gta-online-mk2

[opal rock]

They’ve made 5k worth of stock

[young copper]

dont worry you use your money

[opal rock]

Even though it’s set to only research

[young copper]

quick research

corrupt cop of LS

[opal rock]

I’m not corrupt

I’m doing honest police work

[young copper]

yea yea

[opal rock]

We might as well do this Cayo then

[young copper]

sure

Captain

am flying with a cop

[opal rock]

Can you mark my sub

It’s showing outside casino for me

[young copper]

its overlapped

send your personal vehicle back

that glitch is annoying

[sleek prism]

That time trial destroys my braincells

[opal rock]

Oh here he is

You want in Mikki

[young copper]

diamonds!!

[opal rock]

Mikko

[hollow glade]

It also will destroy ur balls if ur using a bike

[sleek prism]

Hell yeah

Sanchez felt good but.. deadly still

[hollow glade]

Imagine u fell off, barely survive, and then get mauled by a mountain lion

[opal rock]

Let’s go vc Don I can’t be asked to type

[young copper]

been there

[young copper]

I hate typing too

[sleek prism]

That would be bad luck

[hollow glade]

Millions to one bad luck

[silk shuttle]

cool but who asked?

[opal rock]

I thought you did

[silk shuttle]

actually,

[opal rock]

Well you know there is minors about I like to keep chat clean

[silk shuttle]

you know said minors use far worse slurs than any of us

well at least i used to

[untold dock]

used to?

[opal rock]

True but I like to set a better example

[lofty nymph]

guys help

[long cobalt]

?

[silk shuttle]

no

[lofty nymph]

nvm its fixed

[silk shuttle]

happy to have helped

[lofty nymph]

tyty battle eye wanted to waste my time fr

[alpine basin]

thats like its primary purpose so checks out

[lament frigate]

Yeah cant fucking say those words in this server

[hexed arrow]

Shit

Boom chat not clean anymore

[sleek prism]

@lament frigate you owe me a cookie

Finally

[lament frigate]

barely beat my time in the issi sport

which barely beat oleg's time in the adder

[sleek prism]

Nice

[lament frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1155064193930764419/e3a46f9b-bafa-44c5-8368-e05c7f87d7a1.mov?ex=68c4881b&is=68c3369b&hm=ec3d7550622687a27606a7d99dc5b6d1b565c1652c31416ccec23761f622b403&

[sleek prism]

Looks so smooth

with bike really annoys when there isnt much chances to hold F to reset. So many times jumped down to death to get my bike back

[young copper]

Faggio Mod is funny

[opal rock]

Easy lol

That bit through those 2 trees was sketch lol

How many times did you fail there I wonder

[gray parcel]

it took me a while, respawning at chilliad blows

[autumn epoch]

Daring today, aren't we?

[sleek prism]

We dont talk about it

[sleek prism]

what vehicle you used?

[night swallow]

idk who designed some of those cars in the autoshop but some are diabolically ugly

[gray parcel]

started with BF400 but it wasn't happening, so i went to ol reliable (haku drag)

[autumn epoch]

yea i love my salmon colored rims on an offwhite suv

[gray parcel]

had some pretty gnarly leaps of faith

[sleek prism]

should be instant reset when you press F

because who the hell wants to exit vehicle in the middle of time trial

[untold dock]

the fact that it fails if you fall off is so dumb

rather than just restarting

[sleek prism]

Yeah, 20sec to get your bike back when it keeps sliding all the way down

[gray parcel]

fall off bike > bike slides down mountain > miss respawn timer

plus dying and respawning on some tiny cliff that you can't move from

[untold dock]

i forget

does the mc spawn even work on top of chiliad

[gray parcel]

i wanna say yes

[autumn epoch]

mc spawn?

[untold dock]

spawn from mc president menu

[autumn epoch]

uuh

[sleek prism]

wait what

[autumn epoch]

ooooooh

spawn a bike

[lost lily]

Mc spawn doesn't work there

I used to just job tp there for this TT

[hollow glade]

I would just launch a race at the top of chiliad and back out whenever I was even attempting that TT

[gray parcel]

i wonder if they'll fix the police outfit so it doesn't look like i'm wearing daddy's hat

[rich osprey]

I think it looks better without the hat tbh

[gray parcel]

agreed but i'd throw it on sometimes if it didn't look wonky

[sleek prism]

Do I see somewhere what time trials I have completed?

[untold dock]

no

[sleek prism]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @sleek prism

[tame holly]

ah public lobbies

best way to play the game tho

[autumn epoch]

the headlights look like a cd jewel case

[tame holly]

what car ?

[autumn epoch]

Ubermacht Sentinel Classic Widebody

god thats a mouthful

[tame holly]

oh, own this one, made it purple

[autumn epoch]

oh nice

i made it bright orange

or is it just orange

[tame holly]

its really fun to drive around in the snow

[autumn epoch]

based it on the nostalgia,ULTRA e30

[autumn epoch]

in the snow??

[tame holly]

yeah it drifts well

[autumn epoch]

where are you taking vacations, north yankton?

[tame holly]

when its christmas

[sleek prism]

December/January ig

[autumn epoch]

oooh

i completely forgot about that

i started online when the snow was in the ground but ive been on and off the game so that i skipped last christmas

so i completely forgot the snow mechanic :(

[tame holly]

I think you can test it out via race lobbies

I'm pretty sure you can turn snow on in the weather setting

[autumn epoch]

wow

[autumn epoch]

im trying to find the album cover that isnt a recreation

or somehow chopped

ok how small is this picture

wait ill try to recreate it ingame

close enough

dw about the quality thats normal discord activities

i think there is an e46 in the game too

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Ubermacht Sentinel XS | ᴄᴏᴜᴘᴇ

This vehicle was added on September 17, 2013. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos; Customer Car (Auto Shop); the street (steal it).

Prerequisite To: Sentinel XS (HSW) (Upgrade price: +$1,374,000)
IRL Counterpart: BMW M3 E92

Basic Info

$60,000
1,400 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_d: in Coupes
1:09.119 Lap Time
116 mph Top Speed

1/2 sentinel • Data from GTACars.net

[autumn epoch]

wait no thats not the right one

[wintry ermine]

E30 and sentinel classic

[autumn epoch]

yea i know

[wintry ermine]

E46 is sentinel in gta 4

[autumn epoch]

i delivered a car a few days ago that looked almost like an e46

[autumn epoch]

yup shit

in V its the e92

[wintry ermine]

Wasnt it tho

[autumn epoch]

and so is the sentinel xs

[wintry ermine]

Theres oracles

Which people sometimes mistake for e46

[autumn epoch]

it wasnt, the headlights kinda resemled the e46's

[autumn epoch]

huh

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Ubermacht Oracle XS | ᴄᴏᴜᴘᴇ

This vehicle was added on September 17, 2013. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos; the street (steal it); the Lucky Wheel (Casino).

IRL Counterpart: BMW 7-Series E65

Basic Info

$82,000
1,850 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_g: in Coupes
1:11.822 Lap Time
114.75 mph Top Speed

2/2 oracle • Data from GTACars.net

[autumn epoch]

yea this is not it

[wintry ermine]

That

Its the closest to an e46 I think

[autumn epoch]

yea

[wintry ermine]

Theres also a M2. The cypher

[autumn epoch]

but some ubermacht headlights resembled the bumpiness of the e46's headlights

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Ubermacht Cypher | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on September 2, 2021. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

Prerequisite To: Cypher (Drift) (Upgrade price: +$200,000)
IRL Counterpart: BMW M2 (F87) with some design cues from the BMW M6 (F13) and BMW M8 (F92)

Basic Info

$1,550,000
Trade price: $1,162,500 - LS Car Meet certain reputation level
1,625 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_g: in Sports
1:04.231 Lap Time
113.5 mph Top Speed

1/2 cypher • Data from GTACars.net

[autumn epoch]

wait hold on

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Ubermacht Niobe | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on June 25, 2024. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

Prerequisite To: Niobe (HSW) (Upgrade price: +$1,171,000)
IRL Counterpart: BMW i8

Basic Info

$1,880,000
1,555 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_a: in Sports
0:59.726 Lap Time
127.25 mph Top Speed

1/2 niobe • Data from GTACars.net

[autumn epoch]

am i tripping

[wintry ermine]

Nowhere near close

Thats an I8

[autumn epoch]

yea i know its the i8

but the grille design is like

almost exact

m2, i8

[wintry ermine]

As the cypher?

[autumn epoch]

yes

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Ubermacht Zion Classic | sᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴄʟᴀssɪᴄ

This vehicle was added on September 19, 2019. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos.

IRL Counterpart: First generation BMW M6

Basic Info

$812,000
❌ Delisted from MP websites
1,450 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_d: in Sports Classics
1:07.501 Lap Time
112.75 mph Top Speed

zion3 • Data from GTACars.net

[sleek prism]

Kinda looks good

[autumn epoch]

yeah its pretty nice

[wintry ermine]

Wiki isnt finished so it doesnt have front picture like other cars. Still, its gta so wouldn't be surprised if they used the same one or similar one

[sturdy tapir]

Under a mil for this peak car

[autumn epoch]

for free a few weeks ago

place top 5 for one day

this ubermacht suv turns like a fucking boat

i cant deliver this car lmao

a staff member is 385k each

[true scarab]

this cheap?

[wintry ermine]

Rebla?

Its not that bad

[autumn epoch]

yea

the BMW X something

ive gotten used to cars oversteering

[plucky burrow]

XM

or

x5

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Ubermacht Rebla GTS | sᴜᴠ

This vehicle was added on December 12, 2019. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport; Customer Car (Auto Shop).

IRL Counterpart: Fourth generation BMW X5

Basic Info

$1,175,000
2,185 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_a: in SUVs
1:06.565 Lap Time
123 mph Top Speed

rebla • Data from GTACars.net

[autumn epoch]

x5

[autumn epoch]

well i have 650k atm

so its cheap in the bigger sense but half of what i have right now

[true scarab]

then do** ✨ CAYO PERICO HEIST ✨ **

[young copper]

+1

[vocal geode]

Damnnn

How did it go so far lol ?

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Brute Taco Van | ᴠᴀɴ

This vehicle was added on September 17, 2013. Acquire it from Warstock.

IRL Counterpart: Utilimaster

Basic Info

$345,000
Trade price: $258,750 - Misc (Complete Health Code Violations as part of Dispatch Work)
5,500 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 1 (Driver)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_k: in Vans
1:46.607 Lap Time
71 mph Top Speed

taco • Data from GTACars.net

[oblique sky]

For some reason.... I want to own one.

Time to RNG the dispatch work.

[candid veldt]

any benefit to do acid sell with team?

[untold dock]

nope

[sturdy tapir]

Is dispatch work Bugged?????

[hollow owl]

Why would it be bugged

[rancid parcel]

@regal gate guess what

[young copper]

Wait a minute who are you

[silk shuttle]

[young copper]

Nevermind carry on with the race

[young copper]

You must delete this

My sentence got divided into 2 parts

[silk shuttle]

what u gonna do, tell the mods?

[young copper]

Carry on old friend

[silk shuttle]

🤝

[young copper]

The whole place belongs to you my majesty

Am just a little guy

Valk must be coming with "never let oreo use emojis"

[lost lily]

Never let valkyrie to never let oreo use emojis

[rancid parcel]

never let potato suggest hangars.

[lost lily]

Ion know who's potato

[rancid parcel]

he's fired

[oblique sky]

Hmmm fried taters, precious.

[plucky burrow]

I'm guessing

[autumn epoch]

ive already beaten this once?

[plucky burrow]

Good job

[young copper]

@plucky burrow what did you do exactly tell me

[plucky burrow]

No block me

[young copper]

I spared you

now tell me whats the confusion

I must clear the trash in your head

[regal gate]

what

[autumn epoch]

ooooh boy i just know whats going to happen

[plucky burrow]

Valkyrie mini mod?

[silk shuttle]

for how stupid fast this thing is, i expected a lot better icl

[autumn epoch]

i thought this was a normal playthrough but then you started driving on walls

[sleek prism]

I did it in 2.55 with Hakuchou, I didnt do off-road

[silk shuttle]

bike = skill issue so i don't do it with the bike

[sleek prism]

_ _

[silk shuttle]

[sleek prism]

I would have GTS but for a long drive I cant handle that sound. My ears

[silk shuttle]

get deveste

[sleek prism]

Hmm, I check it out

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Principe Deveste Eight | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on February 21, 2019. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

Prerequisite To: Deveste Eight (HSW) (Upgrade price: +$1,110,000)
IRL Counterpart: Devel Sixteen, Mazda Furai

Basic Info

$1,795,000
3,000 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_d: in Supers
1:00.010 Lap Time
131.25 mph Top Speed

1/2 deveste • Data from GTACars.net

[autumn epoch]

im not sure how to feel about the looks of this car

its uuh

something

[young copper]

check the back of the car

[autumn epoch]

[versed lintel]

you didn’t even guess

[alpine basin]

you'd need some pretty big potatos to clog those exhaust up

[autumn epoch]

yup

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[hollow glade]

I did 2:53 for the 253k. But I also just take the main road past the golf course and casino highway, might have to try the other way

[plucky burrow]

[silk shuttle]

W posted in chat

[lost lily]

I remember a thumbnail from u shoving npc's head in the exhaust

[tame holly]

So I broke the mission system

Started the fib contract and it launched the military vehicle mission while giving me the equipment mission objectives

[autumn epoch]

shhh lester

[alpine basin]

Deep down, we all know lester is the real criminal here

[west stirrup]

[autumn epoch]

[alpine basin]

weaponized tampa mentioned

[west stirrup]

Peak mentioned?

[regal gate]

ohh doomsday cmm

[sleek prism]

_ _

[tame holly]

I m done with bunker research

[rancid parcel]

Nice, now do the same to your 2nd character

[tame holly]

No, i dont think i will

[tidal yew]

@versed lintel im planning on going to Japan next month

[wintry ermine]

Ecola plate

[stoic sage]

[lament frigate]

FACT.

[opal rock]

He will make sure he’s out of the country

[tidal yew]

[opal rock]

And out of the continent

[tidal yew]

Im dying to meet luna though

[west stirrup]

Dont

He will inflict the curse

[tidal yew]

Tf

[tidal yew]

Betrayer

[hollow owl]

[opal rock]

Luna doesn’t want to meet you

She told me

[tidal yew]

She does want to meet me

[opal rock]

She said, “no, no, hell no”

[tidal yew]

I guess luna likes eating ducks hmmm where might I find one to give her

[west stirrup]

What’s the DUCK ⁉️

[opal rock]

[autumn epoch]

who is luna?

[versed lintel]

she doesn’t know

[autumn epoch]

she as in me or luna or someone else

[opal rock]

Tunas dog

[autumn epoch]

ooooh

tuna has a dog?

[versed lintel]

you don’t know about luna

[autumn epoch]

no i havent heard about luna before

genuinely

[naive zenith]

yay

[west stirrup]

You know what’s incredibly unsatisfying, the Sheriff outfits we got in the Casino Heist are not in the Law Enforcement tab

[hollow owl]

Ohhh I remember Luna now

Why was i thinking Luna was Tunas irl name

[fierce mason]

Who the hell is luna?

Didnt realise we have a fake tuna here

[alpine basin]

A dog of sorts

if I remember

[fierce mason]

Hmm
I like this luna already

[hollow owl]

Who the hell are who

You are not luna

[fierce mason]

No i am martol
The CEO of MCI and now the new CEO of MMI

[hollow owl]

No

I still have role

And in my bio

Valkyrie don't tell him lies

[rancid parcel]

You can only be CEO of 1

[fierce mason]

By whose orders

[rancid parcel]

Take over MMI since no one is running it

[hollow owl]

Noooo

I still have the employee sheet

It might not be updated

But I still have it

[fierce mason]

Thank you for that
Everyone there fired

[rancid parcel]

Jokes on you, I'm unemployed.

[hollow owl]

Valkyrie left

Like idk when

Ngl I might just end this mmi thing

Its official (not anymore)

[alpine basin]

I forgot I was employed at this foundation

[rancid parcel]

Finally the selling out

[hollow owl]

Everyone did inc me at times

[rancid parcel]

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

To be fair, its a weird joke here that there are two rivals and kinda just died down

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

So DoomCriminalMasterMind3

[rancid parcel]

The heck is MCI again?

[autumn epoch]

im buying the d10

[fierce mason]

Martol coperate Industires

[tidal yew]

Luna is tuna's dog

[rancid parcel]

Bruh

[hollow owl]

Thats MII....

[autumn epoch]

yea i heard about it before

[fierce mason]

Spelling error

[tidal yew]

Anyone wanna join?!

[hollow owl]

[tidal yew]

Yo how did your test went?!

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

Helo Mr Larzy

[fierce mason]

My IGCSE?
Fucking fantasitc, turns out there was no point in being awake 24 hours that day

[tidal yew]

Yahallooo

[hollow owl]

Icl this pfp fits so cleanly

[plucky burrow]

I reemploy you

[hollow owl]

Anyways we should stop before I get in trouble

[rancid parcel]

You're literally unemployed

[plucky burrow]

[tidal yew]

Lool now I can beat yo ass anytime in gta then

[autumn epoch]

actually

what car do you think i should get just to show off?

[plucky burrow]

Actually more like Ashley

[autumn epoch]

i saw a lot of koenigseggs in the last car meet

[plucky burrow]

Entity mt

[tidal yew]

Huh?!?! Oh gta

[autumn epoch]

what about a lambo?

[plucky burrow]

Toreador

[autumn epoch]

gta channel

[plucky burrow]

[tidal yew]

For a sec I thought in rl

[autumn epoch]

this stupid fucking pos

[tidal yew]

[autumn epoch]

i thought you first said in irl

[plucky burrow]

Please don't be mean

[tidal yew]

Yes I did

[autumn epoch]

i was already pulling up this picture

[tidal yew]

That car is ass i agree with ashely

[hollow owl]

Mod blue

[tidal yew]

Yooooooo my man

[plucky burrow]

Alr

Block me then

[tidal yew]

Pavitra prabhakat

[plucky burrow]

If you hate toreador you hate me

[fierce mason]

What wrong with the toreador

[tidal yew]

Even if I don't hate that car I hate you

[tidal yew]

Ass is ugly

[rancid parcel]

It can't fly

[alpine basin]

speaking of, I present my quitation letter

Im free now

[fierce mason]

Its the worst vechiele in the entire game
-5 out of 5 stars

[autumn epoch]

turismo omaggio? (w)ignus? furia? reaper? d10? zentorno?

[tidal yew]

Hi wall-e

[autumn epoch]

im at a point where im just buying cars

[tidal yew]

Nightshark

[autumn epoch]

unless i get the salvage yard which is near 5 mill

[fierce mason]

Congrats
I am still broke in the game

[hollow owl]

Well i just ended MMI so useless

[tidal yew]

I got diamond if u want some money

[plucky burrow]

wow

After all I did for you

[fierce mason]

Problem
Time
I have no time because of A levels

[tidal yew]

Kidding man I love you (like a little brother )

[alpine basin]

I quit so I still have benefits until the end of the month

[hollow owl]

Benefits?

Those existed?

[rancid parcel]

Freedom

[tidal yew]

Thats what she said

[rancid parcel]

And not working for a sellout.

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

1 blocked messages

[fierce mason]

Valk?
But she unemployed and only plays gta

[alpine basin]

gaslighting

[rancid parcel]

ONLY plays gta?

[autumn epoch]

@sturdy tapir hello im browsing ssasa so i cant answer ingame

[sturdy tapir]

[tidal yew]

Not only i bet she has more games then frnds

[hollow owl]

🔑 🏙️ 79T?

[tidal yew]

Yo my man how u at?!

[autumn epoch]

sultan classic or sultan rs classic

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

RS classic

[autumn epoch]

non rs is a 4d sedan

rs is a 2d coupe

[swift trail]

isnt one of them a tuner

that has advantages sometimes

[fierce mason]

Me over here with like 6 friends and 50+ games
Yeah that sounds likely

[autumn epoch]

ok wait nvm sultan classic trade price is locked behind a casino

[tidal yew]

U got international frnds too man

[autumn epoch]

rs classic it is

[autumn epoch]

which one?

[fierce mason]

I meant in total

[lapis fossil]

Found 4 results

Karin Sultan RS Classic | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on August 26, 2021. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos.

IRL Counterpart: Subaru Impreza 22B STI

Basic Info

$1,789,000
Trade price: $1,341,750 - LS Car Meet certain reputation level
1,150 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_e: in Sports
1:02.747 Lap Time
117.5 mph Top Speed

4/4 sultan3 • Data from GTACars.net

[swift trail]

the sultan rs classic

[fierce mason]

That includes real life and online friends

[autumn epoch]

all of them are sports

except sultan rs for some reason being a super

[swift trail]

tuners is a subcategory

[autumn epoch]

True...

[tidal yew]

Well if u ever wanna know abt cars my gal ashely knows everything inside n out

Aint that right @autumn epoch

[autumn epoch]

@gray parcel im joining the Evo 1 club

[autumn epoch]

uuuh i know somethin

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

Can they explain to the complexitiy of the carbohdyrates, lipids and protein in biology?
Or you meant gta cars

[autumn epoch]

thats me at 4.2 mill now

[tidal yew]

Irl cars dumbfo

[autumn epoch]

actually i know some things about all 3 subjects

ill check what lipids mean in finnish

so uuh

im still looking for it

[tidal yew]

[autumn epoch]

but like do you want to know about cars or biology

[fierce mason]

GTA cars
Whats the fastest

[autumn epoch]

banshee gts hsw'd

[fierce mason]

Alright ill make sure i get that one after i get the mansion

[autumn epoch]

the mansions are coming in december

thats 2 and a half months away

youll get an autumn break sometime

you could save up 2 mill then

[fierce mason]

Yeah i have to get the money fast
I am on a time limit
I got board exam literally the next month after december

[autumn epoch]

guess what

[alpine basin]

whar

[autumn epoch]

||chicken butt||

but fr

i have something to show you people

[alpine basin]

traitor

[alpine basin]

its not going to be a cheap trick is it?

[autumn epoch]

cheap trick?

im still not 100% fluent in english

wdym by cheap trick

[alpine basin]

foolery

[autumn epoch]

oh

a bit of tomfoolery could be fun

but not now

[alpine basin]

but like what did you wanna show

[autumn epoch]

wait im taking the screenshot

and i got a random event

hold on

ill just ping you when im done

ok yea im done ill take the screenshot now

[alpine basin]

[autumn epoch]

why is r* editor so hard to access

AND WHERE ARE THE SNAPMATICS STORED

[swift trail]

pause > gallery

[sleek prism]

🥒 _ _

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

Why you didnt participate yesterday race event?

[sturdy tapir]

Tom Clancy wildlands more important than race

[rancid parcel]

Dead game

Move onto breakpoint or division 2

[sleek prism]

Tom Clancy is there always, race event with crew isnt

[sleek prism]

Do you have other dcmm

[rancid parcel]

Dcmm2

[sturdy tapir]

I mean i can get it with the PS plus subscription i got for free but the opinions abt the game ain't exactly nice

[sleek prism]

Is it painful

[rancid parcel]

Yes

I almost passed out due to boredom from Deluxo and Stromberg Preps

[sleek prism]

At night?

[rancid parcel]

Yes

[sleek prism]

Btw, what you guys do when someone dies if alt+f4 doesnt work?

[rancid parcel]

Start over

It feels rewarding when you actually completed it legit

[sleek prism]

Hell yeah

[lost lily]

Alt f4 would be slow

You'd need like a macro to end process gta5 exe

[sleek prism]

Really need to find people to do it like that

[west stirrup]

Me!

[rancid parcel]

The Duck, Jarvis, Lumbago

[sleek prism]

Do you know have they completed any dcmm?

[autumn epoch]

the headache

[rancid parcel]

Jarvis did all cmm/dcmm and baggo did dcmm2

[sleek prism]

Take an ibuxin

[autumn epoch]

or an ibumax

[sleek prism]

Yes

[autumn epoch]

how the fuck

is this image so compressed

like

[sleek prism]

Is this snapmatic?

[autumn epoch]

this is from r*

[autumn epoch]

yes 💔

[alpine basin]

I restarted so many times, SEVEN attempts btw because they wouldn't get on when we should have ran and then they crashed the plane a ton and blew up the truck a few times when doing the tanker mission

[sleek prism]

Use Rockstar editor and use free camera or just sprint screen?

[swift trail]

snapmatic sucks

[rancid parcel]

Randoms?

[swift trail]

just dont bother with it

[autumn epoch]

thats the way i took it

[alpine basin]

they have access to this chat, and they surely aren't randoms but it felt like that with how bad of an experience it was

[autumn epoch]

heres one taken straight from steam

i really like this car

fun to drive

i didnt know that it could be THIS fun

[alpine basin]

double throwback time to what I mean

[autumn epoch]

ok yeah this is that clip 😭

[alpine basin]

this clip haunts me everytime I talk about cmm in any way

[autumn epoch]

which heist prep is this

[rancid parcel]

Well it was night time, poor vision

[alpine basin]

Series A, where you steal the tanker and escort it, fairly easy when you actually drive

[alpine basin]

My vision is perfectly fine, I was lighting people ablaze easily

[autumn epoch]

im going to rip my skin off

100k LOST

[rancid parcel]

I meant the gas tank driver

[alpine basin]

After you rip it off, make sure you sell it so you can keep up the gambling

[autumn epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377985958338625536/1416112868566499499/845234930057216012.webp

[alpine basin]

I took over driving after that and did fine

[rancid parcel]

Plus your clips are usually pitch black as usual.

[sleek prism]

Only dying ruins the progress?

[autumn epoch]

what do you think happens to the driver

[alpine basin]

You don't even know how bad the cmm run(S) were

[autumn epoch]

oh wait no

[sleek prism]

Maybe we keep it that way

[autumn epoch]

this fucking game pisses me off

[alpine basin]

I have SOO many clips of how they failed I can just ponder on

[autumn epoch]

ok finally i won

80k

i had

uuh

120k

im down 40

istfg the dealer didnt play the first time i fold

dumb game smh

[sturdy tapir]

Are you getting dm notifications or not

[autumn epoch]

well im the one playing

[autumn epoch]

yea i think so

[sturdy tapir]

TRANSACTION PENDING BUG AGAIN

[burnt maple]

Looks like the car got 2 buttholes

[autumn epoch]

i thought you replied to the sultan but i completely forgot that i sent a deveste 8 screenshot

[burnt maple]

A double butthole car what was rockstar thinking

[autumn epoch]

d10 pursuit

right after i do this cayo i mean

[autumn epoch]

[sturdy tapir]

@autumn epoch we in a public lobby

[autumn epoch]

lets go burn some money shall we

[autumn epoch]

im well aware

now do i play another heist and get some more money to buy a raiju or prioritize the weekly sales and buy the d10

[sturdy tapir]

Invited to penthouse

[sturdy tapir]

ig weekly sale to get d10

[autumn epoch]

yea sorry i dont think i wanna gamble

im pretty broke now

[sturdy tapir]

[autumn epoch]

only 80k in chips

d10 it is

[sturdy tapir]

WTF I DIDN'T GET MY 60K CHIPS THAT I WON?

I GOT SCAM

[autumn epoch]

wait actually

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

Bro is too broke

[autumn epoch]

what about a bail office?

[vocal geode]

Be rich like Jarvis

[autumn epoch]

or what about a salvage yard?

[sturdy tapir]

Bail office is decent

[vocal geode]

400 mil in bank and 39 mil in cash and 2 mil in casino chips

[vocal geode]

Buy if if you’re rich and wanna throw money

[vocal geode]

Same like bail office but sometimes(once in a blue moon) you can get a claimable vehicle

[autumn epoch]

soo

car it is

but do i need it?

idk ill just get the d10 because its on sale

still enough money to buy a kosatka

this car is actually cheap when its on sale

quick question btw, why is this stack of special cargo in every lobby i visit?

[lost lily]

🐛

[untold dock]

🎷🐛

[autumn epoch]

🎶🎷🐛

ok this is nice

[opal rock]

Shoulda got the terminus

[autumn epoch]

i heard its good

[opal rock]

It’s very nice

Good off road, quick, tanky.

Can take 11 rockets or something

[lost lily]

ye it's good

[autumn epoch]

i should put the headlights back on the gauntlet

yeah i dont like how it is atm

[versed lintel]

yes

it looks like a mars bar

or snickers

[opal rock]

This is mine lol

[autumn epoch]

and the gauntlet feels cluncky now 💔

i actually have a plan for the gauntlet

the plan comes in the form of a lego set

[opal rock]

Nice

That looks dope

[autumn epoch]

ok this is fire

ill have to change the color of the splitter and the spoiler first

there we go

now were talking

a few more grinding / 8 finnish euro and i can get the terminus

[opal rock]

I’m gonna get a few I think

Be rude not to as they’re free

[glad compass]

I typically Solo Cayo, but this one I just got is def worth learning duo. Pink Diamond with 3 Gold spawns

[opal rock]

Yep

[autumn epoch]

💔 i just lost a hard mode pd with 2 golds

thats pretty good

[swift trail]

cayo is almost always worth doing duo due to shorter cooldown

[glad compass]

yeah, I just don't like having another person because the variance in skill in the community is vast. You could have one guy who knows exactly what to do one heist and the next you get someone who doesn't know left from right.

[opal rock]

Not much to learn tbh, just head straight to compound, take out the jugg, kill people south of the villa until get 2nd keycard and gate keys then collect loot and chip off.

[glad compass]

Probably pick up the Toreador for the Kosatka set-up

[opal rock]

Toreador?

[autumn epoch]

you mean the sparrow right

[glad compass]

Nah, for the Kosatka set up i like to park the Toreador underneath the other sub and swim in

[lost lily]

i find carrying randoms in casino a lot easier cuz casino is linear. i always stay ahead of them.

[glad compass]

Don't have to bother with the pesky boats and helis

[autumn epoch]

THE NIVA

[autumn epoch]

oh that one

did you mean cayo prep and not the kosatka setup

[opal rock]

I just take the sparrow shoot the boats and heli, call in the dinghy while over the circle, jump out the heli straight into the water

If you’re wearing the scuba outfit you dive straight down

[glad compass]

Well, the setup itself is for using the Kosatka as the approach vehicle

[opal rock]

James Bond styley

[glad compass]

thus, the kosatka set up

[autumn epoch]

fair

i should buy more high end cars

kinda wondering what the mclaren p1 is ingame

[untold dock]

t20 looks somewhat like a p1

doesn't have customization though

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Progen T20 | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on July 8, 2015. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: McLaren P1, Tushek T600, Falcon F7

Basic Info

$2,200,000
1,395 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_e: in Supers
1:00.778 Lap Time
122.5 mph Top Speed

t20 • Data from GTACars.net

[autumn epoch]

yeah thats the p1

wait actually

ive been driving those

from the auto shop

that handles pretty well iirc

the Reaper is the Huracan

[untold dock]

no, it's a piece of shit

[autumn epoch]

the Tempesta is also based on the Huracán

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Pegassi Tempesta | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on December 13, 2016. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport; Customer Car (Auto Shop).

IRL Counterpart: Lamborghini Huracán/Centenario, propsed 2015 Lotus Esprit

Basic Info

$1,329,000
1,422 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_d: in Supers
1:00.243 Lap Time
121.5 mph Top Speed

tempesta • Data from GTACars.net

[autumn epoch]

the tempesta has better specs but it isnt as similiar to the huracan as the reaper

[untold dock]

ionno how you could possibly think that the reaper looks more like a huracan than the tempesta does

[autumn epoch]

i mean

in terms of side profile the tempesta looks more similiar but the front end is more similiar on the reaper

but idk ill just continue looking at things

[lament frigate]

IT IS NOT

[autumn epoch]

?

mind explaining

[lament frigate]

More like a Lykan hypersport

[autumn epoch]

The vehicle is clearly inspired ...

yeah, clearly

but yes

[lament frigate]

not a huracan in my book

[autumn epoch]

it does resemble this better than the huracan

but im not sure after all

or maybe the lykan hypersport has taken inspiration from the huracan

yeah nope im coping

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Pegassi Reaper | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on June 7, 2016. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: Lamborghini Huracan, Centenario, Sesto Elemento, Lykan Hypersport

Basic Info

$1,595,000
1,300 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_g: in Supers
1:02.112 Lap Time
122 mph Top Speed

reaper • Data from GTACars.net

[sleek prism]

Well, there is 3 Lambos in counterpart. Also its Pegassi like Tempesta. Its Lamborghini imo

[autumn epoch]

yeah its a huracan in my heart

but it cant be that bad

[sleek prism]

The best Vehicle Warehouse car

[autumn epoch]

do you recommend the vehicle warehouse?

should i only buy it on sale?

[lament frigate]

It's meh

Nothing special really

[sleek prism]

If you gonna complete Career Progress, then yes. If not.. idk

[hollow owl]

farxxs lost an eye 😢

[autumn epoch]

why the

[lament frigate]

Muscle memory

[autumn epoch]

maybe he, sold the world?

[hollow owl]

Ive been doing that alot like rn

[autumn epoch]

trips me up for some reason, it shouldnt but im a fucking failure

anyways

[burnt maple]

Pizza in milk

[hollow owl]

[autumn epoch]

banned

[sleek prism]

Sometimes I hate when people doesnt use ping. I ask something and come back couple hrs later and have to scroll up

[autumn epoch]

my thought just cut

i had a car i wanted to check out if it was in gta but i dont remember what that was

i dont even remember if i was thinking about gta cars

[vocal geode]

Guys rate my new gaming chair

[hollow owl]

Wait my mum showed me that same chair wtf

I said im good

[vocal geode]

Liar

[hollow owl]

Or it was very similar

Its like very similar

Il have to find it

[vocal geode]

Hmmm i mean all gaming chair look similar but yea I get ur point

[hollow owl]

Brb

[vocal geode]

I got this new table as well

I should get them all by this Wednesday

[untold dock]

that's way too small

[vocal geode]

Nope

[hollow owl]

Oh urs is green soul

[untold dock]

yope

[vocal geode]

1206080 cm

[hollow owl]

The one i saw was SITMOD whatever that is

[vocal geode]

Yes

[untold dock]

my desk is 200x100 and it's still too small

[vocal geode]

These are the dimensions in cm

[untold dock]

yeah it's too small

[vocal geode]

I mean I just want a desk for pc not for other stuffs

[vocal geode]

[untold dock]

assuming 60 is depth and 80 is the height

that would barely fit my mousepad

[vocal geode]

No 60 is width and 80 is height 120 is length

[burnt maple]

Pizza in blender

[untold dock]

same thing

pootie

[vocal geode]

It serves my purpose Im happy with

I don’t want a bed

[untold dock]

i want a bed

[vocal geode]

[burnt maple]

I have a bed

[vocal geode]

Bro wants to roll on a table

[burnt maple]

If you choose bed you have to go with tv

[vocal geode]

Yes same here

I don’t have consoles so I don’t care much for tv

Now @flint flower can’t talk shit

[burnt maple]

Same here but i use tv

[vocal geode]

Damn how much fps u get ?

[burnt maple]

Doesn’t seem to affect fps

[vocal geode]

Unless u got one with 120hz led tv

[burnt maple]

Depends on the resolution i play

[vocal geode]

Does it look smooth coz of 60hz refresh rate ?

[burnt maple]

To me yes

Google it

[vocal geode]

Aight fair

[vocal geode]

What ?

[burnt maple]

The monitor is called sony A80L

[burnt maple]

Search it on the world wide web

[vocal geode]

U just said its a tv

[vocal geode]

This

Liar

[burnt maple]

Just search itttt

[vocal geode]

He is the imposter

[vocal geode]

Aight hold up

[hollow owl]

Holy red and pink

[vocal geode]

Bro just casually flexed a 3K $ Tv

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Vulcar Nebula Turbo | sᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴄʟᴀssɪᴄ

This vehicle was added on August 22, 2019. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos; Customer Car (Auto Shop).

Prerequisite To: Nebula Turbo (Drift) (Upgrade price: +$200,000)
IRL Counterpart: First generation Volvo 242 2-door sedan

Basic Info

$797,000
1,320 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_k: in Sports Classics
1:16.260 Lap Time
102.5 mph Top Speed

1/2 nebula • Data from GTACars.net

[autumn epoch]

[vocal geode]

?

[burnt maple]

It gets the job done

[hollow owl]

The chat

[vocal geode]

Oh u mean roles

[vocal geode]

Lol

[vocal geode]

Mine is smthn like Sony Bravia 55 inch Android Tv

I never tried playing games on it

Hmmmmm

Ill try tomorrow

[burnt maple]

I got a fish on a pizza

[vocal geode]

[autumn epoch]

"a" fish

[burnt maple]

My fish

[hollow owl]

So not Tuna

[lost lily]

[burnt maple]

Check dms

[sturdy tapir]

I GOT FANTA IN MY SYSTEM

FANTA IN MY SYSTEM

🗣️ 🔥

[burnt maple]

Rice now you are fantastic

[sturdy tapir]

[burnt maple]

Check dms

[sturdy tapir]

Wait rice

[vocal geode]

Nice as in rice

[sturdy tapir]

[autumn epoch]

i gotta take a SHIT every time i drink one of these FUCK

[vocal geode]

He is a bit weird when it comes to grammer

[burnt maple]

Nice=rice

[sturdy tapir]

average taco bell Experience

[burnt maple]

Dare he gets it

[vocal geode]

[sturdy tapir]

@hollow owl ts is a meme vro

[burnt maple]

Check your dms

[sturdy tapir]

why u peepoweird it

[opal rock]

Stop sending me your disgusting looking pizzas lol

[vocal geode]

What did u send him ? Send me as well

[burnt maple]

🤣

[opal rock]

Are you a pizza chef or something

[burnt maple]

Ok

[autumn epoch]

i can forward here

[sturdy tapir]

rel wtf is that monstrosity

[autumn epoch]

or does ace want to dm everyone individually

[vocal geode]

Nah man don’t ask him he find very weird food images

[sturdy tapir]

Hello 911 we got a food criminal

[opal rock]

Anyway this isn’t the chat for it

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

I saw it yesterday in group chat

[burnt maple]

No i am a eater

[opal rock]

Don’t want y’all getting muted

[vocal geode]

Yup

Ban ace

[autumn epoch]

excuse/reason to leave this fucking place

[vocal geode]

[opal rock]

Eh

Who’s pissed on your bonfire?

[burnt maple]

I need 3 people to join my lobby to kill a flying mosquito (supposor mk2)

[autumn epoch]

all of the sultan liveries are boring as hell

[vocal geode]

[autumn epoch]

joining

you arent online

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

Ill join for that

[untold dock]

sultan rs classic has a bunch of unreleased liveries

[autumn epoch]

[burnt maple]

How tf are you guys good at killing mk2 i thought you would say “goodluck killing that ace”

[autumn epoch]

the only one worth putting on this car are the twin stripes

[vocal geode]

Skill issue on ur end

[sturdy tapir]

coca cola 💥

[burnt maple]

The only solution i found call the runier 2000 blow the mosquito then he blows me up using 2 rpg

[vocal geode]

Also is he udmk2 or just mk2?

[vocal geode]

Massive skill issue

[burnt maple]

The flying bike mk2

[vocal geode]

Upside down mk2/mk2

[burnt maple]

[vocal geode]

Use deluxo bruh or toreador

[burnt maple]

And then i wont sea sheet

[autumn epoch]

also @hollow owl

https://www.tiktok.com/@kmill2113/video/7364023930136399150

[burnt maple]

Then he guns me down using normal weapons

[plucky burrow]

Finally a non Taylor swift emoji

[vocal geode]

You just had to say it

[plucky burrow]

[vocal geode]

Now he gonna spam it

[hollow owl]

Ik lol

[vocal geode]

Ayeee its lumburger

[plucky burrow]

What

[autumn epoch]

why is Taylor Swift drinking so much wine

[plucky burrow]

No

[burnt maple]

Lumbago

[vocal geode]

Lumbago

[plucky burrow]

Alcoholic

[sturdy tapir]

Alcohol addiction and liver damage

[burnt maple]

I thought lumbago and jarvis were the same people

[vocal geode]

Skill issue again

[plucky burrow]

I will literally slap you

[vocal geode]

Bro needs professional help

[plucky burrow]

Bludner

[burnt maple]

[vocal geode]

Booting up my pc

Tell me the name of the guy we killing

[plucky burrow]

Send acid lab

[sturdy tapir]

[burnt maple]

Mikko

[plucky burrow]

Stop spamming

[sturdy tapir]

Bonus, psychiatric evaluation

[autumn epoch]

ace you arent online for me at least

[plucky burrow]

Ban this user mods

[vocal geode]

And is he abusing any glitches or not if yes then tell me Ill prepare accordingly

[burnt maple]

I know my pc is off

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

[burnt maple]

There’s this guy called keytown i owe him 13 kills

I need to kill him 13 times

[autumn epoch]

[vocal geode]

To be clear I don’t use nor own any mudding things I despise mudders

I just have my ways of dealing with mudders

[autumn epoch]

i think it came off a bit wrong bud

[burnt maple]

Our mutual servers bro

[vocal geode]

Damn

[burnt maple]

Why does it say you are in gta 5 for 5 hours

[vocal geode]

Anyways Im feeding r* launcher my acc details then Ill join u

[autumn epoch]

because ive been playing the game for 5 hours

i wish the kuruma wasnt the armored variant

[burnt maple]

You’ll destroy your eyes

[autumn epoch]

actually you know what

ill fix that

[swift trail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/662774504149483550/1386929660633288845/image.png?ex=68c6f0a7&is=68c59f27&hm=8cfeb10f0359008f61f3ece8f809f8084986e76bcfb0182fb1469ee531505bdf&

[vocal geode]

[burnt maple]

The longest i played was 3 hours

[vocal geode]

[autumn epoch]

i use an eye saver setting

[burnt maple]

Jesus

[vocal geode]

Same

[vocal geode]

Bro please leave the chair

Hes is crying

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Karin Kuruma | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on March 10, 2015. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos; the Lucky Wheel (Casino).

IRL Counterpart: Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X, 2015 Subaru WRX STi

Basic Info

$126,350
Trade price: $95,000 - Original heist mission (The Fleeca Job)
1,500 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_j: in Sports
1:06.150 Lap Time
113 mph Top Speed

1/2 kuruma • Data from GTACars.net

[autumn epoch]

its in ssasa

[opal rock]

Have they ever been seen together?

[vocal geode]

Does ace appear online for u ?

[burnt maple]

My pc is off

[burnt maple]

Nope

[vocal geode]

We were just talking 2 mins ago

[vocal geode]

Im going throw sand on your face while u sleep

Bro asked for help and says his pc is off

[burnt maple]

[vocal geode]

Ill slap the taste out of your mouth

Come back online now

[burnt maple]

In 10 minutes

[autumn epoch]

the retinue mk2 is 1.6 mill and 1.2 mill after a casino heist

[burnt maple]

Let’s kill some people

[vocal geode]

Im good at that

[autumn epoch]

im just wondering, whats the karin boor?

wait actually i can just check it myself

[vocal geode]

Do you want it ?

I have it

[burnt maple]

Do you remember the group me you and lumbago were killing the east side of the map?

[autumn epoch]

its the subaru brat

[burnt maple]

I was using ruiner 2000 do you remember?

[autumn epoch]

im just looking through ssasa

[vocal geode]

Whats that ?

[autumn epoch]

southern san andreas super autos

[vocal geode]

No I don’t remember sadly

[vocal geode]

Ohh

[burnt maple]

You fuck

[autumn epoch]

oh wait the kuruma is 4d

[burnt maple]

I recorded sum of it

[autumn epoch]

ofc

[vocal geode]

I have that karin boor of July 4 thingy

[autumn epoch]

aaaand umm

whats the hardy

[vocal geode]

Its rare thing

[vocal geode]

A car which i own

[autumn epoch]

the nissan laurel

[vocal geode]

I don’t like to play alone invite me to ur session

Ace betrayed

[autumn epoch]

ill go to crew

[vocal geode]

Aight

[burnt maple]

In 15 minutes

[vocal geode]

Bro r u fr ?

U said 10 mins 4 mins ago

[autumn epoch]

thats cheap

[burnt maple]

Am waiting for pizza on tuna

[vocal geode]

Yes

[untold dock]

kumara is lame

[vocal geode]

[untold dock]

no customization

[vocal geode]

Its good if you’re low lvl

[autumn epoch]

and it has a lock on jammer for some reason

[untold dock]

other than a few ugly splitters and wings

[autumn epoch]

base or armored

[burnt maple]

Will send you pictures when its done

[untold dock]

both

[vocal geode]

Pls don’t

[autumn epoch]

join

im in closed crew

[vocal geode]

I did

[autumn epoch]

yeah this isnt it

[untold dock]

what the fuck did you do to that sultan

it's like you took a toy car and smashed it with a hammer

[autumn epoch]

do you want me to make it a sultan rs classic donk?

[untold dock]

yes

[viral aspen]

the slammed car makes me wannna throw something