gta-online-mk2

[spice inlet]

The earnings should reflect that then...

[woeful needle]

no dre contract isnt a normal contract\

[spice inlet]

Yes it isn't but my total earnings are $5M+ and I have only done like 14 security contracts and 4 Dr. Dre contracts

[woeful needle]

thats earning for just the normal contracts

it i look in stats its 2m

[spice inlet]

Ah weird

[woeful needle]

yeah that stat is ONLY THE AGENCY CONTRACT

dre is a special contract and not counted in that earning

its like in arcade casino is counted seperately to the safe or autoshop earnings seperate to contracts

[vocal geode]

Hello there

Hello

[sleek prism]

Just saw you are in the game

[vocal geode]

How u doin

[vocal geode]

Yes

[sleek prism]

Good

[vocal geode]

And Im goin offline now

[sleek prism]

Long time I have been in a public

[vocal geode]

Public is not as filled as mudders nowadays

[sleek prism]

I just started the game to afk maybe actual playing in 1hr

[vocal geode]

Lmao

I just came online to see the lobbies

Same old but with no mudders so thats good

[sleek prism]

Yeah

[vocal geode]

[woeful needle]

Yeah it’s a a lot less matching with modders which is good

[vocal geode]

What is E&E

[vocal geode]

Yup

[woeful needle]

Expanded and enhanced

[vocal geode]

So I started pvping

[vocal geode]

Oh that one

[woeful needle]

That’s the actual name

Enhanced is the nickname

[vocal geode]

Yeah that one i knew

I killed like 10 different people today

Won em all

[sleek prism]

Griefing or

[vocal geode]

Nah nah protecting the cargo people

[sleek prism]

Good

Agent14 should give you a medal

[vocal geode]

Yea they were tryna kill em so I got on Jetpack and toreador

[vocal geode]

He is cheap

[neon acorn]

Can I play wth you at that time?

I’m playing pvz

[sleek prism]

What you wanna do? I'll start with dailies (g's cache etc)

[neon acorn]

You said that you didn’t like survival, right?

[vocal geode]

Its a fun mode

[sleek prism]

Yeah not that new one

Tho I need some waves for career progress

[neon acorn]

Mikko doesn’t like it

[neon acorn]

How many?

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

30-40 iirc

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

Cayo survival better

[neon acorn]

We can do survival when you’re free then

[vocal geode]

Yes thats the best

I mean technically I was talking about that one only the rest arent good

[sleek prism]

Have you tried the new one what came yesterday?

[vocal geode]

No

[sleek prism]

Cant see shit, snow and dark

[vocal geode]

Whats different about the new one I saw it on the map I think

[vocal geode]

Thermals can be equipped right ?

[sleek prism]

Its the graveyard place where Michael escape, I dont remember it

Ludendorff Cemetery

[sleek prism]

Maybe, might be a good idea

[vocal geode]

Oh the first prologue one ?

[sleek prism]

Yes

[vocal geode]

Damnnn

I will do it today later on

Wanna see how it looks

[sleek prism]

Thermal or nightvision might be good

[vocal geode]

Yes nightvision would be the best option

[silk shuttle]

[west stirrup]

If you take a pic of every UFO, do u get new rewards or from last year

[tame holly]

I dont think so

But at least i m glad that i didn't miss one this year so far (the ones i did will come back)

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn ready to play

43 more resupplies and 1,5M more acid sell

then T4 done

[vocal geode]

Thats a lot

[untold dock]

i need like 30 more resupplies

ugh

it's so fucking annoying to find a new session 5 times in a row and drive the acid lab out every time because it gives a shit mission

[sleek prism]

yeah..

[untold dock]

thank fuck the vehicle export platinum award is only 25 and not 50 like stash houses

it's the only thing i have left for vehicle enthusiast

[sleek prism]

thank god I started doing them early so I had like 8 left when I realized its a required award

[untold dock]

i didn't do stash houses because i don't want stuff in my mc businesses

which means i now need like 30 more

[sleek prism]

I did stash houses when I had acid lab but when I got more businesses, I stopped doing them for same reason

[neon acorn]

I just finished pvz

I’m ready

gimme a few mins

[silent portal]

very impressed at R* thinking burning proximity enemies in snowy terrain would be fun 💔

[sturdy tapir]

[silent portal]

all hallow's is better

the snow is aids

you're stuck trudging slow through half the map

how is this riveting gameplay

[west stirrup]

What

The survival?

Just walk on the paths you bloody grinch

[silk shuttle]

there are no new rewards from photographyioning them all but you can get the gray alien outfit from the secret facility

[west stirrup]

[sturdy tapir]

sad day for oreo

[silk shuttle]

wdym

i was going to take all 52 pictures regardless of whether there were going to be new awards or not

[fast bridge]

Same rewards

[neon acorn]

Hi peeps

[neon acorn]

W ore

[fast bridge]

All

[west stirrup]

Hi peep

[neon acorn]

(Sounds Kind Of) Fruity

iykyk

I’m a little nerdy nerd nerd hehe

[west stirrup]

[fierce mason]

What the fuck am i seeing?

I take a 2 week break from gta
And now fucking UFO are fliyng los santos

[sturdy tapir]

[spice inlet]

[neon acorn]

Mister president were cooked

[silent portal]

still CHEEKS

all hallow's is better

[west stirrup]

Um no

[daring bobcat]

hello guys

[fierce mason]

Give m rajiu
This president will now blow the UFO up

[broken musk]

don’t bother, I’ve already authorized a nuclear strike on it

[fierce mason]

Unfournately i am the president of the US
As well as the CEo of MMI and MCI

[sturdy tapir]

More like retired martol pilot

🗣️ ⁉️

[broken musk]

Fuck you I am the president I’ll sue for defamation, obstruction of justice, and treason. I’ll appoint the judges to prosecute you and have them send you to El Salvador

Nobody challenge my authoritah

[sturdy tapir]

YOU WILL RESPECC HIS AUTHORITAH

[hollow owl]

Why do I need Brian

[sturdy tapir]

🗣️ ‼️ ‼️

[sturdy tapir]

WHO DA FAK IS BRIAN

[daring bobcat]

from family guy

[sturdy tapir]

[broken musk]

lol still cannot believe I got banned from Reddit for posting this pic

[sturdy tapir]

Seriously??

[broken musk]

Bruh tf happened to my patreon

[broken musk]

And yes

[sturdy tapir]

🤣

what the fuck was the reason?

[broken musk]

I’ll see if I still have the photo

I think it was something to do with engaging in inflammatory politics or some bullshit it’s not even spelled right ffs

[sturdy tapir]

🤣

[broken musk]

Oh, apparently that photo was encouraging violence?

[sturdy tapir]

🥀

[broken musk]

reddits tos confuse tf outta me tbh, isn’t the first time I’ve been banned for something absolutely ridiculous

So I stopped using Reddit and only use discord mainly

[sturdy tapir]

That's some bs

The photo is just goofy and not inciting anything

[broken musk]

BRUH WTF

This server scammed me

[hollow owl]

No scam

[broken musk]

I wanted bronze patreon, so I used Apple Pay for it which was 5$, why in the fuck does Apple say I was charged 50$?

[hollow owl]

Nice yellow

Did it actually take 50?

[broken musk]

Idk it doesn’t show up until a day later.. but it says 49.39

[sturdy tapir]

[daring bobcat]

well that sucks

[broken musk]

Eh, visa will refund me. They always do lol

[hollow owl]

Better to buy patron on desktop tbh

On mobile, they take an extra cut

[daring bobcat]

or dont waste your money

[sturdy tapir]

Lester ahh shit

[broken musk]

10x extra cut?!?

[sturdy tapir]

🤣 🤣

[broken musk]

Tf is ts

[sturdy tapir]

They mini lester

That's why the cut

[broken musk]

Purchase: 5$ < tariffs for purchase: 45$

[cunning python]

or ?

[sturdy tapir]

[daring bobcat]

bro found lester

[broken musk]

If they are real tell them ima kill them for their IRL 10x cut on my patreon subscription

Lester will also end up in El Salvador

[untold dock]

open the social club profile

that should show the real name

[fierce mason]

I am however the authority of the US and own 2 of the largest companies in the US
If you strike me down
Expect the US to crumble so hard that even a backwater town is more proftiable than you

[broken musk]

You really think I give a shit about that? I disowned Hertz shortly after winning the election bc they was getting in my way despite them being a primary contributor to why I won

[fierce mason]

Well i have rumi and valk and larzy

What you got

[broken musk]

NOOSE

[tame holly]

Was setting up casino and got a very chaotic laser prep, military one with 2 akula attacking us as well as a toreador and a b11

[broken musk]

And about 40ish percent of the populations support

[sturdy tapir]

[forest jackal]

I've been watching these machines for hours

how many planes does the sale spawn again

I haven't done this in awhile

[storm nimbus]

3

[forest jackal]

ty

[daring bobcat]

well I never have to resupply my biker bar again

thank god

[untold dock]

i gotta do like

at least 10 more

you can't get more than 20k from one resupply, right?

[daring bobcat]

im so close

[forest jackal]

lol immediately as I went to sell my product someone came and destroyed it

[untold dock]

L💤

[forest jackal]

it was on discount for me

prob cause gta+

[merry marsh]

:(

[daring bobcat]

I have 18 more contracts todo and im basically done with biker

still need tier 3 tho

[untold dock]

what are you missing

[daring bobcat]

guns for hire

[untold dock]

ah, you can just session swap until you get it, it's just 2p

[daring bobcat]

ill do that later, I have pizza on the way

maybe ill do arena wars next

[untold dock]

ugh

i don't want to even think of arena

over 200 games of some garbage

[daring bobcat]

maybe if it gets 2x

[gray meteor]

I don't think I've ever done arena wars

[daring bobcat]

I only have tier 1

[untold dock]

i don't have any tiers

the only reason i've ever touched arena wars at all was to get rid of some weapons

[daring bobcat]

I have guns for hire, are you online?

[untold dock]

yea give me like 5 minutes to finish this peyote run

i join

this mission is bugged and all of the enemies after the first wave instantly despawn

so it's just 5 minutes afk

[daring bobcat]

an easy tier 3 then

les go

[daring bobcat]

thanks for the help

[sleek prism]

I found a guy on lfg channel. Just winning 210 times takes like 6-7hrs

[untold dock]

15 platinum awards sounds like a pain

oh actually there are a lot

you don't need to do the very specific ones, that's nice

[sleek prism]

Yea

I got these for doing Arena

[untold dock]

oh

that's nice

[daring bobcat]

I could help you finish that off

[forest jackal]

love the color looks like hell

[untold dock]

i need to do the gun range stuff for weapons expert sometime

that's the kinda shit nobody ever actually plays

[daring bobcat]

I have that

[sleek prism]

Ok 🤝🏼

[sleek prism]

I need that too

[daring bobcat]

wanna do it now?

[sleek prism]

No, gonna sleep soon maybe tomorrow

[daring bobcat]

what we will do is turn off the target score and you just keep killing me till you get it

[untold dock]

wait can you do that in just 1 game?

[daring bobcat]

yep

[untold dock]

so like a killstreak of 50 counts as 10 for that?

[daring bobcat]

yea they stack

[untold dock]

that's useful

[sleek prism]

Cool

So 125 kills and thats it

[daring bobcat]

yep

I just need to win another 30, but it takes so long when you are traiding wins with someone

[sleek prism]

Do you need help with smth else?

[daring bobcat]

atm biker contracts

[untold dock]

it's actually really easy because life and deathbikes and hit the roof have no cooldown and they don't give a cooldown for other contracts

having multiple people does make it faster though

[sleek prism]

Maybe I can give you arena wins

[daring bobcat]

that could work

[olive lotus]

Hello 👋 ive joined this exclusive chat

[daring bobcat]

welcome

[hollow owl]

[broken musk]

Ffs it’s a raid, they tryna protest my authoritah

[plucky burrow]

why is bro new

[daring bobcat]

lol, thats xbox

[daring bobcat]

progress is good

[untold dock]

getting that 25m felt so good

#gta-online-mk2 message

[daring bobcat]

should get tier 4 tomorrow

[daring bobcat]

ONLY 13 MORE CONTRACTS TO GO

whoops caps

[untold dock]

yeah that grind was much quicker than i expected

[west stirrup]

Im still missing 3 contracts

[daring bobcat]

Yea, thought you had to wait 48 mins for them to refresh, but changing sessions works.
Thanks for that tip

Fuck it,I'm getting tier 4 tonight

[west stirrup]

[daring bobcat]

10*

[west stirrup]

wut

I just got on

[untold dock]

he just got on

[west stirrup]

The top left shows a cooldown!

Hard to see i know

[untold dock]

dunno

[west stirrup]

Im confused as to why there's a cooldown

Not enough members FUCK

@daring bobcat Would you like to help meh with a contract?

[daring bobcat]

sure, join me

[untold dock]

but then the contracts will change

[west stirrup]

It's a sacrifice i'm willing to make

[daring bobcat]

How many more do you have to do I have 9 more

[west stirrup]

25 lol

[daring bobcat]

I can join your MC

[west stirrup]

But im mainly looking to get my last 2, Gunrunnning and Nine Tenths

[untold dock]

gunrunning can be done solo

[west stirrup]

o

3 min cooldown

[daring bobcat]

7 to go

[west stirrup]

Can you see if you got Nine Tenths

?

[daring bobcat]

sure

[untold dock]

i don't think it counts for t3 if you aren't the mc president

because mikko didn't get them when i was hosting

[west stirrup]

Aw

[daring bobcat]

we can always try

it says nothing about being president

[untold dock]

yeah it doesn't

[west stirrup]

Rerolling until i get 9 10 law

[daring bobcat]

same

[daring bobcat]

got it

[west stirrup]

I join you

[west stirrup]

I got it too

[daring bobcat]

you do it to make sure

[west stirrup]

13-13

[daring bobcat]

so you got tier 3?

[west stirrup]

Tank you Silverhand

Yea

[daring bobcat]

fantastic

im going to get the last 6, then log off

[west stirrup]

Okee

[forest jackal]

my damn jet keeps destroying itself

like look at this shit

[daring bobcat]

lets go, got tier 4!!

[broken musk]

[olive lotus]

Why does lazlow embarrass me like this?

[west stirrup]

[forest jackal]

eep

[neon acorn]

What is that quality 😭

[west stirrup]

Rave quality

[fast bridge]

Tip to get rid of Halloween weather:
go into apartment. Exit. It removes Halloween weather

[fast bridge]

I just made 100M in a little over 3 weeks from businesses and AFK

[sleek prism]

🎉

[spice inlet]

Congrats bro

[hollow owl]

We losing everyone this year

[neon acorn]

Why did blud leave

[hollow owl]

[tame holly]

I got an infinite black screen followed by a disconnect when exiting the casino for the heist

Pain

[sleek prism]

icl swedish people are weird

[neon acorn]

Pewdiepie

[tame holly]

Linkus7

[sleek prism]

some survival now?

[neon acorn]

I asked Gurka btw

but sure

Let’s do it

[sleek prism]

did he reply

[neon acorn]

wait for it

[sleek prism]

ok

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

huh

come to shoot enemies with me and Transient, now

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

or I steal your games

[sturdy tapir]

My mouse is dead

[sleek prism]

resurrect your pet

[neon acorn]

Charge it

[sturdy tapir]

No batteries

[neon acorn]

ew wtf

[sleek prism]

steal from your neighbor

[neon acorn]

Bro who uses batts for their mouse

[sleek prism]

I do.. but I wanna buy a chargeable one some day

[sturdy tapir]

Playing with a wired mouse is uncomfy asf

Id rather play with a wireless battery need mouse

[sleek prism]

ye

[neon acorn]

Wireless better

My queen

[sturdy tapir]

Well yeah that's what i am using

[sleek prism]

chargeable?

or whatever is the word for it

[sturdy tapir]

[neon acorn]

Wireless

Just say wireless

Yes it is

[untold dock]

mikko still doesn't have a proper mouse?

[neon acorn]

no battery, just charge

[untold dock]

which one do you want

[sleek prism]

no.. I was poor when you sent me a link :(

[neon acorn]

Those are so big and fat 😭

[untold dock]

no they aren't

the f1 smaller than any glorious mouse

[neon acorn]

compared to my mouse they are

[neon acorn]

what’s the F1

[untold dock]

yours is model o or o-?

[sleek prism]

49g.. damn

[untold dock]

the mouse i use now is 39

[sleek prism]

my mouse is 61g fatter

[untold dock]

if you want the f1 you can have it for free

[twin drum]

there's something you're not being told

this person GATEKEEPS

[untold dock]

yes

the something that he's not being told is that the scroll wheel encoder is bad and needs to be replaced

[twin drum]

see just saved you from an EXPENSIVE mistake

imagine spending
checks notes
free
on a broken mouse

[sleek prism]

and "free" still means I need to pay for shipping

[twin drum]

no she just throws it really hard and you gotta catch

[untold dock]

my personal carrier pigeon will handle delivery

[twin drum]

pigeons could never carry 49g

[daring bobcat]

Morning everyone

[neon acorn]

Bruh

Had to carry mikko 😔

[sleek prism]

too much zombies in ludendorff :(

[neon acorn]

You died several times before wave 10

Idk what you were doing 😭

[sleek prism]

btw how big difference is between male and female running speed?

[neon acorn]

it’s literally the same

[tame holly]

none iirc

[neon acorn]

I just ran and shot simultaneously

I really don’t understand what you did

[sleek prism]

I think I have seeing Tuna running faster than me

[neon acorn]

all I heard were explosions then “mikko died”

you’re blowing yourself up buster

smh

[neon acorn]

you need to run on the non-thick snow

[tame holly]

maybe the explosive zombies ?

[neon acorn]

no, he was using grenades or sticky bombs iirc

[tame holly]

bruh

[sleek prism]

wait, do you use first person view?

[neon acorn]

Btw I never knew that weekly challenges gave you $200,000

[neon acorn]

no??

dude just run and shoot

sorry for complaining. Haven’t played gta in months and like

this wasn’t what I expected at all

@sleek prism do you know that you can shoot with aiming?

[sleek prism]

with? or without

[neon acorn]

without*

[sleek prism]

yes

[neon acorn]

What went wrong then

[sleek prism]

skill issue

[neon acorn]

What gun did you use?

[neon acorn]

😔

[sleek prism]

combat mg

[neon acorn]

In my 12 years of experience mikko, I wanna sob

[sleek prism]

I dont even have that much

[neon acorn]

Why is my Halloween weather gone?

[neon acorn]

[sleek prism]

lets try meth lab? there is covers

[rancid parcel]

Why are you in gta with Retired in your name?

[sleek prism]

Its only at night

[neon acorn]

I’m not playing survival if it ain’t double or smth

[neon acorn]

Oh ok

I thought it was forever

[sleek prism]

thank god not

I hate it

[neon acorn]

I’m not playing constantly

just playing rn

[rancid parcel]

Then you're not retired

Remove that sacred tag now.

[neon acorn]

Go valk yourself 💢

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat when you hop on gta

[neon acorn]

here

Time to drive my banshee

[sleek prism]

time trials?

[daring bobcat]

Soon, 5 mins

[untold dock]

what doing

[sleek prism]

maybe dm

[untold dock]

wow i have like 70 unread message requests

90% of them nonsense

why is someone with 5 messages in the server, all of them in lfg sending "yo how are u"

[sleek prism]

70.. holy

[daring bobcat]

im on gta @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

great, I'll afk for 5-10min

then we can do

@daring bobcat I'm ready, do you inv

[daring bobcat]

are we doing the deathmatch?

[sleek prism]

yeah, then we can do arena if you want

[daring bobcat]

strange I can only set it to 20 minutes

[sleek prism]

hmm

[daring bobcat]

we can always replay if its not enough time

you stand in the middle and ill run at you

[untold dock]

i think it would be worthwhile to get a custom deathmatch

[plucky burrow]

Vlak are you retyred

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

@hollow owl get ready for heist month

I hope you have a pc

[hollow owl]

I wont

Plans have changed

[plucky burrow]

Ok then

[hollow owl]

Wont be getting one till the near future

[plucky burrow]

I will take @long cobalt

[hollow owl]

Atleast till I start working

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

Enjoy your gta6

[hollow owl]

Tbh, i probably wont get gta6 when it comes out

If i do, it will have to be a late birthday present unless they delay it again

[plucky burrow]

I don't believe

[daring bobcat]

I suck at deathmatches

[hollow owl]

Im not rlly into gta6 like most are

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat I go to eat, smol break

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism I finally watched the counterfeit business thing cutscene

[hollow owl]

Il keep saying it. I hope gta6 is good but I wouldnt be surprised if its not

[neon acorn]

the money laundering thing

[rancid parcel]

almost

[neon acorn]

It’ll be good

I can expect SOME issues

but it’ll be good

Dale!

[hollow owl]

I can expect some but im just not hoping certain things are in the game to find out it's not

[neon acorn]

Money fronts is so ass right?

should I buy?

@sleek prism I’ve had 9.1 million since March of this year

[daring bobcat]

just imagine flying through those volumetric clouds

[hollow owl]

Makes your counterfeit Cash sell for 1.4 mill in a max sess

[neon acorn]

only for this week right?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[neon acorn]

Actually, it’ll be worth it

this is only $1,000,000

[hollow owl]

Cant wait for Doomsday act 3 2x finale hopefully

[neon acorn]

Do I have to pay for upgrades?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

Like not alot iirc

1 mill for both equipment and staff upgrade

[neon acorn]

what would have you thinking that would be soon?

[hollow owl]

Heist Month

[neon acorn]

meh

should be fine

[neon acorn]

which is?

[hollow owl]

November

It will either be this weekly update coming or the next one

[neon acorn]

That’s when I’ll be playing

[neon acorn]

Would you like it to be monthly?

[hollow owl]

Hope so but idk

I couldn't play during last year Heist Month

[neon acorn]

I didn't bother I think

I can’t remember

[neon acorn]

Is it for every heist btw?

[hollow owl]

Dont think so

All ik is there will be heist month then black Friday week after or during it

[tame holly]

I personally can't wait for heist month to give access to the panther (will be the only reason I'd do cayo apart for career progress stuff)

[hollow owl]

So ppl spend their money they gained before the dlc drops

[hollow owl]

Il be giving away free panthers in the forbidden land

[neon acorn]

Is the weed shop worth buying?

[hollow owl]

Tbh, no

[neon acorn]

or helitours?

[hollow owl]

Helli for Hangar tbh

The crate bonus is decent

[neon acorn]

Then no

ok

ez

[daring bobcat]

im saving for mansions

[hollow owl]

I have 14 mill, gnna save up till maybe 30 or smth

[neon acorn]

so what should I do first with the business? @hollow owl

[tame holly]

iirc smoke on the water gives a 35% boost to weed, higgins helitour give a 10% boost to hangar and car wash gives a 35% boost to cash factory

[hollow owl]

Car wash?

Idk

I got it and found outits shit as an actual business except the safe

[neon acorn]

does it automatically give a 35% boost?

[hollow owl]

Yes

[neon acorn]

oh

wtf

lfg

[hollow owl]

When you buy it, perma 35%

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat back, I think now 10min is enough?

or is there point targets what scale

I need 33 kills

or do we just quit after its done

[daring bobcat]

Just quit

[sleek prism]

ok

[tame holly]

I hate that sometimes when u join a lobby, u have to go outside to register as a ceo

[hollow owl]

I despise it when you can become a CEO but it doesnt show in the interaction menu

Like you know there is a space

[sleek prism]

I need 35 @daring bobcat total

[hollow owl]

But the game doesnt give u the option too

[untold dock]

reason 324353624 public sessions are trash

[hollow owl]

Had a lvl 7 try kill me

I was just circling round his car for 20 mins

[tame holly]

and this is why public is fun, those interactions are funny

[hollow owl]

Ended up unfortunately killing him with my pump and he left

[tame holly]

hey he searched for it

[hollow owl]

Next time, im gnna go lead them across the map

[tame holly]

true, one time I angered a mk2 griefer and he consistently followed me (thank u imani)

[hollow owl]

Yeah Heist month will kick off this weekly update
#gta-news message

:OOO I could get the Cliffford hoodie this year hopefully

Plsssss

I want it so bad

[tame holly]

sigh I love when people leave casino heists when I have cash. Even with gruppe sechs entry

[neon acorn]

Oh nvm I was right

It lasts for a year

[daring bobcat]

did you get it?

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat Thanks

[daring bobcat]

no problem

[sleek prism]

@untold dock wanna join to arena?

I give wins

[untold dock]

uuh

how much are you doing

[sleek prism]

30-60min, its like 2-3min per match with loading times

[untold dock]

yeah i guess i'll join

[sleek prism]

maybe we can do shooting range thing and maybe continue arena

or smth

[untold dock]

shooting range shouldn't take long since it's just 10

[sleek prism]

aand ohh I need 9 more community series deathmatches

[tame holly]

guys should I trust someone with a nsfw crew tag with my casino heist

(the tag is literally NSFW)

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat you have arena property?

[daring bobcat]

yep

I have tier 1

[sleek prism]

you two go in same team and I keep losing

[untold dock]

i only have this one arena vehicle and it has none of the arena stuff installed

[sleek prism]

you can have any vehicle

[daring bobcat]

well this is easy

and its counting for deathmatches too

[sleek prism]

yea

[west stirrup]

I got to do this with my alt via Laptop

Curious to see how it’ll go

[untold dock]

i need to purcha$e another account

10 bucks to grind some garbage challenges lmao

[west stirrup]

Multitasking is gonna go crazy

[untold dock]

should've claimed some when the game was free on epic

ion really want epic launcher though

[west stirrup]

Im gonna pump it up with peyote plant XP

[west stirrup]

It’s awful

[untold dock]

you can get to level 120 in like 5 hours starting from 0

[west stirrup]

Awful doesn’t cut it

[covert compass]

why is it awful

i click and the game opens, whats bad about it

[tame holly]

yeah got the funny blowing up the chopper as the heist finishes thing

• elite

[west stirrup]

It slow asfrick if you install stuff and finding the stuff you want takes 400 minutes

[untold dock]

at least the sponsorship tiers are going fast

[west stirrup]

Arena War got buffed last update right?

2x AP

[daring bobcat]

I remember that yea

[untold dock]

idk but i'm at sponsorship tier 20 and this is game what, 12?

[west stirrup]

What da fak, It didnt count old CMM i don't even remember doing DCMM

[sleek prism]

soon sponsorship tier 92

[untold dock]

need to play all of the modes for t3

[daring bobcat]

well I got tier 2

[sleek prism]

hot bomb and carnage the only 2 you both have played?

[untold dock]

yes

[wintry ermine]

Arena war

[untold dock]

indeed

got sponsorship 25

[daring bobcat]

same

[sleek prism]

easy, boring and long grind

[wintry ermine]

I know i got 25 cuz i got taxi

[untold dock]

irrelevant now that the hardy exists

[wintry ermine]

But I dont have the hardy

What cars have taxi livery?

I know Cypher does with drift tune

[untold dock]

eudora, broadway, dynasty, cypher, hardy

[wintry ermine]

I only have the Broadway but its slightly rusted and missing a few body parts

[untold dock]

skill level 6

skull

[sleek prism]

@untold dock @daring bobcat we can start doing other matches

[untold dock]

oki

[daring bobcat]

cool

[west stirrup]

You're frozen haha because you're a snowman

[daring bobcat]

That was pretty fun, but it's a shame it doesn't pay very much.

[sleek prism]

ye

[untold dock]

oh this is a free for all

so we need to do another game

[sleek prism]

or just to next match

[untold dock]

i mean

need the ap anyway so

[sleek prism]

ye

need to wait that timer ends

[brittle hatch]

Bad sport bla bla bla i don't want to play random survival i want Ludendorff

3rd wave and a guy is already with the minigun lmao

[untold dock]

well that was quick lmao

[sleek prism]

wreck it last one ig

[untold dock]

got $200

🤑

[sleek prism]

woohoo

[brittle hatch]

you're rich wow

share pls

[sleek prism]

hmm

damn

dayumn

[untold dock]

can you just keep spinning the wheel or how does that work

[brittle hatch]

We're not lasting till wave 10

[sleek prism]

@untold dock we destroy you now?

or is it surviving

ah nvm

[west stirrup]

Are u doin it for fun

[brittle hatch]

I don't remember if i did it last year

[silk shuttle]

grinding arena actually and really and maybe even unironically

[untold dock]

i'm not doing any more of this than career progress requires

[sleek prism]

yea

[west stirrup]

Aww

[daring bobcat]

I guess that works

[sleek prism]

shooting range now+

[untold dock]

quick toilet break

[daring bobcat]

what I still need

[sleek prism]

more wins

sponsorship increases same time and you get awards also

most of awards are skill level so you just need to win

[untold dock]

wait can i not change the challenge type between rounds

or am i missing something

[sleek prism]

ah damn

idk

[untold dock]

i just got kicked out and it didn't give me anything

fucking scam

[sleek prism]

oh

[untold dock]

are you still in it?

[sleek prism]

no, I hosted one

hmm

each match is the best of 3 rounds

[broken musk]

Gurkkaa wheerrree haveee yooouuuu gooonnneeee???…

[sleek prism]

@untold dock do you have any wins at all

[untold dock]

nope

[daring bobcat]

very close with deathmatches, only need 8 more

[broken musk]

I was running around as a dog, when some random player comes outta nowhere and shoots me dead, then leaves the lobby tf is wrong with some ppl

[daring bobcat]

after arena war I just need adversary modes and that will be series modes all at tier 4

[untold dock]

23 more adversary modes

[broken musk]

Guys is there any non-patched glitch in GTAO that allows a player to remain 100% invincible to damage? Or did I encounter another genuine console modder

[untold dock]

it's actually hard to see what target is what color with this mexico filter

[broken musk]

Tf you mean Mexico filter

[sleek prism]

what the fuck

i'm on the wrong side

[untold dock]

you are the target now

[broken musk]

You didn’t have any money for the shooting range so they replaced you with the target board

[sleek prism]

so 1 challenge per time?

[untold dock]

what did you set?

[broken musk]

Is my guess

[sleek prism]

5

[untold dock]

o

then we do 5 because i got multiple from that

[sturdy tapir]

[untold dock]

did you get pistol and smg?

[sleek prism]

gun changing isnt a clear thing

not sure

[untold dock]

i win 2, you win 2

it's best of 3 so 2 wins is enough

[sleek prism]

ye

[tame holly]

yup there are still godmode glithces both on foot, or to make a car godmode

[untold dock]

so i won that

[broken musk]

[untold dock]

now we do rifles again and you win

[broken musk]

Bruh I want that car so badly

[sturdy tapir]

What car

[broken musk]

Nobody is willing to do the stupid challenges with me though

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow glade]

[broken musk]

The T4 for this

[sturdy tapir]

Oh

[thick slate]

Lol

[broken musk]

It’s the NC weaponized delivery van, as a personal vehicle

Not a special vehicle

[hollow glade]

Speedo custom?

[broken musk]

Yes

[sleek prism]

@untold dock you need 1 ?

[untold dock]

yea

you should need 2

[sleek prism]

so 3 ig and then wins

[daring bobcat]

lol, just by changing the windows

[sleek prism]

@untold dock I'll afk for a moment

[untold dock]

yeah i just need a few more wins and all done

[sleek prism]

how many you need

I need 4

[untold dock]

1

just need 9 more simeon cars and visiting the gun van

then everything is done for special interests

[sleek prism]

nice

I need to buy and mod weapons

[daring bobcat]

one of us!

[sleek prism]

have you guys done community series deathmatches?

[daring bobcat]

I could help you with it

[sleek prism]

9 matches, no need to win

[daring bobcat]

I can set it to one life

[sleek prism]

ahh 1 more

yay

@daring bobcat ready

[untold dock]

i also need the community deathmatches

[daring bobcat]

ill invite you

[sleek prism]

how many

[untold dock]

10

[daring bobcat]

and i need wins

[sleek prism]

:D

[buoyant sorrel]

umm guys

can we photo UFOs we already took photos off before?

[sleek prism]

hi

[buoyant sorrel]

hi Mikko!

I tried photoing them but nothing happened

[forest jackal]

I don't think so

[sleek prism]

I havent took any photo of ufos

[untold dock]

can you put the weapons owned so we can just ewo

[buoyant sorrel]

oh ok Qwq

[untold dock]

way faster

[buoyant sorrel]

thankies

[forest jackal]

oreo is the UFO master they should know

[daring bobcat]

nope

[untold dock]

ah well let's try a different one

also who wins doesn't actually matter since arena wars counts for this anyway

[sleek prism]

oh shit

[daring bobcat]

this one has owned

[sleek prism]

is this 5min pure killing

[buoyant sorrel]

I can't spawn Phantom Car, Slashers or Possessed Animals... sad

I'm in a session of 3 with crewmates Dx

oh Phantom Car finally spawned

[daring bobcat]

the cemetery one is fastest

[untold dock]

what is this lag

[sleek prism]

yeah :D

[untold dock]

well i got 1 on the killstreaks

[buoyant sorrel]

which one is that?

[sleek prism]

community deathmatch

[daring bobcat]

im so shit at pvp

[untold dock]

how manyeth was this

[sleek prism]

did we do 1 before you

[daring bobcat]

2 I think

[sleek prism]

ye, just play until he gets the notification

[untold dock]

1 more

yeah now i just need the killstreaks and deathmatches t4 is done

[sleek prism]

nice

[daring bobcat]

that one is easy to get

[sleek prism]

takes under 30min

vroom vroom

[daring bobcat]

there is a really good community race right now, takes under 1min to finish

[sleek prism]

oo

[daring bobcat]

yea its the city 5, it has f1 cars

[sleek prism]

do you need wins too

[daring bobcat]

nope, you can win them all

[sleek prism]

and uhh

[daring bobcat]

I already have tier 4

[sleek prism]

can we help cheesecake with killstreaks? he kills both and its quicker then? or?

[daring bobcat]

sounds good

[untold dock]

yeah it'll be quicker

i think it's worth it to make a deathmatch just for this

[daring bobcat]

I have bookedmarked a custome deathmatch

it will help

so, what do you want to do first?

[sleek prism]

sure

[daring bobcat]

racing or deathmatch?

[sleek prism]

deathmatch

[untold dock]

i just threw one together

tank for me and death for you

[daring bobcat]

ffs, how did I miss that

[untold dock]

join

[sleek prism]

oh man thats easy

[west stirrup]

Wut is this

[daring bobcat]

A CUSTOM GAME i BOOKMARKED

[west stirrup]

o

[daring bobcat]

sorry caps

[broken musk]

Why are they grey?

[fast bridge]

They’re statues

[broken musk]

They are a statue now

[fast bridge]

Street performers

[broken musk]

Oh

Whoops

Why do I always accidentally kill the street performers

[untold dock]

that was pretty quick

[sleek prism]

yeah

[daring bobcat]

4 more wins for me

[sleek prism]

what wins

[untold dock]

you'll get them from arena war

[daring bobcat]

but will get it with arena wars

[sleek prism]

ye

[daring bobcat]

deathmatches

[sleek prism]

whats the fast race

[west stirrup]

Prison race

[tame holly]

I did this naturally cuz I liked racing anyway

its not too hard

[sleek prism]

yeah

[west stirrup]

That second one sound hard

Isnt it word record

[untold dock]

no

fastest lap in that race

not fastest lap of all time

[tame holly]

no, its just setting the fastest lap in the race, did most of it in street races personallly

[west stirrup]

o

[west stirrup]

Fucking hell

[tame holly]

peak npc pathing right there

[west stirrup]

cant fucking clumb

and cant fucking RUN

[daring bobcat]

almost had him

[sleek prism]

:D

[daring bobcat]

are you counting, cus im not

[sleek prism]

I can check soon

what a hell

lets try normal race, no stunt?

[daring bobcat]

go to freemode and check

[sleek prism]

ok

[daring bobcat]

this is the exact race I used

[sleek prism]

hmm

[hollow owl]

race > trace > Untraceable > im in GTAO confirmed

[tame holly]

WOW u really don't do races

[sleek prism]

nothing happened

[daring bobcat]

thats annoying

[sleek prism]

hmm

[daring bobcat]

stunt race

[sleek prism]

yea I saw

[daring bobcat]

did you at least get the other 2

[sleek prism]

yeah wins increased in other places

[daring bobcat]

how about you host it and see if that makes a change

[sleek prism]

ok

no

still 0

wtf

[daring bobcat]

strange

[pulsar orchid]

is that the mikko guy

[daring bobcat]

we can do the other 2 and community races later

[sleek prism]

french fries

[west stirrup]

So wait do you need Stunt Races or Races

[sleek prism]

idk..

[pulsar orchid]

it's been 10 gazillion years

[tame holly]

I think fastest lap don't count if its a 1 lap race

[sleek prism]

I have been playing gtao almost 1k hours in 6months

[pulsar orchid]

1k in 6 months is crazy ngl

[sleek prism]

since april 25

[gray parcel]

my enhanced hours are nuts

[west stirrup]

[tame holly]

I think I'm close to 2k hours on ps5 and that's over 3 years

[gray parcel]

but i afk quite a lot

i’m at 1.5k since i think april

[west stirrup]

Alot more on another account that i gave away/lost

[gray parcel]

wonder what my 360 hours were

should go in the basement and fire it up

[sturdy tapir]

I am stepping back from GTA for a bit

@sleek prism

[gray meteor]

Booo

I'm just getting back into it

[gray parcel]

gonna soft retire at 20

[tame holly]

I'm at 9, would be 10 if the rv mission for simeon didn't bug for the 80% accuracy challenge

[untold dock]

i'm having issues with accuracy on the avenger mission "falling in"

[gray parcel]

i got chop chop and nightclub about to finish up, then i'll need one more

[untold dock]

idk if it's bugged or everything you shoot with the avenger counts too

but i've done it multiple times being very careful and not gotten 80% accuracy

[tame holly]

well for me, even without shooting a single bullet, it doesn't count

(did it with iron mule)

[twin drum]

cora i need to ask you something, just for my piece of mind

[gray parcel]

i think i got lucky on falling in

[twin drum]

is the gatekeep person actually missing something or are they just incredibly slow at doing the correct thing

[untold dock]

the information i was gatekeeping was the existence of custom jobs for each plant, which they figured out

[twin drum]

so they're literally just slow

[untold dock]

right

[twin drum]

maybe if they ask you whether you're using mods for a fifth time the answer will change

[gray parcel]

shock and awe is the true pain the ass, only one i couldn't solo

[tame holly]

I think tomorrow, I might use the lfg channels to finish up weapon expert, it's just winning 10 challenges

[twin drum]

i think i'd rather just live with not having challenges done than use the blue lfg channels

[untold dock]

real

[gray parcel]

i did those with a random, was pretty quick

it's not like you can fuck it up

[tame holly]

true, i once looked for humane labs elite and had multiple people not taking the elite challenge part seriously

i even explicitly stated that if u didn't know how to do elite to not join

[twin drum]

they just see someone hosting a heist finale and want in at all costs

nothing else matters

[tame holly]

I at least have pac standard done bc of someone who actually knew what he was doing and knew an oob glitch for the escape

I think it probably says a lot that I did cmm on xb1 with the lfg system from the xbox menu

[twin drum]

one time way back when

i was doing elite challenge stuff with semi-randoms

everyone knew we were meant to try going for elite

they kept trip skipping until i just stopped getting in the car with them

which iirc immediately invalidates elite challenge

[green fractal]

Apt elites?

Yeah

[twin drum]

yeah back before any other heists existed

[gray meteor]

I wanna do apt elites so bad

[tame holly]

yup it does, at least now u don't have the issue since hsw hakuchou is by far the quickest

[untold dock]

vigilante better

[green fractal]

If people don’t hit a small rock

[twin drum]

have you gotten any cool pogchamp hsw cars since switching to echnchanchedchd?

[tame holly]

tbf it depends when u can use the boost, and even then the new hsw cars have a higher top speed

its just a WAY better acceleration

[twin drum]

top speed doesnt matter all that much when the vigilante can just ignore roads and fly a straight line to its destination

[untold dock]

i have a hsw banshee and hakuchou

[twin drum]

og banshee?

[untold dock]

gts, though i do have a regular banshee without hsw