gta-online-mk2

[hollow owl]

I cba

Gnna drift in the tampa

[hollow owl]

My old drift car before drift tune

:O

[fierce mason]

Good stuff

[forest jackal]

I'm up n atomizing godmoders

[hollow owl]

If his profile is online and I can join his session from his profile

[forest jackal]

bro said I got too much passion

[fierce mason]

I dont even know whats going on
Im too sleep deprived

[hollow owl]

Wtf is his pfp

Yeah ok Ik why he is Godmode for

[forest jackal]

there's 2

[fierce mason]

Godmode?
Where?

I need another cup of tea
Im beginning to lose my sanity

[hollow owl]

Okay, cant join from his profile, his is private

Offline

[forest jackal]

they voting to kick me hahhahaha

[hollow owl]

His pfp is worse than mine

[fierce mason]

How can it be worse than what you got
No offense

[hollow owl]

Its like mine but has Rule 3 in it

[fierce mason]

Is it that even allowed in the rockstar social club?

[hollow owl]

Im ps5

[forest jackal]

try TACTICAL_KD1

[fierce mason]

Oh RIGHT
I forgot

[hollow owl]

All private

[forest jackal]

lol

[wintry ermine]

Ö

[hollow owl]

Guessing your prof is also full private

[forest jackal]

try them

[forest jackal]

idk it's my bros

prob

[hollow owl]

Im joining LMAOOO

Tigo111333 came in clutch

[forest jackal]

I'm on the yacht

1 has godmode

1 removed it

[hollow owl]

I knew low levels would have their profiles full open

[forest jackal]

lol

[wintry ermine]

Almost landed a moc on the yacht the other day

Missed by less than a longfin

[hollow owl]

Ffs

[forest jackal]

I landed in there with a toreador lol

[forest jackal]

he's godmoding lol

there's a rc thing @hollow owl

[hollow owl]

Ik

Thats purple ceo

[forest jackal]

I know this guy

[hollow owl]

"Not using noob bike like a" yeah not gnna say that word

[forest jackal]

he said I have 75 iq

[hollow owl]

He keeps leaving spaces in between words that are bad

So I just said

"U keep leaving spaces in between words, idk what ur sayin"

[hollow owl]

Said the sanme to me lmaoo

[hollow owl]

2digits IQ bros lol

English 100

[tame holly]

name a more common combo : griefers and bad english

[forest jackal]

big mouth for a guy in passive mode lol

[glad compass]

alright, finished with LD Organics and the Action Figures

Get some food and then get after the Playing Cards

[fierce mason]

Grifers and jobless?

[tame holly]

I don't really endorse child labor since most of them are def under 16

so no

[fierce mason]

Ah yes
Forget the young age department

[hollow owl]

Well we won

[forest jackal]

fr

[fierce mason]

Congrats
Here a cup of tea

[forest jackal]

I hate tea

[hollow owl]

Havent had it that i remember

[plucky burrow]

@forest jackal

[forest jackal]

yes

[plucky burrow]

My glorious prince

Show me your Vorschlaghammer

[hollow owl]

Lumb me and Prince have been verbally abused by ppl in gta for the past hour

[forest jackal]

it seems it's gone

[forest jackal]

well I've been physically abused for a couple of hours

you missed that fun

[plucky burrow]

Who aboose

[forest jackal]

I abused the godmoders back tho

made them leave

hah

[plucky burrow]

lovelyt

[fierce mason]

@plucky burrow
Get me shotgun

and my plane

[plucky burrow]

[forest jackal]

lol

[wintry ermine]

Imagine if you had landed on one of the poles. Certified gta thug life moment

[hollow owl]

I just came baxk

Nice try

Lmao

[forest jackal]

ah is that why you didn't get out at the shoe store

[hollow owl]

[forest jackal]

jump in the water

[forest jackal]

you needed new shoes

well well well

caught in 4k

exposed

[fierce mason]

@hollow owl
Bad player
Bad accurary, too many times and not enough kills

[forest jackal]

should I explode him

he's got a c4 in his passenger door he doesn't know about

[winged bane]

how does one miss that

[forest jackal]

cause it's inside the door

[hollow owl]

Yeah I dont PvP much

Thats over 5 years btw

[forest jackal]

did you like your present

[hollow owl]

What present

[forest jackal]

wait who's playing

the c4

[hollow owl]

Me

[forest jackal]

I exploded you

[hollow owl]

ok

Im not even at my ps rn

[forest jackal]

were you driving earlier lol

the red car

[hollow owl]

Yes

[versed lintel]

yes

[young copper]

Yes all my cars are red

[hollow owl]

Uhh

Wtf

Floating car

Unde the map

[forest jackal]

bro disappeared

lol

[hollow owl]

Nice try

[forest jackal]

you were my lil ball

[hollow owl]

I cant even drive rhe car lmaooo

Its fully done

[forest jackal]

I wonder why

lol I launched it to the other side

how

ima change server

I be stuck

I want to kill some griefers

perfect

bro I was in this server 7 h ago

[hollow owl]

Im gnna watch Div 1 cup finals

While afk for pasisve businessess

[sleek prism]

@silk shuttle what is good car to complete Galileo Park? :D

[lament frigate]

Deveste

la coureuse if you want easy mode

[sleek prism]

Hmm.. did you do it with deveste?

[lament frigate]

I think I have a pic from a while ago

[silk shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNSiNCrSf1D4kciJNejGO8fbnYM0pJcdq

[lament frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1159559061826715780/40210af3-ea21-4df8-bfab-d31ca96d409a.png?ex=68d8d6c7&is=68d78547&hm=bccb6c7175411d1821fd74b0a3dc1f007a4bd46a9900c586dc3cb86a4f67ec9d&

from 2 years ago

15 seconds slower than 🅾️🦵 with a car advantage

[sleek prism]

Very nice

[sleek prism]

still good time imo

[lament frigate]

I'm p sure I had a flip or 2

[vocal geode]

How do you report a scammer ?

[swift trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1380888327368085504/mm-1.gif

[forest jackal]

modmail

[vocal geode]

Bro is

How legit is this

!modmail

[golden ravine]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @rich widget

Requested by: @vocal geode

[viral aspen]

not

[vocal geode]

Thought so

[rich osprey]

Hmm. A new discord spam bot. Interesting. This one is a new level though...

[vocal geode]

Yup didn’t know discord could mess up with my ip

[swift trail]

this is old lol

[vocal geode]

Never happened to me

Until today

[swift trail]

not limited to discord either

[vocal geode]

Lmao

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl

lol

bruh what's up with everyone being godmode

I feel like I'm back in ps3

[tame holly]

is it agency gm glitch or d5 ?

[forest jackal]

idk

[tame holly]

like are they godmode inside the d5 or on foot ?

[forest jackal]

1 guy has gm scramjet and he's gm too

[tame holly]

holy those are cringe players

[forest jackal]

nah they moving

[tame holly]

R* will also never fix those godmode issues let's be real

at this point whenever I see a d5 I expect it to be godmode

[forest jackal]

these couple of days tho

they everywhere

[forest jackal]

what's d5 lol

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Inverto Coquette D5 | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on March 4, 2025. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: Chevrolet Corvette (C6)

Basic Info

$1,730,000
1,420 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_b: in Sports
1:00.861 Lap Time
130.75 mph Top Speed

coquette6 • Data from GTACars.net

[forest jackal]

ah

[swift trail]

car with bulletproof windows

[forest jackal]

lol gimme a min

[tame holly]

I have a d5 but I only use it as a better kuruma for missions

[forest jackal]

I made them quit after

[tame holly]

good those idiots deserve pain

[forest jackal]

I was on their yacht with up n atomizer

launching them off

[tame holly]

why the hell did they bring the d5 to a yacht ?

you need to cargobob it on there

[forest jackal]

nah they were gming too

lol

1 of them had no ragdoll too

[tame holly]

at least no ragdoll is fine glitch wise, godmode is where I draw the line tho

[vocal geode]

Yeah they can even go below the map and through buildings

[vocal geode]

If players are in god mode

Just get a tank over them and wait for a few seconds

They will be out of god mode

Pvp has taught me these things

If its d5 god mode just use a nightshark and ram them to a building and kill them with nightshark mgs

[hollow owl]

I just use acid lab

Ram them till their stuck

[vocal geode]

If not then go ghost org or off the radar and kill them through their windows when they are not driving or they are stationary using a mk2 sniper

[vocal geode]

That could work too

[forest jackal]

tf did I do holy

[vocal geode]

Or use a cargobob or that new helicopter to grab them and throw them in the water

[vocal geode]

What ?

[forest jackal]

you'll se in a sec

[hollow owl]

Seems like il be back in ur sess

[sleek prism]

@lament frigate @silk shuttle

[lament frigate]

nice

[sleek prism]

There is so many spots what can ruin the run

[hollow owl]

I did the hsw one in the tampa, quite fun icl

[sleek prism]

yeah, I did last week's hsw with tampa

[forest jackal]

I guess you'll never see cause the ps app sucks

[hollow owl]

Just

How come when I want to find you, i cant

But when im not, I find you

[hollow owl]

Ahhh how stupid he is

Seems like I can join his session

[forest jackal]

I got an idea

ima drive him to the middle of the ocean in my toreador

he just died lol

[hollow owl]

Wtf did u find

Im on chilliad

._.

[forest jackal]

come we Bully him

[sleek prism]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[swift trail]

🙀

[sleek prism]

see, mod is game-chatting here :o

[hollow owl]

Ngl Mikko, this lasted like 2 weeks lol

Its not as bad

But yh

Texting on ps sucks

[sleek prism]

just use dm in discord

[fossil dagger]

ggs the game is unplayable, rockstar will delay the game again cause of this 🙏

[forest jackal]

I need assistance

[sleek prism]

wanted to see if anyone does smth but no

[silk shuttle]

not bed

[sleek prism]

my goal was to be better than farxxs

[lament frigate]

I'm not that hard to beat

beat olego and that would be an achievement

[sleek prism]

that would be awesome

[lament frigate]

Extra bonus points if you beat him in down chilliad

[sleek prism]

:D

[forest jackal]

this ps app bug is annoying

[sturdy tapir]

What

[forest jackal]

it doesn't upload the videos

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

Have you checked if it's not just you having the problem

[hollow owl]

"Love it just seen a shark for the first time"

[forest jackal]

hahahaha

shouldve gone to the map limit so he wouldve been stuck in the shark eating animation

@hollow owl he's in my car again

taking his ass to the void

[sleek prism]

here we go again...

[sleek prism]

[forest jackal]

ye ps app bugged

[sleek prism]

damn

[forest jackal]

lol he died

I killed a godmoder

he's so guilible

he wants to go again

YES I MADE HIM RAGEQUIT

hahahh

I told him there's a plane crash

in the middle of the ocean

I was just literally going to the barrier

[forest jackal]

took long enough

[plucky burrow]

I enjoyed this media

[forest jackal]

should I launch untraceable in the water

[plucky burrow]

He can't swim

[forest jackal]

you said yes

his blood is on your hands

[plucky burrow]

I'm not comfortable about this

May I wash my hand

[forest jackal]

hes unda da watah

[sleek prism]

@silk shuttle with Banshee GTS

[forest jackal]

the vinewood Hills one?

[sleek prism]

Yeah ig

[broken musk]

[forest jackal]

try it with the la coureuse

[broken musk]

Very suitable location

[forest jackal]

another gm d5

[hollow owl]

[forest jackal]

I plead the 5th

[hollow owl]

If i come downstairs when im finished doing what im doing

And im not in my Drift Yosemite

[forest jackal]

I'm getting my ass whooped by a gm d5

[hollow owl]

I won't be listening to music later

[forest jackal]

bruh I got kicked

[forest jackal]

you're alone with a d5 godmoder rn

lol

[hollow owl]

I should've went live so I can check on my phone to see where tf i am in game

[forest jackal]

I can't log in

the stress

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl

I did launch you in the water

then the god modder

like the 5th today

killed us both

coming to save you

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl let's party

theres 8 tryhards

[hollow owl]

Im not even at my ps

Gimme 20 mins

Max

[forest jackal]

I'm getting bombed soldier

[forest jackal]

rip

I be getting whooped

they all ragequit lol@hollow owl

[alpine basin]

I got that one yesterday during the crew session when you were doing your tulip, in my drift car

[sleek prism]

Tulip was like 10sec too slow. Tho I didnt test the route oreo showed to me

[alpine basin]

I just, drove the road the entire time, except for the last part, I cut up the mountain and got the finish that way

[sleek prism]

@alpine basin The route I did it with Deveste 1.35 and GTS 1.38

Maybe for fun I do same route with Tulip

[alpine basin]

speaking of, I may need to buy that tulip off you since I don't have it on this character I use for crew stuff / casual playing

Im not sure if you also have it but a rapid GT classic too, Ill pick them up if I see you in a crew session in the future since I do want them, but can't buy them off webs anymore

[sleek prism]

Yeah I have both My top 2 cars

Rapid GT Classic has nice sound

[alpine basin]

Yea they are my most used cars on my main character too, two of my favorites that can't be bought

[silk shuttle]

[forest jackal]

1 more reaction

[rancid parcel]

I was about to say this is Bullying but realized the bum didn't die

[forest jackal]

he died when I sent his ass to the map limit

lol

I made him believe that there was a Easter egg there

this is the first time I tried killing him

he swam all the way back lol

final words

[hollow owl]

Smth me and him have been doing all day

[forest jackal]

ong

made 3 godmoders ragequit today

[forest jackal]

you missed the fun

there were 8 people doing stand your ground and they all ragequit cause we were destroying them

[glad compass]

This game is actually an enigma

Prior timings of the Casino heist have led me to believe that cutscenes and the drive to the Casino aren't included in the final time

This time I clocked the heist at 10:04 thinking it would be lower because of cutscenes and the drive

but somehow, the final time was a 10:45

[fierce mason]

Yes

I was outsideso i couldnt reply but yes

[vocal geode]

[sturdy tapir]

[rancid parcel]

This channel is filled with Tomatoes

We need Post Op vans to sell them

I will not grief them

[tame holly]

Too bad R* removed the post op sell mission

[plucky burrow]

It should be filled with toreador

[rancid parcel]

Bad car.

[plucky burrow]

Bad opinion.

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[cunning python]

Bring them back 😔

[sleek prism]

1100 in this channel
4100 in #gta-online
12400 in #community

[lost lily]

[rancid parcel]

hes trying to grief Tomatoes Sale, stop him!

[west stirrup]

😒

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl look who I ran into

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[rancid parcel]

Yet somehow not top emojis

this should be gone since Tuna is gone

The fish isn't the same without him

[hollow owl]

[lost lily]

🔫

[forest jackal]

tuna is gone?

[hollow owl]

Yeah, he deleted his acc

[golden sundial]

Why

[hollow owl]

No idea

[forest jackal]

damn illegal fishers

[sturdy tapir]

[limber spindle]

🍝

[forest jackal]

I hope thats not ketchup

[hollow owl]

Joining

"Invites are currently disabled in the session"

What

[forest jackal]

try etapa-alerta1 he's a low lvl

[hollow owl]

All private

Wait im in ur sess lmaooo

[forest jackal]

lol

I'm doing hangar resupply

[limber spindle]

I figured, lots of tomate, might as well have a sauce made up

[forest jackal]

the npc cars in vinewood Hill are annoying

bro turned into me

why the f do I have ear muffs on @hollow owl

[untold dock]

gotta keep your hearing safe with all that gunfire

[hollow owl]

Idk

[forest jackal]

so I can't hear lamar

makes sense

[hollow owl]

Wait i unintentionally used the same route and I didnt even see this

[hollow owl]

Oh wait, gotta go out ._.

[forest jackal]

lol

Franklin failed

you failed franklin

how could you

[forest jackal]

you gotta get lucky with the traffic

the best 1 I did was 1:50:973 a car pulled out of a driveway

[untold dock]

another one bites the dust

[west stirrup]

How dare

[lost lily]

And how much would not be lackluster

2.05M is like the max u can make with cayo, casino, act 3 (excluding event weeks)

[broken musk]

Fr

It blew up within 3 seconds of spawning

Stupid RO-86

I will let the international criminal court decide my fate

so I just got away with 100,000 confirmed murder cases? Alr sweet

I no complain promise I won’t do it again…….. (lies )

Actually no, each and every single one of those murder cases if the trial should be reopened, I’m claiming self defence for all of them

If that don’t work.. eh, I’ll bribe the jury/judge

I don’t need a billion dollars lol

I probably have enough money for whatever tf I could possibly want until the end of this game

Sure

ok, I have $300,000,000 in cash waiting for that DLC rn

Sold

I have total assets in this game worth 1.75 billion, I’ll be fine

No worries

Yessir

[broken musk]

I’ll almost definitely have more money for this mansions DLC by the time it comes.. especially considering my original goal for when I found out about the DLC was to have 100M in cash, I now have 300M lol

[forest jackal]

that's exactly who I was talking about

[broken musk]

So you mean pretty much every player in the lobby?

[forest jackal]

especially him

[hollow owl]

Found the god mode player from yesterday

Survi

[forest jackal]

lollll

if I join the same server rn

I was doing bounty mission

if this stupid game loads

[plucky burrow]

What game

[forest jackal]

what do you think

[plucky burrow]

[nova comet]

Is anyone got 500K when log in ?

[plucky burrow]

Where

Send me some

[sleek prism]

Yeah pretty narrow street

[nova comet]

Forgot screenshot

When im turn off my laptop because im need take a rest

[forest jackal]

ye i did

[hollow owl]

I did the normal TT in my Dominator GTT

[forest jackal]

when you do the last play missions on hard

[forest jackal]

I'm outside

[nova comet]

Rate My Filter

[hollow owl]

Im gnna see if gettin 10 med supplies crates and selling them in a pub lobby is worth it

500k payout ish

[hollow owl]

Clear

[forest jackal]

with a godmodder

[nova comet]

I use Nvidia Filter

Make it Graphic almost realism

[untold dock]

yes, very realism

[sleek prism]

What time?

[hollow owl]

Crashed right at the end so I got 2:01:xx

[sleek prism]

Nice :D

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl bro said to me 1-0

[plucky burrow]

NOOB LLZZZZ

[forest jackal]

lol

him yesterday

[nova comet]

Is that godmode

[forest jackal]

ye

[nova comet]

Good troll

Against Modders

[forest jackal]

this is also him

[plucky burrow]

Habibi you died from pressure

[forest jackal]

I had to sacrifice myself

[nova comet]

Im might be ready on Public

[hollow socket]

Kinda

But why is your character standing like that?

[hollow owl]

Thats the security guard

[hollow socket]

Huh?

[nova comet]

Im use first person

That nightclub security guard

[hollow socket]

We have security guards in the nightclub garage?

[forest jackal]

if you buy that option yes

[hollow socket]

Ohh, I don't think I have ever bought that upgrade

[plucky burrow]

Buy it

It is worth

[hollow socket]

Nah

[plucky burrow]

Buy it

[hollow socket]

Don't know if there's any update but it's trash (asking from personal experience)

It causes more police raids

[plucky burrow]

The security?

[hollow socket]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

Did you try it

[hollow socket]

Yes I had it during my early days

[forest jackal]

another godmodder wow @hollow owl

[hollow socket]

Share something new

[broken musk]

you missed

[sleek prism]

Tulip

@alpine basin :D

[tame holly]

how many attempts died to rolling over or the vamos doing vamos things ?

[sleek prism]

Its Tulip

[tame holly]

welp I am indeed blind

and I have both

[sleek prism]

I didnt die, couple times restart

I have Vamos too, nice car

[tame holly]

wants to kill you at every opportunity and that's why its fun

[sleek prism]

@silk shuttle somehow traffic density feels higher than in your vid

Rapid GT Classic

[untold dock]

population density works online too

[green fractal]

Security upgrades double the raid timer officially.

[hollow socket]

Was it in the last 6 months?

[sleek prism]

oh, I didnt even know that

@silk shuttle have you adjusted that?

[green fractal]

Well, it is a fact even for MC businesses.

[untold dock]

when you play heists with randoms and the highway is suddenly traffic pro max

[sleek prism]

:D

[carmine horizon]

traffic is never high when u need it to be

[hollow socket]

Ah well the facts might say that but what actually happens in game

[untold dock]

i never need it to be

[green fractal]

Dunno, never got raided for years.

[hollow socket]

xD

[green fractal]

I don't do MC businesses anymore anyway.

[hollow socket]

I used to get raids very often when I had the security upgrade but I don't remember ever getting raided after I shifted nightclub location without buying the security upgrade

[green fractal]

If you stay as MC/CEO while your stock is higher than the amount, raids trigger.

I just quit as soon as i finish whatever i'm doing.

[hollow socket]

Same

I don't even do anything

[green fractal]

I have 500m+

[hollow socket]

It just feels boring doing your own missions

[green fractal]

I was helping randoms doing heists, but my laptop is got too old to join public sessions.

[hollow socket]

That's too much imo. You can survive next few DLCs

[green fractal]

I can be alive until this game closes doors.

[hollow socket]

I mean even if you buy everything

[carmine horizon]

nah those electric bills will cook u up

[silk shuttle]

of course

[green fractal]

I'm not playing the game seriously. If i was, i would have doubled the money and had 50% or more playing hours.

[broken musk]

1-0 (but I’ll be in passive mode incase you need me)

[tame holly]

wait that name sounds familiar I think I saw a yt video of him getting destroyed

[broken musk]

that’s probably why they too scared to message me without being in passive mode

[tame holly]

yeah I tried to find it to no avail I don't even remember the ytber name

[forest jackal]

I had a godmodder msg me that earlier

[hollow owl]

Might just go back to auto aim tbh

Too many Godmode ppl on free aim

[forest jackal]

fr

I'm shit with free aim

I might do the same

[valid marsh]

They are there worse than free aim...

[hollow owl]

Ive been in free aim for the past 2 weeks and when I was on auto aim, I only ran into 2

Ive seen like 4 average per lobby in free aim

[valid marsh]

I'll switch sessions with you

[rich osprey]

Had a god mode deluxo in the free aim lobby I was in 2 hours ago

[broken musk]

lol

[nova comet]

[hollow owl]

Holy dead 😳

[sleek prism]

_ _

"New Player"

[west stirrup]

Hi

[sleek prism]

Hello

ooo

lvl 149

[hollow owl]

Il catch up

Give me a month or 2

[sleek prism]

I should chat less and play more

[hollow owl]

Im chattin less and playin less

[plucky burrow]

Hi I'm lumbago

[past gazelle]

no you are desolo

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

No your lumbag0

[west stirrup]

Devolo

I have your monitor

[plucky burrow]

Haters gon hate

[west stirrup]

Havers gone hate

[plucky burrow]

I will have your electricity

[hollow owl]

Electro?

[plucky burrow]

What does this mean

I can't slander a moderator

I fear retaliation

[hollow owl]

You dont know who Electro is?

[west stirrup]

You can slander a junior moderator

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

Try it

[plucky burrow]

He has ban perms

[west stirrup]

You have beingmean perms

[hollow owl]

Why be mean

[plucky burrow]

I love your role color

[past gazelle]

ty

[plucky burrow]

Np

[west stirrup]

Whose

[hollow owl]

How will there be peace in the world if we are not nice to each other

[past gazelle]

yw, diavolo

[west stirrup]

I’m changing it

[hollow owl]

Cant change my role colour

One of the downsides of being mod

Colour is nice though tbh

[west stirrup]

Force omar to change

it

[plucky burrow]

[sleek prism]

go back to community

[plucky burrow]

Raising

[west stirrup]

Devolo

[past gazelle]

no

[plucky burrow]

Dense

[past gazelle]

nice motorcycle

[sleek prism]

eww

[nova comet]

has anyone have a yacht ?

[rancid parcel]

[rancid parcel]

Bald

[sturdy tapir]

Broke boy🗣️ ‼️

[sleek prism]

girl*

[sturdy tapir]

mb

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[sturdy tapir]

No u

[wintry ermine]

But I got a bigger flex

[young copper]

beat this

[wintry ermine]

A text?

[golden sundial]

Sir you broke the glass

[wintry ermine]

Was too hot inside

Needed to let some air in

[twin drum]

350 rusty rebels

[golden sundial]

All that was on top of the yacht?

[wintry ermine]

[nova comet]

Why tf put Gold Plane and heli in there

[wintry ermine]

Cuz money

[young copper]

this is nothing in comparison to text

[nova comet]

I thought gonna put Tank in there

[young copper]

thats 850m

[wintry ermine]

I also put an alkonost cuz why not

[nova comet]

I did Put Chernobog in there

[sleek prism]

put Kosatka

[golden sundial]

The defense systems not good enough for ya?

[twin drum]

chernobog has like 10x the range

[sturdy tapir]

Now this is peak

[glad compass]

Casino Heist is donezo

[west stirrup]

I still need Packie

[sleek prism]

I need 19mil

[past gazelle]

_ _

[glad compass]

Think I'll work on a few of the businesses now. I/E, Gunrunning, Special Cargo

[sleek prism]

fist went through a window

[broken musk]

Bruh once when I threw a sticky bomb at one of the acid sale narc cars, the sticky bomb went through the window

[glad compass]

Pain without love

Pain, can't get enough

JUST GIVE ME THE RIGHT BLACKFIN PLEASE

[sleek prism]

Is it the only one you need?

[glad compass]

Still need like, 6 other Collector vics

Just got the correct Blackfin

[sleek prism]

If you have any dupes, sell them

[glad compass]

Oh no, I know how to set the the garage up

It just straigh up wasn't giving me the correct Blackfin I needed

[fast bridge]

I claimed these but it still says connect

[green fractal]

Do you have them?

In your inventory etc.

[sleek prism]

Yeah its pretty easy

[broken musk]

@sleek prism I don’t have that clip anymore.. I’ve had to reformat my external storage a few times and I’m pretty sure I’ve lost it

[sleek prism]

Sticky one?

[broken musk]

Yea

[sleek prism]

Np, I believe you

[nova comet]

Im use That when im park submarine beside of Yacht

[broken musk]

@sleek prism I do have this

[sleek prism]

[fast bridge]

It says I have them and I pressed claim on all of them

[plucky burrow]

Omg are you Portugal

[wintry ermine]

No, I am tct

[plucky burrow]

@daring hedge we found another one

[daring hedge]

[nova comet]

Get outta here you drunk guy

[cunning python]

congratulation

[young copper]

this look like Vanilla Unicorn

[sturdy tapir]

IS THIS ONE THING THAT GOT BRO TRIPPIN🗣️ ‼️ ⁉️

[young copper]

golden decorations

[fierce mason]

HEY
THat my drunk guy

[glad compass]

oh

I thought this Career tab for I/E wanted me to grab 10 Collector Vehicles

It wants all of the Collectors vehicles

I need 17 more of them

[fierce mason]

Better start getting to work

[glad compass]

Have been

[fierce mason]

While you doing
Can you mine also?

[glad compass]

No

[fierce mason]

Ill pay for 500 iranian rial for the job

[young copper]

thats legit not even a cent

[glad compass]

Mfer that is .012 cents in USD

[young copper]

technically doesnt exist

[fierce mason]

Yes
My country broke
Anyways goodluck with it

[young copper]

you're broke my friend

[glad compass]

5 collections done. 5 to go

[whole merlin]

ouch

[glad compass]

What the actual fuck R*

Decided to try the 'Plowed' VIP work. Accidentally put the Phantom Wedge in the drink. Oh well, we'll try again.

60 MINUTE TIMER

This fucking VIP work that probably only pays you like, $35k has a longer cooldown than a heist if you accidentally destroy the Wedge

[fierce mason]

In rockstar words
Hah

[silk shuttle]

don't put it in the drink next time, that usually helps with the issue

[glad compass]

Look, Phantom Wedge has some pretty good acceleration for a semi

The brakes on the other hand

[primal sluice]

It's a semi-truck...

[silk shuttle]

it has poor abs

[primal sluice]

with a big ass ramp on it

of course braking is gonna be poor

[silk shuttle]

strong abs tho

[glad compass]

We have flying bikes with rockets in them. Forgive me if decent brakes on a Semi seems out of the question.

[fierce mason]

DO NOT MENTION THE OP2
THAT THING IS A MISTAKE

[primal sluice]

And the phantom wedge came out when again?

Forgive me if i am wrong, but quite a while before oppressor did

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Jobuilt Phantom Wedge | ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇʀᴄɪᴀʟ

This vehicle was added on December 13, 2016. Acquire it from Warstock.

IRL Counterpart: Peterbilt, Phantom, Wedge Truck from Mythbusters

Basic Info

$2,553,600
Trade price: $1,920,000 - Special vehicle work (Asset Seizure)
14,000 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 5 (Driver, cab passenger and three external passengers)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

1:20.080 Lap Time
98.25 mph Top Speed

Notes

Unstoppable Semi: https://youtu.be/JXgAwIJqDio
Myth Busters Wedge: https://youtu.be/3JtZDDQga4o

phantom2 • Data from GTACars.net

[hollow owl]

Nearly 9 years ago

[silk shuttle]

it has deece brakes, it's the abs that is bad

slamvan same thing

[glad compass]

Same time we slapped a rocket engine on an electric car

[primal sluice]

Not sure what that has to do with the car having bad brakes though.

All semi-trucks in the game have rather poor braking

So idk why you expect this one to be any different

[glad compass]

We should be able to customize them to some degree

[fierce mason]

Trucks are shit
Use heli or plane

[glad compass]

It's a good investment if you solo Cayo

[glad compass]

11 more cars for all of the Collections in I/E

I din't realize but if you got a collection before and sold it, it still counts

So I don't need to grab the Roosevelt or Z-Type

[silk shuttle]

what is your routine for grinding the collections

[glad compass]

I already had the I/E set up, so I just sell the vehicle I need for collection and then source it. If I don't get the right one I just hop sessions and wait for the cooldown.

Taking a small break from it rn to do some Special Vehicle missions on Hard for the other Career tab.

[untold dock]

[glad compass]

So funny, but so sad

Doing the Wastelander mission and the random is driving it. We get to the end and he runs over a guard and the mission fails

And he left 😭

[untold dock]

lmao

[glad compass]

One more special vehicle mission left.

[woeful needle]

Ahh gta moments

[glad compass]

Pink Diamond!

No Gold!

[golden sundial]

Doing pvp is incredibly lame, it's only a matter of time before you get harassed by a modder

[sturdy tapir]

[glad compass]

Huh, that's a bummer. You can't deliver a bunker trailer with your own Phantom Wedge.

Kind of silly considering the trailer is the important bit of the mission. How you get it there shouldn't matter.

[twin drum]

while i see your point... why would you want to?

the mission already gives you a phantom wedge and that one is a lot tankier than the personally owned one

[glad compass]

Because the Phantom Wedge they gave me for the second trail somehow got stuck on nothing

I was able to get it unstuck with my own

But it was both really funny and really dumb

[plucky burrow]

Don't allow it

[versed lintel]

you can deliver it with your moc

that’s what i used to do

[green fractal]

Then leave them be. Or try Discord’s support.

[golden sundial]

So like what, do I ddos them or something?

[plucky burrow]

Ddos me

[golden sundial]

[plucky burrow]

What

Just say you can't

[fleet sluice]

[woeful needle]

dumbest softlock ever

[hollow owl]

Seems like my 500k has arrived

[hollow socket]

Noooo

[fleet sluice]

bright side is you can get some champagne

[woeful needle]

they gave me 1 million

[fleet sluice]

bright side is champagne and 1 million

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl ragequit

[hollow owl]

No, i left so my product wouldn't be fully destroyed

[forest jackal]

I'll avenge you

bro be destroying everyone

[forest jackal]

I made him quit

lol

[forest jackal]

I love when my akula decides that I have to die with it and doesn't let me jump out

[hollow owl]

I hate that

So annoying

5.85 mill

[untold dock]

why are you sourcing stuff in a public session

[forest jackal]

why shouldn't I source stuff in a public lobby

[untold dock]

what do you gain from doing so

[forest jackal]

what do I lose from doing it

[west stirrup]

Your sanity

[untold dock]

well you're using a suboptimal vehicle simply not to appear on the radar

if other people weren't there, that wouldn't be a concern

[forest jackal]

emm if you look at the video you can clearly see I'm on radar

[untold dock]

you aren't though

[forest jackal]

I just use it cause it's easier to destroy the truck that has the cargo

now that I remembered

poor guy

[forest jackal]

I don't have any

[open vigil]

Best thing you can ever do in GTAO is turn off in game messages 😌

[forest jackal]

where's the fun in that

[open vigil]

Also this then means if people wanna be rude they have to do it via psn messages opening the up to being reported an banned

Rage bait > they get angry and spam slurs > report > win

[forest jackal]

no

[west stirrup]

Yes

[open vigil]

The best thing is when a tryhard gets angry at you and spams slurs. So then you report them on a weekend and they can’t play online for a few days

[forest jackal]

it's funnier to see it in game

(I won btw)

[carmine horizon]

only 5 minutes??

[forest jackal]

I mean it was snowing

[carmine horizon]

aint that good?

[forest jackal]

feet get cold

[open vigil]

Would you wanna kiss for longer 😂

[open vigil]

[forest jackal]

the proof that I won lol

[open vigil]

Why is it snowing lol

[forest jackal]

old pic

from 2023 lol

[fierce mason]

Its only 3 years ago
Not that old

[forest jackal]

I don't remember what this guy did to me but damn

[flint flower]

I bait griefers

[untold dock]

destroying cargo isn't griefing

[sturdy tapir]

[flint flower]

Killing someone 100-1 isn't bullying

[sturdy tapir]

Putting them in the trash more like 😭

[open vigil]

I like to go off of the official definition according to rockstar is.

Griefing: Intentionally annoying another player or interfering with their experience and progress by using the game in unintended ways (e.g., spawn killing, stream sniping, driving the wrong way in a Race with the intention to disrupt).

So this is what R* believes is griefing in their own words from the COC

So cargo griefing is fine and so is killing people 100-1 UNLESS its spawn killing

So you can have 100-1 and each kill is fair and balanced

[sturdy tapir]

[flint flower]

[sturdy tapir]

helo shark

[midnight rover]

I agree

[sturdy tapir]

electricity is out and i can't gamble on gtao

[open vigil]

Well think of it like how a lawyer would. They’d use the word verbatim R* uses

[sturdy tapir]

Nor finish cayo prep

[open vigil]

So you’re in the clear to do whatever you what if it’s online with the COC

[midnight rover]

[flint flower]

Is it panther week yet

[woeful needle]

soon

i thiink novembers heist month

[west stirrup]

The what

[open vigil]

Code of conduct

[sleek prism]

Wait what.. you have killed him 60 times? Holy moly

[untold dock]

that's small fry

[fierce mason]

That is sad
Wait thank you for reminding me
I still have to do the work for slavage yard and warehouse contract
I FORGOT

[forest jackal]

I cant gamble in gtao either

never had

[sturdy tapir]

helnaw

[forest jackal]

it's not allowed here

[untold dock]

"move" to a different country

[forest jackal]

not gonna pay for a vpn to gamble in gta lol

[sleek prism]

Wtf, are you serious

[forest jackal]

ye

[sleek prism]

@sturdy tapir check this

[forest jackal]

bruh I went to change session and my ps plus expired

[gray parcel]

console moment

[sturdy tapir]

What tier

[sturdy tapir]

[forest jackal]

the cheapest one

[sturdy tapir]

Essential?

[forest jackal]

ye

[sturdy tapir]

I got premium

[forest jackal]

congrats

[sturdy tapir]

Love the classics catalogue

[glad compass]

Alright, 10 different VIP works/challenges done for the Special Cargo tab

I do not look forward to getting $50M for that.

[untold dock]

50m of special cargo?

small fry

i've done 1110 crates in a week

do not recommend though

[viral aspen]

the game tells you "destroy other player's cargo for GTA$ and RP" so yeah ofc they are fine with it

HOWEVER

when they made it where we can do those type of missions iin inv only after literal years of players begging for it, i think they try to satisfy both the solo grinders and the griefers. which isnt exactly a bad thing either

[cunning python]

they clearly dont play their own game, spawn killing, it's more like spawn trapping

[golden sundial]

people seem to be unable to find my sc for whatever reason

anytime i tell someone i get answered with no results

[silk shuttle]

happy birthday GTA online

[forest jackal]

hope they give us 1mil

[glad compass]

Want me to give it a shot?

[golden sundial]

sure

its the same as discord

[glad compass]

Also, 2 more collections left in I/E. Then I just gotta make $25M

[glad compass]

No results, you positive it's the same?

[gray parcel]

make sure your sc isn’t set to private or something

[golden sundial]

yes

[gray parcel]

i had a fren with that issue for a while

[glad compass]

Even if it was I don't think that would stop people from searching for their profile.

[glad compass]

Try adding me. Razermane

[golden sundial]

i can add people, people just cant add me

[gray parcel]

quillboar ass name

[glad compass]

I just want to make sure you don't have a number or something in your SC ID

[woeful needle]

Did you make your nickname your sc

We get everyone to do it in VC

[golden sundial]

idk, i didnt change anything

[woeful needle]

Yeah so to save spelling headaches and typing it in chat most of us regular VC’rs started putting our GTA SC as our server nickname so when people go to add it they can just copy our name and because of how the discord HUD looks they can read it while typing

[glad compass]

Not that it matters much nowadays. People will @ you wondering what your SC is

It's in the name you dense mfer, you think I put the SC there for shits and giggles?

[woeful needle]

Nah if first question is always “is it the same as your discord name”

[glad compass]

Not for me. It's just, "What's your SC?"

[woeful needle]

I tell people SC means Snapchat because it’s funny

[glad compass]

The legendary Rusty Tractor

One of the Unholy Trinity

[versed lintel]

i killed kanye

no more bully :(((((((

[broken musk]

“Where is the FCKN taco van?!?”

Wait.. I was supposed to punch him after he refused to tell me.. whoops

[thick rose]

Now he cannot nazi post on twitter

[versed lintel]

well he technically stop sooo

[versed lintel]

what if he was doing a money laundering scheme and u stopped it

[flint flower]

Small fry big potato

[fleet sluice]

[sturdy tapir]

[silk shuttle]

[forest jackal]

police brutality

[autumn epoch]

this WILL delay bully 😭

[west stirrup]

Gta Online is 12 years and i'm 21 years old

[sleek prism]

@spice flume Bail Office desk

[spice flume]

My dream desk

[sleek prism]

[sleek prism]

I was bored, here is results

[untold dock]

amazing

[fast bridge]

U can find it in online after u start up a land hangar source under art & Antiques. It’ll spawn near the barn south of the farmhouse bunker.

[silk shuttle]

never at the edge of the area that's for sure

[broken musk]

No, that was enhanced interrogation tactics

[broken musk]

THIS is police brutality:

I love this clip, literally so stupid and such perfect timing

“Oh thank you, the cops! ”
1.3 seconds later a cop has shot him dead saying DONT MOVE!

[golden sundial]

i mean its pretty accurate

kill them first, instruct them second

just like irl

[fierce mason]

I still hate the op2 but damn does it speed doing things up

[broken musk]

Fr

As long as I never shoot the convenience store clerk over the armed robber, I know I am a good cop

Rather I cannot be a worse cop than the ones the LSPD hires

[fierce mason]

And in 9 days
I'll be 18

I am old

[broken musk]

Nah u r still young

[fierce mason]

I am aware
All of you are older than me

[broken musk]

Can’t even gamble in the US (idk why you’d want to go there though)

[fierce mason]

Im in the uae...

[broken musk]

Bruh I am also too young

I am 20, not the age I need to be for most things around the world

[fierce mason]

and im still in school

[west stirrup]

👴

[broken musk]

So am I

[fierce mason]

The amount of grandpa and uncle jokes im am gonna recieve in school is unbelieable

I am the oldest in all of my classes
Everyone else, 15 to 16, some 17, very very few 18

[broken musk]

Then now you get to say: “you are all acting childish and grow up.”

[fierce mason]

True but when its dealing with the younger generation or classes below us
I just swap to a deeper voice just so they cant annoy me

Seriously, ive never used pavel quote more often
"They keep getting younger and dumber"

[tame holly]

pavel is so quotable and that's one of the main reason he is such a cool npc

[broken musk]

Bruh when I was in my final years of high school, all the kids would ever do is go around slapping each other’s asses and moaning in your ear for no reason

[fierce mason]

He's the best character in gtao ever
Greatest character of all time
I want him in gta 6

[broken musk]

It was hell

[fierce mason]

We getting a bit off topic
Wanna continue this in community?

[broken musk]

NO

fuck that channel

[fierce mason]

Fair enough

[daring hedge]

w

[broken musk]

No

[fierce mason]

Fucking hell
I remember when they used to do that
We no longer do it but we used to
Well when i say we i mean like 10 students

But those 10 sures as hell feel like everyone did it

[broken musk]

Yes but those ten students do it relentlessly and at every chance they get.. we’d be in the middle of a math lecture and I’d randomly hear some kid moaning in me ear ffs

They all knew what would happen if they went near my ass

[fierce mason]

And those 10 never fucking grow up
Like fucking hell, ive seen student grow up and mature over the years
Still same but there differences
But those 10
NEVER

[broken musk]

I could probably go find one of them and they will be doing the same shit today, but instead they will be doing it to co-workers, getting sexual harassment cases against them lmao

[fierce mason]

true XD

[sleek prism]

Is that a ... snack?

[fierce mason]

Eats it

Yum