gta-online-mk2

[sleek prism]

Are you back in gta gaming

[young copper]

Getting a snack in Casino Wheel

[fierce mason]

Yes with this mistake

[young copper]

You must ask for compensation Mikko

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

Yeah, I reported casino wheel for Rockstar

[fierce mason]

I hate this damn oppressor but damn is it good at what i need him for him to do

[sleek prism]

Hopefully they give me a million as compensation

[young copper]

[hollow owl]

That is an emoji here?

Lmao

[young copper]

Yes

[fierce mason]

Unfournatlely mikko
We request payment of 2 million dollars since fixing the casino wheel involved MMI

[sleek prism]

Didnt you have an exam about emojis in mod application? huh

[young copper]

[fierce mason]

[hollow owl]

We were supposed to have an exam?

[sleek prism]

No

well, idfk

[sleek prism]

God damn

[fierce mason]

Dont worry
We will compensate you for 2.5 million

[sleek prism]

Hopefully that thing doesnt decrease your motivation

[fierce mason]

Dont worry
A level physics has already done that

[sleek prism]

hmm

[hollow owl]

Only thing I remember is doing the application, forgetting it existed untill someone said "when are the new mods coming in" and then i become mod

[sleek prism]

:D

[fierce mason]

Sorry
International A level since i am in the UAE and not in UK

Aka the harder one

[hollow owl]

Now i need money as I spent my entire 6.3 mill on a NC, Meth, coke and hangar for my female character

[fierce mason]

Seems weird
I too need money for the mansion

[gray parcel]

i need a yacht and/or penthouse sale

but i'm also sitting on 115m

[fierce mason]

I want these things and want sale
Has enough money to buy both things

[gray parcel]

i'm always frugal

bought a raiju last week so it'll probably be on sale tomorrow

[young copper]

You ain't getting sale

Luxury item no sale

[hollow owl]

Im not gnna save up for mansion

Ive never saved up for a DLC

Ive always watched a GTA Series Video on the DLC before buying everything

[celest wyvern]

I ain't getting that shit

[hollow owl]

We have Clairtaker and Clairgiver

[celest wyvern]

I expect more of us to pop up

[tame holly]

I have like 17M and not spending a lot (sure the penthouse and facility could get decent upgrades but who cares), I'll prob have enough money day 1

well if i don't spend it all on cars

[hollow owl]

I now have 230k and 2 Technician's bought

[hollow socket]

I have 200

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

Does that mean we need Clairhaver?

[fierce mason]

I am
And besides
Its a good way to not doing anything mind working
4 a levels does that to you

[opal rock]

Clairreceiver

[sleek prism]

Clairmaker

[hollow owl]

Gold patron

Downgrade

[opal rock]

Who me? Zero benefits to being platinum tbh and had given a reasonable charity amount to this point.

[hollow owl]

Not enough

[cunning python]

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FixupX · Sep 30, 2025, 9:31 PM

not in my game 🥀

[night swallow]

https://x.com/geoffkeighley/status/1973389283240321123?s=46&t=bbn7b-BUDeufCQd1US0CjQ

Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley)

Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is increasing in price by 50 percent to $29.99 per month from $19.99, as Xbox adds new benefits including Fortnite Crew access.

X · Oct 1, 2025, 2:07 PM

lmfaoooooo

never cancelled something this fast in my life 50% more JUST FOR FORTNITE HAHHAHAHAHHA

fuck right off

oh ye wong channel :/

ah well

[rich osprey]

10 dollars extra just to add a feature not everyone is gonna what or need

[untold dock]

"pc is too expensive" mfs paying 30 bucks a month lmao

[gray parcel]

and here i am downloading old games off archive.org for free

finished Harvester last night and it was really good

[golden sundial]

holy toledo might as well just buy the fukin game lmao

[opal rock]

It’s not just for Fortnite though is it.

Plus anyone paying monthly for gamepass direct from Microsoft is off their nut already.

[night swallow]

no but its just going up cuz of that fortnite thing I dont even play that bs id rather buy games on there own then paying an extra 10 to fund fortnite

[opal rock]

It’s not just because of Fortnite

And if anything the new revamped premium sub is like the current ultimate sub

So you could argue it’s gone down in price

You do realise they’ve changed the 3 tiers right?

[night swallow]

yea but its still 10 more for pretty much the same thing

[opal rock]

Lol no it’s not

Premium is basically the same thing for 5 less

The 10 more is Fortnite shit, Ubisoft+ classics access, ea play, priority access to cloud gaming apparently

Plus the 75 day one exclusives they’re now promising

So a bit more than just Fortnite lol

Is it worth it probably not

[night swallow]

tbf idk why I still had it I only play Gta on my xbox lmao

[opal rock]

But you can switch to premium and it’s pretty much the same other than day 1 exclusives

I’m just gonna stock up on keys personally before the switch

I’m still using ultimate which I paid £6 a month for

[hollow socket]

How can a 14 day trial cost more than a monthly subscription?

[hollow owl]

Glad I never moved to xbox

[hollow socket]

I guess I'll keep buying games rather than paying for the game pass

[tame holly]

I am one of them, ps plus sucks but at least the prices are fairly stable

[sturdy tapir]

Playstation plus seems stable atm

even like the highest tier at 16,95 is good tbf

[tired python]

I bet it's because of the Activision acquisition

[fast bridge]

Mine says $17.99

[fast bridge]

I thought it was Fortnite crew access

W event week

2X bunker

2X Cayo Perico survival

[untold dock]

is today wednesday

[fast bridge]

2X beast vs slasher

[fast bridge]

Yes

[untold dock]

wow

[fast bridge]

4X for GTA+

[sleek prism]

post all here?

the link

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/gtagfx/status/1973474096584306710?s=46

GTA GFX (@GTAGFX)

🚨 #GTAOnline 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞: October 2nd - 8th

🎃 SPOOKY SEASON HAS BEGUN! 👻

X · Oct 1, 2025, 7:44 PM

[west stirrup]

Lets go

[fast bridge]

Please stop me mask. Rare mask that was only available a decade ago with a crate drop

[untold dock]

why is this being given again

i got this legitimately when the lts update came out on xbox 360

now they just give it to anyone

gah

[west stirrup]

U mad bro?

[opal rock]

No one on the payroll is capable of creating something new anymore so it’s just give out the old stuff

[untold dock]

yea

[west stirrup]

I’m angry to hear that

[west stirrup]

Hyperbole

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/gtagfx/status/1973474096584306710?s=46

GTA GFX (@GTAGFX)

🚨 #GTAOnline 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞: October 2nd - 8th

🎃 SPOOKY SEASON HAS BEGUN! 👻

X · Oct 1, 2025, 7:44 PM

@daring bobcat

[opal rock]

Plus they gatekeep these things for so long it’s about time they let go

[fast bridge]

The news or the rare items?

[opal rock]

The rare items lol

They’re a lot rarer then they needed to be

[fast bridge]

@daring bobcat if you don’t see it on Reddit, GTASeries on X posts it, GTAGFX posts it on X, CGHchannel posts it on X

That’s how I see it asap with notifications on

[fast bridge]

They could make them all purchasable with a lot of money

[opal rock]

That challenge makes no sense, “survive 2 waves of a survival w/o dying”

[untold dock]

i mean

why not

[opal rock]

Well yeah that’s what survive means

You can’t survive and die

[untold dock]

if you play a survival with more than one person, you can die and still "survive"

you just respawn the next round

[opal rock]

Ok yes in that scenario you are correct

[untold dock]

ok so the challenge makes sense

[opal rock]

Just a strange way to word it

[sleek prism]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1nvipla/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_october_2nd_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[opal rock]

All the alien guns in the van

Generous

[untold dock]

2/3 are worthless

[opal rock]

Widowmaker is alright

Just a minigun with tracer rounds

[sleek prism]

up-n-atomizer again in gun van, nice

[west stirrup]

2 of them make you look like a prat

[hollow owl]

Bunker 2x Pog

[forest jackal]

bruh I just sold the cargo

[past gazelle]

make more

[hollow owl]

Ive only ever sold one shipment of supplies turned into cargo

630k per sale pog

[forest jackal]

[fast bridge]

Why would you sell on a Wednesday? You should’ve waited until we knew the new event week news

[swift trail]

wow

good week for once

[fast bridge]

Every week is a good week imo. There’s always good things about each week

[hollow owl]

Yeah I wonder why for you

[fast bridge]

They’ve been giving out event week details to creators for a couple years now

[hollow owl]

[forest jackal]

cause I'm crazyyyyyy

[swift trail]

omg the seabreeze is on discount

i didnt even ntoice

[hollow owl]

2015 type banner

[untold dock]

2014

[sleek prism]

Car: Declasse Tornado Rat Rod
Bike: LCC Sanctus

Looks nice

[untold dock]

no way

tornado rat rod has 0 customization btw

[sleek prism]

other vehicles, nah :D

[untold dock]

you can't even change the rear wheels

[sleek prism]

oh shit..

damn

[hollow owl]

And yet its my dad's 2nd favourite car behind the Vigero

Street version*

[sleek prism]

Interesting taste

[hollow owl]

Hes always liked the street cars and cars like that

Like the Voodoo

Still asks me if the Krieger is the fastest car in the game

Vigero mainly because it was his first car he ever stole when he had to create a new acc as his ps3 was well denied migration

[fast bridge]

It has customization

[untold dock]

wow, 1 exhaust and 2 hood options

truly remarkable

[naive zenith]

2x bunker

Here comes the moneyyyyyy

[plucky burrow]

When

[hollow owl]

Tomorrow

[plucky burrow]

Help me sell

!lfg other

Wait no

[hollow owl]

It would be other lmao

[plucky burrow]

The shocker is back in gunvan

No UFO this time

[silk shuttle]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

HALLOWEEN REWARDS
PLEASE STOP ME Mask

[sleek prism]

I dont stop you

using emojis

[silk shuttle]

thanks

[hollow owl]

[past gazelle]

np

[cunning python]

whats tomorrow 2x

[sleek prism]

Bunker

[lost lily]

Bunker

[cunning python]

yay but also

special carego when

[sleek prism]

Once in 5 years

[cunning python]

halloween on the 2nd day of october makes no sense

[sleek prism]

It last 3 weeks

[cunning python]

5

[sleek prism]

Or well

[cunning python]

just hope they do peyote plants so i can grind enhanced rank

[sleek prism]

We gonna have 3 weekly challenges in a row to get halloween stuff

[west stirrup]

Where are we even going

[hollow owl]

Probably already know this now and is also probably a joke but the parking garage near the Del Perro Office and Apartment

[surreal haven]

Funnily enough i redownloaded RDR2 a few days back again

[hollow owl]

Havent done Salvage in months but still know nearly all parking garage spots it flies to

[opal rock]

What happed to you your monies?

[west stirrup]

[opal rock]

Level 700 with just 1mil is peak lol

[hollow owl]

Im just currently sat in my acid on my female waiting to sell

Valkyrie shoo

I already had to sacrifice my acid yesterday to a god mode MK2 just to get revenge on his friends for 2 hours

[west stirrup]

Trace remember you have mod powers

[hollow owl]

No, i am not bad mod

I am good

[west stirrup]

Valk is evil tho

I think

[hollow owl]

Fighting fire with fire doesnt do anything, just creates more fire

But is okey

I will have the last laugh

[west stirrup]

I believe

[cunning python]

You went far back

[wintry ermine]

Actually...

[hollow owl]

No fire

[forest jackal]

[twin drum]

say this to firefighters fighting a forest fire and they'll laugh in your face

[woeful needle]

Brokie

[fierce mason]

I forgor to finish my salvage work and fib contracts

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel

I'm coming back to gta 5: gta online

I will sell my gun running shipments

You are hired

Sign here please

[fierce mason]

XD

[alpine basin]

You realize this game is initially a job right

[fierce mason]

Wait a second
I WILL HAVE HER IN MY COMPANY FIRST

@rancid parcel
Here is your job application
You have the ability to fire anyone regardless of their authority besides me

You also get peanuts as your payout

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

I hate competition

[fierce mason]

I love competition
How else did i accuire MMI?

[plucky burrow]

I will orb your bunker sales

[fierce mason]

Good luck
Ill be playing the game in 2 days
I am too busy in school to play the game
Ands that assuming if i even hop in and not playing fo4 or dying light

[alpine basin]

Prolly because everyone quit or forgot

[fierce mason]

That is the major reason but I win!
So it doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things

[alpine basin]

besides, your mmi has much less employees (hired or not) than the legacy mmi

[fierce mason]

There is one employee...
Thats me

[rancid parcel]

Thanks but no thanks I'm retired.

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/160784298692182016/1275241768702447627/Screenshot_20240602_221349_Discord.jpg?ex=68df10f2&is=68ddbf72&hm=b8f4845580f51dd6bb1e7b799e88c35b2c44406c0a7c65a603a47bddd0c6fe51&

I found u

[fierce mason]

That's what we need
You're hired

[flint flower]

Hiring retired people, bold business move

We'll see where it goes from here

[alpine basin]

Been there and done that

(It sucks)

[flint flower]

[plucky burrow]

[vocal geode]

[fierce mason]

Dont worry
She get very good paypout
Its will be 5 peanuts

[plucky burrow]

Hi nitrogen booster

[vocal geode]

[plucky burrow]

[vocal geode]

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @rancid parcel

[rancid parcel]

THE STUN BATON IS IN THE GUN VAN???

[hollow owl]

How much even is it

[silk shuttle]

the stun 🥖

[golden sundial]

I'd love to tell you but I already had it from the event

[rancid parcel]

I don't

I might hop on and check

[hollow owl]

I got it from a job or smth

[rancid parcel]

Chumash Bonker relocated to Farmhouse at a cost of 1mil

||and full stock||

[plucky burrow]

that doesn't sound so retired to me

[hollow owl]

She is semi retired

[hollow owl]

Just discovered you dont even need the Acid lab bike for Paper Boy mission

If you know where the spots are, you can just fly over to them and deliver it that way

[buoyant sorrel]

no Bunker x4

I'm sadd

[sleek prism]

Hi sadd

[sturdy tapir]

helo sad

Where happy

[plucky burrow]

@young copper spawn

[young copper]

What?

[plucky burrow]

Spawn

[young copper]

Spawned

[sturdy tapir]

Zlawg

[plucky burrow]

scam

[young copper]

Oh sure

I thought discord spawn

[plucky burrow]

Discord is the most disgusting app

[young copper]

Which you use so often

[opal rock]

What are you upto

[young copper]

Selling Ammu nation I guess

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

Opinions?

[plucky burrow]

I'm about to send some loot in my bank

[opal rock]

I like it

I like it so much I’m gonna purchase one lol

[young copper]

Ride it in FPP and send

[opal rock]

Where do you get it from?

[sleek prism]

southern san andreas

[opal rock]

I’m in are we waiting for big dong?

I mean Don

[young copper]

Who's big Don

[opal rock]

You

[young copper]

That's not me

I am Don Ducat Nice to meet you

[opal rock]

Or do you prefer small Don

[young copper]

Come vcs

[plucky burrow]

big dong

[opal rock]

You’re not in one?

[young copper]

You too

[plucky burrow]

I'm losing interest

[golden sundial]

sorry rokkako i'm doing cmm

[opal rock]

Good luck

[young copper]

Come fast

[opal rock]

Invite me to your arcade please

[young copper]

Mine?

[opal rock]

No Lum

[young copper]

@plucky burrow what do you mean no

I came online

[sleek prism]

Vice City Stories?

[young copper]

That reminds of childhood

[sleek prism]

This car really need better options imo

Good thing, even its Sports Classics, it does wheelie

[golden sundial]

this would look great in first person

[sleek prism]

No radio, but I can change station

[sleek prism]

[tame holly]

Welp this is about to suck getting all of them

[sleek prism]

Holy fuck

[primal sluice]

The pumpkin orbed you

[sleek prism]

Yeah

[sleek prism]

Mask for 10, shirt for 200...

would be nice if you get 1k rp per pumpkin

[tame holly]

yeah I have gtaweb.eu and I'm about to launch my game, I WILL be using the mk2 cuz I don't want this to take ages

I'll also be going on private cuz I don't want randoms interrupting me

[sleek prism]

I think thats enough, not gonna collect 190 more for a shirt

[hollow owl]

Im like 30 down or smth

Need 170 more

And i will get them all

To not even use the shirt

[sleek prism]

Somehow I thought it gives 1k rp but its just one of possible rewards :D

[fast bridge]

Anything new for the pumpkins or the same rewards as last time?

[hollow owl]

Think its the same

[sleek prism]

Your bunker can hold up to $1,050,000 in stock, which in total will take 11h 40m to produce.

Do I need to be online or does it produce while offline?

[hollow owl]

Online

[sleek prism]

Damn

[hollow owl]

So wait, how long does it take for 1 set of supplies to be turned into product

2h 20

Not bad

About the same amount of time for Acid to be done

With boost*

[forest jackal]

is that with the staff on manufacturing only

[hollow owl]

Yeah

With both upgrades

[forest jackal]

well shi

[sleek prism]

2h 20 with upgrade? and how many resupply for full stock?

[untold dock]

5

[sleek prism]

tack

[sturdy tapir]

Ts funny ima send you email in GTAO

🗣️ ‼️

[forest jackal]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @forest jackal

[fast bridge]

U can afk

[forest jackal]

I got my rubber band ready

[tame holly]

Goddamn there is so many pumpkins in vinewood hills

[broken musk]

The only thing I dislike about these Halloween updates is that now I am gunna have to deal with those stupid random events that like to kill you

Such as the Cerberus.. I swear to god I will do what I did last year and scoop you up in a helicopter then throw you in the fckn ocean but this year it will be much more efficient with the DH-7

[forest jackal]

I turned into a bunny

[hollow owl]

Fortnitemares will be taking me away from gtao

[broken musk]

[brittle hatch]

Nooo, pumpkins are back !

[broken musk]

I thought that was peyote

[broken musk]

You just wait for the UFOs, good luck trying to fly a jet with those things all over the sky

[hollow owl]

I turned into a pug while doing some of thos pumpkins

[broken musk]

omG I gotta find a pumpkin and go nip some ankles

[forest jackal]

I had to run in front of a car

[broken musk]

Where r pumpkins

[brittle hatch]

Already done all the ufo/pumpkins previous years unless they added anything new i'm not wasting the very little time i have on them

[broken musk]

You have the shocker?

[brittle hatch]

yes

[broken musk]

Then your probably fine

[forest jackal]

that's a shocker

[brittle hatch]

i have the shocker and the pumpkin mask already

[forest jackal]

[broken musk]

Nobody has told me where the pumpkins are

Wait

Gtalens has them

First one I get is explosion typical cockstsr

[fierce mason]

2x bunker sale
Finally something useful

[broken musk]

Wait what?

[golden sundial]

Yes

[broken musk]

[fierce mason]

Yay boi
Time to make some actual money
After i study tmr math test and then spend doing that for chem and then study for next week chem test

I hate being in school

[fast bridge]

GSV has videos of them

[hollow owl]

gtaweb.eu also has the full map

[fierce mason]

What pumpkins

[sturdy tapir]

My cayo is ready

[untold dock]

oh peyotes are real?

[sturdy tapir]

o look a rabbit

[forest jackal]

in pumpkin

[untold dock]

lame

[broken musk]

Halloween and 2x bunker sale? Ffs Halloween is boutta become a bloodbath

[broken musk]

Bruh all I got from the pumpkins was getting assaulted a few times I didn’t get anything cool

[forest jackal]

all 200 of them ?

[broken musk]

I got stoned, although I dunno if I consider that a trick over a treat

[broken musk]

I thought you can only do 10 a day

[tame holly]

STOP GIVING ME PEYOTL

[fast bridge]

I did 200 pumpkins in 2.5 hours the first year it came out

[broken musk]

I’ll trade u, u can instead get blown up, EMPed, shocked, set on fire, and have weed forced in your face

[broken musk]

rabbit abuse

[forest jackal]

I had to run into a car to leave the effect

[broken musk]

lol

I usually just get kicked to death by random NPCs, and they all probably wonder why I randomly shoot them dead

[fierce mason]

Nice what is it

Well the loot

[hollow owl]

Never had a text from Franklin saying my safe is full

[sturdy tapir]

Pink Diamond primary

[fierce mason]

Nice
I actually ironically have one too

[sturdy tapir]

Secondaries:
Weed 4x
coke 4x
Cash 3x
Painting 1x
Gold 5x

@fierce mason

[fierce mason]

...

how do i even respond that i also have 5 gold

or 6?

[forest jackal]

lol

[fierce mason]

There a text for that?

[hollow owl]

Yeah, I changed sess so it disappeared

[fierce mason]

I never got the text
Then again i never got the safe full because of the lack of 200 contract missions

[tame holly]

I'm done with the pumpkin

it was very long

[fierce mason]

Isnt halloween like the end of october
WHy you craving pumpkin?

[tame holly]

I sure love eating pumpkins that give you money, drug you, explode you or turn you into an animal

[fierce mason]

MONEY YOU SAY?!?!

[hollow owl]

Ive only done a bit, i get like 7.5k a day iirc

[tame holly]

2.5 to 5k

[broken musk]

Yes I’ve gotten it probably once in the 5 years I’ve played this game

[fierce mason]

Not enough
MAKE IT MORE

[fast bridge]

North Yankton survival is back

[forest jackal]

oh god

[fierce mason]

The SNOW!!!

Dear god
The snow!!!
The worst time to play gta
I DONT LIKE SNOW

Wait i dont drive
I fly

[sturdy tapir]

Mafia 2 snow?

[broken musk]

Fuck the snow. I live in goddam Canada I get enough snow IRL I don’t need any more in video games

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

is bro learning how to blend in the snow

[broken musk]

No

[fierce mason]

Then dont live in canada

[broken musk]

It’s a possibility in the future

[forest jackal]

I just realized all the people on my session disappeared

[broken musk]

Network cut

[forest jackal]

yay

I'm alone

[broken musk]

Yea that’s a network cutoff

[fierce mason]

Good
Being alone in gta is great

Now you need to summon a friend and you can have fun

[broken musk]

Fr

[fast bridge]

Yall play Slasher Ramius Submarine yet?

[forest jackal]

they don't have ps5s

[broken musk]

tell them to get one then

[fierce mason]

Then buy them a ps6 then

seriously ps4 and ps5 cant even play together?
Enhanced my ass

[forest jackal]

ps4 doesn't have enhanced

[swift trail]

you can play the ps4 version on a ps5

[fast bridge]

If the ps5 player has the PS4 version, they can play together

[fierce mason]

@forest jackal
Play the ps4 version of gta
Not this shitty enchanced

One with text chat

[fast bridge]

F PS4

[forest jackal]

I'm not buying gta again

[swift trail]

console never had text chat

[fast bridge]

PS4 don’t have text chat

[fierce mason]

I know
I am still waiting for us PC player to have it again

Game is UNPLAYABLE without it

[fast bridge]

Play Legacy

[fast bridge]

It is playable

[fierce mason]

I have standards

[fast bridge]

If you wanna text someone, go to the ingame messaging system

[fierce mason]

I do that but there generally an issue
Most randoms dont know how to do it
And it has a cooldown

Plus you cant write large sentence so you have to short and compact
Which isnt bad but sometimes i have to say
OP2 on me

But for some reason i have to now say op2 me

[tame holly]

can't you just say mk2, thats what its most referred to as

[fierce mason]

Oppressor mk2
Op 2 which is just oppressor mark 2 but remove mark

[forest jackal]

I have 1.6k hours on the ps4 version of gta and 773h on the ps5 version

[untold dock]

thanks

[forest jackal]

you're welcome

[plucky burrow]

the rc tank is basically the immortal snail

[alpine basin]

Shoot an emp at it

basically just explodes and evaporates whoever is controlling it

[plucky burrow]

I'm the snail in question

[plucky burrow]

People in aim assisted lobbies don't know how to play

Console tactics

[alpine basin]

Whoever said that is kinda real

they are kinda dumb as rocks

[plucky burrow]

Can't snipe, can't hide

[fast bridge]

I know how to play

[plucky burrow]

No

[alpine basin]

the "general" players of aim assisted

Im pretty sure your above general player status but thats up to you

[fast bridge]

I just prefer assisted aim because free aim sucks for doing missions and killing npcs

I do assisted aim partial

[plucky burrow]

Free aim is impossible with a controller

Masochist mode

On the other hand, it is preferable in kbm

[fast bridge]

I had to do a glitch for bunker gun range since it was so difficult

[alpine basin]

Well, on console I get people sucking in free aim but yea

[sleek prism]

Good idea

[fast bridge]

Cod free aim > GTA

[alpine basin]

Probably why aim assisted and partial exist to begin with

[hollow owl]

I like it, i only switched back to auto aim cuz the free aim lobbies were filled with godmode players

[fast bridge]

Anyone taking off work for the December dlc?

I am

[sleek prism]

Work? Whats that

[fast bridge]

What’s y’all’s wishlist for the December dlc?

[sturdy tapir]

Gambling

[sleek prism]

Bro wants 10 player poker table in a mansion

[sturdy tapir]

And cross-platform and finally an end to P2P connection

[fast bridge]

That’s a good idea

[sturdy tapir]

Why can't diamond casino have original poker

[alpine basin]

I get cross plat but ending p2p connection just isn't happening

[sturdy tapir]

that shit would have been so much fun

[sleek prism]

Fr

[sturdy tapir]

[broken musk]

Bc diamond casino is hardly legal as it is

[plucky burrow]

they didn't fix the marshall delivery mission yet

[broken musk]

And probably not profitable considering how much u guys steal from it

[alpine basin]

Hardly legal is still legal

[sturdy tapir]

tru

[sleek prism]

Are we.. doing aw toda

[sturdy tapir]

oreo can we get a HMMMGE

[silk shuttle]

i actually used to
but the last few years the updates have been so underwhelming that i stopped

[sleek prism]

#1260237568122032209

[silk shuttle]

!jumbo

[sturdy tapir]

should i make a server suggestion that finally gives the server hmmmge

[fast bridge]

I haven’t took off work since December 2021 for gta. I’m going to for December since it has mansions and last dlc

[sleek prism]

Yes

[sturdy tapir]

done

[empty zinc]

damn, i dont even have a server with that emote xd

[sleek prism]

Just add it

to yours ofc

[empty zinc]

hm true, i can just copy paste it xd

[sleek prism]

Yea

[silk shuttle]

stolen

[empty zinc]

there we go xd

[sturdy tapir]

My nitro ended sadly

[alpine basin]

is this an illegal distribution of emojis?

[empty zinc]

no, this is lending an emoji

[silk shuttle]

do what @wintry ermine does

[sturdy tapir]

it's Letting people have more access to emoji

[alpine basin]

So if I "lend" a guy some meth its suddenly alright

[empty zinc]

[empty zinc]

thats not the same thing

[alpine basin]

thats exactly the same thing

[empty zinc]

no, emojis are not meth.

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366320839410319372/1422824413212184627/7757bf80-ca76-4048-a282-bcf30a919728.gif?ex=68de13fe&is=68dcc27e&hm=96eb810e46ac81e545e6ec5680a637d12cc688f2488b3608e78f5b2fc6b453a1&

[empty zinc]

btw is it just me or does the rockstar games launcher not close when starting gta?

[plucky burrow]

one bunker sale

[plucky burrow]

[wintry ermine]

Weevil goated car

[empty zinc]

hey i have these too!

[plucky burrow]

ain't doing 3 days of noob crushing for a beetle

[plucky burrow]

join pc

[wintry ermine]

Then do friend crashing for 3 days

[sleek prism]

@silk shuttle _ _

[plucky burrow]

friends deserve better

[wintry ermine]

Then give each other the win

[silk shuttle]

[plucky burrow]

sounds like a @long cobalt summon

[plucky burrow]

[long cobalt]

what's happening

[silk shuttle]

[plucky burrow]

you are needed

for a noble cause

you deserve better

[long cobalt]

Lol

[forest jackal]

I did see a guy with godmode d5 earlier

[sleek prism]

Perfect

[fast bridge]

I saw his face before

[plucky burrow]

he's a meme

[plucky burrow]

pingless reply

[hollow owl]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

you thought I won't notice

but I did

[silk shuttle]

pingful response

[plucky burrow]

now I declare you a masochist for that you enjoy free aim lobbies while lacking the facilities to do so

[forest jackal]

I forgot about the cannon in the plane

[plucky burrow]

rip

you deserve better

[long cobalt]

Atleast you finished the hack

[hollow owl]

Im in auto aim rn

[plucky burrow]

like buying a pc

[forest jackal]

no car first

[forest jackal]

fr

[plucky burrow]

you have the mercedes

[forest jackal]

it's broken dum dum

[cunning python]

what mission this is?

[forest jackal]

bunker resupply

[forest jackal]

why cry

[sleek prism]

maybe he thinks you poor

[forest jackal]

lol

I got 10mil rn

[alpine basin]

no need to flex on us man :(

[forest jackal]

someone gonna show up and flex his 300 bil just wait

[forest jackal]

me when I buy mansion

[alpine basin]

Time to reference this, once again
#gta-online-mk2 message

[plucky burrow]

how many bits again

64?

[forest jackal]

[plucky burrow]

well that's all we have

[alpine basin]

nu

[plucky burrow]

32?

[forest jackal]

I got 546k in bunker stock rn

[alpine basin]

online doesn't really like bits, story mode has capped money (which is 2.147 billion, being bit limit), while online just goes out the window

[forest jackal]

so 1mil

[plucky burrow]

sell in pub

[forest jackal]

it's not full yet

[plucky burrow]

you gonna solo?

bunker is linear

[forest jackal]

ye ofc

[plucky burrow]

no matter when you sell, you'll get the same

eventually

[forest jackal]

you're linear

[plucky burrow]

hmm

[alpine basin]

In the grand scheme of things, we are all linear

[plucky burrow]

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl lol I joined the same session as you and you left

[hollow owl]

Yeah, im testing different acid sale missions to see what ones require the bike and what ones dont

Paper Boy doesnt require the bike, the drop off police sting ones does require it

[forest jackal]

ima play beast vs slasher

[hollow owl]

So technically if you hid your Acid bike somewhere a bit hard to get to, you could sell all the Paper Boy acid on your MK2

[forest jackal]

I do need to sell my acid

I forgot about it

[hollow owl]

So Paper Boy is the only sell mission that doesnt need to Bike to be used

Stash needs it and Police Sting obviously does

[plucky burrow]

Where

[hollow owl]

Acid Lab sell mission

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

You get given the Machez Scout C to use to get around

But I found out for Paper Boy, you dont need it

[peak burrow]

fuckstar games

[plucky burrow]

But people will find ur bike

The jobless

[peak burrow]

its been a good time since i got unbanned but battleye still refuses to let me in gta online without anything loaded even with cheats uninstalled completly from my operating system

[plucky burrow]

Reinstall the game

[hollow owl]

Well thats why you hid it in the place where you do The Big Score Option B

Or if your smarter, hid it in the place where all the cargo in the session is on the map which is bugged

Most people know its a visual bug

But if you hid your bike there, they wont notice

[plucky burrow]

I'm not that smart, sorry

[hollow owl]

[spiral lichen]

someone just invited me to a cayo, gave me full payout and then left at the beginning of the heist

now i have to restart my game

[sturdy tapir]

[golden sundial]

@plucky burrow apt cmm was a cakewalk compared to ddcmm

It really is a night and day difference lol

[swift trail]

Are you sure

[golden sundial]

Yeah I'm sure

[untold dock]

original cmm is really hard

[golden sundial]

This might have happened if the dude driving didn't tell us when to get off

[fast bridge]

It’s not. You just need the right people and good communication. I did it first try with good people

[untold dock]

i know it's hard to understand, but some messages i send might be entirely or partially in jest

[primal sluice]

It's not that the heists are difficult, it's that finding 3 people with at least 2 braincells is difficult, really difficult.

[forest jackal]

I be going for a ride

[sleek prism]

I see, you didnt dodge white paint barrels at construction site

[forest jackal]

I'm still on the bus lol

I'm at Fort zancudo

[forest jackal]

how is the bunker going

[sleek prism]

not going, we have been doing other things

[forest jackal]

I'm here rn

[clever ibex]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @clever ibex

[forest jackal]

you got plenty of stock I see

I'm running out of supplies

and im too bored to get out of my bed to go get more

[versed lintel]

steal the supplies

[sleek prism]

Will take some time to get 25M worth of sale

[forest jackal]

gonna go rob mikkos supplies

[sleek prism]

I did 2 resupply mission after that pic

And

They fuckin sucks

[forest jackal]

what do you need 25mil for lol

[sleek prism]

Career prog

[forest jackal]

which ones did you get

[sleek prism]

I needed to steal Karin pickup from Terminal and bring it to Bunker (4mi). I tried to lift it with Mule but ofc it doesnt grab it

Another one I destroyed 5 trucks near my Bunker to get supplies, ofc the last truck has them

[forest jackal]

I think im gonna sell these in a solo lobby

f the boost

[sleek prism]

Yeah

[forest jackal]

I did not spend this time to get blown up by a mk2 lol

the boost is set by how many people are in the server right

[sleek prism]

Yeah, 2,5% per player

Atleast 20 other players to get 50% bonus

[forest jackal]

50% cap

ye

[sleek prism]

Have you tried selling in free aim lobby

[forest jackal]

nah

they full of godmoders

[sleek prism]

Damn

[forest jackal]

I'm becoming impatient

[sleek prism]

With what

[cunning python]

legacy

[untold dock]

this vidya is from 7 billion years ago

[cunning python]

no!

that sitll means its legacy

[untold dock]

it is from a time before legacy

gta 5 was just gta 5

[silk shuttle]

it was gta 5 3

enchanted is gta 5 5

[lament frigate]

GTA 5 4 is console enhanced?

[silk shuttle]

ye

[lament frigate]

damn someone out there bought the same game 5 times

wait technically no because enhanced PC is free right?

[fast bridge]

I got it for 360, One, Series, PS5

[lament frigate]

I only counted the generations

not each individual console

7 paid versions

[west stirrup]

Is this a joke?

[broken musk]

No. So now you do this:

[fleet sluice]

kaboom?

[plucky burrow]

You did it without me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1423337007077265438/james-doakes-doakes.gif

[golden sundial]

I just happened to see an lfg post

[rancid parcel]

Excuses.

[plucky burrow]

This offence will be punished with 2 bunker sales

[hollow owl]

Im going to bed, fucking hate my wifi

[plucky burrow]

You should

[golden sundial]

I will serve this punishment after you sleep

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

Siranium wont be punished unless I sleep

[plucky burrow]

You're getting punishment too

[golden sundial]

Not u, him

[hollow owl]

I already am living a punishment, my fucking wifi being so bad

And its only for me

[forest jackal]

I forgot to take pic of my bean mobile

[hollow owl]

No one else is my house gets bad wifi, only me

[golden sundial]

Bro forgot to take a pic of his @plucky burrow

[forest jackal]

[golden sundial]

They took your bandwidth

Time to kill them

In Minecraft

[forest jackal]

I'll show tomorrow

aka in 3 h

[plucky burrow]

Show dn

[forest jackal]

[plucky burrow]

[thick rose]

Could be worse

Pack of redwood

Also I finish bunker career

[fierce mason]

Yes rico kaboom

[fleet sluice]

ily

[autumn epoch]

the lozspeed has the best non-hsw lap time in sports classics

its 1.1 mill in luxury autos

[fleet sluice]

so close to 74m

[fierce mason]

Only 30 min before school is finished and i can play

[fleet sluice]

sometimes your own bike is a worse enemy than other cars

[plucky burrow]

Buy gargoyle

[fleet sluice]

never

[forest jackal]

bean

[fleet sluice]

bean

[forest jackal]

[fleet sluice]

[forest jackal]

looks better when it glows

[young copper]

Send glows then

[forest jackal]

glowing bean

[young copper]

Good cat

[plucky burrow]

Not gargoyle tho :3

[plucky burrow]

Why not

Look

It makes the bald shinier

[forest jackal]

mine better

emmm my toreador is missing

[plucky burrow]

I'm so bad at photography

[plucky burrow]

You are literally showing the deathbike

No one calls that gargoyle

[forest jackal]

my toreador entered the void realm for abit

[forest jackal]

how bout you gargoyle dn

[forest jackal]

lol

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel

How do I merge on pc

[rancid parcel]

I don't do f1 wheels you know that.

[plucky burrow]

I dunno anything about you

[rancid parcel]

For starters i don't play gta

[plucky burrow]

[long cobalt]

good

[fleet sluice]

whats after starters

[rancid parcel]

CUTE COMFY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[plucky burrow]

I got blocked

[long cobalt]

you wanted me to do it so

[rancid parcel]

I NEVER DID

[plucky burrow]

@long cobalt

[long cobalt]

Hi

[plucky burrow]

Comfertable

[fleet sluice]

sadge

hi comfs

[long cobalt]

hi kirb

[fleet sluice]

can’t believe you abandoned the pfp

[plucky burrow]

Love the tag @fleet sluice

I have a very good application for it

[fleet sluice]

[whole merlin]

@plucky burrow how is your name bold

[plucky burrow]

I'm fat

[whole merlin]

ah

[fleet sluice]

you have my permission to ping me when somebody fits the description

[whole merlin]

i see

[plucky burrow]

@fleet sluice

Now give me the tag

[fleet sluice]

it’s my friends server

[plucky burrow]

Let's become friends

[sturdy tapir]

[fleet sluice]

i-

that is not what i meant

[plucky burrow]

Ok then

I see how it is

[long cobalt]

I have returned

[plucky burrow]

Welcome

[fleet sluice]

peace has been restored

[long cobalt]

I should use a different color blanket

[fleet sluice]

need a halloween themed blanket

[hollow owl]

[long cobalt]

Hi

[wintry ermine]

I wonder what color would be best suited

[hollow owl]

Heloo

[plucky burrow]

Orange

[long cobalt]

Good to see you

[hollow owl]

Good to see you Comfy

[plucky burrow]

Pumpkin blanket

[hollow owl]

Jesus my phone is dying

[plucky burrow]

We will all die eventually

[hollow owl]

[fleet sluice]

i won’t let that happen

[hollow owl]

I mean your not wrong but you wont know when I die

[fleet sluice]

some people would know if i died. i’m chronically online so if i disappeared without a word they’d 100% think i died

[long cobalt]

they actually might

but you did disappear that one time

so maybe not

[plucky burrow]

I will

[fleet sluice]

make sure it’s in your will that the gtao server gets your belongings

[hollow owl]

Im always online, ive taken like two 1 week breaks

[wintry ermine]

You're disappearing rn

You lost your color

Next you gonna be invisible like a ghost

[long cobalt]

Lol

[plucky burrow]

Longer than a week = dead

[long cobalt]

what if it's a month

[fleet sluice]

that pfp looks depressing

[empty zinc]

it really does yes

[fleet sluice]

i like the way you think

[long cobalt]

you wanted a fitting theme

[wintry ermine]

Gotta make blanket orange

[fleet sluice]

yes for halloween not my wedding

[wintry ermine]

Thats how you know its October

Everything orange

[long cobalt]

Lmao

[silk shuttle]

^ my mfw when comfy changes pfp from

[long cobalt]

@silk shuttle some people died

[wintry ermine]

Did u make the blanket darker?

[hollow owl]

The blanket represents his emotions

No colour blanket = sad

[silk shuttle]

...a few people cried
most people were silent

[fleet sluice]

silent protests

[plucky burrow]

Did you buy a toreador

[rancid parcel]

[vocal geode]

[oblique sky]

Meanwhile I keep putting sticky bombs on people's parked MK2s and exploding them when they go near.

[forest jackal]

bruh everyone be killing me I just want to be friend

[whole merlin]

that is good behaviour indeed

[whole merlin]

relatable

[forest jackal]

I think they afraid of my bean

[oblique sky]

Bean

Mr. Bean

[oblique sky]

Edamame

[hollow owl]

He fell into the Acid that spilled from the train

[fierce mason]

So he died?

[hollow owl]

No he is green

Drifting in the Zr350 is not nice 😕

Too much grip

[sleek prism]

nice supply mission but.. I managed to drop it upside down and it took 10min to roll it

atomizer didnt has enough power

[hollow owl]

Im never doing the Career progress ones where i have to manually source supplies

[sleek prism]

why not

acid lab resupply missions are kinda nice / easy

and

bunker needs only 25 manual resupply and acid lab 100..

[untold dock]

acid lab resupply missions are not kinda nice

at least some of the bunker ones are kinda fun

like the one where you get a railgun with infinite ammo

[hollow owl]

Never done a acid resupply mission

[untold dock]

i did like 3 and decided that's enough

[fierce mason]

Ew brother
What happened to buying them?

[sleek prism]

career progress

[fierce mason]

Still buy it

[broken musk]

Bruh…. ur the acid lab lover but you’ve never done a resupply mission?.. that be liek me having never done securoserv special vehicle work….

Which btw I have “totally” done

[forest jackal]

yep

[fleet sluice]

this was just a legal form of torture i’m convinced

[fleet sluice]

ngl i didn’t do a single acid lab source mission until i started drug wars tier 4 💀

[fossil dagger]

My bad bro damn

[hollow owl]

ok.

[forest jackal]

hit dat sick grind

[young copper]

smooth

[broken musk]

Wait.. there is free masks this week?!?.. ima save 100M in mask purchases

[broken musk]

I did the acid lab resupplies when I first started the acid lab, until I learned you can pay mutt at the right timing for supplies

Now I don’t bother with resupply missions

[twin drum]

yes hello i would like to make a FORMAL complaint about one of the moderators being a CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@hollow owl EXPOSED

cheat on this guy