gta-online-mk2

[sleek prism]

Thats Lumbago

[fierce mason]

isnt your character also agent 47?

[sleek prism]

Yes, my char is more handsome

Not flexing

[fierce mason]

True

[tame holly]

fleeca with a lvl 10 as a host, I am praying he puts me as driller

[sleek prism]

[tame holly]

ok good news I could msg him via psn

he is still on the introduction

ok I'm good

I finished the hack as he was getting to the highway

Ok done, yeah seeing how he drived, he 100% wouldn't have been able to do the hack

[fierce mason]

Was he communcating jet?

[tame holly]

no, at least he listened to my texts

[lost lily]

Fleeca would be better without dumb roles so this doesn't happen
#gta-online-mk2 message

[untold dock]

tbh the drilling minigame is not super intuitive if you're playing on a normal dpi

[gray parcel]

is that drilling mechanic even used elsewhere in the game

[untold dock]

casino heist big con

[lost lily]

Big con drill is a bit different

[untold dock]

besides g6

[gray parcel]

i don't think you have to mouse it forward like fleeca but it's been a while

[silk shuttle]

you do

[lost lily]

G6 has drill too if u get detected

[thick rose]

only a moron will get detected in g6

when entering

[lost lily]

Not always

[fierce mason]

Better than nothing

[lost lily]

Played with a mooder once. He got detected on purpose in G6 so he can glitch in the vault without timer

[tame holly]

goddamn the average gta player can't take an hairpin without crashing

[untold dock]

what is a brakes

[fierce mason]

Just play invite only bro
Randoms are just luck based

Sometimes you can have the greatest randoms you have ever seen
Or you meet a random that is so dumb that you begin to question how they turn on their devices

[hollow owl]

Im so stupid. I never knew there was a elevator in the NC office bit

[fierce mason]

And how long have you been playing gta again

[hollow owl]

Since 2017

8 years been playing in November

[fierce mason]

you have been playing this game for 8 years and you never noticed it

Untraceable is truly an average gta online player

[hollow owl]

No, the average player doesnt have patience

And doesnt have 15 days in 1st person

[night swallow]

ill be playing this shit for 9 years in December

Yikes

[fierce mason]

Yeah no excuse on my part
Been playing since gun running

which is also 2017

Oh shit we are closer to 2027 than 2017

[night swallow]

[fierce mason]

I was born on 2007
FUCKING HELL

[night swallow]

YIKES

[fierce mason]

Wait ive been playing gta online as a 10 year old?!?!

[hollow owl]

Same

[sleek prism]

wtf

I was driving a moped in 2007

[night swallow]

only 7 years older .....

[sleek prism]

Gta III was new when I was 9

24 years ago 👴

[fierce mason]

I wasnt even born

[silk shuttle]

[fierce mason]

My brother is a great influence

[hollow owl]

My dad got me into gta when he use to let me do races for him, id always pick the Zentorno with Hot Pink colour

[silk shuttle]

can he be my dad?

[fierce mason]

I remember when my brother told me to beat the game at singleplayer first before doing online
And then he taught me cheats and i proceed to cheat my way through in single player

[hollow owl]

You dont wanna be in my family

Unless you wanna live with me and 6 younger siblings

[fierce mason]

Dear god

May god have mercy upon untraceable soul

[hollow owl]

Im ginger so

[silk shuttle]

ok yeah no thanks

[fierce mason]

6 siblings???
And they are all younger than you???
Peace doesnt exist with you

I thought having an older sibling is bad but you my friend
You're in pure hell

[hollow owl]

6 younger siblings, 2 guinea pigs and a dog that barks her mouth off if I even stand up in my own house

[fierce mason]

And i thought UAE noises was loud
My friend
Do you know what quiet means?

[hollow owl]

During "tablet time" yes

[gray parcel]

Weasley status

[hollow owl]

Finally its quiet untill I get annoyed due to my ping

[gray parcel]

are you all ginger too

[fierce mason]

tablet time?
Oh my god they are GEN ALPHA?!?!

[hollow owl]

No

[fierce mason]

Phew

[hollow owl]

I am the odd one out

[fierce mason]

How so exactly?

[hollow owl]

Well im the only ginger

[sleek prism]

you have small gta online team in yo house

[hollow owl]

Not all, me and my 2nd brother was the only ones born between 2000-2009

[fierce mason]

And the rest are gen alpha

[fierce mason]

What wrong with that?

[hollow owl]

Im 2007, 1st brother is 2008, sisters is 2010, 2nd sister is 2013, 2nd brother is 2015, 3rd brother is 2020 and the 3rd sister is 2023

[sleek prism]

I kinda like this car

[green fractal]

Sounds like you live in circus.

[fierce mason]

Thats not a duke of death

[sleek prism]

No, its Impaler

[hollow owl]

Do you know how many "are you sure your not adopted" questions i got during high school

[fierce mason]

That is literally me anytime they see my parents

[hollow owl]

[fierce mason]

My dad is 50 and my mom is 43 but my dad looks 80 and they ask if my dad is my grandpa

[hollow owl]

My dad's 43 and my mum is 37 iirc

[green fractal]

Dad went through hell then

[fierce mason]

He actually did cause he was born before the iranian revolution so yeah
He grew up fast

Same with my mother

Actually my mom is the same
She also looks 75 but dyes her hair so she looks 40

[hollow owl]

Im just currently sat in a random red vs blue map being the most annoying fortnite sitting in a metal base spraying ppl for no reason and making them mad

Best way to piss ppl off

[gray parcel]

i've been playing vampire bloodlines again

it is the season for it

[vocal geode]

[hollow owl]

!lvl?

[sleek prism]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @sleek prism

[frank jay]

isn't it based on Mad Max?

Deadass need more Junkarised Vehicles
Closer to the game

[fossil dagger]

Bro what

gah damn

[golden sundial]

Big family

[hollow glade]

Family

[sleek prism]

Not sure

[plucky burrow]

[twin drum]

lf money heist

[sleek prism]

wrong channel

[golden sundial]

LF karma heist

[hollow owl]

Yesir

[silk shuttle]

not like family talk belongs to this channel tho...

[sleek prism]

Yeah, new mods doesnt know rules..

[silk shuttle]

@hollow owl

[hollow owl]

Technically you started this 🤓

And then Martol continued it

I will bonk them

[plucky burrow]

Family is when we watch chumash sunset together

And then kill each other

[fossil dagger]

?

👀

[woeful needle]

Family is that time Trevor’s mum came to visit

[plucky burrow]

[untold dock]

chat should i install grand theft auto v enhanced

opened rgl for the first time in 7 billion years

[golden sundial]

You get to Play with animals

Ez install

[woeful needle]

You should it’s better

[twin drum]

guys why can't I connect to online I'm on ps3

[west stirrup]

I think servers ded

Dey have been

[twin drum]

no...

[west stirrup]

i thought…

[untold dock]

were were you wen ps3 is kill

[west stirrup]

In baby crib

[twin drum]

ur lie.........

[west stirrup]

if i lie then you fall for it

[twin drum]

I need conect onlin play money heist

!!

this bit isn't funny I'm gonna drop it right here

[west stirrup]

Is funi

[twin drum]

the money heist shall return another day

[west stirrup]

why do you ps3 when enhaned role

[twin drum]

I think you mean enchanched

[west stirrup]

yes

[untold dock]

succumbing to the slop...

[twin drum]

don't do it

[west stirrup]

but why ps3

[untold dock]

i'm doing it

[twin drum]

you'll be seeing things

that you don't want to be

[west stirrup]

Blip for crying out loud

[twin drum]

I dindu nuthin

[west stirrup]

You lie aboit ps3

[twin drum]

I'd like to see you prove that

[west stirrup]

Where is your ps3 role huh?

[twin drum]

gaming9 didn't like my shitty cryptic pun

[twin drum]

they delet it from da serber

can't have no more

[untold dock]

ps3 is kill...

unreal

[twin drum]

who's gonna tell tracy

[west stirrup]

The santa

[twin drum]

not that tracy

[hollow owl]

What

What do you need to tell my bear?

[west stirrup]

[twin drum]

they took down ps3 servers...

[hollow owl]

I knew that months ago

[twin drum]

no.....

[hollow owl]

Wasnt it like a year ago they took them down or smth?

[twin drum]

it was several years ago lol

I'm just doing a shitty bit

but they took down ps3 servers tho..........

next you'll tell me they're taking down xbox360 servers too

[lament frigate]

iirc the original gta 6 trailer and PS3 server shutdown happened on the same month

so December 2023

[twin drum]

definitely not the trailer

maybe the first leak

maybe

[lament frigate]

wait no

2021??

[untold dock]

leaks were 2022 were they not

[twin drum]

don't remember

[lament frigate]

holy shit it's 4 years ago

16th December 2021

[twin drum]

they should take down PS4 servers too

and ps5 servers while they're at it

[hollow owl]

Not yet

Im still on ps5

[lament frigate]

[twin drum]

just shut down the game tbh

[hollow owl]

When I move to PC then take it down

[lament frigate]

Just wait like 7 months bro

[twin drum]

yeah they will definitely delete GTA 5 online day 1 as soon as GTA 6 releases on consoles

[midnight rover]

PS4 will probably be around quite some time as that platform will support all current and future updates

[lament frigate]

Oh wait you're on PC

my condolences

[twin drum]

I don't play on PS4 therefore it is already outdated and irrelevant

[lament frigate]

more like 2 years

[midnight rover]

There are still healthy playerbase on that platform

[twin drum]

I have like 0 interest in GTA 6

I'll prob buy it when it's been out for a long time and on a big steam sale just to play the singleplayer campaign but other than that meh

[twin drum]

yeah but I'm not in that playerbase so they don't count

only I matter

blue names are all scammers anyway

[untold dock]

my messages are like just not sending on pc

interesting

[twin drum]

banned

tracy banned u

[untold dock]

right after i said g*a 6...

[hollow owl]

Discord keeps breaking for me smh

[twin drum]

cheeseceez banned u

[untold dock]

i can't believe i'm actually doing this

[twin drum]

cora why is your name cheesecake gaming

[untold dock]

cheesecakes do be gaming

[twin drum]

I see

[untold dock]

i got tired of being jared applebee

[hollow owl]

Eating cheesecake while gaming and hes the 9th person to ever do it

[twin drum]

a friend of mine really liked your name when it was jared

[untold dock]

same

[twin drum]

(I sometimes send screenshots of particularly funny chat interactions)

[untold dock]

but i'm not funny...

[twin drum]

well but when someone asks an incredibly dumb question and then just gets hit with your deadpan snark it's amusing

[untold dock]

i only present factual information

[twin drum]

like yesterday when the guy complained about the toreador looking like it's from the 90s

that had me wheezing

[twin drum]

why are there two blimp emojis???

[covert atlas]

Skinny blimp and fat blimp

[untold dock]

slimp and flimp

[broken musk]

[broken musk]

Kosantaknata and flying air balloon

[gray parcel]

blimp mk2 when

[stoic solstice]

It serves as much point as the blimp in gta.
Zip noda

[glad compass]

Not sure if it's still used, but the blimp is used in a speedrun strat for singleplayer

[stoic solstice]

Interesting.

[silk shuttle]

[fierce mason]

Cause one a kotaska, the other is an actual blimp

[novel lotus]

Chat is this real

[rancid parcel]

No

[silk shuttle]

one is a what again?

[flint flower]

Did he stutter? Kotaska

[woeful needle]

Yeah the Kotaska you get from shovel

[flint flower]

Panel

[woeful needle]

Padel

The chief set up for the mayo peri co

[silk shuttle]

nah man wtf

it's spelled koksaka get it right smfh

[tame holly]

next you are going to say its humane labs rather than hoomain labs

[rancid parcel]

[sleek prism]

Hmmm hangar

[silk shuttle]

[silk shuttle]

i thought it was human labs?

[rancid parcel]

I saw what you edited.

[sleek prism]

Hey, its 10am, my brain is not working 100% yet

[sleek prism]

I have too many cars to sell..

[hollow glade]

“I am no good before 11am”

[sleek prism]

Yeah, takes about 2hr to wake up fully

[tame holly]

sold bunker yesterday and even before the sell being marked on radar, a sparrow tried to blow me up, since he was very low to the ground, one sticky did the job

(yes I sold the entirety of it, it was about half stock since I can't play gta till the new weekly update)

[lost lily]

Bunker sell vehicles can't be locked on so that helps

[tame holly]

it was the jammer insurgent mission, we were 2 in the ceo so no matter what we would have been on radar

[silk shuttle]

we were 2 in the ceo
it's just cuz u have a massive gaper (c) jimmy de

[lost lily]

[fleet sluice]

[fleet sluice]

moving up in the world

[flint flower]

Are you meaning to say that.... all this time, it wasn't Hugh Jackman Labs?

[fierce mason]

Are you sure its not Mission Failed labs?

[plucky burrow]

@flint flower

Good morning

[sleek prism]

@flint flower

Afternoon

[plucky burrow]

@sleek prism

Mikumikubeam

[flint flower]

@plucky burrow @sleek prism Good afternoon

[golden sundial]

i love the casino heist

[hollow owl]

Well then off you pop

Get too it

[golden sundial]

why are you pretyping me

[west stirrup]

Postyping

[tame holly]

Least buggy GTA session

[west stirrup]

U don’t need that moni anyway

[hollow owl]

I have either 6 or 7 mill and idk what to do with it

[golden sundial]

i crave fun

[west stirrup]

Buy fun car

[west stirrup]

Do u wanna speedrun Ogfa or Chicken food later?

[untold dock]

can you beat the faggio only run in coop

[hollow owl]

Lmao, I was just looking at the Dre warpless LB pondering wether i should come back

40:13 for 1st but hes pc

[untold dock]

wow i just looked at career progress for the first time and i have everything done for heists

😎

[golden sundial]

maybe

[west stirrup]

Yes

[untold dock]

it's like 39 minutes

[west stirrup]

For turkey heist?

[untold dock]

cluckin bells

39 minutes faggio only

that's your time to beat

[west stirrup]

Can i put the faggio on a faster vehicle

[untold dock]

no

[west stirrup]

Can i get on the faggio and then call in a faster vehicle

[untold dock]

no

[west stirrup]

Ok then i refuse

[untold dock]

noob

[west stirrup]

Disgusted?

[untold dock]

does the spoiler delete on the banshee gts increase downforce because it's the non-stock option

@silk shuttle bestow your knowledge upon myself

[lament frigate]

It does

[tame holly]

from what I know it should increase it

[silk shuttle]

aye, it do, mister squidward, it do

[untold dock]

amazing

[lament frigate]

just don't use the very first option

the one labeled with "1"

[untold dock]

how get chameleon wheel

[lament frigate]

gta+

[silk shuttle]

buy gta+L

[untold dock]

are you fucking serious

[lament frigate]

I've said it before but locking some chameleon paints to gta+ is bullshit

[west stirrup]

Chameleon pants

[silk shuttle]

take the word some out

[west stirrup]

Some out

[hollow owl]

Sub 48 seems doable

Sub 45 at best for console

[untold dock]

so hold on

you get 2 chameleons per month with gta-

and there are 62

2.5 years of gta- to get all of them?

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

Yes!

[hollow owl]

Seems accurate

[lament frigate]

Pretty sure that's for free paints

[lament frigate]

2 free chameleon paints a month

[west stirrup]

Well technically you get 1 for body 1 for the wheels

[silk shuttle]

that's roughly about at least 2 times as bad

[untold dock]

also how do i get rid of this awful dirty screen effect

it's super distracting

[west stirrup]

Clean your eyes

[fierce mason]

Clean your device

[untold dock]

it is clean

[fierce mason]

Then clean your eyes

[untold dock]

i'm being 🇫🇷

help

[lament frigate]

What am I looking at

[west stirrup]

Graphics setting maybe?

[lament frigate]

oh is it the shadows

[untold dock]

watch the video in full screen and watch the side of the building

it looks like there's a layer of dirt on the screen all the time

[lament frigate]

I see it

yeah idk

[golden sundial]

los santos is dirty

[tame holly]

next weekly update will be 3x on ULP missions, calling it now

[gray parcel]

best i can do is 2x higgins helitours again

[tame holly]

idk ulp x3 seems appropriate since its halloween season (mainly the last mission)

[forest jackal]

the camera lens needs some cleaning

[hollow owl]

2x acid lab production speed

Or 2x on Doomsday finale

[tame holly]

if its 2x doomsday finale, I might try to do all final acts with pistol only

for career progress

[hollow owl]

Il be down to help if u want

[tame holly]

sure, I got the facility near sandy shores airfield, so act 1 for me will be better

since its right next to it

[hollow owl]

I got Zancudo one

[tame holly]

I guess its better for act 2,

its a straight highway to paleto

[hollow owl]

Its alright, i got it cuz I couldn't have mine in paleto any longer

[tame holly]

well that's if its 2x doomsday finale which I doubt will happen until november for heist month

[hollow socket]

2x doomsday

[hollow owl]

[fierce mason]

2x doomsday?

Its the next one?

[tame holly]

Not confirmed, just prediction for now

[opal rock]

More like fantasy

[fierce mason]

If its not 2x cargo then its useless

[opal rock]

Will probably be 2x on excess weapons from bunker

[fierce mason]

It is now though duck

[opal rock]

No it’s 2x bunker sales I’m talking about the little car

The one you take to ammunation

[gray parcel]

that stupid truck that blocks my caddy

bunker layout was done by a toddler

[fierce mason]

oh that
I forgot it exists

i am busy either studying or grinding to a 100 mil to realise that thing even exists

How much does it pay

[swift trail]

what the flip

[opal rock]

50k

[swift trail]

cora enchanted??

[untold dock]

real

[swift trail]

i thought you were very anti rootkit

unless this is vm stuff

[west stirrup]

Voicemail

[untold dock]

well

i'm not a fan of it

but the rot consumes

maybe i will format all of my ssds and burn everything i own in a fit of regret

[forest jackal]

matrix type shi

[hollow owl]

What HSW car do i buy chat

Im bored

[opal rock]

The one that can do wheelies

[hollow owl]

Tampa GT? Have it

[opal rock]

I’m out then

[swift trail]

banshee, obviously

not gts

[opal rock]

[gray parcel]

vivanite

[lost lily]

brioso r/a

[lament frigate]

Stirling GT

[hollow owl]

Have it and its my fav

Il see if I have the banshee

Banshee done already

[hollow owl]

[tame holly]

soccer mom minivan ftw

[hollow glade]

All of them

[gray parcel]

when you buy the vivanite it unlocks that haircut

[tame holly]

I do have one, usually I put liveries on my car, but I decided on a sleeper build

its a very boring grey, the only hint its fast to someone who doesn't know is the hsw badge

[forest jackal]

one of those pulled up with 3 people in the back and gunned me down

[tame holly]

peak gta, just like 2 dudes flying a volotol in a public lobby

[silk shuttle]

shi

[silk shuttle]

deveste eight

[west stirrup]

No

[hollow owl]

Already have

I think wait

[silk shuttle]

if already have, tampa gt (with the level 5 upgrade, preferrably)

[hollow owl]

.

[hollow owl]

Yep have it

[silk shuttle]

fug

don't get anything then

[hollow owl]

Im considering getting the La Course

Or whtv

[brittle hatch]

La Renault

[silk shuttle]

peanut le curb

[hollow owl]

My dad was disappointed when he found it it was electric and not the old one

[silk shuttle]

tell him that in terms of game mechanics it has a 5 speed

[hollow owl]

Its electric, he doesmt care

[silk shuttle]

it's some consolation at least

[brittle hatch]

battery last longer than the irl version

[tame holly]

I still find it funny that when the la coureuse was added, Renault made a box art cover of Grand Penaud Auto or smth like that as a joke

[twin drum]

if you're still taking suggestions i would like to suggest the cyclone 2 just cause it's funny and will legitimately make you a much better driver if you learn to control it

but it certainly is a learning curve

[lament frigate]

Get it

goated car

[hollow owl]

Just got it and modified it 🤣

[forest jackal]

I don't even know who shot at me

[forest jackal]

mine is banana colored

I dont have a pic damn

I got a vid

[fast bridge]

Watch Judgment Day be 2X Cash & RP tomorrow

[golden sundial]

What's that

[gray parcel]

judgement day is august 29th

[sleek prism]

Vehicle warehouse 2X

[tame holly]

nah it will totally be panthere at cayo TRUST

[lament frigate]

Panthere the car?

[true scarab]

yeah absolutely not the primary target

[gray parcel]

gimme that diamond pumpkin primary loot

[sleek prism]

What causes that thing

idk what I should call it

[untold dock]

dlss/dlaa i think

[gray parcel]

or rt

looks like it's trying to reflect

[twin drum]

that's ghosting and it's caused by frame generation

DLSS for nvidia and FSR for amd

[twin drum]

no

[brittle hatch]

It's time to play the new slasher map

without controller to be at a disadvantage

[untold dock]

how does one complete blow up 4 with 80% accuracy

[twin drum]

don't miss

[untold dock]

yes

but how do i destroy about 20 vehicles without "missing"

can't use another vehicle, i tried throwables but it didn't work

[gray parcel]

i'm fairly certain targets such as cars count for acc

[sleek prism]

for who

[untold dock]

simeon

[gray parcel]

pretty sure i headshotted npcs outside the warehouse before the end of that to pad

[sleek prism]

Iirc I used throwables to explode cars and then used D5 as personal vehicle and headshotted npcs

or do it with someone who takes care of cars and enemies

[silk shuttle]

temporal antialiasing

probably the assest antialiasing

[twin drum]

assest

[silk shuttle]

u hearead that right

[sleek prism]

here?

[silk shuttle]

i was so planning to upgrade the gpu to a novideo one bc of this

and then u show me that

@split moon why u do me like that

[untold dock]

am i cooking or in the pot

[sleek prism]

Everything else looks good to me but damn that reflection/ghosting thing annoys

[gray parcel]

i get that rarely, i think during certain weather/time of day

[sleek prism]

yeah its very strong at night

[stoic solstice]

alanv807

Meet the dpad

[silk shuttle]

more like xdpad

[sleek prism]

Maybe this time

[split moon]

[sleek prism]

@split moon can you help me with this?

[silk shuttle]

i think that's just a byproduct of antialiasing that you're forced to use when you turn on raytracing

[split moon]

Are you using any kind of framegen? Looks like really bad ghosting

[split moon]

I never had that with DLAA

[sleek prism]

Maybe I take a vid of my settings

[split moon]

Well that could help but I just need to know if you're using framegen, and whether you're using DLSS with other antialiasing or just DLAA at native res

[golden sundial]

I thought that tree gonna fuck you up

[split moon]

hmm

[silk shuttle]

i don't really understand what learning is actually happening there as every frame is different from the previous ones
especially when driving

[split moon]

Change your 'frame scaling' to native and see if it still happens

[golden sundial]

It learns to believe

[hollow owl]

Now this is funny

[twin drum]

holy fuck

wait no

[swift trail]

doc forgery 😩

[silk shuttle]

unholy fuck, i think

[twin drum]

I very briefly thought that said cash forgery

[swift trail]

i’m gonna get rich

[twin drum]

that would've actually gone really hard with the car wash buff and gta+ lmao

[golden sundial]

Dude what the actual fuck is this

[hollow owl]

OMG THE KRAKEN AVISA IS 30% OFF

Crazy week

[swift trail]

what even is a judgement day (in the gta sense)

[hollow owl]

Best so far

[gray parcel]

doc forge and taxi work holy moly

[golden sundial]

They really don't like generosity

[gray parcel]

avisa has my crown for the most ass vehicle in the game

[hollow owl]

I kinda had a guess taxi work would be 2x

Due to this
Complete the first 3 weeks of Weekly Challenges in GTA Online this month to get the Vinewood Undead Collection in time for Halloween.

Oct 2-8 Complete 2 Waves in any survival.
Oct 9-15 Complete 3 Taxi Work fares.
Oct 16-22 Win 1 Adversary Mode

[swift trail]

the ufos are gonna be great

[sleek prism]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1o1kdha/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_october_9th_to/

[swift trail]

get ready to crash your hangar sourcing

[stoic solstice]

@hollow owl
@silver wave posted here. You cant type here til lvl 25. But yeah

[gray parcel]

doc forge offices on sale

[untold dock]

freeze time glitch is gonna hit with the ufo crap

[hollow owl]

Idk about this then

[fast bridge]

W event week

[stoic solstice]

Either do i. First i seen that bug out like that.

[swift trail]

Lmao

[sleek prism]

Fuckin shitty week

[fast bridge]

Called it

[fast bridge]

Nah

[west stirrup]

Docs is 4x YES

[stoic solstice]

Could be worse

[fast bridge]

Back to back bonuses on businesses

[golden sundial]

on fukin document forgery m8

[fast bridge]

4X on forgery is like 800k

[stoic solstice]

Ikr. Love to see it. Gotta bank that money incase mansions do drop this yr. Dont think 15m is enough

[west stirrup]

Win

[sleek prism]

like this?

[swift trail]

4x provided that you have gta-

i would not pay 8.99$ for that crap

[fast bridge]

They’re coming

[golden sundial]

[west stirrup]

What

[fast bridge]

It’s not even 8.99

[stoic solstice]

I hope

[golden sundial]

is 241m gonna be enough?

[tame holly]

clique wagon as the prize ride doesn't it suck ass

[fast bridge]

Is $1,410,000,000 enough?

[stoic solstice]

Yeah. Im guessing they will be 20m

[west stirrup]

It'd be funny if the December dlc was insanely expensive

[golden sundial]

too poor methinks

[fast bridge]

20M with upgrades

[split moon]

I mean, you could also try that I guess

[tame holly]

91 Mph top speed, yes it sucks ass

[stoic solstice]

Yeah

[fast bridge]

Everything in this game already is priced around shark cards. Think about it

[swift trail]

costs about 9,40 when converting

rounded for comedic effect

[fast bridge]

Yachts max 10M

10M shark card

Maxed out office & garage is 12M with the most expensive versions

10M Jet = 10M Shark card

I say base price of the mansions could be 6-10M

[night swallow]

Iykyk

[lament frigate]

what am I looking at

[night swallow]

gliched cars hahahaha

[hollow owl]

1 sticky is all it takes

[night swallow]

they all sell for 1m each

[lament frigate]

Doesnt the sell percentage decrease after every car sold

[night swallow]

not with these haha

[lament frigate]

wait what

[hollow owl]

Sentinel XS rules supreme

[night swallow]

ive got the link but ik glitches arent that welcome here so

too long to explain ngl

[lament frigate]

!glitches

[golden ravine]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @lament frigate

[night swallow]

clip is loading in hahhahah

its like 900k every 2mins so it does give me an advantage

[lament frigate]

This reminds me of the apartment glitch which got people's characters reset all those years ago

[night swallow]

cuz they overused it

[lament frigate]

iirc #gta-online had a 20 second cooldown it was mad

[night swallow]

just 15mil never hurt anyone haha

[hollow owl]

Forgot channels have cooldown tbh

Except here and comm

[lament frigate]

Yeah because you're a moderator

[hollow owl]

What

[night swallow]

[hollow owl]

Never knew tht

[lament frigate]

now you know

👍

[night swallow]

back to helping my friend merge some cars

[lament frigate]

apparently the actual glitches at the time avoided it because it was too easy and risky

[night swallow]

the old old apartment one was insane

the newer one was good too but would get you banned so fast

[lament frigate]

newer??

[night swallow]

basically the same but way longer steps to do it

BEFF Deluxo's was great too before they touched the daily sell limit in a bad way

Just need an decent RP glitch to get unpatched ngl

[hollow owl]

Best content
https://youtu.be/FfjjxEJRvbI?si=TgnkwN4jbF3YJy6P

[sleek prism]

@split moon
I just disable DLSS. I found something about Preset J in Nvidia app but I look it later
And yeah that ghosting thing started after DLSS update

[split moon]

Oh they updated DLSS?

you're probably gonna want to screw around with nvidia profile inspector then

Last time I played I was using DLSS 3 and I didn't have any issues, can't remember which preset though... K maybe?

[sleek prism]

Yeah iirc they updated it to DLSS 4

or smth

[split moon]

ouch

[sleek prism]

*Enabling DLSS 4 with this newly added support allows for both Multi Frame Generation and Frame Generation. *

I think it was in august

[split moon]

yeah ig see if preset J helps at all, but otherwise you might have to try and downgrade back to 3

[silk shuttle]

what does fsr/dlss even do when u set it to native aa?

i lost some frames after enabling it

[west stirrup]

Changes video memory

[split moon]

Just means its native resolution (no scaling)

[broken musk]

[green fractal]

[silk shuttle]

yeah but then what's the point of it

i might be stupid

[split moon]

Because it still does its own anti-aliasing when at native resolution, which objectively is far better than FXAA / TAA

you get a much sharper image overall

[silk shuttle]

still ing tho

[sleek prism]

👻 _ _

[split moon]

Seems specific to DLSS4

[split moon]

This is with DLAA

[untold dock]

played a heist today

first time in a long time

humane labs raid of course

it wasn't a good time, but it was elite

[golden sundial]

What exactly made it not a good time if it was elite?

[untold dock]

well

[golden sundial]

Seems like things were going well?

[untold dock]

it was over 8 minutes

that's not a good time

[golden sundial]

[wintry ermine]

I like that emote

[broken musk]

Fr

[lost lily]

Doc forgery 4x

[golden sundial]

time to buy gta+

[naive zenith]

And it has to be the shittiest business

[fast bridge]

Taxi is

[covert atlas]

Nuh uh

[fast bridge]

Even the 3 new businesses suck

[rancid parcel]

400k 🔥

Even more with high demand

[fleet sluice]

yesterday i was wondering why there was no weekly update info and now i realize that it was tuesday

whoops

[silk shuttle]

but did u have a good time

[west stirrup]

I just performed the funniest bonk with my Avenger

God i wish i recorded it

[fast bridge]

New GTA+ event starts tomorrow

[fleet sluice]

boring

[fast bridge]

Nah

[woeful needle]

That’s like almost sitting up in your chair money

[fierce mason]

I feel shit
What is there this week gta

[rancid parcel]

Doc Forgery x2 +x2 from gta+

[fierce mason]

...
Great first my sickness is worse and now this
So far, I have a bad birthday present

[sleek prism]

Morning

[west stirrup]

Good morin

[green fractal]

Time to photograph some LS npcs for pocket change.

[sleek prism]

Wher you skateboarding to

[fierce mason]

Awful morning but morning

[plucky burrow]

[flint flower]

We call that ghosting, last time I had that it was from Frame Generator

[sleek prism]

I had that off my solution: disable dlss

[silk shuttle]

tbf it is the spooky month today so it makes sense

[sleek prism]

does it makes sense it has been since august

1 more

[silk shuttle]

no but this month it do

[sleek prism]

Merryweather guys are bit tired

[tame holly]

Sleepy time, they prob been awake for 2 full day knowing the merryweather work policy

Why french flag ? I mean its true but how did u know ?

[silk shuttle]

🇫🇷 _ _

[sleek prism]

you french?

[tame holly]

Yeah, i got confused as to how u knew ?

[sleek prism]

[tame holly]

Possibly phone autocorrect

[sleek prism]

I didnt know. The thing is short "fr"

Instead of saying fr react with flag

[west stirrup]

For real

[sleek prism]

we need a search option reaction:

Time for shopping

[west stirrup]

Buy mk2

[sleek prism]

No

[west stirrup]

Buy me k2

[sleek prism]

what..

[west stirrup]

Mk2

[forest jackal]

[west stirrup]

2001 and that language..

[sleek prism]

I didnt know

but they are kinda lame

[forest jackal]

lol

[forest jackal]

he didn't even kill me

I was driving and a tank killed me

[west stirrup]

What is drilled even

[forest jackal]

idk but im bullying him rn

I guess dying from a tank makes me a tryhard

[west stirrup]

Trying hard to survive ig

[forest jackal]

lol

[forest jackal]

destroyed or dominated by someone

he was getting drilled too that's the funny shit

[plucky burrow]

Time to invest in doc frogery

[sleek prism]

Lets do 3 fares

[forest jackal]

is the fbi files worth to buy

[tame holly]

More Pavel content = Worth to buy automatically

[forest jackal]

lol

bought immediately

[tame holly]

It also gives access to the mct in terrobyte

[forest jackal]

the what

[golden sundial]

And GTA+

[tame holly]

The MK2 upgrade only truck

[forest jackal]

booooo they removed my Arab outfit for the cutscene

[rancid parcel]

Doc Forgery x4 let's go!

[forest jackal]

moneh

[sleek prism]

Easy 200k

[silk shuttle]

hardy >

[sleek prism]

Tom Hardy

Big mone

[silk shuttle]

bit of trivia

the spoiler upgrade that the arena taxi gets from being fully upgraded actually works on pc and gives that taxi traction benefits but only for the person who requested it from pepegasus

[sleek prism]

I can.. customize it?

[sleek prism]

How I do it

[silk shuttle]

everything is already done

[sleek prism]

I dont see the spoiler? 🔃

[forest jackal]

|| now you do ||

[sleek prism]

:D

@alpine basin at Simeon for 739k

[alpine basin]

Ill pick it up in like an hour or two when I can

I gotta do weekly challenge too

[sleek prism]

Yeah

[alpine basin]

I guess that means the rapid gt classic is about all I need left and Im set

[sleek prism]

Awesome

I might be online when you hop on

[alpine basin]

I could get on right now maybe

[sleek prism]

I'm in closed crew session so join me via crew members?

[untold dock]

yes

you should join

[fast bridge]

What’s the Rare liveries at VWCC?

[sleek prism]

These masks.. not good but still gonna get them

[silk shuttle]

go up to a car and press buy and it will say something about unlocking the livery

[sleek prism]

Is that with gta+

[fast bridge]

Ok

[fast bridge]

Yes

[silk shuttle]

at least it do at the car meet where you get a black screen with confirmation, i don't know if it will do that with the menu in the top left corner it should tho

[untold dock]

i see how it is

no response

too good for us noobs

[golden sundial]

damn son how much more do you want

[silk shuttle]

5926%

[alpine basin]

15% is kinda greedy don't you think

[lost lily]

Maybe he's loaded and only wants 15%

[plucky burrow]

I don't

[gray parcel]

me tbh

i'd take 0% if i could find a 4man for the award

[fierce mason]

I see perfectly no issue with this
I did all the setups
All people do is come and do the mission

[alpine basin]

I don't care for money either though, it is a joke tbf
Money is so easy to get its better to just give it to someone else than take it for yourself

[fierce mason]

I didn't notice
Sorry i haven't been myself today

[alpine basin]

you can't tell a text's tone if its a joke or not so its alright, more common of an issue is you can't see that stuff so its not you

[fast bridge]

Ain’t 15% the minimum cut too?

[fierce mason]

It's also doesn't help I got influenza so my brain isn't 100% working

[fast bridge]

Since last Friday, I made 32M from businesses. 15M of it is from Bunker 2X

[alpine basin]

I've got a big headache as is, people on this game somehow manage to make me impressed by the amount of things that can fail at

[alpine basin]

yea I was helping with bunker sales a TON during bunker week, I only sold mine like 3 times total but I must've done like 20 - 25 sales for other people

[fierce mason]

And it's random always
Bugstar really need to add a mini test to check if the person has enough brain cells to play the gams

[fast bridge]

I kept getting 100K a lot for helping

[alpine basin]

I was running around and watching people pvp and after a while I had to 1 - 1 score someone since they killed me, I guess they didn't like that because they proceded to teleport to their hangar a few times and procede to fly a plane into me 3 different times, and don't even get me started on the amount of people who I had to kill, who killed me with an mk2

[broken musk]

Every time I enter a new building

[alpine basin]

I have the same old gimmick of an outfit, that I've been wearing non-stop since... like early 2019

[broken musk]

crazy

weaponized Tampa for free GTA+ vehicle. I already have like 7 tampas

[alpine basin]

may as well have another one

[broken musk]

There ain’t even no unlockable liveries bruh this month sucks

[alpine basin]

could do the weekly challenges and build up progress for the stupid avenger camo Im never going to use

[broken musk]

It’s Halloween month, there’s about 100 Halloween based liveries ingame that are locked, but they don’t include any of them for ppl that give them money each month

[broken musk]

Avenger camo?

Idgaf about avenger liveries lol I have my santo Capra coin avenger

[alpine basin]

Camo, liveries, who cares what its called

but its the skull livery for the avenger, Im going to end up getting it and never use it since my avenger is the cow livery and color

[broken musk]

Fine I’ll get the skull livery

[alpine basin]

its better than nothing at least

[broken musk]

It would be nice if I wasn’t stuck in infinite loading screens all the fucking time but oh well

[eternal saffron]

well that was a fucking lie

i just sold document forgery and i didn't see any boost

[alpine basin]

how much did you get?

[broken musk]

The entire game is a fucking lie

[eternal saffron]

315k

which i'm fine with

[alpine basin]

Yea thats with x2

[eternal saffron]

oh

..

well for document forgery standards, that's not awful

[rancid parcel]

What did you expect from the worst passive business in the game lol

[broken musk]

We don’t actually live in America where we get to charge people up the wazoo for fake documents because of the current administration

[alpine basin]

Even with x2 and x4 its the WORST business in the game, even with the boost its not even worth doing

[eternal saffron]

i already had it ready anyway

but yeah

[alpine basin]

Im pretty sure everything is fake, we live in a snowglobe being controlled by weird triangle people who throw eggs at the mountains sometimes

[broken musk]

Yea probably something like that

Have UFOs been added back?

[fierce mason]

You think thats bad?
I had one moment in prison break where i was flying for 20 minutes straight and i was sitting here questioning wtf was happening down there
I had to leave that heist due to being late in night but i still dont know wtf happen down there that caused them to take 20 minutes!

[golden sundial]

They got into a drinking game with noose

[fierce mason]

They must be drinking a lot of pissbear thing

[silk shuttle]

same i have my sainto crappo coin

[fast bridge]

Did rockstar really copy and paste the same Newswire?

[golden sundial]

What

[fast bridge]

Today’s newswire date they linked says October 2nd

[golden sundial]

Ay listen

The employees man, they had a rough day

[untold dock]

thank you seminole for deciding to make a 90 degree turn into the wall

[sleek prism]

Wtf

[silk shuttle]

that's why i always drive in the oncoming lane (probably)

[fast bridge]

Counterfeit is 2X for GTA+

[untold dock]

that's great but i don't really care

[golden sundial]

Just like real life

[fast bridge]

Why comment if you didn’t care?

[untold dock]

because i wanted to let you know about my disinterest in that topic!

[lament frigate]

I have sainto crappo coin on my vagrant

One of them is not like the other

[silk shuttle]

i know what you are

[neon acorn]

nice

[twin drum]

just drive better tbh

[sleek prism]

Yes.

[fierce mason]

3 business days she took to respond

Well when you get busy in school
That often happens

[lament frigate]

whar?

[wintry ermine]

Isn't that like the most useless business there is?

[young copper]

yes

[wintry ermine]

Well no actually

Counterfeit isnt the most useless but thats not the 2x this week

Its forgery

And that yes is the most useless

So buying gta- just for the 4x on that sounds like the dumbest purchase ever

[forest jackal]

average npc

[twin drum]

i think it tried to turn right onto the road that's above the tunnel

unreal

[west stirrup]

[twin drum]

real

[fast bridge]

No. It’s also tied to NC to it ain’t useless

[wintry ermine]

Except its not cuz u use other businesses instead of that one

[fast bridge]

I sell at 360/360 so that utilizes all of them

[wintry ermine]

Driving anything else other than speedo is a waste of time and a big inconvenience imo

Either way its not recommended to wait for it to fill the whole thing up

[golden sundial]

[forest jackal]

sharky

[sleek prism]

water is literally freezing

[hollow owl]

Out Of Your Depths trophy award got alot easier to get now

Realised that a few weeks ago

[gray parcel]

i did that thinking it would count for agents of sabotage since it's in that category

but it doesn't

[sleek prism]

No more Dax

[hollow owl]

It worked for me

I got the trophy (as in the PS5 trophy for platinum awatd)

[gray parcel]

oh i meant the in-game awards, i think it has the same name

[hollow owl]

Thats the one for surviving shark attacks

[hollow owl]

This one is for dying to a shark

Oh ffs

Why it bugg

[sleek prism]

Interesting

[hollow owl]

I was doing OGFA on my female and I was doing soeedrun strats but forgot to put sticky on the boat so I died to a shark

And got the award

[sleek prism]

Yeah this one, I thought also that all awards in same section counts but no

[hollow owl]

Man, I dont like ps5 lobbies

Ps4 are so much more chill

I got orbed for doing exotic export

[gray parcel]

chop shop has the cluck bell awards too and also don't count for it

confusing

[sleek prism]

Yeah, it took some time to realize that first 9 awards counts and not other awards

[hollow owl]

Ive done the bottom 2, cba for the top 2 on controller

[sleek prism]

Shooting range is pretty difficult with mouse so I did a trick where I can use Minigun

[primal sluice]

Shooting range easy af

[sleek prism]

No

[primal sluice]

I did it without problems

[gray parcel]

i found them much easier after i got mk2s

[sleek prism]

Damn

[gray parcel]

idk how consolers are supposed to get them

[sleek prism]

Some of them were easy but with some guns especially last round was impossible

[hollow owl]

We don't

Everyone who has said they have they are lying

[gray parcel]

i think the pistol one i found the most difficult

[primal sluice]

Depends on which pistol you use for it

[untold dock]

are you confusing bunker and ammunation shooting ranges

there are no weapon options for bunker

[gray parcel]

it does use your attachments though, so if you don't have extended clip it makes it harder

[untold dock]

clip 😡

it's a magazine

yes i know the game has it named wrong

[silk shuttle]

ammo capacitor

[woeful needle]

No the MoC not the file missions lol

[gray parcel]

check out my new gaming chair

[woeful needle]

After getting 679 for 30 times in a row i just googled it

[sleek prism]

Huh?

[woeful needle]

The progression you showed after was the bunker progression which needs the 8 from the moc not the fbi files to complete lol

[sleek prism]

Yeah 2 different conversations

[woeful needle]

But yeah I did minigun after so many genuine tries and I have 500,000 left for bunker sales

[sleek prism]

MOC / Gunrunning makes me think why reward is Dune FAV when we can get it for free from Warstock

[woeful needle]

It’s a different variant

The BF version not just regular one

[sleek prism]

Ok

Oh

[sleek prism]

I do resupplies now (19/25) and then I start buying supplies until sales are 25M

[woeful needle]

Yeah that’s what I did

lol

Bunker has 4 more resupplies then Im shutting it down

[gray parcel]

bunker supply missions are wild

some of them take so long

[woeful needle]

They are so fun sometimes

[gray parcel]

i'm 12/25m atm

[woeful needle]

I shut down my mc businesses, night clubs, bail bonds, salvage yard

Im at 22/50 million for cargo warehouse

[untold dock]

25 resupplies for bunker isn't too bad but 100 for acid

god what the fuck

i want to slap whoever came up with that

[sleek prism]

Yeah and acid 10M sale but bunker 25M

no sense

[woeful needle]

All 4 variants for casino on hard mode without being spotted

[sleek prism]

100 resupply for 25M and 25 resupply for 10M makes more sense

[woeful needle]

I prefer less resupplies missions

[sleek prism]

"nearest airfield"

[untold dock]

that isn't bad

[woeful needle]

It’s 30 heists

[untold dock]

i've done like 400

[fleet sluice]

anywhere is a landing pad if youre a good enough pilot

[fast bridge]

Where’s the drug dealers today?

[untold dock]

anyone for a quick act 1 and 2 finale only?

doing these for career progress

nvm got someone

[broken musk]

Nearest helipad

More like a strip of dirt but yk i guess it’s considered a helipad

[hollow owl]

@forest jackal I see you mf

Holy OTR user

Yes yes

[forest jackal]

right

[hollow owl]

I go to see who else reacted with and it broke discord

Wtf

Anyways

[forest jackal]

I just died from my vehicle

[hollow owl]

I was just gnna put on my Spotify and see how long it takes me to do an imaginary track around LS and Blaine County

[forest jackal]

the orange roll cage 💀

dis thing sounds amazing

the prize ride challenge is just place top 5

lol

[forest jackal]

deserved

[hollow owl]

2.5k on OTR

[forest jackal]

it's not 2.5k

also 2.5k is nothing lol

[fast bridge]

I just made 1.4M from counterfeit cash