gta-online-mk2

[forest jackal]

it's acid time

[autumn epoch]

which paint job would look the best on this car?

[forest jackal]

I think the game is not gonna load

[forest jackal]

black

[autumn epoch]

yeah it does look good

[forest jackal]

no comment

[autumn epoch]

but thats just my opinion and my opinion can differ from yours

how would you change it? no like seriously

[forest jackal]

I just don't like the bumper

[autumn epoch]

the front splitter or the bumper?

[forest jackal]

splitter ye

[autumn epoch]

does this front end look better?

[forest jackal]

no

[autumn epoch]

so the splitter goes then

[forest jackal]

idk it's your car

do what you want

[autumn epoch]

[tame holly]

sry lester, but act3 is one of the hardest missions in the game

(I think its for act3 finale)

[autumn epoch]

its for the entirety of act3

[untold dock]

act 3 finale is not hard

[tame holly]

tbf most of the setups for it sucks so fair (mainly thinking of ulp escort and khanjali)

khanjali is ez but damn its boring to drive a tank halfway through the map

[autumn epoch]

the problem here is that i havent even started act3

[untold dock]

well let's do it

[hollow owl]

Now it is, not when you pinged it wasn't

[forest jackal]

hehe

[tame holly]

Can't wait for mutt to send me to the top of a parking garage for the Xth time and him being surprised that it's a cop ambush

[hollow owl]

Apparently from YT comments (ik I shouldnt trust them) ppl r saying its Apparently capped at 900k for acid

[forest jackal]

plus the boost or

[tame holly]

doubt, iirc I got 1M+ from acid lab sells last time it was doubled

[hollow owl]

The daily boost doesnt boost sell value, it boosts production speed

Which is why when I say every 3-4hrs, it takes 3hrs with the boost

And 4 without

[forest jackal]

I meant the public lobby money boost

[hollow owl]

Actually 3

I saw that Valkyrie

[tame holly]

I find it funny that last week it was the worst passive buisness and now its the best one by far

that got x2 money

[hollow owl]

"And 1s to destroy"

Its 3

[rancid parcel]

Only a griefer knows this information

[hollow owl]

Only Hao knows this

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Maibatsu Manchez Scout C | ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀᴄʏᴄʟᴇ

This vehicle was added on December 13, 2022. Acquire it from Misc.

Prerequisite: Brickade 6x6 ($1,450,000)
IRL Counterpart: Armstrong MT500, Kawasaki KLR 250

Basic Info

$0 (Comes with Brickade 6x6)
175 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 1 (Rider)
Resists 3 missiles

Performance

1:06.133 Lap Time
137.75 mph Top Speed

manchez3 • Data from GTACars.net

[tame holly]

its 3 cuz its how long it takes for the orb to charge duh

[hollow owl]

[tame holly]

(I don't have the orb btw)

[forest jackal]

same

[tame holly]

Damn the prize ride is great, S tier for sedans

[forest jackal]

what is it

[tame holly]

Chavos V6

[forest jackal]

is that the Chevy caprice

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Dinka Chavos V6 | sᴇᴅᴀɴ

This vehicle was added on December 10, 2024. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos.

Prerequisite To: Chavos V6 (Drift) (Upgrade price: +$200,000)
IRL Counterpart: Ninth generation Honda Accord

Basic Info

$1,420,000
1,430 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_s: in Sedans
1:04.564 Lap Time
115.5 mph Top Speed

1/2 chavosv6 • Data from GTACars.net

[forest jackal]

honda

[tame holly]

the gta news bot is late

[hollow owl]

When is it ever on time

[tame holly]

not often, but its way easier to check from here than the gta online reddit

[hollow owl]

1 month ago, the bot released the update 2hrs after the update was out

[tame holly]

bruh

[forest jackal]

I'm waiting on my acid rn

[forest jackal]

pov you got a female character in gtao

[tame holly]

ah edgy teens (I srs hope its not adults doing this)

[autumn epoch]

its weird to me how like 1-2 people have female characters in the weekly crew sell sessions and maybe this is the reason why

[tame holly]

probably, there are always weirdo online and with gta being massive, you are bound to find some

[alpine basin]

peak gameplay

[forest jackal]

ye you get messages like this alot

[autumn epoch]

[hollow owl]

Should've seen the messages I was getting yesterday

[tame holly]

least cringe modded cars fan :

[hollow owl]

Mines yesterday were "hi baby :)"

I was in a male character

[alpine basin]

win win

[hollow owl]

What do I gain from that

[alpine basin]

you'll never know

[tame holly]

sexual harassment experience ofc

[hollow owl]

"Are you gay, let's be gay together" is what was right after i responded with ?

All I was doing was waiting for quick join to gib me a doomsday to join

[tame holly]

I am honestly not surprised that gta has a lot of weirdoes, with how big it is you will find one

[forest jackal]

bro left

[forest jackal]

lol

and that's why i wear a mask

[sturdy tapir]

[autumn epoch]

we need :hmmmge: in this server

[sturdy tapir]

[forest jackal]

if you arleady had acid in your lab it doesn't double it

@hollow owl

[untold dock]

anyone want to host last dose so i can get the back it up 2 award?

[fleet sluice]

no

[hollow owl]

Probably just visual

Iirc, it did that when it was bunker 2x

[forest jackal]

nope

[brittle hatch]

You're the crazy one running on the middle of the highway with a firearm

[forest jackal]

that's why you shouldn't hit me

[forest jackal]

I sold it at normal price

[hollow owl]

And still got the 1x payout?

[forest jackal]

ye

[hollow owl]

L

[forest jackal]

fr

it wasn't even full like I maxed it today

now it's working

[hollow owl]

[forest jackal]

I'm at the start of the 4th bar and got 457k value

[loud pebble]

I like girl lol

[untold dock]

why is every payphone hit this garbage motel one

yeah i love waiting 3 minutes doing nothing!!!

[hollow owl]

1,055,740 every 3-4hrs (3 hours if you have the daily production speed boost on and 4hrs if you don't) with equipment upgrade, product name changed and High Demand Bonus (20+ players needed)

[forest jackal]

this is a very friendly lobby

[lost lily]

It's 985k cuz cockstar capped the bonus to 16 players cuz of the cap

[tame holly]

got 8/9 ghosts on this night, missed the one in el burro (cuz an idiot on a mk2 chased me)

[hollow owl]

Bro i fucking hate how I cant send a 5 min+ video to someone on ps but when I try trim it, it doesn't save

Now i have to upload it to my YT on private and either download it if I can or screen record my own vid

[forest jackal]

ima sell the acid in this lobby

nvm

[fast bridge]

Were u in the same lobby before the event change?

[forest jackal]

no

[tame holly]

a noob just tried to kill on a mk2, it was stock

[hollow owl]

The HSW TT was crazy, I did brake boost, went slightly airborne, hit the grass so I spun out a bit, clipped the guard railing, went flying and landed on my wheels facing the right way and did it

[forest jackal]

skillz

[frank jay]

first image is your car throwing it's back out

[forest jackal]

how much cash you got

[hollow owl]

7 mill

[forest jackal]

I got 14

[untold dock]

can i get a session with more than like 8 people

need to sell acid

[fast bridge]

What’s in the Event cargo

[hollow owl]

Nth, but u do get smth for collecting 1 cargo this week

Forgot what it was

[untold dock]

god this game is fucking trash

finallly got a session with more than 20 people where i can register as ceo and i get blackscreened entering my acid lab

[forest jackal]

11

[forest jackal]

ye i saw it

is that why the whole lobby was attacking it

[untold dock]

multiple what seem like oppressor griefers

should i sell

[forest jackal]

ofc

[fast bridge]

Orange vintage witch mask

[forest jackal]

I had a bodyguard while selling mine

[gray parcel]

just be ready to kill your gtav process in task manager if you start getting fucked with

[forest jackal]

mutt ain't answering the phone must've had a overdose

love when the game softlocks

[untold dock]

some guy came after me but he fucked off after getting hosed with a minigun

not bad

[gray parcel]

wish i wasn't out of town for bunker week

[untold dock]

i wouldn't want to be selling bunker in full sesh

unless doing 1 vehicle sales but that's so much effort

[gray parcel]

i always solo bunker

pub sesh bonus doesn't apply to tier 4 totals either so i don't really care

soon

[untold dock]

wtf i'm actually getting cars in my auto shop now

[fast bridge]

You never made 25M with bunker?

[forest jackal]

2 softlocks in a row

wow

[gray parcel]

no

[fast bridge]

So yes then

[hollow owl]

20% with elite let's go

Actual people who know Doomsday aswell

[fast bridge]

I joined a Pac earlier and told the host to give me 0%. He said “You’ll take what I give you”. He gave himself 10% and everyone 30%

[untold dock]

based

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl acid at 78%

did you sell yours

[hollow owl]

Not yet

[forest jackal]

lol

[hollow owl]

I will check after I have done hooovering

[fast bridge]

Based on pacific standard heist yeah

[untold dock]

oh yeah is mctony available this week

apparently i've never gotten all challenges for it

only thing remaining for chop shop t4

it is not

[hollow owl]

Acid nearly done

[forest jackal]

do you not have boost?

[hollow owl]

I do

[daring bobcat]

just waiting for jay noris

[forest jackal]

nvm im dumb

[tame holly]

got all the ghosts and the ufo, ufo took me 3 tries cuz randoms where standing below it blocking its spawn
Thankfully on the 3rd try when I switched session and tp'd to paleto the ufo was there

[untold dock]

wow rockstar patched doomsday setup buying

[lost lily]

was there like a hotfix. didn't it work like few days ago

[daring bobcat]

spookie!

[fast bridge]

There’s a new way

[fast bridge]

No invite only?

[tame holly]

I tried the first time a player blocked it, it didn't spawn

I play public cuz its more fun

[gray parcel]

who the fuck came up with this

[tame holly]

Rockstar finding ways to make slow big vehicle even easier to grief

[fast bridge]

It’s realistic

[untold dock]

and what might that be

[daring bobcat]

made it to $70 mil

[golden sundial]

Does anyone have a list of missions where you can call Lester to lose the cops?

[untold dock]

no

[golden sundial]

[tame holly]

all missions post casino heist can't as well as some in casino heist not all of them tho

[forest jackal]

30mil more

Just 120+h of acid sell mission

[golden sundial]

So post casino heist is a no and anything before that is a yes?

[tame holly]

yes

Some casino heist missions allow you to use lester others don't

[lost lily]

for casino heist, request a job from lester before starting setups then launch the job and back out to lose the cops

[fierce mason]

Hmm what is today
Heard it was something good

[tame holly]

just acid lab x2

[fierce mason]

2x acid sale?
Why the hell is it when i delete gta, rockstar decided to announce something thats actually pretty good

[untold dock]

well why do you delete gta

[fierce mason]

to play red dead 2

[untold dock]

skull

[fierce mason]

and i dont have a lot of storage so i either delete red dead 2 or keep gta 5

[untold dock]

or you know, get more storage?

[fierce mason]

I rather not spend money on additional stuff
Besides, i am plannin to buy a lot better laptop than this thing to actually play games in

[untold dock]

so then you put that storage in the new laptop

[gray parcel]

i'm a storage enjoyer

[untold dock]

i need another ssd but prices are too high

[gray parcel]

gta6 gonna be like 300g

[hollow owl]

9.3 mill pog

[west stirrup]

Gram?

[forest jackal]

da acid

[vocal geode]

Bro

[vocal geode]

B was left

[untold dock]

what the fridge

i got kicked for being idle despite having w&s held down

does that not work or did ahk just lose the keyboard hook

[gray parcel]

was V not the focus window

i’ll get that sometimes

[untold dock]

it was

[gray parcel]

wish i could make a script that worked even in the background

i had one like that for classic WoW but I don’t think V is capable

[untold dock]

you can send inputs to a specific window

ion rember if gta works with it

most input methods don't work

it's pretty annoying that ahk just loses the keyboard hook for whatever reason now

never happened before battleye

[gray parcel]

my V script is specific to the V window but still needs to be the focus window

[forest jackal]

I'm so bored I asked Ai to tell me what this bottle of sum in the acid lab says

This text is just a whole pile of
comedy cash, which makes no big sense or bears no relevance
to anything. Neither will logic and sanity tolerate it.
Registered Trademark.
All rights reserved.

[fossil dagger]

[dreamy flicker]

how the fuck did you use 11 terabytes bro i have 3 on my xbox and a ridiculous amount of games with 800 gigs to spare

[untold dock]

porn

[fossil dagger]

3?

How

[dreamy flicker]

external and internal

[fossil dagger]

i got 512gb 😭

[dreamy flicker]

i have an external harddrive and internal game card

[fossil dagger]

How much it cost

[dreamy flicker]

like 90 each

[golden sundial]

Tf is a game card

[gray parcel]

i've been torrenting media since the late 00s and have never lost anything

[dreamy flicker]

on the new xboxs theres a slot for a storage game card

[gray parcel]

i should probably set up a nas server already

[fossil dagger]

Can i have it on my series s or nah

[dreamy flicker]

i cant run optimized games on the external hard drive but the internal has enough for those

[west stirrup]

Are there 2 event cargo rewards available this week:?

[dreamy flicker]

thats what i have

seagate external and internal

[fossil dagger]

This

[dreamy flicker]

i have the one terabyte but yea

plugs right into a usb port

[gray parcel]

how is the series s overall

i might get a cheap one for 6 until pc happens

[fossil dagger]

good

very good so far

I've had it for like a year now

just something that sucks is it comes with 512gb

[dreamy flicker]

ong

[west stirrup]

Theres only 2 adv modes up now

[hollow owl]

Why do low levels do Doomsday istg

Its like im babysitting

[rancid parcel]

It's your job

And you even get paid for it

[naive zenith]

When does the Halloween weather usually come? Still not seeing the weather

Basic weather in Halloween month would be lame

[hollow owl]

Its not and I dont

[tame holly]

WHEN GREEN SKY R*

[hollow owl]

They probably wont add it as ppl probably didnt like it

Maybe they will when more UFOs spawn in

[tame holly]

and yet they put snow every year despite people who only uses the mk2 complaining that they can't drive

[hollow owl]

Ngl, id rather snow that Halloween weather

[tame holly]

I missed last halloween, never got the halloween weather apart from that one transform race

[dreamy flicker]

everyone was complaining about the halloween filter cus it looked terrible and bad on the eyes

lowkey i stopped for a month playing because i couldnt stand it

snow is mandatory!!

[gray parcel]

Halloween should be spooky autumn weather not weird alien thing

[dreamy flicker]

orange yellow red leaves on trees would look cool

[brittle hatch]

then when snow will be here you'll complain about it also adding fog and that you can't fly and that the road are slippery

[naive zenith]

Maybe add an option to toggle it then?

Nice things shouldn't be held back because of whiny bitches

[hollow owl]

This is R* we are talkng about

[gray parcel]

mansions are gonna come with a $20m weather control machine to choose our own weather for lobbies

[tame holly]

Well if you are in my lobby, the weather will be slightly cold

[fast bridge]

That’s usually the last week

[gray parcel]

heavy fog silent hill mode for everyone

that would be a better facility thing

that’s the one property i literally never visit

[untold dock]

how often do the security contracts refresh

[west stirrup]

3min

Are you in fact doing them for Career progress

[untold dock]

yes

[daring bobcat]

already done that one tier 4

[untold dock]

and it's definitely not 3 minutes because i've been here for at least 10 and they haven't changed

[daring bobcat]

the monkey rescue mission is the worst

and guard the creates ffor 10 mins

[untold dock]

i went to main menu and back online and they refreshed

guess i'll just do that whenever there's nothing specialist

[dreamy flicker]

but i can fly and the roads are slippery but it looks cool

[gray parcel]

we should get a snow tire option for christmas time

[dreamy flicker]

off road tires 🔥

[hollow owl]

My drift cars will all go into storage when its winter

[candid veldt]

real nice job...waiting 2 hours game time for ufo... then getting too close 🙁

[silk shuttle]

pepeg

tomorrow's one is a one time location, don't forget to snap that one

[silk shuttle]

you should be at least an expanded radar's worth of distance away from it

which is overkill but it's enough to be safe about it

[untold dock]

moments before disaster

[west stirrup]

Are those... randoms?

[untold dock]

no they are not

[west stirrup]

Oh

I assumed so because of the icons

[untold dock]

randoms would never jump out of a midair vigilante

[lament frigate]

Are you sure about that

[hollow owl]

Assuming your doing CMM

As u can just die, quick restart and u all TP there

[untold dock]

we don't do non-elite heists

[hollow owl]

Fair

[west stirrup]

Why does CBFR feel so much quicker than OGFA

[rancid parcel]

Because it is quicker

[west stirrup]

hmm

[forest jackal]

bruh the first ghost didn't spawn

I was like 3 blocks away

[forest jackal]

wake up it's acid time

[sleek prism]

Are those adversary modes shit

Doable with a friend?

[alpine basin]

I like the slasher but its way to confined

Ill be helping people maybe sometime later before the crew event for people who want the weekly done

[sleek prism]

I might try to do it soon, cant participate in a crew event today :/

Btw, everyone who wants to get Rapid GT Classic, go to lscm and buy it

[forest jackal]

can't drive my mk1 in peace

[forest jackal]

I love when my acid lab doesn't let me in

[hollow owl]

7:47am

[forest jackal]

it's always acid time

it was almost 10 here don't drool me

[sleek prism]

oh right

acid double

Mutt, we need to cook

[forest jackal]

it says steal the event cargo but there's no cargo

[rancid parcel]

They're on ghost org

[forest jackal]

nobody has it

[sleek prism]

red valkyrie 👀

[forest jackal]

I think it's bugged

bruh

[hollow owl]

[forest jackal]

I de bugged it

[hollow owl]

Ive found out that i cant go afk on my ps at night

As if I turn off my TV, the ps also turns off

[forest jackal]

there's a setting for that

@hollow owl

another successful acid lab sale

[hollow owl]

Sybau

[forest jackal]

[hollow owl]

Why u sad

I said smth nice

Do u not know what sybau means

[forest jackal]

no

I do

[hollow owl]

What then

[forest jackal]

shut yo bitch ass up

[hollow owl]

No

Stay young, beautiful and unique

[forest jackal]

I'm gonna find you

I'm gonna brrrrrrrr you

[hollow owl]

Your b11 will bonk a pole

And dance around it

[forest jackal]

no

anyways

[hollow owl]

I hit 10 mill yesterday

I havent hit that in months

[forest jackal]

if you turn that setting off it shouldn't do that

if it still does turn the main setting off

[forest jackal]

I bought new car

[hollow owl]

Im going to bomb it

[forest jackal]

and the b11

I got 11 mil rn

[forest jackal]

no

[gray meteor]

Broke!

[sleek prism]

@keen leaf have you done weekly challenge yet?

[hollow owl]

Level 10

[sleek prism]

god damn

[untold dock]

whar

[sleek prism]

war

[forest jackal]

these npcs

[alpine basin]

Drives a car recklessly fast > npc's fault

[sleek prism]

I did it with Rapid GT Classic, time 1.18.xx

[forest jackal]

bro went into oncoming lines

at a red light

[sleek prism]

and after completing it, a clown spawned at the end of street. Tried to kill him with fists but he stabbed me to death

[forest jackal]

ima retry it rn

[alpine basin]

maybe hes just got a vendetta, he doesn't watch out for traffic, traffic watches out for him

[sleek prism]

@forest jackal did you do hsw tt yet

[forest jackal]

I did 1:14

earlier

[forest jackal]

I don't have that

[sleek prism]

what you mean

[forest jackal]

I thought you meant the car

[sleek prism]

No, time trial

[sleek prism]

stinger?

[green fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/lucas7yoshi_rs/status/1978953507001471270

Lucas7yoshi_RS - Lucas7yoshi, but rockstar (@Lucas7yoshi_RS)

Quick rundown of the upcoming Mansions:
︀︀- 3 teaser missions coming sometime soon.
︀︀- Completing the missions will unlock a discount.
︀︀- In world teasers in the form of 2 construction sites.
︀︀- Valentina, a character in the intro cutscene mentioning real estate is probably involved.

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FxTwitter · Oct 16, 2025, 10:37 PM

[tame holly]

Oooh property trade price, that's a first

[hollow owl]

I got 1:30:xxxx, could've been maybe 1:25 or smth

But i used the GTS

[tame holly]

I really want to get all hsw cars so that each week i do it with the featured one at lscm

[sleek prism]

Nice idea

[sleek prism]

Surprisingly easy route this time

[hollow owl]

All im gnna say for this TT

I hate gta grass

[tame holly]

It is pretty much a straight line

[hollow owl]

Why does it pull me

[tame holly]

The bush exiting the highway ?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[sleek prism]

ahh.. chiliad tt.. fuckin ass because bushes does full brake

and turns your car

[tame holly]

There are vehicles immune to bushes, too bad most of them are slow as shit

[hollow owl]

My HSW TT i did a kick flip going forward as i hit the barrier existing the left ramp but landed on my feet

[sleek prism]

atleast all off-road cars

[tame holly]

Holy shit the la coureuse is immune to bushes

Just checked

[sleek prism]

dayumn

[forest jackal]

ye i did

with the la courese

[untold dock]

i got 0:57 on the regular tt

might try it with hsw

[forest jackal]

I did 1:08

with the courese

I did hit a car

the problem with this car is when you hit a person it does a wheelie

[forest jackal]

they didn't like that my car was yellow

[lament frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1167826816963203192/ad1bf694-2e5c-42c1-8b1d-761ecb8d1bf3.mov?ex=68f2f63a&is=68f1a4ba&hm=572724a8a1b09d1b66f5e908173b88335d0230c336796aeb629f1e6748af5dd6&

a bit under 2 years ago

[forest jackal]

hm

[forest jackal]

I've sold 3 times

I have 1 almost ready

mutt be sweating

[forest jackal]

not my sleep

[hollow owl]

Mutt has got wind?

[forest jackal]

he hasn't slept in 2 days

I got him working overtime

[tame holly]

true, we are criminals after all, gotta make our employees work 24/7

[forest jackal]

fr

we have like so many murder charges

[hollow owl]

Mutt gets to rest when I am not online

[broken musk]

121,835 and counting for me

[forest jackal]

do you see that in the stats thing

[broken musk]

Yes

[forest jackal]

I got a low lvl calling mercenaries on me

[broken musk]

I am going to be tried at the International Criminal Court

[forest jackal]

and a bounty

[west stirrup]

[forest jackal]

I'll save you

[broken musk]

Ok good luck, every single nation has issued a warrant for my arrest lmao

[hollow owl]

Time to sell acid

[forest jackal]

hehe

[broken musk]

Another reason why I want to buy an island

[forest jackal]

I got 59k

[broken musk]

Rubio would probably be tried at the same court as me but he stays on his island in a state of psychosis so he is good

[forest jackal]

I've shot 648,525 times lol

and 190,377 hit

[hollow owl]

I have 1 kill with musket, 1 hesdshot and 1 death

[broken musk]

Idek I’m pretty sure I’ve done 1M+ shots atp

[hollow owl]

1 KD

[forest jackal]

I've changed 2 accs

this one from 2019

[broken musk]

I have 139 kills with musket

[forest jackal]

I've been banned from ps3 couple times

lol

[broken musk]

[forest jackal]

too many money drops lol

I was lvl 8000 multiple times

average ps3 online session

[hollow owl]

Nvm cant sell

Not even 5% full

[forest jackal]

lol

[broken musk]

That’s why u got banned

[forest jackal]

Mines at 90

[west stirrup]

Filthy cheater

[broken musk]

Rockstar wouldn’t dare touch my 2 billion dollars

[forest jackal]

no no

[west stirrup]

Yess

[forest jackal]

modders would do that

[west stirrup]

So ur a filthy modder

[forest jackal]

go sleep

[west stirrup]

Ok

[broken musk]

Ok mom

[plucky burrow]

Is your mom in the server?

[alpine basin]

the odds are low but never zero

[plucky burrow]

[broken musk]

[forest jackal]

don't forget to turn the boost on

totally didn't do that earlier

[hollow owl]

I did

[west stirrup]

Is that production boost for a whole day?

[forest jackal]

there's a jet trying to destroy my acid lab

[west stirrup]

Throw acid onb it

[forest jackal]

there's like 5 jets

there was a event cargo near the military base

[hollow owl]

3hrs

[hollow owl]

Yeah, steal a alien part and deliver it to that alien guy and u get a reward or smth

Otega or smth

[forest jackal]

ye

the alien mf

[gray parcel]

don't forget to ur 👽 today

[tame holly]

it is at the lightouse near grapeseed/humane labs

[hollow owl]

I was so close to matching this, NPC luck obviously and I finished with 1:10:562

I do not like the La Courese

[tame holly]

just have to pray that idiots don't stay under it and block its spawn

[gray parcel]

yea i just inv only to be safe

it's fun when everyone gathers in a pub for it though

[tame holly]

fair it likes to oversteer at low speed, its really good for high speed corners tho

[gray parcel]

also dropping this in here because why not

[tame holly]

I had it happen 3 times yesterday, managed to get it in an invite only when 3rd time happened, thank u limo service for tp to paleto

[forest jackal]

it's acid sell timeeee

[gray parcel]

limo is nice but i really wish the garment fac subway thing had a paleto stop

[west stirrup]

Someone just dropped a folder near me

[forest jackal]

it sent me to damn grapeseed

but it was successful

[west stirrup]

[hollow owl]

I took ufo pic and made it disappear

I am good hooman

[forest jackal]

emm

[tame holly]

why u bombing your own building ?

[forest jackal]

unfortunately my tank is not in here

[forest jackal]

why can i even use them

[tame holly]

cuz gta code is schizophrenic and is for some reason thinking you are outside

[untold dock]

why is the deludamol depot acid resupply just broken

when i pick up the delivery schedule the vans don't show up and i'm just softlocked

[sleek prism]

"Go to Deludamol Depot"
See distance 6mi and change session

[daring bobcat]

hello everyone!

[sleek prism]

Hi

[tame holly]

that's me when I get the o neil farm one

[sleek prism]

What car you used

[untold dock]

lm87

[tame holly]

I don't want to drive a tractor from there to trevor's meth lab

[gray parcel]

the only acid resupply i had issue with was the tractor one sometimes

[untold dock]

5th time trying and now it worked

[sleek prism]

I need 50 more resupplies

[gray parcel]

there's only two that spawn so if you blow them up you're kinda donezo unless you happen to find another npc one around

[untold dock]

oh there's one to drive the mule from grapeseed to the freakshop

whoever came up with this shit must've had a good time

[forest jackal]

I got timed out for saying I tped there

lol

[untold dock]

i think this is going in the ocean

[forest jackal]

Just buy the supplies

[tame holly]

career progress requiring u to do 100 :

[forest jackal]

oh

[hollow owl]

I have 918,883 shots and 287,035 hit

31% accurate

[rancid parcel]

Yeah use melee ty

[hollow owl]

No

[golden sundial]

If you are missing more than you're hitting, that's probably not good

[hollow owl]

My kbm aiming will be better

[fast bridge]

Mine is 4,418,295 and 18.22%

[plucky burrow]

Join PCMR

[hollow owl]

Whats that

[plucky burrow]

Personal Computer Master Race

[golden sundial]

What if the computer isn't personal

[hollow owl]

My computer isnt on a personal level with me yet

[forest jackal]

does anyone know if using the credits to not get afk kicked stops acid getting filled

[hollow owl]

Idk

I look away from my acid lab for 5 minutes and I look back at my mini map to a lvl 29 driving me to the top of the map

[rancid parcel]

What a legend

I should learn from them

[hollow owl]

Not a legend and idk how he managed when it was set to crew & friends cab access only

[rancid parcel]

Hence why hes a legend

[hollow owl]

Your gnna become a myth in a second

[rancid parcel]

I already am

Even the server moderator don't even know who I am

Clearly im not real

[hollow owl]

I sorry

I forget who ppl are once they have certain role colour or username for ages

I will go sell acid now

[golden sundial]

There's no hook restrictions tho

[untold dock]

another batch of acid sold

public sessions have been surprisingly chill

haven't even had to pop ghost yet

[hollow owl]

Real ones dont use ghost for acid

[untold dock]

rather use ghost than spend time fighting

[hollow owl]

I dont fight, I tactically retreat

[tame holly]

Game its not time to block me from joining a session, i need that UFO

On restarting my PS5 seems to have fixed it

I still have 8 mins, should have time to load in, get a car and take the pic

Got it

[hollow socket]

[silk shuttle]

[hollow owl]

[silk shuttle]

what

[hollow owl]

I blame it being Friday and Lumbago

[silk shuttle]

lumbaka

[rancid parcel]

Never let oreo use emojis

[hollow owl]

Waiting for my zlow teammates

To bomb SAMS

[hollow owl]

Bruh, ppl r just stupid

[untold dock]

4 million more

then all this mc garbage can be shut down

[hollow owl]

Optimal setup for afk while I do stuff

[plucky burrow]

Do not the dual sense

😭

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

Sto0

I have a better way

[golden sundial]

Bro wants a PC so bad the ps5 setup looks like one

[plucky burrow]

@hollow owl

[hollow owl]

What

[tame holly]

Hello stick drift

[plucky burrow]

Listen

Omg

Open the game phone

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

Go to Internet

[hollow owl]

Yes

[golden sundial]

Type faster

[plucky burrow]

Move the cursor with touch pad then press triangle

And wait

[hollow owl]

That just closed the phone

[plucky burrow]

Do not touch

If you go into cinematic try again

Should make you afk

[hollow owl]

I dont remember the last time ive been in cinematic mode when afk

Even when I havent used the cable

[woeful needle]

my gta experience

[plucky burrow]

Well if you be in cinematic it means you're in a countdown to get kicked

[hollow owl]

Yk you also get a little notification ontop of ur mini map aswell

Even if ur not in cinematic mode

[plucky burrow]

Can you just do as instructed

So annoying

[hollow owl]

I did

Wow

Mean

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

What did I do to u

[plucky burrow]

You scare me

[hollow owl]

Crew sell session again

😐

Go join them

Oh wait

U cant

No platform role

Meaning u dont play gta

[plucky burrow]

I don't have gta5

I'm broke

[woeful needle]

[plucky burrow]

I can't afford

[woeful needle]

has patreon and level 150 but no gta

[plucky burrow]

No job

[woeful needle]

feels bad man

[hollow owl]

[untold dock]

i wish i could afford gta 5

[hollow owl]

Thats an emoji

So your not doing MC tier 4?

Ur doing it irl?

[woeful needle]

i finished that

[hollow owl]

Your method might be working Lumbago

Im gnna steal it

Since you stole 2 things of mine

[forest jackal]

i came home

and my ps5 turned off

for power saving

[forest jackal]

did he steal your heart as well

[hollow owl]

No

[forest jackal]

I hope it turned off after my acid filled

nope

the pain

the suffering

[hollow owl]

Come find me

[forest jackal]

I was playing forza but sure

[hollow owl]

[forest jackal]

I'm coming

[hollow owl]

Im half afk, im here at my setup but not doing anything

[forest jackal]

how many players in yo lobby

[hollow owl]

29 lol

[untold dock]

only 75 more, yay...

[hollow owl]

The lvl and cash

[untold dock]

i'm a noob

[hollow owl]

[forest jackal]

hehe

[hollow owl]

Im on the best location in gta

Call a mugger once I leave passive mode

[forest jackal]

I don't have Lamar in my contacts

you little

rat

lol

[hollow owl]

I can barely see u icl

[forest jackal]

im too eepy for this

[forest jackal]

same lol

well with the white outfit you were shining

ooo headshot

I'm going further and further up this damn mountain lol@hollow owl

[west stirrup]

Sleep

[hollow owl]

Im gnna afk on the dinosaur

[forest jackal]

I'm gonna try sum

hehe

[forest jackal]

no you

[hollow owl]

Im not at my ps rn but ik il be afk and won't get kicked

[forest jackal]

I got the cops to kill you

[hollow owl]

I wanted my acid to fill up

Oh fck

I forgot to buy more supplies

[hollow owl]

Now i will be kicked 🙂

[forest jackal]

yay

my first idea was to launch a car on you

[woeful needle]

Just call mutt it’s what I do

[hollow owl]

Ik but I went afk

Im not at my setup rn

[woeful needle]

Ahhh yeah I gotta finish my warehouses gonna shut em down

[west stirrup]

This is the 8th fucking time i'm reinstalling the RGL

[woeful needle]

I think you might like my suggestions

Number 5 very helpful indeed

[hollow owl]

Idk what tht means

Idk why my notis here are bugged

[west stirrup]

Great now its not working at all

Im so fucking done

[woeful needle]

What’s not working?

[west stirrup]

Rockstar games launcher

[woeful needle]

Oh yeah if rockstar game launcher was a car it would be daxes van

It’s that reliable

[west stirrup]

Every few days i have to reinstall it because it freezes

When starting gta

No solution in sight

[woeful needle]

What point does it freeze? Prelaunch or game launch?

[west stirrup]

Prelaunch i think

Because the game doesnt even start

[woeful needle]

Yeah so the social club launcher is bugged

How long ago was your last update for your computer (anything cpu or graphics) and did it stop working after that?

Another thing people DONT know is battleeye crashing on launch recently

That’s why sometimes you get the error that says “please enable battleeye”

[west stirrup]

Nothing is causing this shit

And this is today

[woeful needle]

Yeah how long ago did it start?

It means rockstar fucked up an update

[west stirrup]

Idk

I just reinstalled it a minute ago

[woeful needle]

Yeah so probably the Thursday update

Did you click on the application while it was loading?

[west stirrup]

I played earlier today it worked fine

[woeful needle]

(Clicking on app windows can crash them, known bug for decades, no one knows why)

[west stirrup]

Also on my laptop it always runs fine

[forest jackal]

it's cause it wants you to sleep

[west stirrup]

I'm really not in the mood for this rn

[forest jackal]

sorry

[plucky burrow]

@hollow owl

[hollow owl]

Hi

[plucky burrow]

I don't think you'll get kicked if you died

But who kanoes

[forest jackal]

absolutely murdered

[plucky burrow]

Need to test

[forest jackal]

got the noose on him

[hollow owl]

Well i will see if I got kicked if I even died

This mf could be Trolling me

[forest jackal]

they blended you

[hollow owl]

For all ik

[forest jackal]

no i actually did

[hollow owl]

I will check after my wash

[plucky burrow]

@forest jackal

Did he get kicked

[hollow owl]

I mustn't be kicked as if I was, my ps wouldnt be showing i am playing in my bio

[plucky burrow]

Y'all don't get that cool pc thing

[hollow owl]

Wut pc thing

Oh yhay thing

Ik

Idk why

[forest jackal]

I logged off after I killed him

[plucky burrow]

It shows if you're online or story

How many players in session

[hollow owl]

Idk

Im gettin in for a wash

Rn so brb

[plucky burrow]

I'm not asking you

[hollow owl]

Do you want me to bring by ps up to my bath?

[woeful needle]

Mine was 100:05:03

[forest jackal]

look at this amazing spawn

that's a export car

[plucky burrow]

I'm just saying

That

The feature shows how many players in session

[hollow owl]

Ik

[forest jackal]

you can see yo recording

[plucky burrow]

I will shave your head

[forest jackal]

now go wash stinky

[hollow owl]

Oh wait ur sayin it doesn't say how many players are in my sessionn

Ffa

Ffs*

3 times today ive done stupid moment

[forest jackal]

losing braincells every day you playing this

[plucky burrow]

:PMassage:

[hollow owl]

Lmao

Nitro ended

[plucky burrow]

Who stole my nitros

[hollow owl]

Worst moments

[plucky burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1423337007077265438/james-doakes-doakes.gif

[forest jackal]

I keep forgetting

gifs don't work here

[woeful needle]

Top left

[hollow owl]

For you guys anyways

L

[forest jackal]

power abuse

now go shower

immediately

stinky

[hollow owl]

As in like this

I used oreo as example :)

[hollow owl]

Bath*

[woeful needle]

Ohhh

[hollow owl]

And brb

[forest jackal]

🚿

[silk shuttle]

[woeful needle]

Space docker confirmed

[silk shuttle]

lmao there's a limit (at least a visual one) to how much you can deposit at once

[woeful needle]

Yeah

[woeful needle]

Go to the atm apparently it does more

[silk shuttle]

at atms the limit is 10m both ways i'm p sure

[woeful needle]

[forest jackal]

imagine going to a atm irl and seeing a guy casually deposit 10 mil

35.8 feet high

if it's in 100 dollar notes

[lament frigate]

First world issues

@silk shuttle do you have the rusty tractor?

[silk shuttle]

yes

[lament frigate]

is it possible if you could take an HD™️ picture of it

this is important

[hollow owl]

Im still in the session

[gray parcel]

pumped up

[silk shuttle]

that's all i got

[untold dock]

this document forgery is so awful i don't think it's even worth running for career progress

spent 25 minutes driving garbage trucks for 160k

[green fractal]

I blasted the sale vehicles up.

[lament frigate]

Thanks

[gray parcel]

i'm totally blowing off mc career prog

it's just ass

[untold dock]

i'm not too far off thankfully

[autumn epoch]

bathing is a huge waste of water

weird how people cant seem to think that showering is enough

but well, i know a lot of people here and out there that havent seen a showerhead in weeks

[untold dock]

i haven't seen a bath tub in 20 years

[hollow owl]

I would shower but I have none

[autumn epoch]

i havent owned a bathtub in a decade

[hollow owl]

I was singing the Eminem verse of Tobey, so close to nearly doing it all in one go

I spend like 1hr in a bath average

[west stirrup]

I haven’t seen a bathroom in 21 years

[gray parcel]

i like a bath sometimes

[autumn epoch]

i feel like the line between joking and being dead serious about hygiene is alarmingly unclear

but hey, idk

[gray parcel]

you ever go to an anime convention

probably the most high octane body odor experience you can have

[untold dock]

no i do not

[hollow owl]

No

Never been to one

Never been to a convention either

[gray parcel]

they're all over the midwest

i've dj'd for some, they can get pretty ridiculous

[west stirrup]

Obnoxious i bet

[autumn epoch]

"what were you doing at the devils sacrament?"

[autumn epoch]

oh wait you explained it here mb

ive never been to cons i think, i should go out there and socialize more

[gray parcel]

i'm not even a weeb and just tag along with friends and they can be a good time

there's one kind of close to me that's at a huge water park resort every summer

[frank jay]

[autumn epoch]

and the most logical one is the 32 bit integer limit

[golden sundial]

Game can't even register beyond that point, yet there are people irl who have 100 times that amount of money

How does that make any sense?!

[daring bobcat]

all I can say is fuck the clubhouse bar van, fitted with anti-grav

[untold dock]

break the back doors off before getting in

[daring bobcat]

I just use a cargobob

[untold dock]

or you know, god invented the iron mule for a reason

[daring bobcat]

I dont mind, im less than 95k from 500k goal

[nova comet]

He just Stare Me menancingly

[plucky burrow]

[flint flower]

Is it just me or is this week slasher map is extremely dark

[fast bridge]

Ummm why’s this here

[flint flower]

They were clueless

[nova comet]

Did you just stole Casino's Equipment

[tame holly]

inflation is way too hard, stealing artwork and gold is no longer enough

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

Damn aliens invading us

Ah randoms blowing themselves up and failing missions on purpose for heist, my favorite

[plucky burrow]

Nice media

[autumn epoch]

yep, its really distressing to think about the wealth differences in this world

[plucky burrow]

Chat

Was there any gta6 snapshots after the second trailer?

[forest jackal]

how will I sell acid if the damn servers are pooping themselves

[plucky burrow]

Hamburger

[plucky burrow]

Ok 👍🏽

[autumn epoch]

vpn to Europe

[plucky burrow]

He's a urope

[forest jackal]

im already in Europe

[autumn epoch]

ok then vpn to umm uuhum

[plucky burrow]

You're more like north Africa

[forest jackal]

so that means

[plucky burrow]

You are a good 👍🏽

[forest jackal]

ay i got in

[plucky burrow]

Yay

Did you win the chavos v6

[forest jackal]

no

I've been selling acid

[plucky burrow]

Go win

[forest jackal]

what is the challenge

[plucky burrow]

• Diamond Casino Podium:
  • Neon
• LSCM Prize Ride:
  • Chavos V6 (LS Car Meet Series: Place top 5 for 3 days in a row)
• LSCM Test Rides:
  • Bullet *
  • Rapid GT Classic *
  • Stinger *
• HSW Test Ride:
  • Sentinel XS
• Luxury Autos:
  • Envisage
  • LSCM Cheetah Classic
• Simeon's Showroom:
  • Locust
  • Peyote Gasser *
  • Fränken Stange *
  • Tornado Rat Rod *
  • Romero Hearse *

Top 5, 3 days

[forest jackal]

it's an eh car

[plucky burrow]

Sybau

Honda accord

Very good 👍🏽

[forest jackal]

did I tell you that the mercedes is gone

[autumn epoch]

the which mercedes

[forest jackal]

irl

[plucky burrow]

Oh no

[silk shuttle]

[gray meteor]

Magical

[west stirrup]

Are we on day 4?

[silk shuttle]

5

[west stirrup]

Noo

[hollow owl]

4 was lighthouse

And iirc, you cant get number 4 again

[gray meteor]

Rip

[west stirrup]

I missed 4

[silk shuttle]

laugh at this user

after i said yesterday that 4 is limited edition

[gray meteor]

Consider me laughing

[hollow owl]

4, 7 and 9 are the limited ones

[gray meteor]

That sucks

Imagine missing the limited one

Could be me

[autumn epoch]

couldnt be me

(literally me)

[gray meteor]

LMAO

My superpower is that I don't care because my ps5 is somewhere in my closet

[gray parcel]

does the game keep track of them or do you just have to know which you’ve done

[gray meteor]

Knowing rockstar you probably have to do it

[hollow owl]

Idk

[gray parcel]

like the pumpkins

[hollow owl]

I think my ps5 is still on afk for NC

[gray meteor]

How long has is been on for

[autumn epoch]

at least 9h

[hollow owl]

Well if you include the hours I was playing before I went to bed

[autumn epoch]

i remember when untraceable talked about it last night

[hollow owl]

Around 20h

[autumn epoch]

oh alr

[gray meteor]

Oh wow

I mean bread

[hollow owl]

I went to bed nearly 10hrs ago

[gray meteor]

It's actually most optimal to sell rn

[hollow owl]

It was at 702k before I went to bed

[gray meteor]

What's it at now

[hollow owl]

Idk

Im still sat in my bed

[gray meteor]

You'll have to keep me updated I'm curious how much you've made

[hollow owl]

My safes are probably full aswell

[silk shuttle]

hours played?

[gray meteor]

Oh without a doubt

[autumn epoch]

safe full but popularity at zero 😭

[hollow owl]

As in hours played yesterday or my entire hours

Its still on thats for sure

It would show my hours if it wasn't

[gray meteor]

Love that

Ooo I wonder what my hours are

[hollow owl]

Mines was at near 700 yesterday