gta-online-mk2

[forest jackal]

he fell for it 2 times

he ragequit after finding out there's nothing

[hollow owl]

So i didnt do the afk trick and ive not been kicked for afk

How does this make sense

[candid veldt]

lol the ghost car spawned on me while Im in shop

[forest jackal]

how full is your acid

[hollow owl]

100% full

[forest jackal]

good

I got flashbanged by the lightning

[candid veldt]

?

[forest jackal]

in game

[candid veldt]

yea but flashbanged? some have it stronger?

[dreamy flicker]

real

[forest jackal]

my damn wifi pooping it's self

[forest jackal]

you dissappeared

bro went poof

[forest jackal]

yes

trying to evade me I see

[untold dock]

maybe i should change it now that i'm grinding the hell out of all this career progress

[west stirrup]

Unfortunately i'm addicted to the grind

[forest jackal]

and im addicted to cocaine

[west stirrup]

Really?

[forest jackal]

yes

[opal rock]

Well it is the best MC business

[forest jackal]

I just ran into a tank

[hollow owl]

Yk what im addicted too?

[forest jackal]

what

[west stirrup]

Acid?

[dreamy flicker]

Crack

[hollow owl]

The rush of bullets flying past me as I avoid death by millimetres at a time

In DOOMSDAY

🦅

Where else in the world would someone make a A.I and try and destroy the world with a nuke

[forest jackal]

it's time

[dreamy flicker]

ultron

[forest jackal]

i went to close the radio

and kaboom

[dreamy flicker]

you went kaboom

[forest jackal]

yep

[dreamy flicker]

still havent gotten untraceable yet

[forest jackal]

he disappeared

I was gonna get him but he was doing acid

I'm sitting at a parking lot rn

in the Phoenix

ima wait for the clown to spawn

and I'll beat his ass

[forest jackal]

no one has found me yet

[frosty lion]

Whats everyone’s Qub3d score?

[broken musk]

Thx for the cargo you didn’t deserve it anyways

Maybe next time you will think twice before attempting to grief me when I’m minding my business

[fast bridge]

I’ll have to check

[frosty lion]

The Arcade is genuinely so fun

R* devs really knocked it out of the park, like they programmed a shit ton of games, + bringing back Qub3d from GTA IV

[spring root]

Watch my employee do this

[neon acorn]

This is valid since it’s business battle goods

[untold dock]

@lost lily

[rancid parcel]

Griefer

[neon acorn]

I don't think he likes bikers

[rancid parcel]

Bean

[lost lily]

lag

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

Classic p2p connection

[untold dock]

cleanest fucking push in my life and it goes to shit because the game is shit

just infuriating

[hollow owl]

Valkyrie shoo

[fossil dagger]

Hello

Chat

Imma search for this thing rn alrighty

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Western Seabreeze | ᴘʟᴀɴᴇ

This vehicle was added on October 28, 2017. Acquire it from Elitas Travel.

IRL Counterpart: Seawind 300c

Basic Info

$1,130,500
Trade price: $850,000 - Air Freight Cargo missions (36)
3,000 kg
:seat: 2 (Pilot and passenger)
Resists 2 missiles

Performance

0:38.568 Lap Time
191.75 mph Top Speed

seabreeze • Data from GTACars.net

[fossil dagger]

perfect price

[broken musk]

Except I got the same witch mask that I got last time so my effort was kinda pointless

[neon acorn]

Witch mask?

[broken musk]

Its special event cargo

[neon acorn]

Oh ok

[broken musk]

Or is it… perfect timing?…

[neon acorn]

I haven’t played since March

[sturdy tapir]

Is bro retired

[gray parcel]

i never realized ray tracing fucked over thermal vision so hard

[neon acorn]

I’m retired until the new update or until GTA 6

[neon acorn]

I can’t tell the difference

Is it sharper?

[west stirrup]

You doin career progress?

[gray parcel]

with rt on it's just a big void with no shadows

[gray parcel]

always

[west stirrup]

Isnt that mission very hard for car progress tho?

[gray parcel]

yes'm

but it's my last one to 50% dam/pistol only

[west stirrup]

Hmm okeyy

Im gonna do it later if its not bad

Heard its better with 2

[gray parcel]

yea i'm just trying it out solo

strong arm tactics was pretty hard too but you can cheese a kuruma in the courtyard

[west stirrup]

Thats the one where you kill Duggan right

[untold dock]

strong arm tactics wasn't that bad

but bad beat is just insufferable

[gray parcel]

strong arm is the wave defense one at the vineyard

and yeah bad beat is bretty awful

thermal does help a lot, i've like never used the thermal helm before

[west stirrup]

How many tries are you at

[gray parcel]

like 3

[silk shuttle]

good

[vocal geode]

damn

[west stirrup]

[tame holly]

peak npc driving skills right there

[west stirrup]

I gave him a push

[tame holly]

pff, doesn't matter it would have crashed anyway

[west stirrup]

How can i do this faster

[untold dock]

by using the truck the mission provides

[west stirrup]

Fucking hell

[tame holly]

by praying R* add a truck with guns on it

(I'm surprised we still don't have one)

[west stirrup]

Im never doing this fucking mission again

[tame holly]

oh yeah, when I have the truck on this one, I leave

the police car and gang one are way easier and more fun

[untold dock]

i tried it with the phantom wedge but it just could not blow up the car no matter how much i hit it

the truck given by the mission is scripted to easily destroy the car

[tame holly]

yeah, but chasing a sport car in a truck isn't very fun

[west stirrup]

Who did this

[rancid parcel]

.

[tame holly]

..

[hollow owl]

Not me

Mines was at the elevator

[west stirrup]

.

[forest jackal]

it's acid time

[hollow owl]

I was literally walking to my "setup" as u sent tht lmao

!LVL

[forest jackal]

fail

[hollow owl]

Or what if I did that to make you think it was a fail

Lmaoo

Lumbago hi

[plucky burrow]

Did you get a ping

[plucky burrow]

😃

[hollow owl]

Yes, I saw it for a split second

[forest jackal]

I can't get into my acid lab again

[plucky burrow]

Good way to ghost ping

[hollow owl]

701hrs in gta

[forest jackal]

868

[plucky burrow]

What if I do this

Works

[forest jackal]

it doesn't let me innnn

[forest jackal]

yes but the ping is too quick

[plucky burrow]

That's the point

[hollow owl]

I still dk why im not getting notis from my favourite channels

[plucky burrow]

😊

You ghost ping

[west stirrup]

Why are payphone hits cooldowns 10min again

[hollow owl]

Idk

Ask R*

[forest jackal]

I got minigunned

[plucky burrow]

You don't?

[hollow owl]

I dont no

[plucky burrow]

You should follow the channel

[forest jackal]

thank God for bullet proof windows

[hollow owl]

Wdym follow

[plucky burrow]

Idk I forgot

Try this though @hollow owl

[hollow owl]

Ive muted the server, now what

[forest jackal]

unmute it

[plucky burrow]

Fr

[forest jackal]

and put all

[plucky burrow]

Why is this mod muting his server

[hollow owl]

Ping me in 5 seconds

[forest jackal]

or this

[plucky burrow]

@hollow owl

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl

he died

[hollow owl]

Nope, still nothing

[plucky burrow]

So the phone is not sending notifs

Check phone settings

[hollow owl]

Its only to these channels

Where i dont get notis

[forest jackal]

how bout you unfavorite them

let me try sum

ping me in 5

[hollow owl]

@forest jackal

[plucky burrow]

Try these

Override

[forest jackal]

ping me again lol

[hollow owl]

@forest jackal

[plucky burrow]

In server notifs

[forest jackal]

it works

[plucky burrow]

What works

[forest jackal]

I thought maybe putting the channel in favorites glitches the notifs or sum

[hollow owl]

Ive had them as favourites for months

Like when i joined

[plucky burrow]

Do override

[hollow owl]

Ping in 5

[forest jackal]

I've changed 5 sessions and it's playing the same song still

@hollow owl

[plucky burrow]

@hollow owl

[plucky burrow]

Well of course

The songs are universal

[hollow owl]

No, still not working

[forest jackal]

smack it

I can't find you Mr untraceable

are you in a invite only

[hollow owl]

No

Idk whats going on icl

[forest jackal]

prob full

[hollow owl]

Wait ping me in 5

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl

[hollow owl]

Omfg I figured it out

Ffs

[forest jackal]

yay

[hollow owl]

Its cuz I had the GTA category muted

[forest jackal]

I'm doing acid

not slick ah

[hollow owl]

Btw ur product is still shown on the map when going OTR

You are hidden, ur product isnt

[forest jackal]

it got bugged for a sec lol

someone put a bounty on my ass

[forest jackal]

ye ik

ofc a d5

[plucky burrow]

[forest jackal]

I bet it's godmode too

[hollow owl]

[forest jackal]

yep

godmode

bro said lol to me

[vocal geode]

Hello

[forest jackal]

what Imani tech car is the most explosive proof

[vocal geode]

None

That missile lockon jammer is great

[forest jackal]

there are explosion proof cars

[rancid parcel]

Buffalo EVX

[forest jackal]

what about the omnis e gt

[rancid parcel]

Same resistance but EVX has HSW

[forest jackal]

ah ok thanks

[lost lily]

Virtue is free

Has same armor

[hollow owl]

Im seeing alot of act 3 b2b recently

Wonder why

[cunning python]

Easy and big money!!

But per hour it wouldn't be more money unless you can speedrun act 3 in less than 20?

Which idk if possible

https://youtu.be/wMc9s78KoDg?si=lQlyE6WBWAKFckvn

Okay should be easily possible to do 18-20 min

[hollow owl]

Well this dude must be fast asf

[cunning python]

5 mins

What is bro on about

[tame holly]

mmmmm, def no scam feel from it

[cunning python]

How do u even reach 3.3m lol

[lost lily]

It's a mooded heist

[cunning python]

On ps?

[lost lily]

Then he's scamming

[cunning python]

Nah bro is cooking something I need to know!

If bro was a modder it would make sense just tp everywhere

[tame holly]

tbf I've had some bad experiences with some of the lfg players here, tried to find some for humane labs elite and ofc some of them who joins knowing about elite follow the gps instead of taking the ez and big shortcuts

[cunning python]

I've usually had good ppl join me thru lfg

Some were annoying by being bossy tho

Like it's my heist bro shut up

[tame holly]

yeah if its on casino I'd tell them to shut up cuz I mastered this one, if its for elite for the og heists, I'll follow them cuz I don't necessarily know all the strats

[cunning python]

I think if you're joining someone else's heist just let that guy make the calls, unless he's doing some absolutely dumb stuff just suggest how to do it better lol

[tame holly]

tbf when I did pac elite, I had someone who pretty obv knew what he was doing and helped a lot with elite thx to an oob clip to glide to the boat

[cunning python]

Lol would love to see how it's done

[tame holly]

I don't remember where exactly but next to a house in vinewood, you can go oob with a bike and with the bike glide physics, you can fly extremely fast to the boat, you just have to exit once you are close to it

[lost lily]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnMRX9r8k2k

[west stirrup]

hhhhhh

So... much

[gray parcel]

daunting

i've still done like nothing with my agency

[tame holly]

I've been at the same state for agency tier 4 for over a year now

[gray parcel]

i might need bad beat help

[west stirrup]

Its pistol only right?

[gray parcel]

did that, just need the <50% dam one

[west stirrup]

Okee

I help

And then you help with cayo in return

[gray parcel]

i'd do that

would love a 4 man cayo for the award

but i'm at work all day til later

[west stirrup]

Ah

I added you

[gray parcel]

i'll be afking in my bunker all day

[west stirrup]

I ready

[west stirrup]

Wait at work now?

[gray parcel]

yes'm

[west stirrup]

Ohhh'kay

[west stirrup]

Why does the scrolling in the career progress tab only work one in a lifetime

[sleek prism]

Good question

[forest jackal]

damn playstation servers

[broken musk]

Damm Xbox servers too

[forest jackal]

and Rockstar servers it seems

yep

this is the 10th time

error joining the session

damn aws

[untold dock]

just got the contract and casino t4 done

100 specialist contracts sucked

[forest jackal]

finally

[west stirrup]

Do you skip cooldowns?

[untold dock]

no, i did casino work for agatha in the meantime

though pretty often it just didn't offer anything specialist so need to go to main menu

even 5 times in a row sometimes

[west stirrup]

If the T4 wasnt the Youga Custom i wouldn't have done it

[untold dock]

only took that many

[west stirrup]

Yea sometimes it doesnt reroll at all for me

[forest jackal]

ouch

[forest jackal]

I didn't have any damn snacks left

next time ill be ready

[west stirrup]

Just shoot you noob

[forest jackal]

that's what pussies do

[west stirrup]

No

[forest jackal]

2 people agree

[hollow owl]

2 spectators agreed

[forest jackal]

do you agree too

[hollow owl]

Idk

[forest jackal]

say yes or I'll find you

irl

[past gazelle]

no

[rancid parcel]

No

[west stirrup]

no

[sleek prism]

maybe

Maybe this time

[hollow owl]

No

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism

[untold dock]

stash houses platinum is 50 💤

30 more real days to do this award

and to complete drug wars t4

[sleek prism]

Hi

[sturdy tapir]

Whatchu doing in gtao

[sleek prism]

Soon to sell a car

Warehouse shit

And

Maybe some acid resupply / sell

[sturdy tapir]

[untold dock]

do you sell i/e in publics?

[gray parcel]

public bonus doesn't count towards the t4 total, so i never did

[untold dock]

i know it doesn't, which is annoying, but i/e sales are so quick and easy

most of the time i'm at the location by the time global signal goes out

[gray parcel]

i feel like such a target floating around with my mule and attached car

[lost lily]

i/e u can do fully under ghost org

[sleek prism]

nah, iron mule in inv

if sell sessions on friday is good, I can sell 12 cars

[untold dock]

do you want to join me so there are no enemies

i'm just kinda afking shit working on a coding project

[gray parcel]

i'm afking in my bunker while at work if you wanna pop in

[sleek prism]

I need 5

days

Oops

[hollow owl]

[lost lily]

reminds me of a comment from i/e soundtrack video

[sleek prism]

:D

[gray parcel]

i think 36k is my record

[sleek prism]

Yeah, I guess thats the max or smth. Once I exploded a gas tank near ETR1 and it looked untouchable but dmg was like 34k

[gray parcel]

when the mule starts to fail and unhooks your car into the trees

[sleek prism]

oh god

[untold dock]

1 million more in customer cars for tuners t4

[sleek prism]

was it 2,5

[untold dock]

5

[west stirrup]

Did you do exotic exports

[sleek prism]

No

[gray parcel]

the definition of tedium

[sleek prism]

There should be a list of exotics in auto shop?

[gray parcel]

i think that list only appears after you do a contact job that day or something

though the blue dot cars are still in the world

[sleek prism]

ok

[west stirrup]

Is it an invite only session?

[sleek prism]

yes

[cunning python]

for some reason my livery is not on the list

nice, they randomly made a livery discontinued

[west stirrup]

Hmm

[wintry ermine]

Ew, the 8f

[cunning python]

8f cool 🙂

[sleek prism]

no

[west stirrup]

Yes

[tame holly]

you can also call sessanta for it, only thing she is useful for

[sleek prism]

oh, nice (or is it)

[tame holly]

well it kinda is annoying since if you switch sessions it resets the cycle for getting the cars, so you have to get them all in 1 session

[twin drum]

santa isnt real

dont gaslight me

[tame holly]

yes santa isn't real, its sessanta, its very different

[hollow owl]

Ive met the Birthday bunny before

[twin drum]

fix your stutter smh

[sleek prism]

wtf

[twin drum]

simply MUST make the driver wait as long as possible

[tame holly]

could be more unoptimal if you went more on this section

[twin drum]

JUST

[cunning python]

perfection

[tame holly]

perfection

[cunning python]

!!

[tame holly]

same braincell

[twin drum]

wait no

[tame holly]

how to scare a random on fleeca heist

[cunning python]

hey passenger seat gotten into their network yet?

[twin drum]

you should have this done by now!

[hollow owl]

So much un used space

Smh

[silk shuttle]

almost forgor to snap this one time ufo

[sturdy tapir]

[candid veldt]

wtf is this! this isnt my face!

[distant wasp]

it is now

[sleek prism]

are these really different pics or are you reposting every day?

My bad

[past gazelle]

its ok

[sleek prism]

🫂 _ _

[silk shuttle]

[candid veldt]

couldnt help my self, didnt mod my XS to HSW yet... so.

[primal sluice]

fleeca heist's worst nightmare

[sturdy tapir]

Sad oreo

[silk shuttle]

this is so sad alexa post hmmmge

[sturdy tapir]

[silk shuttle]

[untold dock]

any delivery boys?

all my shit is full and i'm lazy

my guy is level 8000 and doesn't even have max stats

[sturdy tapir]

One BILLION?

Alright buddy duplicated cars check is necessary

[sturdy tapir]

ok valid

[candid veldt]

8000

my stats are maxed Im under 700

[candid veldt]

friday

[untold dock]

there's a guy in the session named hydragriefer and he's actually griefing with a hydra

👍

[neon acorn]

Bro played snake in GTA

[twin drum]

that's not ingame

[neon acorn]

?

[cunning python]

get nightclub defend mission, get minigunned by cops outside the nightclub, all my stock is gone

it was 98% full

nice!

[neon acorn]

Oh

just a tip, make sure you find a new session to avoid it

[cunning python]

1.9m gone just like that

[cunning python]

i thought that also wipes

i didnt expect it to take 100% of the stock tho wtf

[neon acorn]

no

[cunning python]

i usuually never let myu nightclub go aobve 1m

i just wanted to do a full sale for once

[neon acorn]

sorry for your loss though

[cunning python]

its okay we sit this one out

[fossil dagger]

gimme that mansion update already

[forest jackal]

are you selling all your cars lol

[fossil dagger]

Good times

[olive sleet]

That's tuff

[fossil dagger]

Uhh noo

[forest jackal]

I haven't seen anyone using a hydra in years lol

[west stirrup]

how do i

[forest jackal]

lol

did you try up n atomizer

[west stirrup]

yEs

[forest jackal]

and

[west stirrup]

Im just destroying the last plen

[west stirrup]

It died a slow death

[forest jackal]

rip

[neon acorn]

How did you even crash in the first place?

[sturdy tapir]

(in game cartel):

[west stirrup]

i got distracted

[sturdy tapir]

Additionally

I have several questions

Firstly how the fuck did it not kaboom

Second

did you just stop flying it MIDAIR

Thirdly how tf u get distracted

[west stirrup]

yes

[west stirrup]

car on desk

[opal rock]

Did you try bob?

[west stirrup]

no

[opal rock]

Noob

[west stirrup]

Mean

[opal rock]

I don’t even know if you could pick it up with it tbf lol

Maybe though

It’s easy to get distracted

[west stirrup]

Noob

[opal rock]

[midnight rover]

I once accidently did orb a plane heading to Cayo

[fossil dagger]

Is anyone here smart

[opal rock]

2 for 1 deal?

Guessing it wasn’t the actual target

[midnight rover]

It was the actual target, but I thought he was selling something not heading to Cayo

[opal rock]

Oh lol

Thought he was just randomly passing over the target at the time

[midnight rover]

Wasted 750k for that

[opal rock]

That would’ve been funny

[sturdy tapir]

YOU WHAT

[neon acorn]

Bro accidentally found a target, held the trigger and kaboom'd a civilian on their way to Cayo perico

[fierce mason]

Shame on that 750k
What a waste of money

[golden sundial]

There's no sell mission that used regular velum

It's always the sea one

[tame holly]

maybe the ceo crates one ? I know the titan is there for big sells and the smaller ones uses another plane but i forgor what it is

thinking about it it might be the cuban

just realized mansion dlc will be the 35th career progress
Every 5 career progress we get an outift from a previous mc and the vc one is missing

[woeful needle]

Someone did that to me chased me with a jet blew up the plane I made sure the tail took out the jet

[woeful needle]

Nah they use Cuban

[woeful needle]

For CEO crates you can get 1 plane smaller warehouse and it’s the Cuban not the velum but that’s the one your thinking of

[vocal geode]

You can’t park it there

It is unwise

[woeful needle]

First thing I thought was “train”

[vocal geode]

Yes he is destroying govt property

Can you believe that ?

[golden sundial]

That is in fact, not what I was thinking of

Turns out it's called Dodo, it looked like the velum so I thought it's a sea velum

[woeful needle]

Ohhh yeah that one for the MC

I saw the description of the titan and immediately thought that

I’ve got 70 of 111 crates

[tame holly]

anyway the best sell mission for ceo crates is 100% the trackify one with the brickade

[woeful needle]

There’s a better one than that actually there’s one where you just drop them off not having to do the find the signal and usually it’s 2-3

[tame holly]

huh, never really grinded ceo crates so either I forgot about this one or never got it

[woeful needle]

Personal favourites 1 Cuban 10 locations

(Sell for small warehouse)

[woeful needle]

Im at 25m made selling ceo crates

[tame holly]

I think I'm at 7M...

don't really want to grind it mainly cuz of the underwater lupe mission

[fossil dagger]

I've been at 320m for ages now

I just want mansions to come already

[woeful needle]

All ceo crate missions

• 3 brickade drop off straight
• 3 brickade locations
• 3 brickade trackify
• 1 Cuban 10 locations (small warehouse)
• 1 titan 10 location (medium warehouse)
• 3 Cuban 15 locations
• 1 titan ambush (large warehouse)
• brickade ambush

[tame holly]

u forgor the tug boat one

(unless they removed it for some reason)

[woeful needle]

Yeah the boats ones

• 3 boats 15 locations
• 1 tugboat

[woeful needle]

I did it 4 times last week

Love that mission

[tame holly]

it is slow but at least its only 1 drop

[woeful needle]

Im almost sad im closing down my warehouses now

I’ve been closing down businesses to relax and unwind

CEO I’ll close down completely once I sell 111 crates

Then only start collecting exotic crates

10m business

[fossil dagger]

Oh man this brings back so many memories. I remember if you had a ps plus subscription rockstar would give you 1m every month

[golden sundial]

They love Sony

[neon acorn]

You should sell 3 crates so it can be 67

[neon acorn]

How long did that stuff last anyway?

[tame holly]

how about 1 for 69 ?

[neon acorn]

that too ig

[plucky burrow]

Isn't the 3 boats a biker mission

[woeful needle]

has for cargo too

[plucky burrow]

Never had it tbh

[lost lily]

3 boat is mc mission

[tame holly]

This is the last plat award I need for t4 and I want to do a contract with random cars for it
In order for the last 5 :

• brioso 300
• nightshade
• brioso R/A
• og banshee
• primo custom

(the requirements were that I didn't own the cars already and that they can be bought online without big issues)

[west stirrup]

Brioso

[tame holly]

yeah for the last 3 i just randomed it just now

I already have the nightshade and brioso 300 tuned and bought

kinda funny how I got 2 hsw cars in a row but I aint complaining

[brisk galleon]

[fossil dagger]

No

[brisk galleon]

yes

[spice inlet]

What would u get after achieving this award

[broken musk]

I see now who is favourited in the eyes of rockstar

[gray parcel]

i love the 25 files challenge tease when you actually need 50 for the award

[spice inlet]

Oh ok.

Btw I just see 4 files in garment factory rn (I recently bought it). Do we get new ones weekly?

[gray parcel]

yeah, and the one bigger pay one you can do once per week

[spice inlet]

Fair, the missions are nice ngl. Garment factory is a good purchase

[gray parcel]

the best part is the app so you can launch missions from wherever

[untold dock]

what is the fucking logic with weapon hotkeys i just don't get it
and everyone else just says there's no problem

it's like i'm actively being gaslit that this is logical and works as intended

[spice inlet]

Yes!!

[gray parcel]

i just wheel everything

i don't like that you have to click to select after hotkeying

[spice inlet]

There are weapon hotkeys???

[untold dock]

that's what i used to do but the weapon wheel feels so unresponsive and crappy now

i'm trying to use hotkeys but it's just so fucking annoying when it pulls out a completely different weapon than i actually wanted

[forest jackal]

I love when my wifi cuts out and every one dissappears

it's like I thanos snapped them out of existence

[spice inlet]

So it happens with everyone...

[forest jackal]

ye

[untold dock]

no it doesn't because i don't use wifi and i have quality ubiquiti router

[spice inlet]

Everytime I'm close to finishing a sale mission, everyone leaves and I don't receive the high demand bonus.

EVERY. FREAKING. TIME.

[forest jackal]

lol

[spice inlet]

You're not on PC otherwise changing DNS to Google or Cloudfare fixes the problem sometimes.

^ someone told me

[forest jackal]

it doesn't happen alot

[spice inlet]

Cool.

Also someone tell me what's that bomb capacity and bunker shooting range thing?

[gray parcel]

you can increase capacity by doing the range challenges, i forget at what points though

i did them all recently

[broken musk]

You do the ones in the bunker

I can hold 30 sticky bombs or smth

[brisk galleon]

i think that was me

[broken musk]

I’ve done all the bunker shooting challenges

[spice inlet]

Yes sir thank you

[untold dock]

it's 5 extra for all types of throwable

[broken musk]

My stats are at a ninja but I’m still a stupid mf

[brisk galleon]

level don’t determine brain 💔🫩

[forest jackal]

lol

[broken musk]

Not my fault there is a stupid corpse in the way of the door (it kinda is my fault but..)

I need cover

Tf is ts

[cunning python]

Cool character BTW

[broken musk]

[cunning python]

Oh didn't realize that but still looks cool

[broken musk]

yes that is who it supposed to be

[forest jackal]

why does he look like will ferrell

[broken musk]

Bc I never got the mask

[forest jackal]

lol

[spice inlet]

How is ur username allowed...

[broken musk]

Probably bc they are prestige I

[cunning python]

How is it not

Bring back gta chat

[spice inlet]

Oh bro has exceptions.

I support the cause though 🤝🏻

[cunning python]

I don't see how it wouldn't be allowed tho?

Or why

[gray parcel]

i want an easter island head mask 🗿

[broken musk]

Moai statue mask?

[cunning python]

[broken musk]

Hmmm… give me my other potus mask and sure

I’m sick of the current one, I need a new one

[gray parcel]

i'm pumpkin masking all month

[broken musk]

I am scary enough without having a mask on

[gray parcel]

i think the mask shoulda been behind the 200 jackos instead of the shirt

[broken musk]

It used to be

The shocker used to be something special too

[forest jackal]

damn deer I was looking at my phone

[broken musk]

If I spend too long looking at my phone while flying the next thing I know I’ll be in a mountain

[spice inlet]

How do u guys export media from PS

[forest jackal]

thru ps app

[spice inlet]

Clean

[broken musk]

I’m on Xbox, but I use an external hard drive

[untold dock]

the one coyote that always runs onto the highway by the onramp next to the prison

so annoying

[untold dock]

npc will run over the coyote and then do that stupid shit where they slam on the brakes and turn into the other lane

[broken musk]

lol I got to eat peyote for one of the pumpkins and was able to maul some LSPD officers it was pretty fun tbh

[forest jackal]

that coyote

[untold dock]

not that one

in the other lane

[spice inlet]

Which car is this yo

[forest jackal]

future shock impaler

[spice inlet]

Thanks, sounds like it isn't listed on any of the websites

[broken musk]

Future shock ZR380 is cooler imo

[forest jackal]

arena war

[broken musk]

They are very expensive and not worth the investment just saying

Don’t buy them unless you have nothing else to buy lol

[untold dock]

@silk shuttle what doing on gta

[forest jackal]

ye

the stock car is 300k and the transformation was 1.3mil

my wifi is dying again

[broken musk]

And that’s not even with the upgrades which cost a lot more if you don’t have the arena war ranks*

[forest jackal]

ye they do

it's like 400k for the boost

[silk shuttle]

[untold dock]

do you want to be a delivery boy

[forest jackal]

finally you wore clothes

[silk shuttle]

depends on what for (of?)

[untold dock]

that's not the answer i was hoping for

[silk shuttle]

i would've said yes if i didn't have some errands at to take care of

[untold dock]

i'm not in a rush

i just don't want to drive 15 garbage trucks alone 😦

[gray parcel]

can you iron mule those trucks

[untold dock]

no

[gray parcel]

i forget

[broken musk]

Illegal contrab- wait, I mean cargo, special cargo.

[forest jackal]

ye im just the newspaper boy officer these newspapers don't have anything illegal in them

[gray parcel]

i wonder if weed will still be a thing we do in gta6

[broken musk]

They ain’t laced with acid officer

[gray parcel]

considering it's practically legal now

[broken musk]

I better still get to smoke it

[golden sundial]

Yeah that was a horrible day for cops

[broken musk]

[gray parcel]

it's been legal in my state snice i think start of '24

[broken musk]

It’s been legal where I live since 2018

[gray parcel]

i've been legally growing for a year 👨‍🌾 good times

[forest jackal]

[broken musk]

That isn’t a trick

If someone gave me cannabis on Halloween I’d probably say fuck yeah you the best

[forest jackal]

all I get is that

[broken musk]

I usually get abused

Abused by a pumpkin

[alpine basin]

Depends on the context of it

Either its a trick (you got spiked) or a treat (willingly did it)

[untold dock]

fucking hell these acid lab resupplies are absolutely insufferable

go to grapeseed 5 times in a row

how about i don't

[broken musk]

You actually do that?

[alpine basin]

Look at Mr. deep pockets here buying his supplies every time

[untold dock]

unfortunately

[forest jackal]

for a achievement prob

[gray parcel]

100 goes pretty quick tbh

[broken musk]

we don’t needa discuss the depth of my pockets

[gray parcel]

you can practically spam them at least

[untold dock]

it does not go pretty quick when i have to reset 5 times for 1 acceptable mission

[broken musk]

But yes I always buy the supplies

[spice inlet]

I get it, they're the I-have-the-fuck-it-all money purchases

[broken musk]

Bc I always make more money than what I spent and don’t loose my sanity doing resupply missions

[gray parcel]

for the tractor one i just muled the supply trailer and then a tractor to ace liquor afterward and it felt faster

[untold dock]

i don't have a working controller right now and i'm so bad at flying on keyboard that that won't be the case

[broken musk]

Nah that would be your 10,000,000 assets

At least arena war vehicles can be used for a new gamemode, those things are just frivolous

[gray parcel]

i'm a master iron muler but on kb i may as well have hooves instead of fingers

[alpine basin]

Its not that bad, surely it can't be

[gray parcel]

it just doesn't connect in my brain at all

[alpine basin]

helicopters are my favorite thing and almost all of my aircraft controls are via numpad for me

[gray parcel]

if pitch and yaw were on wasd i think it might feel better

[alpine basin]

that and Im ass at controller 🙏

[alpine basin]

Whats the main issue for you though, just not like using numpad or do you not have one?

[gray parcel]

i just have zero finesse flying with keys, having axis controls is so much better

mk2 is easy to fly though

[broken musk]

That’s different

[alpine basin]

I feel the same but opposite, can't do controllers or anything for me

[gray parcel]

i'm PCMR all day but vehicles are always better with controller

[broken musk]

Comparing flying the mk2 to a plane is like comparing flying a stick to flying a jumbo bus

[spice inlet]

I see

[gray parcel]

gta is the only game i actively use both kbm and controller

[alpine basin]

Maybe Im just build incorrectly but I love the KBM aspect of driving, flying, walking and swimming around

[spice inlet]

Is driving better on controller or keyboard

[gray parcel]

con for sure

[broken musk]

We prefer the term different over incorrectly

[gray parcel]

i think if gta was less of a direct console part i'd like kbm more

[alpine basin]

you can really drive kbm despite the favoritism though

If you put and waste as many hours as me its lightwork

[gray parcel]

even navigating menus with kbm is awful

[alpine basin]

Ah yes, spamming arrow key 50 times a second just for it to do one single movement

[gray parcel]

i have to press esc like 4 times to get the menu open, or press start once

[alpine basin]

the escape not really my issue, its where you need to scroll over left and right in the menu that gets me, and opening the map itself is sluggish

[broken musk]

Don’t get these

[alpine basin]

the rich get richer

[broken musk]

One is the Luxor deluxe but I am special that I get to have Trump Force One

[alpine basin]

but why red

[tame holly]

I already have the yacht... Most expansive career progress by far

[gray parcel]

i'm approaching 150m, maybe i should buy some dumb shit

[broken musk]

Trump Force One

[spice inlet]

I won't... except the Yatch...

[broken musk]

Also bc I couldn’t get a dual color on it or else I would’ve done black and red

Glitch has been patched now so I can’t fix it

[broken musk]

Save some of it for the mansions DLC

[gray parcel]

i'm running with 50m for most expensive mansion assmption

[broken musk]

Yes but don’t you wanna buy them all

Ima buy them all on day 1 lmao

[gray parcel]

i just finally got a penthouse, still need a yacht

and that's the last thing i need i think

[broken musk]

That fair, owning both the penthouse and yacht create new lines that Franklin says during the dr Dre finales

[alpine basin]

Buy them before they are out :D

[broken musk]

Yes I have already been working on downpayments

[gray parcel]

i need like one more tier 4 after my chop shop/nightclub/bunker finish which are all close

[broken musk]

Or advanced payments to ensure I will get the property

Owning the entirety of Eclipse Towers is still not enough garage space

[gray parcel]

i'm pretty slim on cars, there's not many i actually like to drive

sent classic is my go-to lately

[broken musk]

Bro I have literally no more room for cars but 99% of them I have never really driven

Maybe not 99%.. probably more like 60%

[alpine basin]

I have lots of cars too, but most of them are the same car over and over

[gray parcel]

i got a garage for tier 4 cars, another for podium/prize ride ones, then my personals which is maybe like 10

[broken musk]

Ffs for real.. stupid podium wheel

[alpine basin]

my current largest collection consist of, rapid GT classics of, varying colors

[broken musk]

We needa protest that they include a new garage slot for any future vehicle we win at the podium wheel

[alpine basin]

Ah yes, Let me just add a 53rd car slot to my 2 car garage

[broken musk]

My current largest collection is probably going to consist of either mk2s, mk1s bc rockstar has released a lot of liveries for it recently, or nightsharks lol

[broken musk]

It’s pretty sad that I am dissatisfied when I win the podium vehicle bc I know that I will now have to sell one of my other cars

Some of the cars I don’t mind winning but some of them..

[untold dock]

guessing there's no way to cheese simeon's requests?

max 1 per day is brutal

[gray parcel]

yeah it's a slog and a half

you don't have to wait for his text, just whenever the day rolls over

i would usually hit the casino parking lot and find one

[untold dock]

the day rolls over as in when most daily activities reset?

[gray parcel]

i think it's 24h from your last finished request

[untold dock]

fuck that's even worse

[west stirrup]

Similar to the lucky wheel then

[spice inlet]

Don't tell me you're running out of garage space....

[gray parcel]

SHOW'S OVER CLOOOWN 🗣️

[untold dock]

2 more customer bikes and i can forget those forever

[tame holly]

Dammit i missed the UFO for today, at least this one i can get next monday

[vocal geode]

Hello

[brisk galleon]

[brisk galleon]

bro i’ve seen this pfp so many times in the past 11 years it’s not even funny

i got trolled when i was like 12 he told me he was 12 and to join the vc so i did and it was a grown ass man and he started yelling at me

[vocal geode]

Damn thats crazy

Troma

[brisk galleon]

who even is that

[vocal geode]

Expressionless kid

[brisk galleon]

he’s disturbing asf lwk

[vocal geode]

He is a chill guy

[brisk galleon]

he needs his hairline redone that’s fs

[vocal geode]

[broken musk]

Ofc I am

[fast bridge]

U have all the garages too?

[broken musk]

Yes

[spice inlet]

Damn

[spice inlet]

You filled the 100-car vinewood car garage as well?

[broken musk]

Yes

[untold dock]

was doing executive search for career progress and 2 younglings came looking

they've just been having an intense 1v1 for the past 10 minutes

good entertainment

see if i can get a bit more out of these goofballs with haulage

[forest jackal]

I just ran into 3 godmoders with godmode toreadors

like how sad do you need to be to do that lol

[untold dock]

i wish i'd find anything

nobody is doing anything in pubs other than selling acid or just being goofy

[distant wasp]

im always finding people i pick up in my car or something then we do random shit together

[west stirrup]

Gonna finally do the Exotic Exports

[silent portal]

MENDOZA'S BEEN HIT. MENDOZA'S BEEN FUCKING HIT

[neon acorn]

LMAO

[vocal geode]

He just wanted to do some freestyle

Figured he’d enjoy it

[alpine basin]

a free million because they made another mistake (again x5)
didn't get the rewards I was supposed to so they gave me extra stuff + a million dollars

[forest jackal]

I've failed to sell any acid yesterday

I've fallen off

[forest jackal]

w maxwell

[tame holly]

Don't forget to get the 2 ufos today, there is the 50k one and both wont come back

[forest jackal]

I didn't get any

[tame holly]

welp u wont be able to get all the rewards, one of them already wont appear again

[neon acorn]

nice

I lost the Bigfoot outfit during the event even though I got it and had it saved but I never thought of complaining to rockstar about it

At least I've got the snow yeti

[brisk galleon]

well u got one day left, i failed to sell any yesterday too

[vocal geode]

What do you mean ?

[brisk galleon]

thursday update

[vocal geode]

Oh

[brisk galleon]

yes 2x acid

i wonder what’s gonna be 2x tomorrow

[vocal geode]

[brisk galleon]

hopefully it’s nightclub

[vocal geode]

[tame holly]

I'm calling it rn, it will be ulp missions

[brisk galleon]

i’d uninstall the game

[tame holly]

tbf since its regular contact missions it might be x3

[brisk galleon]

hopefully

then maybe i’ll finally be able to grind rp

i’ve been level 120s for what feels like months

[tame holly]

well for me its an excuse to finish 2 t4 in one week (fib files and ulp missions)

tbf I would have done the t4 on simeon's mission if the rv didn't bugged 5 times for accuracy

even when I shot 0 bullets and used the iron mule for it, it wouldn't count

[brisk galleon]

t4 as in career progress challenges?

[tame holly]

yes

[brisk galleon]

if i had time i’d do career progress as i’ve been playing the game since like 2017 switching from acc to acc so i feel like id be able to do them somewhat easily

[tame holly]

cluckin bell is really ez, the only tricky one is the speedrun challenge

[brisk galleon]

i got pretty far in doomsday cmm until my friend fucked it up while i was afk for a split second and i didn’t have time to force close

[tame holly]

when I attempted cmm4 like 2 years ago, reseting it still didn't reset the challenge

one of the main reason I prob wont be going for doomsday tier4 since u need to do some cmm for the awards

[brisk galleon]

you have to force close really fast like a split second after someone dies it’s super annoying

[short lotus]

do you guys think the mansion would cost beyond 20 million?

[brisk galleon]

who knows

[short lotus]

[tame holly]

John rockstar

[short lotus]

cmm requires us not to die right
failing doesn't reset it?

[rancid parcel]

each heist in order, hard mode and no Players dies

[short lotus]

sounds hard especially when some randos decide to smack us with chopper blade

[tame holly]

Its with the same team for all heists

So no randos

[short lotus]

oh right
unless ur friend decided to troll you

so which is harder for you guys
doomsday or original heist?

[tame holly]

Doomsday by a mile

It has less missions but they are way harder than og

[short lotus]

most player now are heavily armed nowadays
so og are pretty much a breeze

[lost lily]

angry randoms

i crashed it on purpose so they can enjoy this mission cuz they were still in the dinghy

[fast bridge]

What’s yalls bets on the event week news today?

[fast bridge]

Doomsday CMM’s a tad bit harder

[west stirrup]

Peyote plants and Arena War bonuses

Or agents of sabotage

[sleek prism]

This or vehicle warehouse

[fast bridge]

My guess is Peyote Plants on a bonus
Condemned on 2X (4X for GTA+)
2X on Hangar Sales

I know I’m getting at least 1 right

[west stirrup]

Good call

I really hope peyote plants are 2x for RP

[rancid parcel]

4.5 maniacs jumping a single jet

[lost lily]

they were decent at flying

[forest jackal]

German anger

[vocal geode]

I do

[broken musk]

Lowkey wanna switch my hangar now just so I can have some fun with zancudo

[tame holly]

i literally picked zancudo as the hangar just so I don't have to deal with the cops when going through there

[broken musk]

Yes but this is funny

I also have zancudo so I don’t have to deal with the cops or military when flying over their airspace but..

[sturdy tapir]

Literally unplayable

🥀

[broken musk]

Idk about that..

[tame holly]

low fps death animation/10

[broken musk]

The ytber used slow mode I can tell

[rancid parcel]

Zancudo was always better than LSIA

[broken musk]

I guess I can have fun on my other account, I don’t have the zancudo hangar on there

[spice inlet]

I badly want to buy a zancudo hangar fr

But I'll get an Oppressor first

[lost lily]

[rancid parcel]

[untold dock]

last mc sale hopefully ever

get what you deserve, stupid fucking cunt

[lost lily]

Lucky u didn't get the place down sticky animation

[broken musk]

Relatable 1000%, just call merryweather and send an airstrike on it

[sleek prism]

how is your lowriders progress?

[untold dock]

everything done

[sleek prism]

very nice

[untold dock]

how about you

[sleek prism]

nothing changed, 1/8 or 2/8 done

Tier 3, never touched 8th mission, my group stopped early

[untold dock]

i can help with the 2p ones but i still can't host them from the job list

i think i need to play through everything

[spice inlet]

What will you get after completing these

[sleek prism]

just clothes but when you have enough Tier 4s done, you get outfits of Franklin, Michael, Trevor, CJ and Claude or smth like that

[untold dock]

benny's hoodie

but it isn't about the rewards, it's about seeing that bar filled up

[sleek prism]

I can host them, do you have time now?

[untold dock]

yea but i kinda want to be able to host them myself

[sleek prism]

Yeah, weird you cant after completing it

[tame holly]

the true completionist experience

[sleek prism]

stupid there isnt "Lowriders - Slow and Low"

like this

[gray parcel]

lowriders was like day one content, guessing that's why they aren't categorized

[untold dock]

it was added in like 2016 no?

after heists at least

[sleek prism]

2015

[gray parcel]

i always thought lowriders and the simeon stuff were first but i don't remember

i have like a seven year gap in my gtao career

[untold dock]

mikko i invited you to the thing

[silk shuttle]

[lost lily]

Flexing 3B and space docker

[untold dock]

oop

i forgot about that dude

i haven't done this as ground

[sleek prism]

yea, not a long ago but still feels I forgot smth :D

[untold dock]

you can just chill

[sleek prism]

to keep acc 100% right

[untold dock]

yea and damage

i had to snack a bit to not die

did you get anything

[sleek prism]

interesting

I didnt get snack thing

[untold dock]

yeah because i used snacks

it's for the whole team

[sleek prism]

ohh

ok

It's a G Thing is the only one I have all ticks

[untold dock]

point and shoot is easy too

another one you can just chill on

[sleek prism]

Damn that was close, I killed one guy on the roof

Didnt know white dots are enemies

[untold dock]

did you not get the snack one?

i didn't use snacks

i don't think i did at least

[sleek prism]

I had it alr

[untold dock]

oh

well the last 2 i need to host are 4p

[sleek prism]

can we do slow and low

[untold dock]

yeah

[sleek prism]

iirc I need to go between containers

[untold dock]

that's the spot that worked for me, there's also a blue container next to the little bridge thing

there's a good spot too

[sleek prism]

ok

[untold dock]

i can't host so you invite

[sleek prism]

argh

[untold dock]

i think it's better to go different ways

[sleek prism]

yea

[untold dock]

otherwise you get fucked by the cops on me

[sleek prism]

no shit, spawned next to me

[untold dock]

fuck me this car is so bad

and i have no controller so no throttle control

had to quickly turn around but there's just no get go

yea i just can't turn around quick enough

awful

[sleek prism]

wanna try another car?

[untold dock]

the faction is miles better

[sleek prism]

this car really sucks

[untold dock]

could've given us anything else

buccaneer, sabre turbo, way better

[sleek prism]

yeah

cant even hide

[untold dock]

don't use the hydraulics

it makes you even slower

[sleek prism]

oh ok

[untold dock]

swap back?

[sleek prism]

sure

[untold dock]

do you have proxy mines btw?

[sleek prism]

yeah

can I use them in this one?

[untold dock]

yep you can just wait before delivering the car and put them where the enemies spawn

i think the meta with the voodoo is to just not go fast

if you have to turn around it ain't happening