gta-online-mk2

[neon acorn]

no then

Lemme check my career prog

@sleek prism how do I screenshot

[sleek prism]

uhh

[neon acorn]

I do Shift + Win + S

it doesn’t work on GTA

[sleek prism]

as example

[neon acorn]

[sleek prism]

oh really?

[neon acorn]

yeah

It’s never worked

[sleek prism]

for me it works

do you play via steam?

[neon acorn]

Yeah

[sleek prism]

F11 iirc

[neon acorn]

but it makes a steam screenshot

idk where to find those

[sleek prism]

whaat

[neon acorn]

lemme try

[sleek prism]

ohh

afk for a moment

[neon acorn]

Nvm it’s F12 for a screenshot

Yeah and it’s a steam one

[neon acorn]

wai

[sleek prism]

waawaa

[neon acorn]

You scared me

Okay so like

[sleek prism]

:D

[neon acorn]

How do I screenshot

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

does it work

[neon acorn]

It does a steam screenshot

and idk where to find those

[neon acorn]

oh ok

[neon acorn]

How do I pull that up

[sleek prism]

View on top

[neon acorn]

voila

thanks mikk

[sleek prism]

woho

[neon acorn]

This would’ve been done ages ago if I didn’t have exams

[sleek prism]

you are at same point

I need to do 25 more for an award

[neon acorn]

cool

anyway

could you take me to the factory?

The counterfeit factory

Disband

[sturdy tapir]

[neon acorn]

2 bars and a fifth @sleek prism

Let’s do survival

Regular survival

Start one up

[broken musk]

lol this person has absolutely no skills, but an infinite amount of deluxos, very fun

[sleek prism]

that like solo sell

[sleek prism]

join us

[sturdy tapir]

I don't got GTA atm

fuck this Halloween weather

[sleek prism]

oh man

[sturdy tapir]

[neon acorn]

idk

[sleek prism]

fookin uninstaller

[neon acorn]

let’s do survival pls

[gray parcel]

one more nightclub sale

[sturdy tapir]

maaan fak Halloween weather its BUGGED

[neon acorn]

Congrats!!!

[gray parcel]

then my afk days are over

[sturdy tapir]

[neon acorn]

yeah, it keeps appearing in story mode

[sleek prism]

maaan you can fuckin freeeze the time maan

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism survival??

[sleek prism]

ok ok

[neon acorn]

I’m itching for it

[gray parcel]

tryna repaint my car then ween weather comes rolling in and fucks with my coloring

[west stirrup]

How do you get product quickly

[gray parcel]

i afk forever

[west stirrup]

It takes about 50 days for me to get 1mil

[gray parcel]

if i afk overnight and all day at work i come home to like a 600k sale

or more

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn have you done this one earlier?

[neon acorn]

I’ve done it many times before

I love smg mk2

MP5K my baby

mwah mwah

[sleek prism]

:D

[gray parcel]

that's my stealth gun

🕵️

[neon acorn]

yeah I was in a pickle

[neon acorn]

W

I love the sound it makes

Sounds kinda accurate to the one irl

[gray parcel]

finally got the black neck gaiter from casino heist, it's a clean look

[neon acorn]

Got a pic?

[gray parcel]

i don't

well lemme remote to my home pc

[west stirrup]

Where do u afk

[gray parcel]

car meet

for the passive rep, just because

[neon acorn]

Oh

[west stirrup]

Oh that doesnt get u kicked?

[gray parcel]

i have an autohotkey script that goes wasd every few seconds

[neon acorn]

Your barricade did nothing @sleek prism

how many waves do we have to do anyway?

[sleek prism]

yeah it doesnt work everytime

[sleek prism]

as many you want

[neon acorn]

Let’s stop after this then

[sleek prism]

wave 10?

[neon acorn]

Yeh

Does anyone know how I can fix this issue where I don't keep the ammo I bought prior to starting a mission?

[neon acorn]

That pay wasn't that bad ngl

$45k

[sleek prism]

I have no idea, for myself it fixed automatically

I dont remember when I had 0 bullets in some gun last time

[neon acorn]

https://youtu.be/ZmFcl3SMdwE?si=qw2yHauGTSqkaxAM

[neon acorn]

It doesn't give me 0

it gives me the same amount I had before buying

[sleek prism]

interesting

[neon acorn]

Checking to see if it worked

[hollow owl]

Speaking of no ammo, after some missions, I have 0 stickies in my inv

[neon acorn]

My MK2 ammo won’t save at all

Only combat MG 2 and SC2

[broken musk]

Happens to me every time I eat peyote

It’s always my expensive asf ammo too, like the explosive Mk2 rounds

And throwables

[neon acorn]

Ok this is pissing me off now

MK2 won’t save

I’m gonna get rid of it ig

Not like it’ll make a difference anyway

WHAT

WHAT

@sleek prism THE GAME GAVE ME FMJ ROUNDS WHEN I REVERTED AND WENT BACK

WTF???

LMFAO???

BRUH

LMFAOOOO

Oh wait

Hmm

Bro this game is so bugged

I’m just gonna keep my guns as MK1

[broken musk]

You only learning this now?..

[neon acorn]

[broken musk]

Jk lol this game is so bugged

[forest jackal]

[neon acorn]

FMJ barely gives a damage boost either

I think

Only armour piercings does a ton

[broken musk]

Nah, it can absolutely destroy a vehicle though

[neon acorn]

Yeah, I’m not restricting my ammo over more damage to cars

that’s silly

Wait the MK2 sniper…

PEAK

[broken musk]

[neon acorn]

Bruh

It doesn’t work for the MK2 sniper

grr

[broken musk]

Oh also FMJ rounds are the only ammunition type to instantly penetrate windows that are bullet resistant, although most of the time they aren’t hard to penetrate anyways

[spice inlet]

With explosive rounds 💥

[neon acorn]

^^

it's fine ig

I’ll keep my guns mk1

drum mag special carb is goated

[broken musk]

Was literally my very last research project

FMJ was second last

[spice inlet]

Fortunately I got them very early, actually my first ever ammunition unlock

[broken musk]

Yes well cockstar loves to torture me

[neon acorn]

LMAO

[broken musk]

Bro ruined my gambling session

[sleek prism]

Nice

Why tf I have a helmet after leaving LSCM

[neon acorn]

Peakstar

ask them

[forest jackal]

cause they want to protect your noggin

[broken musk]

Also noticed that I am randomly getting helmets put on when riding bikes despite having it disabled

[broken musk]

No need for it

[sleek prism]

I think Valkyrie wants to protect my shiny head so she messaged

[broken musk]

The Clifford that lives around my neck can do all my thinking

[sleek prism]

Yeah exactly

[forest jackal]

I be stuck in a loading screen

only took 3 minutes

[broken musk]

I’d just force quit the server

[forest jackal]

no i like this one

[broken musk]

Fair enough

Bruh I haven’t been in a lobby all morning that has had over 12 players wtf

[forest jackal]

says as a mk2 is exploding my moc

[broken musk]

Dw they will be there awhile and if you have the turrets, you can try to snipe them from inside the moc

[forest jackal]

I ain't inside

[broken musk]

Oh

[forest jackal]

mine has 29

[broken musk]

Now mine has 9

Let’s try new server

[forest jackal]

are you in free aim lobbies

[broken musk]

Yes

[forest jackal]

explains it

[broken musk]

lol

5 players in this lobby

[forest jackal]

lol

now if you change lobby you will go to the previous one

[broken musk]

Yes exactly

2 lobbies for the entirety of North America

Nah I just got put back in the same lobby

[forest jackal]

I switched to free aim for a week

and I changed back cause there was so many godmoders

[broken musk]

Ah yes I see lots of them too

[forest jackal]

ye and you see them continuously cause there's literally like 5 servers here

[broken musk]

omfg ikr I literally have a sticky note atp of players that I will instantly leave the lobby if I encounter

Not even worth my time

Ok I changed back to assisted aim, I have 15 players so it’s an improvement

[forest jackal]

this was one of emm

[broken musk]

Infinite health?

[forest jackal]

infinite bullying

[broken musk]

lol

[west stirrup]

Stop being yellow

[broken musk]

I wonder if they saw me earlier

[spice inlet]

™

[forest jackal]

I took him with my toreador and I sent him to the map barrier

he had to swim back

well 1 time it actually killed him

[spice inlet]

Should've requested his Dinghy

Guys is using VPN in GTAO illegal? 👀

[broken musk]

I don’t even think it works

[sturdy tapir]

Why You ask

[broken musk]

Most ppl who try to use a VPN get error messages and game join failures

[west stirrup]

Caseeno?

[sturdy tapir]

Are you trying TO GAMBLE

[broken musk]

I’m glad I live in a country that just don’t give a shit about children and online gambling

[sturdy tapir]

Me too

[spice inlet]

No... I'm trying to spin the wheel 😭

[sturdy tapir]

Man I'm 18 anyway so why should the country GIVE A FUCK if i gamble

[spice inlet]

I hate gambling

[spice inlet]

Fr?

[sturdy tapir]

@broken musk gimme authorization to send NOOSE

[broken musk]

Ong though, if I am an adult I should be able to gamble I can buy weed, booze, get a tattoo, buy a car, house, etc, why not gamble

[spice inlet]

Fair argument bro

[spice inlet]

I'm ready

[broken musk]

U have the authoritah

[sturdy tapir]

YOU WILL RESPECC MY AUTHORITAH

[spice inlet]

[sturdy tapir]

@spice inlet

[spice inlet]

I will 😀

[broken musk]

Tbf gambling irl is a colossal waste of money I don’t disagree

gambling with fake money is different imo

[spice inlet]

True.

But at least let me spin the wheel in GTA 😭

I'm wasting the potential my luck holds

[broken musk]

Apparently spinning a wheel is a form of gambling

When you put no money into it

[spice inlet]

Isn't it the same as a lucky raffle...

[broken musk]

I guess

But you have to pay for a ticket

For the wheel you don’t have to pay so idrk if it’s actually a form of gambling

[spice inlet]

It isn't

Anyways

[fierce mason]

Time to blow up the vault to get 2 dollars

[broken musk]

I thought we sent you to El Salvador for treason?

How’d you get back

Did you walk across my half completed wall? Bastard.

[fierce mason]

No
You didnt do anything

You had no power over me here mr logan

[gray parcel]

i imagine ween weather is gonna continue to next week right

[sturdy tapir]

October 31st should be it's last day

@gray parcel

[gray parcel]

release me from this rainy coil

[sleek prism]

I dont know do I need this outfit but saved it just in case

maybe I check if the vest is removable

[spice inlet]

That ain't far

[gray parcel]

i like the gangbang robbery fit

[neon acorn]

You don’t need it saved

[sleek prism]

Sure? I'm not but I think its same way than Noose/Police

[neon acorn]

I’ve done it before. You don’t need to save it for the mission

I’ve done the robberies

[sleek prism]

Nah, I mean using it outside of mission

[neon acorn]

Save it ig

I think you get it as an outfit anyway

@sleek prism my counterfeit is almost ready

would you be able to help sell?

[sleek prism]

after this mission

robbery*

[neon acorn]

1.4 mill is all I’m expecting really

After selling, I'll probably take a break from the game until my exams are over

[plucky burrow]

What in heist month

Mikko

Help

[sleek prism]

How

[neon acorn]

Woh

[fierce mason]

Hmm exam season
Very fun indeed

Casually me breaking down because i got exam next month and next 2 months and cant even play gta once

[neon acorn]

I really wish this channel was as active as before

it hurts to talk in #gta-online

[livid agate]

@cunning python bring back GTA mk2 chat activity

[fierce mason]

Life happens
Besides it was most active when it was close to summer
Now summer was over
Or winter in your case

[neon acorn]

Yup

stupid summer

[untold dock]

so don't

[fierce mason]

winter*

[neon acorn]

I'm simply bored

[untold dock]

i keep that channel muted and don't even look in it

boom

[neon acorn]

summer

[daring bobcat]

hey

[untold dock]

most people in there are so stupid it feels like a bad idea to interact with them

[fierce mason]

Wasnt it winter there in austrailla?

[neon acorn]

if only I had the willpower to do the same

[cunning python]

allow ingame chatter

[neon acorn]

Yes, but I hate how it’s summer for you guys

it just isn't fair imo

[neon acorn]

Seriously

It makes me go insane

[sleek prism]

You were right

[neon acorn]

Meanwhile some guy is talking about how golf in GTA is hard??

[sleek prism]

inv and lets sell some paper

[neon acorn]

Are we still not understanding the controls?

[neon acorn]

I’m a lil sleepy rn

[fierce mason]

Then dont live there

[neon acorn]

It’s 3am

[daring bobcat]

tennis in gta is good

[neon acorn]

Free healthcare

[neon acorn]

when the connection is good

[fierce mason]

shit ill need that
i got influenza for a whole month and went hospital for my birthday

[neon acorn]

rofl

[sleek prism]

kaching

I should have started this earlier

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism are you free in 12 hours?

[neon acorn]

It’ll take you weeks to finish btw

[sleek prism]

nah, time is like 6am then, me sleeping

[daring bobcat]

he's £5.99

[neon acorn]

dang

[sleek prism]

about 10 weeks yea

[neon acorn]

I had the answer in my head gg

I might just play Halo or smth

I wonder what update week will be like

[fierce mason]

Transient comes out of retirement
Where is everybody?

[neon acorn]

hopefully good..

[neon acorn]

I just stopped playing quite early

I stopped around when Wall stopped or smth

[fierce mason]

Dude
Uncool i was making joke

[neon acorn]

Uncool making joke I was dude

[fierce mason]

Yeah i know
You a girl and hate being called a dude

[neon acorn]

Never really said this iirc but ok

[fierce mason]

[neon acorn]

[fierce mason]

Im an idiot
I move

[sleek prism]

to France?

[fierce mason]

No to my future mansion when it comes out in december

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism how long until early weekly update notice again?

I forgot

But it was usually around this time

[sleek prism]

I think in 4 hrs

[neon acorn]

Bruh

gg

[plucky burrow]

I need some anri in gta

add anri gta

[neon acorn]

I’m just gonna go to bed

[plucky burrow]

rockstar I mewan

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism goodnight boyo

[sleek prism]

goodnight

[neon acorn]

3 sell missions ya owe me

[sleek prism]

Yes 🤝

[fierce mason]

goodnight and goodluck

[west stirrup]

[sleek prism]

awesome

[untold dock]

awome

[long cobalt]

cool

[sleek prism]

bigmac

[long cobalt]

Hi

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

You're so cool

[west stirrup]

ik

[daring bobcat]

nice, that one is not easy

$20M more to go

[gray parcel]

am i a 1%er yet

[untold dock]

idk

probably

given how casual most of the playerbase seems to be

[daring bobcat]

seeing clips on reddit I always check how much money people have

usually its around 500k-2Mil

[gray parcel]

i don't even consciously grind money i just play the game and chase tier 4s

and also never buy things i guess

[untold dock]

someone come pac standard

[daring bobcat]

I just sold a benny's car I never drive, got 900k for it

[untold dock]

everyone is sleeping

or something idk

[gray parcel]

i got a widebody sentinel classic a few days ago

really wish i could make a proper mafia sentinel from gta3 but we don't have the 4 door

[sleek prism]

I would but I wanna complete this fookin duggan robbery

[daring bobcat]

im down

[untold dock]

too late

[daring bobcat]

dang

[sleek prism]

"Disable Target Vehicle on First Attempt"

this thing sucks

[untold dock]

you just have to be very close

[sleek prism]

yeah, flying to front bumper

[gray parcel]

it's ass

gotta get lucky on the turns

[lost lily]

Duggan is the only robbery i like. Rest are mid/trash

[gray parcel]

i think i hate them all equally

gangbang is okay actually

pretty straight forward

aiming those gas cans kinda sucks

[sleek prism]

just climb on

[lost lily]

Gangbanger sucks tbh. Why we can't use our own weapons

[sleek prism]

but yeah I think gangbang is the best

[gray parcel]

yea but i wanna be a gamer and chuck them in across the roof

[gray parcel]

the only shot you have to fire is to open the gate

[sleek prism]

ye

[lost lily]

In that case the whole weapon and even the stun gun prep is useless. Could easily be 2 preps only

These robberies are really bloated

[gray parcel]

i wish they were auto shop style

2 preps and finale

[lost lily]

Yea

That's what i've been saying since day 1

[gray parcel]

auto shop was a comfy grind and it went pretty fast

[lost lily]

And in bank and data contract, u can skip 2nd prep so that's only 1 prep

[untold dock]

goddamn it i'm so rusty and bad with vigi now

i used to be pretty good

now i'm just going all over the place

need to practice all of the routes again

[sleek prism]

[gray parcel]

[sleek prism]

@hollow owl

[hollow owl]

[fast bridge]

Watch the event week be 2-4X all slasher modes
2-4X Hangar, Coke, or Crates

[untold dock]

i would guess another mc

hopefully not

[west stirrup]

I’d expect weed and coke

[fast bridge]

Probably weed

[west stirrup]

Incentivizing people to get gtaplush

[fast bridge]

It’s a good purchase for the business bonuses

[gray parcel]

diamond pumpkin cayo loot

[west stirrup]

Diamond pumpkin

[west stirrup]

Are the emails that creators get 1 hour early too?

[gray parcel]

it's up

3X GTA$ and RP

Ludendorff Cemetery Survival
2X GTA$ and RP

Slasher (4X for GTA+ Members)
Jack O'Lanterns Collectibles
Halloween Community Series

[broken musk]

Oh no…

Noo

[daring bobcat]

is that not just the same as this week

[broken musk]

NOOOOOOOO

[gray parcel]

same vehicle sales same gun van stock 💤

[broken musk]

Yes but we do get more circles in the sky that prevent us from flying

Or driving

[gray parcel]

w week!!

[broken musk]

[dawn summit]

Anything regarding heist month?

[daring bobcat]

no

[gray parcel]

just ween stuff i guess

[fast bridge]

W event week

https://x.com/cghchannel/status/1983617625608405426?s=46

CentralGamingHub (@CGHchannel)

What's coming tomorrow to #GTAOnline

Continued Halloween Content:
• Phantom Car Random Event
• UFO Appearances
• Halloween Weather (through November 3rd)

Returning Modes:
• Slasher with new Ramius Submarine map

Rewards:
• Log in to receive the Halloween Parachute Bag
•

X · Oct 29, 2025, 7:31 PM

No business bonus btw

[daring bobcat]

crap

[dawn summit]

I don't see no W in this

[fast bridge]

Rare unlocks for masks and clothing

Removed vehicles back

[dawn summit]

Okay, that's ok

Yeah, still looking forward to the pink panther tho

[fast bridge]

That’s a cartoon

[dawn summit]

Lol, yeah the panther statue

Got mixed up with the pink diamond there

[fast bridge]

Could be November

[gray parcel]

heistvember

would be nice since i'm tryna finish cayo tier 4 now

[west stirrup]

Weather? Noo?

[west stirrup]

I need 32m

40m from casino lol

[gray parcel]

yeah i need like 30m

[west stirrup]

Might useabuse my alt

[gray parcel]

not even gonna bother with kasino

[west stirrup]

Which will be tough

[west stirrup]

Having to control 2 devices at once

[broken musk]

Excess of UFOs

[gray parcel]

ufo+

[west stirrup]

Suffer

[broken musk]

I just won’t play this week

[daring bobcat]

I missed one of the UFO's

[west stirrup]

Is it also 4

[gray meteor]

that's insane

[plucky burrow]

is your name sandoval

[hollow owl]

I watched your username change in real time

[plucky burrow]

stop stalking

[hollow owl]

I was gnna answer your question

[hollow owl]

This one

We dunno if she is Sand or Not

[plucky burrow]

hahahaha you deserve a cookie

[hollow owl]

Gib pls

I have headache

[plucky burrow]

Rockstar add cookies please

[gray parcel]

cookie perrico

[sleek prism]

El Cook

@untold dock you needed mctony?

[sleek prism]

I need 20m but damn I hate preps

And then I need to get elite with cash as target

Or was it Aggressive approach

[west stirrup]

I dunno

[broken musk]

Get ready for the upcoming week then

That’s what you will see

[broken musk]

Wdym? They have cookies already https://www.rockstargames.com/cookies

[untold dock]

yea, finally

[gray parcel]

nightclub done

another one for the tier 4 garage

[sleek prism]

No way

[gray meteor]

woah

[sleek prism]

How tf long it took to get 25 celebrities

[gray parcel]

that and vehicle warehouse prob took the longest

[gray meteor]

deadass

[gray parcel]

a while

[sleek prism]

Perfect reply

[gray parcel]

the 100 players in your club award took a while too

[sleek prism]

Oh

[hollow owl]

How do you even get celebrities

Never knew how

[gray meteor]

promotion missions

[hollow owl]

[gray meteor]

jesus

[hollow owl]

So im never getting one

[gray parcel]

your pop has to be 90%+ and it's a rng chance when you do a popularity mission

[gray meteor]

not with that attitude

[gray meteor]

I KNEW POP HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT

[hollow owl]

Im in ths lego fortnite stage rn

[sleek prism]

Hey trace, you had a pic of businesses? Times, bars, payouts?

[hollow owl]

I domt think so

[gray parcel]

pop is easy to maintain since you can spam the dj swap for 10k from the master terminal

[hollow owl]

Il check rq

[sleek prism]

#gta-online-mk2 message

This one

Found it

[hollow owl]

Oh yeah I still have that

[gray meteor]

Precisely

[fast bridge]

I always swap

[west stirrup]

#pets

[gray parcel]

scoped tequila again

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

Hehe do you wanna heist

[gray parcel]

i've actually only done it solo

[west stirrup]

I have casserole and cayo heist

[sleek prism]

Curry paprika

[west stirrup]

I'll take that as a yes

[gray parcel]

i'd do a 4 man cayo still need that award

[west stirrup]

hmm

Did you do 10min?

[gray parcel]

or well i guess i don't need it now

[sleek prism]

Cayo?

[west stirrup]

casserole casino

[sleek prism]

Ohh

Now I got it

[west stirrup]

Can i kill the juggernaut on my own

[sleek prism]

Yes

[west stirrup]

Lol it took 3 shots

I thought he was much stronger

[sleek prism]

Aggressor?

[west stirrup]

yes

here goes something

[gray parcel]

i wonder if you could splice a controller to have a second plug and use it on two machines at once

[west stirrup]

This is bad already

I dont have a second mouse for laptop

[gray meteor]

Guys I don't like Cayo

[west stirrup]

I just thought of casino with my alt

Thats impossible lol

[untold dock]

anyone pac now? revolver only

[west stirrup]

I can

[untold dock]

cool

[west stirrup]

What if i don't use a revolver

[untold dock]

you are sin binned

[west stirrup]

Can i use a minigun and only use 6 bullets

[untold dock]

no

[west stirrup]

Just so i don't look like a fool, are we doing a different escape method?

[untold dock]

no

bikes but a different route

[west stirrup]

Oke

Those first 15 seconds show how rusty i am

[untold dock]

do you have 50m from heists?

[west stirrup]

I don't think so

Almost

[untold dock]

i cannot find a gun locker

[west stirrup]

Tenorbyte?

[untold dock]

i don't think this character has one

i have found a gun locker

[west stirrup]

I should have done that

[untold dock]

reset because all dunked vigis

i'm so fucking bad now

i used to be actually pretty good

[west stirrup]

We’re supposed to escape with le vigilante?

[untold dock]

yes

[west stirrup]

I see

Im not catching the vigilante memo

[untold dock]

nice timing

[west stirrup]

i suck

[untold dock]

same

[west stirrup]

I got confused with the yellow dots

[untold dock]

you can cheat on convoy since revolver only would be total pain

[west stirrup]

Oh yea

My cat really wants to sit on my lap

So you guys will have to do everything

[untold dock]

damn savage

should've just gone to shoot it down

do you know the fast bike route

[west stirrup]

nope

what if i just follow

[untold dock]

yea

goes about like that

[west stirrup]

Oke

my legs are killing me

[untold dock]

lmao

[west stirrup]

wut

[untold dock]

killing the guards with a revolver was apparently too hard, i got shot while doing the hack

[hollow owl]

I was on lego fortnite for 11 hours today

[untold dock]

glad to hear it

[hollow owl]

I am shattered

My knees hurt from having to sit on them to use my kbm

And me head hurts asf

[west stirrup]

on your knees for kbm?

[hollow owl]

I dont have a desk

[untold dock]

i don't have a kbm

[hollow owl]

This is literally my setup

Bags are temporarily there

I have to put my legs on my chair to use my kbm

[west stirrup]

omg

[hollow owl]

I did the pic so badly

The more you look

The more shit you find

And btw, to the left is my living room door

So everytime I turn left

[west stirrup]

I thought that thing on the left was a fireplace

[hollow owl]

I hit my arm agaisnt it if its open

Oh no

[west stirrup]

Also bike

[hollow owl]

Yeah uh

Dad's not mine

Mine is Bmx

Haven't used that in months

[west stirrup]

i seeee

[hollow owl]

And i wonder why everyday my knees are in pain

Also that i dont go out

Helo Valkyrie

Nice pfp i must say

Cute

[neon acorn]

Bro didn’t ping me

[untold dock]

bing

[sturdy tapir]

blud is office worker

‼️

[hollow owl]

Yh im going bed

[forest jackal]

bicycle reveal

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

very nice

[silk shuttle]

ok so which dad is yours?

[pulsar orchid]

this was a year ago or something and I think a npc ran out of this rat truck that was modified somehow

millions to one some would say

[buoyant sorrel]

I just started in March 2025, but until like June the weekly updates were always rad

is this errr amount of terribadd weeklies is the norm in GTAO?

the weeklies are like 90% bad since July or August

[sleek prism]

I still need 18 resupply iirc :D

[plucky burrow]

I enjoyed this media

[neon acorn]

Jesus we're in 2007

maybe earlier

2003

@sleek prism are you able to help me quickly sell counterfeit before I’m home?

[sleek prism]

ye

[neon acorn]

W

[neon acorn]

53 minutes left until the weekly, right?

[west stirrup]

Wouldn't you want to sell it when you're home

[sleek prism]

2hr 52min

or wait

[neon acorn]

Oh wtf

[sleek prism]

we are in fuckin winter time now

[west stirrup]

It's not 1 hour early?

[neon acorn]

Ugh just forget what I’m saying

I can barely type nowadays

[sleek prism]

ye maybe it is so 1h 52m?

[neon acorn]

It’s actually infuriating

[neon acorn]

Pretty sure it’s in 51 mins bruh

I remember it hitting every 7pm in Aus

Idek actually

[west stirrup]

I can help too im just setting up this Canoe Perico

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn we doing sell now?

[west stirrup]

dandy

[sleek prism]

when we are doing the sell

[neon acorn]

?

dude I’m not home

gimme a sec 😔

[sleek prism]

when you are

and you said before youre home

I do this today

[neon acorn]

Typo or whatever

[west stirrup]

2 gold 1 painting and cash

[tame holly]

My current cayo has necklace and 0 gold

I didn't even know it was possible

At least lots of coke so Ill prob do it solo

[west stirrup]

sharing is caring

[spice inlet]

damn

a pretty rare occruance indeed

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism gonna rest for a little

[sleek prism]

ok :)

[west stirrup]

I really hope peyote plants don't go away this week

[sleek prism]

I havent picked up any peyote

[neon acorn]

Has counterfeit changed at all?

[polar copper]

Uh oh

[sleek prism]

do you mean weekly

[neon acorn]

Yeah

[sleek prism]

I dont knoow

[neon acorn]

I’ll get on very soon

[sleek prism]

I havent restarted the game

9 more resupplies

_ _

[neon acorn]

Hmm

Actually nvm

It’s fine

[sleek prism]

[neon acorn]

I might skip

[sleek prism]

sell?

[neon acorn]

yeah I might skip it

November will be stacked anyway

[sleek prism]

its true?

[neon acorn]

Probably

Actually nvm nvm

[neon acorn]

I'm getting on right now

[sleek prism]

good

[west stirrup]

Do you need another helper?

[sleek prism]

santa's little helper

[neon acorn]

PC

Add me

Mnyak 2 Society

[west stirrup]

Maniac

I have

[rancid parcel]

Griefing time

[plucky burrow]

Hi

[rancid parcel]

Bye

[plucky burrow]

I bought a krieger

I am ready for heist month

[rancid parcel]

I bought kriegers

I am not ready for heist month

[plucky burrow]

You will be

[rancid parcel]

Nope

[plucky burrow]

Source?

[rancid parcel]

Me

I just bought Division 2

[west stirrup]

Deserved punishment

[plucky burrow]

You..

[rancid parcel]

It was on sale

Pretty cheap

[sleek prism]

What is that font

and

hi

[rancid parcel]

5 doolah

[west stirrup]

@neon acorn are you on? i dont seeee you

[sleek prism]

supplies full, now I need to wait Mutt cooking and then I have 7 resupplies left

yayy

[west stirrup]

I've worked out that i cannot use my alt for Casino and OG heist career progress

Doomsday might be possible

[sleek prism]

I havent do OGs or Doomsday at all

[west stirrup]

whaat

[sleek prism]

yeah..

[west stirrup]

no cmm for you

[sleek prism]

Cayo only completed

[west stirrup]

What are you missing in casino?

[sleek prism]

20

Million

[west stirrup]

oh my god

[sleek prism]

and that award is aggress approach elite, bruh

[neon acorn]

I just got on

Moving stuff in my room rn

[tame holly]

The arcade games also counts towards it

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism get ready for inv

[tame holly]

For the awards

[sleek prism]

really

[neon acorn]

I personally doubt it

But try ig

[tame holly]

Idk i got 14/14 with no agressive elite

Did the 14th one with one of the arcade gamed

[sleek prism]

oh nice

[sleek prism]

am ready, send it

No no no

[neon acorn]

I can’t load into a session 😭

[sleek prism]

What a helll

[sleek prism]

damn :(

[neon acorn]

If I can't find one then I'll do invite only

[sleek prism]

you go story and then to invite right?

[neon acorn]

yeah

Why won't it load 😭

[west stirrup]

What if you join a job

From the main menu

[neon acorn]

I’m just gonna sell in an invite only

@sleek prism inviting you rn

[sleek prism]

late to party?

[neon acorn]

I’m literally in your session

Idk where you went

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

Trio!

[sleek prism]

yeah sorry I was afk

ready now

[neon acorn]

Let’s wait a bit

My cash has to produce first

[sleek prism]

ahh

how long

or how much

[neon acorn]

Just half

[sleek prism]

not bad

Just in case she drives into ocean, coast guard saves

[neon acorn]

Mikko

let’s do a time trial rq

Should be done after that

[sleek prism]

okk

[sleek prism]

its really easy. I tried to do it with ambulance but 10sec too much

[neon acorn]

A damn curb

Are you serious

[sleek prism]

I'm Sirius

[neon acorn]

Am I allowed to post gifs here btw?

[sleek prism]

yes but not from Tenor

[neon acorn]

Oh ok

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1372137057333411901/KattoBurritoPewPew.gif

wow…

[sleek prism]

god damn

[neon acorn]

Slow poke

[west stirrup]

is the new event week up

[neon acorn]

Yes

[west stirrup]

oke

[neon acorn]

What did you mark?

Like a 10th left @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

yeah lets sell

[neon acorn]

no

[sleek prism]

some shit

[neon acorn]

not till it's at the tippity top

Come clothe shopping with me

[neon acorn]

How do I check tier progress?

[sleek prism]

social club

[neon acorn]

Dude

What the honk

[tame holly]

Or pause/career

[neon acorn]

Sorry I meant like

Uhh

@sleek prism how do you check how many tier 4s you've done

[sleek prism]

social clubb

wait

[neon acorn]

Oh ok

[sleek prism]

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/career-progress

[neon acorn]

One sec

I’m enchanting your clown van

[sleek prism]

is it max now

[neon acorn]

Ok

[sleek prism]

hey

we inv remy?

@west stirrup

[neon acorn]

Nah

[sleek prism]

click it join

[west stirrup]

What the helly

[neon acorn]

I’m scared of Remy

[west stirrup]

You hate me

[sleek prism]

she rude

see what she did :(

[west stirrup]

Im joining anyway and there's nothing you can do about it

[sleek prism]

[neon acorn]

oops

Pay my hospital bills

[west stirrup]

Can i kill transient?

[sleek prism]

I'm not responsible what happens

[west stirrup]

Oke

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn did you inv remy to ur mc

yay

[neon acorn]

You are

LETS GOOOOOOO

One truck luck baby

[sleek prism]

of course its 1 vehicle when you have 3 in mc

[neon acorn]

Go go go

[neon flower]

Imagine those businesses gave us fast delivery cars, like an 80s Comet Spyder full of coke

[west stirrup]

HSW on every sale vehicle

[sleek prism]

[tame holly]

Finally, hsw tug boat

[neon acorn]

Man down man down

[west stirrup]

Longfin performance on the tugboat

[sleek prism]

I would vote to delete Tug boat from the game

[west stirrup]

HOW did i die

[neon acorn]

You hit the bridge

[sleek prism]

so is it time to restart gta

[west stirrup]

Ur a bad driver

[neon acorn]

No

[sleek prism]

if weekly is up

[neon acorn]

No

[sleek prism]

ärr

[neon acorn]

Thanks for your sacrifice

Lots of UFOs here btw

so get those pics going

[sleek prism]

ye

[west stirrup]

no

[sleek prism]

no pics

yeah I restart

[west stirrup]

Ehh i'd wait 30min

[sleek prism]

or maybe mian menu is enog

[neon acorn]

What happens if I take a pic of the UFOs?

[sleek prism]

i dont know

[west stirrup]

moni

[neon acorn]

because apparently there’s 10 a day

[neon acorn]

That’s all?

[sleek prism]

|| they kidnap you ||

[neon acorn]

How do I get abducted

[sleek prism]

go to beam ig

[west stirrup]

Get under le mean

beam

[sleek prism]

el beam

[west stirrup]

le beam

[sleek prism]

so the update in 30?

[west stirrup]

Yse

[neon acorn]

IM GETTING ABDUCTED

AAAAAAA

[west stirrup]

I hope they announce the Update thng

[sleek prism]

haha

[neon acorn]

MY CLOTHES

[west stirrup]

Dab

[neon acorn]

Can't you unlock the penetrator from being abducted?

[sleek prism]

unlock what

idk

[neon acorn]

The melee weapon

stupid voice to text

[neon flower]

Let me hear you

[neon acorn]

yabagabadoobadaba

[neon flower]

So, you need to get adopted by aliens

[forest jackal]

poopstar

[west stirrup]

ladadadededada

[sleek prism]

daba dee daba dei

1000 hrs

[west stirrup]

why do we speak alien

[sleek prism]

@latent bridge what I choose

[neon acorn]

maybe later

[forest jackal]

I'm at 919h on the ps5 version

[tame holly]

Finally the real reason why our characters are mute

[forest jackal]

and 1.6k on the ps4 version lol

[neon flower]

Why did you think the same thing?

[west stirrup]

?

[sleek prism]

ok time to eat smth and launch the game in 20min

[west stirrup]

bon appeti

[latent bridge]

huh

[neon acorn]

This week will suck

I saw

only a free car

[tame holly]

Which was already there last week

[neon acorn]

No not that

The LSCM podium car

You just gotta place 2nd in a race and you get it for free

[tame holly]

Oh. I already had this one for free, iirc it was at the prize ride too

So I didn't even register it cuz i dont want dupes

[forest jackal]

gui spotted in a gta channel

[latent bridge]

ya mikko pinged me and idk why

[untold dock]

🦭

[forest jackal]

sure

[forest jackal]

[sleek prism]

not the first time

[forest jackal]

ik