gta-online-mk2

[untold dock]

the last lowriders mission is probably the hardest for no damage

[west stirrup]

Apparently ULPP is easy

OGFA and Chicken Farm too

[brittle hatch]

what about the casino mission on the rooftop

[daring bobcat]

im in the vc if anyone wants to join https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/909348535277871154

[hollow owl]

Not lvl 100

[west stirrup]

Ok tryhard

[sleek prism]

@untold dock do you have a team of 4?

[untold dock]

yes

[daring bobcat]

one day

[untold dock]

but if you need help we can do more runs

[hollow owl]

Ur lvl 100

And have patron

[west stirrup]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel did you finish career progress

[sleek prism]

🫡

[untold dock]

you fellas are invited to join

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

I love your social club picture CG9

[daring bobcat]

and I thought my level was high lol

[west stirrup]

Oh are all missions 2-4?

[hollow owl]

:O Legend

[untold dock]

no

[hollow owl]

Ragnarson

Legend

[west stirrup]

Who is ragnarok

[untold dock]

@rose osprey

[autumn epoch]

[west stirrup]

I feel small too

[hollow owl]

Why is everyone copying Spooky

[forest jackal]

yes

[plucky burrow]

Jared applebee

[autumn epoch]

its the spooky season

[west stirrup]

@daring bobcat explosives dont count to accuracy so use them

[plucky burrow]

😊

Who steal my message

[plucky burrow]

When did you return to server

#gta-online-mk2 message

[autumn epoch]

me

[plucky burrow]

Are you really a goose

Silly goose

[west stirrup]

WHY WHY WHY

[plucky burrow]

Hi

Stop screaming

[untold dock]

how did you die lmao

[west stirrup]

I wanted to fucking duck

[autumn epoch]

goose

[west stirrup]

But ofc it didnt work

[forest jackal]

ey

[hollow owl]

You wanted to what?

[untold dock]

no ducks allowed in lowriders

[west stirrup]

sigh

[plucky burrow]

You wanted to dock

[untold dock]

it's probably easier to just get out before even engaging

[west stirrup]

I wanted to duck and grenade launcher spam

[forest jackal]

Mr untraceable has vanished

[lost lily]

[golden sundial]

left without a trace

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

is your sc seeing-things

[plucky burrow]

Did you really leave

[untold dock]

yes

[sleek prism]

added just in case

[west stirrup]

How did you die lmao

[daring bobcat]

am I seeing things or did seeing things just die

[untold dock]

i did die

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism

[west stirrup]

Also why do we quit after we die

[sturdy tapir]

Im on

[forest jackal]

stop doing drugs

[sleek prism]

what we do

[untold dock]

because quick restarting voids all of the career progress

[sturdy tapir]

Echo joining us

[sleek prism]

Lets move to gc before mods getting angry

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

Also cant we just grenade spam at the parking lot

[untold dock]

yes

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

That seems safer

[hollow owl]

The downside of me joining the darkside

[west stirrup]

Awesome

[untold dock]

this should be the easier of the remaining ones

i just got hammered by one of the enemies driving there

[west stirrup]

Why dont we all go to the hotel and spam explosives

[golden sundial]

When are you going to show your fangs

[hollow owl]

Done

[sleek prism]

Siranium, what you doin in gtao

[golden sundial]

Nothing initially but then someone wanted help with their heist so I'm doing that

I'm carrying the community on my back

[hollow owl]

Just by the title and thumbnail, this is crazy
https://youtu.be/JH7TRrZTBrw?si=2jtBsw2iKs_99zHY

[daring bobcat]

gg

[west stirrup]

Took 60% dmg

hate this

[untold dock]

think i got every challenge

[west stirrup]

I guess i gotta redo this on easy

[untold dock]

it has to be on hard for career progress

[west stirrup]

I know

[sleek prism]

only without snacks and armor is on hard

accuracy and 50% health can be done on easy or normal

[west stirrup]

Oh huh it counted as less than 50% dmg

[untold dock]

did either of you use snacks or armor

[west stirrup]

No

[daring bobcat]

got them all for the first mission

[untold dock]

i didn't get the challenge even though i didn't use any

[west stirrup]

I just didnt get 80% accuracy and snacks and armor on Low n Slow

[daring bobcat]

and I passed tier 1, LFG

[untold dock]

nvm i didn't get the challenge because i already had it lmao

that rerun was pointless but oh well

[west stirrup]

More moni

I wonder how the funeral mission will go

[untold dock]

you are invited to find out

[west stirrup]

Im scared

Hold me

[gray parcel]

if you have a khanjali it's pretty great for it

[west stirrup]

Umm

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl i need to steal you

[west stirrup]

Why we offroad

[daring bobcat]

sorry guys

[west stirrup]

Did u get swarmed?

[untold dock]

don't drive off

[daring bobcat]

copy that

[untold dock]

only 2 people need to be in the hearses

[west stirrup]

Awesome

[daring bobcat]

I might have missed the acuracy part

[west stirrup]

Smh

[daring bobcat]

about to find out

yep

[untold dock]

i didn't get the under 50% which feels like bs

but we rerun

[west stirrup]

Didnt you only use vigilante

[untold dock]

yes

[west stirrup]

hm

[untold dock]

baz needs accuracy anyway so

[daring bobcat]

I only need to wory about accuracy this time

[untold dock]

you don't have to shoot at all

[west stirrup]

I got everything

[daring bobcat]

dont honk at me

[west stirrup]

arent there four 4 player missions and four 2 player missions

[untold dock]

yes

[west stirrup]

no shooting

[west stirrup]

Niice

[untold dock]

i accidentally bought armor so this will probably need a rerun

[west stirrup]

I did that too for the first one but it didnt count

already took 50%

[brittle hatch]

Go to the support and say you never bought them it was a bug and get a refund of 2m

[daring bobcat]

hehe

the back seat is a pain, it puts you in first person to aim

[west stirrup]

I hear we can snipe them from far away

In grove

[untold dock]

hm

[west stirrup]

i have to be careful now 🙁

[daring bobcat]

health might be close but I think everything else is good

[untold dock]

did you get everything?

[west stirrup]

Yep i got everything

[daring bobcat]

nope, I did not use snacks tho

[untold dock]

okay we rerun

[west stirrup]

Only 80%?

[daring bobcat]

yea

[west stirrup]

Ok we'll handcuff for this one

Nvm

[daring bobcat]

[west stirrup]

Nothing

[untold dock]

got everything?

[daring bobcat]

its saying I used snacks again, but I did not

100% did not use snacks

[untold dock]

okay we'll rerun that later, apparently this final one is real pain in the ass

[daring bobcat]

are you sure buying armer at the start does not count on career progress

[untold dock]

what do you mean

if you buy armor and it takes damage apparently that fails

which is why i haven't been buying it

[west stirrup]

The game gives you armor at the start of the mission which apparently voids that challenge

[west stirrup]

I guess apply body armor before the misison

[golden sundial]

[untold dock]

remy kommst du

[west stirrup]

Non

[daring bobcat]

!rule 1

[golden ravine]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@daring bobcat

[west stirrup]

I am very very hungry, Also for this mission everyone has to prioritize their position

You'll see

Keep blasting them

[untold dock]

i know this one sucks

[west stirrup]

If one person doesnt kill then we falter or whatever

Lol

[untold dock]

oops that was the wrong controller layout

[daring bobcat]

could not handle the pressure

[west stirrup]

Looked comfortable

[untold dock]

i accidentally boosted when i meant to get out and then i got out

then i burned to death

[west stirrup]

An extreme sauna

[daring bobcat]

whoops, you can totally see how much money I have there...

[west stirrup]

Share pliz

[daring bobcat]

your not wrong

[west stirrup]

whoopie

[daring bobcat]

well I did not get the health one

almost died at the end

[untold dock]

oh i didn't get the health either

thought i did

[west stirrup]

3/8 5/8 and 4/8

Now i can be reckless

[daring bobcat]

only got the snacks for that one

[west stirrup]

So the only Snacks thing i missed was Desperate Times

[daring bobcat]

I was using the grenade launcher, will that effect the accuracy?

[west stirrup]

No

Explosives don’t effect accuracy

[untold dock]

ok the quadbike is not the move lmao

[west stirrup]

Why didnt you shoot him

[untold dock]

because i wanted to make 1000% sure i didn't miss

[west stirrup]

Ah

@golden sundial

[golden sundial]

[west stirrup]

You invite me

[golden sundial]

was mass invite

[west stirrup]

For wut

I havent eaten in 12 hours and eating time was 4 hours ago

[golden sundial]

pac standard

[daring bobcat]

you gotta wait for the next eating time now

cant eat when its not eating time

[west stirrup]

Is this punishment

[untold dock]

i'd play pac but we busy

[west stirrup]

We can help after this right

[golden sundial]

probably don't need to

[untold dock]

insane rapid fire

god this is actual pain

[daring bobcat]

I think its fun

[west stirrup]

Cheese do you spam explosives?

[untold dock]

ues

yes

[west stirrup]

Gud

I protect

[daring bobcat]

I also spam the boom boom

[untold dock]

goddamn it

wrong thing again

[daring bobcat]

...

[untold dock]

love it when i'm about to fire a missile and the game is just nah, we locking to here now

[woeful needle]

Trick shotting grenades in tony mctony is blessed

[west stirrup]

No more vigilante

[untold dock]

yes

[west stirrup]

No

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh

[untold dock]

car explosion killed him

[daring bobcat]

what happened

[untold dock]

disconnected

[west stirrup]

torture

[untold dock]

it really is

[west stirrup]

Please please

[daring bobcat]

I think I got it, still had body armor

[untold dock]

i don't think i got it

guy ran up to me, couldn't rpg, couldn't pull the rifle out fast enough

[west stirrup]

Hm i got a good spot maybe you can use it

[daring bobcat]

I missed one sniper shot and did not get the accuracy

[west stirrup]

So ur only missing accuracy?

[daring bobcat]

yea I checked

[west stirrup]

Camo on the spoiler

[untold dock]

yea

liveries on the armored kuruma only go on body mods

it's really goofy

[daring bobcat]

🤞🏻

[west stirrup]

Pleaseeeee

I could eat a damn house

[untold dock]

yum

[west stirrup]

Made of food

[daring bobcat]

got it

[untold dock]

did you guys still need desperate times call for

[west stirrup]

Only snacks and armor

[daring bobcat]

for snacks yea

the rest is 4/8

but after that we will be... half way, omg

[west stirrup]

What a faff

[untold dock]

3/4 of the 2 player missions are very easy

[daring bobcat]

right not gonna touch snacks, not even gonna think of them

[untold dock]

only low and slow sucks

do not even think of snacks

[west stirrup]

Go on a diet

[daring bobcat]

I did not touch snacks, so if I dont get it, its glitched

[west stirrup]

Got iit

[daring bobcat]

4th time lucky

[west stirrup]

Yeeeees

[daring bobcat]

yep 4/8 on all of them

so is it the 2 player missions now?

[untold dock]

yes

[daring bobcat]

so, who is going with tho?

[woeful needle]

Yeah

[untold dock]

i've already done all of the 2p ones

[daring bobcat]

could you guys help me get reach wave 16 of an endless survival?

[west stirrup]

Sure

[untold dock]

i need that too

[hollow owl]

What survivals even have endless waves

Ik the Cayo and Ludendorf one doe

[daring bobcat]

I have been trying on the meth lab survival

[hollow owl]

There is a meth lab survival?

[daring bobcat]

yea at trevors meth lab

[west stirrup]

O'neil i thought

[hollow owl]

The only survivals ive ever done is Cayo, Ludendorf and Proccessed

[daring bobcat]

invites have been sent out

[untold dock]

busy

[daring bobcat]

its not possable with just 2

[gray parcel]

Vespucci canals survival has a great cheese spot

[untold dock]

16 waves of survival takes a billion years so i'm doing some quicker stuff

[daring bobcat]

fair enough

[west stirrup]

Do you want to do it at a later time ?

Kortz is also good

[hollow owl]

I change session while doing QuickeFarm and I spawn here

[golden sundial]

i'm the world's worst speedrunner

[daring bobcat]

darkviperAU takes that title

[hollow owl]

I would say thats me

[hollow owl]

Early bed time for me

[daring bobcat]

good night

[golden sundial]

@west stirrup

[west stirrup]

Did u do it

[golden sundial]

yea

[west stirrup]

But i wanted to do it with you

Also is it difficult? Well done either way

[golden sundial]

depends on the difficulty set

on hard it's diabolical

[west stirrup]

lLol

[golden sundial]

but i couldn't change it, presumably because i initiate after it becomes available

[west stirrup]

yEA

same with ogfa

Did u put a timer?

[golden sundial]

nope

although i did look at the clock

[west stirrup]

Whos guide did u check

[golden sundial]

ghiliemaster

although i didn't follow it to a tee, due to a few problems

[west stirrup]

Hm?

[golden sundial]

Hard mode not allowing me to ignore enemies and the hack skip in one setup named disorganized crime not working

[west stirrup]

Hmm

Did you do hard mode for funsies?

[golden sundial]

Nah, I just couldn't change it

And didn't feel like waiting

[west stirrup]

Ermm u can cancel heist

[golden sundial]

When I called Vincent it said he busy

Not that it matters, I didn't have the option when starting over either

Again, presumably due to cooldown

[west stirrup]

[golden sundial]

Anyway, I went solo to train

If you wanna do it, I won't be a liability

[west stirrup]

You’re no liability

You’re kewl

[naive zenith]

Can the 14th come already

[plucky burrow]

[silent portal]

lumbago

[lament frigate]

the

[plucky burrow]

Homophonic eyes cat

[autumn epoch]

beautiful cat with homophobia 🩵 💚

[silk shuttle]

looks outside
no wires

[thick rose]

Canny car

[plucky burrow]

Hi

[rancid parcel]

Bye

[plucky burrow]

Hello

[rancid parcel]

Good bye

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel are you an inverter

[rancid parcel]

No

[plucky burrow]

Weak

[rancid parcel]

I never claim myself to be strong

[plucky burrow]

I claim you strong

Now let's do a casino

[rancid parcel]

I'm retired

[plucky burrow]

But strong

[rancid parcel]

No

[plucky burrow]

Stop stalling

[golden sundial]

lumber

she's mid

i'm better

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

Yes get Siranium from now on

Ping the heck outta them

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel

Wdym

[daring bobcat]

morning guys

[plucky burrow]

Is this a goodbye

Or a badbye

[rancid parcel]

A midbye

Since im mid

[plucky burrow]

Good morning send toreador

[plucky burrow]

Midum rare

[rancid parcel]

Hard to cook

[plucky burrow]

[daring bobcat]

anyone on PC-E help me with biker contracts?

its for career progress

[west stirrup]

Is the cooldown?

We can help each other

[daring bobcat]

sure

[untold dock]

i also need to do a fuckton of contracts

[west stirrup]

Biker?

[untold dock]

yes

[west stirrup]

I hope RNG will be good

[daring bobcat]

does it count if you do other players contracts?

[untold dock]

i don't know

i doubt it

[daring bobcat]

we will find out

[west stirrup]

Cheese have you done the casino heist in 10 minutes challenge?

[untold dock]

yes

i have everything done for heists

[west stirrup]

Was it difficult?

[untold dock]

no

[daring bobcat]

all it says is "Complete 50 clubhouse contracts"

[untold dock]

if you want to make it easy you can just do minimum take

[daring bobcat]

im getting close

[west stirrup]

I don't get the clubhouse bar thing

[daring bobcat]

its kind of like the safe, you do a mission and money will apear in your office

[west stirrup]

Doing a bar resupply and im ready

[untold dock]

finally this shit done

can you invite me again

okay contracts as a member count

that's really good

[west stirrup]

Im redy

[daring bobcat]

2 min cooldown

[west stirrup]

I thought 3 hmm

[untold dock]

so we should alternate

[west stirrup]

And i got dc

[daring bobcat]

its a friends only you can just join back

[hollow owl]

Jesus its 12:33

This is why I dont go to bed early

[west stirrup]

Good morning

[west stirrup]

You sleep long?

[hollow owl]

I went to bed at midnight

I wasnt even tired when I went to bed

[untold dock]

disband the mc and i'll start one

[west stirrup]

One second

[hollow owl]

When I go to bed at like 1-2am, I wake up at around 8-11 am

[west stirrup]

Quick respray

[daring bobcat]

if you have guns for hire, I need that one for tier 3

[untold dock]

i only have hit the roof

[west stirrup]

I am now a silly kitten

[untold dock]

i can't even start

it just beeps at me

damn

[west stirrup]

Maybe it doesn’t evade the cooldown if you did another contract

So i don’t think alternating matters

[daring bobcat]

anyone got a cargobob, lol

[untold dock]

just drive the oppressor there

[west stirrup]

Fucking what

My mule got hooked

[untold dock]

oh you can't open the box anymore

[sleek prism]

And then 25 more for an award (you can die)

[untold dock]

already have it

[sleek prism]

Nice

[untold dock]

i'd like to think half of those were without dying to begin with but for some reason hadn't counted for career progress so now i've done like 80

[hollow owl]

Funny coincidence I just talked to Ragnarson just now

[west stirrup]

Yay i cant scroll on the biker career progress

[untold dock]

i need to do some business housekeeping

disband please

[west stirrup]

Oke

@daring bobcat Sory

Disconnected again

[fleet sluice]

[untold dock]

oh my fucking god i bought the wrong weed farm

[golden sundial]

[west stirrup]

Which one?

[untold dock]

paleto bay

i meant to buy the grapeseed one

[west stirrup]

Scam

[golden sundial]

Is bro blind?

[untold dock]

just paying 0 attention

oh well extra 300k, don't really care

[west stirrup]

I'd expect you to have all businesses tho

Or

[untold dock]

i mean weed and docs are complete fucking garbage and the only reason i bought them are bikers t3

and it does make t4 slightly faster

[west stirrup]

aha

as it turns out there's 5 contracts that need 2 people

Time for me to do CBFR 45 minute challenge

[untold dock]

do you want help

[west stirrup]

Sure

[untold dock]

2 min

[west stirrup]

hear hear

Im scared i'll disconnect again

Playing on a laptop right now with no wired internet

[golden sundial]

I hear that time only counts after finishing the mission

So it probably would be fine

[untold dock]

ready

[west stirrup]

Sigh

[untold dock]

does it count if you aren't host?

[west stirrup]

Me and @golden sundial did it together i think we both got it

[untold dock]

wait so why are you doing the challenge then

[golden sundial]

No no I already had it when we did it together

[west stirrup]

Oh no i mean in OGFA

[untold dock]

well do you want to try cbfr if i host

[west stirrup]

Sure, I probably did it very slowly on my attempt

[untold dock]

lmfao i apparently left it in progress too

unreal

let me check my second character

[west stirrup]

Well i mean you probably do it faster than i do

So we should be good if we do yours

[untold dock]

i'll just host it on 2nd

hopefully that has no progress

[golden sundial]

Career progress is not bound by character?

[untold dock]

i don't need the challenge

[golden sundial]

Oh

[untold dock]

i mean literally had cbfr world record

[golden sundial]

Hol up

It says "as a leader" in career progress

[west stirrup]

Legend

[untold dock]

it does indeed say as leader

[west stirrup]

I guess we just bust our ass off with my raid then

[golden sundial]

You want a 3rd or no?

[west stirrup]

Why oh why can’t i cancel it

[west stirrup]

[untold dock]

"there has been an error joining the session" what the fuck do you mean game i'm invite only

[daring bobcat]

bro been chilling for 71 hours

[untold dock]

yeah no canceling

1 minute i need hsw on hak drag

[golden sundial]

Your matchmaking is open sir

[west stirrup]

Ur good some level 14s joined

[west stirrup]

It ALWAYS turns on

[golden sundial]

You can default it off from the pause menu

[lost lily]

start the mission from invite only. matchmaking won't work

[untold dock]

let's see if i still remember this blg

[west stirrup]

blg?

[untold dock]

buffered ledge grab

first try

godlike gamer

just confirm i already got the good stuff

[hollow owl]

Buffer Ledge Grab https://youtu.be/_hbv-bC3t3c?si=O49Q4C9f8LcJEk5i

[west stirrup]

What in the world

[hollow owl]

Yes

[untold dock]

all of the shit is inside a building next to the lockup you can clip inside of

[golden sundial]

Okay idk what happened there kekw

[untold dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774629898780712/1274846067359481960/2024-08-19_00-40-59.Remuxed1.mp4?ex=68ee1b2b&is=68ecc9ab&hm=7fa41f72f177a1f19b3bdb93b6ff6b5e65502f6ddef02356b5554b13728bc021&

[golden sundial]

Damn, that would have made life easier

[distant wasp]

yo i can Chat here

[daring bobcat]

I guess

[untold dock]

that sucks

[distant wasp]

alr i'll be gone 🙁

[golden sundial]

I hope that didn't fail the mission

[untold dock]

it did not

[golden sundial]

Good

[west stirrup]

Wat happen

[golden sundial]

Stupid game freeze, it's recent

It seems textures sometimes don't load for some reason

Yeah that method doesn't work no more it seems

[untold dock]

it does

as if i get the fucking card 1st box when not speedrunning

the hack skip requires the host to have done this with all three lockup locations

[west stirrup]

Ah

Sorreh

[golden sundial]

Ohhh

I see now

[west stirrup]

Crossing fingers

[golden sundial]

I forgot to call mmi before this mission kek

That was bro's first run

[west stirrup]

On this account

Got it!

[golden sundial]

Noice

[west stirrup]

Now i just need to spam ogfas ans cbfrs

[untold dock]

i've only done 1 ogfa

[west stirrup]

San Andreas Mercs seems like hell from what i've seen

[untold dock]

wasn't too bad

[west stirrup]

Do you need 45min?

[golden sundial]

Just some annoying avengers, otherwise it's fine

[untold dock]

i don't have the time challenge for ogfa but i can do it solo

[west stirrup]

Solo'able?

[golden sundial]

Yea

[west stirrup]

Excellent

[untold dock]

shock and awe under 50% damage is not happening solo

[west stirrup]

Trying to remember that one

Wow the rewards are boring

[untold dock]

it's the last one where you push the box on the merryweather base

[west stirrup]

Oh no

Hell

[untold dock]

coop it's pretty easy you can just sit back with a sniper

[west stirrup]

Do you guys need something in return?

Money or...

[untold dock]

i mean i have a fuckton of business sales

[west stirrup]

Cat pics

[untold dock]

i can do them solo but it's whole lot less pain with some delivery boys

[west stirrup]

Okey dokey

I can helep

[untold dock]

meth still cooking

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

I have something in a bit

Not ingame

[sturdy tapir]

[silk shuttle]

[west stirrup]

6 hmm

I wont say it

[silk shuttle]

[west stirrup]

Never let oreo send (multiple) emojis

[golden sundial]

6 7??!!

[west stirrup]

I'm unfriending you

[broken musk]

[golden sundial]

i have no clue what that means anyway

[untold dock]

nobody does

[golden sundial]

go figure

[broken musk]

lol this one is funny

[broken musk]

We are speaking in cryptographic communication

[sturdy tapir]

Then he waddled away

waddle waddle

[broken musk]

I should either find an emote like that or make one

[west stirrup]

@untold dock in 1 hour i’m back and i can help you with sales

[thick rose]

How to get no armor and snack for Gerald last play

Career

[untold dock]

which one

[thick rose]

The mule mission is annoying

[untold dock]

khanjali

or just kuruma/d5

[thick rose]

Who moving the mule tho

[daring bobcat]

a friend

[untold dock]

presumably the person with that challenge already completed

[lost lily]

i use APC in that one with randoms

[hollow owl]

I just sat in the D5 the entire time. Just dont put the Mule at the 1st drop off location. Request ur D5/Kuruma (D5 is alot better), put ur D5 at the 1st drop off location and then deliver to Mule

Then just hop in ur D5/Kuruma and easy

The drive to the finale drop off is easy, they dont shoot at u much

Make Ends Meat is the hard one

[lost lily]

if you're going for accuracy challenge as well then khanjali would be better

[hollow owl]

I wanted to do accuracy for Dispatch but I suck

Dispatch 1 specifically

[lost lily]

just spam rpgs

[tame holly]

I got lucky for dispatch and found a team of great randos, we all helped each other in deluxos for it

[sturdy tapir]

@west stirrup REMMYYY

whatchu doing in GTAO

[daring bobcat]

anyone wanna help me sell MC?

[hollow owl]

[daring bobcat]

no

[hollow owl]

[untold dock]

i can once i'm done with this survival

on wave 13 right now

[forest jackal]

[short lotus]

how much do we need to prepare for mansion?

[untold dock]

i can't imagine more than about 20 million

more than that would cause too much outcry from the normie crowd

[short lotus]

so safety net would be 20 million huh
assuming it doubles the yacht price

[broken musk]

bruh then wtf am I supposed to do with the extra 200 million

[untold dock]

wave 15

thank fuck everyone is still 1 shot headshot

[daring bobcat]

I need to do that at some point

[untold dock]

might run out of ammo otherwise

[west stirrup]

Whaaat

[sturdy tapir]

@west stirrup

[daring bobcat]

few things to sell

[west stirrup]

I left my game on to nap

[tame holly]

I can already see lgt calling you as soon as you turn mc pres

[daring bobcat]

he been bugging me to sell it

[untold dock]

finally

survival wave 16 done

that took over an hour of shooting

[daring bobcat]

have you done the 250 waves?

[sturdy tapir]

Why do i get Merryweather HQ gun prep MORE than any other one

[untold dock]

yes

[daring bobcat]

nice

[tame holly]

turns mc
LGT : Hey the police is at the weed farm get over here

[daring bobcat]

I have all MC's fully upgraded

[gray parcel]

there's a chinese social club survival job to cheese the 250 waves challenge pretty quick

[west stirrup]

[daring bobcat]

already got some bookmarked

[gray parcel]

nice, yea this one just autokills the waves at the start so you just wait it out

[west stirrup]

If i look for jobs in the Social Club there’s barely any

[silent portal]

[gray parcel]

i think the filter is set to 'this week' by default, change it to 'all time' and you should see more

[silent portal]

pass it over maybe...

[west stirrup]

Yes please

[gray parcel]

think it was this one https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/job/gtav/wK8YrmiguUSCHYiG6DJWoQ

[silent portal]

shoutout the chinese homies

[gray parcel]

the duffel bag custom jobs are nice

if you're looking for one

[silent portal]

the job description translates into some generic zombie story bait

i love it

we're so alike...

i had my paramedic outfits named as gta hospital names for a while LOL
after they were axing cop outfits i got paranoid

[daring bobcat]

you up for some sale missions?

[untold dock]

yeah just ate a bit

[west stirrup]

Giv me food

[golden sundial]

hmmmm... interesting

[sleek prism]

No begging

[west stirrup]

I can

So many active career progress people, we could do CMM (again for some)

[fast bridge]

https://youtu.be/kHZN7gf_sBo?si=OUJHq5-QZ4BDaES9

New GTAO Trailer

[west stirrup]

Interesting

I wonder why now

[golden sundial]

GTA but you need to put in your ID

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

You yes

[golden sundial]

I'm not bri ish

[daring bobcat]

I am

[west stirrup]

You are now

[golden sundial]

[hollow owl]

Do you still earn passive income while on the mission invite screen?

[golden sundial]

Maybe

Who tf afk's on an invite screen

[hollow owl]

Me cuz I had to do stuff

I kept hearing text messages coming through while on the inv screen

[golden sundial]

Then I guess that answers your question

[forest jackal]

oh no

[past gazelle]

cooked duck

[west stirrup]

Yummy

[hollow owl]

Gimme 5 minutes

[forest jackal]

he was a lvl 64

[untold dock]

god these city mc businesses are absolutely terrible

it took 2 people to drive 4 bikes almost as long as it took me to solo 4 bikes from sandy shores

[west stirrup]

Who are you selling with

[daring bobcat]

me

[forest jackal]

I'm getting humbled chat

[daring bobcat]

@thomasapro74

dang

[hollow owl]

Make ur sht public

So i can join

[forest jackal]

he ragequit

lol

[golden sundial]

Why are you throwing hands with a lvl64

[silk shuttle]

could've been near elysian island

[forest jackal]

cause he said he's humbling me

idk how he was doing it but

he also said I was scared of him

[untold dock]

it was

[hollow owl]

Just join my drift race so I can get prize ride for career progress

[forest jackal]

I'm going outside

[untold dock]

bye

[daring bobcat]

$1M, not bad

[forest jackal]

what's the prize ride

is it that shit wagon again

[hollow owl]

Nvm I finished the race

Yh

What is an LSCM series race

Is the HSW not one of them?

[forest jackal]

idk

[lament frigate]

Street races

[golden sundial]

No

Given that none of the lscm cars have hsw

Unless I missed one

[hollow owl]

Smh

Im just gnna join randoms doomsday finales and only use pistol

The whole team doesnt need to use pistols right?

[golden sundial]

If it doesn't mention it, it doesn't matter

Unless rockstar loves trolling

[west stirrup]

@daring bobcat Inv

[daring bobcat]

ill add you to the BC after this sell mission

[west stirrup]

Oke

[daring bobcat]

shit, forgot, sorry

[silk shuttle]

[untold dock]

what is the vehicle for moving baggers

[west stirrup]

Sandking or Guardian?

I have one

[lost lily]

bombushka

[untold dock]

drive del perro to paleto bay
of course it's a sting
back to sandy shores

we were going suspiciously to the same place so of course sting

but if i were a smart cookie i would have checked what the actual drop off is

[west stirrup]

Its why i always open the map on bike sells

I recognize the spots

[untold dock]

was that the last one

[daring bobcat]

let me check

one more

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @sleek prism

[west stirrup]

Im gonna rejoin

Got a stinky contract

[hollow owl]

15/30 players in my session are tryaheds

And like 10 of them are in the same crew

[west stirrup]

Eating

[untold dock]

eat faster

[daring bobcat]

thank you so much, big help, $3.5 mil made

[untold dock]

disband

i'll check what my situation is

bunker, coke and cash are full

[daring bobcat]

let s og then

[untold dock]

where is remy

3p kinda useful when there are 3 vehicles

[hollow owl]

Rodent, get back to them

[daring bobcat]

im so use to soloing them I forgot to add him

[untold dock]

or @sleek prism would you be available

need delivery boy

[sleek prism]

sure, rn?

[untold dock]

yes

[sleek prism]

just did my daily shit

[daring bobcat]

like in-game or...

[sleek prism]

yes in game

stash house, g's cache, gun van

[untold dock]

oh yeah i should do stash houses since i'm running mcs now

baz

join

[daring bobcat]

mb, was tabbed

[untold dock]

epic sale, farmhouse lovers

ion even need this for career but might as well

[west stirrup]

Fooding

I am back

[untold dock]

hi back we are selling already

[west stirrup]

Didn’t axe

[hollow owl]

🪓

[west stirrup]

Inbite

[untold dock]

planes again gah

oh we have flight formation assist

this is gonna be fun

oh i disconnected?

[west stirrup]

Speed and power

[untold dock]

wait do i have a vpn on

[sleek prism]

yea

[untold dock]

i do not

inv please

did you get money for that sale?

[west stirrup]

How can you tell.

[sleek prism]

yes 62k

I go eat smth

[untold dock]

oh good i thought you got scammed by me disconnecting xd

10 million to go

did you guys need anything?

[daring bobcat]

I think im ok just now

[west stirrup]

I do have casino heist for the 10min challenge

But its silent sneaky

[untold dock]

cerberus outside my clubhouse

lurking

[west stirrup]

cerberus griefer

[untold dock]

he got rotated

[daring bobcat]

that horn is so cool

last one I need for tier 3 is guns for hire

[untold dock]

this auto shop does not want to spawn customer cars

it's so inconsistent

[tame holly]

I did it with aggressive, chopper exit and city buyer

got an 8:XX like this (I don't remember)

[west stirrup]

SNS should be slower tho right

[untold dock]

fellas i am gonna do a heist

[tame holly]

yeah, overall since with aggressive you can already start right near the mantrap

[opal rock]

You had time to get the chopper, impressive

[west stirrup]

Which one are you cooking up

[untold dock]

pac standard i believe

[tame holly]

And with a random (he agreed for the sub 10 in psn messages beforehand, I gave him a bit more money for it as well)

not that its a lot since we only got 250k in the vault

[opal rock]

When me and Mikko did it we just took a car into the storm drain

[sturdy tapir]

GET DE CHOPA

[opal rock]

Tbh we didn’t think there was time for that

[tame holly]

on my first attempt I tried this but managed to make the sentinel classic stucked in the tunnels

[opal rock]

Oh we didn’t go in the tunnel

Just drove along the storm drain as buyer was down that way

[tame holly]

On my successful run it was airport iirc

[west stirrup]

Where you go

[untold dock]

pac standard i believe

[west stirrup]

No

[untold dock]

yes

[west stirrup]

Okey

[sleek prism]

:D

[hollow owl]

Doing cayo with a random

Might aswell knock off Tier 4 for cayo

[sleek prism]

so close..

[daring bobcat]

its not a very good car, I got it

[sleek prism]

fwd unfortunately

been some weeks I won the car last time

[untold dock]

at least the kanjo sj isn't as awful to drive as the regular kanjo

[west stirrup]

@untold dock Which survival did you use?

[untold dock]

vespucci canals

it's really easy it just takes absolutely forever

[daring bobcat]

did you do it solo?

[untold dock]

yes

[daring bobcat]

ill try it after dinner

[gray parcel]

there's a spot you can sit and basically never get shot

[sleek prism]

I tried it with Rumi but you cant shoot behind the fence

[untold dock]

you can

[sleek prism]

how

[gray parcel]

you gotta like scope over it

[hollow owl]

Easy 120k

[sleek prism]

what you did

[hollow owl]

15% Cayo with random

[untold dock]

stand as close to the fence as possible and use an smg

[gray parcel]

i need a 4man cayo still

[untold dock]

tactical smg works at least

you can just shoot right through the fence

[sleek prism]

hmm, ok

[gray parcel]

i used heavy sniper for a lot of it

[sleek prism]

I think I need like 50 waves more

[untold dock]

you can use custom survivals for waves

[sleek prism]

55 waves

custom survival? how that works

[west stirrup]

Doesnt it have bad spots?

[untold dock]

what do you mean

[untold dock]

player created ones

i can invite you to one later if you want

takes like 5 minutes to do 20 waves

[sleek prism]

Damn, ok

[gray parcel]

i posted one earlier

[west stirrup]

Places where the enemies can barely shoot you

[gray parcel]

this guy

[sleek prism]

Fast waves?

[gray parcel]

yeah they auto kill right at the round start

[untold dock]

there's a white fence with a dumpster behind

[gray parcel]

can practically afk it

[untold dock]

you can stand on the dumpster and shoot through the fence without getting hit

[sleek prism]

Interesting

[hollow owl]

Average Grove street vs Ballas outcome

[daring bobcat]

lets try this out

[gray parcel]

try scoping with different guns over the fence, i forget what all works

[sleek prism]

idk what I'm doing wrong

cant shoot through fence with any guns

[daring bobcat]

sniper over the top

[untold dock]

tactical smg works fine for me

[sleek prism]

oh right, sniper works

[sleek prism]

one of these?

[daring bobcat]

working well so far, but it is just about 90% protection, still gotta watch the health

[gray parcel]

you can do bank shot grenade launches for any stragglers

[forest jackal]

ah yes

[sleek prism]

10 fps?

[forest jackal]

this happened when I entered

ls car meet is under banham canyon

[sturdy tapir]

FUCK THEM BALLAS

[sleek prism]

how many waves you need

[daring bobcat]

16

I have an afk for the rest

ffs, aimed too low and the grenade bounced back and killed me

on wave 10

[gray parcel]

[untold dock]

L💤

[hollow owl]

I love the bogdan scene

Best scene in gtao

[daring bobcat]

wave 15 done

[daring bobcat]

its reach wave 16, not complete, cool

[west stirrup]

Dead?

[daring bobcat]

well yea, I have faster ways to reach 250 waves

[west stirrup]

Reached wave 16 but not complete?

[silk shuttle]

[hollow owl]

Also didn't know you have to do all acts in order for the pistol challenge

Either that or the entire team needs to use them

[silk shuttle]

[sturdy tapir]

[forest jackal]

[night swallow]

Well thats a 1st after 620 contracts idek what happend here the whole trailer just didnt spawn but it still passed me

[hollow owl]

[night swallow]

almost rep level 450 tho

[hollow owl]

Never knew there was a delay to quick joining Cayo from your phone

[hollow owl]

Of course Spirit knew that

[broken musk]

Karma

[naive zenith]

Buff car wash safe capacity fr

In 2 days it's already full

[broken musk]

Who needs homing missiles? Certainly not me

[daring bobcat]

another one done

[limber spindle]

Wow, hats off to ya. I can't clear 2

[daring bobcat]

scroll up, there is a trick on the canals map

[fast bridge]

I did grove street when the up and atomizer on the van worked

[knotty tartan]

Are there certain locations for the Cerberus and UFOs to spawn ?

Or hours at least

I know from what I've seen the Cerberus has spawned at daytime too but idk anything about the UFOs

[hollow owl]

https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/3glvvxigvhs0sg
https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/13ydj6

UFOs arent in the game rn

Supposed to be but bugged

[knotty tartan]

Oh rip

Thank you though

[daring bobcat]

I thought it started tomorrow

[hollow owl]

Probably idk

[silk shuttle]

is this a "removed car" type of post

you know, the one where the thing people claim is removed is in fact not removed

the first appears today

[untold dock]

why is dispatch 1 such a pain

and yes of course i could cheese this with another player

[west stirrup]

How many waves are there actually

[untold dock]

20 is the max on customs iirc

[west stirrup]

I dont remember it being that bad?

[untold dock]

the police station one

trying to get out of the cell area

[west stirrup]

Would you like some help?

[untold dock]

no cheese

[west stirrup]

Hm

[knotty tartan]

Do I need to own the salvage yard or something to get the exotic export cars or do I need to be CEO if I have the auto shop

I've visited at least 7 spots and haven't seen a single car

[daring bobcat]

anotherone done

[west stirrup]

Good stuff

@untold dock When could you possibly maybe help with 2-player Lowrider missions?

[untold dock]

never because the game doesn't let me host them

[hollow owl]

I think you need to have a Auto Shop, dont need to be a MC or CEO

[west stirrup]

Aw

[knotty tartan]

Got it , thank you . Sorry for the questions but it's my first Halloween in GTA and I already unfortunately missed out on the first week due to faulty laptop

[hollow owl]

Its okey

[knotty tartan]

Now I can't claim the darn collectibles for the first 3 weeks 🥲

[untold dock]

jokes aside either you can try to host or we can play through all of my missions

[daring bobcat]

all I have left for dispatch tier 4 its dispatch 1 & 2

[untold dock]

2 is easy

[west stirrup]

Finding the Canals survivor cheese spot quite wierd

Sometimes i can shoot through the top and then i cant