gta-online-mk2

[plucky burrow]

No

It's impossible for me to spend that on a game

[daring hedge]

[plucky burrow]

Unimaginable

[hollow owl]

I have farmed barely any in there

[rancid parcel]

Yeah no members would know if it's the truth or not anyways

[hollow owl]

[wintry ermine]

I think theres a slight difference between paying 70 every year and paying 70 every decade

[primal sluice]

2 completely different games

[cunning python]

mods set their modifier to 10x for mod channel

trust me i have seen it!!!

[plucky burrow]

EXPOSED!!

[fierce mason]

Exposed josh far what?

[sturdy tapir]

[gray parcel]

so will it be another week of cop stuff

[hollow owl]

OGFA 2x next week pls

I need that 1.5 mill per job on my female character

[gray parcel]

i'm gonna guess another cop week then halloween stuff starts the week after

[broken musk]

Bruh I absolutely love when the first lobby I join has literally zero griefing, everyone is just grinding coincidentally we all grinding dispatch missions

[whole merlin]

nice

[hollow owl]

I've always tried to be killed when I join my first lobbies

[untold dock]

bruh i absolutely hate when every session i join nothing happens

[whole merlin]

this is what happens 90% of the time when i drive up to a random person and honk

like bro i was just seeing if you needed a ride or any help lol

[hollow owl]

For me, most of the time they are chill

[untold dock]

shoot first, ask questions later

[hollow owl]

I've seen an influence of helpful players since I've been on my female low level

Had 3 players try help me sell acid

[whole merlin]

yesterday i got killed by just driving / walking up to people instantly, 8 times in a row

damn

maybe im just scary

[whole merlin]

except they dont ask questions but just kill you again if you go back 🙁

[hollow owl]

I just wear my space rat outfit

And ppl find me chill

[untold dock]

well, true

[whole merlin]

i would send a picture of my outfit but i dont have one rn

[untold dock]

but yeah if you roll up on me, of course i'll just kill you

[tame holly]

for me its just a race suit as my main outfit rn

[hollow owl]

No time for democracy

[sturdy tapir]

D E M O C R A C Y?

[broken musk]

LMAO random NPC says: “your insane!! Straight cover of fucking psycho magazine”

Me: “why thank you, much appreciated.”

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

more popular than

[sturdy tapir]

[broken musk]

What’s that?

[whole merlin]

civilians have a say

in stuff

and you can create a party

[broken musk]

Not when I’m around

[whole merlin]

[broken musk]

They have a say in which weapon they would like to be killed with.

[sleek prism]

@viral aspen

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism

[fossil dagger]

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

Have you done any lowriders yet

[viral aspen]

No

[sleek prism]

Yes?

[tame holly]

Minigun or ceramic pistol ?

[sleek prism]

Good, are we doing them with Remy and born?

[viral aspen]

Sure, when

[sleek prism]

Idk, I have been offline for 2 days

[broken musk]

Or anything in between, i have it all just lmk which bullet you would like the coroner to remove from the autopsy

[gray parcel]

yes

[broken musk]

I can take them out with the shocker

[untold dock]

i still have the world record on one of the lowrider missions

that was the last thing i ever did on gta

[viral aspen]

I haven't played much either

I was on a lil yesterday

Nothing drastic

[broken musk]

I am Los Santos Slasher now.

I kill you with your own machete

[hollow owl]

I was sat in my Deveste Eight while texting someone

And i died out of thin air

Thats twice now its happened to me

[rancid parcel]

i assume you've learned your lesson and didnt went for a 3rd time

[silk shuttle]

[vocal geode]

[hollow owl]

Its random, first time I randomly died i was just standing still

The game isnt liking me

[broken musk]

Bruh

Why did my text get deleted

Anyways should I remake this into cockstar?

Liek replace the words “fuck off” with cock star?

[broken musk]

No answer, fine then I won’t do it

[silent portal]

@viral aspen i forgot my fucking airpods at home last night

i had to hear store music

[silk shuttle]

what they got in store for us

[silent portal]

10 replayed pop songs and 25 no name songs from cd compilations

i fucking hate michael franti so much it's unreal

i also didnt realize this wasn't #community my bad

[valid marsh]

It should've been Christmas tunes. Then you wouldn't be upset

[silent portal]

until you hear the same 15 christmas songs over and over for two months

[gray parcel]

only good xmas song is wham's last christmas

[west stirrup]

Wtf

Cba to crop but

[primal sluice]

@rancid parcel

[viral aspen]

Idk man half the time the store music IS my playlist

[gray parcel]

been listening to gtao music in my car lately

old heist music goes hard when you're late to work

[silk shuttle]

[west stirrup]

Yea

[silk shuttle]

72 hours of completion

[long cobalt]

don't they do that with everything these days

[zenith olive]

🥀need to start playing missions again down to 30mill

[viral aspen]

Within

[silk shuttle]

the point is that it never fucking works

[viral aspen]

[silk shuttle]

📠

[lament frigate]

🚫🖨️

[silk shuttle]

give this man a

[daring hedge]

play peppa pig until it works

[winged bane]

printer my brother🗣

[primal sluice]

@rancid parcel Act 2 done

[plucky burrow]

Nice zirts

[primal sluice]

[plucky burrow]

[vocal geode]

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

@hollow owl

What does 69420 stand for

Is that your gta level

[versed lintel]

69 and 420

[silk shuttle]

nice grass

[plucky burrow]

Ty

[sleek prism]

Lumblåhaj

[lament frigate]

either I'm banned or rockstar services are down

[gray parcel]

they down

everyone's winter lspd fit gonna be gone when they're back

[hollow owl]

Idk

[teal gale]

Dre heist f1 wheels chernobog

[golden sundial]

What do you think

It's a rhetorical question

[neon acorn]

I graduated btw

[hollow owl]

Nice

W

[west stirrup]

Contaminate weedfarm is such a bs mission

Especially if you dont want to die

[gray parcel]

if you can sit in a safe spot and eat snacks every 10s or so you won't die

easiest is landing a sparrow right by the door and hopping up on the blades when the trip starts

[hollow owl]

Bruh, ppl are so bad nowadays

[untold dock]

dying in that mission doesn't matter though

it's purely time based, you can just be afk

[hollow owl]

Got into a 2v1 and the lvl 198 had to ewo loop to get far enough to hop on his mk2 and still lose to me

With mk1 sniper and stickies

[gray parcel]

one of drug wars' tier 3s is doing 25 fooligan missions without dying

only reason i looked into that one

[west stirrup]

So i dont need to worry about "dying" in that mission for the challenge?

[untold dock]

dunno about the challenge

[winged bane]

who wanna go hanger for hanger

[fleet sluice]

@hazy quarry

[winged bane]

[oblique sky]

God damn it. Almost 3 weeks of not getting it, I finally got the Monkey Security Contract again.

The van is just so bloody slow.

[hollow glade]

[hazy quarry]

hawk true

[oblique sky]

I wish the Buffalo STX got the HSW. EVX is not it for me.

[burnt maple]

EVX is 100% worth it

[oblique sky]

I just prefer the STX.

[merry marsh]

id rather have the good ole v8 over the dishwasher

[oblique sky]

STX just sounds better and for me, looks better.

[burnt maple]

I prefer evx

[spiral lichen]

what’s up with the new RP thing?

[oblique sky]

Does anyone have this?

xD

[hollow owl]

Wouldn't be surprised if you could just load into a new session with the same player everytime and let them enter and it would count

[fleet sluice]

today i learned i can’t open the interaction menu in freedmode without being in passive

makes 0 sense

[limber spindle]

No, a solo players nightmare. Mine says 0

[oblique sky]

Welp.

time to get to work.

I mean me. Not you xP

[nova comet]

Check #gta-vehicles

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl I saw you again no wayyy

hahaha

and you left again too

[sleek prism]

You play gtao? 👀

[forest jackal]

mhm

not pc

[sleek prism]

yea you both have ps5

[forest jackal]

my wifi acting up

[sleek prism]

no ethernet cable?

[forest jackal]

ye i do

[sleek prism]

fuck, I broke my gun van streak again

[forest jackal]

it says a dns server isn't set

[hollow owl]

Yh, got bored of my female character, i have basically all I need to get money on there but not interested in grinding for auto shop.

[forest jackal]

I was coming to ran you over

you were right next to me

[hollow owl]

Im gnna session hop now on my main till you see me

[forest jackal]

well I'm not in a session rn

@hollow owl lvl 420

lol

[hollow owl]

Wtf

Already

Just had a random mk2 try kill me

And left

The only person I remember running into multiple times is "Yourdownfall"

[forest jackal]

ye i saw him

[sleek prism]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @sleek prism

[forest jackal]

bruh started headhunter and I can't do dispatch missions

[hollow owl]

Lmao

Im going casino then imma sell acid if i can

Or NC

[forest jackal]

he needs to hurry

[thick rose]

this career sucks

[hollow owl]

So your in a cop vehicle

Bet, gnna search everyone

[limber spindle]

Really? I was happy it could be done solo and blew through that one. After Hours career is my enemy, hate it.

[sleek prism]

Not much left

[forest jackal]

not rn

[hollow owl]

Being killed by Die2021

[forest jackal]

I see that

[hollow owl]

Just telling me cryyyyyy

[forest jackal]

did you find me yet

[hollow owl]

I have one suspicion

Bros just messaging me Cryyyyyyt

[forest jackal]

lol

[hollow owl]

Die2021 likes me

😍

Idk who you are

Only person im guessing is The_GooD9

[forest jackal]

lol nope

(jk)

[hollow owl]

Janu wants to sell MC in THIS lobby

[forest jackal]

he really does

[forest jackal]

this my bros acc

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

Not this week

[forest jackal]

he's gonna meet die2021

[hollow owl]

Yep

[forest jackal]

nah he be getting his ass whooped

[hollow owl]

Yh, just messaged neb saying thx

Welp modded acc

1 billion kd

[forest jackal]

he gonna orbital someone

[sleek prism]

ahh, switching session dropped distance from 6.35mi to 0.97mi

[hollow owl]

Space Rat in a weed business

What has gta turned into

[plucky burrow]

Based

[forest jackal]

lol

[west stirrup]

Space rat

[sleek prism]

Literally LabRat

[fossil dagger]

You're*

Dum

[hollow owl]

Dumb*

[fossil dagger]

no

dum dum

no b

[flint flower]

Hm, where's my winter LSPD fit

[rancid parcel]

Yeah I'm borrowing it

||not giving it back||

[flint flower]

[lament frigate]

[forest jackal]

ragequit haha @hollow owl

[plucky burrow]

What

[hollow owl]

Lmao

Fighting someone at lsia

With a MC mate

[flint flower]

That's cring

[plucky burrow]

@flint flower

My favourite mouse

[flint flower]

Howdy buddy

[hollow owl]

Oh your behind me lmaooo

[plucky burrow]

Red spy is father of blue scout

[vocal geode]

Youre kringe

[forest jackal]

yep lol

bro has a crazy escort

[flint flower]

And you're a fridge

[gray parcel]

[forest jackal]

@hollow owl SORRY YYYYY

[vocal geode]

[forest jackal]

lol

lol when your cannon hits aim deadzones it just shoots @hollow owl

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[forest jackal]

I did laugh tho

[hollow owl]

While we chill in the limo

Nvm

[fierce mason]

THERE A RED SPY IN THE BASE

[hollow owl]

Ive got Gimaq role playin with me lmaooo

Hes a tryhard with modded KD

[broken musk]

U r asshole

I nuke your TM-02 now

[fierce mason]

Wow wow wow
No one nuking except me

[forest jackal]

ye that ended quickly

[hollow owl]

Im gnma go on my female and see if I can re join back lol

I did lmaooo

[forest jackal]

lol

[broken musk]

I am a billionaire, I can nuke whoever I want.

[fierce mason]

[fierce mason]

And i am the man who fixes your stuff when they get blown up

[broken musk]

It’s easier to just buy a new vehicle

[fierce mason]

And who do you thinks you buy the car from?
From MCI

[broken musk]

Nah I buy a new car from the dealership

[forest jackal]

luck

Im not even in the same country as you

[broken musk]

Wtf just happened.. I’m doing a dispatch mission, but when I pull up to the actual location there is some random person there who is killing all my enemies they weren’t even doing the mission

[broken musk]

Omg I finally found an insult I can use that rockstar won’t censor ty

[sleek prism]

Here

[oblique sky]

Angry looking Johnny Sins lookalike

[broken musk]

target spotted

[gray meteor]

Oh damn they got police outfits now

[broken musk]

We’ve had police outfits since 2024

[gray meteor]

[broken musk]

Not the one that you see from mikko

That’s new

[gray meteor]

I stopped playing around the time they added the bike police outfit

So I have that one and nothing else

[oblique sky]

Hey, Sand.

[broken musk]

The one that I am wearing in the photo has been around since 2024

It’s the noose outfit

[gray meteor]

Oh yeah I'm hip to that

That's been around for ages I'm talking about like the actual police outfit

[gray meteor]

Howdy

[broken musk]

Yes but now you can own the noose outfit as an actual outfit instead of just a merge glitch

[sleek prism]

Walter White? 👀

[broken musk]

Message him back saying: I AM the danger.

[gray meteor]

Oh that's cute. I jus got mine from the salvage yard robbery

[rancid parcel]

Bald.

[sleek prism]

She gonna enjoy her time in prison

[broken musk]

Actually that’s a different outfit

[oblique sky]

Mikko! Mikko, we have to cook.

[broken musk]

Kinda.. not really

[gray meteor]

Yeah it says police on it

As opposed to noose

[hollow owl]

[broken musk]

Yes

Sometimes when I complete a mission, my outfit glitches out and all the wording gets removed

[sleek prism]

[gray meteor]

Oh that's ass

[sleek prism]

That happens with Police outfit too, badge disappear also

[broken musk]

Damm

I haven’t really used the new police outfits much, I just insisted on demanding rockstar give me them

[gray meteor]

Is the basic cop outfit still available or is it just the winter one now

[sleek prism]

@viral aspen was wondering if I'm fake police

[broken musk]

Undercover agent

We always were fake police

[sleek prism]

Fr

[hollow owl]

He looks confused

[sleek prism]

Iirc that was a moment before selling 4 cars

[oblique sky]

Not bald enough to be Johnny Sins looking headass.

[broken musk]

[hollow owl]

He looks so lost

[broken musk]

Just different angle

[sleek prism]

should do nightvision trick

[hollow owl]

[lost lily]

47 in miami mission

[oblique sky]

Got the baldness down.... now.... I wonder about down there. xD

[idle vortex]

how'd you even find that

[broken musk]

Starboard

[idle vortex]

[viral aspen]

Fake

[rancid parcel]

Okay we get it you're Bald.

Put on a Hat.

[sleek prism]

Better?

[rancid parcel]

Never let Mikko wear hats.

Also you got ketchup on you

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

gotta do some laundry

[flint flower]

It's dark, so it's sriracha

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel

[sleek prism]

[vocal geode]

[opal rock]

[sleek prism]

JackPot?

[opal rock]

The most useless thing in the game

[sleek prism]

yeah

[fierce mason]

Valk

[rancid parcel]

No

[fierce mason]

I only have 3 words to say to you

Youre getting orb

[rancid parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979082415437905990/1417126786545745970/IMG_3194.jpg?ex=68d5372a&is=68d3e5aa&hm=28d157764babc2e3095ae40c8f9814e5e418c70ce1e58e89b18dc496c224907f&

[hollow owl]

No me first

[fierce mason]

Its a cat
I dont like cats

[hollow owl]

I like cats

[fierce mason]

That you when hes flying

[fierce mason]

Ah the greatest feeling
Although i wonder what that hitmaker is

[rancid parcel]

No kidding.

Every individual in the passenger seats with Lumbago are hostages.

[sleek prism]

nice

[oblique sky]

Do you mean the Madrazo hit? A new daily that comes with the Bail Office.

[fierce mason]

I dont need to play with the guy to know its a death sentence

[rancid parcel]

Still not as worse as you

[fierce mason]

You havent even seen me play once

[rancid parcel]

Plenty actually

[fierce mason]

Give me a clip

There is not a single clip where i fly the worst

[oblique sky]

Among the PC players on this server, I am probably the worst at flying a plane. I should never be trusted behind one of those.

[fierce mason]

Have you seen lumbago flying?

[rancid parcel]

Have you seen Martol flying?

[sleek prism]

[oblique sky]

Have you seen me flying?

[fierce mason]

Looks like none of us know bad our flying is

[sleek prism]

Flying is not difficult, not even with keyboard

[oblique sky]

I have some pics on this server of me losing wings randomly.

[plucky burrow]

I like coffee too

[oblique sky]

Its why I barely touch my Raiju.

[fierce mason]

Lets see it
Ill go and scavanage my old clips and lumbago clips
Then we compare

[sleek prism]

When these.. fuckin ads ends?

[rancid parcel]

MMI made billions from Martol singlehandedly so that's how skilled his Flying is

[swift trail]

after the ”limited” period ends

very limited

[fierce mason]

Found it @oblique sky

[plucky burrow]

That takes skill

[sleek prism]

doesnt feel limited anymore

[gray parcel]

another week of cop stuff or nah

[lament frigate]

The next dlc

[oblique sky]

#gta-media message

Look at all that sky, and I still lost a wing.

[rancid parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969018198508863549/1362924159474335934/skull.mp4?ex=68d51f49&is=68d3cdc9&hm=b02ae501d75aa48c0b2cd6144b121f42faf068aa6709bc05c869b48cbec7d7d7&
Seriously tho, how did it even explode?

[fierce mason]

How the hell did you do that

[oblique sky]

No clue.

[fierce mason]

He blew himself up

[plucky burrow]

Omg yoasobi

[oblique sky]

I randomly lose wings and I don't know how it keeps happening.

[plucky burrow]

I don't really try to play good

[oblique sky]

Its why I barely touch the planes part of the gameplay.

[fierce mason]

Found my old clips

[plucky burrow]

[oblique sky]

What is that Amphibious assault vehicle?

[fierce mason]

APC

[sleek prism]

Never let Lumbago fly again

[oblique sky]

IT CAN GO AQUATIC?!?!?!?

[plucky burrow]

Bleh

[rancid parcel]

It's Amphibious

[oblique sky]

Also I can atleast fly a helicopter. Its planes that I always fuck up with.

[plucky burrow]

Yk what else is amphibious

[rancid parcel]

No and I don't want to

I said I don't want to

[sleek prism]

Too late

[plucky burrow]

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Hvy APC | ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ

This vehicle was added on June 13, 2017. Acquire it from Warstock.

IRL Counterpart: Soviet BRDM-2, BTR-80; Cadillac Gage Commando

Basic Info

$3,092,250
Trade price: $2,325,000 - Mobile Operation mission as leader (Offshore Assets)
10,600 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver, front gunner and two rear gunners)
Resists 7 missiles

Performance

1:28.872 Lap Time
63 mph Top Speed

apc • Data from GTACars.net

[fierce mason]

Well i am good pilot

[oblique sky]

I did not know the APC had such versatility.

[sleek prism]

63mph top speed, fast as fuck

[plucky burrow]

Trying to prove your worth to these retired players is pointless

[oblique sky]

Calm down, Lightning McQueen.

[plucky burrow]

They finished the game 5 times or something

Never impressed

[oblique sky]

YOOOOOO. How durable is that Heli? xD

[fierce mason]

To be fair
THat clip was just bullshit
HOW DIDI BLOW UP BUT TUNA DIDNT

[sleek prism]

Hopefully Tuna comes back someday

[tame holly]

the zhaba

[fierce mason]

What do you someday

[plucky burrow]

[oblique sky]

Wait really?

[sleek prism]

He deleted his discord acc

[tame holly]

yup, its also the slowest raceable offroad car

[fossil dagger]

WHAT

Nooo

[oblique sky]

HAHAHAHA. Why is it an option? xD

[sleek prism]

Yeah :(

[tame holly]

reasons, it wasn't available at launch

[fierce mason]

HE DID WHAT???

[fossil dagger]

WHAT

WHAT

no

[sleek prism]

[oblique sky]

RIP.

[fierce mason]

This is a bad day

[sleek prism]

yeah 4d ago we realized he deleted acc

[fierce mason]

Why did he do that

[sleek prism]

We dont know, he didnt say anything, just disappeared

[fossil dagger]

I never played with him but i did have a good connection i would say

I even was in the same group when they did cmm 😂

[fierce mason]

Played with the guy
Greatest person ever
Always have great moments

So many of my clips came from tuna because i cant record and play at the same time

[fossil dagger]

This guy also disappeared

[swift trail]

he’s been busy with work afaik

[fossil dagger]

Yeah understandable

[fierce mason]

where is larzy is my question

where is the guy i can always call in to either have fun, help me out, or blow both of us up?

[sleek prism]

He is here

[sturdy tapir]

It true, tunuh has deleted discord account

i didn't even notice at all

[fossil dagger]

Right here

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

[oblique sky]

RIP.

[fierce mason]

He's not dead!
Hopefully

[sturdy tapir]

A brother lost but not forgotten

[silk shuttle]

tuna after leaving this shit ass antisocial platform for good

good for him

[oblique sky]

FREEDOM!

[sturdy tapir]

It's actually deleted

[swift trail]

what are you getting at here

[oblique sky]

No... there is no 30 day wait period

[swift trail]

there is

[oblique sky]

Are you high?

[swift trail]

during that period you can log in to restore your account

if it was an accident or something

[oblique sky]

Yeah that is the grace period. But 30 days in advance to delete an account is not a thing.

Yeah and I am pretty sure during that time, it says you're account is deleted to the users of the server regardless. There is some hint on whether its in grace period or not.

[swift trail]

its 15 days actually

[swift trail]

it does not

[oblique sky]

I'm sure I've talked to someone less than 15 days before their account got deleted.

[swift trail]

once your messages are anonymized (deleted user) you can’t revert that

[oblique sky]

Cause there was a big drama in another server, someone deleted emotes, left the server, and a few days later (not 15) their account was listed as deleted.

[silk shuttle]

they took valk's poopoo advice too seriously

[oblique sky]

Different server.

[silk shuttle]

still

[oblique sky]

I know for a fact, no one here is in there. xD

[sleek prism]

Valk sharing shitty advices?

[silk shuttle]

ikr who could've possibly seen it coming

[sturdy tapir]

Hello oreo

[silk shuttle]

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

[hollow owl]

Okay.... now what was i gnna do

[fierce mason]

Orb valk

[hollow owl]

I wish

And i will soon

[fierce mason]

I need to do it first ever since she created that stupid poster

[hollow owl]

Maybe il drop it

[fierce mason]

Then i will orb you too

[west stirrup]

Helo

[hollow owl]

Helo

[cunning python]

hello my favorite enhanced players

[spiral lichen]

hello

do yall even talk about gta here

or is this regular chat 2.0

[plucky burrow]

Hi josh I have good news

[gray parcel]

we just ask each other how to make money

[silk shuttle]

sis that's what i've been saying for the past few months

[sleek prism]

yes we do

[cunning python]

the sun rises around 5-6am and sets at like 9pm in gta

that means it must be middle of june always

[cunning python]

whts the good news

[sleek prism]

I dont know what I do with this info but thanks anyway

[cunning python]

@rancid parcel did u get dcmm3

[sleek prism]

Hopefully we get a goood week

no 3rd cop week

[cunning python]

no

they said its ending this week

[sleek prism]

nice

[silk shuttle]

a 3rd cop week would be a massive copout

[sleek prism]

they are running out of outfits if they do it

[cunning python]

oleg more like olel with these top tier jokes

[plucky burrow]

Gta 6 may 26th

[cunning python]

ugh..

[sleek prism]

:D Isnt that same thing than the other button? "Want to play?"

[cunning python]

its the we never dmed before wave no?

no we did dm before

[sleek prism]

probably not

[cunning python]

for some reaosn i thought youre on a new acc

press it

lets fin dou twhat happens

[sleek prism]

did it send an inv

[cunning python]

1 more job for vincent fkn burger

[sleek prism]

to get an outfit?

[cunning python]

who nkwos

its buggedf or me

[sleek prism]

damn

[cunning python]

bounties 2x tomrorow

[sleek prism]

Bail Office? Again?

[cunning python]

nvm

ignore everything i said

[sleek prism]

:D

[lament frigate]

Spreading misinformation on the internet?

[cunning python]

you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

[lament frigate]

nooo

[gray parcel]

2x document forgery

[lament frigate]

2x casino heist, 100% chance of diamonds

[gray parcel]

would love a raiju or bombushka sale

[cunning python]

@sleek prism do yo only playu inv?

[sleek prism]

Pretty much now to complete some Career Prog tiers

[cunning python]

nice

[sleek prism]

We were playing public with Jarvis and others but there is modders now sometimes, ruins the joy to play

[cunning python]

modders dont exist in enhanced

that sucks tho

[spiral lichen]

LMAOOOOFWJ RLLY?

well ur a mod, do something!!

also that clock react is so funny omgg

[sleek prism]

modders or not but this sucks

[cunning python]

chaos mod goes hard

[sleek prism]

once someone gave me all guns what exist in the game

[cunning python]

i think this dchannel was originally gta and a little off topic?

then ppl went off topic too much and now its only GTA

but ppl sitll talk off topic

[sleek prism]

even mods

[spiral lichen]

that shouldn’t be allowed

[cunning python]

who cares hehehehhheheh

community 2.0

[spiral lichen]

if we cant talk abt gta in community we shouldn’t have the opposite in gta channels smh

but what do i care

[silk shuttle]

story
ask to join

would be cool tbf

[sleek prism]

Fr

[cunning python]

do you remember who i am btw celeste

[sleek prism]

Coop story

[spiral lichen]

yea

i click on ur profile to remember

[silk shuttle]

[spiral lichen]

u seem happier now ur not mod lol

[cunning python]

hell yea

[spiral lichen]

what is thisss hunny omgg

[sleek prism]

why it says flushed

from toilet?

[spiral lichen]

did u guys know im 20 now

[sleek prism]

no

old

[spiral lichen]

yes

i’m expired

😞

no one want me now

[sleek prism]

be expiblue

Ok now to listen to Jenette couple times before Tier done

[silk shuttle]

good thing i don't have to listen to them

[sleek prism]

well, shes not as bad as Jodi but still, got to wait her yapping

like "cmon, I have secured that bastard couple times before"

[spiral lichen]

does sleeping meds give u depression

or worsen

[sleek prism]

in gta?

[broken musk]

well fuck you too then.

[silk shuttle]

them: provide bonuses for free, at no cost and without payment
also them: a couple minutes late
you: "fuck you too"

[long cobalt]

I should play with o and reo sometime

[silk shuttle]

what is his problem

[silk shuttle]

would be cool fr

[broken musk]

Damm right

[spiral lichen]

yea

sure

[gray parcel]

i liked her and her trashy florida accent at first but man she got old fast

[cunning python]

resident

[gray parcel]

[plucky burrow]

Gerald my beloved

Never played a Gerald mission

[gray parcel]

journey 2 on sale

[plucky burrow]

Like ever

[sleek prism]

RV?

[gray parcel]

lol yes

[sleek prism]

[gray parcel]

i just got one from finishing drug wars t4

[plucky burrow]

PS4
PC

[broken musk]

When

I need more RVs

[gray parcel]

30% off tomorrow

[broken musk]

For.. various reasons

[broken musk]

How u find this information

[gray parcel]

titan still on sale

[gray parcel]

r*ddit

[sleek prism]

Completing three Gerald’s Last Play Missions will satisfy the Weekly Challenge and net you a GTA$100,000 reward, while collecting G’s Cache once and completing all six Gerald’s Last Play Missions will result in a bonus of GTA$500,000 – delivered within 72 hours of completion.

[broken musk]

but it says coming soon for me

[gray parcel]

i just refresh the main page and it's at the top

[cunning python]

me when the weekly challenge isnt satisfied

[broken musk]

Wtf Reddit? are you still mad bc I called you out on your bullshit?

[plucky burrow]

Cash

[gray parcel]

cargo ship robbery again, based

[sleek prism]

Oktoberfest also celebrations continue – log in this week to receive the Alpine Hat and Gold Pißwasser Shorts.

More clothes

[broken musk]

I think I have those shorts and hat

[gray parcel]

guess we just not getting property discounts anymore

[broken musk]

Where is link for next week bonus

Or what subreddit is it in

[gray parcel]

https://old.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1nplgih/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_september_25th_to/

[broken musk]

I see

[gray parcel]

it's usually there first unless you follow someone faster on twitter

[broken musk]

I don’t use twitter anymore

[swift trail]

gta series has a discord channel where they push weekly stuff

though that seems to be about an hour later

[broken musk]

Wait they did update it on the gta Reddit I use you have to click on the hyperlink but they usually put the link in the slot that says (coming soon)

[swift trail]

cool livery

[sleek prism]

this time I gotta say.. swedish livery is better

[tender geode]

Suzume has that? What's the name?

[swift trail]

spy shots

will be available tomorrow at luxury autos

[tender geode]

Oh.

Damn i thought it would be in for purchase normally

Don't know if I wanna buy another suzume

[west stirrup]

[west stirrup]

not working

[gray parcel]

works on my machine

[versed lintel]

2x on g’s cache

[west stirrup]

Screenshot plis 🙁

[sleek prism]

Use dark mode

[sleek prism]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1nplgih/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_september_25th_to/

Does this work

[opal rock]

2x Gerald’s last play fuck me

Talk about scraping the barrel

[sleek prism]

yeah fuckin shit

[opal rock]

500k for doing them all isn’t bad

But no replay-ability there at all

[west stirrup]

Ye

Solid week

[versed lintel]

never

[west stirrup]

@opal rock facepalm

Cayo addict

[opal rock]

Not at all

I haven’t done Cayo in ages

But Gerald missions for 30k payout is pointless

[gray parcel]

gerald is the easiest tier 4 in the game, maybe, so there's that at least if you haven't done it

[west stirrup]

Rly?

Doesnt it have that annoying Mule defend

[opal rock]

I’ve enjoyed the bail office this week tbh

[gray parcel]

i think that and the simeon ones are pretty simple

can bang them out pretty fast

gerlad might have one annoying mission but it's been a while

[sleek prism]

100k bonus for three, then 1 cache and again three = 500k so 600k total, not bad ig

[opal rock]

Yeah once sure

But can do that in a day easily

Not gonna keep you playing it

[fossil dagger]

Bro

What

Is

These trash weeks

Like fuck you rockstar

[gray parcel]

gerald or lamar 2x is just insulting

[opal rock]

At least bail office you got a new daily bounty

[fossil dagger]

bro

Nah

Homie said bail office

[gray parcel]

bail office is kinda comfy outside of the van being absolute trash

[covert atlas]

Bail Office 4x was actually solid

2x any contact mission is usually dogshit

Gerald is no exception

[gray parcel]

2x titan of a job when

[opal rock]

Nothing wrong with bail office, only have to drive the van on way back

Most of the bounties I’ve done have been 2miles or under

[fossil dagger]

Bro can they just release rdr2 60fps already like i wanna play through it for the 3rd time!!!!!!!!!!

like give me games bro

[gray parcel]

i go from del perrro to paleto for like half of them

[sleek prism]

yeah I switch session if its 5-6miles. then it can be under 2miles

[opal rock]

Same

[sleek prism]

yeah fuck.. blaine county savings bank 6.35mi.. switch

[oblique sky]

You'd think my old work on this character would transfer over but no. I need to grind again.

[gray parcel]

the del perro fleeca one is nice, like under a mile for me

[sleek prism]

argh, 3 times in a row blaine county

[hollow owl]

Wait did i miss Brock Thompson for bail office?

[fossil dagger]

Man my character is so hot.

[gray parcel]

i need brock too

1 of my last 2

[gray parcel]

think i missed a day this week tho

[cunning python]

it did not go well

[sleek prism]

its tomorrow also

[oblique sky]

You look like if that one dude from that fire fighter show had sex with an avacado that gave birth to someone with missing cheekbones.

[hollow owl]

I just went through the media tab here and found it lmaoo

Thank god I didnt miss is

I would've been

Not happy

[opal rock]

Well he comes around again 4days later lol

[fossil dagger]

nah bro

You can't do my character like that

[gray parcel]

brock and chaz then i'm donezo

[sleek prism]

5th time switching session.. Fleeca Bank 2.4mi. I take it

[livid agate]

he used that xray thing to snipe me

hes inside the building

literally impossible to kil

[oblique sky]

I'm still missing Colby Wright and Ricky Ji. Bail Office won't give them to me so I am taking a break from Bail Office.

[opal rock]

Skill issue

[cunning python]

thermal + disatnce abuser

[opal rock]

I got Ricky ji today

[livid agate]

votekick him

[sleek prism]

There is also a bank next to LifeInvaders what is pretty close

[livid agate]

see if it does it with 2 votes

[cunning python]

imma ask my 2 pvp friends

top join

[livid agate]

we cant kill him doe

[opal rock]

4 vs 1 kinda embarrassing

[fossil dagger]

@sleek prism what button again to get a dispatch work

I need to do these 3 rn

[sleek prism]

B or E

wait what

on console? idk

[opal rock]

Click right stick

[hollow owl]

R3 then Right d pad

[opal rock]

Then right on dpad

[hollow owl]

While not in a ceo or mc

[gray parcel]

hit + on your wiimote

[fossil dagger]

Ty

[cunning python]

dw these guys will get the job done

[fossil dagger]

Ty

[cunning python]

calling in backup 🫡

[livid agate]

[fossil dagger]

Ty

[livid agate]

hes trying so hard to shoot me

[hollow owl]

Bruh, I might just join random lobbies and find some wars

Im bored asf

I wanna fight ppl

[fossil dagger]

Have you heard about

[livid agate]

if theres no wars just make one

[fossil dagger]

Playing other games??!!

[hollow owl]

All the games I wanna play are all pc

[sleek prism]

I'm soon done with bounty targets but then I need like 300k from agents

[hollow owl]

[livid agate]

Ok wait the guy is out of the building @cunning python

[fossil dagger]

Download cyberpunk boom you're settled

[gray parcel]

i need about the same, been logging in at work just to send them out every hour

[primal sluice]

a ballad of 2 images

[cunning python]

cant make this up @livid agate

[fast bridge]

W event week

[sleek prism]

no

[livid agate]

Nah this tryhard network is insane

[sleek prism]

L

[cunning python]

that guy is always friends with pvpers lmao

[fast bridge]

For me it’s a W

[cunning python]

so idk if he will help

[oblique sky]

Have the details for the update been released yet?

[sleek prism]

Need to complete Gerald Tiers?

[oblique sky]

Weekly I mean.

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[fast bridge]

ATT-16 is back, new livery for Suzume, 500K bonus for Gerald missions, special vehicle races are back which is fun

[west stirrup]

Yeha

[sleek prism]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1nplgih/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_september_25th_to/

[covert atlas]

It’s terrible if you’re wondering

[fast bridge]

I give this week a 9/10

[sleek prism]

👀 _ _

[covert atlas]

That is definitely an opinion

[fast bridge]

It would be 10/10 if there was a claimable car

[fast bridge]

So is all of y’all’s too

[covert atlas]

😕

[cunning python]

@livid agate they keeping hi mbusy but hes the diriest player ever

😭

[livid agate]

so true

I saw 3 oppressors circling eachother earlier

gonna get in avenger and chop them up

[fossil dagger]

Uhh wtf it's literally in Swedish??

[cunning python]

havent seen this bad modder griefing on legacy

[cunning python]

probably my friends

who did great riberaa was a pussy man

[livid agate]

bruh they done took all my guns

snowball launcher all i got

[cunning python]

will be back in diff session

just leave it

im going on legacy less modders there

[livid agate]

[cunning python]

unironically

it seems that way

redefining the workplace

[cunning python]

i take that back, modder kicked my friend i told him to smd and he tped me to the alien base

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338301084640350400/1420510309919101080/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2025.09.24_-_22.40.26.08.DVR.mp4?ex=68d5a8d1&is=68d45751&hm=be536271e6ae8c04a693fc311045c29f7d9cb4cc8a77a8a8a371359402d4dc4c&

[sleek prism]

[cunning python]

processed

[gray parcel]

[night swallow]

Bro almost made it

[hollow owl]

[night swallow]

The little horn before he blew up had me laughing way too hard hahhaha

[cunning python]

patriot stretch just has as bunch of led strips in the back

[fossil dagger]

Aintnoway

bro was about to go passive

😭

[gray parcel]

what even got him

[broken musk]

Bruh.. don’t be dragging me into your bullshit

[broken musk]

Mr. President is NOT giving you a pardon for ur crimes.

[gray parcel]

vrooom

[rancid parcel]

Lost on Act 2 finale, 2nd teammate on Sub went lonewolf and never came back

Won't be able to try again anytime soon since there's a storm where I'm at which affects my internet

[buoyant sorrel]

congrats!

[oblique sky]

Congrats. I am just missing the agents and Ricky and Colby now.

[rancid parcel]

Since when our GTA character knows how to defuse bombs?

[oblique sky]

We use them regularly enough.

[rancid parcel]

im no bomb expert but its easier to arm/set one off rather than defusing it

imagine some Sparrow can land here

[oblique sky]

We also defy conventional space logic as well.

Without any form of bag or rucksack, my character has:
5 different kinds of handguns
1 SMG
1 LMG
2 Rifles
2 Shotguns
2 Sniper Rifles
1 RPG launcher
1 Homing Rocket Launcher
1 Minigun
1 Handheld Railgun
1 Fireworks Launcher
A bunch of C4
And a Jerry Can of Gas.

Best not to look too much into how we do things.

[rancid parcel]

back to retirement

[oblique sky]

Enjoy

[rancid parcel]

I won't be wearing it 😅

[oblique sky]

I was talking about the retirement comment.

[rancid parcel]

It won't last long...

[misty fern]

yayy

im getting unbanned today

[winged bane]

retirement last a whole 2 days bro see you in 48 hours😭🥀

[misty fern]

i have 12 handguns, 6-8~ smgs, 10 rifles, 4 sniper rifles, 7~ shotguns, 20 melee weapons, 12 heavy weapons like minigun etc, and 8 types of grenades and a jerry can

[winged bane]

dont forget the $200k+ worth of cash

[sleek prism]

Nice

[vocal geode]

Nicee

[vocal geode]

Hello

[flint flower]

I didn't get mine

[rancid parcel]

Well then get it now

4hrs left

[vocal geode]

Its a known issue

R* said that whoever did 3 dispatch missions between 18-25 will get the outfit within 72 hrs

[flint flower]

I already logged on the game, the weekly challenge is already ticked

[vocal geode]

I didn’t get it as well

[flint flower]

Another waiting game

[vocal geode]

They didn’t update it from last week i think thats why

[vocal geode]

Welcome to GtaO

[vocal geode]

Watch dem reels

[sleek prism]

_ _

[flint flower]

Boi I ain't got a short attention span to watch reels all the time

[vocal geode]

Fek u

Anyways when u coming back to gta

[vocal geode]

[flint flower]

Idk mane

[vocal geode]

Man gta aint fun without u

Come back lets troll some people

[burnt maple]

Or let’s gamble with rumi

[vocal geode]

Hmmm

[sturdy tapir]

Did someone say gambling

[sleek prism]

Its a word we should block in this server

[sturdy tapir]

If that's the case then the server should block the world alcohol too

[sleek prism]

Deal

[sleek prism]

Muskles

[sturdy tapir]

mikko giving up his favorite word this easily before even Rockstar gives trailer 3 is wild

[sleek prism]

I'm waiting more about RP thing now than VI

[sturdy tapir]

RP thing?

Roleplay?

[sleek prism]

Yes, some company is creating it for Rockstar if I understood it correctly

[sturdy tapir]

So you think roleplay will be somehow in gtao in this game?

But wouldn't it be more likely if they are implementing that for oh i don't know, gta 6 story and online?

Cus logically what's the point bugging a 13 YEAR old installment with more source code as if you are about to create a better website for something, but enhance the old one with more features like that's pointless.

[sleek prism]

https://www.si.com/esports/news/nopixel-partnering-rockstar-games-gta-5

[sturdy tapir]

Is this a separate "gta 5" thing?

Or will it be in the main game

[sleek prism]

You can launch it from Rockstar Launcher, not sure how it works but access is now invite only

[sturdy tapir]

[flint flower]

[glad compass]

Cayo I just did wasn't worth duoing. God it's nice not having a second person around sometimes.

[nova comet]

What did i miss

[brittle hatch]

nothing ig

[plucky burrow]

Demosus

[brittle hatch]

hallo

[plucky burrow]

[tame holly]

welp maybe I'll go for gerald tier 4 this week

hope none of the missions are too hard

[sturdy tapir]

this week ain't bad

But weird kinda

[cunning python]

😔 that sucks

[jade meadow]

#gta-news message babe wake up... we got trash this week 🙏

[sturdy tapir]

@jade meadow what's the taipan diamond podium car

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Cheval Taipan | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on March 20, 2018. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: Hennessey Venom F5, second generation Ford GT, Trion Nemesis, McLaren P1

Basic Info

$1,980,000
1,400 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_j: in Supers
1:05.699 Lap Time
126.25 mph Top Speed

taipan • Data from GTACars.net

[tame holly]

it's slow af for a supercar

[vocal geode]

[sturdy tapir]

helnaw

Ts BUNS

[vocal geode]

Yes

[tame holly]

I do have it in orange, I never use it

the engine flags it has on it makes it really slow

the grip and topspeed are fine, its just that one engine flag bringing it down by like 2s

[silk shuttle]

are you trolling right now?

[tame holly]

well I haven't driven it in like 1 year so maybe

[silk shuttle]

that thing has worse grip than the thing you dry salad in

[sturdy tapir]

i was expecting a hmmge not this shit oreo

[silk shuttle]

only if you say the right thing

[sturdy tapir]

ts ass

[tame holly]

holy shit the revolter is faster around a lap than the taipan by 1 second

[lapis fossil]

Comparing Cheval Taipan to Ubermacht Revolter:

Cheval Taipan | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

Basic Info

$1,980,000
1,400 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_j: in Supers
1:05.699 Lap Time
126.25 mph Top Speed

Ubermacht Revolter | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

Basic Info

$1,610,000
2,600 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_f: in Sports
1:04.115 Lap Time
116.75 mph Top Speed

[silk shuttle]

thats what im saying

[sleek prism]

J in Supers

Can we even call that Super then

[silk shuttle]

super ass