gta-online-mk2

[twin drum]

mistreat the baer

bear

[rancid parcel]

Let's ban that bear

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

No dont ban my bear

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[twin drum]

ban the trace so your name becomes unable

[hollow owl]

Unable ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[broken musk]

[tidal yew]

[young copper]

is there a thing like if you switch your character you wont see your progress updated?

like character 1 has cmm done and you switch to character 2 which does not have it and then switch back to 1 and progress shows not completed

[signal zodiac]

I would be so upset in your position if it actually reset the challenge 😭

[signal zodiac]

Did you try restarting your game though? I bet it's a caching issue if anything

[young copper]

well I just loaded the game and already changed from 2 to 1 yesterday and my cmm was done

Rockstar be ready for another compensation

[silk shuttle]

never let valk suggest moderation actions

[silk shuttle]

also never let valk use stickers

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[silk shuttle]

🚪

[cunning python]

@silk shuttle

[silk shuttle]

[cunning python]

Put some krach on the radio then drove through a tunnel, it sounded exactly the same

[silk shuttle]

@night swallow

[cunning python]

Wasted converted me

[cunning python]

Say the line!!!!

[silk shuttle]

man i don't see or hear the appeal

[signal zodiac]

bro really said ion no

[cunning python]

I like zaag, don't like dual dmg stuff

[hollow owl]

Agreed

The bear is mine

[silk shuttle]

what you're talking about

[signal zodiac]

kinda sus... you're on drake?!

[silk shuttle]

🇳🇴

[daring hedge]

is halloween

the same as last year

[signal zodiac]

Thanks for reminding me I need to get that shocker baton

Cayo Perico Survival is back

• they added stuff to the survival creator from it

[night swallow]

Me everyday hahaha

[daring hedge]

so the same

GAMES GONE

TRULY GONE

[signal zodiac]

I mean... I wouldn't doubt that they're keeping GTA online alive with most of the crew that was working on FiveM at this point leading up to GTA 6.

Got their best engineers working on 6 I would assume

[cunning python]

Is the 10 pumpkins onky this week

Or the whole month

[signal zodiac]

I think there are 200

According to someone I spoke to yesterday

[cunning python]

??

[silk shuttle]

200 in a single day

[cunning python]

What

Is it not a collectible thing

[signal zodiac]

Yeah lol... but he said it was pretty simple to follow a map of them

[silk shuttle]

it is but u need to collect 200 in a single day for a shitty t-shirt
or 10 for a shitty mask

[cunning python]

But is it a collectible or is it like peyote

Oh

[daring hedge]

map aint that big anyway

[cunning python]

Do they give rp

[daring hedge]

get ur opressor

[cunning python]

For collecting

[untold dock]

the mask is not shitty

you can say eehheheh while wearing it

peak

[cunning python]

I'm feeling like wasting some time on the world of gta

[daring hedge]

thats what i been waiting for

while playin other games

[rancid parcel]

Retire

And come back when mansion update

Then retire again until gta 6

[fast bridge]

That masks makes a noise

[signal zodiac]

I guess you could try to use that time elsewhere.... or not

Your time after all

[cunning python]

Instead of retire I should get dcmm role before you

[cunning python]

We love gta

[rancid parcel]

All yours

I gave up anyway

[cunning python]

Nooo

[rancid parcel]

Too much time wasted and not fun at all

It feels like a freaking job

[sleek prism]

Weak

Ok bye

[cunning python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/827663824223469588/NEVER_GIVE_UP_YOUR_WAAAAAAAAAAAAY-1.mp4?ex=68e0f040&is=68df9ec0&hm=b6c540ca9fb56d6857bafdc72d6a6e965237f792daee81ff141695e5e46221be&

Your neck will live

[rancid parcel]

I'm not playing that.

[cunning python]

Your loss

[fast bridge]

I made my billion a few years ago and now I just do fun stuff

[cunning python]

Free motivation and you say " No ❤️ "

[fast bridge]

I love the Halloween modes

Especially at 3AM

[cunning python]

Don't you need 3 man only? Imagine my position I need the duo

Every attempt 4 deluxos 4 strombergs

[rancid parcel]

I had to suffer and which I did on those 2 preps

[cunning python]

Crazy they never bothered to update it

[rancid parcel]

At least deluxo was faster since its in 1 place while Stromberg is literally around the map

[cunning python]

I guess but deluxos feels way more like a chore imo

[plucky burrow]

[cunning python]

Lumbago would help

[plucky burrow]

[silk shuttle]

[opal rock]

Saw this and it made me chuckle, thought you would appreciate it

[untold dock]

real

[sturdy tapir]

Helo oreo

[silk shuttle]

bought just for

[west stirrup]

Never let oreo buy emojis

[opal rock]

I think you mean Rumi

[sturdy tapir]

hmmmge gang

[sturdy tapir]

But i also use a lot of other emojis and i don't need anything more than basic tbf

[signal zodiac]

Did you also get the 3 free months of nitro from gamepass?

[sturdy tapir]

I don't own Xbox gamepass

Nor do i have an xbox

[signal zodiac]

I mean I do have an Xbox... but I think Microsoft is pushing buying gamepass even without an Xbox (PC game pass, game streaming on mobile/laptops/crappy pcs with good internet, etc)

Definitely downgrading though since they are raising ultimate to $30 a month

I mean GTA is on the premium plan they added ($17 a month I think), so no real reason for the ultimate for me anymore given that they have a lot of PC games on the other plans too now.

[cunning python]

@silk shuttle discord warps

[plucky burrow]

Why reddit getting too clingy with the watermark

[opal rock]

You know I’m not John Reddit right?

[plucky burrow]

At least you're not diddy

[sleek prism]

oreo lost one car because of this 😭

[opal rock]

You done him dirty

The car said “what is this horrendous colour scheme” and chose ewo

[fast bridge]

Just get ultimate at GameStop. Still $20

[primal sluice]

If billy was smart, he'd get a Kosatka instead

[woeful needle]

Valid

[woeful needle]

I get 92 message requests a week now

[sleek prism]

So thats the bug?

[untold dock]

gta online is a perfect game with no bugs

[fleet sluice]

they’re features

[plucky burrow]

chat is this real

[untold dock]

yes

[plucky burrow]

[golden sundial]

Coming to the switch before PC, truly the publisher of all time

[hollow owl]

If anyone can guess what car this might be, il give you a cookie. Nvm no cookie, i didnt cut off the ending fully. Also volume warning

[alpine basin]

technically the game is cominig to pc before pc

[golden sundial]

Can you give me a cookie for your skill issue

[hollow owl]

Yeah fine

🍪

[golden sundial]

Yay

[hollow owl]

Pls add the 1994 Miata into the game R*

I wanna create a beast

[alpine basin]

The amount of horrid modifications that front engine bay is going to have 😭

at least it'd fit in with the tuners category

[hollow owl]

I just wanna create CarMightys V8 Miata

And his drift one

Il be surprised if they ever put it in the game and not give it drift tune

[daring hedge]

comin to switch w them ps3 graphics 🔥🔥🔥

[fast bridge]

I want that and a clean 350Z in the game

[cunning python]

Pumpkin

[fast bridge]

@stoic solstice

Pictures from the files. These are construction props

Last time we had construction props was in 2019 with both casino dlcs. This one is from the first casino dlc

[fast bridge]

@stoic solstice https://youtu.be/4pe3fYQLmtE?si=0HEE3-QX7ltCCDP8

first video I found when I typed in GTA Online Mansion DLC

You’re welcome

[fleet sluice]

ew tgg

[fast bridge]

Finally someone that agrees with me

[covert atlas]

TGG is okay

[broken musk]

Yes for sure bro and this is my alt account too, my main account has a solid 1,378 billion on it and is legit lvl 6000

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

Hmm
I have more money than you anyways
Has 3 million in my main

[broken musk]

Me when I cannot keep up with my own lie:

Before they add buy able mansions

[woeful needle]

But it has to be donked

[tame holly]

writing do be hard

[woeful needle]

Me when gta+ is going up in price so I have to alt e-girl for the extra 3 dollars a month

[sturdy tapir]

did brudda fail English sentence structure and grammar

[broken musk]

Yea probably.. or still enrolled

[fleet sluice]

gta physics

[plucky burrow]

[hollow socket]

Hey hey hey you cannot expose us like this

[fleet sluice]

skull

[plucky burrow]

A fairytale

[real peak]

I am here to meow

🐱

[wintry ermine]

More construction?

[gray meteor]

Mile high club construction done when

[sleek prism]

Maybe never? Nothing happened in 12 years

[tame holly]

Never, too many missions take place there, that's probably why it still didn't get finished and never will

[gray meteor]

They should fix that

[plucky burrow]

Why are you Ryan Gosling

[broken musk]

NO. I get enough of that from my cat that his name is Meowgi

[gray meteor]

Sorry?

Omg do you mean my fucking pfp

😭😭😭

[golden sundial]

What else would he mean

[gray meteor]

I thought he meant my message because my pfp isn't Ryan gosling 😭

[silent portal]

LMAOOO

[cunning python]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DLw7MyWM7Lq/?igsh=

[gray meteor]

That's fire

I wanna recreate that with the doomsday one but it's not really that iconic

[cunning python]

To me that handshake will always be iconic

[golden sundial]

Is that a lemon they're holding on the other hand or

[gray meteor]

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT IT

yesyEsyesyeyses

Next time I meet up with my friend we'll recreate it

We met through bogdan too it's only fitting

[west stirrup]

Who is your pfp though 😏

[gray meteor]

Luke Hemmings

I love him

[broken musk]

that was definitely 110% worth every penny

[long cobalt]

Nice one

[broken musk]

Then they all proceeded to harass me after their stand your ground was over what did I ever do to you except blow you up?

[gray meteor]

Lmaooo

[broken musk]

Wasn’t really expecting the lvl 126 player to waste their hard earned money on someone like me who only finds the orb cooldown frustrating and don’t care about the price

[golden sundial]

Maybe they also don't care about price

[broken musk]

Alrighty sure, get ready for a satellite war bc I’m boutta drain ur bank account

I’ll just use one of my seven mk2s to pursue them while waiting for orb lol

They blow it up oh well I call in another

[cunning python]

Even the mods know legacy is better

[hollow owl]

[tame holly]

for some reason I joined a pac standard with randos, guess where I decided to leave

[golden sundial]

That's what shows up when I load up enhanced

[golden sundial]

On escape

[cunning python]

Wym

[tame holly]

nope earlier

[cunning python]

I don't like the "let's kill the hostages for swat van escape " gamers

[tame holly]

the demo guy tried to use sticky to open the first door, when it didn't work he tried again

to the surprise of no one he was level 21, at least the level 13 on crowd control didn't kill the hostages on sight

[golden sundial]

I mean

He was a demolition

[golden sundial]

When I load up the game discord shows that I'm playing legacy when it's enhanced

[cunning python]

Weird don't have that issue, but you could remove it form registered games and then retry with enhanced

[golden sundial]

Meh, it's fine, lemme bamboozle people

[cunning python]

But for the server tag they literally search the game up, idk why they disnt pick enhanced, or both

based mods prefer legacy

[broken musk]

Unsuspecting chump

[plucky burrow]

What is that weapon

[tame holly]

just an AA turret, 8/10 on the destroy the valet scale

1/10 being a regular gun, and 10/10 the orb, if you somehow hit it

[fierce mason]

Whats wrong with that?

[cunning python]

i dont think its a good strat

way too slow and unneccesery

[fierce mason]

Well it is
What is the strat

[cunning python]

bikes or regular police car 😄

[fierce mason]

Airplane police

[cunning python]

have the money holder go seperate

[fierce mason]

OOHH
The pacific standard heist
Kill hostages to get a swat van...
That's actually a good idea in theory

[silk shuttle]

not don't like, hate

[fierce mason]

You get a vechiele that hard to destory, good window coverage, comfortable defense for the bagger
The only really big con is slow movement speed

Wait thats actually a big one
You got a timer in that mission
Moving fast is key in that mission

[silk shuttle]

or you could just get to the bikes and use them while cops do not shoot at you if you do not shoot at them

[lost lily]

Swat van guys are even worse than sewer and heli

[fierce mason]

The hell wrong with the heli approach!

[lost lily]

Heli is fine with randoms but with friends use cars

[fierce mason]

But all my friends are too offline
I am stuck with randoms

[silk shuttle]

the three horsemen of brainlet heist strats

• vinewood police station heli
• swat van
• sewers

[lost lily]

Heli is acceptable in pac if u use emp

[plucky burrow]

[eternal saffron]

i hate the epic games launcher so much

[golden sundial]

What's the swat van one

[cunning python]

I always thought it works like that, but the bag /money holder never gets shot. The others do

Maybe if they don't shoot first they don't get shot either, I'm not sure

[silk shuttle]

the one ppl were discussing earlier where u kill hostages in pakistan to make swat spawn and take one of their vans

[plucky burrow]

What about swimming to escape cayo

[silk shuttle]

the actual wanted level is 2 stars in the getaway
cops don't shoot if it's 2 stars, but you shoot one and it becomes 3 stars and then they start shooting

[golden sundial]

[tame holly]

I'd also put the vigilante for the convoy on pac standard, way too likely to blow up the truck

[golden sundial]

When did pacific standard relocate to Pakistan?

[fierce mason]

I know
Its just pure dogshit

[plucky burrow]

Tomorrow

[lost lily]

Pac stan

[cunning python]

I see, I always used to jut put everyone in a police car and drive them to the boat without ever shooting or getting shot

Perfect strat with Randoms imo, obviously bikes is best, but not with Randoms

[plucky burrow]

Pakific standard

[fierce mason]

That is the if random cooperate with you
Which is now 10x harder without game chat

[tame holly]

now do it on console and since you live in Europe, its not a given that they understand english

[silk shuttle]

put everyone in a police car
making their visual wanted levels become the actual ones (so 5 stars)

[tame holly]

(also its very well known that randos can't read)

[cunning python]

Then they'd get shot yea?

[fierce mason]

Spoiler alert
I play in the middle east
I already know that pain for 10 years!

[silk shuttle]

yes

[cunning python]

Maybe my memory was me being in the car solo

It's been too long lol

Then bikes the only way

[fierce mason]

There was the old kuruma strat but Slowstar patched it

[silk shuttle]

i didn't get to use the bati for the escape

[fierce mason]

Its not the bati

[silk shuttle]

it is

well it isn't now bc i traded that garage for a different one

[fierce mason]

No
Its the bike that has a ability to move fast

[silk shuttle]

so the bati

[tame holly]

its the lectro, one of only 2 bikes with kers

iirc the other one is the vindicator

[fierce mason]

That bike
i frogot its name

[silk shuttle]

which is not the bike that i'm talking about

[tame holly]

we all know the fast bike is the pizza boy

(ignore that it didn't exist back then)

[lost lily]

Randoms with skull issue
#gta-media message

[fierce mason]

so how many takes?

[lost lily]

I quit after 3

[fierce mason]

Weak

But understandable

[lost lily]

He died in the noose van at which point u know it's impossible

[fierce mason]

I changed my mind
You're not weak
You knew it cannot be done

[plucky burrow]

Hiiii

[golden sundial]

Are the windows not bulletproof?

[plucky burrow]

Oh sorry I meant Ryan Reynolds

[lost lily]

Was opening the door to shoot
#gta-online-mk2 message

[fierce mason]

He was playing with randoms
They always die somehow

[plucky burrow]

Does bulletproof mean minigunproof

[golden sundial]

Ohhh they were shooting lmao

You can never contain the bloodlust of a GTAO player

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @sleek prism

[autumn epoch]

wait i didnt know anthracite black looked like this

this would be a great match with a schafter

[sleek prism]

Sleep well

[west stirrup]

If i were a cat

[lament frigate]

Think i went too fast

[golden sundial]

when you're minced meat but greed keeps you going

[lost lily]

2p aggro gold

[broken musk]

This, but 10x is a bad sport lobby lol

[golden sundial]

Yo, do you know about the animation cancel in casino?

[lost lily]

Yea with mask audio

[golden sundial]

Cool cool

I have a problem

Anytime I do it, the setting changes itself to no action

I'm like bruh what

[lost lily]

You just hold the button instead of spamming it

[golden sundial]

Ah, I see

I'll try that

[glad compass]

lol, spun the wheel and tabbed away to check Discord and saw my character celebrating

Won the Podium Vehicle

[golden sundial]

i'm part of the cool kids club now

[lost lily]

Noice

[rancid parcel]

French Fries

[fierce mason]

What club?

Am i so old that i am out of touch?

[alpine basin]

Having had completed all elite challenges, for a lousy shirt

[fierce mason]

Ah then congrats

[fierce mason]

I joined a random and doing avenger setup
This is a bad idea

The bad idea worked well and neither of us die
I like this random but she is reckleds

[versed lintel]

already more than enough

[silk shuttle]

[stoic solstice]

O look i can chat here now. Must be lvl 25

[golden sundial]

Welcome to an ever so slightly less dumb channel

[stoic solstice]

Hey oreo can i DM you with a question i have. I posted something earlier. And cant figure out what is wrong with it. And modmail is being short with me.

[stoic solstice]

I get the reason for the channel. Its locked behind a level. And we can post images here where we cant in the otherone and im assuming thats so people dont photo bomb the channel

[autumn epoch]

correct

at least i cant think of any other reason

[golden sundial]

I think it's just privilege but eh

[autumn epoch]

shhhh

[stoic solstice]

Lol
Ashley how did you become crew?

[golden sundial]

By /joincrew

[silk shuttle]

old user privilege

[autumn epoch]

/joincrew [social club username]

[silk shuttle]

wall explained it to you earlier

[golden sundial]

Wall?

She's alive?

[stoic solstice]

Wall? No no it is something i posted that was auto deleted and everything. And the auto bot is claiming i said a bad word. But i dont see the bad word. And whoever the moderator handling it in modmail is giving me this whole. "Its top secret, i cant tell you what bad word you said". And im like. Dude i need to know so i refrain from using it.

Honestly i do not see the bad word at all

[autumn epoch]

what did Raptor flag your message with?

[stoic solstice]

Tgus why i want to show you the image of what i wrote so someone can point it out

[fleet sluice]

[stoic solstice]

Sent you a DM with the image

[autumn epoch]

i think the shortened 'combat' flagged it

[stoic solstice]

No way

[autumn epoch]

i could be wrong though

[golden sundial]

Shortened combat... Wait...

[stoic solstice]

If a moderator would just tell me what it is ill know

[golden sundial]

[autumn epoch]

actually yeah i believe so, if it was something else your message wouldve been deleted by raptor

if it was a flagged word, you get timed out

[autumn epoch]

its the 3 letter word you typed in place of combat when talking about the shotgun and the mg mk2

[stoic solstice]

Yeah i was timed out. Thus flagged word. Question. What is the flagged word so i know to never use it

[autumn epoch]

its the word you used in place of combat

remove the o, m and the a and you got it

but dont type it out

[untold dock]

reverse engineering gtao regex part one

[stoic solstice]

Fair enough. Thanks ashley

[autumn epoch]

sometimes its better to not shorten words

[autumn epoch]

yw! :D

[golden sundial]

I love career progress

[autumn epoch]

that wouldnt only be flagged in the server youd be permanently suspended for child safety

[stoic solstice]

Yeah i just claimed a lot of things from there and noticed that none of my Cayo stuff carried over so i gotta do all that again

[autumn epoch]

i recreated the mk1 ingame but this thing is boring as heeeeeell 👢

how did that auto correct to a fucking boot

[golden sundial]

That's just how much you hate this car

[autumn epoch]

oooh ok :sbo and tab = 👢

[stoic solstice]

Everyone hates that car. Look at it. It has sad written all over it in white letters

Its that sad

And what is even more sad. I had that car show up twice today in my autoshop. And im like, erm why do you want turbo in this hung of junk

[autumn epoch]

i dont think its that bad its just that it looks boring when it isnt riced

[stoic solstice]

Perhaps

[autumn epoch]

wow how i love ricing cars

[alpine basin]

Two of those aren't even riced, they are really just poor replicas

[autumn epoch]

the two of them being

[autumn epoch]

nope i didnt base the zr350 on it

[alpine basin]

the black hood on the zr350 could be yellow if its pre-attack like stage 3 or smt, I forgot, might be 4

[autumn epoch]

the only thing that is based off anything here is the Futo GTX

but i might as well buy

[alpine basin]

yay

another one, and another

[autumn epoch]

actually i did have something else in mind for the futo gtx but i wanted to stay on the replica

and... i dont think its a poor one for that matter

like the only thing i could say about it is the livery being slightly off but its the closest match

actually wait let me check if it is

😭

ok ill fix some things:
remove the sunstrip
make the bonnet white

and make the bump strips white

[thick rose]

Look like a Ai generated car

[alpine basin]

(it probably is just an AI generated livery)

[autumn epoch]

now?

[alpine basin]

it looks naked

it makes me uncomfortable to look at actually

[autumn epoch]

ok then, secondary hood it is

now?

[alpine basin]

much improved

[autumn epoch]

the only things i changed are the side panels and the sunstrip, is this better?

[thick rose]

(Take the VIP to sandy shores medical)

[alpine basin]

Are you doing career progress for quickiepharm?

[thick rose]

Nah

Drive VIP

I did quickiepharm for the livery

[alpine basin]

My drive the VIP is always in the slums for some reason, I don't think I've ever had to go to sandy for it, strange

[autumn epoch]

calling vinewood hills the slums is so real of you

[thick rose]

I need to save paramedic outfit

Now

Is skibidi rizz a bad yacht name?

[thick rose]

Most of my business are in vinewood and downtown

[gray meteor]

How has this word not been blacklisted server wide yet

[plucky burrow]

you want to blacklist a culture?

[untold dock]

yes

[plucky burrow]

what the sigma

[gray meteor]

OMG NOW I GET IT

That's why you act the way you do

[young copper]

I have another proof now why R* support agents are blind

now like receiving $2m for like 5th 6th time I am thinking I should quit doing cayo for money

[valid wasp]

Yea support doesnt give a fk. Ive asked for like 5 million multiple times and they just give it like 60% of the time

[young copper]

5m for what btw?

[hollow owl]

I swear this word has been

Im never buying a yacht

[young copper]

you should

it shows luxury

[hollow owl]

I bought it on my main so my dad could do whatever he wants with it.

[young copper]

son should enjoy too

[valid wasp]

nothing, i just asked for money

[hollow owl]

No i dont want yacht

Its another map icon i cant remove

[young copper]

out of no where haha why

[young copper]

it's luxury icon

[valid wasp]

Seeing how long i could keep doing it for

[hollow owl]

No

Its an annoying one

[young copper]

find a glitch then ask for compensation that works too

[plucky burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1424306873594810429/image0.gif

[valid wasp]

yup

[fierce mason]

What the fuck did i miss

[silk shuttle]

front quarter missing completely

[cunning python]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DNqTbUyu17U/?igsh=

Still think sewers is a bad strat? @silk shuttle

[autumn epoch]

le weight reduction

[rancid parcel]

is there a storm approaching?

i dont have my umbrella with me

[plucky burrow]

[fierce mason]

Where is it
I need it

It doesnt rain in the middle east at all

[plucky burrow]

You live in the bad parts

[fierce mason]

I know
UAE gets no damn rain
I hate it here

Only sunny
No rain

[plucky burrow]

[broken musk]

I didn’t know we could do that to fighter jets aswell

[broken musk]

ffs that is next level IRL criminal behaviour

[fossil dagger]

Okay i need sum help, if i buy this even though it says Xbox 360 can i play it on my Xbox series s? I'm planning to play through it but i don't wanna waste 25€ if i can't play it since it says Xbox360

[untold dock]

yes

25€ for gta 4 is wild though

[fossil dagger]

yeah i know

got any suggestions where i could get it for cheaper?

[untold dock]

6€ on steam

[fossil dagger]

Dang

😭

Xbox scamming

[lost lily]

What about gta+

[fossil dagger]

What about it

[lost lily]

You can play older rockstar games with gta+. Not sure whether 4 is included

[fossil dagger]

Oh

Interesting

Imma check

[fossil dagger]

Nope it isn't sadly

imma probably just buy it then can't really find it on any other sites

[fast bridge]

Yes

[fast bridge]

GameStop

[fast bridge]

It’s not

[woeful needle]

roll end credits

[nocturne garnet]

I dont think I've been registered as mc for years lol

[woeful needle]

each customer bike delivery is 60,000 and its 1 per hour

[nocturne garnet]

Haha yeah that's a grind. I've probably done 700-800 auto shop deliveries by now lol. Just for the car meet rep though

[fossil dagger]

What if i have a series s though? I can't get a disc version

[west stirrup]

[woeful needle]

Batman is getting craftier with his hiding places

[signal zodiac]

Sorry I can't get over that you can köp something in swedish (reads like copping something in english slang)

[fast bridge]

How?

[fossil dagger]

ööööööö

[sleek prism]

You cant park there

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @sleek prism

[tame holly]

So I just tuned the weevil and as soon as i went out of ls customs, i got an internet error. I dont think it saved

[hollow owl]

Forgot rapid fire bug is more common on ps4

Grinding on my old main acc for my dad

His money making setup is questionable

[long cobalt]

That's nice

[gray meteor]

What is it

[hollow owl]

Meth, Cash, coke, no equipment upgrade NC, only had 4 technicians sourcing cargo and inv only to sell lol

And hes a lvl 529 with 300 mill earned

[gray meteor]

Oh my

[sleek prism]

3 more

[hollow owl]

Back where it all began...

[sleek prism]

I just fuckin hate Jodi

[untold dock]

isn't the platinum award 50 files?

[sleek prism]

nope

[hollow owl]

Gnna do some old acc grinding

[sleek prism]

oh shit you are right

[untold dock]

only 28 more!

[gray meteor]

Poor guy

[sleek prism]

gotta do 1 per day

maybe I can get it some day

4-5 month for doing 22

[west stirrup]

What ya gonna do about it

[hollow owl]

Doing cayo on ps4 fps is

God rapid fire bug is alot more common than i remember it

[green fractal]

[west stirrup]

I dare you

[gray meteor]

That's that good ole good ole

[hollow owl]

I might do a dre run

Its tempting but il have to move some cars from my dad's garages lol

[green fractal]

Well, i can't run Enhanced, so...

[west stirrup]

Wait no no

Enhanced role

[hollow owl]

NOOO FUCK

It didnt save my cayo

I got pink diamond

[golden sundial]

kek

[green fractal]

Changing outfit to force save exists

[hollow owl]

I forgot

[green fractal]

And your game forgot your diamond

[brittle hatch]

where's the top shell of the console ?

[hollow owl]

I yeeted it

[brittle hatch]

[hollow owl]

So it can cool down

YES I got pink

[golden sundial]

[forest jackal]

bush

[west stirrup]

i swear my game is haunted

Im playing Ghost of Yotei on Remote Play and gta AFK

[gray meteor]

What is this for

[west stirrup]

I went from afking in a taxi to going underwater, then spawning at the Sawmill, 30mins later a cursed animal spawns near me and BST too

[golden sundial]

my profile can't be found when searched

makes it a problem for lfg's

[gray meteor]

Damn wtf

[woeful needle]

Peak triple A game play

[broken musk]

I love this vehicle

[untold dock]

or just the stupidity of the average player

could have easily killed you there are threw it away

[broken musk]

I like watching them kill themselves, it’s more funny

Buddy could have easily used a regular gun and shot threw the windows to kill me but nope, used the missile launcher and killed himself, aswell as blowing up his mk2

[golden sundial]

sometimes, magic happens

[lost lily]

Vigi pro

[west stirrup]

Toreador noob

[west stirrup]

It's 4 am

[lost lily]

weed was really good on 3x 2x #gta-online-mk2 message

[west stirrup]

Plainly i wanted to bash my head into a coat holder

[plucky burrow]

You'll be compensated with 500k

[tidal yew]

[vocal geode]

[young copper]

Guys Dean B. is your guy to solve all your problems || (sarcasm) ||

[fierce mason]

Sleep remy

its now 2 pm over there

[young copper]

where?

[fierce mason]

idk
Realistically speaking
Its now 8 am over there but i am saying 2 pm because yeah

[hollow owl]

My dad relies on the MC businesses

Didn't even have meth, NC didnt have equipment upgrade, one of his technicians wasnt even on his weed business. MC businesses and Dispatch 3 and 6 have been his money making methods for years

[sleek prism]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @sleek prism

[fierce mason]

That literally me some of the time
The amount of money i make from MC when im often doing anything not focusing on money is massive
But dear god is it a pain to do it solo

I am actually gonna go and do some research into seeing if i am force that truck sale mission only
That way i can atleast use the business instead of ignoring it

So instead of wasting 30 min getting 400k
I can instead cut to 30 minutes and 1 million dollars gain

[silk shuttle]

man

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1397491109051236364/man.gif

when ur dad plays the same game(s) as u

[gray meteor]

My dad can barely work his own phone

[hollow owl]

He laughs all the time when im showing him better ways "i got you into the game and I taught you the ways, now your teaching me the ways"

Doesn't do bunker sales even tho its 2x, never sells in a public and only does MC and NC

And he is lvl 529 and 330 mill earned

[silk shuttle]

i don't even do bunker these days

[hollow owl]

I do it when I remember

Which is like every few days

[silk shuttle]

i mean yeah 2x bunker so 14 mil in a week instead of 7

can make that in a day with other things

well maybe not 14 but certainly 7

[golden sundial]

Yeah but you don't suffer from skill issue

I think

[hollow owl]

"I think"

[lament frigate]

Same

I only do nightclub really

[tender lichen]

Where do I send my OG CMM role request

[untold dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1369772807906529391/mm-1.gif

[silk shuttle]

discustang

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1422672537808142497/what.gif

[untold dock]

wgat

[golden sundial]

hol' up, something ain't right

[lost lily]

[west stirrup]

You’ve been locked up there for 5 days?

[broken musk]

Lowkey this is one special lobby

I could have won the race had I not picked a slow af car when I decided to participate in the race

[fierce mason]

Use a plane

[fierce mason]

You will always win

[hollow owl]

Did a cayo for my dad now i have motivation to do them again

[tame holly]

alright time to try with the bombushka

[fierce mason]

Your dad?

Your dad is playing gta...

[hollow owl]

My dad started playing gta on the ps3

Then moved to ps4 but had to restart

Been on the game for years

Taught me stuff and now I tech him

[fierce mason]

Untraceable over here getting learned by a veteran

[hollow owl]

Other way round now

[fierce mason]

They grow up so fast

wait why the fuck i am saying that
I am literally not legally old enough to say that

[sleek prism]

Nothing wrong with that

[fierce mason]

I know
I just need to look at duck as an example of this statement

[hollow owl]

Whyyyy is there now 2 coke in the normal spot i used to go to but cant

[sleek prism]

I'm just waiting my son to be old enough and having another pc to play together gta

[fierce mason]

You are a father?!?!

[sleek prism]

Yes, for 2

[fierce mason]

You said you had a son so i assuming the other is the daughter?

[sleek prism]

Yeah

[fierce mason]

Lucky man

[sleek prism]

Son 11 and daughter 8

[hollow owl]

Jesus

[fierce mason]

Luckier man

[hollow owl]

Its a nightmare with my 2 younger sisters

15 and 13 iirc

[silk shuttle]

[fierce mason]

I am over here being annoyed that my brother is older than me because i dont get to hang out with him
He's currently in canada and i havent seen his ass for 6 years!
6 GODDAMN YEARS

I was 12 when he left and now i am in 4 days 18 years old

[silk shuttle]

in 4 days, of course

[fierce mason]

Yeah
Here a fun fact
My brithday is the same as the date when team fortress 2 released

[silk shuttle]

doxxed

[golden sundial]

does the no save method not work no more?

[woeful needle]

All because I can’t get a tick on a career progression

I have made 7 million dollars from rockstar so far

4 million because of this

[plucky burrow]

[woeful needle]

I was born 1 month before the release of Pokémon yellow

[tame holly]

Wait a second

Isnt that exclusive to arena tiers, its edited

Right ?

[untold dock]

bold face lie

[sleek prism]

Yup

A reward for this

[tame holly]

Damn, i m at 5, i m not looking forward to grinding it

Especially with how the point system works

[sleek prism]

Maybe there is some crazy on ps5 who wants to grind tier 1000

[tame holly]

Yeah, no I wont be grinding that for sure

[sleek prism]

Yeah..

[tame holly]

I might do skill 20 for tier 4 but heavy doubt

I still have agency, fib contract and casino heist that are very close to tier 4

[fast bridge]

Just buy it from someone at LSCM

[sleek prism]

[twin drum]

bear can I call you tracy

[west stirrup]

Who is ear

[candid veldt]

😮

I really want arena month, but something good

something that will make people play

[hollow owl]

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[eternal saffron]

and yet again rockstar forcefully changed my resolution settings on pc and now my game is laggy and the settings are broken

[broken musk]

Ty for being too stupid of drivers during my weapons sale that you didn’t get in my way, here is ur cut of the money we made selling the illegal weapons

[nocturne garnet]

Yes please 🤞

[eternal saffron]

yeah no

fuck that

i'm not doing the annoying underwater container mission for special cargo

too time consuming all for 3 crates

and i have to deal with aimbot NPCs all at the same time

[twin drum]

answer the QUESTION

[golden sundial]

Hey so

Do bikes slow down when you have a passenger?

I been driving the hakuchou drag with someone and for some reason it couldn't go above 120mph

[hollow owl]

Yes

Your passenger is chonky

[plucky burrow]

Me?

[golden sundial]

Are you talking to him or me?

[plucky burrow]

Rude

[hollow owl]

Unless you was the passenger Lumb, you are not chonky

[plucky burrow]

I'm a skelly

[hollow owl]

I am literally a skeleton irl

Im so skinny and ginger

Double curse

[golden sundial]

That's not true, you carry big gallons

[plucky burrow]

nice

[hollow owl]

Wdym nice

Being ginger is alright

[plucky burrow]

let's say

[golden sundial]

It's because being skinny can be fixed by working out

[hollow owl]

Doing ts alone isnt fun 😔

[golden sundial]

Think about the abs you get when you barely have any fat

[plucky burrow]

that won't make you bigger

[golden sundial]

Ok fine let me join you

[plucky burrow]

muscle gain is an interesting process

[hollow owl]

Unless you wanna come to my house everyday

Sure

[golden sundial]

I retain the same muscle mass I obtained even though I haven't been exercising for so long

[golden sundial]

That'll be pricey

[hollow owl]

You get to meet the Untraceable ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Worth it imo

[golden sundial]

Of course, it's just not within my capabilities

[hollow owl]

Well then make it within your capability

[golden sundial]

Soon™️

[hollow owl]

Ghost Bunny i see you lurking on our conversation

[silk shuttle]

@open vigil

[sleek prism]

Sponsorship 1000 and LSCM rep 1000?

Crazy

[craggy mica]

;(

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel send a media

a gta media

[rancid parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1326141173764460545/1407778902490874007/Screenshot_20250525_153923_Discord.jpg?ex=68e54e45&is=68e3fcc5&hm=ade4f8a5ddbd31cadc94efe7d10060d7e3063719cc0bcc24cfc75986bf32c726&

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

Its 5am and its pouring.

[silk shuttle]

can't spell heli without L

[plucky burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1424306873594810429/image0.gif

Storm arrived

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[plucky burrow]

[craggy mica]

@plucky burrow learn how to play?

[fossil dagger]

Interesting

Late post

[west stirrup]

Cant mean anything tho

[fossil dagger]

they usually post at 5pm my time and this is literally in the middle of the night

They didn't post during the weekend but they randomly post on a tuesday at 1.23am

this has to mean something bro

[west stirrup]

RDR2 stuff maybee

[fossil dagger]

just give me something man

[west stirrup]

Do u want shar card

[fossil dagger]

I want gta 4

😇

[west stirrup]

I giv shar card

[fossil dagger]

Alright

how do i get it

🫣

[west stirrup]

Fillet a shark

[sleek prism]

affe-giraffe

[fierce mason]

I went from broke to rich yesterday!
I got 10 mil
Only 1/10 there

[neon acorn]

Sleepy

[fossil dagger]

Alright buddy

[fierce mason]

Then sleep
You gotta wake up for school

[sleek prism]

Ye, not even 9 am

[fierce mason]

Its 10 am here and i have school and you dont see me saying i am sleepy

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

That being said
I am sleeply after school hours and need a cup of coffee

And i stil have to somehow make 90 million dollars out of the 10 million dollars

[silk shuttle]

9 digits or less - broke

[rancid parcel]

Never let oreo judge your bank account

[fierce mason]

but you are broke?

[rancid parcel]

Always has been

[fierce mason]

I understand that feeling

[rancid parcel]

No you don't

[fierce mason]

Atleast i made all the money i got after wasting 6 mil on a shitty bike and some more

[rancid parcel]

Sell the bike

[fierce mason]

Unfournately that damn bike is what i need to secure my 100 mil goal

[rancid parcel]

Then do not mock it

[silk shuttle]

shitstick 3000?

[tidal yew]

Any news on tuna?!

[rancid parcel]

Dm exist

[fierce mason]

Oppressor mark 2

[tidal yew]

Shussh kiddo

[fierce mason]

But i hate this damn mistake

[tame holly]

only useful for the collectibles

[rancid parcel]

Funny how discord people keep concerning for those aren't in the server but never uses Dm

[silk shuttle]

that's what i said

[fierce mason]

Then you are right

[silk shuttle]

nice

[tidal yew]

Dude transient told that tuna has twitter or smth n will ask him what's goin on abt

That y me asking him about another him

[tidal yew]

U really get on my nevers sometimes scaredy cat

[rancid parcel]

Seek therapy

Smh

[fierce mason]

Uhh larzy
Maybe calm down a bit
I understand that you are concerned but better do it during dm's unless you want to get in trouble

[neon acorn]

What about tuna

[neon acorn]

Idk if I even said that

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

Real

Idk what's happened but don't even bother

[tidal yew]

Im more concerned abt luna though

[neon acorn]

discord drama

[tidal yew]

Wonder if she's okay

[tidal yew]

That was luna for me

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
You may have a bit too far off topic
Lets stick discussing with gta instead of getting you in trouble

[tidal yew]

Ahh sure thing

Haven't been in game for like a month I guess

[fierce mason]

I recently came back although i am not playing it as frequently as usual

[tidal yew]

I just came when I heard we got atomizer in gv

[fierce mason]

and i proceed to make the worst fincial investment ever

[tidal yew]

Yeh sometimes it's handy

Not always

[fierce mason]

Get this mistake out of eyes please

[tidal yew]

Sell it

[sleek prism]

No, disappeared like a fart in the night

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

At least paint it or sell it. It's disrespectful to leave it stock paint like that

[tidal yew]

Yeh sell to val

[sleek prism]

I wish he comes back

[tidal yew]

On double price if u can

[fierce mason]

The issue is i need to grind 100 million to save for the mansion update and i have no idea how expensive it is so a 100 million the goal
The issue however is that i cant play for long so i had to look at a vecheiel that was fast, good offensive, and can spawn right next to me

[tidal yew]

I guess 20m is fine

[fierce mason]

100 million is the goal

[tidal yew]

Damn I have 20 n I think it's fine

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn completed Arena War T4 yesterday...

[rancid parcel]

Mansions gonna be 10mil at most

[fierce mason]

I am not treating this thing with any oune of respect
I dont even care if the damn thing blew up
An excuse for me to use my damn heli and thruster instead of this thing

[rancid parcel]

Such a weird mindset on a pixelated flying bike

[fierce mason]

Its a mistake and ill be back discussing how bad it is in 5 hours cause my free lesson is almost done and i have to head to physics

[rancid parcel]

Just sell it and call it a day

[silk shuttle]

grind 99 bc when u get 100 you get into the 9 digits territory and then you wanna keep it at 9 digits subconsciously

don't ask how i know

[sleek prism]

I dont know why people are saving money for mansion update

I will laugh when the price is like 20M

[rancid parcel]

Would you laugh harder if it's half that price?

[tidal yew]

Good luck

[sleek prism]

10M? Yes bc I can afford it rn

[silk shuttle]

is there anything other than the yacht (not yatch ) that can cost over 10 mil after all is said and done?

[sleek prism]

Hi oreo
Have you been using emojis lately?

[tame holly]

the luxor deluxe

[silk shuttle]

nah

it's not over 10

[sleek prism]

What was the cheapest yacht? 4-6m?

[tidal yew]

In discount week?!

[sleek prism]

Yeah, was it 4,5?

[tidal yew]

Round figure 5

If u wanna do no paint job or anything else it's 4 ig

Was 4*

[sleek prism]

I didnt pay for extra. Just to buy it and get career progress part done

Maybe I should customize it or not

[tidal yew]

Around 1m to customize

With helo jet skis

[neon acorn]

What are the challenges for that

[tame holly]

I know there is skill level 20

[neon acorn]

Perfect for a megaladon sharky card

[tame holly]

don't know about the other challenges

[idle vortex]

1. don’t go outside

[tame holly]

Well that's a rule for pretty much every career challenges

[golden sundial]

Hol up we getting mantions?

[tame holly]

extremely likely, early into the last dlc, people have found traces of a new website in game as well as a construction site in vinewood hills (between madrazo's ranch and casino)

kinda like how the og casino had a construction site near it before the casino dlc

Around here

[silk shuttle]

don't you mean around here?

[tame holly]

yeah forgor where it is exactly

I just know there is one construction site somewhere near vinewood hills

[golden sundial]

This is popov's Mansion

Killing him was not enough now we gotta take his stuff too

[thick rose]

Didn't Miguel bought the place

[golden sundial]

True, I forgor

[silk shuttle]

i'm not talking about that one

there were pics of some construction going on, i'm p sure that's at the vantage point that we have to drive to during that setup

[golden sundial]

Oh, the parking lot?

I'll check it ig

[silk shuttle]

i sit corrected bc you were right but there's no construction going on there just yet

actually no, i stand correct, bc there is also construction at the place that i mentioned

[golden sundial]

Correctception

That isn't that vantage point anyway

[silk shuttle]

first is the one @tame holly posted, second is the one i posted

[golden sundial]

I didn't post nothin

[silk shuttle]

it must be a rule of the universe that i have to sit corrected about at least something

[idle vortex]

ts looks worse than gta 4

[silk shuttle]

i don't think that's from the game itself

codewalker probably

[idle vortex]

[silk shuttle]

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

[silk shuttle]

never let valkyrie use emojis

[rancid parcel]

Oreo ruined it

Banned.

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel

[rancid parcel]

Bye

[plucky burrow]

Where

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn

[brittle hatch]

so where's the leak for the christmas update ?

[plucky burrow]

victim

[fierce mason]

Its the last major true update
Plus mansion feel expensive
Besides
Getting 100 million does allow me to atleast purchase the stuff that i want even if the mansion isnt expensive

[fierce mason]

Also its a good goal to get because i can basically turn off my brain

[plucky burrow]

Don't do that

[fierce mason]

I take bio, chem, physics and math as my A levels
I alreadyusing my brain to a full extend
Mindlessly grinding is a good way to to not think

[plucky burrow]

Cooked

[fierce mason]

Yeah i know
I am seriously questioning my life decisions

But to be fair
It isnt that bad as you think
Besides physics
The other 3 isnt bad

The only bad part is remembering what the hell i read or revise cause for as long as i can remember
Ive always had a bad memory

[hollow owl]

Leaked thx 😊

[plucky burrow]

Illegal

[young copper]

You know what's illegal, this guy

[plucky burrow]

OMG AGENT 47

[thick rose]

I don't pvp

[rancid parcel]

Squidward 47.

[plucky burrow]

[sleek prism]

Your rank?

[craggy mica]

🫩

[thick rose]

Like 400+

[plucky burrow]

Nice

My level is more

[night swallow]

[versed lintel]

where can you see that

i forgot

[night swallow]

Social club

or ingame

[versed lintel]

is there anything worth playing for atm

[night swallow]

i did get reset in rank tho if I didnt I would be level 600 ish

Iykyk

[tame holly]

Yeah I think I'm a decent racer

[nocturne garnet]

Same

[tame holly]

Damn that's a good ratio

[west stirrup]

All 1 person races i bet

[tame holly]

it wont count for it, you need 2

[west stirrup]

Mhm mhm

[tame holly]

I tested it myself

[nocturne garnet]

Yeah for sure. Same with golf

[tame holly]

(well tbf most of my wins are from street races with randos for the priz rides)
But that is still a great win ratio

[nocturne garnet]

A bunch of my wins were from open wheel. Wish they didn't get removed. I had some top ten lap times on Xbox a couple years ago

[hollow owl]

If i call Pavel and cancel current Cayo, does it reset my target (obviously i could get tequila again)

Cuz everytime ive done it, ive gotten the same primary target

[lost lily]

Does reroll obv

[hollow owl]

"You cant move your Kosatka here"

Why not

Im not asking for it to be in the Alamo Sea am i

[silk shuttle]

what the hell

[night swallow]

Black box RP glitch some months ago hahahhaha

[gray parcel]

i'm like just now starting to do cayo more

need the 4 man award

[night swallow]

my condolences

[gray parcel]

and to actually do english dave missions

the only bad part of cayo is having to fly from like grapeseed to south of the map to start it

[night swallow]

job tp ez

[tame holly]

Free weevil tho

[gray parcel]

and a winky for t4

i hate that there's 600 winkies on cayo and like 4 bikes

[silk shuttle]

the only good part of cayo is, uhh, err, shit, idk, the ambient sounds at the island

[golden sundial]

I learned Spanish from cayo guards

[gray parcel]

the alarm and escape theme together is 👌

[idle vortex]

bro only learned insults

[golden sundial]

You're telling me you didn't initially learn insults for your second language?

[broken musk]

If I took my Spanish skills I learned from Cayo Guards with me to Mexico I’d probably end up in a Mexican prison

[gray parcel]

only guard quote i need is 🗣️ GET A JOB

[fossil dagger]

Hopefully rockstar posts today

I wanna see something good

Approximately 33 mins until they usually post 👀

[fossil dagger]

I hate them

[fierce mason]

ah so mikko?

[tame holly]

guys my mechanic is no longer bringing my cars

yes he is getting paid