gta-online-mk2

[autumn epoch]

aint no fucking way you people genuinely think its that bad

[untold dock]

it's that bad

stance is a plight

[swift trail]

it is that bad

[viral aspen]

its better than like a lifted truck you see IRL but

its like the opposite

[opal rock]

Don’t be mean, it’s not that bad

[viral aspen]

W car

[opal rock]

Ok I’m lying

[vocal geode]

[viral aspen]

absolute gangster car

[autumn epoch]

a whole lot of shit talking when you know that i can go even lower

[untold dock]

donk

[vocal geode]

[viral aspen]

im a slanted wheel hater so slightly better but id rather walk than sit passenger or driver in that

[vocal geode]

a legendary thing in existence

[autumn epoch]

so you people think this is better

[untold dock]

significantly

[viral aspen]

lemme see stock suspension

[autumn epoch]

wait thats a bad pov

[autumn epoch]

doesnt convey my expression

[glad compass]

My game has only ever crashed twice and both times were in a Public Lobby. Coincidence?

[vocal geode]

nah im just sharing car images unrelated to whats happening here

[vocal geode]

mudder maybe

[glad compass]

Aw we don't have GIF permissions in here? party poopers

I was gonna post a gif from the Incredibles of the teacher saying "I think not!"

[glad compass]

It was absolutely a menu kid

Maybe I need a higher level or something

[vocal geode]

[autumn epoch]

we cant send tenor here :(

[glad compass]

[autumn epoch]

but we can send gifs from other sources, even tenor but it cant be a tenor link

if the url starts with a tenor.c^m

we cant use the gif

[viral aspen]

so much better

[autumn epoch]

but a child could go under that, i HAVE to use at least sport suspension

[viral aspen]

good thing there arent any children in GTAO

[autumn epoch]

hideo tweet moment

[viral aspen]

huh

[vocal geode]

come outside its boring

[glad compass]

I just wish the cambered tires some cars get at lower suspensions was a toggle. Fucking hate how they look.

[autumn epoch]

not possible

[untold dock]

retinue mk2 is especially bad

[autumn epoch]

there is a limit on how much you can lower the suspension

if you want to go lower, you have to stance the tires

[untold dock]

either you have it at monster truck height or have camber

ít's so bad

[glad compass]

Ok, but like, how are you going to call something Competition suspension

and then stance the tires

Maybe for a drift competition

[untold dock]

scraping road markings competition

[glad compass]

You'd get laughed off a track for that

[autumn epoch]

limbo competition

[glad compass]

bro wtf

The game didn't save my last two preps

Gotta get the Cloner and Cutting Torch again

[autumn epoch]

i dont remember which stand this was but im pretty sure this is a jojo reference

@sturdy tapir

[sturdy tapir]

Helo what is it

[vocal geode]

Funky wifi today or p2p issues

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

Me

[autumn epoch]

jarvis = jojo reference

[sturdy tapir]

He Pose Pose pose🗣️ 💥

[autumn epoch]

noi meahn

[vocal geode]

Gojo is better

[autumn epoch]

jarvis's time stoppedcx

i cant type

[sturdy tapir]

🤣

[sturdy tapir]

IM PLANTING SPAIK

[autumn epoch]

its the kia ad

wow

i pull up in the "what the fuck is that dawg"

[vocal geode]

I have that

Trevors toy car

[sturdy tapir]

toy car in GTA⁉️ ⁉️

[autumn epoch]

im calling it hes going to add a

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

Echo murdered me

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

Also go in first person @autumn epoch to do that

[autumn epoch]

i play in first person

[vocal geode]

U have to press tab and left click at the same time and release it after 2-3 seconds

If the bullets shoots on its own the thing worked

Good Job

[autumn epoch]

pluh

[vocal geode]

[autumn epoch]

yea i cant get it to work

[vocal geode]

U killed me when I had bullet and I was about to rapid fire the sheriff

[autumn epoch]

...glup

[vocal geode]

Read the message

I shared it for u

[autumn epoch]

kill me

ty

now no wanted level

[vocal geode]

[autumn epoch]

huh

[vocal geode]

Do bribe authorities

Or cops turn blind eye from lester

Or just start raf missions to avoid cops

[autumn epoch]

already used bribe

[vocal geode]

Lets teleport

Or Job warp is better suited word

[autumn epoch]

ok now im free

[vocal geode]

Nice

U wanna see rapid firing ?

Rpgs

[burnt maple]

@autumn epoch invite me inside

[autumn epoch]

ik how to rapid fire anything

[vocal geode]

Nice

[autumn epoch]

shoot tab tab shoot tab tab and so on

[vocal geode]

Steam in wildin bruh

[autumn epoch]

maxing out the gpu

[vocal geode]

I can’t warp tp properly

[sleek prism]

Are you bored

[vocal geode]

Nah

[sleek prism]

ok

[vocal geode]

I just like to tp around the map

Yup warp tp is wildin rn

It threw me into another session

[burnt maple]

Am afk

[burnt maple]

I play with vsync on so cap at 60 fps

[opal rock]

How you typed this then

[autumn epoch]

ill go afk

[burnt maple]

Am afk in gta online

[autumn epoch]

afiak thats not how it works

[opal rock]

Try afk in life it’s good fun

[vocal geode]

Anyways Ill log off now

[vocal geode]

I open GtaO to help this guy but blud was afk for 30 mins and now is afk again

[sturdy tapir]

[autumn epoch]

back

[burnt maple]

🤣

[autumn epoch]

@broken musk how much free time do you have

[vocal geode]

Is this him ?

[sturdy tapir]

He going down to LS 🗣️ ‼️

[hollow owl]

🛒 👨 ?

[sleek prism]

No, he plays on 🥚 📦

[autumn epoch]

wouldnt it be 🥚🥚🥚📦

[sleek prism]

Maybe

[glad compass]

Instead of the red ring of death he gets a rotten egg

[burnt maple]

I come back in 30 minutes

[vocal geode]

[hollow owl]

They ain't coming back

[sturdy tapir]

fr

[viral aspen]

EGG EGG EGG BOX

[sturdy tapir]

eeeeeeeg box

[burnt maple]

I ain’t coming back

[vocal geode]

Blud thought i was waiting for him

[broken musk]

O shit

Lemme see if I can have my Xbox username changed to Eric cartman

[sturdy tapir]

@broken musk did you misspell orange man in your bio

[broken musk]

That’s the point

[sturdy tapir]

how though

[broken musk]

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism send the peak clip with 0 context

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism apparently i dont even own shades ]

[sleek prism]

we can visit in a shop

[viral aspen]

lets do 2nd mission first

also

[sleek prism]

ok

[viral aspen]

should i use this money for kosatka or acid lab then use money i get from that for kosatka

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

kosatka first, easy money to buy acid lab after first cayo

[viral aspen]

me and mikko being corrupt rn

[naive zenith]

Forgot how small the Bogdan bonus is

You gotta get less than 5% of avenger damage for a mere 50K

[viral aspen]

which is like piss ez

[sturdy tapir]

Officer tenpenny approved type of activities 🥀

[naive zenith]

If you don't get close to it maybe

If you bring it to shore yeah good luck getting less than 5%

[merry marsh]

im like 99% sure this is the first time the player does any hard drugs (not alcohol, cigs or weed)

but acid

[naive zenith]

Btw I think the Coquette sirens are bugged

Sometimes they're still on despite turning them off but no audio

[viral aspen]

we always got less than 5% using the jetski method

they buffed bogdan since then too

[naive zenith]

The Bogdan dialogue is engraved in my head

[viral aspen]

wait waiit waitr wait wait a minute

avon is

asshole

thats right

fucking losers

IM IN CHARGE

[naive zenith]

Him and Hertz, want us to kill each other

Ah I don't believe a word of it

[viral aspen]

this outdated low tech submarine will self destruct in 60 seconds

[sleek prism]

@viral aspen driving with Rubio

[viral aspen]

exposing me like that wtf mane

[sleek prism]

D:

[sturdy tapir]

[glad compass]

anyone been experiencing an odd influx of connection related issues in heists today?

Like, I've had issues in the past, but today is nuts.

[burnt maple]

In legacy yes

[vocal geode]

Hes a liar don’t trust him

[burnt maple]

Bro fuck you

[fierce mason]

I see nothing wrong

[oblique sky]

Yes. Run the harmless an innocent NPC over.

[tidal yew]

[viral aspen]

That was me not mikkp

[autumn epoch]

laugh

[simple wren]

Haha

[alpine basin]

fake, he took off so this is not real, the pilot always fails taking off

[autumn epoch]

i have no footage

but guess what our pilot ace here did

flew into a telephone pole

[alpine basin]

so real, 10/10 move

[autumn epoch]

and now hes sending food gore

im genuinely going to do things raptor wont like

[fleet sluice]

it says lose the cops. it doesn’t say how

[sleek prism]

What mission

[autumn epoch]

prison break

[alpine basin]

Im pretty sure flying into a telephone pole isn't the "Best" way to lose the cops but it sure does work

[sleek prism]

Cant wait to do those og heists for career progress

[fleet sluice]

why question the method if the end result gets whats needed

[autumn epoch]

if you get a competent team

im down

[sleek prism]

Great

@autumn epoch maybe meatball and.. hmm

[opal rock]

That would then make the team incompetent

[autumn epoch]

...

[opal rock]

Joke obv

[fleet sluice]

every team is incompetent. just depends on the severity

[sleek prism]

Oh thats kirby

[fleet sluice]

just because i know what i’m doing doesn’t stop me from doing the dumbest thing possible for my own entertainment

[fleet sluice]

indeed

hallo

[sleek prism]

[tame holly]

Being competent is hard when the game throw you rapid fire enemies + typical R* jank

[fleet sluice]

give me a sticky bomb and an open car window

[tame holly]

Yeah i also sometimes do stupid stuff but most of the time its those 2 issue

[fleet sluice]

im about to make some magic happen

[tame holly]

How do you get a car inside a building for Doomsday act 1 and 3 ?

[fleet sluice]

where there’s a will there’s a way

i did have one of the mesa’s spawn inside the facility on act 1 before randomly, idk how

act 3 is simple

[autumn epoch]

finally in inv only

peace of mind

[fleet sluice]

am i invited

[plucky burrow]

(Invite, 0)

[fleet sluice]

this makes me not want to play gta again

[sleek prism]

@viral aspen
Are we driving over npcs today

[burnt maple]

I explained my controller battery died

[burnt maple]

It’s just pizza

[rancid parcel]

its food terrorism

[burnt maple]

This is some cinematic shit locked 24 fps

[sleek prism]

"just pizza"

[opal rock]

Noob

Why don’t you have it plugged in

[rancid parcel]

hmm dispatch work cooldown is taking over a min

[sleek prism]

Shouldnt

[rancid parcel]

10mins in

[sleek prism]

Wtf

Trying to do 3 for outfit?

[rancid parcel]

still waiting for the 3rd

[long cobalt]

I have finally arrived

at 22fps

[sleek prism]

Vincent keep saying no dispatch work?

[rancid parcel]

gotta wait for him to call no?

[sleek prism]

No

[rancid parcel]

or im using a wrong police car

[sleek prism]

Press B

[rancid parcel]

okay nvm

he called

[silk shuttle]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[sleek prism]

Your specs?

[silk shuttle]

his specs:

[sleek prism]

Sus pect

[long cobalt]

i3 13th gen with the iGPU

lol

[sleek prism]

[untold dock]

speed

[sleek prism]

Laptop?

[long cobalt]

yes

[alpine basin]

How did it even allow you to install the game, there are people with far better specs who get denied access to installing

[long cobalt]

directx 12 moment I think

[alpine basin]

feels tough sometimes for those people

[sleek prism]

speed

[rancid parcel]

re retirement time

[burnt maple]

How

[sleek prism]

You know the hat bug?

[rancid parcel]

yes

[sleek prism]

Good

[rancid parcel]

lol got it instantly

[sleek prism]

Put some shades

[autumn epoch]

i dont think i need other cop cars

[rancid parcel]

nah im no law worker

FREEDOM

[autumn epoch]

terminus? idk id have to play a heist to afford it

[autumn epoch]

the police bike is on sale....

ill check my progress on casino preps

[burnt maple]

Average day as a cop

[sleek prism]

drinking a beer Dax gave us

[alpine basin]

Im a chump so I bought it full price :(

[autumn epoch]

...glup

[burnt maple]

Speaking of dax

[autumn epoch]

well the bike was released a few months ago

[burnt maple]

I need to start first dose

[autumn epoch]

so its not that bad

[alpine basin]

I bought it within like 30 seconds of it being out so theres that

[autumn epoch]

yea so its not that bad

it seems that the thing was bugged

because i started a "scope out casino" and rejoined

and now the vault has been scoped

thats cool

now how do i reroll the vault contents

[burnt maple]

There’s a replay for casino

[silk shuttle]

speedrun strat confirmed?

[autumn epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377985958338625536/1416112868566499499/845234930057216012.webp

[west stirrup]

Huh

[west stirrup]

Call lester and cancel Scapino heist

[autumn epoch]

after i change this fuse

[viral aspen]

We'll see partner

👮

[west stirrup]

[autumn epoch]

tf you mean ””

[west stirrup]

What fuses

[autumn epoch]

the thing that pops if too much current goes through it

[west stirrup]

Ouhh

[autumn epoch]

ok took a while but we got power

OMFG

HARD MODE G6 GOLD

this is going on replay

[tame holly]

I dont like replay glitches, its just boring to do the same thing all the time

[autumn epoch]

true, but i like the part where you already know what to do

[tame holly]

Well for casino its just knowing how to do gruppe sechs and sns

[autumn epoch]

damn i defaulted to cayo replay

but yeah casino is easy

[tame holly]

The only reason to do the others is for trade price or career progress

You dont even need to do agressive elite since you can just get 1 more awards with the arcade games

[swift trail]

heisting

decent take for tequila

[rancid parcel]

Started off as a lonewolf (even self committed), begins to play with others and now doing replay Glitches, how the time has changed a person

[tame holly]

I am still glitch free for money with my main character

Well that's if you dont count the gold dupe glitch that existed when casino heist came out

[opal rock]

No elite challenge?

[swift trail]

missed a shot right before exiting the compound

[opal rock]

Tut tut

[sleek prism]

Comfy alr heisting on laptop?

[sturdy tapir]

[untold dock]

taking handouts

[sleek prism]

@sturdy tapir

[sturdy tapir]

Wat is it miko

[sleek prism]

Dont you have eyes or brains

[sturdy tapir]

I just barely woke up

[sleek prism]

Back to sleep

Restart yourself

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

~2600 tomates more to catch him up

[vocal geode]

[autumn epoch]

@sturdy tapir vs @karmic dagger which one gets banned first

wait actually no

crazy got banned because like

every other message from him was "hi"

[sturdy tapir]

[viral aspen]

Hi

[autumn epoch]

pack it up skizz won

[sturdy tapir]

AT NOTHING

🗣️ 🔥 💥

[oblique sky]

I know. But its just funny how the NPC was entirely avoidable.

[viral aspen]

I actually didn't know i could run him over, all the other novs your car just bounces back like they have forcefield

[sleek prism]

Armed guards

I tried

[karmic dagger]

Hi

What this message mean sit

Sir

[autumn epoch]

on it already

[autumn epoch]

:(

ok so

[karmic dagger]

Miss

[autumn epoch]

this message shows rumis amount of the emoji

thats 2.6k

your amount of hi's has reached 800

rumi has more, but you have more frequently

[autumn epoch]

thats why this message is about "which one of you gets banned for spam first"

[karmic dagger]

Count my old account too tho

[autumn epoch]

i dont have the stats

[viral aspen]

I also tried

[karmic dagger]

I only have 800 hi in a month

[viral aspen]

What about counting your old account

[karmic dagger]

Old account has more than 1k

[viral aspen]

Yikes

So 1800+ total

Wtf man

[karmic dagger]

🙁

[karmic dagger]

Ill check on pc

Has to be way more lol

[alpine basin]

double it and give it to the next person

[opal rock]

What you doing in here you don’t even play

[karmic dagger]

2600 total ig

[karmic dagger]

I do

[opal rock]

Take your nonsense back to community

When?

[karmic dagger]

Once a week

[sleek prism]

Settings, Appearance and scroll down
On mobile

[opal rock]

Bs

[sturdy tapir]

pensioner type of playtime 🥀

[karmic dagger]

Two weeks same thing

[alpine basin]

theres something Im good at, at least

[sleek prism]

Damn

[opal rock]

2.2 hours

[karmic dagger]

Yes

[alpine basin]

I've said no, well over the amount of times I've said yes, and I blame the people in #gta-online for that

[opal rock]

Like I said you don’t play

[sleek prism]

Cant blame you

[karmic dagger]

I do

Theoretically

[alpine basin]

2.2 hours is really theoretical at that rate

[sleek prism]

Once in 3 week?

[karmic dagger]

Yes

[karmic dagger]

Maybe

But i dont have anyone to play with tbh

[opal rock]

Oh no of course not

Whole server full of people

[karmic dagger]

I hate them

Respectfully

I dont wanna willingly play with someone i never even chatted with before

[sleek prism]

You hate me? :(

[sturdy tapir]

Crazy hates everyone

[rancid parcel]

is this true @karmic dagger ?

[karmic dagger]

No

I chatted with you

So i dont hate you atm

[karmic dagger]

Not everyone

[opal rock]

I’m talking about the people here obv

[karmic dagger]

Oh

[opal rock]

Finally the penny dropped

[karmic dagger]

Well no one wants to play w me

I think

[opal rock]

Have you asked?

[karmic dagger]

I dont wanna get warned

[opal rock]

I’ve never seen you speak about gta

[karmic dagger]

For noz using LFG chanmels

[opal rock]

You can lfg here

They changed the rules

Plus like I said I’ve been back 5 months and not seen you in this chat before

You don’t join crew events

You don’t play gta lol

[karmic dagger]

I hate the crew events

🙁

I hate the vc aspect

[alpine basin]

who said you have to join the vc?

[opal rock]

Never joined a vc for crew

[karmic dagger]

Idk

[opal rock]

Everyone just chats in the crew thread

[karmic dagger]

I never attended

[opal rock]

This feels like a troll if I’m honest

[karmic dagger]

I wanted to do cmm but everyone bailed

On a series

[alpine basin]

I was still ready for it but everyone just went quiet on it

someone who I haven't seen in a bit is caner, he hasn't chatted in over a month

[karmic dagger]

Yeahh

I wanna do cmm still

[vocal geode]

[karmic dagger]

Havent played gta since i got no motivation since then

[vocal geode]

I have both cmm roles

[karmic dagger]

I only have elitist

[vocal geode]

Noicee

[burnt maple]

How do you obtain that

[rancid parcel]

Finish all cmm on Apt Heist and Doomsday Heist

[sleek prism]

What kind of proof you need to have to get the role?

[vocal geode]

You need to show modmail an image of you having completed both those awards in stats column

Show modmail that image he gives you the role in few hours

[plucky burrow]

Dcmm3 with me and siranium

🐒

@golden sundial let's hijack this valkyrie

[oblique sky]

A random ass Mountain Lion killed me. I was hunting rabbits. This game is weird.

[plucky burrow]

Why would you hunt rabbits you monster

[rancid parcel]

you have a whole armory in your pocket and you got mauled to death by a lion

[oblique sky]

Need pictures like Spider-man

[oblique sky]

I was slow walking with my phone prepped.

[rancid parcel]

excuses.

[oblique sky]

Found a rabbit cause I was killed by a griefer and spawned next to one.

This game is weird.

[sleek prism]

Ok, ty

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

When
Doomsday Elite Challenger role?

[vocal geode]

I couldn’t find it

So I didn’t bother with it

[sleek prism]

Have you done it

[vocal geode]

Ik i have it

[vocal geode]

Yes

If someone can share an image of where exactly it is I can ask for it

[sleek prism]

Career Progress, Heists, Doomsday

[sleek prism]

Or from Accomplishments

[vocal geode]

Damn its too complicated

[vocal geode]

Where do u find this

[sleek prism]

Career progress, the pic is from Social Club

[west stirrup]

Ugh let me in instead

[vocal geode]

!modmail

[golden ravine]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @rich widget

Requested by: @vocal geode

[plucky burrow]

Dcmm 4

[west stirrup]

Hmm

[plucky burrow]

OMG THANK YOU

[golden sundial]

You doing humane labs?

[plucky burrow]

Oh we did it

Now series a

But I'm busy this week

[golden sundial]

a

[rancid parcel]

Hes lying

If he's busy he wouldn't be on ,Discord

[vocal geode]

[young copper]

facts

[alpine basin]

Perplexing, what if someone is busy in gta and talking in discord at the same time?

[rancid parcel]

Bring back Wall(Retired)

[alpine basin]

Bring back Valkyrie (fired)

[rancid parcel]

There's never have been that name.

[fossil dagger]

Free my guy jarvis he ain't done nun wrong

[sleek prism]

@viral aspen can you hop on in 30-40min?

[viral aspen]

bet

[sturdy tapir]

Jarvis in muted gulag?

[sleek prism]

What he did

[viral aspen]

@sturdy tapir prolly whatever mikko wants to do or cayo preps maybe

idk if he has anything in mind

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism are you gonna Gamble

in gtao

[viral aspen]

do you have cop outfit

its required

[sturdy tapir]

I do

I have also the Highway Patrol one

[viral aspen]

WHAT

how do i get

[sturdy tapir]

Without the shtty big ass hat

[sturdy tapir]

baik

[viral aspen]

how do

i get

bike

[sturdy tapir]

🛵

[viral aspen]

oh

[sturdy tapir]

Police bike

Its like 2-3m

rn

[candid veldt]

i just did the hsw time trial... without startig it 😄

[west stirrup]

Yes can i

[sturdy tapir]

what's ur social club

[sturdy tapir]

For a second I thought Jizzle

🤣

[viral aspen]

im sure anything we do will be 4 player so sure

[sturdy tapir]

GAMBLING

[viral aspen]

cop outfit is a required uniform!

[west stirrup]

I have

Sheriff too!

[viral aspen]

HOW DO YOU GET SHERRRRIFF WHAT

[west stirrup]

But

[west stirrup]

Casette heist

[plucky burrow]

moooteddd

nooo

[sturdy tapir]

he in muted gulag

[viral aspen]

just get internet like mine bozo duh

[viral aspen]

what

[west stirrup]

casino

[plucky burrow]

wtf so slo

[west stirrup]

480mb

[viral aspen]

i am currently on

gta

[plucky burrow]

doesn't make it faster

[viral aspen]

my max is like 850mb

which compared to my previous 3mb/s is more than enough

[sturdy tapir]

@viral aspen did u get a friend request

[plucky burrow]

mine is like

[sturdy tapir]

[plucky burrow]

2 GB/s

[sturdy tapir]

Im the officer tenpenny pfp one

[viral aspen]

what

who is that

[sturdy tapir]

[plucky burrow]

ternpanty

[sturdy tapir]

Bro hasn't played san Andreas

Smh

[plucky burrow]

ong

[sturdy tapir]

HE A BALLA

[viral aspen]

didnt no

[plucky burrow]

skizz

[sturdy tapir]

POP THE FOOL

[plucky burrow]

wtf

[viral aspen]

first GTA was gta 4

[sturdy tapir]

🗣️ ‼️ ‼️

[plucky burrow]

play gta sa

[viral aspen]

no

so which one are you

[sturdy tapir]

@viral aspen did u accept it

[gray parcel]

think i was 11 when 3 came out

[sturdy tapir]

[viral aspen]

WHICH ONE ARE YOU

[west stirrup]

Olddd

[sturdy tapir]

keytown79T

[west stirrup]

The other one

[viral aspen]

im in frriend only

[sturdy tapir]

inv

[viral aspen]

grant the lovely?

[west stirrup]

yes!

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

very good game

[candid veldt]

holy heck I never did this time trial, is it new?

[west stirrup]

nop

[viral aspen]

ima do dispatch

[sturdy tapir]

[candid veldt]

lol

[viral aspen]

why cant we have cop heli

@sturdy tapir sorry for bllowing you up, jets arent police apprroved

[sturdy tapir]

SUSPECTS ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS I AIN'T GOING SOLO WITH THESE MANIACS ON THE GROUND

[twin drum]

even if you dont know who tenpenny is, the "officer" part should make it pretty obvious that it's not the one on the left

[sleek prism]

No

[viral aspen]

accept friend request @sturdy tapir

[sturdy tapir]

From who

[viral aspen]

me

@sturdy tapir discord frend request 😭

[sturdy tapir]

@viral aspen done

[candid veldt]

one of these days I will understand these crew request popups

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

Geez

[vocal geode]

Nothing raptor is just crazy or whoever muted me

[burnt maple]

Ford

[opal rock]

You been a naughty boy Jarvis

[vocal geode]

Raptor i got muted due to continuous off topic chatting

[opal rock]

RIP

In here or?

[vocal geode]

Nope in gta online chat

[opal rock]

Noob

[vocal geode]

Continued off topic chatter is the correct terminology

[vocal geode]

Also

Do u remember how u could have celebrities in your nightclub?

I don’t remember doing them

[opal rock]

Yeah

Popularity needs to be full and you need to get extremely lucky starting another mission

[vocal geode]

Huh weird i actually don’t remember those missions

[candid veldt]

yea... I did this

[vocal geode]

Noicee

[sleek prism]

Why you look like Michael

[glad compass]

I've finished a Career tab

[vocal geode]

Same

[glad compass]

The reward is shit, but I can say I did it

[gray parcel]

hype

[candid veldt]

am not!

[vocal geode]

I completed the whole career progress

[opal rock]

Congrats

[glad compass]

Might try for the DCH next

[tame holly]

Nah the winky is totally not the slowest offroad car

Trust

Wait its actually not, i thought it was

Oh right the zhaba exists

[vocal geode]

Also is this how modmail replies usually?

Coz I remember the last time there was a mail logo appearing on my texts

Or has it been updated recently

[west stirrup]

@plucky burrow Level 105 lol noob

[vocal geode]

Its lumburger

[tame holly]

Check your notifications

[plucky burrow]

Ypr

[west stirrup]

HI

[vocal geode]

What notifications ?

[tame holly]

The 99 discord notifications

[vocal geode]

No

[glad compass]

i dunno how ya'll can let that pile up like that. Any pointless channels constantly @'ing people gets muted for eternity

[vocal geode]

They are all muted

[west stirrup]

My completionist era starts now

[vocal geode]

I just don’t check them

[west stirrup]

(Technically did that with Races

Now stunt races

[plucky burrow]

Christian Von Koenigsegg

I should've stole his drip too

[vocal geode]

What colour is your koenigsegg

[plucky burrow]

literally me

[opal rock]

Looks like Arne slot

[glad compass]

Too bad the Entity MT drives like garbage

[plucky burrow]

Too bad you have skill issue

[glad compass]

Got that shit for free off the LSCM Podium and still felt ripped off

[opal rock]

The xf is the goat

That was the car back in day

Won so many races with it

[vocal geode]

Yup one of the worst traction car even with off road tires

[candid veldt]

the wheels do random stuff on that car

[opal rock]

Why would off road tires give you more traction?

[candid veldt]

it has like... chaos modifier

[glad compass]

There used to be some vehicles whose handling benefitted from offroad tires. Something to do with a flag each vehicle had for clipping.

AFAIK it's been fixed and your tire choice doesn't matter anymore.

[plucky burrow]

lmao

[vocal geode]

It does give you more traction

Idk the mechanics behind it but yea it does

[long cobalt]

awesome car

[opal rock]

Red comfy

[plucky burrow]

ugh enough gta

[plucky burrow]

[vocal geode]

Damn its looks real enough

[plucky burrow]

ooh you see the thing

[vocal geode]

Yea

[plucky burrow]

not black

no painted option

151 top speed

my fastest car

[vocal geode]

Nicee

[tame holly]

I do know how it works, some cars have a tyre can clip tag that make the car more stable on bumps with off road wheels (they are the ones that can clip the most)
Not all of those can as another tag patches the stabilty bonus (fix old bugs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifCW_R-gzC0&
Video explaining it better than me

[vocal geode]

Nicee thanks

[craggy mica]

:O

[wintry ermine]

Average player won't notice the difference between tires
Its purely placebo

[vocal geode]

I notice the difference

You can see the difference during winter update

Huge difference

[wintry ermine]

Placebo

Weather doesnt matter cuz its not actual grip

[vocal geode]

I don’t think so

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism

@sturdy tapir

[wintry ermine]

Therefore it must be true

[viral aspen]

absolute peak!

[wintry ermine]

Cuz you think

[vocal geode]

[wintry ermine]

Like I said: placebo

[sleek prism]

@viral aspen

moving that bag with

[craggy mica]

Cool outfits

[viral aspen]

cop outfit

[plucky burrow]

Where

[craggy mica]

👍

[plucky burrow]

Froge

[craggy mica]

Sup man

[viral aspen]

screenshto

[plucky burrow]

Hyd

I sleep goodnight

[craggy mica]

Good, playing gta

[plucky burrow]

This makes the colors pop

Stock

[sleek prism]

Sell it 🤝

[plucky burrow]

Mikko

[sleek prism]

Hi

[plucky burrow]

Do you want me to slap oleg

[sleek prism]

No. Always let oreo use emojis

[plucky burrow]

Then stop this nonsense

[west stirrup]

Never let oreo let us emojis

[plucky burrow]

Who sell a egg

[hollow owl]

Credits: Oreo :)

[sleek prism]

Did you try Down Chiliad?

[hollow owl]

No Remy edition yet

[craggy mica]

[hollow owl]

After 2yrs, I have realised why my wifi has been crap

[sleek prism]

Why

[hollow owl]

If my dad is using his phone, ps4 or Xbox One when im using mine when playin online games, the WiFi goes shit

But when he isnt, its fine

My entire family was on their phones, TVs ect all day except my dad

And my wifi was fine

20 ping max on fortnite

As he went on his phone in the kitchen (where he normally sits) or on his ps or Xbox, my wifi on my ps5 goes shit

[sleek prism]

Hmm, not sure if you can limit wifi usage somehow

[hollow owl]

Well my mum is gnna get 2 boosters anyways

And il be moving upstairs into my parents old room when they move them around

[sleek prism]

Hopefully it helps

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism @sturdy tapir

[hollow owl]

It better

Been primed up in FN rn

[sleek prism]

What you bought

[viral aspen]

sparrowe

[sleek prism]

[viral aspen]

missiles next

[hollow owl]

You bought a bird?

[sturdy tapir]

A WHIRLYBIRD

[potent niche]

ITS A HELICOPTER NOT A WHIRLYBIRD

[viral aspen]

[sleek prism]

Sparrow is a bird what says boom when you hit to a branch

[sturdy tapir]

IT'S A WHIRLYBIRD AND IT ABANDONED US

[hollow owl]

What is that frog looking vehicle

Looks like a bug

[sleek prism]

Hmm

[hollow owl]

Attack like stance

[viral aspen]

!gta

[golden ravine]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @viral aspen

[viral aspen]

no frog vehicle allowed!

[hollow owl]

Yes sir

Sorry sir

[viral aspen]

btw chat

[hollow owl]

Il get back to work sire

[gray parcel]

blazer aqua

[viral aspen]

go vrroom vrooom

[sleek prism]

?

[viral aspen]

btw

[hollow owl]

Old

[viral aspen]

i bllew up both rumi and mikko because they were in a jet/tank

i am superior

[hollow owl]

No your skizzophrenic

[sleek prism]

We tried to chill

[viral aspen]

tanks and jets arent in the LSPD budget!

[sleek prism]

skizzophrenic pulls a rpg and boom boom

[viral aspen]

it was a homing launcher i dont have an rpg

[sleek prism]

Oh right

Under rank 100

[viral aspen]

50 more levels

but i have minigun

[sleek prism]

_ _

[viral aspen]

i was 289 on my og og og og character

[hollow owl]

Well gotta wait for hot water

[viral aspen]

so actually

im a higher rank than you

on ps4

[sleek prism]

Weird flex

[plucky burrow]

You're a nice lad

[craggy mica]

[glad compass]

Am I crazy or did we use to spawn in a businesses Personal Quarters when it's selected as the Spawn?

It's kind of annoying getting placed in random areas of the building as a whole.

[woeful needle]

Salvage yard puts me in the bed

[sleek prism]

Especially in Arcade. Upstairs or bed downstairs

[west stirrup]

ermmm

[sleek prism]

@silk shuttle Time to edit your Opinion Discarded pic.

[sturdy tapir]

[silk shuttle]

i think i'm going to pretend that he's @sturdy tapir bc similar name and temporarily stop posting every time he pulls this shit

[sturdy tapir]

WHY YOU DRAG ME INTO IT OREO

WHAT DID I DO

[naive zenith]

Don't ever let Oreo use emojis

[sturdy tapir]

joe hows ur job

[naive zenith]

Fine

🥀 Got paid extra so I can use the money for a better phone

[sturdy tapir]

What phone u got atm

[naive zenith]

A galaxy ao3s, it's abysmal ass

[sleek prism]

@silk shuttle You need bigger bin

[naive zenith]

I'm a homeless person when it comes to the phone I use

Though I'm just gonna use this one for texting n stuff now and the other to chat n game because I can't be bothered to set up another carrier

[plucky burrow]

Show me your jesko

[naive zenith]

What's that

[sleek prism]

I did same when his name was new

[plucky burrow]

Entity mt

[naive zenith]

Why do you want me to show

Guess I'll ss

[plucky burrow]

Because it's jesko week

[glad compass]

Is jesko a person?

[naive zenith]

Let me find it

I have so many garages

Ah here we go

[sleek prism]

Sell it

[naive zenith]

no

I can Bogdan all day

I alr have enough to afford the Caracara enforcement car and that's after buying the Coquette yesterday

[fleet sluice]

[naive zenith]

Prank em John

[viral aspen]

what the helll is that thing

[naive zenith]

A Coquette D10 Pursuit

[viral aspen]

burn it

that thing is a disgrace for our entire department

[naive zenith]

Buds always appearing when I'm gone

[gray parcel]

it's over

[glad compass]

Nice, I've thought about going for it, but doing it solo would take ages.

[gray parcel]

it did take a lifetime, iron mule is basically required

[sturdy tapir]

Nice Bugatti 🗣️ ‼️ ‼️

[misty berry]

Fun fact if you have GTA+ and both casino wheel spins give you money, thatll proc R*s anticheat because its too many transactions too close together

[rancid parcel]

funnier fact, im broke.

[sturdy tapir]

Again?

[plucky burrow]

Lovely

[plucky burrow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koenigsegg_Jesko

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Overflod Entity MT | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on December 13, 2022. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

Prerequisite To: Entity MT (HSW) (Upgrade price: +$850,000)
IRL Counterpart: 2021 Koenigsegg Jesko

Basic Info

$2,355,000
1,420 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_h: in Supers
1:03.196 Lap Time
131.25 mph Top Speed

1/2 entity3 • Data from GTACars.net

[plucky burrow]

Do you see the vision

And yes it was named after Jesko Von Koenigsegg

The father of Christian Von Koenigsegg

Who owns the koenigsegg car company

And to brief you about Koenigsegg, they are going neck to neck with Bugatti when it comes to breaking world records

I pray you know what Bugatti is

Anyway bye

[burnt maple]

Cya

[burnt maple]

Rob poor people easy money

[sturdy tapir]

[burnt maple]

Hello rumi

[sturdy tapir]

helo

[cunning python]

Who's gonna be your victims for dcmm

[rancid parcel]

My friends

[cunning python]

They not form here?

[rancid parcel]

Nope

[cunning python]

Unbelievable. !

I need to find someone to duo with, preferably on legacy but can do enhanced, just missing duo for discord role

[rancid parcel]

Folks here timezone are so off

[cunning python]

Maybe @sleek prism

Cuz he be talking about it

[plucky burrow]

2 hours difference btw

[rancid parcel]

Go back to sleep with your Vlak

[cunning python]

This would've bene the run

[rancid parcel]

Never drive again

[cunning python]

It takes skill to land like that 🔥

I believe dcmm2 is cursed for me

Whenever neither of us fuck up the game will just randomly reset it

[sleek prism]

Maybe I havent done any acts on pc yet tho

[cunning python]

True true acts are very different on pc

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

There's a software that's quite effective at alt f4

[cunning python]

Cheating is boring

Besides u can't alt f4 a random reset

[plucky burrow]

Then why complain about reset

[cunning python]

Dcmm isn't even that hard it's always the stupid shit killing us

[plucky burrow]

It will obviously reset

[cunning python]

No ur not getting me then

[plucky burrow]

Sorry

[cunning python]

There's a bug where the dcmm will randomly reset

Even when not dying

[plucky burrow]

Ooh

Yk

[cunning python]

I had it happen to me a few times

And it's a common bug

[plucky burrow]

You gotta always see if the dcmm is active before starting the mission

If it wasn't

Just exit the game

It will reappear

[cunning python]

I'm not complaining about death resets, it's funny to me. It's always the stupid things

Can land ur car on train always fine then dcmm run car blows up

[plucky burrow]

Idk why my keyboard do "exit = exist"

[cunning python]

Ywah I do, it's just too random. You want to never leave the menu screen either tbh it's too buggy

[plucky burrow]

Why not

Happened to us

[cunning python]

Because then it can also reset

It's just aids

[plucky burrow]

I noticed once we were in the mission

Instantly closed the game

[cunning python]

It is what it is

[plucky burrow]

[brittle hatch]

wow guys, i played gta online on ps3 yesterday

there's still nothing to do

[tidal yew]

I need new games

[alpine basin]

Play super rub a dub duck instead, gta is a spiral of pain

[brittle hatch]

I have more than enough game to play don't worry about that

[oblique sky]

OH NOOOOO

[oblique sky]

Agreed.

[alpine basin]

I knows you

long time no see

[oblique sky]

I've been Semi-active for about 3 weeks I think.

Good to see you, Wall ^^

[alpine basin]

you too as well

[merry marsh]

been a while since i last saw you

[tidal yew]

[cunning python]

Is that wall 1 away

[rancid parcel]

In the flesh

[alpine basin]

You got the wrong person

[cunning python]

Don't do me like this 🥀

World famous wall Cayo runner