

I can get the 2nd coke easily when going to the compound anyway

its at the weed farm next to the communication tower

[wicked sundial]

Just take a bike and get the side door code or grappling hooks. Supply truck is slow.

[tame holly]

i know, idc about speedrunnig it anyway

15min is largely enough for it in my experience, I'll get elite anyway

[sleek prism]

@lost lily can you join to my session?

[lost lily]

trying

[sleek prism]

I'll source one car and then I gonna sell

[hollow owl]

I got 1 coke with bonds

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

better than the one I had this morning, tequila and 0 coke

yes I checked every possible spot

[sturdy tapir]

I got panther with 1 coke 4 weed(airstrip) i think

[sleek prism]

I got fries with 1 coke

[tame holly]

I think my panther was a 2 coke one

[sturdy tapir]

[lost lily]

@sleek prism u need any more help?

[sleek prism]

not now, thanks

6 cars

[broken musk]

I want some fries

[untold dock]

interesting bug, can't hack the keypad in fine art

well, not actually interesting

[fossil dagger]

I heard gta online is included in gta+ what if i get gta+ when my gamepass subscription runs out will i be able to play gta online then since it's included in gta+?

[sturdy tapir]

[gray parcel]

I think if you’re only using game pass for gtao then yeah it’s a good deal

[fossil dagger]

Yeah i know but like i meant if it works like that now

[gray parcel]

I think it works like that now but I’m no consoler so idk

[lost lily]

im attempting CMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCfRFGCdCo

[untold dock]

photo finish

[lost lily]

already 1 RIP

keep going

[fossil dagger]

I'm currently having the cheapest version of game pass 11€ a month to play gta online, surely this means if i get a month of gta+ for 8€ i can play online without a gamepass subscription???

[plucky burrow]

It seems so

Do you play only gta online?

[fossil dagger]

Yeah and Fortnite sometimes lol

[plucky burrow]

I see

It is unfortunate that console players need to pay for online services

[fossil dagger]

i don't have any games to play rn so I stopped having the ultimate subscription

i have gta4 to play though

Just too lazy to start

[plucky burrow]

GTA+ gives you access to older rockstar games too I believe

[fossil dagger]

Yeah it does

[plucky burrow]

Or some of them

[daring bobcat]

GTA the trilogy, gta VC, GTA 3, bully, RDR 1, LA noire, gta LCS and GTA CW

[daring bobcat]

to answer your question

[plucky burrow]

You are the best baz851

[daring bobcat]

shut up baby, i know it.

[plucky burrow]

I regret joining this server

[daring bobcat]

its a reference to futurama

[sturdy tapir]

GTA CTW IS PEAK

[daring bobcat]

i would have posted the gif if I could

[plucky burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1423337007077265438/james-doakes-doakes.gif

[sturdy tapir]

Speaking of GTA

Time to bully ncps in GTA San Andreas again

[gray parcel]

i love gta4 bullying

ragdolling down stairs

[nocturne fossil]

pushing npcs and throwing object at them in IV

in gta sa doing karate/boxing on npcs is peak

[untold dock]

that's how the cops work

hmm yes

[craggy mica]

lmao

[untold dock]

@lost lily look at this

[lost lily]

hax

[cunning python]

bro how did u not see that car it was right there

[fossil dagger]

[craggy mica]

[cunning python]

Xbox just casually shows full names?

[merry marsh]

yeah it does, you have to disable it manually but most people arent even aware that its open for everyone to see

[lost lily]

cora joined enemy team

[sleek prism]

no, you are seeing things

[fossil dagger]

After doing heist with panther how high is the chance to get it again?

[broken musk]

Stop exposing me

[daring bobcat]

@sleek prism would you be willing to help me with a casino heist soon?

[untold dock]

no

[daring bobcat]

could you help?

[untold dock]

nope

we are preoccupied

[daring bobcat]

well have fun with that

[lost lily]

@sleek prism where are u

[sleek prism]

I was visiting at my car

[sleek prism]

yeah 3/5 og heists done

[daring bobcat]

nice

[west stirrup]

Still need?

[daring bobcat]

plz

[west stirrup]

Lets see if RGS works 1sec

[nocturne fossil]

PC is so op i can go semi-afk while flying the velum

[sleek prism]

yay 300

[daring bobcat]

nice

[sleek prism]

ty

[west stirrup]

[daring bobcat]

almost caught up with me

[west stirrup]

@daring bobcat I ready

Remember to switch to 60fps

[daring bobcat]

if you lead the way, I will follow

[west stirrup]

Oke

I will hack

[untold dock]

what approach are you using

[daring bobcat]

big con

[untold dock]

group sex?

[west stirrup]

Glitch stars

[sleek prism]

eww

sechs

[west stirrup]

Oh cmon

Logical camera

[daring bobcat]

if the group sex is a better aproach I could quit and switch to that

[untold dock]

it's the worst

[nocturne fossil]

its easier but less fun tbh

[west stirrup]

Can that camera STOP spinning to the wall

[daring bobcat]

ill use group sex next time

[west stirrup]

Yayy the drill doesnt function again

[untold dock]

yunga is the best approach because you get to hear his amazing voice lines

look, dey hie na, and you making me look like a fuckin asshole

[nocturne fossil]

"ahhhhhhhh my leeeg"

[daring bobcat]

not bad

thanks for the help @west stirrup

[west stirrup]

Yw

[untold dock]

and so our cmm ends

mikko crashes his benson into a train and dies

[sleek prism]

[lost lily]

[daring bobcat]

well that sucks

[sleek prism]

so close..

[craggy mica]

W train

[untold dock]

L train

it was the second train in the span of like 2 minutes

[sleek prism]

Mikko 0 - 1 Train

[untold dock]

we already backed out because of a train

[craggy mica]

Fr

Mikko u doing cmm?

[sleek prism]

yeah.. like wtf

[sleek prism]

was

[craggy mica]

Cheesecake is complete

[untold dock]

sorry mr rusty rebel

[broken musk]

I need this

[rancid parcel]

Back off, I need it more than you do

[broken musk]

The velum benson was destroyed

[broken musk]

Dw there will be multiple for us to buy

[rancid parcel]

Cant

Eggsbox and PC 😔

[fleet sluice]

i miss peyote plants

[west stirrup]

I miss..

[hollow glade]

If u didn’t close ur game you’d still have them rn

[broken musk]

lol serves you right Felipe, there is no law stating I cannot park my modded jet here

[naive zenith]

A Train

[cunning python]

Ncie color

[tame holly]

its been a while since i did cmm, idr if i had any funny fails like this

iirc only a few "reset" with rapid fire but nothing major

[lost lily]

i should've kept my phone up for quit job. just 1s slow

[tame holly]

Oh wait i think i accidentally climbed a wall to fall off a cliff on the assasination mission for prison break

[misty berry]

Come to me my precious. First time actually getting to do a panther heist. Was just never playing during the weeks its been available before

2.15m solo heist ftw

[fierce mason]

2.15 mil?
Why am i not even dwonloading the game

[misty berry]

After all cuts with a decent safe and full cocaine bags, yeah a bit over 2.1 mil

[west stirrup]

?

[sleek prism]

Today

[fierce mason]

Never seen that before

[silk shuttle]

panther heist

got me thinking of smth like

lf grabber for panther heist, tequila 1 gold

[sleek prism]

Panther shaped tequila bottle

[hollow owl]

With diamonds?

[sleek prism]

Yes, inside bottle

[hollow owl]

Drinking the diamonds

[sleek prism]

Kinda

[untold dock]

drinking the panther

[daring bobcat]

hey you guys

[untold dock]

hey you

[fierce mason]

Hello

[plucky burrow]

Hi

[west stirrup]

hey

[wintry ermine]

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

Get in

We gonna run over untraceable

[daring bobcat]

he is on playstation, so you cant lol

[plucky burrow]

😼

[fossil dagger]

Lumbago

[plucky burrow]

Affemal

[fossil dagger]

You gotta stop changing names

[plucky burrow]

Denied

[fossil dagger]

?

[plucky burrow]

Rejected

[fossil dagger]

[plucky burrow]

[daring bobcat]

did you guys manage to complete CMM yet?

[untold dock]

no
we try again today with hopefully less trains

[daring bobcat]

all you had to do was avoid the damn train CJ!

what are the chances of that, more dimonds at the casino

[untold dock]

fairly high i reckon

[hollow owl]

Why

Everyone is agaisnt me

Need to find these treasure chest things for cayo

[untold dock]

good thing it's only 10

and not 100

[lost lily]

Rip cmm #gta-online-mk2 message

[daring bobcat]

its 50 if you want the award

[untold dock]

i don't want the award

[neon acorn]

It won’t load

what do you guys do to always have it like that 😭

crying inside

it’s so infuriating

[fierce mason]

Bad PC?

Anyways hello

[fierce mason]

AHH
Op2

[broken musk]

[rancid parcel]

[sleek prism]

"Lose Cops."

There isnt busted emoji

[daring bobcat]

thats now every tier 1

[fierce mason]

That'll cost you 50 shark cards

[broken musk]

Sold

Take my money

[fierce mason]

Sure

[broken musk]

Give me bike

Or no money

[fierce mason]

here bike

[fossil dagger]

Sell bike

[lost lily]

That's a broomstick

[broken musk]

Not that bike I already have seven of them

[fierce mason]

Good cause its blown up already

[broken musk]

No worries, I have extra for that reason

[fossil dagger]

Still not sold though

[fierce mason]

In that case
1 sharkcard for this and if you buy it
Ill toss in a factory new one with all upgrades for free

[broken musk]

U also a sales rep now too?

Damm this economy truly do be shitty

Fellow criminals gotta turn to legitimate jobs

[fierce mason]

Yes
I am the CEO of MCI, MMI and the president of the US
And due to rampant robberies of cayo perico
Prices increased so much that i became a sales rep

Normally i would add sales rep but there so much already addded and there isnt enough space to add to my name

[broken musk]

Cayo Perico is uncontrolled by the USA

It’s controlled by Columbia

[fierce mason]

THEN DO SOMETHIN GENIUS
YOU ALSO THE PRESIDENT OF THE US

[neon acorn]

I love looking at server suggestions only for them to be the same damn thing

[fierce mason]

We have a server suggestion?

[broken musk]

I am doing something; I’m posing memes and ragebait

[fierce mason]

[neon acorn]

Yes

[broken musk]

Fiiinnee.. we will send some troops to Cayo Perico and have them setup a post

[fierce mason]

Finally the vice president is doing something better

now i have to go and sell these damn junk bikes

[broken musk]

lol

[rancid parcel]

Bro forgot to turn the engine on

[broken musk]

Lmao Fr

[fierce mason]

What happens usually when i drive

[plucky burrow]

I'm with you

[hollow owl]

You just said let's go run me over

Pick a side and stick with it

[plucky burrow]

Run with you

[hollow owl]

What if you run with me

And push me

[plucky burrow]

I will catch you

[hollow owl]

You are you now blue

I put why

And it autocorrected to You

[untold dock]

@lost lily cmm go

[untold dock]

no response

@daring bobcat @west stirrup either of you for a 0 notice cmm?

[daring bobcat]

Watching the race

Also it's been ages since I have done og heists

[west stirrup]

0 notice?

[untold dock]

starting right now

[west stirrup]

I’d like to but i can’t play hyet

[plucky burrow]

Because

You are blue

[hollow owl]

Cursed blue

[sleek prism]

daba dee daba die

[daring bobcat]

hows it going with cmm

[untold dock]

we are about to break the prison

[daring bobcat]

good luck

[untold dock]

ty

[polar copper]

@urban leaf get on GTA vr

[fossil dagger]

@broken musk

Are you on

[west stirrup]

Bad luck because i couldn’t play

[sleek prism]

[sleek prism]

two cleanest cops in Los Santos

[lost lily]

drinking on job

[craggy mica]

I wanna watch 🥺

[untold dock]

we did not break the prison

the buzzard got broken by the prison

[craggy mica]

Make stream

[daring bobcat]

im so sorry to hear that

[untold dock]

we have now broken the prison

at least hlr should be smooth sailing

[untold dock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-jAAE3A3iU

[craggy mica]

W man

[misty berry]

Not bad for a first try at a pacifist run. Should be able to get that into elite challenge territory with no destroyed cameras or dead guards relatively easily

[buoyant sorrel]

I didn't get any more Panther Statue

it's a lie

[covert atlas]

Just unlucky.

Your next reroll could be Panther Statue. Keep spending 100K‼️

[wicked sundial]

Yeah, once you learn a good route, you will be able to cut the time in half and get elite.

[misty berry]

Its a neat challenge trying for a pacifist route. Admittedly a lot of my secondaries are in really annoying loot spots

[neon acorn]

Hello

[sleek prism]

Hi

[neon acorn]

MOLLO???

Mollo what are you doing here…

[wicked sundial]

You can avoid killing any guards. In the compound, you can run behind/past the 3 guards closest to the office and hack the elevator.

[misty berry]

Yeah the compound is easy. Its just a lot of timesink outside for the cocaine with where it spawned

[sleek prism]

Huh? Its 8am

[buoyant sorrel]

hello Mikko!!

[neon acorn]

Go to bed!!

[sleek prism]

I did

[vocal geode]

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

📻

[lost lily]

flying boi and jumpy boi to rescue gerald

[spice inlet]

How to stop Lester from yapping while I am on the casino heist prep board 😮‍💨

[hoary valve]

mute

[silk shuttle]

complete a prep of the same type (like getaway vehicles) in the same play session beforehand

[spice inlet]

[lament frigate]

Bossman do I have to wait for him to stfu before I can choose an approach?

[fierce mason]

This is not the fisrt thing i usually expect to see

Anyways hello

[silk shuttle]

yes

[tame holly]

they should really just block him from talking once u heard the line once

[nova comet]

Well say goodbye my pfp

Finally new one

[neon acorn]

Oreo what’s your favourite Oreo

Also what the GTA is that pfp

[silk shuttle]

these store brand noreos were pretty good

[neon acorn]

ew

[fierce mason]

ive never seen oreos like that before

[opal rock]

300 goddamn

Expensive cookies

[sleek prism]

goddamn isnt a currency

[opal rock]

It could be in heaven

[broken musk]

It’s Russian currency, ofc it’s going to be expensive lol

[sleek prism]

These are good too

[broken musk]

If heaven has currency, you can send me to hell

[opal rock]

I’ll just take plain og Oreo’s

[opal rock]

Fake Oreos

[fierce mason]

I bet it more valuable than iranian rials

[tidal yew]

[broken musk]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Now i feel like I have tons of money

[broken musk]

I’ve had the cosmic space ones before, never seen this flavour

[fierce mason]

Yeah
My country economy is shit

[tidal yew]

U r from?

Ain't ur country dubai now!?

[fierce mason]

I am iranian but i live in the UAE

and dubai isnt exactly a country
its more a state and a city

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Finished with schools?!

[fierce mason]

No i am still in school

And i still hate it
After 13 years i still hate school

[tidal yew]

I was like done for the day!

[tidal yew]

Damn I loved it

[fierce mason]

I geneniuely know it sounds insane but i rather be an adult than being in school

[broken musk]

how much does a loaf of bread cost? 200,000$?

[tidal yew]

[broken musk]

500,000$?

[tidal yew]

[polar copper]

LESBIAN POUND

[broken musk]

Lebanese

Lebanon

Not lesbian

[gray meteor]

Where do I sign up?

[bitter flicker]

[west stirrup]

[tidal yew]

Ban that kid

[broken musk]

lesbian
Lebanon/lebanese ✅

[opal rock]

If only someone we know in this server was from there.

[fierce mason]

I am iranian fyi

[opal rock]

I wasn’t referring to you sir

[fierce mason]

Ive spend long enough in the internet that people automatically come to me when its middle east related

[broken musk]

I feel the same way about this man:

[sturdy tapir]

Ah yes the orange that escaped the fruit market

And became hooman

[broken musk]

200GB of incriminating videos, documents, court reports, confidential information, etc. some of which I doubt is legal

Legal for me to possess

As if I care

@rancid parcel I got the modded vetos

[broken musk]

I got one on Bennys and one on F1s, the F1 veto is kinda disappointing because it doesn’t look like a freak of nature like most F1 modded cars

[tidal yew]

Beat this kid

Like ssly

[broken musk]

Why u wanna hurt my friend

[tidal yew]

[broken musk]

They clearly in enough pain

[tidal yew]

She bullied me while ago

[broken musk]

Passed out on the floor, poor thing

[broken musk]

That’s nothing new

Happens to everyone

“U r FIRED” is their famous line

[tidal yew]

Why can't we all fired her

[broken musk]

Good question

[tidal yew]

Thats Hamilton in this season

[tame holly]

cmon that's generous, the ferrari does have some pace

now the alpine...

[tidal yew]

Nooooooooooooooooo

Well can't disagree

Leclare got that in podium

[tame holly]

hey at least this weekend the double dnf wasn't the team's fault

for once

[tidal yew]

That was suicide by kimi

Bt great race by du du du duuuuuuuuuuu

[tame holly]

wasn't piastri the one who started the crash ?

[tidal yew]

Agree

[tidal yew]

Max verstampe

[tidal yew]

Excited for next year

To see audi

And cadillac

[tame holly]

yeah, can't wait for alpine to dominate the field now that that the renault gp2 engine is out of the car (copium)

[tidal yew]

Gasly is good ngl

[tame holly]

oh yeah main reason i still support the alpine team

[tidal yew]

Colapinto hmm not so sureee

[tidal yew]

Niceee

[broken musk]

wtf are you guys talking about?

[tidal yew]

F1 formula

[broken musk]

Oooh lol

[tame holly]

the next open wheel car to be added in gta V

prob will based on the rb23 or smth close to that

[broken musk]

Whatever car I want to make

With F1 tires

I wonder what else I can turn into a monstrosity with F1 tires

RC bandito with F1 tires?..

[tame holly]

can u even merge glitch with it ?

its stuck in the arena garage

[broken musk]

Yes you can merge Bennys onto it, not sure about F1s though

Here’s something worth noting though: if you buy a rat truck with F1 tires from a player at LSCM and convert that rat truck into an arena Sasquatch, you will get an F1 Sasquatch

[tame holly]

I assume this works for all conversion arena vehicles ?

[broken musk]

Yes

Rat truck is the funniest though

Bc let’s be real, none of them look good

[tame holly]

I feel like the glendale would also be close

got 6 big wheels

[broken musk]

I never thought of that

Next up: F1 Glendale

[dense frigate]

What’s the best way to counter 5 rijus that are mad at you

[tame holly]

ummm, hide ?

[silent portal]

new session LMAO

[lost lily]

Explo sniper or railgun

[dense frigate]

Can’t do that

[dense frigate]

No

Idk I had 1 with railgun but they so annoying when there’s more than 2 and ur on foot

2 is manageable

But 5 a piss take

Ended up hiding under pier hitting em while they try launch missles under

[lost lily]

Can always do that

[dense frigate]

No

[dense frigate]

Don’t have explo

[lost lily]

My rc bandito and tank disagrees

[dense frigate]

Well I disagree with both

[lost lily]

Wdym

[dense frigate]

One can just stand on a roof

[lost lily]

Not ideal when 5 people in stealth jets are ganging up on u

[broken musk]

the cops must’ve raided my arcade

I’m goin jail

[sturdy tapir]

Helnaw

[broken musk]

I didn’t go to jail last time, they just threw me in a holding cell for a day

[nocturne fossil]

chat revive 🗿

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

yesterday my nightshark went to jail several times :\

[nocturne fossil]

that exclusive pepe emoji u have

i wish we had that in the server ngl

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

yeah that one xd

[sturdy tapir]

Well i had made a server suggestion and it died faster than the ninja low taper fade meme

[nocturne fossil]

u have my support

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

i have one more but i dont think it fits into an emoji XD

a tom and jerry one

[untold dock]

our greed knows no bounds

no elite though 😦

quick restarted

[nocturne fossil]

murilo

whats the best car to use on chiliad during the getaway (without heli)

[untold dock]

on chiliad?

[nocturne fossil]

yeah the route which people take when they dont wanna use heli

zancudo route but for casino heist

[untold dock]

oh zancudo

retinue mk2 imo

vagrant is faster but much harder to drive

[nocturne fossil]

vagrant was pretty nice

retinue should try

yesterday used sentinel classic still held up somewhat

[clever ibex]

Since when are diamonds in again?

[untold dock]

thursday

[opal rock]

All month for gta+

[west stirrup]

I got confused with the panther or diamonds being gta+

[opal rock]

Diamonds are forever(this month)

Cayo heist week has been poor

1 lousy panther

Doesn’t bode well for the other weeks

[west stirrup]

They are all i need to please me

[broken musk]

Next DLC, we need HSW veto modern and classic

[dense frigate]

Hsw fagio

[tame holly]

hsw dozer when ?