gta-online-mk2

[alpine basin]

A legacy built on something like cayo is no legacy at all

[cunning python]

Okay well what about Evangelion legacy

[alpine basin]

Pretty sure that ends at a legacy, nothing past it

Right now we are fighting for the LSPD

[cunning python]

Yea?

[sturdy tapir]

[alpine basin]

something like that

[cunning python]

Well I remember you atleast

[rancid parcel]

Who's we?

[alpine basin]

Not you, you are not hired for police work

fired even, no hirement

[rancid parcel]

FREEDOM!

[alpine basin]

No work = no money

[sleek prism]

Damn

[sleek prism]

You sold 46 cars in 3-4 days?

[vocal geode]

Happens mostly when you do replay glitch too much as far as Ik

[wicked sundial]

Even if everyone is in the same CEO org for every mission?

[hollow owl]

Didn't realise it was midday

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

May or may not have woken up 30 minutes ago

[west stirrup]

Why

[vocal geode]

Hello

[hollow owl]

I went to bed at around 2am

[vocal geode]

[hollow owl]

Helo Jarvis

[vocal geode]

Hello untraceable

So its morning for u or afternoon?

[hollow owl]

Afternoon

13:03 rn

[vocal geode]

Where do u live

You’re just 4.5 hrs behind my time

[hollow owl]

uk why would I tell you

[vocal geode]

Also I just got doomsday elite challenger role

[vocal geode]

Oh mb

[viral aspen]

WW

[vocal geode]

[viral aspen]

hey fellow gtaoers

[vocal geode]

Hello

[hollow owl]

Ig hello

[viral aspen]

mikko got me addicted again

its 8am

and alll i wanna do is gtas

[hollow owl]

All I wanna do is fortnite

[west stirrup]

Helloo

[vocal geode]

Ill apply for elite challenger role the legacy one

[west stirrup]

What is ur sc

[viral aspen]

waity

you didnt add me yesterday

[west stirrup]

No I’m impatient

[vocal geode]

Im retired from gta

[west stirrup]

Lie

[vocal geode]

Mudders ruined the game for me

[viral aspen]

then who the hell is this

[vocal geode]

Im serious

I haven’t played gta in 5 days

[viral aspen]

i havent seen a modder yet

[vocal geode]

I pray you never do fam

[viral aspen]

i also specifically only play inv only or friend only

[west stirrup]

Not mee

[vocal geode]

Asian lobbies are

[vocal geode]

Your name is something weird

[viral aspen]

well

[vocal geode]

Ytc something in game

[viral aspen]

add

i got uh

cayo preps to do

[vocal geode]

Which region are u from ?

[vocal geode]

Aggressor or conspirator?

[west stirrup]

Yes

It’s an acronym for my real name

[viral aspen]

america

[vocal geode]

Oh nice

[vocal geode]

Thats why you haven’t seen much mudders

[west stirrup]

Jk

[vocal geode]

[west stirrup]

Look up YPR-765

[viral aspen]

chat what does this mean

[west stirrup]

Max heat

So you need to launder moni

[hollow owl]

Your car wash is going to explode

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

Nah just do one car wash and it goes to 0 heat lvl

[west stirrup]

Ohh right

[vocal geode]

Thats how I do it

[west stirrup]

Oops

[vocal geode]

Yess

[west stirrup]

How does the retiree know more than the 10 year player

[vocal geode]

Im retired not a newbie

[hollow owl]

Im also basically retired

[vocal geode]

This is me

[vocal geode]

You are waiting for pc right ?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[vocal geode]

Hmm okay

[west stirrup]

Have you any updates?

[hollow owl]

No, mostly because I have forgotten to bother my mum and nan to take me to get my bank acc setup and idk if my mum has found the stuff she needs so I can access my money thing

[west stirrup]

Oh..

[viral aspen]

3 more preps

so stealthy 🥷

[alpine basin]

that bank account looks mighty robbable rn

[vocal geode]

noo

[viral aspen]

@west stirrup finally

[west stirrup]

I forgot yesterday..

[viral aspen]

ima log off for a bit i wanna watch show

[west stirrup]

Whaat show

[broken musk]

I love breaking into buildings in my noose outfit meanwhile IRL saying: “FBI OPEN UP!”

[viral aspen]

rookie

numbers

[west stirrup]

I have 400 on enhanced

[tame holly]

I think i have like 1400 hours on PS5 (its between my brother and I playing on the same character)

[viral aspen]

wont let me see the character with the most hours

[sleek prism]

i started in april

5,5hr / day

143 days since I got my pc

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @sleek prism

[viral aspen]

are yoou

on

i got 1 prep left for cayo

[sleek prism]

yes

[viral aspen]

and i think rumi uh

[sleek prism]

just hopped on

[viral aspen]

has casino close to done

[sleek prism]

what about that crazy latvian

[viral aspen]

he had the duggan shipment prep for ccasino left

@sturdy tapir please confirm

[sleek prism]

nice

[gray parcel]

something like that

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism

what doin

[sleek prism]

searching G's cache

[viral aspen]

invite? 🥺

[sleek prism]

sent

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism im getting more broke

[sleek prism]

What you bought now? Sparrow?

[viral aspen]

i been bought that

[vocal geode]

Huh ?

[vocal geode]

Take 100 mil from me

Wall already said he wants to steal that money from me

[fossil dagger]

Y'all think they will release a small dlc or something on the 18th maybe or will they just wait until the winter dlc?

[untold dock]

no i do not think they will release anything on the 18th besides a new event week

[vocal geode]

Yup

[broken musk]

They might potentially give us a few new vehicles at some point before the winter DLC but that’s not very likely, but they won’t give us a new DLC until winter

[untold dock]

there are no vehicles left in the files

[broken musk]

I predict they will just give us some vehicle discounts, maybe upgrade a few cars to have a missile jammer but that about it I would predict

[viral aspen]

wwrecked @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

Fr

[viral aspen]

bro left me 😭

[broken musk]

Once you have enough money everybody is going to threaten to steal it from you

[vocal geode]

[fossil dagger]

💤

[fossil dagger]

🙁

[broken musk]

2x bail office bounties next week?

[west stirrup]

[viral aspen]

so 4x for gta+?

[broken musk]

I’ll delete my fckn account if it is 2x bail office no joke

[viral aspen]

or maybe it read

[west stirrup]

Yes

[viral aspen]

ooh

how much per bounty then

[tame holly]

someone screenshot this for proof

[west stirrup]

La la

[broken musk]

Better yet, I’ll burn the bail office to the ground

[west stirrup]

160k normal 470k+ most waned

[viral aspen]

thats oncce a day tho right

[west stirrup]

Yee

[broken musk]

470K is once every IRL 24 hours

Aka the most wanted target

[vocal geode]

Thats kinda low tbh

[broken musk]

I’ve unfortunately completed T4 for bail office..

[west stirrup]

What if we get 10x on old races

[tame holly]

me too, at least the castigator is one of the fastest suvs

[vocal geode]

That would be crazy

[tame holly]

we got x4 like 2 months ago, that would be insane

[west stirrup]

10x on everything on Thursday

[broken musk]

It sits in my garage with the other thousand cars I own but never use

[tame holly]

and I will not complain cuz I love racing

[west stirrup]

Or the week before gta 6

[vocal geode]

They would rather close shop

[vocal geode]

This would make more sense

[west stirrup]

10x cost on Orb

[broken musk]

[tame holly]

hey if a suv race comes up you can use it (which is once in a blue moon)

[broken musk]

@west stirrup stop giving them ideas

[vocal geode]

Id say make it 100 and Id still pay 100 times to kill @flint flower

[broken musk]

U gunna ruin me fun

[tame holly]

no, the orb will cost x10 more so 7.5M

[broken musk]

Yes. Stop giving them ideas

[west stirrup]

[broken musk]

I love my orb

[vocal geode]

75 mil is better

[broken musk]

Money in this game is absolutely pointless to me

[tame holly]

I admit spamming them on godmode players is fun

[vocal geode]

Just get a tank over them

The moment they come spawn beside the tank their godmode will be gone

Ez pz

[tame holly]

I tried once, failed it cuz I suck (I did start headhunters)

[broken musk]

Fun fact you guys: if you steal one of the rhino tanks from fort zancudo with a person inside with a DH-7 and fly them to a griefer, the tank will chase the griefer in the city

[vocal geode]

Damn

[vocal geode]

Damn thats new info never tried it tho

[broken musk]

I did it I think the second day the DH-7 came out lmao

It was hilarious asf bc the person didn’t know where the tank was on the minimap lmaoo

I should still have video somewhere..

[vocal geode]

Find it and share it to us

[broken musk]

@lapis fossil

When the DH-7 come out

[swift trail]

[broken musk]

June 3rd

Okay I’ll look in my camera roll after that date

I cannot find it

[flint flower]

You wouldn't need more than 1 orb to kill me

[broken musk]

I can probably recreate it though

[flint flower]

It depends on how fast you could nuke me before I noticed you're at the facility

[vocal geode]

Imma spam it

Anyways

[vocal geode]

Hello

[sleek prism]

sorry

[viral aspen]

someone broke my laptop @sleek prism

i think i saw a man with a staff appear for like .1 second

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

god damn

[viral aspen]

then

i hit find new session

said battle eye was required

i just alt f4'd after that

[hollow owl]

Missiom successful

[viral aspen]

YOU DID THIS TO ME

[hollow owl]

I did no such thing

[plucky burrow]

I wish we had orange juice in gta

[hollow owl]

We have green juice

Is that not good enough?

Ungrateful

[plucky burrow]

I juat want my orange juice

s

[sleek prism]

Why

[plucky burrow]

I just wish because I can

[flint flower]

Lumbeango

[sturdy tapir]

yis

[vocal geode]

[west stirrup]

@broken musk You were able to customize the Career Progress Pony right?

[sleek prism]

Weed van?

Smoke on the water

[west stirrup]

Yea

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism

i need you

requesting assist

[broken musk]

Only in the facility workshop

[west stirrup]

I tried that

[viral aspen]

[young copper]

Never seen moments of my life

would you like to visit the store my store is El Rubio House

[sleek prism]

wher to

[sturdy tapir]

I got duggans shipment left for diamond

[broken musk]

[sturdy tapir]

Yall want some M O N I S from casino vault

@viral aspen @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

yes?

[sturdy tapir]

You in gtao?

[sleek prism]

yes

[sturdy tapir]

Are you shooting ballas

[sleek prism]

bro sleeping, trust

[viral aspen]

YES PLEASE

[sturdy tapir]

I'm eating and watching something rn

[viral aspen]

can can can we do my

cayo after

[sturdy tapir]

[viral aspen]

🥺

wait

[young copper]

Did someone say Cayo

[viral aspen]

we need a 4th

don

join us

i need 4th forr award

[young copper]

Always remember Cayo is in my blood don't hesitate to call me

[viral aspen]

25%/4

[young copper]

Money come and go

[young copper]

You add me Don_Ducat

[sleek prism]

kpoppers hunting demons?

[sturdy tapir]

Nah ace attorney rn maybe I'll re-watch kpop demon hunters too

[sleek prism]

bro still sleeping after couple crashes

[young copper]

Nice car you got there mate

[viral aspen]

@sturdy tapir do you mind of don joins DCH? more money possibly 🤨

wait

ron would you even do DCH

or only cayo

[young copper]

What's DCH

[sleek prism]

npc made sure hes dead

[viral aspen]

diamond

[young copper]

Lovely

[viral aspen]

inv me mf

[young copper]

Now my game is loaded I'd just play anything

[sleek prism]

invited

[viral aspen]

[sturdy tapir]

sur

[viral aspen]

[sleek prism]

damn

@young copper see, some young woman trying to wake up my friend

@viral aspen

[young copper]

I got some explosives if you want mate

[sleek prism]

Perfect

[viral aspen]

ME TOO

[young copper]

[viral aspen]

if you were here it'd be even funnier cuz i pulled out a sticky and blew myself, mikko and his sleeping partner

[sleek prism]

kaboom

[young copper]

RIP my cop friends

when loading your gta you guys seeing Initializing and loading screen first or direct main menu?

[viral aspen]

loading first i think

[young copper]

it was not that before

[viral aspen]

i dont remember

[young copper]

They messed up my game, I can load to gta online in barely 2 minutes

Now it's taking all life and sometimes the error comes up

[viral aspen]

booom

[sleek prism]

@viral aspen are we waiting rumi

or what

[viral aspen]

i think so

@sturdy tapir confrim

[sturdy tapir]

Clocking in to gtao

[viral aspen]

this is peak @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

merryweather airstrike

[viral aspen]

just made 9k 😎 @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

nice

[sturdy tapir]

@viral aspen inv

[viral aspen]

@young copper i added you btw

havent accepted

[young copper]

Yea buddy I saw the request but I can't go in online it keeps getting stuck on clouds I've been facing this since a week now

Give me 2 more minutes if that works

[viral aspen]

[young copper]

ok 100 lets see

[viral aspen]

@young copper add me on discord please too

[young copper]

Getting into online

[young copper]

I am also scolding Rockstar support on the other tab

[celest wyvern]

Cop on the left pulls you over you're going to jail

[opal rock]

Nah he definitely takes bribes

[celest wyvern]

HES REACHING

[opal rock]

Ooh what’s this bottle of whiskey in my pocket officer

[celest wyvern]

That service pistol looks heavy occifer let me hold it

[sleek prism]

cop on the left won 200k twice in a row

[opal rock]

Is this police academy remake?

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

The real gambler

[opal rock]

Why you slumming it downstairs with the peasants?

[burnt maple]

Rumi approves

[opal rock]

Rumi looks like he’s been awake for the last week

[burnt maple]

Hello ducky

[burnt maple]

Gambling addiction

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

I sleep during day

[burnt maple]

You gamble in your dreams?

[sturdy tapir]

Nah

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism 's faullt

[sleek prism]

[naive zenith]

Here comes the moneyyyy

[fossil dagger]

Does anybody know how long the delay is?

And do i have to have the game open for the delay to disappear

[opal rock]

Fragile, clumsy, dangerous, deranged

[lament frigate]

48 minutes and no

[fossil dagger]

alright

[naive zenith]

"Deliver the car in perfect condition for a good tip"

[west stirrup]

Where is logan

[naive zenith]

Yeah

A mere 1K will totally convince me

[west stirrup]

@broken musk 😕

[naive zenith]

Yo speed why you tryna not to laugh bruh

[viral aspen]

time to get carried 😎

[hollow owl]

😢

[sleek prism]

Cayo, perfect

[cunning python]

no i havent repeated since 2019

[cunning python]

yes but staying inv only never leaving org makes it less common

[sleek prism]

God damn

never happened

[candid veldt]

the light bar on the push bars isnt working... the caracara mods suck

[sleek prism]

Did you press lights on and off many times?

[hollow owl]

Speaking of lights, do the Hellions bar lights work?

Or are they just for looks

[west stirrup]

nooooo

[broken musk]

It was patched then

[candid veldt]

many many many times

[sleek prism]

Damn

[candid veldt]

this is the correct response

[west stirrup]

its sarcastic

[fossil dagger]

Doesn't work for the current free police car but the normal one that isn't a police one it works for idk how that makes sense but yeah 😂

[viral aspen]

realistically speaking we're lucky got the cop cars in general

[sleek prism]

We need more customization options

[viral aspen]

we need benny's type interior customization for ALL cars

but we'll never see it

[sleek prism]

Kinda stupid some car is "too hot" to customize

[viral aspen]

maybe gta 6

[viral aspen]

i forgot

you are playing post

the purge

back in my day

pretty much every single vehicle on the street was either insurable or on a website

then

mercanary dlc happened

💥

[sleek prism]

I played gtao in 2014 iirc. Then came back in 2023

[viral aspen]

2014 was 11 years ago bro

👴

[sleek prism]

I know, I was 22

[sturdy tapir]

miko old

[potent niche]

Damn

[sturdy tapir]

[lament frigate]

Unfortunate

[viral aspen]

holy shit bro is 33

[sleek prism]

Yup :D

[viral aspen]

btw

[sleek prism]

Damn

[viral aspen]

we def playin tommorow

hmm

and omg

it feels so nice having someone playing at a normal fucking time for me

my other friends play super late

which i cant do cuz work schedule

im used to the malaysian being 12 hours ahead and the fellow yankee same timezone

[lament frigate]

The other POV https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219230956486135909/1417254295937486848/5b9a308c-99b4-42ca-9b9a-377ac135022b.mov?ex=68c9d06b&is=68c87eeb&hm=ed33daf5930e904c8af82b483a64722feb5ff200e1962b35fc0da27ec47a3160&

[sleek prism]

Hell yeah. I knew one guy who was 10hr behind. I was playing at 3 pm and for him it was 5 am "need to sleep, I have school"

[glad compass]

The greatest vehicle to grace GTA

My free Winky

[viral aspen]

which luckily when we play its like 2-5pm for me

[sleek prism]

Cayo career progress?

[glad compass]

yeah

[sleek prism]

[viral aspen]

i want that

do yopu have to get panther

to get the challenge

[glad compass]

nah

[viral aspen]

[glad compass]

None of it is very difficult either

There's only a few things I imagine a lot of people haven't done for it

The daily treasure chests and using every approach vehicle

[viral aspen]

actually i loved doing every approach vehicle

i think

on my og character i used when ccayo launched

i did evbery approach maybe once or twice

all stealth too

[glad compass]

Most of them aren't bad

But fuck the Patrol Boat

Shit is so gd slow

[viral aspen]

oh when i did that one i just went to drainage tunnel

[naive zenith]

Only did patrol boat for career

[sleek prism]

Not bad for heist but to escape in a prep

[glad compass]

lmfao

Why does the Winky have a special symbol on the map

[hollow owl]

Because Winky is special in a good way

[naive zenith]

First mr Faber job and got the max bonus

[primal sluice]

I wish the regular Hellfire was as driveable as this

[winged bane]

u drivin in atlanta or smth

[fleet sluice]

[glad compass]

Gauntler Hellfire is great to drive

It actually has personality unlike a lot of cars

low grip, high power with a good top end

[lucid lake]

There are many cars that are fun to drive, you just have to find them

If you want a car with personality, try the vamos

@lament frigate will attest to this

[glad compass]

The Vamos's personality is a psycopath

[lucid lake]

That's what makes it fun

It has shockingly grippy handling for a 60s muscle car but it will try to kill you at the slightest bump

[glad compass]

S95 is a lot of fun to drive. Requires good throttle control to get the most out of it in corners.

[lucid lake]

I don't like the S95 handling tbh

[glad compass]

Of my two HSW vehicles atm, it's easily my favorite to drive.

The Niobe is just so... boring.

[lucid lake]

The HSW car I remember the most about the handling of is the banshee

[glad compass]

It's fast and all, but it's not all that fun to drive.

[lucid lake]

The regular one

That thing handles like an absolute dream

[glad compass]

All time favorite is probably the Rapid GT Classic

Such a fun Sports Classic car

[hollow glade]

Eh I disagree. It goes so fast that it’s good handling kinda equals out. It’s easy to drive sure but u have to be on ur toes if ur really pushing it to the limits

S95 is a fun drive but I enjoy the Niobe a bit more

[hollow glade]

GTS definitely handles better but I still appreciate the original Banshee, better handling and driving experience than some think

[flint flower]

Niobe's handling is lovely

[lament frigate]

FUCK NO

[alpine basin]

whats wrong with the vamos, don't need performance when you can look like a drop out with too much money

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Anyone online in gta?!

[sleek prism]

Its not even 8 am

[alpine basin]

its not even 10pm yet

[rancid parcel]

It's currently high noon

Fix your clocks

[alpine basin]

the noon isn't so high

[sleek prism]

Still monday?

[alpine basin]

yea

[tidal yew]

Its Tuesday for me

10:32 AM

[plucky burrow]

I'm high

[rancid parcel]

No you're bald.

[plucky burrow]

[tidal yew]

@real peak

[cunning python]

https://x.com/TezFunz2/status/1967773860910235992

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

As of yesterday, Rockstar Games has discontinued the messaging feature on their website/Social Club. In-game messaging is unaffected.

https://t.co/RoPcaHm1Ax

X · Sep 16, 2025, 2:13 AM

They keep taking more chat features from us

[west stirrup]

So is this the DM thing on pc

Or wait

[cunning python]

No the website

Nothing big but it was nice to use sometimes

[rancid parcel]

They're gonna announce the delay for Gta 6 next, watch.

[cunning python]

I read a rumor somewhere about October 26

Wouldn't be a bad time tbh

Or december

Ps5+gta 6 combo pack woweeeee

I might even buy that unironically

[west stirrup]

Wher proof

[vocal geode]

But you have ps already and gta

[cunning python]

It's not proof. It's a rumor

So basically, source: someone's ass

[west stirrup]

Tom herderson?

[cunning python]

Idr bro

I read it somewhere. Thought it was bs and moved on

[rancid parcel]

That's not a rumor thats just some random nonsense and you fell for it

[cunning python]

I didn't fell for anything

I specifically called it a rumor

[rancid parcel]

You're sharing it so technically you did.

[cunning python]

But I thought it'd be funny to bring it up anyway to stir the poy

Successfully too

[rancid parcel]

Sharing gta 6 release date to a pc gamer is insane.

[cunning python]

We ain't getting gta 6

On pc

[rancid parcel]

No u are

[cunning python]

I don't own a Playstation

Anyway. That I was trying to say, I do think it makes more sense to release it later in the year

[cunning python]

Is he any reliable

[west stirrup]

Dunno tbh

[cunning python]

Yeah I googled it rumors do come. Form him

But idk I couldn't care less about leaks or delay news

[rancid parcel]

It's not rumors Josh...

[cunning python]

Ain't gonna make the game come. Quicker, hypes u up for something u can't play

[sturdy tapir]

spin

[cunning python]

What's the definition of a rumor

[rancid parcel]

Mentioned by many is considered a rumor

That is info from just 1 guy

And he's a nobody

[cunning python]

To me he sure is

But Remy knows him

[rancid parcel]

Tom Hanks?

[cunning python]

Who is that

[rancid parcel]

Idk

[cunning python]

I'm bad with actor names

[west stirrup]

[rancid parcel]

How did you even know he's an actor

[cunning python]

🙂

Valk do you have a Playstation

Or Xbox

[rancid parcel]

Used to have a ps4 but it decides it wants to go sky diving

[cunning python]

That's nice

I only have a pc

That wouldn't be up for the task of running 6

[rancid parcel]

Ita Not even exist yet to run

[cunning python]

If lucky we might see it on pc before 2030

But would it be a bad idea to get a Playstation purely for 6

That's what I wonder

[rancid parcel]

Thats a bad idea

[cunning python]

Maybe but why

[rancid parcel]

Buying a whole ps5 for a single game is dumb

[cunning python]

I would agree

But surely I'd find more games to play on it

[rancid parcel]

That's reasonable

[cunning python]

But who knows when ps6 come?!

Gta 6 e&e

[rancid parcel]

Ugh.

I need sleep for energy for dcmm3

[cunning python]

But wait

[rancid parcel]

Josh silliness is making me tired.

[cunning python]

U wouldn't get a ps5 for 6?

Or u gonna wait pc

[rancid parcel]

I'm gonna wait on PC

[cunning python]

I'm not silly :(!

A woman of patience for sure then

[west stirrup]

[sturdy tapir]

[tidal yew]

[fleet sluice]

[cunning python]

Ceo crates 2x when

Need a reason to play enhanced

Been a year no?

[burnt maple]

Want a slice of pizza?

[sturdy tapir]

Nah

[burnt maple]

It’s exquisite

[burnt maple]

30 fps

[cunning python]

Is fine

[inner kiln]

not when you are used to 60+

[burnt maple]

It’s 2025 we have 60 120 144 why is 30 here

[cunning python]

On ps5?

[burnt maple]

No thats an underpowered ancient relic am talking about real performance (pc)

[cunning python]

Okay?

I don't really see the point in your comment

E&e has 60fps mode, not sure if 6 will be able to run 60

But I'd rather have more graphics than fps when it's a story game

[sturdy tapir]

[cunning python]

It ain't a shooter or competitive game

I played rdr2 on max settings on my shitty pc at 30-40 fps usually

[sturdy tapir]

But isn't the 30fps lock due to xbox series s being included in the List of consoles that will get gta 6

[west stirrup]

yse

[cunning python]

I ain't a console gamer unlike my roles suggest, but this seems like console hate 😤

[silent portal]

console wars in the big 2025... let me just go buy a bottle of sobe because it must be 2005 again

[lament frigate]

If I ever run out of garage space my vamos is the first to go

[tame holly]

nah the vamos wants to kill you at every opportunity, its fun

[lament frigate]

Don't think it ever left my garage

[burnt maple]

Different people different preferences

[burnt maple]

Try hsw tampa gt soap on wheels

[burnt maple]

Nein it depends on the developer

[cunning python]

So in summary: you pinged me to bash a console for no reason just to state the obvious

[burnt maple]

Series s will be 30 fps can’t say the same for others

[burnt maple]

Eye ping you because 30 is not fine

[cunning python]

Of course it's a preference thing, I think it will run 60tho

But there's no need to call it a "underpowered ancient relic"

That's what my pc is and I love my pc 😤

[young copper]

Stuck on clouds and kept getting rockstar is unavailable, so I contacted R* support, you won't believe what they told me to do

Create a new user

[sturdy tapir]

WOWWW

10/10 SUPPORT FRFR

[young copper]

Fun fact: It was Tier 2

And a beautiful note to cover your day

I should work part time for them as I've fixed so many issues of people in this server and this tier 2 support don't know what type of errors are

[sturdy tapir]

I at this point genuinely think Rockstar support is TROLLING

[young copper]

Well I believe you cause this is 36th conversation so far

38*

[sturdy tapir]

HOLY FUCK

[alpine basin]

Only 38?

[sturdy tapir]

[alpine basin]

that seems a too few for it to be a real report

[young copper]

They still can't fix a minor glitch that took over a month

Keep giving me millions in compensation

[sturdy tapir]

Average Rockstar developer when there's a bug that ruins game:
Money glitch:

[alpine basin]

Its hush money, they hope you stop talking about it until you forget about it

[young copper]

I won't let them go easy though

[sturdy tapir]

Paying like we took an NBA player to court

[young copper]

Cause this was their support mistake

[sturdy tapir]

😭

[tame holly]

they'll never fix godmode glitches are they ?

nor the d5 windows

[alpine basin]

You are mistaken

Its not the windows, its the entire hitbox.

[young copper]

I'd ask for a lifetime worth compensation

Or maybe gta 6 copy in advance

[sturdy tapir]

When their priority is ensuring sharkcard sales are above the minimum profit margin, you goddamn know them will be like steam support on the money glitches

[alpine basin]

the d5 doesn't actually need anything to be bulletproof, the windows aren't what causes it, the hitboxes for the doors are solid

[sturdy tapir]

Assassinated instantly the money glitches to increase sharkcard sales

[viral aspen]

Don did you fix your gta

[young copper]

As a person who used to mod and make cars, this problem is because of the outer layer car model there is a layer which is not visible but present which causes this glitch I'll share the model of this car to you guys

[young copper]

Yea sort of

[alpine basin]

I know, its not of interest to me since I know of it, but they might want to see it

[young copper]

The thing is they've to forward an update with the updated model file and entries that's why they're not able to do it until a big dlc update I am sure they're aware of it they probably fixed it too but they're just waiting for the moment to push a big update also sometimes glitches are meant to keep you know

[alpine basin]

They should have long since fixed it though, its already survived past 3 game build updates, which is why I suggested people to get and use it until its gone

they don't have to wait for dlc's to do stuff, its only for game build updates, but they've been slow at an impressive speed to let it survive this long

[sturdy tapir]

Rockstar:

[young copper]

am sorry but it doesnt work that way, for changing the file they'll need full game stop which you might've realised its not stopped until its released you've to update the game and these weekly updates doesnt need this

[alpine basin]

That is what a game build update is, changing the files and requiring a full update, weekly updates are planned months in advance, thats why I don't mention they do things that way.

[tame holly]

its surprising they didn't patch it for money fronts

[alpine basin]

Doesn't surprise me at least, they are caring less and less, not that they cared to begin with

[young copper]

wow Coquette Blackfin is mentioned as coquette5 in their files

[tame holly]

weird how its this high at the time it was released I think there was only 3 coquette total

the og, the classic and the blackfin

D10, D1 and d5 were released after 100%

[rancid parcel]

Maybe the blackfin was the chosen to be glitched bulletproof and not the D5

[young copper]

am working coquette6 is d5

finding a clue

[tame holly]

tf is d10 and d1 then ?

3 and 4 ? I'm assuming the 2013 one is just coquette for the model name

[young copper]

well the structure looks good to me

[plucky burrow]

@young copper

[young copper]

yo

[plucky burrow]

[young copper]

you want me to remove something from the game for you?

[opal rock]

Yes remove yourself please

[young copper]

how

[opal rock]

Idk that’s your job Don

Time for a bit of gta action

[young copper]

well Boss only give commands to others I never gave command to a boss cause am the boss so idk thats possible

sorry mate

[west stirrup]

Dam you work for roksar?

[young copper]

sometimes

[west stirrup]

Wen

[alpine basin]

Remove all 600,000+ lines of code, time travel and prevent them from releasing buying gta+ and shark cards

[young copper]

I went back in time and look what I found

guys this is amazing

idk why this old mlo is present but I've never seen this in my entire gta life

[valid wasp]

dang it was ugly

[young copper]

ofc shark cards accepted

I just realised why it was present here, its the base game

see they never changed it

[silent portal]

its present in singleplayer still

[young copper]

but this is not how it looks in singleplayer though

[silent portal]

Is it not? Been a lil too long for me

[untold dock]

it is

[silent portal]

shark cards also existed before R* used them as mobile game currency btw

[young copper]

I mean this is how it looks now?

[silent portal]

They're just an ig brand

[young copper]

I went there in legacy just a month ago

its same as new

but couldnt go in ofc

[plucky burrow]

Why are you in whatever the hell this is

[young copper]

its fun out here

[young copper]

see small map

[opal rock]

Bro is hacking

[plucky burrow]

Piracy

[alpine basin]

flashbacks

[young copper]

you captured this today?

[alpine basin]

a few months ago playing with people in online

[sleek prism]

"few" ?

[young copper]

in online?

[alpine basin]

maybe its been more than a few, I forgot when, I can look

[young copper]

this is singleplayer mlo

[plucky burrow]

Looks like gta sa casino

[alpine basin]

you haven't played with me in the past but its all in online, Im more of a different kind of modder

[plucky burrow]

[young copper]

yea this is from beta or launch

[plucky burrow]

How do I stop the wobble

[alpine basin]

whats this from then? Since you can enlighten me I guess

[plucky burrow]

Literally me rn

[young copper]

I meant right now casino is different in single player

[sturdy tapir]

I know you blind but you gotta see this

[sleek prism]

See what

[sturdy tapir]

🤣 🤣

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

[opal rock]

What is that?

[alpine basin]

this is when I sent this message, Took it on the spot, it uses time cycles to change parts of the map, which is apart of GTA's code
#gta-media message

[young copper]

oh

cause you know this is present today also in as base they just overlapped visuals

so yea possible

[alpine basin]

thats why you see peds floating, they are the ones inside the penthouse / rooftop, and aren't removed when you do it unless you use a deletion tool to do it manually

[young copper]

yea

I only modded singleplayer though

and gtasa for like 3 4 years

I sold like 10 copies of gta sa in my local store

it was a lot for me back then

[alpine basin]

I mainly do things like object mashing, time cycles, and of course filter stuff, I've had quite a bit of work posted in all of the gta channels with videos, images, and so on of what I've done

(and stalking / messing with people obv)

[young copper]

well idk if thats still possible after battle eye am finding hard to open files in enhanced now

[alpine basin]

Yea I do things on enhanced now, I've just been a little hushed down on things, specially with being in the crew here

[young copper]

I see

[alpine basin]

One of my more re-maked things, I used to take these but its harder now, I use to have a ton of the zr-350 pictures like this but its not as easy to do time-map stuff like the sky

and for reference this is what the legacy version looked like, months before enhanced was even announced

[young copper]

nice weather you got there mate

[tidal yew]

U driving on Mars?!

[alpine basin]

Traffic on mars today is terrible man, all these rovers in the way

[tidal yew]

Y not just

To help clear the traffic

[alpine basin]

Mid, alright, horrible mid, I can't use it right, too fun for me

[tidal yew]

Ouch.... nvm then

[alpine basin]

It could be a besra with that second one though, it uses the jet icon

[tidal yew]

U got some people to help clear traffic too

Like the one from gta crew ace guy

[alpine basin]

I got the old guys too, like that pasty protato guy who disappears and appears whenever, or HaosSpecialWorks

[tidal yew]

Doesn't ring a bell

[burnt maple]

His name is muscles in discord

[burnt maple]

I cleared @sturdy tapir the other day

[opal rock]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @opal rock

[tidal yew]

Tf

[lament frigate]

How do I block LJT

annoying ass motherfucker

[sleek prism]

Agreed

[burnt maple]

You mean MJT?

[hollow owl]

Who's MJT

[viral aspen]

Back in my day he used to call you

https://youtu.be/kavt3eLVCEU?si=k6FxF2QsS9yhShy1

[primal sluice]

Slides out a tad bit much

The way the Interceptor drives is more enjoyable to me

[hollow owl]

I like cars that slip a bit while driving

[primal sluice]

not completely saved from sliding out, but still pretty controllable

[primal sluice]

So do i, but it really depends

on how much it slides

[hollow owl]

Yeah just what I was about to say

Some slip more than others

No idea why the Virtue likes to spin

[hollow glade]

Hellfire really would be fire with HSW. Similar to vigero

[sturdy tapir]

Lester is annoying

[sturdy tapir]

MAH TRUCK

[rancid parcel]

here we go again.

[broken musk]

Based

L-J-Teeehhhhhhh!!!

[alpine basin]

"The savage was destroyed" 💔

[rancid parcel]

very helpful.

[burnt maple]

I think pizza would keep you motivated

[rancid parcel]

NO

YOUR PIZZAS ARE HORRIBLE TAYLOR SWIFT

[burnt maple]

Ayyy this one is normal check again

[rancid parcel]

YOURE VIOLATING THE PIZZA

[burnt maple]

Are you sure? Did you check again?

It’s a knife

Don’t you use knife to cut pizza?

[alpine basin]

A really circular knife but sure

[burnt maple]

Check dms

[alpine basin]

Im too scared to

[burnt maple]

Jesus Christ

How can someone be scared of pixels

[rancid parcel]

can we ban Taylor Swift for pizza terrorizing?

[alpine basin]

Ion wanna look at it

whatever it is, will remain unknown to me, its for the better

[fossil dagger]

I did that yesterday Why are you doing it? Cmm?

[sleek prism]

You are god damn right. He kept posting them in a group chat. I left chat, he added me back. After I deleted him from my friends, pics stopped coming.

[hollow owl]

Taylor, did you use your private jet to fly down to your nearest 7-Eleven again

[craggy mica]

Doomsday always

[viral aspen]

Isnt my video but it was the best i could find of LJT calling you

[broken musk]

I’d just be smashing my hand on the desk irl, uttering how much I want to kill LJT lol

[viral aspen]

it was even worse if you had all mc businesses

[broken musk]

I have all the mc businesses and they are all 100% full all the time

[alpine basin]

who else would I pay to be a suck up over the phone though?

[viral aspen]

I mean now he just texts you

[broken musk]

Suck up? Nah he accuses my meth operation as something I do so I have it all for personal consumption

[alpine basin]

Im a legit business person, you'd never see me admiting of whatever this "meth operation" is, this ain't going to look good on your court record

[broken musk]

He also has the ability to thwart anything i am doing with a business defence

[broken musk]

My criminal record occupies seventeen separate storage units bro they are going to need to expand it soon

Besides I have a net worth of 1.7B, the worst they will do is give me a slap on the wrist

[alpine basin]

Only seventeen? jeez man

[celest wyvern]

You mean "that thing of ours"?

What lab

[alpine basin]

never heard of it

[celest wyvern]

Ain't never seen or heard of no lab

[broken musk]

What lab? That’s where I keep my farming equipment

[celest wyvern]

Yeah, John Deere certified

[alpine basin]

Makes you a prime target, moonshine is commonly ran out of these

[broken musk]

Security is pointless anyways

I have security for all my MC businesses but the second I register as an MC I will have to deal with b2b raids

[alpine basin]

still bought it for the fun of it, funnily enough, my businesses rarely ever get raided

My most raided thing is probably my CEO warehouses

[broken musk]

Agreed, although I have learned that as long as I never register as a MC president I cannot get my MC businesses raided so it’s mainly my bunker, nightclub, or warehouses

Which is probably why I get raided immediately after registering, because I never use MC lol

[rancid parcel]

god im exhausted

gta drains so much

[broken musk]

I’m retired

[long cobalt]

did you finish the cmm

[broken musk]

Retirement has been great

[alpine basin]

sadly retirement is not really retirement, its just a way to hide from the truth we are stuck with the same content over and over

[celest wyvern]

I recently came back. Everyone I've helped in freemode has shot me lmao

[broken musk]

Nah I mean I haven’t really played much the past few weeks

[rancid parcel]

Is it possible to call out a Rhino during Escort ULP Setups?

[celest wyvern]

..maybe? It's a Pegasus vehicle

[broken musk]

I don’t think so

absolutely useless

No shit I cannot call a real Pegasus for GTAO gameplay

[tame holly]

I am 90% sure pegasus is locked during heists

[hollow owl]

Just use Vigilante

I did that

[rancid parcel]

doomsday heist can

[rancid parcel]

you're not helpful, go away

[hollow owl]

[celest wyvern]

Damn

Got you trace

[hollow owl]

Thats not very nice Valkyrie

Trying to give you tips

[flint flower]

"Here's why you can't make this call in real life"

Well there goes my plan

[broken musk]

[tame holly]

next you are going to tell me I can't call lester to remove the cops for free

[real peak]

Quack :V

[flint flower]

So far I only know of Act 2 finale

[vocal geode]

Is the summer park ranger outfit only available for this week ?

[opal rock]

Only for the next 20min

My source is “trust me bro”

[wicked sundial]

It's the phrasing, but I'm not sure if this is correct:

[wintry ermine]

Average gta player thinking the world revolves around gtaO

[wicked sundial]

I know you can call your mechanic to spawn personal vehicles even with only 2 players on that mission, such as to use the Insurgent Pick-Up Custom instead of the Chernobog after using a D5 to clear the first part.

[wicked sundial]

Not sure you understand how AI works/learns

[wintry ermine]

I do. They don't
They ask a general AI random words and expect it for the AI to figure out exactly what they're talking about

You used key words such as gta

They went very vague

You can smash your head into ur keyboard and find lots of matches to whatever gets typed out

[wicked sundial]

It's ok, no big deal

We're all learning how to use it better

[wintry ermine]

Don't think he wants to learn since he just calls it useless

[gray parcel]

chatgpt is bretty good for gtao info if you know how to ask

[wicked sundial]

I'll have to check it out

[wintry ermine]

Even if you ask properly, you still have to narrow things down by urself

Like if you ask it "what cars have x feature" like special doors, it can give a good list but theres a high chance a few of the cars named aren't correct

Even the wiki has that wrong

Still, thats better than asking what car the reaper is based on and it saying its a lambo

The amount of people that just go with it

[gray parcel]

the biggest thing is mentioning time frame since things in the game change so often and information can conflict itself

[vocal geode]

Anyone know anything about this ?

[opal rock]

It could be just this week it could be longer, r* haven’t specifically said, you think someone has a crystal ball?

[vocal geode]

Simple yes or no would suffice no need for remarks

[opal rock]

No one knows lol

Ask John rockstar

[gray parcel]

i would assume just for the week

unless it's like cop month

[opal rock]

Is that yes or no?

[tame holly]

rcv on sale next reset trust

[gray parcel]

🗣️

we're like 4 months deep into this limited period

[tame holly]

fomo that never ends

[vocal geode]

Yes exactly why asked I was confused too about this

Thanks for the help

[fossil dagger]

Bro are you surprised? How long hasn't the d5 been bulletproof? Rockstar doesn't care 😭

[vocal geode]

March/april maybe

[broken musk]

AI is dumb

[opal rock]

So confusing

[vocal geode]

And it can’t be fixed until a downloadable update is pushed

[opal rock]

Just get it this week not exactly hard to obtain

[tame holly]

idc about the outfit nor the park ranger

[vocal geode]

I never clicked 10 animal photographs thats why Im asking

Otherwise I wouldn’t have

[opal rock]

You don’t need animal photographs

Just need to purchase the vehicle

[vocal geode]

Yes you do if you want to unlock the car

[opal rock]

Which requires 1 photograph

[vocal geode]

To purchase it

[vocal geode]

It says 10

Ill click on random animal pic and see

[opal rock]

I thought 10 is for discounted price

[vocal geode]

Hmmm

[opal rock]

Yeah 10 is for trade price

[vocal geode]

Aight thanks Ill unlock it easily then

[wicked sundial]

And all animals (15) to get it free

But, I went with 1

[vocal geode]

[viral aspen]

Fr?

[gray parcel]

i wish my terminus had a ranger livery

[wicked sundial]

Per Gtabase.com:

I haven't confirmed it myself.

[viral aspen]

I know what im doing

Then

[burnt maple]

You spying on me

[vocal geode]

Who is taylor ?

[young copper]

some doesnt spawn

[sturdy tapir]

Taylor Perrera(if you know the game you know)

[cunning python]

Is it still 2x

Or was that 1 week ago

[wicked sundial]

Are you talking about Dispatch Work? That's this GTA week.

[cunning python]

What you really need is about 10 coffees to get through that boring ass setup

[fossil dagger]

[oblique sky]

Is the map site we use down?

[fossil dagger]

Fuckass game bro

[sleek prism]

https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/26vf10r7s6bm

No?

[oblique sky]

Might be my dorm ISP.

[sleek prism]

Damn

[oblique sky]

I was just trying to take advantage of the 2x

Oh well.

[fossil dagger]

Bro like what

photograph 1 animal as part of shoot animals photography

Where is thattt

[sturdy tapir]

Not too far from paleto bay

[fossil dagger]

Ls tourist board?

[sturdy tapir]

yup

That's where you can see what animals you gotta photograph

[fossil dagger]

Bet thanks

[oblique sky]

My face when I realize I forgot to put bullet proof tires on my police bike.

[hollow owl]

My job is done

[candid veldt]

this one doesnt work either 🙁

at least it isnt like on the terminus where the entire front gets deleted

[swift trail]

https://fixupx.com/TezFunz2/status/1967980782816989245

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

Discord Rich Presence is now available as a setting in the Rockstar Games Launcher to share your rich presence in supported titles.
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FixupX · Sep 16, 2025, 3:55 PM

[candid veldt]

but what is rich presense?

shows what Im doing now in gta on discord?

[vocal geode]

Whats this ?

[plucky burrow]

GTA V ENHANCED: STRIP CLUB 43:46

for example

the playstation thing