gta-online-mk2

[untold dock]

i have the black box set up

[sleek prism]

ok, I have none

[untold dock]

i'll join once this car is washed

[sleek prism]

:D ok

[untold dock]

only the finale counts so we can prep at the same time to speed it up

[sleek prism]

ok sure

well yeah if cd really is 5

[untold dock]

inv to ceo

i'll check after the first prep if i can start a new one

[sleek prism]

ah fuck

I started a prep alr

[untold dock]

yep can start

[sleek prism]

nice

ready for finale

[untold dock]

am i softlocked

[sleek prism]

maybe

dont see you or Mesa

[untold dock]

did the mission start for you

[sleek prism]

yes

[untold dock]

same again lmao

i think it's because i did the time freeze glitch?

i'll go to main menu and rejoin you

[sleek prism]

oh maybe

I couldnt start Fine Art because of it

do I inv to ceo @untold dock

[untold dock]

yea

game bugged

[sleek prism]

damn

just doing last prep

[untold dock]

am i stuck again looking at this garment factory

[sleek prism]

oh man

[untold dock]

🌭

i'll just restart the game

[sleek prism]

ok

I'll join to another session

[untold dock]

this awful halloween weather has permeated all of my singleplayer saves

i think i need to delete them

[daring bobcat]

[sleek prism]

wtf

[untold dock]

xd

[sleek prism]

[untold dock]

turn off friendly fire in ceo management maybe

[sleek prism]

I need to pee

[daring bobcat]

omg same

[sleek prism]

oops

[lost lily]

mikko boosting his k/d

[sleek prism]

_ _

[untold dock]

join ceo i have finale

[rancid parcel]

This is my first time witnessing friendly fire in casino

[sleek prism]

Its not casino

[rancid parcel]

Looks like it

[hollow owl]

Helo

[sleek prism]

Its Fine Art Fib file

[hollow owl]

Hello Valkyrie

Hru

[untold dock]

was that all of them

[sleek prism]

all what

[untold dock]

wait i can just keep doing more

[sleek prism]

oh

[untold dock]

i thought there were only 3 per day

but i have new ones

[sleek prism]

no, only double one is once per week

other has only cd

and just cant do same twice in a row

[untold dock]

how many do you want to do then

[sleek prism]

maybe for an hour ?

[untold dock]

sure

[untold dock]

i can't get inside???

[sleek prism]

whaat

[untold dock]

broken ass game

[sleek prism]

restart mission?

[untold dock]

is it broken for you?

[sleek prism]

no

[untold dock]

keep going then

[sleek prism]

ready to hack terminal

ok

Huh?

[untold dock]

guess we should have restarted

[sleek prism]

hmm

I try to ewo

nice it worked

[untold dock]

me ewoing worked

i spawned inside

[sleek prism]

oh cool

[sleek prism]

@untold dock changed session?

[untold dock]

no i guess it just disconnected

i'll rejoin after this

[sleek prism]

ok, finale waiting

[untold dock]

i wanted to chop him with the chopper :(

[sleek prism]

:D

1 more

you had preps left?

[untold dock]

no

???

[sleek prism]

:D

[west stirrup]

Why does your weapon say boomboom but it doesnt boomboom

[sleek prism]

9 files in ~3hrs

[untold dock]

20 minutes per file

is that good or bad

[sleek prism]

I think thats good

as solo maybe +15min

how much you need more

[untold dock]

uhh

40

[short lotus]

does anyone having trouble getting into online?

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1182845696416677910.webp?size=64&animated=true

[rancid parcel]

Halloween is over
||I spent only 10mins celebrating by buying the Stun Baton then murder an NPC and close the game ||

[neon acorn]

Is the sky gone?

[west stirrup]

Nein no

[spice inlet]

November 3rd, probably

[vocal geode]

You can remove it though

But it says gone for the session ur currently in and you need to do it again when u switch one

[sleek prism]

If you mean freezing the time, atleast it stops you make missions where the game tries to change time ( as example fib files Fine Art)

[vocal geode]

Nah I mean the garage to apartment one

[sleek prism]

ah that one

too much work

[vocal geode]

Yes

Not really tbh

The one you’re talking about takes more work

[sleek prism]

but you do it once

[vocal geode]

True

[plucky burrow]

Start of heist month

[sleek prism]

I tried it once and froze time to 12.03.. played for a while and I can I feel my eyes started to burn from the brightness

[rancid parcel]

Which i won't show up

[sturdy tapir]

what if it the best loot of cayo

[rancid parcel]

Already took it hundreds of times already

[sturdy tapir]

Also since when are you into 19 DOLLAR FORTNITE CARD

[rancid parcel]

Huh?

I dont even like Fortnite

[opal rock]

I almost played gta yesterday

I switched on the laptop and then got bored

Will come back for heist month though

[sturdy tapir]

[silk shuttle]

i don't think I've done more than 2 heists last heist month

who cares if either the goal will be destroyed or rockturd pretend that we hit it even if we could tell that we didn't really

i don't think we hit 20 trillion last year

[tame holly]

cute, I haven't played gta at all last heist month

[sturdy tapir]

hello oreo

[silk shuttle]

[silk shuttle]

[sturdy tapir]

Whatchu up to

[plucky burrow]

Show up

For me

[rancid parcel]

Nope im busy with other stuff

[plucky burrow]

You lost your passion for the game

[opal rock]

You don’t think there were 20 million millions stolen?

[sleek prism]

@silk shuttle what was your rank in the game? 2080..?

[plucky burrow]

[sleek prism]

bruh, tier 4 completed

[opal rock]

Just accept it, block and move on

[plucky burrow]

I could never block vlak

[opal rock]

Why it’s very easy

[plucky burrow]

I owe her

[opal rock]

[sleek prism]

your soul

were my workers lazy

[untold dock]

oh hey mark

[sleek prism]

2 copters for fuckin 50k

[neon acorn]

Which tier 4s do you have anyway? @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

are you fookin kidding me

[sleek prism]

I sent a list, after that 3 more

[untold dock]

i have so many t4s on the verge of completion

gun van for weapons expert, ceo challenges for finance and felony, clubhouse bar for bikers

[neon acorn]

Can you send me an updated list?

[untold dock]

couple simeon cars for the vehicle thing

[sleek prism]

kinda funny, 25M for bikers is easier/faster than for bunker

[neon acorn]

Duh

Biker is faster

and has more

[sleek prism]

yeah

[neon acorn]

Pls

[untold dock]

bikers is far more painful than gunrunning

at least you don't have to do resupplies

[neon acorn]

I’d rather do resupplying for biker than bunker

[plucky burrow]

And then gta 6 drops

[neon acorn]

how do I check this for myself?

[tame holly]

its on the social club page

[silk shuttle]

2085

[sturdy tapir]

⁉️

[untold dock]

i'm catching up

[plucky burrow]

Not even level 2086

[west stirrup]

I got le franklin outfit today

Next up is trevore

[neon acorn]

Oh ok

[west stirrup]

[tame holly]

These are the ones I'm done with now

[sleek prism]

cora 2000, do you let him get past you

[sleek prism]

Social club, again :D

[sleek prism]

2027

[silk shuttle]

[sleek prism]

Welcome back @bitter flicker

[bitter flicker]

[hollow owl]

[bitter flicker]

I cheated my way to gain access

Level 100 in 2 weeks , yapped too much
||I just asked for my levels back in modmail||

I explained before why I ran faster didn't I ? It's just spam A/D while sprinting

[lost lily]

hax

[primal sluice]

"Quick, boss is here, pretend like you are doing shit!" And that's why document forgery is the worst business, it's all because of those lazy ass workers!

[broken musk]

dw ill have the FIB keeping tabs on u

[sleek prism]

I dont remember, I just thought females ran faster or first person view

[bitter flicker]

Pretty sure both gender have the same stats

[sleek prism]

Yes they have

Big boys told me

[sleek prism]

Doesnt matter anymore tho, we did wave 15 in Ludendorff survival with Transient.

[bitter flicker]

Nice

[primal sluice]

b-b-b-but smaller hitbox!!!!11

[broken musk]

couldn’t I have gotten this next week

Actually… idk about that

It could be a shitty car

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Ocelot Penetrator | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on December 13, 2016. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: Jaguar XJ220, Saleen S7

Basic Info

$880,000
1,470 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_g: in Supers
1:01.862 Lap Time
123.25 mph Top Speed

penetrator • Data from GTACars.net

[tame holly]

44/61 for lap time and 38/61 for top speed

yeah its a mid supercar

[broken musk]

I’d be in ICE custody within 5 minutes

[rancid parcel]

5 minutes is too long

Well depends on the platform

[west stirrup]

I’m safe

[sleek prism]

Now I see.. not the look but smaller hitbox

[west stirrup]

[fierce mason]

Now we have tuna back

[fierce mason]

Let's see
5 minutes later
He dead

[tame holly]

95% of players are safe as they don't live in LA or near the carribeans

(carribeans bc of cayo)

[fierce mason]

Im safe because he crashed the heli or jet

[rancid parcel]

Im safe because I retired.

[broken musk]

Yes but my character is potus, if actual potus were to find the hard drive of data I have on em I’d be sent to custody then killed

[fierce mason]

Valk is just as usual retired

[tame holly]

just don't live in the us

[rancid parcel]

Life is great, so many free time for so many things to do

Unlike gta, modifying 1 car and Bam, 30mins gone

[fierce mason]

I am also retired
Except it was more of an accidental retired

[broken musk]

I am semi-retired, meaning I’ll participate in weekly events for the unlocks lol

[fierce mason]

I am retired because i have school and exams and i decided to play red dead 2 and i had to delete because of storage to fit red dead 2

[broken musk]

I’m also hella busy with school and exams lately I find the brief amount of time to complete the weekly events and get the items though

[fierce mason]

You have TIME?
I have time to caht but not time to play

[broken musk]

Barely

[fierce mason]

You still are able to play
I got no time to play

[silk shuttle]

||used mk2 as gc and ingame text chat replacement||

[west stirrup]

We’ve all fallen victim to that tbf

[fierce mason]

Yes
Ever since they remove chat in the game
This became our chat

[dense frigate]

I’m here now

Hello all

[west stirrup]

Herro shrug

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

I told you this wasn't true

I'm sure most people know too...

ya coulda searched it up meek

[neon flower]

Missed you, though we didn't talk

[rancid parcel]

I never left?

[neon flower]

I know

Nice profile color by the way

[hollow owl]

Flashbang

[neon acorn]

That’s what I said

[hollow owl]

I like the white on yellow

Ive taken inspiration, white and blue

Had to go to the desktop version

[neon acorn]

yucky

[hollow owl]

App store kept crashing for me idk why

[neon flower]

What color would you choose?

[craggy mica]

I bought ps5

[fierce mason]

I didnt know and i didnt realise female character run faster than male

[hollow owl]

[silk shuttle]

de hell

[sleek prism]

At the best I have seen 9 ufos same time when flying with Sparrow

And thanks, I tested it today and how I didnt know it before.. so fast and easy. Just plug in and play

[neon flower]

Yeah, female characters run faster and have a smaller hit box while male characters have high damage punches and take less damage

God it feels good to spread misinformation

[silk shuttle]

yeah but yesterday was supposed to be the last day

[hollow owl]

[neon flower]

[sleek prism]

Interesting

[hollow owl]

Waiting for fortnite downtime to hurry up

Might aswell do Time Trials and see what time I can get

[untold dock]

have you ever wondered how many cars fit inside the casino pool

[daring bobcat]

I have now

[untold dock]

same

the issue is that i can't get more cars without some despawning

[sleek prism]

Wanna continue files?

[untold dock]

uuh

doing act 1 right now

[sleek prism]

after that?

[untold dock]

idk if friends want to do more after this

[sleek prism]

ok np

i'll do mc sales and some shit

[neon flower]

Friends

Hah

I logged back in after two years and...

You have 0 friends online :)

[untold dock]

mikko do you want to join act 1 finale

[sleek prism]

hmm

just to help or is there some challenges

[untold dock]

well

if you need pistol only

and elite

[sleek prism]

elite easy?

[untold dock]

yea

[sleek prism]

well, lets do it ig

[west stirrup]

Do u want friend?

[neon flower]

Well

Friend or someone to play with?

You know, I'm kinda left in a space where my friends have mostly quit

I come here often, and it feels less familiar each time

That's it

[sleek prism]

Agent 47 and ..

[untold dock]

you look a bit out of place

anyway typical doomsday experience

just got killed from full health by god knows what guy

[sleek prism]

yeah I havent done these many times

nice

[untold dock]

did you get pistol only

[sleek prism]

yes

[untold dock]

so close yet so far

[sleek prism]

nice

[untold dock]

quick bunker sale?

[sleek prism]

sure

[untold dock]

disband mc

also doing a ceo challenge

nice

[sleek prism]

how many

[untold dock]

1

[sleek prism]

anything else you need help with?

[untold dock]

uh

not right now

[sleek prism]

ok

[untold dock]

do you need anything

wait

we can do 4p loridas

[sleek prism]

oo

[neon flower]

Is that pink t-shirt a reward?

[untold dock]

did you get anything

peace offerings fucking sucks

[sleek prism]

health thing failed because I had armor ig

[untold dock]

this is going to be pain, lots of pain

[sleek prism]

[untold dock]

worse than slow and low

[sleek prism]

oh god

[fleet sluice]

i’m bored of eating plants

[sleek prism]

havent even started

nooo

[untold dock]

damn almost

[untold dock]

i ate 8000

a little bit bored

[daring bobcat]

why so many

[untold dock]

to get to rank 2000 when the opportunity is here

[sleek prism]

what weapons doesnt count in accuracy

throwables and ?

[fleet sluice]

i can’t just tp around to them or reset them so its very boring

[untold dock]

all explosives are free range

[daring bobcat]

people care about level over 100?

[fleet sluice]

high number go brrr

[untold dock]

imo grenade launcher and rpg spam + proxies is the way for accuracy

[fleet sluice]

any gun is 100% accuracy if you don’t miss your shots

[untold dock]

true

[sleek prism]

do we all 4 need 3 ticks?

[untold dock]

we all have them

[sleek prism]

so I think I just stay in cover or smth

[untold dock]

yea pretty much

you can chill for the first part

goddamn this is actual pain

can't see anything

[sleek prism]

yeah

there isnt a good safe spot

[sleek prism]

so close

I had full armor and health :D

[untold dock]

it's so hard to keep on top of everything

at least it's daytime

[sleek prism]

yeah, no raininig

[untold dock]

you good?

[sleek prism]

I hope so

[untold dock]

did you take damage?

[sleek prism]

all armor gone and a bit of health

maybe 90% left

fuck yeah

[untold dock]

thank god

[untold dock]

can you host community outreach

[sleek prism]

let me see

[untold dock]

i still don't see them in my job list

i drive, you throw bombs

[sleek prism]

ok

[untold dock]

you can't blow the car up

[sleek prism]

uhh..

[untold dock]

apparently the driver can shoot the passenger's sticky

lmao

[sleek prism]

damn

annoying when enemies do that

[untold dock]

funeral party

that one is easy

just don't take off in the hearse immediately

[sleek prism]

ok

Do I host

[untold dock]

yes

[sleek prism]

no way, on 1 try :D

[untold dock]

well it is easy

[sleek prism]

so now need the moonbeam mission with damage thing. smol break and then do it?

[untold dock]

yea

[sleek prism]

ok let you know when back

@untold dock back, who host

[untold dock]

i can

[sleek prism]

ok

[untold dock]

they appeared in the list for me

[sleek prism]

what happened

[untold dock]

router auto restart caught me lacking

[sleek prism]

ah damn

hmm

[untold dock]

idk what happened there

[sleek prism]

:D

[untold dock]

sticky bombs are dangerous

[sleek prism]

yeah

maybe I should hop off before hotel

[untold dock]

good?

[sleek prism]

Yeaa

[untold dock]

nice

[sleek prism]

its 2 am so gonna go to sleep. I owe you a favor :D

[west stirrup]

Are the last play missions easy for Career progress?

[untold dock]

yeah

[west stirrup]

Seeing as my aim is crap

[untold dock]

deal with it is the only one that's kind of a pain

but with a khanjali it goes easily

last play is the second easiest set of missions imo

well nah

dispatch is easier too

3rd easiest

[west stirrup]

ULP Lowrider and Last Play are my last contact missions

I heard gULP is easy too

[untold dock]

gulp is easy besides operation paper trail

that took quite a few tries to get under 50% damage

[nocturne fossil]

the hardest one is mercenaries

others are do-able

[west stirrup]

That's the finale right?

[untold dock]

no

cleanup is the finale

which has the juggernauts

but that's way easier than you think

https://youtu.be/9Cq0iaqZ6Vg

operation paper trail is this one

[west stirrup]

Oh yeaa

[untold dock]

old vidya, should make a new one given I'm much better with vigi now

[shadow wasp]

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[neon acorn]

Grrr who helped you

[neon acorn]

People are complaining? 😭

[tidal yew]

Must be @polar copper

I'm 99.999% sure

[spice inlet]

Who tf complained

[rancid parcel]

I did

[spice inlet]

You're retired bro...

[rancid parcel]

I can choose to come out of retirement

But I won't

(For now)

[spice inlet]

Mansions DLC would be a good time

[neon acorn]

Valk is gonna blow people's mansions up

[spice inlet]

Interesting!

[flint flower]

How about I come back from the dead just to drag you out of retirement

[flint flower]

Oh lovely, the awful Halloween filter

[spice inlet]

Have I assigned my technicians properly?

5th one is Pharma research

[flint flower]

Assign the organic produce technician to cargo and shipments

[fierce mason]

She will if you.lend her money

[spice inlet]

alr, thanks

[neon acorn]

W sticker

[fair crater]

[shadow wasp]

@cunning python This bitch

[neon acorn]

And for what

this channel is like near perfect imo

as long as it keeps the #gta-online people away

[rancid parcel]

Nope

Gets warned for catposting

Unacceptable

[neon acorn]

That’s why I said near perfect

😔

The “no off-topic” is too strict

[rancid parcel]

It wasn't near at all

[neon acorn]

damn valk 😭

[shadow wasp]

Did you write that in the form then

[sleek prism]

Friend with his friends

@neon acorn did you see this? #gta-online-mk2 message

[woeful needle]

Cargo and weapons are the most common business battle of that helps

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

Snitch

[plucky burrow]

we can split the money

[rancid parcel]

How can we split when im dead?

[plucky burrow]

[woeful needle]

I thought catpost was allowed in all channels

[rancid parcel]

Raptor would tend to disagree

[woeful needle]

Yeah he do that a lot

[spice inlet]

I dont do business battles that much, thanks though

[sleek prism]

you get warned if you say meow instead of hi

[woeful needle]

That’s craaaazy

[sleek prism]

well, if you keep doing it, its immature chatter :D

or smth like that

[woeful needle]

No I get that but like…

[sleek prism]

yeah

I guess its time to finish ogfa

then he doesnt fly again

Maybe I should change the name of club

[untold dock]

do you want help

i also need ogfas

[neon acorn]

Yes

[sleek prism]

atleast with final, annoying to shoot things with Titan solo

i can now shut down doc forgery

[neon acorn]

L rules

Grr

[woeful needle]

There’s a tier 4..

[neon acorn]

I think he did it already?

[neon acorn]

meow

[sleek prism]

Yes, I think I do it with Coke, Meth and Cash probably

[woeful needle]

[neon acorn]

[sleek prism]

weed and doc sucks

[neon acorn]

Even with Smoke On The Water?

[sleek prism]

☑️ _ _

[untold dock]

i kept weed running for the 25m with the bonus

160k for full docs is a joke though

[sleek prism]

yeah weed is kinda worth to do

almost for a mil from 4 businesses with 1 restock?

[woeful needle]

Essentially

The values together make a million

[sleek prism]

ye

[woeful needle]

It sees them all as like a packed business set

[sleek prism]

what you need? I need only 1,8M earning

[untold dock]

i think like 5 more

i wasn't doing ogfa at all when i didn't have a controller

[sleek prism]

you really hate flying with kbm

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism could we try to do fleeca elite?

You'll drive though

[untold dock]

easy

[sleek prism]

now?

[neon acorn]

Whenever you can

[sleek prism]

yeah sure

what og heist people doing for that?

[neon acorn]

pacific standard

[untold dock]

pac standard yeah

[sleek prism]

long way to go

[neon acorn]

Lame Mikko

Bro never touched his apartment

[sleek prism]

not on pc

and not much on ps4

[sleek prism]

hopping on?

[woeful needle]

[woeful needle]

Fleeca OP

[neon acorn]

Mikko how are we meant to do it if you're inexperienced

[sleek prism]

idk

[neon acorn]

I feel like you’re gonna crash into every car

[sleek prism]

maybe I'm lucky

[neon acorn]

are you good at driving at least?

if not then forget about it

[woeful needle]

50,000,000/200,000 is 250 fleeca

Ez

[sleek prism]

elite requires less than 6% dmg. Does enemies / cops shoot

[neon acorn]

What’s the most that you can take anyway?

[woeful needle]

216,000

[neon acorn]

6% damage to the kuruma

It’s mostly about time dude

Idk if I wanna do it with you 😭

[sleek prism]

[neon acorn]

70% is the most you can take though

[untold dock]

the only thing that matter for fleeca elite is time

[neon acorn]

yeah

[untold dock]

damage isn't an issue

[woeful needle]

That’s after cuts

[neon acorn]

if Mikko can’t drive then idk how id feel with him hacking either

he's gonna take 20 minutes on the snake hack

[sleek prism]

hmm

[neon acorn]

And drilling too

[woeful needle]

Lester the Mac daddy of brute force

[nocturne fossil]

practice makes perfect guys xD

[sleek prism]

I drive, you drill

[neon acorn]

If you crash once, it’ll ruin everything

Just know that

[sleek prism]

fine

lets do it

[woeful needle]

He’s got 250 attempts regardless he’ll get good

[neon acorn]

Are you aware of curb boosting?

[long cobalt]

it's not that deep

[sleek prism]

no

[neon acorn]

It is

grrr

[nocturne fossil]

or brake boosting

[neon acorn]

PTSD

[sleek prism]

hi comfy

[neon acorn]

I've done elite before

[long cobalt]

I did 300 fleecas

maybe 100 of them with randoms

it's fine

[neon acorn]

Bro is Matto

[sleek prism]

Matto is a carpet in finnish, wtf

[neon acorn]

“Have a good daaay” ahh pfp

[neon acorn]

gg

[woeful needle]

Im telling him fleeca 50million grind

[long cobalt]

Lmao

[woeful needle]

Just a whole month wi to Lester

[neon acorn]

Or you can just do Pacific like 50 times or less

You can give 0% cuts

and get all of the moolah

[long cobalt]

sure but find 4 people

[sleek prism]

and not even 250 because I need to do 4 other apt heist

[woeful needle]

You actually can’t

[neon acorn]

oh dear

[neon acorn]

you can

I’ve done it

[woeful needle]

No you can replay a specific apartment heist over and over again

[neon acorn]

I kinda forgot which key it was though

[nocturne fossil]

two people get no cuts while other two do get cuts

[neon acorn]

On controller it’s like 20% or 25% then triangle/Y

[untold dock]

i have friends for pac

[neon acorn]

why other two

[untold dock]

can take 0%

[long cobalt]

I like how you just spawned suddenly

[untold dock]

so it goes pretty quick

[woeful needle]

Oh that worry about that one last

[nocturne fossil]

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism trying to fix my Bluetooth btw so 1 min

[woeful needle]

Prison break will make you cry

[sleek prism]

Probably

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

have me as pilot for prison break, trust

[nocturne fossil]

studying proxi mine locations

[woeful needle]

“Why did he jump into the rotor blades”

[neon acorn]

true

[sleek prism]

actually maybe the only time I have done prison break to finish, I was a pilot. Other times someone tired to try

[neon acorn]

I'm pilot

you can be demolition

[woeful needle]

Im a pro school demolitions for prison break

[nocturne fossil]

i hated how i wasnt able to do the wall climb for prison cuz my fps was bad :'/

[sleek prism]

is there cooldowns for og heist

[neon acorn]

LMAO

[nocturne fossil]

demolition is the most fun role for prison elite ngl

[woeful needle]

48 minutes

Oh and for notes

[silent portal]

Plane for prison break is pretty easy, most randoms have no fucking clue what they're doing though

[long cobalt]

are you going for the 50 mil

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn I need to leave in 30min

[neon acorn]

go

[sleek prism]

Yes, I gonna do all 33 tier 4

[neon acorn]

[nocturne fossil]

when randoms give me pilot i leave cuz i have no control over whats being done below

[woeful needle]

After cuts for host:
219,000
560,000
900,000
700,000
1.2 million

[long cobalt]

nice

[silent portal]

Casually flying behind the lazer and then seeing somebody die

[nocturne fossil]

ur name used to be green why is it red now?

[nocturne fossil]

man the anger i had when i saw that

[long cobalt]

How do you know

[nocturne fossil]

because ive seen you with the green name before

[sleek prism]

no fleeca before I leave?

[long cobalt]

I'm on PC too now

[nocturne fossil]

oh

[silent portal]

OG heists are fucking ancient too so there's even less leeway room than the newer stuff has

you can afford a fuckup or two nowadays, running humane though one screw up? That was it

[woeful needle]

Im glad I only need series A and pacific standard

[nocturne fossil]

yeah those are a cakewalk

[silent portal]

pac standard is so fucking easy, i wish anyone having to do HL in 2025 good luck. i had a point where i had to play heists with randoms a long while back

deliver emp was a fucking nightmare

there was a point where i wanted to beg rockstar support "please man i'll give you $20 for a team of npc teammates" 😭

[nocturne fossil]

nowadays randoms are pretty chill with it

i just go do it solo after they mess up a few tries xd

[wintry ermine]

Can't wait to be on the staff team by using this channel's feedback

[silent portal]

yeah that was how i ended up doing a lot. "just stay at the fucking gate and let me do it"

[woeful needle]

I really don’t think I want to be on staff team

[silent portal]

i honstly assume anyone that wants to be staff in a discord like this is a masochist

[woeful needle]

They have had to put up with me for years I couldn’t put up with me

[wintry ermine]

I wonder how many times I've been muted by the bot for accidental image spam

[silent portal]

i know for a fact i've got at least two or three mutes on my record for image spam back in 2021, before discord implemented multiple images per message

i was trying to post images of the blista kanjo before it released

[wintry ermine]

2 or 3? Rookie numbers

I might have 10x that

[silent portal]

the best part was getting unmuted and then immediately muted again

[wintry ermine]

Ooop, just 9 times

I swear I thought I had more

[nocturne fossil]

wait how much images can i post in media at a time?

[wintry ermine]

10

Cuz thats the max discord allows

But back then it was 5

Cuz every image would go seperate

[flint flower]

Wuzzup

[nocturne fossil]

thats altogether or uploaded one by one?

[silent portal]

discord didn't allow you to send multiple images in one message back then, ye

they were all a separate message

[wintry ermine]

One by one

[nocturne fossil]

alr

[silent portal]

so if you uploaded a ton of images and sent them, it'd send automatically message by message

[wintry ermine]

Just dont try to send 30 images

You can send 10 at a time

[silent portal]

and then that idiot raptor would get upset

[wintry ermine]

But if u send 30 too quick

[flint flower]

Congratulation on being Junior Moderator

[wintry ermine]

The anti spam will trigger

[wintry ermine]

[nocturne fossil]

i usually have this rule of putting 6imgs max

[wintry ermine]

Max used to be 5

But I'd sometimes select the same image twice

So it would send 6 by accident

And then muted

[nocturne fossil]

oof

[silent portal]

we were in the trenches

[flint flower]

I used to quickly tap username and immediately send for funny failed pings like @goomba#5757 without actually pinging them

It's not actually funny

[silent portal]

then get made fun of for a failed ping when it was discord's dumb ass fault

[wintry ermine]

I remember suggesting to increase the max to 10 when discord started sending images in a collage type msg

[flint flower]

If you have the # badge, you're considered an unc by gen alpha

[wintry ermine]

I mean

You can see when someone made their discord account

Its literally in their profile

[hollow owl]

[flint flower]

[nocturne fossil]

why cant i see my unc badge?

[fierce mason]

unc badge?

[hollow owl]

I domt have the "unc" badge

Wont ever get it

[flint flower]

[silent portal]

i do

[fierce mason]

The heck is the world unc

[nocturne fossil]

uncle

[silent portal]

the kids use it to call us old

[hollow owl]

What

[flint flower]

Uncle, it's at least more comprehensible than whatever the hell ts or 67 is

[fierce mason]

ah where is it
Being in school and going through life made me age 80 despite being 18

[silent portal]

here's my unc badge. this is enough

[wintry ermine]

You literally cannot comprehend that cuz there's nothing to comprehend

[nocturne fossil]

oh u got the unc badge

[fierce mason]

Huh

I dont see it

[silent portal]

i think he means the thing that shows your old #### name

[nocturne fossil]

click ur profile and see the green icon

[silent portal]

you can enable/disable it in profile settings

[fierce mason]

Oh that yeah i have that

[nocturne fossil]

i think iam on browser so cant see it

[silent portal]

i want them to add more shit i can clutter it with LOL

[fierce mason]

Yeah i think its there
Idk figure it out

[nocturne fossil]

i can see it on ur profile tho

[fierce mason]

You mean this

[nocturne fossil]

yeah

[wintry ermine]

Is there anything in gta that proves you've been playing for a long time?

[hollow owl]

Not any more tbh

[wintry ermine]

Apart from "character created in"

[nocturne fossil]

high crew rank

[wintry ermine]

Doesn't crew rank reset when you change crew?

[nocturne fossil]

all full stats, maybe some rare clothing item and their playstyle probs

[nocturne fossil]

it does

but thats why i collectively check for other details

[wintry ermine]

Full stats is just something everyone should have

So easy to get

[nocturne fossil]

most of em have social club private

[nocturne fossil]

for some reason people dont have their stats full

even the high levels

[wintry ermine]

They just dont care ig

[hollow owl]

1hr 1st perosn

[nocturne fossil]

yea

[wintry ermine]

But its definitely easy

[hollow owl]

[long cobalt]

Lol

[wintry ermine]

Almost 2

[sleek prism]

1st person sucks

[hollow owl]

I have 15 days

[sleek prism]

I have been in gtao 948 hours

rank 287

[nocturne fossil]

okay i shall not mention anyone my first person time or i might get insulted and picked on

dearly noted xd

[hollow owl]

Tell me

[wintry ermine]

19 days

I gotta go first person to take pics now

Cuz no r* editor

[sleek prism]

[hollow owl]

I should check tbh, havent checked in ages

[wintry ermine]

I will forever happily have 0 0

[sleek prism]

That survival thing lies, we reached over 20 with Rumi in endless waves

[fierce mason]

YOU HAVE KIDS MAN!!!

You do have kids right?

[nocturne fossil]

ah dam i got like 3days of first person on my alt characters others i got check later on lol

[woeful needle]

It doesn’t count the endless modes

[wintry ermine]

I got 360 bounties but i cant see the Mc contribution on social club

[nocturne fossil]

wait fr?

[hollow owl]

Oh i have 16 days 15hrs 35 mins and 42 seconds

[woeful needle]

Yeah highest survival round will always say 10 max

[nocturne fossil]

i never did endless waves cuz i hated that piece of stat changing past that

i did ludendorff survival till wave70 but didnt expect that stat to change for it

[fierce mason]

I dont like seeing this stat at all when looking at my character

[wintry ermine]

Is this normal? Its around 200 meters

[nocturne fossil]

but comfy's one changed?

[woeful needle]

Did you do perico?

[hollow owl]

I havs 417 bounties placed and 0 placed on others

As usual

[long cobalt]

I didn't do the Cayo perico survival

[woeful needle]

So my understanding is it does survival based on the main survival mode

That’s why for most people it should say 10, but some alternative survival events have different survival rounds

[wintry ermine]

Anyone that has a positive win/loss ratio in racing is not a true racer

God damn

[nocturne fossil]

i bet yall have the most kills with an AP pistol

[untold dock]

nope

carbine rifle mk2

[nocturne fossil]

thats the most unexpected thing coming from cora

[lost lily]

I used to have most kills with shitty micro smg at some point

[nocturne fossil]

same

[long cobalt]

same

second is assault shotgun

[nocturne fossil]

now its the carbine mk2 for me too

[lost lily]

Now it's carbine or tac

[woeful needle]

Nah my most kills is proximity mines

[wintry ermine]

Mine is the combat MG mk2

[nocturne fossil]

i used both mk1 drummag and mk2 when doing alotta heists like doomsday

both versions counts as a single

[wintry ermine]

Why skull @long cobalt

[lost lily]

I don't even have combat mg in my loadout

[nocturne fossil]

where as the special carbine is seperate

[long cobalt]

I just hate that gun

[wintry ermine]

Whats wrong with combat mg

I like it

Not much accuracy from far but I like it for big mag and good damage

[lost lily]

I don't like lmgs. I prefer ARs

[nocturne fossil]

i think its because that gun makes it easier to deal with enemies cuz high mag count and more body shot focused

ARs are more headshot and require aim probs

[wintry ermine]

My second is carbon rifle mk2

[lost lily]

ARs, tac, ap are better if u do headshots

Which u should

[wintry ermine]

But I usually take out the MG for lots of enemies

[wintry ermine]

I just spray and pray

[long cobalt]

I usually go for headshots so the MG sucks

[lost lily]

Same

[fierce mason]

Would i recommend to you
The musket?

[lost lily]

It's better for pvp than ARs. But minigun is even better

[nocturne fossil]

always told peeps not to use lmg in finale doomsday heist

[lost lily]

So i don't see the point of combat mg

[wintry ermine]

28 kills

[nocturne fossil]

if they really need a high mag count mk1 special carbine with drum mag

i heard that musket with bst on auto-aim throws enemy players to deaths screens

[wintry ermine]

I don't do heists tho

[fierce mason]

You disapoint the founding fathers
Here your musket
Go and terorize free roam
Just like the founding father intended

[nocturne fossil]

the reload on the musket could have been better tbh

atleast rapid firing is a trick to go by

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism my Bluetooth is fixed now homie

[fierce mason]

And by fixed, you charged it?

[neon acorn]

No

Hush your face stinky martol

[fierce mason]

What did i even do

The man you are looking at is as innocent as the day he was born

[neon acorn]

NEVER

[fierce mason]

Name one time i wasnt inncoent

[hollow owl]

Lemme find the clip... ahh here

Wait wrong one

[fierce mason]

That larzy dude...

[hollow owl]

Who has clips of him crashing

[fierce mason]

Where is valk

[hollow owl]

[fierce mason]

Dont worry
I actually save my mistakes

Beside it wasnt me

[nocturne fossil]

how did josh die?

[fierce mason]

Ask him
I wanst there

[nocturne fossil]

seems like u triggered an extra heli to spawn there xd

[fierce mason]

Oh here one

I still cannot believe that tuna didnt blow up while i did

I swear, rockstar must added a code where it says martol must somehow die and explode for no reason
Just because i am the greatest pilot of LS that they need to nerf me

[nocturne fossil]

this martol guy seems to have some bad luck

[sleek prism]

I'm back

[fierce mason]

Mikko here
You can ask him how good pilot i am

[nocturne fossil]

I can already predict that he'll say ur an expert pilot

[fierce mason]

Of course i am
When game doesnt decided to just suddnedly explode my plane or heli for no reason
I am the greatest pilot of all of LS

[nocturne fossil]

seems like you were "seeing things"

[sleek prism]

we did deathmatch tiers with him and baz :D

[fierce mason]

who won?

[daring bobcat]

me

[sleek prism]

I won baz and then seeing-things killed us two

[neon acorn]

LMFAOOOO

[fierce mason]

Good man

[neon acorn]

IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS

[neon acorn]

YES ROFL

[fierce mason]

Speak English

[neon acorn]

Learn English

[nocturne fossil]

(rolling on the floor laughing)

[daring bobcat]

be English

[fierce mason]

I took first language English for my IGCSE
Not take short text form online English

[sleek prism]

who is rolf

[fierce mason]

Thank you

How is transient making me feel 80 years old despite both of us i think being similar age

[lost lily]

2 fat bois and 1 slim boi to defend agent 47

[sleek prism]

uhh.. is that normal ?

teleported from salvage yard to hao's garage

[fierce mason]

Cheat code unlcoked

[sleek prism]

wait what, you were one of them

[neon acorn]

Did bro just find a speedrun strat

[nocturne fossil]

one of my fav strats

[sleek prism]

Idk. I didnt do anything

[nocturne fossil]

i thought this was patched some time ago tho

[sleek prism]

wait, I did smth accidentally?

[nocturne fossil]

well after u spawned in u had to make a phone call to suspend the dialogue a bit and drive to ur salvage yard

then you'll be teleported to haos

[sleek prism]

nope, I just drove

[nocturne fossil]

oh ok

[spice inlet]

Don't let R* know

[sleek prism]

and anyway in 1 min to reach Hao is easy

[nocturne fossil]

they patched it xD

[spice inlet]

Very nice

[fierce mason]

Rockstar
Its this one

[nocturne fossil]

if there is a consistant way to do it that'll be cool

[lost lily]

no base access, no fks given

[cunning python]

Very professional of you

[neon acorn]

What do you think they could improve here anyway?

[west stirrup]

Make me President of this channel

[hollow owl]

[sturdy tapir]

[woeful needle]

[daring bobcat]

[broken musk]

U challenging my authoritah?

[rancid parcel]

Yes

You r fired.

[broken musk]

You r deported then

I unplug your ports

[rancid parcel]

i have oil.

[broken musk]

Ok fine, you can stay in Murica then

[rancid parcel]

LMAO

cant believe it worked

[west stirrup]

Yes

[silent portal]

hey. hey... heyyy haha did you say oil

[west stirrup]

Wait i’m dutch so i’ll be the king

[silent portal]

allow me to introduce myself

[tame holly]

preparing guillotine for no reason

[west stirrup]

[nocturne fossil]

[neon flower]

Mini Madrazo

[cunning python]

Allow ingame chatter. Remove off topic

[neon acorn]

WHAT

[rancid parcel]

josh we are not affiliated with Rockstar 😭

[neon acorn]

Off topic is a must

Grr

[rancid parcel]

ingame yapper is impossible

[cunning python]

It's done by the mods

So just allow it

Enhanced has no ingame chat, when people here are in the same lobby just let them talk here

But enough bitching

So glad Modmail is confidential and u don't get called a bitch for it by senior mod

[livid agate]

I'll let John Rockstar know

[cunning python]

What's this Rockstar argument anwyay

[broken musk]

I thought it was Sam Houser

Has internet misinformation fooled me again

[vocal geode]

Hello there

[livid agate]

Wait I thought you were talking about in game chat