#gta-online-mk2
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gta+ outfit?
You usually get some clothes don't you?
you do
I have gta+ and i havent seen it yet
I'll see if I can find it
AEG Dryer finally works
I have 0 dollars spent on sex acts
mid
I'm gta virgin
eww
I like le tee
WHEEL SPIN🗣‼️‼️
TIME TO GET A RANDOM CLOTHING ITEM ILL NEVER USE🗣‼️‼️‼️
(Yesterday I won a futo from mystery. The disappointment was immense because I thought I got the slamvan...)
I have no goddamn clue what that is
And it was MYSTERY unlock
I bet it's a jersey
I've photographed all three but i still can't buy the damn car
I always get fireworks ready when i spin the wheel, hoping i get the slamvan
Rockstar shit today huh
If I get the slamvan I'll be very happy
They don't want me to spend money
Its one of my (many) end goals for GTA

I should make a bucket list thingy
it took me a minute to get the crow shot, i don't think it counts if it isn't flying
wow
an actual useful feature
i rarely ever play on my alt account but this makes it a lot more convenient
This is cool.
Bro is a hunter
A mouse with no house
@west stirrup you playing?
Yes
what you doin
Not much
Scope casino
I may get on after my dinner
Hmm 10 minute casino
you still need?
Yes but im kind of lazy
YEEEEEAAAHH
Oops I did it again
The car is supposed to be on the road not in the air dude
Im a Space Rat actually
if it got rid of the limited time notification it might be worth
same car?
i'd pay like $20m to be able to mute my phone
I wish i could sell all these cop cars i have for more than 0$
!gv
Nope
Found 1 result
This vehicle was added on July 23, 2019. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos.
IRL Counterpart:
Mini Hatch 2018 facelift
$897,000
❌ Delisted from MP websites
1,000 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles
Tier :regional_indicator_c: in Sports
1:01.961 Lap Time
112.5 mph Top Speed
Delisted blablabla
Hold on now buster don't get too much dip on your chip
Dog shirt asking too much
We need some dog pants
Now we are on the right path
hmm
This?
nice
No :(
@viral aspen i got artwork
YELLOW DOG WITH CONE🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
I read that as cat shit initially 
I was like that’s bizarre
Didn’t know that was an option

you did the trial with a car!?
Very nice
Redbull sponsor this man
Is that a good or bad reaction jif
The Greatest Technician Thats Ever Lived

beat my time I did with Sanchez
i tried to terminus down chilliad but it wasn't happening
Look man I'm not even the best time trialer in this chat right now
old egg

Discord Rich Presence is now available as a setting in the Rockstar Games Launcher to share your rich presence in supported titles.
︀︀
︀︀support.rockstargames.com/articles/3DE4ZKGVBkA64cEhPKFckS/managing-discord-rich-presence-for-rockstar-games-pc-titles
Am I late to share this
"Erm, actually you are 4hrs late to this!!!"
Honestly tho, why tf it take them so long for rich presence lmao
2 hrs yes, gurka posted it
God racer
he is 
oh no 😢
Was hoping a bit more than just a playercount
Would've loved for it to show jobs or city names ur in
doing taxi work to simcity soundtracks kinda comfy ngl
wdym city names its only one city
my bad i mean like the areas
vinewood etc
think he means locations
Los Santos
Sandy shores etc
oh yeah that'd be cool but people will know ur every move
i mean it'd just show area not longitude and latitude 
pros will get it
still the areas arent that big
yea
the areas that'd be realistically shown
eyefind maps, duh
So you'd write people lat and long copy paste from discord rich presence to your eyefind
The guy will be gone by that time
New idea for selfies
Uh is patrol routes supposed to bug out when in stealth?
Non
Press left click for magic
Waittt who u doing heist with
It's legit making me detected FOR NOTHING
Im js getting some preps done
OWWW 
Do u need helf
sure lemme finish patrol routes
Nah i don't exactly care abt the challenges why does it give anything special

Man i wish i could active a cheat or something so i don't get cops after me when being a cop in this damn game like fuck off I'm on your team!!!
You dont even need the bus do you?
Terobyte spawned
This way will be a whole lot harder" 
Uncle lass ter

Wanna gamble 

Pokre 

42k 😏
pair 8
Nice
such easy moni
Haaaaa i keep losing
5690 chips 😕
735k chips
Ok
@hazy quarry
do u dont have a not hangar 😂
i agree
Can’t believe this game is almost 12 years old
gta 5 is 12 years old now (EU) 
roughly the age of an average gta online player
dang
invite expired
🆒


Never let oreo react to messages.
why not
i hope your dcmm progress gets reset for a bullshit reason 
_ _
I hope you stub your toe!
it aint that bad 
I support this statement 1000000000099%
Like jumping on a train
Getting killed by npc
Surprisingly I haven't lost it that way yet
My duo once got out of the car on highway
Got run over by npc
Lost the dcmm
Did it happen on monday

Where can i find an active gta enhanced crew with a discord server.

Give him some pizza
Here #gtao-crew
That’s not active…
Im actively talking to you rn
i don’t consider you active
we could make it active, with some effort
Lets hope
Are you actively in gta right now?
I don’t think that’s ever gonna happen. We just have the Friday thing and that’s it.
not with that attitude it likely won't

No i have work

R* wants my IP now for further investigations
which they already have but they want ss
Rumi is the most addicted gambler in this server.

He’s a gambling addict
Should tell him no tbh
@sturdy tapir
Stop gambling, you will never win
Bc fun 
Report for skam
The unemployed behavior.
13 hours???
How does one achieve this power
(I slept 5 hours)
Idk sleep

Tell us
(DOnt tell me, i dont want to sleep that long)

Drugs, stress, employment, children, media, all work together to exhaust and drain you of life. CHOOSE 3 to get started now
Bad excuus
I won 385k bc of a straight flush

School, school, school
Does cigarettes counts as drugs?
in gta they count as a snack
yum
i was curious to taste it
i've failed the T4 no snacks challenge before doing it 
Yes as they have nictoine

As valk says
Jobless behaviour

I am younger than him

Congrats I guess
Well...
I am 17 until oct 10
Duck generally need about 10.8 hours of sleep per day, though ducklings require significantly more, sometimes up to 20 hours, to support their growth.
I wish I got 10h
Bro smoll
I get about 6
false
Lucky
Wdym false lol
google mentioned it
You watching me sleeping don
you sleep 10 hours
say that to google
It says I need not what I get
your ducklings are aware though
I think my cayo and casino been collecting a lot of dust recently
then you are not a gta player
i have been sick for the past week so i havent played the game that much
the last cayo i ran was a few days ago but the one before that was weeks ago
I was in the damn hospital this sunday because of the damn cold
Its not even cold weather and i can already feel and taste the cold in the air
Plus ive been too busy to even hop in gta and any free time i got was directed towards getting 100% achivmenet for metro last light
Last cayo and casino heist I did was like 1 month ago
Yeah
Except i feel guility because cayo is diamond and 6 gold and casino is diamonds
Huh ? 
Since when does cayo have diamonds ?
Did they push a new update since I quit 
since december 15, 2020

man we haven't gotten a heist in almost 5 years
Vincent heist*
that's not a heist
Technically it is
No
Why ?
technically it is not

not really
does your vincent heist has this?
Your doesn’t?
Mine says Im a legend too
But you're not


Im my name has it
what about the money heist
i play it all the time
i want a heist where we go to the moon
Can't set cuts
Survival on the moon
I could imagine the vision
Same I wanna go to saturn and see the rings

Wish we could
If we could set custom cut% Id give lfg people 1% cut
Good luck with that
I know R* I did this heist 1000 times but that doesn't mean you'll make my board blank 
Pavel drank vodka on it
holy you do setups?
I think they're saying you've robbed him enough, there's no loot now
No my setups are already done
So every lobby I go into is filled with endless explosions from modders. Guess GTA isnt playable today
I meant like after completing it once
No
goood
Delete gta 5 and play gta 4
You can do it 1000 times with or without repeats.
I just play to give loot now
Am done with the game already
And fun
How much money you got from one cayo
Overall 1b

was
Do all Doomsday cmm
It takes 7 business days
I didn't ask how much you have earned from doing cayo
How much you get from doing one
Or Do heists with randoms execpt for cayos while having recordings on
@jarvis you in?
Solo 1.14m and duo 1.6m
Good content btw
Act 3 is always fun with randoms
Oh I do record alot I've content worth 2tb
Don’t bully randoms.
Have you even checked out my yt?
Nope
You won't believe I gave my mk2 to level 1s
Is it to bully if i start act3 and randoms join and I don't help them with anything?
You didn't even shared your channel so

It's right in my name
You don’t, they steal.
No, I just park in front of them and see what they do, they fly and go
I don't retrieve it back
Top results, wow
Someone give this man a youtube role
It is luck after that. You are up to their brain at that point.
Yea I want that, I shared the world's best way to do cayo perico i want a cayo perico role please
Don there's only a handful of vids
Mostly shorts I upload
Okay nvm you have 2 more channels
And some on insta
Indian on Omegle 
Hmm
Search my name on google
This is content based
Yea I play PUBG alot
Its Indian PUBG but it's in hindi
Maybe dubbed you can see
They gave it to me for free
What y'all know about h1z1
I don't know how long it's gonna last but let's see
the heck is h1z1?
Tried it once, got absolutely Bombarded with hackers
Battle Royale game like pubg
Oh man
In gta?
Yeah
Yes
We dont need battle royale in gta
All we need is money
Money
i'd love br in gta
Right now only br is just PUBG and Fortnite which is decent and audience based PUBG for the people who has kids in their laps and Fortnite for those kids who are in the laps
Execpt you. You need flight lessons.
I have a plan @fossil dagger
I am gonna sell valk op2 and she will never know
pubg has maybe the ugliest main menu screen i've ever seen in a game

I am the greatest pilot in the history of pilots
No kidding.
Show me proof that i am bad at piloting
There not a sinlge one out there
Fly a real jet
Iam not doing it all in 1 sitting
Buuuu
This game hurts me mentally and physically.
Give me some
sure if I can come to gtao 
Wait you have to do ID?
Me too
what?
Who are u? 
Like give your ID to play gta online
You actually have to do that?
Idk but he certainly worse than me at flying
I've never seen them fly before
This is true
they want to know am playing on ethernet and whats its mac and IP
You on the otherhand-
Oh please
I am good
@regal gate what does this mean?
thats bullying
What else could it mean
What?
violence
I don't fly much. That's the only thing I've ever bought plane wise
Are public lobbies unplayable across the board atm or am I just getting unlucky?
You're playing Public on PC so it's quite obvious no?
It always has been man
Just play invite only
I mean it hasnt been a thing really since enhanced came out
Yeah invite only for pc is the way to go
Up to now for months theres been basically no problems
It gets worse by the day
I've always had issues with public on pc.
like connection issues or greif issues
modder issues
All 3
But to be fair
Its confusing since i have not really seeing any modder issues
i've yet to see a modder in enh but i play during NA hours
When enhanced launched things were great and until today Ive had about 3-4 lobbies Ive had to leave because modders
Now today literally every lobby is just constant explosions
sheesh i should stop afking overnight so much
Invite the person above you so you won't get modded lobbies
Brother
Shrimple
that's from like april to now
there was a banwave recently in aug https://battleye.dudx.info/
Ip grabbuh
That's a good bit of AFK hours.
i already have your ip
I know mine are mostly afk hours for PS5
Kinda have to for businesses
tryna get that $50m for nightclub tier 4
get a big plate
The dad joke killed the chat no...
It's okay I enjoyed it
well it was not a joke I mean it, but am glad you enjoyed son
Damn, at least I can handle the velum for prison break I guess
What was that copter made out of, match sticks?
In simple words
I AM A BOLD ACTION MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
So I see lol
Alright last clip to illustrate my perfect pilot skills
real
You're on equal with Lumbago.

Lumbago cant fly man
I am the best
Hes the best at... making you confused at his skills
So the fan blade like slightly grazed your health bar and yet a single car insta killed you
Wow.
Not this again
Logic
technically is the new literally
I still want to orb valk due to that
Same
Be thankful thar you're famous.
Always does
whenever I say im gnna sell acid
You're seeing things
I should go sell some tbh
Schizo is starting

Get his meds pronto
Now i am just getting insulted by my flying skilsl
i thought that was @untold dock
i thought so too
but not pizza
Get out Taylor Swift.
Reminded me my pc character has a sale ready
Your pc character has a sale ready


I need to get the red bat print for ps5 too
since yesterday congrats
I've been batting the competition recently
Is it ready
Remember we still have cayo
Too
@sturdy tapir
@sturdy tapir
@sturdy tapir
jesus christ yes

helll yess
You need to go to GA
ping when you ready ping
why I read it as GTA
What's GA?
Oh.
thats a made up word
Aw.
yea like WTD is What the Duck
duck admit you suck at gambling in gtao
🥀 🥀
I’ve made 10s of millions
I trust the Red Don than the colorful Duck
Not a professional gambler
so nice of you Valk
you not online
Who ping
Never heard of that guy

YOU ARE NOT ONLINE
I JUST GOT HOME
gta servers are down, contact rockstar support
its only local when it says its down, its never down unless they have major issues with cloud stuff
need your name
you aint in sheet
@viral aspenyou in?
correct
guess i'll get to 50 before i do that
i just started hanger sourcing for like the first time and lsia is totally ass to go to every time
i've only filled it once and i got most source missions in the city
@burnt maple @sturdy tapir getting on!
you still NOT ONLINE
I don’t see you
can confirm


wait is that you
That’s not him
what
That is me
whho is thjat

trolling
You wish you had my chip balance
WHAAAAT

speaking of gammba
i am hereeeeee
this user is offline
who is that
@viral aspen i invite u to session
Duck 


everyday new problems
If you need a fix for it, I have it
just rrestart game
theres no fix here the thing is they keep bullying me now
You pushed your luck
there is a fix for everything, just have to know where to look for it
I already know the fixes
Nice 3 of a kind @viral aspen
start the damn heist 
150k 
just won 200k wtf
one more
Don’t get muted bois
Talking about gambling in here usually leads to mutes
since when wtf
saying from experience?
Since they said you can’t have excessive lfg chatter here
Idm just giving youse a heads up
I thought you had experience 
Rumi does
Who uses keyboard in 2025
You have aim assist on
I have aim assist on for other people, because I know you guys complain about it when its off.
I haven't played on controller in a decade+, probably longer
i use controller a lot but i don't ever shoot with it
Been using controller mi whole life
i'm still using a wired 360 con 🧓
If you’re not kicking back on your sofa, using your tv as the screen, are you even playing pc?
i got a really comfy leather desk chair
or rent one for that matter
Ok, kick back on your floor then I guess
real ones use a hardwood kitchen chair for gaming
my sofa is almost exclusively for my cat
that's what i'm doing right now
though i do have a real chair
but the cushion is still drying
Ok so, someone kills me while selling Acid, doesnt destroy my acid and when I asked why, he said "For the defi"
Just kills me once and ran away
I am sitting 20 FT from a 4K oled monitor why would i use a controller 
20FT?
that's like 7 real units
On a bed
Big room you have
If i was 7 meters from my tv I wouldnt be able to see shit
@sleek prism are you on
Are you
noot anymore


Unfriending
SnS again 
Post late
huh
Even week
On this date 
The event week


Based
i remember when josh had a t swift pfp
R* Tax System
Rookie numbers!!
Dark times fr
W event week
link
All I can think of is Radstyke Sadie pfp
Don't remember
I love hunting pack
Oktoberfest starting
holy shit cargo ship robbery
is winter one different?
i imagine, its a longsleeve version of the already existing ranger
the weekly challenge also gives the winter fit fwiw
Yes
yea but I just searched and I see the same one
yea this is good
Its a long sleeve shirt instead of short sleeve
Its the same with the LSPD outfit as well, if you want an image of it, theres a plice bike one too
wow so I got like full pack now
its the same color as the desert tan park ranger shirt, just long sleeve
thank god
winter and summer
well yea understandable good
There is also tie/ no tie, and loose tied varients of the police bike, park ranger, and lspd version as well
guess i'll finally buy a bail office but i wish the properties were on sale
oh they are giving tie in this one nice
Don’t say it
what we received this time no tie right?
you can get it
you still have almost 12 hours
I believe they are default so there shouldn't be a tie on them, and they should be closed shirts
week is not ended
oh ok
free stun gun 
that just 300k anyways
i have to go photograph animal
Good luck
which one you didnt get? summer lspd or park ranger?
park
that you can get anytime
cause the police bike one is still going on
am sure
Are you John rockstar?
Aren’t they doing the winter versions next week?
I want winter season in November
I guess police bike and park ranger will both be gone tomorrow and they finally change their premium exclusive notification box to winter outfits
I saw today someone complained about losing $1 and they gave them 1mil
yes we do that often to hide our mistakes
Be nice if it worked in rl
even Lester approved 
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
im kidding
idc about either
other than
btw they stopped paying me more compensations after 4.5m Duck 
am luckily online rn I can help you get both if you want
is there like a map of gta with animal spawn locations like red dead
link
Are you gonna dress up as the animal and let him photograph you 
whats your animal list
cat crow mountain lion
I'll give him free park ranger car
im looking for cat
Fuck the crow
no i dont want handouts
mountain lion is easy
Spent 30min looking for that sob the other day
well you got all easy
the trailer outside sandy shores air field has them on the roof usually
Good to know thanks
The fuck is this
i couldn't get the photo to count unless it was flying though, might've just been me
IGN pffft
all locations
Gtaweb bro
well both are good
2x aren’t they?
Fk it I’m gonna jump on do some gtaing
kinda ig
I know I don’t like it
good for a collection
collection?
it happens
im lucky i got a cop car for free with gta+ tbh 😭
Terminus is great I love it
wow sendthalot user is online
i mean this is alr
yea
what are we thinkin chat
Join me Don so I can keep my aim
oh what aim mode am i in
you land in invite session Sir which requires invite
it'll look better in 14 levels
Show him the badboy don
Duck jeep is like all in one package
inv me too
What’s your social security
done
1234
Your sc name
thats such a nice thing to ask to an American
Assisted
does it really matter guys?
that exists?
I’m using controller
I mean we are not pvping so all good
Which skizz are you there’s 100s
the one in game
he's in
How?
what
Say what?
You know what lol
U talking about this? Lmfao
Damn he said it already 
in true ranger fashion
No, too busy day
looks like a black scribble on the lower right hand quarter of the image
only good is winter cop outfits
I didnt see that before I posted :(
Hmm 
Copy paste of last week
Tomorrow is going to be fire because it’s the 12-year anniversary?
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This vehicle was added on July 20, 2021. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.
IRL Counterpart:
Audi RS3 Sedan
$1,495,000
Trade price:
$1,121,250 - LS Car Meet certain reputation level
1,340 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 0 missiles
Tier :regional_indicator_s: in Sedans
1:04.732 Lap Time
116 mph Top Speed
Some of these animals are just bs
And this shit is LSCM Prize
I wish rs3 sedan
I wish non-Audis
can i kill the cougar then photo?
doesnt work I tried
Does it hop on car
no









