gta-online-mk2

[sleek prism]

Good

Stupid cat

[young copper]

cat

[viral aspen]

it runs away wwhen it sees carr

[young copper]

thats why mk2 best

[viral aspen]

FUCK THE

[young copper]

@opal rock wheres boar

[opal rock]

Idk

I’m chasing bloody coyotes

[young copper]

you dont have boar

[opal rock]

I took picture and it didn’t count

No I don’t have boar

[young copper]

sad

[sleek prism]

Ah damn

[viral aspen]

look at dahhhh kittyyy

[young copper]

very small kitty

[sleek prism]

💥

[viral aspen]

240k for taking pictures is pretty cool mane

[viral aspen]

also

what is zoophilist

[sleek prism]

not sure do I wanna know

[viral aspen]

its outfiot

[sleek prism]

Hmm

[sleek prism]

@gray parcel

Have you done all Bounty Office tiers

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

Ohh

[young copper]

40k+40k+120k for all animals not bad

[sleek prism]

Top looks nice

[viral aspen]

oh i got

80k x3 then 160k

prolyl gta+

UH

so im bored now

[young copper]

last you got 160k

which is including your bonus plus the base

so in total you got 80k+80k+160k

[viral aspen]

so 80k+ 80k + 160k

[young copper]

yes

[viral aspen]

eh whatever

wait no

i got 240k

so its 80k x3 + 160k

like i said

cuz now i have like 1.04 mil

i had like 700k

well

anyways seeya cchat

[west stirrup]

Maate its a good week

[young copper]

@opal rock what you finding duck

[opal rock]

Coyotes

[gray parcel]

nope I don’t even own an office yet, was gonna buy one tomorrow

i just started the hanger stuff

[young copper]

why you going to the time ones

lets find during the green ones

[opal rock]

Because it’s the time

They were here

But they just run off

[young copper]

well we can look over to 24/7 ones

if they are not appearing

just behind us

[opal rock]

Yes I ran it over lol

But didn’t kill it

Just knocked it over

🥳

[young copper]

Lumbago

[opal rock]

Boom

The timed ones are much easier

Got all 3

[young copper]

well coyotes are not really rare, rare is boar

[opal rock]

They run away though, so at least they spawn in that place

[cunning python]

You can kill and then make picture?

[young copper]

no

[opal rock]

Boars don’t look rare

[young copper]

dude think they will know you are a murderer

[opal rock]

They’re everywhere on the map

[young copper]

show everywhere

[opal rock]

Nice hotspot here

[young copper]

I really dont see them when I want them

[opal rock]

You’ll be here all day lol

[young copper]

I really thought I had wrench in my hand

[cunning python]

@hollow owl did you go by a different name couple months back?

[hollow owl]

Not that I remember no

[cunning python]

Interesting cause I remember I talked to you about Dr Dre missions when it was 2x

But I coulda sworn you had a different name lol

[hollow owl]

Idk

Ive always been Untraceable

[young copper]

MMI CEO

[hollow owl]

[cunning python]

Not the mmi names 😭

[hollow owl]

Yeah that ship is gone

[cunning python]

Did mods say no

Or everyone just stopped the bit

[whole merlin]

i thought it was a joke, untracable as in it's unknown what your name changes in the past months are, nevermind lol

[hollow owl]

No we just all stopped it

Hooty was in on it lmao

Oh my tap might be broken

[young copper]

damn it all plans failed

wait success

[hollow owl]

Lmaoo

[viral aspen]

remember the enthusiast era

and the addict era

[opal rock]

Do you want to actually do something Don?

[young copper]

sure

[opal rock]

End of the road don

[young copper]

I laughed really hard at this bro

[opal rock]

Was a good shot lol

[young copper]

yea

[naive zenith]

Another free cop fit for Park Ranger owners? Ws in the shattttt

[young copper]

Never let them know your move, nice Duck

[opal rock]

Take your time

[young copper]

whats happening?

[tender geode]

TB

[opal rock]

You’ve gone offline apparently

[young copper]

of course mate, I was stuck

[opal rock]

Lol

[young copper]

am joining

were you at invite screen?

or started

[opal rock]

Invite screen

[young copper]

nice

wait now

actually

[opal rock]

You were just stuck joining

[young copper]

Yea but that wait was bad wait

Now wait for good wait

invite now

[west stirrup]

Was gonna make a birthday pfp (for gta) but i only have the 1 year hat lol

Yes i am level 714 and i have 1 year character

[young copper]

Duck

[opal rock]

I’m off Donny

Sleepy time

[young copper]

last target

[viral aspen]

think highest hat i got is 8 on my og character on ps4

[west stirrup]

No flexing pls

[viral aspen]

if i had my 2 from xbox 360 id probably have a 9 or 10

[viral aspen]

i mean i havent been on that character since tthey added those

completely abandoned too

[opal rock]

Do you have to do anything to get them?

Or just have an account?

[gray parcel]

i have 11 hats and didn't play for like 7 years

[opal rock]

I need to check then I must have loads

Bought the game on day of release

[gray parcel]

yeah my acc is from 360 days

[viral aspen]

no its based on character creation

[opal rock]

Gonna check my Xbox account tomorrow

[cunning python]

im on gta enhanced

fuck its so smooooooooooth

look at al those chickensss

[rancid parcel]

Hmmm looks like R* wants us to abide the law

2 weeks on Police Stuff in a row

[cunning python]

need to get this outfit tonight and i cant find a stupid hen or pug

[young copper]

Hen is there in groove street

[cunning python]

yea i seen chickens in gang areas

[young copper]

Yep that's your hen

[cunning python]

yea?? what if its a male hchickne

[young copper]

Well mine was hen also I took their picture and I was done now am not finding any gender ok

[cunning python]

i shall try sir

[young copper]

Good boy

[cunning python]

pls dont say that

[young copper]

You got a dog in your pfp

That'll come to my thought

[cunning python]

are you barking mad? !

[young copper]

Why would I do that

[cunning python]

i aleaDY messed up

[young copper]

Accept Jesus as your saviour and run for your life

[cunning python]

lesgoooo

[hollow owl]

They can accept that but they wont accept a crow 10 feet infront of me in the plain desert

On that note

Im going bed

[cunning python]

all i hear is skill issue, my picture is perfect

[hollow owl]

[cunning python]

is there a bonus for getting all 3

[hollow owl]

Idk

I did it once so I could get the park ranger

[young copper]

Yes

[cunning python]

only took 5 laps around the park

thanks for the chicken location @young copper

[young copper]

No worries

[cunning python]

arf arf woof woof or something

omg guys i did it

so excited i sent it twice

[west stirrup]

[cunning python]

he thinks im a dog what can i do

[young copper]

No

[rancid parcel]

Omg Fresh KFC!

[cunning python]

u wouldnt hurt a fly

why can i not start dispatch from park ranger? am i dumb? no im not ceo/mc

yes i own it

[golden sundial]

Are you sounding your siren

[cunning python]

no

[golden sundial]

Do it

Vincent will respond

[cunning python]

ye but nothing hapens

i dont get a prompt to press e either

imma try the other cop car i got

[golden sundial]

Then maybe you're on cd

[cunning python]

but i havent odne any yet

[golden sundial]

Is Vincent not saying anything?

[cunning python]

no

[golden sundial]

Sus

[cunning python]

instnatly works on the d10

[rancid parcel]

I will kidnap your puppy

[cunning python]

NO

[rancid parcel]

YES

[cunning python]

ABSOLUTE silence on the park ranger

[rancid parcel]

Where are the police lights?

[cunning python]

okay im dumb only these count

[cunning python]

i just realized you meant the other one

[cunning python]

i beat every cayo perico elite challenge

[rancid parcel]

Duffel bag user.

[cunning python]

no lmao we were in cluckin mission

[fossil dagger]

Hmm winter outfit

[rancid parcel]

So it's just Long Sleeves?

[fossil dagger]

Idk, discounts will still be for police cars and 2x on dispatch work this week too

[sleek prism]

Eww

I wish Winter outfit would be like North Yankton outfit

[rancid parcel]

Okay that is horrible

[silk shuttle]

[cunning python]

Always let oreo use emojis

[fossil dagger]

Is this what we are getting or

Is that for Yankton

[sleek prism]

I think we are getting long sleeve version of outfit we just got

[sleek prism]

Yes

[golden sundial]

Hell yeah, USSR outfit

[nova comet]

Going patrol

[west stirrup]

[sleek prism]

with tie? damn that ugly

[alpine basin]

Theres quite a few outfits tbf, we only have a few of them for now

[sleek prism]

Would be so nice to unlock it when they add snow in winter

[sleek prism]

Good

Maybe I go to get it

[oblique sky]

I think I just hit my all time fave GTA moment and I didn't have anything to record it. T.T

I was sniper fighting one dude and I got an accidental collateral when a 2nd person on a bike passed by at just the right time.

[sleek prism]

[alpine basin]

xbox game bar perfect sometimes, 30 seconds is more than enough time

[oblique sky]

Its been a while already. I am just sad. That was probably a one in a million shot and I have no evidence it happened.

[brittle hatch]

And everytime i need to use it i'm on a new game and it's not enabled by default

[sleek prism]

Yeah sometimes 30sec is enough

[brittle hatch]

wow discord rich presence

[sleek prism]

oh shit, hopefully my gun van streak didnt break

[alpine basin]

yuppers

[brittle hatch]

now you know there's no space in my session

[alpine basin]

There is still space though

What about the SCTV slots

[hollow owl]

30/32

Clearly the animals needs those 2 invisible spots

[alpine basin]

they are mainly for emergency use only, or Ill use them for fun myself so more people can join the session, shame they never are fully out though unless forced open for people to join into

[sleek prism]

ah, 27 Turismo Rs left to sell

[hollow owl]

Why do you have 27 Turismo R's lol

[sleek prism]

to complete vehicle enthusiast tier 4 "own 100 vehicles"

[hollow owl]

[oblique sky]

There.... had to be a better way.

[hollow owl]

I have 4 suzumes from when it was free on gta+

Havent touched them yet cba to get rid of them

[sleek prism]

and because they are free

[hollow owl]

I would prefer Tursimo R over Suzume tbh

[tame holly]

well for one the turismo is fun to drive while the suzume is just a regular electric supercar

(also the turismo has better customization)

[sleek prism]

was suzume free?

[tame holly]

gta+

[sleek prism]

right

[brittle hatch]

The 2 slots are for my body guards

[sleek prism]

How you have more options

[silk shuttle]

cheats

[alpine basin]

Noose outfit was from November of 2024 (complete 1 weekly challenge at any point in the month)

Park ranger - Buy the park ranger

All else, unreleased content

you can get the highway patrol one from buying the bike too since thats forever out now

[sleek prism]

how I can unlock
"Winter LSPD Officer" and "Summer LSPD Officer w/ Tie" ?

[alpine basin]

not out yet, you just gotta wait for them

[sleek prism]

oh ok

damn

[brittle hatch]

Wow i got a cop outfit, now i can go back to not playing gta online

[viral aspen]

Oktoberfest mane

[oblique sky]

Finally got both Paragon Rs in my fleet.

[buoyant sorrel]

I forgot to do 3 Dispatch Works last week

bye costume...

[oblique sky]

Ouch.

[buoyant sorrel]

whoa, cool colors!!

[hollow owl]

Dumb

[buoyant sorrel]

I always play with my crewmates

and since Dispatch cannot be done in CEO mode I always put it in backburner

RIP my police collection

[alpine basin]

theres always the better version of it at least, not all is lost

You can still get the summertime Tie lspd outfit, and take the tie off, save the outfit and its the same thing

(when it comes out obv)

[sleek prism]

Ms Baker and Career prog?

[hollow owl]

I just died to a cougar

[sleek prism]

[oblique sky]

Bought the Paragon R. The Armored one I did.

[sleek prism]

[broken musk]

I got that last year

[sleek prism]

@buoyant sorrel Not bad

[broken musk]

bruh how the fuck am I supposed to get the winter cop outfit when my weekly challenge is bugged and says I completed this weekly set from last week?

[sleek prism]

wtf

[broken musk]

Fuck this game I quit

If I don’t get it after 3 dispatch works

[sleek prism]

[broken musk]

I will send them an email, they won’t get back to me for several weeks and say: “our apologies that you could not get the police outfit in time, we will never bring it back but for our incompetence we would like to offer you GTA $1M compensation”

[oblique sky]

Looks like I'll be the special guest in the next "The Rookie" episode.

[broken musk]

Then I will tell them to take their $1M, and shove it up their ass

Noose outfit is still my favourite

[sleek prism]

I like more LSPD Summer than Noose

[broken musk]

But it’s funnier when I break into random criminal hideouts and yell IRL: NOOSE OPEN UP, THIS IS A RAID! Then steal their stuff

[sleek prism]

I can imagine that

[broken musk]

Tragic thing is that Xbox won’t let me name my outfit noose because they associate it with suicide ffs 🤦

[sleek prism]

Interesting

[broken musk]

I can’t even do N.O.O.S.E, just says not allowed

But I can put any sexual innuendo I want as my outfit name

[craggy mica]

Pink tie

50!

[wicked sundial]

Have you restarted the game since the update dropped?

[broken musk]

I only logged on for the update, about 2 hours after the official release time

[wicked sundial]

Hmm, then I don't know

[broken musk]

I’m done 2/3 dispatch works already, if this 3rd one doesn’t give me the outfit I’ll reset the game

If I don’t get the outfit after the second attempt then I won’t log back on until December.

[sturdy tapir]

Helo logan

[broken musk]

Hi

[hollow owl]

Helo

[broken musk]

Nope, rockstar has decided to fuck me once again

They just love wasting my time

why does every single update they drop have issues

Why can’t their 6,500 staff members figure it out after 15 years of development

Such bullshit

[sleek prism]

So fuckin close

[silk shuttle]

the assest finish but at least it's 1 min under par

[nova comet]

Next time use Hakuchou drag

[silk shuttle]

why would i

[nova comet]

Car Too much damage

[sleek prism]

This week hsw?

and when I'm doing good run, some %"¤#/&%# npc turns front of me

[silk shuttle]

buy deveste

[burnt maple]

Rumor says never let oreo use emojis

[silk shuttle]

rumor says

[sleek prism]

nostrils are too big

[burnt maple]

The car with 2 butthole got hsw?

[whole merlin]

yes

it's really good in a straight line

but when you make a turn say your goodbye to steering

[whole merlin]

okay I won't be able to unsee that, frick you

[nova comet]

Now what ?

[silk shuttle]

actually for me it was pretty easy to unsee that

[tame holly]

Least tryhard garage

[whole merlin]

your brain ≠ my brain

[nova comet]

Also

[whole merlin]

wtf is this

[silk shuttle]

yeah my brain is big

[gray parcel]

san andreas filter

[sleek prism]

Fuck

[whole merlin]

lol

[burnt maple]

Is that normal race or hsw

[nova comet]

My collection of Toreador

[sleek prism]

@chilly coral Isnt that sickness?

[whole merlin]

i mean the atrocious color grading lol

[nova comet]

That from Halloween

[whole merlin]

oh i remember

there was a trick to go into your appartment garage to get rid of the filter

nice collection though

[nova comet]

Last one

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

orange pig

[autumn epoch]

whats the ford focus?

its the flash gt

[nova comet]

Maybe

Hmm
https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Prix_Luxury

[autumn epoch]

[tame holly]

Mansion website ?

[nova comet]

Maybe ?

[sleek prism]

so close..

[burnt maple]

Need rumi to make money

[autumn epoch]

is this a sign?

hows the customization options on it

[chilly coral]

Best thing to do in the game

[autumn epoch]

not like i can afford it though

[burnt maple]

Rob poor people

[gray parcel]

i wish you could actually see what those auto shop cars are

[chilly coral]

I will steal this

[autumn epoch]

you can check the back

its the flash gt

[autumn epoch]

this is the first time i open your message after you bombing me with food pics and this is what i see

[gray parcel]

true, i just want the down d pad info box thing you usually get

[sleek prism]

yeah

would be nice

[burnt maple]

So rob poor people and make $

[burnt maple]

I have artwork caisno

[broken musk]

Can I buy the diamond casino

Or an island?

Idgaf about the cost

[young copper]

Buying a mansion would be good, casino we already got the penthouse which already feels we own it

[autumn epoch]

i NEED a police bike

[broken musk]

No. I want that dipshit Thornton Duggan gone and I want complete ownership

[autumn epoch]

hell yeah

[broken musk]

Thornton Duggan wouldn’t even have the casino without me

[young copper]

Sorry not possible buddy

But let's imagine what'd be the cost

I am saying at least 100m

[broken musk]

I don’t care

100m? Ez

[young copper]

Yea I know you have plenty of millions in bank

You're a billionaire

[autumn epoch]

i dont wanna do this

[broken musk]

I’d still have money for mansions

[young copper]

Just put everything in Mansion and I'll be happy to have it

Like penthouse party and master control

[broken musk]

I want something totally unique and cool especially if this is the last update

[young copper]

Yes me too

[sturdy tapir]

And 100% win rate on all casino games

[young copper]

At least unique

[sturdy tapir]

[young copper]

[broken musk]

If I was owner, yes. I would rig the machines to this

[whole merlin]

ikr

[young copper]

If we become the owner then we'll stand on the opposite side though

[whole merlin]

if this is gonna be the last update i hope theyre gonna remove opressor mk2

please rockstar

[young copper]

No please

That guy help me with cayo preps

[broken musk]

Idc you guys can rob the casino all you want, I’ll just claim insurance

[young copper]

You clever boy

MMI we expect the unexpected

[whole merlin]

then lets just remove the missiles and make it explosive MG only

and yes i know the missiles are already weak and easy to dodge yada yada i dont care

[young copper]

Why not both

Or maybe add barrage missiles

[whole merlin]

lol

[young copper]

Mk2 +++

[gray parcel]

getting on mk2 should automatically put you in a clown outfit

[whole merlin]

mk3 only for gta+ members

quickest way to kill gta 6

[young copper]

Mk4

[gray parcel]

mk+

[whole merlin]

portable orb cannon

[young copper]

Oh yea

Mk69

[whole merlin]

and teleport ability

[young copper]

Dude you're amazing

You forgot one thing

[whole merlin]

??

[young copper]

Master Control Terminal

[whole merlin]

oh yes

[young copper]

[broken musk]

Mk³

Wait

Mk∞

[young copper]

Mk with banshee gts speed too

[whole merlin]

🤯

[whole merlin]

can it go underwater

[young copper]

Sure

[whole merlin]

epic

[sleek prism]

Finally

[broken musk]

It can do anything that you want it to do

[young copper]

I'll just keep mk∞ in inventory then

[young copper]

Yea just have to think about it and it'll be added

[broken musk]

Fr

If drain my bank account for one of those

[tame holly]

IN THE TULIP ??!! GG

[broken musk]

Id*

[sleek prism]

Yes

[young copper]

Sure

Worth every penny

[viral aspen]

OMG OUR OWM PERSONAL CASINO

[sturdy tapir]

lesgogambling

⁉️ ‼️

[broken musk]

Ok anyone having issues with the weekly challenge and outfit I’ll say this: when the money fronts DLC came out, I completed all the career progress for it within a few days but it was bugged that one of the career progress was not registering as completed, 3 days later they fixed it so hopefully they do the same for this and fix it before the week is over

[gray parcel]

with money fronts like 5 of the awards didn't count for tier 4

then they added some more later which also didn't count

[broken musk]

It was something to do with the faber work that was broken for me

[candid night]

Cop cars still on discount?

[broken musk]

Yes

[candid night]

I keep putting off going on gta because im too lazy to plug my ps back in

But now that the law cars are on discount it might be time

[broken musk]

Time to get me a fourth park ranger just so I can skip the 72 hour wait time for the outfit

[viral aspen]

What

Why

[broken musk]

U too lazy to plug in your ps? Bruuhh it’s literally 2 seconds

[candid night]

No

I have two consoles is why

Xbox is currently plugged in (irresponsible not rich)

[broken musk]

and you didn’t get a second monitor?

I have two consoles too; also have a second monitor for it

[candid night]

No monitor, just a phat flat screen

[broken musk]

Oh

[candid night]

I keep thinking about a monitor since it seems a lot easier to set up but they're expensive

[viral aspen]

I have my switch, ps5 and pc on my monitor

Second monitor is always pc

[broken musk]

I have liek 7 monitors

[candid night]

Holy shit premium gradient name

[viral aspen]

Where

[candid night]

how much for one?

[whole merlin]

i have one

[viral aspen]

[broken musk]

Wait I have 6 monitors

[candid night]

I dunno but I see it here

[whole merlin]

yes i stole your 7th monitor

get rekt

[candid night]

You should probably give it back

[whole merlin]

nah, i need it more

[viral aspen]

Is it me

[gray parcel]

3 monitors is perfect, been my setup for years

[broken musk]

Varies, the 4K UHD monitors costed about 1,000$ while my regular UHD widescreen monitors costed about 500$ each

[candid night]

He's the CEO of SecuroServ I'd say it's advisable to return it

[broken musk]

I have 2 4K monitors for gaming, the rest are for work

Don’t need 4K monitors for work

[candid night]

$200 for a 50 inch cancer screen vs $1000 for a smaller and probably also a cancer screen

I'll stick to the tv

[whole merlin]

im the ceo of crime and i can outrun and attack with my toreador, i like my chances here

[viral aspen]

Just a toreador

[candid night]

Ok I'm calling Jacob Batalon

[whole merlin]

all i need

[broken musk]

I will sent the US military after you

[whole merlin]

please dont

[broken musk]

I have my connections

[viral aspen]

Which branch

[whole merlin]

dont bother pal, all i have to do is go into the sewers and the lazy mfs give up

[candid night]

All of them

[broken musk]

Tier One, the most ruthless military personnel the world has conceived

[whole merlin]

I'll fly to Vice City

[silk shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1400033585473392761/magnificent.gif

[whole merlin]

you can never catch me

[broken musk]

Maybe the Air Force 24 Special tactics squadron too incase they need some aerial assistance

[whole merlin]

okay this might be a challenge for me

[broken musk]

Then lastly, I’ll send in the most overfunded US government agency there is in 2025, the ICE department

They will get my monitor back

[alpine basin]

Ill just, dodge them and steal another monitor

[broken musk]

Fuck it. I’ll claim insurance on the monitors then too

[sleek prism]

Damn

[broken musk]

Yes it has told me that too

When I’m in an HSW vehicle

[sleek prism]

Oh

[broken musk]

Or is the time trial locked to a specific vehicle each week

Idfk I’ve never done the time trials except for Haos garage

Having completed that during the winter of GTAO (meaning when it was snowing) I haven’t had an interest in the other trials

[sleek prism]

Time trials in snow

[broken musk]

It was a nightmare

[sleek prism]

Sure :D

[autumn epoch]

god fucking damn it

[broken musk]

With the turismo classic? Yes it was not fun

[silk shuttle]

bruh

[alpine basin]

Is that my favorite favorite car car?

[silk shuttle]

it is impossible to fail these trials wtf are you doing

[autumn epoch]

i hit a BUSH

[alpine basin]

understandable

[sleek prism]

If your favorite is Declasse Tulip, then yes. Its my fav too

[silk shuttle]

[sleek prism]

My Avenger is on her way

[sleek prism]

@alpine basin Did you see his?

[alpine basin]

I did

[sleek prism]

@autumn epoch How you failed? Do I have more time

[autumn epoch]

3:51.429, i hit a sign and swerved into a bush

if i didnt lose control, i couldve salvaged it

but hey its alr

ill try again

[sleek prism]

doesnt that mean you should have 12 sec spare time?

or did you have alr a personal time

[autumn epoch]

?

wait

for me the par time was 3:50.000

[swift trail]

the time differs based on what vehicle you use

[autumn epoch]

yeah

[swift trail]

slower vehicles get more time

[autumn epoch]

i have the banshee

[sleek prism]

ooo

nice

[autumn epoch]

its in hsw3 iirc

[sleek prism]

gurka smart

[brittle hatch]

ok i'm booting gta again (just cause idk what to play rn)

[broken musk]

Bruh I still can’t believe I dragged my ass out of bed at 5AM for this update, only to find out that it’s broken for me and I can’t even get what I want this isn’t even the first time it’s happened either

[rancid parcel]

yeah im never getting that Dcmm3 done soon,

R* servers is garbage.

[brittle hatch]

I didn't get the dcmm cause the thing didn't save my progress between 2 days

[autumn epoch]

yep fuck rockstar

[broken musk]

[rancid parcel]

where o where could @regal gate be

[broken musk]

Under a parking garage

[rancid parcel]

Gus Fring works in my Facility

[hollow owl]

This will be your doom soon

[rancid parcel]

i found traces of your mess

[autumn epoch]

gg

[hollow owl]

Pass not mine

[broken musk]

FFS

[autumn epoch]

in the deveste 8

[broken musk]

I thought I killed him

[silk shuttle]

[whole merlin]

gg

[whole merlin]

i need that emoji

[autumn epoch]

NOBODY is playing the game on a nice thursday evening

[hollow owl]

Im just afk on the "kicked from session" screen

[autumn epoch]

this would be a perfect moment for a street race series but nooo

[autumn epoch]

its that mid

i mean yeah

if they change only one or two things i think id get bored too

[hollow owl]

Oh wait this isnt #gta-online

[regal gate]

meanie

[gray parcel]

because it's thursday morning

[hollow owl]

Only 3pm rn

[gray parcel]

10am in god's country

[hollow owl]

🦅

[whole merlin]

you mean trumps country

[gray parcel]

i'm the only EST boi in here i think

[sturdy tapir]

HELO DUVIET

[neon acorn]

Doobie

[spiral lichen]

guys anything about mansions?

kinda forgot abt this game

[neon acorn]

near the end of the year

[neon acorn]

same

[sturdy tapir]

Doobie to busy to say helo to us

[neon acorn]

The life of a moderator

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

Whats that supposed to mean

[autumn epoch]

hi

[hollow owl]

Valkyrie

I saw tht

U not slick

[autumn epoch]

i saw something get deleted but i forgot what that was

[hollow owl]

Doobie :3

[autumn epoch]

i have a bad short term memory

oh

doobie :3

[hollow owl]

Wait it was with a capital D

[neon acorn]

You're a busy man, Untraceable Morgan

[hollow owl]

Not rlly

I have more time on my hands tho

Not doing anything with it tho

:(

[regal gate]

hi

[sturdy tapir]

Whatchu up to duv

[hollow owl]

In the same place shes always in ive noticed

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

Hmm

[autumn epoch]

i hate tenor being blocked but it is what it is

[sleek prism]

send it to your own server and copy link

[autumn epoch]

🚫

im fucking broke

[sleek prism]

no need to mone

[autumn epoch]

2.5 mil,, polcie bike is 3.1

[sleek prism]

ah

[autumn epoch]

i could afford that with one casino

but i cant be annoyed

[sleek prism]

anyay

[autumn epoch]

[sleek prism]

anyway*

[spiral lichen]

Lol like december right? that’s so close by tbh we’re almost in october weirdly

[sleek prism]

I'm gonna continue trying HSW time trial

[autumn epoch]

yes

[autumn epoch]

gl

[spiral lichen]

yeah it’s super boring ngl. hopefully mansions are fun

[spiral lichen]

is there any word on what the mansions will be like in specific?

[autumn epoch]

uuh no clue yet

[sleek prism]

If I cant have a christmas tree in my mansion... I would be angry

or sauna

[spiral lichen]

like are they just boring pre built interiors with the same activity inside as seen in every other high end apartment

if so i’ll be disappointed tbh

[spiral lichen]

ohhh damn

no leaks

[autumn epoch]

im going apeshit if that happens

[autumn epoch]

we only know that they are coming

from my knowledge at least

[spiral lichen]

idk what it will even look like, the high end houses already look huge lol

[autumn epoch]

some voicelines have been leaked iirc

[spiral lichen]

it better not be, but it probably will be knowing rockstar 😭

i don’t think rockstar has the manpower to create something in jncredilble detail at this late in the games run

since everyone is working on gta 6

[spiral lichen]

damnn they’re keeping it on lock

[autumn epoch]

i genuinely recommend you do your own research on this if you want detailed information

[wintry ermine]

Theres even a sticker for that wow

[autumn epoch]

i just know the situation in surface detail

[west stirrup]

Never let oreo send emojis, let oreo send stickers

[spiral lichen]

how wood i even do that 😭

this is my research 🥀

💔

this server

[autumn epoch]

idfk "gta mansion update leaks" or something

[hollow owl]

[wintry ermine]

Get stone, then iron, then diamonds, ez

[spiral lichen]

its kay i don’t think anything else has been revealed if no one knows tbf but tyy

[silk shuttle]

wood nut?

[west stirrup]

[autumn epoch]

sorry

[spiral lichen]

hey no NSFW talk in here.

[autumn epoch]

[spiral lichen]

[sleek prism]

yeah obviously my Avenger is blocking a road, right

[hollow owl]

Your at North Chumash

[sleek prism]

yes, for a moment

[autumn epoch]

the d10 pursuit is so fun i might buy this one just to have a civilian version

[sleek prism]

Avenger aka flying modshop

[silk shuttle]

yeah his is

[sleek prism]

_ _

[sleek prism]

D10 is just so ugly

[autumn epoch]

oh thats cool ive unlocked the trade price

[wintry ermine]

I gotta start doing that instead of correcting people

[hollow owl]

Real avenger piloting

[autumn epoch]

wouldnt say so

[west stirrup]

Is pretty

[wintry ermine]

Its slower

[autumn epoch]

aaaalso

[wintry ermine]

Technically slightly slower

But for me the normal D10 feels stupid slow

[sleek prism]

what is

[west stirrup]

Deez10

[autumn epoch]

buy not so important things on sale now or buy an important thing not on sale now

[sleek prism]

Den Ten

[autumn epoch]

or do i just wait who knows how long for the avenger to go on sale

[spiral lichen]

it’s not?

[gray parcel]

why are bail offices not on sale

[west stirrup]

Gtaplush

[spiral lichen]

it’s literally a good looking car lol

[sleek prism]

D5 is beautiful

[autumn epoch]

ok nvm im getting this now as its on sale

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Inverto Coquette D5 | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on June 1, 2025. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: Chevrolet Corvette (C6)

Basic Info

$1,730,000
1,420 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

We have no performance information on this vehicle yet

coquette6 • Data from GTACars.net

[spiral lichen]

don’t know what that is

lol

[sleek prism]

Look up

[autumn epoch]

i mean

[spiral lichen]

💀

[autumn epoch]

it is ok

[spiral lichen]

that car is ugly

[autumn epoch]

but i prefer the d10

[sleek prism]

D10 rear is awful

[spiral lichen]

d10 washes with ease

[autumn epoch]

true

[spiral lichen]

i like sharper looking cars

[autumn epoch]

the only part i dislike about the d10 is the rear

[hollow owl]

I swear the D5 came out alot longer than June 1st

[autumn epoch]

but on the other hand the only thing i like about the d5 is the rear

[spiral lichen]

the rear isn’t even bad

[swift trail]

march 4th

[hollow owl]

Thought it was early 2025

[swift trail]

gtacars is slow

[sleek prism]

I wish front lights would have an option to change

[autumn epoch]

for the d5?

[sleek prism]

Yes

[autumn epoch]

you cant change the bulbs??

[sleek prism]

I mean

the whole thing, whatever its called

[autumn epoch]

oh

i understand

[hollow owl]

Headlights

[autumn epoch]

i mean idk what you could change the headlights to

[hollow owl]

Just no headlights

Who needs them

[sleek prism]

flatter version or pop up

[autumn epoch]

true

i wish the zr350 had popup headlights

true its almost a replica of the rx7 fd

but cmon if you arent adding a miata at least add the popup headlights to the rx7

not like their other iterations have been faithful to their irl counterparts

[hollow owl]

It does

Also who u talking to lol 😆

[sturdy tapir]

[autumn epoch]

????

so umm

[hollow owl]

It does have pop up headlights

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Annis ZR350 | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on July 20, 2021. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

Prerequisite To: ZR350 (Drift) (Upgrade price: +$200,000)
IRL Counterpart: 1992-2002 Mazda RX-7 (FD)

Basic Info

$1,615,000
Trade price: $1,211,250 - LS Car Meet certain reputation level
1,300 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_j: in Sports
1:06.967 Lap Time
116.75 mph Top Speed

1/2 zr350 • Data from GTACars.net

[hollow owl]

https://youtu.be/ICdo2f8HveY?si=CsSl-oU1ip9EdSz0

[autumn epoch]

holy fucking shit its real

i thought those were non functional ones

[hollow owl]

[autumn epoch]

(ive been lied to so many times i cant be certain if the trunk even opens)

[hollow owl]

DCA is my go-to guy for cars

[sleek prism]

Sometimes I think Echo use something..

[autumn epoch]

wth

[hollow owl]

Echo needs copium

All the lies shes been told

[autumn epoch]

yeah i wish i would be on something

give me amphetamine stat

ty <3

ignore the zr350

these are expensive as hell

i need 5 pfisters to complete my collection, if the other two cost even half of the 811 im gonna need to kiss more than one ass to get 85%

[lucid lake]

The ZR350 is the most overpriced vehicle in the picture 😭

[swift trail]

comet sr is nice

i like how it looks and you can do some speed glitching with it

if i could only get one pfister i’d get that one

[autumn epoch]

ignoring the fact that the drift tune is 200k i do like the liveries available

[fierce mason]

They are all bad and too expensive

[autumn epoch]

i do think i could get a better look at the liveries in person

you know what

im already semi retired so i might as well just get what looks cool

[fierce mason]

Semi-Retired he says
Pulls down a house and owes the cartel money

[hollow owl]

Im semi retired

[fierce mason]

I'm temproraly retired until tommorow

[autumn epoch]

ill get money back either way from selling stuff

ill buy the zr350

[sturdy tapir]

[autumn epoch]

i didnt expect 1.2 mill to be that much

[sturdy tapir]

$421,000

[hollow owl]

Dont think anyone is expecting what im gnna say

Im so bored im actually interesting in the Bail Office work

[tame holly]

Well even if its double money, I wont do it, missions are boring and I already got tier 4

[gray parcel]

i need to t4 it, one of the last props i still don't own

[autumn epoch]

i have a casino and a cayo because i forgot to replay the hard mode pd id like to kill some time too

or nah

you did it?

[burnt maple]

nice car

[sleek prism]

hold up

[sleek prism]

yes, wrong vid

[burnt maple]

handles like soap

[oblique sky]

Forgot how annoying the O'Neil bounty was. Fighting through an army of rednecks while trying to identify each one first before popping their head off, is not how I wanted to spend my time in Blaine County

[sleek prism]

@autumn epoch

@silk shuttle Thanks for showing a route

[wicked sundial]

You didn't get that resolved? Same thing happened to me (on PC) - I did 3 Dispatch Work missions, and the game shows none completed under the Weekly Challenge (and the outfit is not in my wardrobe).

[autumn epoch]

ok i maxed out the car, now time to customize it

[lament frigate]

Who is that

[autumn epoch]

i wonder who that handsome devil is

[burnt maple]

[autumn epoch]

i hate forever pending transaction

[gray parcel]

i hate the random pending transaction that pops up for a second

always spooks me

[fierce mason]

This car is ugly

[dark tiger]

oh, the same thing happened to me. I was 2 dispatches in when the message about new weekly challenges popped up and the counter apparently got reset. I had to do 3 more dispatches (so 5 total) and I got the summer one, but the menu shows this week's challenge as completed

[silk shuttle]

banned

[fierce mason]

I stated my opinion
THe rajiu is a good looking vechiele

[silk shuttle]

banned

[fierce mason]

Direct that toward valk please

I am as inncoent as the day i was born

[silk shuttle]

valk banned too

[fierce mason]

Yay

[lost lily]

never let valk use stickers

[sleek prism]

[burnt maple]

never let ace send you pizza

[silk shuttle]

[sleek prism]

I'll try that trial again later today :D

[silk shuttle]

you can do high speed wehicle trials only once

[sleek prism]

damn really?

[silk shuttle]

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1417490814971674634/ezgif-41165ad119d44e.gif

[young copper]

how these thing unlocked?

certain level?

[vocal geode]

Yes

I think white monster one requires around lvl 45 or smth

[young copper]

what level

[young copper]

no

[vocal geode]

Each requires diff level

[young copper]

am at 260 level

all got unlocked one go

[vocal geode]

Crew lvl ?

[young copper]

yes

[vocal geode]

Mine are unlocked

Idk about the mask thing

The pig one i have

[young copper]

what about the tire smoke

do you have any page link which tell what unlock at each level

I want source

and source shouldn't be 'trust me bro'

[sleek prism]

Your Mental State level is rising.

[naive nova]

i booted the game after some time and they unlocked for me too

[young copper]

all?

[naive nova]

well not too sure

i saw some of them

[oblique sky]

Welp tried the old Casino AFK method and that was patched out.

[naive nova]

im at 101 RP

[young copper]

crew is different

[naive nova]

oh ya

[green fractal]

Sometimes, especially after some updates, you unlock some stuff you already did.

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Rank

[young copper]

I remember I didnt had it before cause I realised from my tire smoke

[green fractal]

All of them are new to you?

[young copper]

yes

[green fractal]

What is your level?

[young copper]

and this one is for your level I want for crew level unlocks but still thanks

[young copper]

both 260 crew and personal

[sleek prism]

If you need to afk, use autohotkey

[gray parcel]

ahk best

[sleek prism]

fr

[naive nova]

ahk or afk

[sleek prism]

both same time

[gray parcel]

you afk with ahk

[oblique sky]

What?

[sleek prism]

Autohotkey, a program what uses your keyboard buttons without pressing them

[gray parcel]

you can do all sorts of shit with it

[naive nova]

you can write a script to execute any series of instruction you want and how you want

[green fractal]

According to gtaforums:

    Level 10 - Able to set crew emblem decal on cars
    Level 20 - Unlock black pig mask
    Level 28 - Unlock bone skull mask
    Level 30 - Being able to set parachute smoke to crew color
    Level 35 - Being able to set tire smoke from cars to crew color
    Level 36 - Unlock white carnival mask
    Level 44 - Unlock white monster mask ```

[sleek prism]

I have 2 scripts, first one keeps right mouse button down (aiming) and another one makes my char walk circle

[gray parcel]

it can get pretty controversial

mine is just W and A press to circle

[green fractal]

keeps right mouse button down (aiming)

[sleek prism]

_ _

[sleek prism]

I have
send, {w}{d} sleep, 1000

[young copper]

well I've been 40 level crew since Feb but still they didnt gave me this by now, but alright now I got them all thanks for sharing!

[gray parcel]

i forget what mine is i had chatgpt write it

[oblique sky]

I was trying to AFK and use my machine while doing so.

[gray parcel]

when i played classic WoW, i had an ahk script that would antiafk me and it only worked within WoW so i could keep it minimized and use my pc elsewhere

but idk how to do that, i just found it somewhere

[untold dock]

controlsend is what you want

[sleek prism]

@silk shuttle 14sec faster than Tulip

[opal rock]

[sturdy tapir]

🚔

[naive nova]

My game just started having yerrible frame rate and i cant seem to find why, gpu usuage is 80% temperatue is 60 C

Cpu usuage is 23%

[fossil dagger]

Man what! I was about to shoot him!

And yes I'm in godmode in an invite only session killing cops.

[candid veldt]

🙁

[cunning python]

why did i only get half of the chips wtf rockstar

[opal rock]

Computer said no

[fossil dagger]

Moooooovee

[whole merlin]

cant say you didnt warn them

[whole merlin]

scam

[fossil dagger]

That's what I'm saying like I'm driving here walk somewhere else!!!

This guy doesn't care at all

[young copper]

he has seen everything in life and he's done with it so he accepted his death

[whole merlin]

fr

[young copper]

but If it was me I'd watch where all these gun are coming from

[viral aspen]

josh

[whole merlin]

gta logic

pulls RPG out of his ass

[viral aspen]

i hope gta 6 has the red dead system where you can only carry like 3 guns, it'd make strategizing missions better instead of just miniguns and rpgs

[broken musk]

no my weekly challenge was never reset from last week, it thinks it’s still last week and shows that I completed the challenge before the week even started

[naive nova]

Ehat revolver is that

[vocal geode]

Navy revolver

[naive nova]

Aim at him

[naive nova]

Navy revolver doesnt look like that

[viral aspen]

gtao is so great

[sturdy tapir]

[naive nova]

Thats a double action revolver, navy's a single action

[viral aspen]

cuz its the heavy revolver

[naive nova]

It is? It looks weirdly different

[finite goblet]

$80 discount for the BMX, awesome

[viral aspen]

you ccan tell its not the navy revolver because of the missing design

[naive nova]

Have i been using mk2 revolver too much

[whole merlin]

jealous

[gray parcel]

i recently learned bicycles aren't insured and to get them out of a garage space you just take it outside and blow it up

[untold dock]

stolen ones aren't

bought ones should be

[naive nova]

Saying it a navy revolver is like saying its a grenade launcher

[swift trail]

doesnt that just put them back automatically

[gray parcel]

all mine are bought and were gone after exploding them

[wicked sundial]

Oh, that's right. I wasn't really awake. My problem is different from yours.

[sturdy tapir]

frfr

[naive nova]

Thats a heavy revolver

[viral aspen]

both arre

[naive nova]

I think i have been playing with mk2 revolver too much

Imma revert back

[gray parcel]

i got the treasure revolver the other day, it's cool

[naive nova]

The double action?

[gray parcel]

wish we had more quest chain weps like that

yeah

[naive nova]

Get the navy revolver

Its also a chain mission

[untold dock]

double action just feels so pointless

[gray parcel]

the alien guns should have a side mission chain to get them

[naive nova]

The mk2 heavy revolber looks like shit compared to mk1

[viral aspen]

think its still a missed opportunity to not put a scope on this

[untold dock]

it's a missed opportunity to give it the same damage as the marksman rifle

[vocal geode]

You can get the shocker through a bookmark job

[viral aspen]

for 50x the pricce

[vocal geode]

But others you need to buy

[gray parcel]

i do need that actually and do have it bookmarked