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Perfection. I hope to see some good trailers meanwhile
Oh this is good news too 👀👀👀
Prepare to be disappointed if money fronts is anything to go by
If there isn’t a heist linked to the mansion I’m uninstalling the game
Set your periscope’s sights on El Rubio’s island fortress this week.
You’re guaranteed to find the Panther Statue as the Primary Target on your first run at The Cayo Perico Heist.
Plus, bonuses on Buried Stashes, Cayo Perico Motor Wars, and more: https://t.co/T5I0y7YoSn
Yeah, knew it was 9th or 16th
Like DCA said, it comes out the 2nd Tuesday of December
Which was 9th
Well, just gave a random 1.9 mill
He somehow died during the heist but fair
He gets paid, I don't 
Trace doing the lords work
the mansions have 40 car garages but every single slot in the garage is taken by some sort of npc vehicle
(im still salty that raf takes the one car wash spot)
heist?
You doing replay?
Yeav
I have to change my settings all back to normal now
Exactly sounds like it’s time for a new one

Lmao you reset cache eh?
Have too
A long time isn’t really conclusive evidence of there not being one
Wtf
If anything it’s the opposite
A lot more scrubs on ps
Gotta put all these back everytime i reset cache
Just don't do it every time before you're done doing it lol
Just change the graphic mode
The standard looking around setting is too zlow
sticks are always too slow
who ever said to play arcade game for casino heist award, thanks
so easy to play Monkey Paradise and finish 2nd level
Come to papa
Luckily on pc i can save the notepad files xD
Why’s it got a blue yoga ball
for settings
its prolly micheal's?
Idk it seems like his last pet house cats urn
The ashes are in the blue but
Bit
Video breakdown of the benefits GTA+ Members will receive in the current month of Membership (November 6, 2025 - December 8, 2025).
The intent of this video is to show players the full extent of the bonuses and discounts available in the game and neither to encourage nor discourage the purchase of GTA+.
GTA+ is a membership program which deliv...
Just took time off for December 9
Casino Heist award?
Exercises, it's healthy
Idk
I think it’s his dead cats urn that’s why it’s valued so much we just sell it back to him
Yes, you need 15 plat award in career progress for tier 4
i swear it's actually impossible to find a session with 20+ people, a free ceo slot and the ability to go inside without getting stucl
is this new? most of the gtao vehicles look the same now
what you selling
with all the modders i wouldnt even wanna be in public sesh xd
ah fair enough you are correct
trying to sell acid
@untold dock join? I got kicked for afkin so in public now
I can leave ceo and jump back
That's why I only play with my crew 
Miqo
hi
i try to join
How are you king
player is no longer in session

idc close enough
as long as there are no obvious cheaters and i can register as ceo that's fine
i joined a session with a guy who was rank 3000 something, member since 2024
yeah ok dude
nice you got in
but can i enter my acid lab without getting stuck
yes and now it's 11 people
this game is fucking awful
damn
homeless person just said "poodles are agents of satan"
:D
I swear, these newsfeed i get all the time from R* actual Server... makes me drive crazy
I thought finally we get a Gta VI teaser, but no its just again online 
You're expecting the wrong thing my friend
Yeah i know, i slowly became Gta VI hungry again
But it probably is to say that nothing else will come this year, maybe marketing starts idk, but no new trailers imo
mental state normal, hmm
i think it just reset
You in public?
unfortunately
literally nothing happening

Guaranteed diamonds with GTA+
sup fellas
Imma kill this yellow guy @sleek prism

Guy is bullying a lvl 23 
you crazy
He is bullying 
I think he has reasons
Na reason enough for me to go after him 
do you guys think we'll get chat in enhansed?
I look away from my TV for 5 seconds and 3 guys joined my cayo
very unlikely now
that's sad
start the heist then do the disconnect trick after they've filled their bags
anyone from rockstar gave any explanations?
No
interactions between players are an important part of any online game
why take them away?
we they will not explain
because online game chats have to be moderated as of 2017
i'd trade hsw for text chat and og heists changed to 2-4
I'm thinking about moving to legacy again
👀
BUY
then buy more gta+. it's a trap by 
now the level 23 got the business stuff
Good idea
Lemme borrow your wallet real quick
any reason in particular?
chat!
i'm 
didnt know he is a threat 
Good old aim bot users 
who are u gonna chat with when most of the people moved to enhanced?
maybe argue with public lobby people?
i'm so good at gta this dude thinks i'm aimbotting
i see no reason
lmao
:D
i'd go to legacy if it wasn't a third world containment zone
leg still has like 2x the players on enh
most of them play that roleplay crap
gotta do some irl stuff
cayo later?
yea sure i have one set up as well
@opal rock when you hop on?
Probably like 4 hours from now
toreador main decided he had had enough after this
It was u ?
Damn u have crazy aim tho
For a moment I though u were sus when u killed me mid air 
mission accomplished
btw cheesecake, do you need heists for career prog?
I came to kill u for that reason lol
Didn’t know it was u
no i have everything done for heists except cayo with the stupid plane and casino cash undetected
Only for millionaires lol
Convenient
nice
2,600,005
we need to play cayo
omg lowkey

wow so just hard core ignore
i see how it is
maybe I should finish preps for big con fartwork
Zaya, untraceable and me
- some random to bring excitement
it’s Bnqsa
I have once
send
On the PS App, why don’t I get a notification when someone adds me?
do you have notifications on
I get it like 20 seconds after I got it on my ps5
need help with anything?
Same
Just lmk when you on
will do
not atm, you?

Quick question, after the first panther that's guaranteed is there a very small chance to get it again or only once
legends tell of a small chance to get it again
Interesting
You’re on pc though you can just keep it for eternity
Nah I just mean if I want to repeat panther I'd want it to be hard
The difference is pretty big I believe
It’s decent but normal panther is much better than even hard diamond
So what can you do
Hard mode adds no difficulty to the heist
I could probably teach my 3yo to do those fingerprint scans
4 prints on elevator is kinda slow but you can just kill guards
Get key and have 2 downstairs
Perhaps but I have no interest in repeating anyway
I could claim the panther on the 2nd character incase I ever change my mind
But it's unlikely
Just want fully legit money
I set the script up and have never used it
Not that fussed
But for panther perhaps, I ahve PD hard mode still if I’m not mistaken
So could get hard panther
is that what the youth are calling it these days
kinda weird ngl
@hollow owl is that grey sultan?
yes
why does the good look so long
it is
hood
sultan best npc car in the game
sanchez best npc vehicle in the game
UHM
ackshually
bati

why are skype emotes like this
looks like a dreamworks face

Move up like space
Real estate 🗿
sry am too lazy
(it also took me like 20 tries to do the cayo finale just now cuz I suck at it solo, getting better tho)
get ready to spend 20 million dollars on a mansion and then never go near it again after a week tops
real
but
I do tho
you need to own penthouse to do missions for Ms Baker
decent for fast travelling and ez access for casino wheel reset
I'm aware but be real here those missions aren't exactly meta
but but career progress
i wish paleto had a penthouse
free (after buying a penthouse) paragon r

that u can't even use in races 
wow a free mid car 
yacht.. never visited after tier 4 
I used to always say yacht is a nice spawn point simply cause it has an instant helicopter
but now you've got the agency
also kosatka
catch me spawning in the kosatka never
hate that claustrophobic shit
this is the worst game ever for navigating small spaces
@sleek prism mayo paprika heist
ok but what if i don't want to reset agatha mission to get the number 13 cuz u have a small chance when calling agatha drunk
too bad
i tried getting it from the bar in the casino for like an hour straight

then i tried the calling method and got that in like 3 tries
tequila 
panther
I will never get why GTA players are so thirsty for ms baker
bunch of children swooning over a 40 year old
like what

you know just as well as I do that your average GTA online player is very underage
fuck i suck at this game
did you try some trick
this is known
i got the jump first try yesterday after 1.5 years
interesting, never heard about that
hey that's much better than pokemon fans
because no cuties in gtao
on second thought I don't want to have this conversation 
she has blood elf energy
easily I would do 200 missions for baker than 50 fib files for Jodi
me after getting spotted in cayo 10 times bc i forgor u can't kill anyone :
cayo has a lot of invis walls on the coast
Who
no just for funzies
that guy
I am not a schizophrenic
I am not a schizophrenic
What guy
HIM!!!
does casino still have mantrap bug
yes
Man, the FIB files are at least more interesting and challenging..
if you dont moderate that dude in the next 19 seconds im filing a COMPLAINT with modmail about you
dont MAKE me
Who is that dude
fib files are nice purely because you can launch them from your phone
mods, explode his balls

That too yeah
i can't use question marks in gta because i have that key bound to open the social club overlay
hmm
why'd you rebind it from home?
are you a tkl user
well tkl would still have home i guess
I can use + but not a question mark
i do have a tkl but i'm not using it right now
the other one i mean
or cant even use :
60% i guess
anyway i do have a home key but it's not that convenient
yes hello keyboard store, i would likes less keyboard please
statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
numpad is a tumor
he says until he needs to press a numpad button
What's tkl
no numpad
ten key less
Ah
I did kill my f12 key cuz it kept activating for some reason which spammed inspect element
i've had a ducky tkl for like a decade now
dirty keyboard alert!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a console gamer tho...

how you got an F12 key on a console
i swap keycaps every season 
cuz I use a laptop for daily stuff ?
swapping keycaps wont fix functionality issues
they're even seasonally themed
U got drag on ur joystick.... 
Nice bro. What's the theme for Fall 🍁

being unable to get up
something else
Diamond Casino Heist if u got GTA+
it's pretty extra but it's this
I appreciate the effort bro, nice 👍🏻
razer 
Deathadder V2
hey gamers 
eversong woods WoW screenshot desk mat also 
i got a bunch of desk mats i love them
It's good, I bet u got Fall themed accents on ur desk elsewhere as well
Another kryboard issue ....
my desk stays pretty clean but i got some LED candles in the back
There, cool
this is the winter fit
Decent!!
Might get the blue one
i roll the dice on cheap amazon keycaps sometimes and they're usually decent
if you want something custom i made one on redbubble that turned out great
Is it the Keychron mechanical keyboard?
it's a ducky one tkl
The one i originally wanted was the same colour as mod but with a small Shiba Inu in the bottom right corner
But he doesnt make them anymore
i did just get a keychron mouse and kb combo for my steam deck and it's okay
$50 for both was nice
Yeah that's not bad
noob strat
50/50?
just take 85 if you want, though it doesn't affect career in casino
thank you rockstar

i'm a text spectate enjoyer
That's the least we could do to enjoy while we're outside or just can't play ourselves lol
@sleek prism I just realised I can’t do tonight as it’s the traitors final. Tomorrow should be able to do a bit in the morning if you’re about.
what is morning in your time
drift truck is not the ideal casino getaway car xd
very hard to avoid cops and keep the rear end in check
13.31 ? how is that time counted
lesson learned 
retinue mk2 my beloved
ford escort
hate escort missions
also change this to hold to sprint
even if you never use a gamepad
it allows you to run faster in interiors when you press a or d
Only cars worth picking to escape are
Sentinel classic at 5% buyer
Retinue mk2 at 7%
Sultan classic at 9%
Vagrant at 10%
👍
mikko are you interested in og heist elites
sent classic is great period, been my daily driver lately
are og elites part of career prog
yes
then yes
i swap character
back to jared applebee...
nah
back to corer
zoidberg

a pogo stick, yay!!!!
gotta wait couple min for 4th
oke
For me like 10am whatever that is for you
I mean we also have a month 
Yep
goodbye panthur
2 MILLIONS
‼️
!!
What loot
2NDARY Was 1 coke 2 weed
forgot hm was in safe
took 40 mins start to finish
Not baaaaad
i wanna get a 30 min scope out to finale finish
complete easy
Damn 
hmm?
im using job tps but not using any of the big speedrun stuff
not setting up stuff beforehand etc
sub 30 isn't even hard warpless
I gotta do setups for this madrazo files do the heist wait 48 mins or if i do it solo then scope until i get good targets for panther statue and then setups 💤
got a vid?
im hoping my 2nd char on legacy somehow has an old heist already scoped
hey at least no need to fly the velum
just a boring 5min section where u can't do anything bc of cutscenes
i literally made this video because of this one idiot
it's sub 30 warpless with no longfin jump because i didn't want to risk it
we are on console
console has job warp too
i see yeah
nice run
but personally i wanna do more casual run where i scope out everything, max money and try to do that fast
do you never use warps? cause some of them are pretty damn good like warp straight into the casino hotel and fingerprint cloner house
yeah i like the thumbnail lmao
is it as fast tho
you add the anawack or w/e the name is then join thru ps/xbox menu no?
eyyy i can claim a hard on the main legacy
Yes
not me who cropped that
cant ever have enough options
still dont know why this is filtered
whats the longfin jump? also interesting way of losing cops, i always just stole the longfin drove a bit and then ewo
the one in the heist
if you fail you either lose time or worst case get the boat stuck
and if you don't get the door code from the guards nearby you also lose time
when will discord stop sucking with large files
use streamable
hah i should try this for fun
becasuse it has filtered words
yea idk why the 3 letters are still filtered
you can correct me if im wrong but i cant imagine there being more true positives than false positives
yeah idk i dont like kilometres anyway
typical americanized server smh
but no it actually doesnt have many false positives at all
people who use it are typically referring to the non kilometre version
i think its silly i get fully support the other combination filtered tho
youi telling me not many others use it in terms of gta?
Lmao
wdym those are very clearly words
We gonna get 2 gta online big updates
Why am I predicting so much stuff lately

Seriously
That's the most obvious rockstar move
But I'll give you points
Im surprised people still believe that May of next year was the actual release date, they may even push it back if Im not wrong even further because this game could quite literally bankrupt rockstar if it goes wrong

Didn't even mention the other trailer
378 daggers before gta6?
GTA 6 is fake and its entirely meant to rage-bait people until they release it (eventually)
Is this a November fools joke
i thought they would delay it for month later on but till november was really unexpected
No no, this... this whole thing, All of this... its all about me......

Today, we have an official release date to share with you: Grand Theft Auto V will arrive in stores on September 17, 2013.
We know this is about four months later than originally planned and we know that this short delay will come as a disappointment to many of you, but, trust us, it will be worth the extra time. GTAV is a massively ambitious and complex game and it simply needs a little more polish to be of the standard we and, more importantly, you require.
To all Grand Theft Auto fans, please accept our apologies for the delay, and our promise that the entire team here is working very hard to make the game all it can be. We are doing all we can to help ensure it will meet if not exceed your expectations come September – we thank you for your support and patience.
Yours, The GTA Team
Hi everyone,
Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.
We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.
lmao
d e l a y e d




Ok I’ll stop but ffs I KNEW it.
its ok we gonna see that tweet coming in atleast 10 more times
ok, maybe possible
"We delayed one more week to polish the game"
it can come over and over just as long as we get the sauce
on that thursday
whats thursday
after looking over my previous messages ima say this for the 40th time now; they will probably delay or postpone the gta6 once again, if not several more times bc each time ive said it, its come true 
they tried to be too greedy and now they going to probably lose alot of money bc of it
copmlete the cayo and it looks like im gonna be put in a heated lobby

Did this before I got ps4 
Odd flex but ok
guess I have more time to get tier4's
good game
i think those are alts ?
are virtual machines allowed now i dont think so
prolly just seperate people xd
Michael DLC?! 
Virtual machines would struggle to run GTA, at least effectivly, now what they don't tell you is, you can run more than one application at a time, technically being every store launcher, plus the legacy and enhanced versions of the game all at once, which means you can run like 8 instances of the game at once, if your computer is beefy enough
god i miss text chat
btw can we still run vms with battleye taken into account?
You can yea, battleye is still a joke tbf
oh okay 
wish i could gtao on steam deck but battleye fucks it 
even worse there are more modders now in enhanced as well 
locked out steam deck over nothing
back to square one till the next dlc
i guess it's a rockstar issue and not a battleye one, they just don't enable it for linux or macos
I am sadly going to agree with you, I was originally hoping most of the old ones would be dumb enough to try and figure it out but I guess even that was too easy so I started modding again to try and help around with getting rid of all of the bad ones, feels almost not even worth playing pubs though since theres so many modders appearing day in and out

Most games do that which have kernel level anticheat though 

oh i wasnt sure about other games
i think pubg has the same issue
12/32 im probably skipping OG heist
it's an internet café
I dont know why I go on facebook, first thing I see is this
I saw that but I don't think it’s a live action
its also not true, fake.
its manageable
u got cora and other people to help so try
50m is pretty grindy if you don't just play ogs for fun
i used to play pac standard for fun until people started doing the kuruma cheese and even after that got patched i never really started doing it again
i like a quick play pac stan sometimes
that heist is how i discovered that the strength stat affects how far you can fall before ragdolling
Its CMM that's gonna be an issue
It is
and cheese car
it doesnt, it just has to not be missing
also do the armoured vest trick
removing the vest to run faster while still having the benefits of extra health that'll help a bit
Oh i know i've done it on an old account but i don't have a platoon
you could just ask me
i think other guy here wanted to do cmm too
can do
Do you have an crew?
he has plenty of people xd
i think i can scrounge up 2 people
the only really risky part is pac finale if you don't cheese it
I hate them all equally but if I had to choose probably hakachou drag with the newgen buffs
damage the back and it will dust every vehicle in its path fr
I feel like this is accurate. Love how there's memes already
and they will postpone it again xd
Plot twist, thats the release date of Trailer 3 not the game.
No
panther
Nope
Big plot twist
Pubago
there is a tryhard in one of the public sessions and he keeps ewoing everytime he spawns lol
they should really put consequences for this
this is the best thing they've added. sort your garages during these boring trips
Can I do panther with ya?
good tip! I sorted my garages yday but a little tweak would be good
TGG has finally lost it
🗿
maybe we'll get a gtao update beyond mansions now 
I assume that will be that last update for gta5
Only the server will go on after that
Just 4 extra months, no big deal, no big deal, no big deal 
An extra 4 months to the 2 years long wait for PC release
No biggie
It was funnier when he's doing trailer 2 prediction
pls don't post this clown's photo here
Trand Geft Gauto




when u don't have pistol in your loadout but still want the bonus
More time to complete Career Progress 
Miko account in November 2026 is going to be 100%
Hell yea that's one more summer for me to try and do all cmms for doomsday
look at this mudder @sleek prism
this dinosaur is an op mk2
pink guy is the mudder 
Finally loch ness mk2
I thought this was some kind of in-game event
nah he just keeps spawning them
lochness monster suddenly aint rare nomore xd
Yupp
Finally my Pink Diamond is free I kept the heist for 8 months 
lol
Jarvis I got lucky and got 4 gold in my 2nd character with panther
now in my main I just completed the heist and get the hard mode panther
just hoping I can get 3 gold
I never got 3 gold with diamond 
Bro is making me jealous 
have you scoped?
I got 2 gold 3 cash and 1 painting with panther 
Yea
what about 2nd character
R* God hate me
I never really played with my second character
bro scope in it too
I just copied the lvl and left it at that
you can miss this golden opportunity
Ill do it tomorrow
yea I did that too
Or today evening
I did that smart thing so that in case I lose the heist I'll have a backup someday
cause cayo replay is my only money making method
I aint grinding I got no time for that I already played the game for 3 months
yea am keeping my panther forever pal
Samee
I was but then mudders turned my mood off 
why you play in public buddy
Playing alone is boring
valid
Unless your friends are playing with you
make more friends
I had like 10 friends playing with me for like 3 months, a few months ago
Constantly
Then we just stopped coming online
also 1 painting in office is gem
Yea

I left the game in July
came back just for panther
cause I love Cayo
There was one guy whose name was Cayo lover
Same here especially that damn panther statue
Is your name Sandra
as I started playing in 2025 I never knew what panther statue was so its a blessing to get one now
It used to exist awhile ago as a another normal primary target but r* had to nerf cayo coz they r crazy


Man I hope mansions cost at least 50 mil
I have too much monie

?
Jarvis
What the hell Jarvis
not a bad run
Nice
Maybe 
👀 _ _
What.. spamming weapon wheel reload atomizer?
hi
nope
Solo Elite Challenge (Normal) Panther Statue loot, Secondaries: 1 coke + 1 painting
I need an assistance, would you like to participate my good friend


Why so

Also this video is going to be featured on YT and will get thousand views
So you'll be famous
I'm pursuing my dream of becoming a cowboy
Isn’t bribing illegal?
Then go play RDR 2 my boy
Nicee 
@vocal geode wish me luck

Good Luck my friend 
Why do you have infinite panthers
Cause I pet them
Oh
Replay glitch 
Also petting them works
Give him vet food time to time
Or tuna
Switch to throwables then switch back
to the very top, better be 3 gold
Thanks
@vocal geode 2 gold 1 painting in office not bad
I'm tired of glitching man
back
If the game is boring I'll just drop it next time
Gta6 is said to be undergoing gameplay reworks
And rockstar has reportedly fired many employees
It's over
This game is never releasing
Nah it will release next year
Sure
I got gta 6
Might not even come to pc
nice
Don’t worry a billion dollar company wont keep increasing deadline if they aint gonna release it
2028
And who might you be?
it became so boring
Yeah the problem is that this might be the last gta fr
my main got deleted
The management is so terrible
I don’t think so
You didn't read the news ?
the account is still in this discord
There were some rumours about gta 7 as well I don’t remember it well but it was an instagram reel
What news ?
😭
A rockstar employee (as they claim) have came out and said that the development team morale is very low due to the workload and the recent contract termination of many devs
What happens is that the testers did not like the gameplay and it is going through a big redesign
As they claim
But firing many people that are not easy to replace is not solving the problem
The contract terminations happened due to some employees being part of unions
I dunno what that fully means
But probably something outside the scope of the company
Hai chat
hi retired
I'm on GTA
now I'm off it
this game is so boring
I just have no energy to grind it anymore, it's so pointless
Hello retired
I'm tired
Lester Clear wanted literally emptied 1.8mil from my freaking wallet last night

Cannot go higher
I was eager to grind career progress but now with the delay i’m waiting 10 months lol
Taking a break after le update
1 more year of gta online, we're so back 
Taking a break after le update seems like a good idea
Besides the last few years have been going very quickly
_ _
Have you planned your final drive around the map because gta online disappears after gta 6, right? 
When’s that been said
Just have to decide the car ofc
need to get the gang back together, one last time
I have seen it many times on Reddit. I dont know why because the game isnt going anywhere
art with rickie. noice
the same people who keep regurgitating "last drive on gta 5 guys..." are the same annoying idiots who say shit like "UM ACTUALLY GUYS... gta 6 won't be as good as GTA V..."

Anyways, the possibility of me being able to purchase an island is still out there if we got another year 
oh my god fuck off raptor
hi
you get in trouble for calling ppl annoying idiots?
what do you need an island for.
no i got told that posting gifs is BAAAAD!!!!
raptor do something useful challenge (impossible)
To store more cars on it
Also I wanna be able to take hostages to me island and kill them without legal consequences 
I’m thinking that 300 million should be enough to buy an island with an airstrip
I think it don't like tenor
Okay, i actually don't remember what preps i have to do in cayo anymore or which ones are good to pick. So I'll just ask y'all. Approach vehicles are gonna be kosatka, equipment do i have to do every prep for equipment? Or can i skip one or two of them? (Demolition charges, safe code, fingerprint cloner and cutting torch.) Weapon loadout, is aggressor with suppressor still the best? Disuption, do i have to do any of them? Thanks 👍
You don’t need the demo charges
use longfin instead
kosatka prep takes so fucking long 😭
What about the others? Is the aggressor still the best?
gg
And do i have to do any preps on dispution?
I tried to do it but failed
Personally I prefer to get rid of air defence so it’s less damage during the heist but up to you
Alright
Armour and weapons are not really needed
I got madrazo files and wanna get panther so idc about loosing the money
i just have to find a duo to do it with....
so it's only 48 mins cooldown
Yoink
Is ur character trump
he's gotta pay for his lawsuits somehow
Screw that I got enough from my businesses that ion pay taxes on 
Do you have the best appartment
whats the best apartment ?
I own the entirety of eclipse towers
Wait until you see his pfp
conker xd
@broken musk you wouldn't wanna help me once i have the setups done? I'll give ya 85% 😆
All the floors
kosatka prep is easy if you just fast travel to paleto with your sub
I’d help you for 5% lol
Bet I'll let you know
El Rubio's statue is beautiful, a beautiful statue, many are saying this. Had to take it for myself, for America... Drug dealers with art, many such cases...
Lowkey kinda wanted to just leave it as my primary forever lol but ik that if I don’t complete this heist im probably not going to participate in heist month
Be rebellious
But all my other heists are on their first run
my first run for the casino is cash so I said fuck it I’m not wasting my time w ts, 5 years later it’s still waiting for me 
casino is comfy
doomsday though i've had setup since i last played the game around nightclub update and still haven't done it
I’ve made more gambling from casino than I have from robbing it 
Also never done it

Whaat
We should do it lol brev

This was my first slot machine win as Mr president
all my other wins are from a diff character representation
As rigged as another certain thing involving that guy....

Hell yeah they are rigged in my favour, so far it’s been 50 million in my favour
Damn cheaters....
instant transmission 
i hate when this happens so i try my best not to provoke npcs outside casino but sometimes cant resist
Next character ossama bin laden? Or bill clinton?
Nahhh ima have to stick with this one
bill clinton would be the move
i can do the voice, why haven't i made a living off of it yet
You can probably find a yt video of how to make bill Clinton in GTAO tbh
lester can you kill my wife for me son...
That’s what I did for trump except I changed some of the things to my liking 
Do it
my coworkers have asked me to do the bill clinton voice on more than one separate occasion










