gta-online-mk2

[opal rock]

I need to cancel gta+

[sturdy tapir]

[craggy mica]

I want it

[opal rock]

They’re seriously mocking it

Wildlife photography

[gray parcel]

it mocks itself

[craggy mica]

[opal rock]

Oh actually I thought that was the monthly bonus

It’s 2x for everyone

Ok

Still shit

[lament frigate]

True...

[opal rock]

But not crazy, I thought they had lost their minds

[hollow owl]

Valkyrie worst nightmare

[rich osprey]

Trace Is a mod?

[silk shuttle]

the chat is even more blue now as if more playstation players leveled up to 25 recently

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[hollow owl]

[rich osprey]

What a awful weekly update... even worse gta+... 2x on wildlife photography?! Wtf is this

[craggy mica]

R* making funny

[rich osprey]

Fr

[covert atlas]

4x dispatch work for 2 weeks at least which is pretty good

Not sure why it’s 2 weeks but it could be a typo

[rich osprey]

Yeah that might be OK. Probably gonna do those anyway for the outfit

[sleek prism]

Shit happens

[covert atlas]

Only issue is whether you can do them for longer than 45 minutes without falling asleep

[rich osprey]

True

[covert atlas]

I’ve delivered probably 100 taco vans from doing dispatch work and that shit is a snooze fest

[sleek prism]

oh fuck

taco van.. so annoying

good if distance is short

[covert atlas]

Yeah. If you get the one in Sandy Shores though it’s pretty annoying

[sleek prism]

Yeah 💯

[covert atlas]

Funnest part is there’s usually another Taco Van that spawns like 20 feet away from it that isn’t a part of the mission yet still has people surrounding it

[hollow owl]

Ive never had the Taco Van dispatch mission yet

[covert atlas]

First time I did that mission I mowed down those people then realized I killed the wrong people

So sorry I guess

[sleek prism]

I need your luck

[hollow owl]

[sturdy tapir]

I NEEEEDDD ITTTT

[opal rock]

Hold on you have to deliver stuff as cops?

You don’t have to do cops stuff?

[night swallow]

ayyyy ggs Trace congratz om jr mod

[sturdy tapir]

Well, you do, kinda

[hollow owl]

I think ive had all of them except Taco

[covert atlas]

Taco is the most common one for me

Not sure if spawn distribution is biased towards Taco or if I’ve just had bad luck

[misty berry]

Im gonna miss double payphone hits but dispatch work aint bad

[fossil dagger]

Nah what

TRACE IS A MODD

[hollow owl]

[misty berry]

tbh still might do payphone hits anyway cuz 45k while dispatch is on cooldown aint bad

[fossil dagger]

bro i swear you change color everytime

[hollow owl]

Not lying there

[fossil dagger]

Every time I come here you're a different color

[hollow owl]

Well now its permanent (hopefully)

[fossil dagger]

do you have cool perms now

[hollow owl]

Idk

I just have a nice colour

[fossil dagger]

can i buy them cool perms

[hollow owl]

[fossil dagger]

😊

[hollow owl]

Rule 10 still exists

So not currently

[fossil dagger]

Uhhh

!rule 10

[golden ravine]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@fossil dagger

[fossil dagger]

get out

[fast bridge]

W event week

[hollow owl]

Its alright

Still not bringing me back

[west stirrup]

I expected it

Because of next week

[hollow owl]

Maybe idk

[west stirrup]

Yes.

ENTITY MT YAY

Every police car on sale ☺️

Deity claimable!

[lost lily]

Both mid in performance

Just looks

[west stirrup]

Party pooper

[sturdy tapir]

FR?

[west stirrup]

Yes

[sturdy tapir]

send image

@west stirrup

[sleek prism]

Can you afford to buy them all

[west stirrup]

Hmm

[hollow owl]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1ndnqzc/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_september_11th_to/

[hollow owl]

Nvm doing it for me

[sturdy tapir]

The Canis Terminus Patrol isn't?

[lament frigate]

Time trial is down chilliad

[sturdy tapir]

[lament frigate]

oh shit here we go

[sleek prism]

If you dont see it there, then not

[naive zenith]

We finally get a cop fit🌹

[sleek prism]

Hopefully a decent one not like what they offered with police bike

[rancid parcel]

Omg they giving scams a discount?

[hollow owl]

Not surprised

[rancid parcel]

The sellout is a Moderator

[hollow owl]

Nooo

Im not sellout

[rancid parcel]

All hope is lost.

[hollow owl]

Now my headset isnt working

[sleek prism]

Fired permanently?

[hollow owl]

No

She left MMI

After I fired her

And then unfired her

[rancid parcel]

Yes

Me Jobless

[west stirrup]

I like thm alot

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism we playin tommorow 👀

dispatch 4x doesnt seem too bad

idk how much they pay

[west stirrup]

100k

[rancid parcel]

@west stirrup do u have gta+?

[west stirrup]

Yea

[rancid parcel]

Can others without gta+ enters your vinewood garage or be invited to it?

[west stirrup]

I've never really checked so idk

[rancid parcel]

Darn.

Test it out if you can since there's someone eager to know

[west stirrup]

Yop

[rancid parcel]

Does it actually display all the Player tho or only gta+ players?

[young copper]

All can roam

Same as other garage

No changes

[rancid parcel]

Okay then

[young copper]

You change floor all change floor

[rancid parcel]

If you're wrong I'll be hanged for this

[young copper]

I've that garage

Don't worry

Won't let anyone down

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

I'm assuming those without gta+ has to be invited directly and they can't casually walk into your garage?

[young copper]

Ofcourse invite

But if they're your associate then I think they can walk in too

But I always invite them

[silk shuttle]

hell yeah

[lament frigate]

I'll try it in the Tampa GT HSW

But I have a slight feeling that is simply impossible

[silk shuttle]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[lament frigate]

just a little challenge you know

The last time I had to do down chilliad I spent hours daily with "easy" cars

[broken musk]

If I buy another park ranger tomorrow can I get the outfit without having to wait 74 hours?

[silk shuttle]

i mean u were there when i posted the bati run

it is deadass fr ong easier with that glide than with anything else

[hollow glade]

How many times a year do we even get down chiliad lol. Pretty sure it’s by far the least

[silk shuttle]

we get it every 32 weeks

[autumn epoch]

i think i should get the hakuchou drag for this occasion

[hollow glade]

[autumn epoch]

the last down chiliad was a bit over a month ago btw

[hollow glade]

Even then good luck, u only hit 100 mph offroad

[autumn epoch]

well its better than the banshee gts isnt it

[hollow glade]

Uh

Pretty sure all vehicles are limited to about 100 mph offroad outside boosts

GTS on down chiliad imagine

[autumn epoch]

i got a bit close

[silk shuttle]

can't be worse than the adder

[autumn epoch]

if i got home on monday instead of tuesday i couldve won the time trial

[autumn epoch]

is it that bad

[silk shuttle]

it is https://youtu.be/7WwB6m5_Ee8?t=568

[autumn epoch]

embed failure 😔

[autumn epoch]

wait no im mistaking down chiliad for something else

goddamnit

[flint flower]

Embed fail in mk2

[silk shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/burnout-paradise-meme-cope-seethe-gif-26540095

[flint flower]

Never let oreo use gifs

[sleek prism]

_ _

[sleek prism]

Maybe

[sleek prism]

Suit on the left doesnt look bad

[tidal yew]

[cunning python]

Gz mod @hollow owl

[cunning python]

Owning gta+ when barely playing is some dedication

[west stirrup]

It’s not that expensive anyway

[plucky burrow]

@autumn epoch

I wanna do some work

[autumn epoch]

go on

[plucky burrow]

When I'm done I'll let you know

[autumn epoch]

alr

[autumn epoch]

so that happened

i should change the clip size from 30 seconds to 15

or just edit the clip beforehand

[plucky burrow]

I ate the npc

[autumn epoch]

😔

thanks r*

[autumn epoch]

still a few minutes

7 to be precise

then i can start grinding dispatch work

[hollow owl]

6 now

[autumn epoch]

its inching closer to 12.00

its 12.00

[lament frigate]

Whoever completes down chilliad gets a virtual cookie 🍪

[untold dock]

i will not be completing down chiliad

[autumn epoch]

is it that bad

[untold dock]

well besides that i haven't had gta installed for a long time, yes

[lament frigate]

Let's say they did NOT play test this before releasing it

[west stirrup]

If oreo can do it, everyone can

[limber spindle]

Nope, I am time trial handicapped

[silk shuttle]

[lament frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[silk shuttle]

[sturdy tapir]

Time to come back to GTAO

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

Wut

[cunning python]

I remember doing it before

Vaguely

Might get on sometime just to try it

https://youtu.be/Wi-gvRY0GEQ?si=1xssyeecVzmUqOza

Look how cute

[plucky burrow]

Crazy

[cunning python]

Oleg in his noob days

[plucky burrow]

But his best time is 34 or something

[cunning python]

What is time

[west stirrup]

Niiice

[lament frigate]

https://youtu.be/7WwB6m5_Ee8?t=568&si=rGe5fj7_kHb5n15t

Oleg as a veteran

[cunning python]

Oleg will do it with a bus

[vocal geode]

Give me

[autumn epoch]

hi jarvis

[sleek prism]

Can I use any vehicle?

[lament frigate]

Complete it first

Yes any vehicle

[vocal geode]

Hello

[autumn epoch]

i have so many things i need but im scared to use money

[vocal geode]

How u doing

[autumn epoch]

gta+ for dispatch work, nitro for per server bios

[vocal geode]

We have been there

[autumn epoch]

im hanging there

[autumn epoch]

no but like irl this time

[vocal geode]

Prioritise

[autumn epoch]

true...

[vocal geode]

Buy needed things first wants later

[rancid parcel]

I've seen people bought one year Discord Nitro premium and used for a single month

[autumn epoch]

so uuh

gauntlet interceptor?

[autumn epoch]

true. but the needs part is 250€ + 20€/month

[cunning python]

I been subscdibed for years and always paid monthly. I really need to buy yearly and save some money

[sleek prism]

Yes?

[autumn epoch]

but hey its aight

[vocal geode]

Damn

[autumn epoch]

ill save up a bit and then ill get the wants after the needs

[vocal geode]

Lmao

[autumn epoch]

why is the yes equipped with a question mark?

[sleek prism]

Because you didnt finish your question?

[vocal geode]

What was the question?

[autumn epoch]

get gauntlet interceptor?

[vocal geode]

❓

[sleek prism]

You will get?

[vocal geode]

Upto you totally

[autumn epoch]

yes?

or no?

[sleek prism]

Imo the best police car rn

[vocal geode]

They don’t serve a purpose other than dispatch work

[sleek prism]

Or atleast the best looking

[cunning python]

The day they add chat to enhanced is the same day I'll buy gta+ I promise @rancid parcel 🙏

[vocal geode]

What was that police car name that can tank like 3-5 missiles ?

Looks like a Jeep

[rancid parcel]

You should promise to R* themselves not me

[sleek prism]

Canis Terminus?

[vocal geode]

Sun never rises from the south type shit

[cunning python]

I know you are very influential

[vocal geode]

Idk the name but it looks a jeep

[cunning python]

Put a good word in for me would ya

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Canis Terminus Patrol | ᴇᴍᴇʀɢᴇɴᴄʏ

This vehicle was added on December 10, 2024. Acquire it from Warstock.

IRL Counterpart: Fourth generation Jeep Wrangler Rubicon (JL)

Basic Info

$5,125,000
Trade price: $3,843,750 - Misc (Complete Health Code Violations as part of Dispatch Work)
2,100 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 11 missiles

Performance

1:03.964 Lap Time
119.5 mph Top Speed

polterminus • Data from GTACars.net

[sleek prism]

@vocal geode

[cunning python]

Comically expensive police cars

[sleek prism]

Fr

[vocal geode]

Yes this one

[vocal geode]

How many missiles can this car tank ?

[autumn epoch]

broke 💔

[sleek prism]

It says 11

[vocal geode]

I saw puther using it in his videos

[vocal geode]

Does it have missile lock on jammer ?

[sleek prism]

Not sure

[vocal geode]

Damn I was this broke 2 years ago

Since then Ive been elon musk

[vocal geode]

Chatgpt time

[sleek prism]

"the most reliable" place to ask gta questions

[vocal geode]

Often times its wrong that why I got the premium version of perplexity ai

[vocal geode]

It says it has missiles lock on jammer

[sleek prism]

Nice

[vocal geode]

5 more lvls then im lvl 50

[rancid parcel]

Okay?

Am I supposed to know this?

[vocal geode]

Im telling this to u

Im saying in general

[rancid parcel]

[vocal geode]

[rancid parcel]

I'm already exhausted from Josh silliness

[vocal geode]

?

Do you get lvl increase in community chat as well ?

Or just in these gta channels ?

[cunning python]

Wow ur so meannnn

[vocal geode]

[cunning python]

Gz Jarvis so proud of you hitting lvl 50

[rancid parcel]

What am I supposed to do with this information 😭

[vocal geode]

[cunning python]

Yeah idk

You don't have anything unlocked at 50

[rancid parcel]

People literally told me to go touch grass when I hit lv.100 so-

Go.touch grass @vocal geode ?

[vocal geode]

Damn why you targeting me

[rancid parcel]

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THEN???

[vocal geode]

Ignore ?

[rancid parcel]

Good idea

[vocal geode]

[rancid parcel]

1 ignored messages

[vocal geode]

Lets divert that energy towards muskles

He aint online here anyways

[autumn epoch]

got that stealth interceptor

[vocal geode]

Interceptor?

[autumn epoch]

yea i corrected it

[vocal geode]

Nice

[autumn epoch]

oh god the compression

[vocal geode]

Looks good enough tbh

[autumn epoch]

"good enough"

this look amazing

[silk shuttle]

they can give it to me

never let valkyrie use emojis

[vocal geode]

Can’t see anything way too dark

[autumn epoch]

ok let me show you one in a brighter setting

[silk shuttle]

that's the point

[vocal geode]

Aight

[vocal geode]

[silk shuttle]

too dark so you can't see how uggo it is

[vocal geode]

Lol

I though u meant smthn else

[autumn epoch]

is this good enough

[vocal geode]

Yup looks perfectly clear

Increase the contrast a bit more

[autumn epoch]

yeah wait

[autumn epoch]

more

[vocal geode]

Next van gogh type shit

[autumn epoch]

no but actually

weird how much discord compresses pictures

[vocal geode]

Looks like batman car

[vocal geode]

Yes

[rancid parcel]

It looks like a lump of coal.

[vocal geode]

[rancid parcel]

how do i start Dispatch work again?

[autumn epoch]

press b while not a boss

[rancid parcel]

very specific, ty

[rancid parcel]

not working

[autumn epoch]

huh

ill check

[rancid parcel]

are you even on PC?

[autumn epoch]

yes

[rancid parcel]

nvm

[autumn epoch]

b as in the key

sorry mb

[silk shuttle]

some other time

[sleek prism]

What car I should use in time trial?

[rancid parcel]

opressor mk2

[sleek prism]

I dont buy it ever

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

Use raiju

[rancid parcel]

50k for a dispatch work

this profits so much from my spending on police cars

[sleek prism]

fukin shit

100 dispatch to get your Canis Terminus Patrol money back

[autumn epoch]

50 if you spend 8 finish euros

[rancid parcel]

i have no garage slots left hmmm

[sleek prism]

[sleek prism]

Buy a garage, ez

[rancid parcel]

1 has to go hmmm

[sleek prism]

The first one, ugly "corvette"

[rancid parcel]

Okay

[sleek prism]

Is that Terminus good to drive

[rancid parcel]

yes

[lament frigate]

That's funny

I doubt it's even possible to complete the trial in the car they used for the picture

[vocal geode]

A car with the worst brakes

[sleek prism]

"If you use brakes, you're a coward."

[vocal geode]

Says r*

[sleek prism]

Yes

[vocal geode]

Yea i don’t listen to em

[sleek prism]

My first test vehicle

[lament frigate]

Nah it's not the worst

but it's still horrible

[vocal geode]

Use firefighter truck

[sleek prism]

It was kinda mission to get all the way up

Well.. this is very challenging

[west stirrup]

Wait the Gta+ is awesome

Free terminus cop car

Bounty stuff is 2x

[sleek prism]

Nah

[broken musk]

sooo instead of getting rid of that stupid summer outfit popup every time I join the game, they just made it longer?

[lament frigate]

so

Tampa GT hsw in this time trial is not possible

ggs

It comes to a complete stop when going through bushes

[sleek prism]

ah yeah, fuck those bushes after starting

brakes too much

I was expecting an explosion, on my way to change a car

[sleek prism]

What suspension you used?

[lament frigate]

Lowest

doesn't matter really

[sleek prism]

Damn

[hollow owl]

Mikko is gnna make all the F&F driving scenes

[sleek prism]

[hollow owl]

I hate being ill man

I feel so slow and unproductive

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

I brought my Avenger here to fast repair

[hollow owl]

Smort

[broken musk]

Bruh which dispatch works am I supposed to do ffs

[sleek prism]

Police

[hollow owl]

Vincent ones

[broken musk]

I just did 3 of them and it didn’t complete

The ones that are missions or the ones from the cars

[hollow owl]

Cars

[broken musk]

Ffs Ihml

[hollow owl]

Lmaooo

Only 5 min cooldown

So max 30 mins maybe

[broken musk]

I just wasted 30 mins doing the other ones

[hollow owl]

Martin Dispatch holds a place in my heart

[broken musk]

Ffs and he gives me the fucking taco one

[sleek prism]

oh god

[broken musk]

Ima just die

Rockstar wonders why I haven’t played in 3 weeks?

[broken musk]

Make it 35 mins I’m not doing the taco one

2 taco vans in a row? Okay fine I’ll try again tomorrow this isn’t worth my time

Or I’ll go there and blow up the fucking taco van

[lament frigate]

I'm betting both of my kidneys that rockstar did not play test this

[untold dock]

it's just so frustarating

[broken musk]

Do they ever play test anything anymore?

[untold dock]

cars are too unpredictable and bikes you fall off

[broken musk]

D5? Still broken

[lament frigate]

You have to somehow keep driving in a straight line

[broken musk]

I GOT IT

I got the new cop outfit

[lament frigate]

Because the moment you even THINK of turning the car will spin

[sleek prism]

I have tried for an hour this alr

Feels Tampa can make it but.. it needs too much luck

[broken musk]

I’ll just buy another park ranger 2 million is nothing

[sleek prism]

Vincent

[young copper]

why 2

[broken musk]

Summer park ranger outfit. I don’t want to wait 74 hours for the outfit when I can just buy another car and get it immediately

[young copper]

really?

[broken musk]

Yea

[young copper]

what if they still send after 72

[broken musk]

They won’t and if they did it wouldn’t do anything

[young copper]

oh goodie

[broken musk]

Tbh the park ranger outfit is essentially just a different color of the trooper outfit

[sleek prism]

god damn

[broken musk]

Noose outfit still my favourite

[gray parcel]

i like the merryweather outfit you get after that fib file

[tame holly]

time to get the 2 free cars for me

[broken musk]

I have about a million ways to impersonate merryweather, for example I can use my DH-7 with merryweather livery and commit crimes through their corporation

[exotic egret]

So wait is the canis terminus patrol free for gta+?

[broken musk]

Yes

[exotic egret]

Wow no way

[sleek prism]

Nice! what car

[exotic egret]

So I can get the summer police fit

[lament frigate]

peanut Le cruise

[tame holly]

I think i have a stick drift, up on left stick

[broken musk]

Yes it’s easy to get

[gray parcel]

why can't i just buy the regular cop car

or vincent's fancy one at the end of cluck bell

[sleek prism]

Isnt that Gauntlet Interceptor?

[broken musk]

There’s about 20 cop cars you can buy lol

[gray parcel]

is it

maybe it is

[broken musk]

That one you can’t get

[gray parcel]

that's the one

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Bravado Gauntlet Interceptor | ᴇᴍᴇʀɢᴇɴᴄʏ

This vehicle was added on March 7, 2024. Acquire it from Warstock.

IRL Counterpart: 2018 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon

Basic Info

$5,420,000
Trade price: $4,065,000 - Misc (Complete The Cluckin' Bell Farm Raid as leader)
2,150 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

1:04.814 Lap Time
122 mph Top Speed

polgauntlet • Data from GTACars.net

[broken musk]

That’s the basic bitch cop car

[gray parcel]

i like it best

that's the one i'll prob get since it's closest i guess

but i liek the ranger suv too

[broken musk]

LSPD is forced to sell all their new cop cars and use the old ones after all the collateral damage I’ve caused them

[gray parcel]

wish we had an ICE outfit

wonder if 6 will have an equiv

[west stirrup]

Did u clip

It

[broken musk]

That would be too controversial, they could get a lawsuit from the current administration lmao

I wanna be able to buy the FIB cars

[west stirrup]

We had Border Patrol things in gta SP

Idk much about ice but im guessing its the parody

[tame holly]

So I just won a race with my fastest lap being 8s faster than everyone else, yeah I think I could have won with a slower car

[broken musk]

In GTAO, ICE is called the Patriotism and Immigration Authority (aka PIA)

That would be my assumption of what the parody of it is

[tame holly]

welp time to sell my old entity mt, don't need 2

[broken musk]

Why not

[tame holly]

More money and I barely use it anyway

[west stirrup]

Oh yea well im guessing the Border Patrol in GTASP is a parody

[broken musk]

Bruh I barely use any of my cars

[tame holly]

A small addition of 2.1M in the bank after the sell

[west stirrup]

I wonder how good RP for Bounty is for 2X

[gray parcel]

cayo assault rp was juiced

shame nobody queues for it after the first few days

[primal sluice]

It was pretty good indeed

It was the most fun i had in this game in a good while honestly

[gray parcel]

i like it and cayo survival too

[lament frigate]

No

[opal rock]

@sleek prism what you doing?

[sleek prism]

Time trial

[opal rock]

Still damn

Good luck

[sleek prism]

Kept a break and now trying with Hakuchou but I keep dying

[opal rock]

Great I just won the casino car

Time to stick on the impotent rage costume

[sleek prism]

"Luxury" Autos... yeah

[opal rock]

Well that was easy lol

[lament frigate]

What about it

[opal rock]

I got the taco truck it was only 0.8miles from where I was and was right next to Vincent’s lockup

100k for 2min might enjoy this dispatch work after all

[sleek prism]

The car they used in a pic, maybe I try it later

[vocal geode]

Shittiest car ever don’t try with that

[sleek prism]

Atleast it is off-road

[lament frigate]

All I can say is good luck

[sleek prism]

What.. only once? nice

[viral aspen]

How much do you make per dispatch with 4x$

[sleek prism]

200k

wait no

100k

[viral aspen]

oh

Isnt there a crazy cooldown

[sleek prism]

its normally 25k

@opal rock wanna race

[hollow owl]

5 minutes

[opal rock]

Sure

There’s no cd for dispatch is there?

It’s letting me start another straight away

[rancid parcel]

Most likely none

Started a 2nd dispatch work in 30s

[hollow owl]

Wait it might just be 1 min or smth

[opal rock]

It’s nice you only have to start the job in the car

[hollow owl]

Wtf did i just run jnto

[tame holly]

well just found the most based players
Alkonost in public lobby, they are brave

[hollow owl]

I just drove past 10 people doing a police escort for the chernobog

[tame holly]

peak gta

[opal rock]

I just unlocked an award called “penetrate from behind”

[tame holly]

ayo ?

[opal rock]

Guessing it’s to do with racing

I just won a race

[tame holly]

yeah its for how long you spend in the slipstream iirc

[tame holly]

I love rapid fire npc

daity has been acquired

[opal rock]

How are you supposed to know where the animals are for the photographs?

I thought gtaweb would show it but it’s not showing shit

[gray parcel]

you get an email about it

[opal rock]

The email just tells me what I need photos of

[fierce mason]

Research the animals?

I havent done that once

Too much energy and time
Both which i no longer have

[hollow owl]

Legit cop

You can also put the Clucking Bell mask on with the hat

[rancid parcel]

the sell out has became the law both in gta and on Discord

its joeover

[fierce mason]

So welcome back guys to my lifeinvader channel?

I study and come back and suddendly everyone a sellout in gta?

[real peak]

Meow =w=

[hollow owl]

No she is lying

I never sold

Might have forgot about MMI but

[fierce mason]

Hello katto
Explain to me whats going on here

[rancid parcel]

yeah trace sold us out to the law

you can see him wearing a cop uniform

smh

[fierce mason]

Oh he a part of staff
Congrats @hollow owl

Wiat what happens to MMI then

[real peak]

I been off gta 5 for long time =w=

[rancid parcel]

dusted since no one working it

sold us out to G6

[vocal geode]

[rancid parcel]

now a police

[real peak]

Hallooo

[fierce mason]

I won the competition
MCI has prosper and beaten its oldest rival
Aka a rival i created out of boredom

[vocal geode]

Hello

[fierce mason]

Actually similar also
Left 2 months ago, came back
Now i am eager and not eager at the same time to hop in and grind for mansion

[vocal geode]

I think the sames happening to me

[fierce mason]

Yeah
School started a week ago and im already done with school

[vocal geode]

Lmao

Also whats mci ?

[fierce mason]

MartoI Coperate Industries
The rival of MMI
Mors mutatal insurnace
Its a joke rival that I WON

[vocal geode]

Lol okay

[sleek prism]

Fuck yeah, no taco mission

[vocal geode]

Whats the cooldown after one ?

[sleek prism]

like 1min

[vocal geode]

Aight

[sleek prism]

That hat is too big

[fierce mason]

The AI got smarter and managed to find your QR code at the back of your head 47.
A bigger hat is required to finish this mission

[opal rock]

I’m consigning the photographs to the bin where they belong

Stood around like a muppet hoping a crow appears

How is that supposed to be fun

[fierce mason]

Took photos
Oh look, that's a couger

[opal rock]

I thought they would at least have a special one spawn in somewhere for you to photograph

Not waiting for bloody migration to occur

Hello Martol how are you mate

[fierce mason]

Well and have little too time due to school

I want my holiday

[opal rock]

Education is imoortant

See I can’t even spell important

I’m dumb

[night swallow]

fk wrong one

[opal rock]

Don’t be like me

[night swallow]

Before and after Its been a good month

[fierce mason]

Yes
I literally do not have the energy to hop in gta
I kinda just to kill time by chatting

[sleek prism]

Much better than NOOSE suit

[vocal geode]

Pulls out minigun

So basically 3 things this week right ? Cop outfit,car with diff plate in simeon garage and claimable salvage yard car ?

[fierce mason]

Claimable salvage yard car?
Now thats a rare sight to see

[vocal geode]

[fierce mason]

That's what you literally meant

[vocal geode]

Aye

[fierce mason]

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

car with diff plate? what

[vocal geode]

Yes enus paragon with special ls pounder plate

The robbery mission

[young copper]

Enus Deity

[vocal geode]

Yes

[sleek prism]

Yes, thats not simeon

[young copper]

Yes

[vocal geode]

Yes i checked the video rn

[sleek prism]

:D

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

and I'm just doin last prep mission for it

[young copper]

Not in Simeon you get in salvage yard robbery

Top tier

you gotta be kidding me

[sleek prism]

what a hell

[young copper]

gonna ask for compensation

[vocal geode]

Bro finds something then runs to r* for compensation

[young copper]

seen this first time

[vocal geode]

Yup

First time seeing this

[young copper]

Contact R* support then

[vocal geode]

Im saying that for u

[opal rock]

Noob

[young copper]

Only legends get it

[young copper]

oh

[opal rock]

Legendary noobs?

[young copper]

Pros

[opal rock]

Pro noobs?

[young copper]

Professional players who are in contact with Rockstar Team

[opal rock]

Don’t be a snitch Don

You’re gonna get that 500k fuck off money

[young copper]

sorry to say Sir but they gave me 4.5m

[opal rock]

What

[gray parcel]

it's over 🫃

[opal rock]

Damn

4.5milly

[young copper]

told you am a special guy

[sleek prism]

Did you do what we told you

[gray parcel]

no i just kept spamming at like 37 cars

[sleek prism]

how much till 25M worth sales

[vocal geode]

Yea

[gray parcel]

i can almost taste it

[sleek prism]

You need 4,5M ? Kinda crazy to do selling if you have dupes and more than 32 imo

[gray parcel]

it's pretty simple

[sleek prism]

@vocal geode

[vocal geode]

I just started this one

[sleek prism]

when you dont have dupes and as example you sell Reaper, Tyrus, 811. Then you source, next 3 source missions are Reaper, Tyrus and 811

Thats simple

[vocal geode]

When we joining public ?

[naive zenith]

Damn a fit for people who own the park ranger?

Think I own it

[plucky burrow]

Bro do you even gta

[naive zenith]

Yes bud

I have it installed rn

[vocal geode]

[naive zenith]

I've been playing since early 2024

[plucky burrow]

Nice

[rancid parcel]

No

[plucky burrow]

You're not my bro

[rancid parcel]

Im your sis

Obviously

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

Can you stop adopting me

[rancid parcel]

Until you get a jawb, yes.

[plucky burrow]

[naive zenith]

Who up rubiong their el rn

Did I get rewarded 1M 2 times 💀

Nah

[plucky burrow]

[naive zenith]

yay I own it

[limber spindle]

Yay, mine!

[plucky burrow]

What's the livery about

[vocal geode]

Claimable vehicle from salvage yard

[plucky burrow]

What

[limber spindle]

Dunno what the livery is, but the plate is cool - R35P3CT

[naive zenith]

You heard him bud

[swift trail]

this is kinda cool

might get on

[naive zenith]

The only 2 law enforcement vehicles I've had for months💔

[sleek prism]

Not bad

[limber spindle]

New toy, hehe

[celest wyvern]

Me fr

Who up playing with they worm

[sleek prism]

What is the point? No options to change

[untold dock]

oh

if you put hsw on it, you can have the awful forged carbon side panel

very intuitive ui, rockstar

[sleek prism]

Hmm..

[lament frigate]

What automobile?

[vocal geode]

Imma upgrade mine

[untold dock]

entity mt

[sleek prism]

Yes, entity

[lament frigate]

right I need to do that

Or do I?

It's so shit

[sleek prism]

Its easy to get tho

[untold dock]

no you don't

it isn't worth the garage space

[lament frigate]

I have tons of garage space

[sleek prism]

One race, top 4

[vocal geode]

Which race should I join to which requires least amount of effort to win that car ?

[swift trail]

drag races are limited to 4 players

[untold dock]

probably a drag race

[candid veldt]

I want one of the bigger police vehicles, cararcara, terminus or doritos?

[vocal geode]

Thanks

[sleek prism]

I did a race with what the fuck

duck*

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

That diffuser looks stupid

[candid veldt]

too much difusing

[sleek prism]

would be better if exhaust pipes has better placement

[candid veldt]

what car?

kreeper?

[sleek prism]

entity mt

or option to remove diffuser

[untold dock]

man if only the entity mt had the performance of the krieger

it is such a shame

[candid veldt]

thats the entity mt?

[sleek prism]

yes

[candid veldt]

which Koenigsegg is it?

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Benefactor Krieger | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on September 12, 2019. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: Mercedes-AMG One, Audi R8 LMS GT3

Basic Info

$2,875,000
1,250 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_a: in Supers
0:57.924 Lap Time
128 mph Top Speed

krieger • Data from GTACars.net

[sleek prism]

Hmm

is that good

[untold dock]

it's based on a jesko

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Overflod Entity MT | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on December 13, 2022. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

Prerequisite To: Entity MT (HSW) (Upgrade price: +$850,000)
IRL Counterpart: 2021 Koenigsegg Jesko

Basic Info

$2,355,000
1,420 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_h: in Supers
1:03.196 Lap Time
131.25 mph Top Speed

1/2 entity3 • Data from GTACars.net

[candid veldt]

oh thats... a nice car to get... hsw too

[untold dock]

except that it drives like a wet shoe

i don't know what a wet shoe drives like but that just came to mind when i though of the mt

[lament frigate]

Thats disrespect to the wet shoe

It driver like a wet paper towel

[sleek prism]

:D

[untold dock]

have you ever walked with shoes that are absolutely soaked

no acceleration

that's what the entity mt is

[gray parcel]

you ever run on sand barefoot

what's a car for that feel

[opal rock]

@sleek prism do you still have your police outfit?

[vocal geode]

You guys even step on floor full of oil ? Thats what it feels like

[sleek prism]

yes, 3 dispatches, no taco

[opal rock]

Is it in your saved outfits though?

[sleek prism]

yes it is now

[opal rock]

Apparently people have been losing theirs

[sleek prism]

damn

[sturdy tapir]

Which outfit

the LSPD or Highway patrol one

[opal rock]

Due to hat being previously blacklisted

[sturdy tapir]

[silk shuttle]

you guys ever wake up? that's what it feels like

[sturdy tapir]

OREO

[opal rock]

You don’t have hat as part of saved outfit?

[vocal geode]

[sturdy tapir]

YEEAAAAH HMMGE

[sleek prism]

NO

[sturdy tapir]

No hat makes it looks clean imo

[silk shuttle]

small brain

[sleek prism]

Hat is too big

[sturdy tapir]

[opal rock]

Yeah it’s the hat that is the issue

[silk shuttle]

the hat is big but also the brain is small

[sleek prism]

@rancid parcel check that shiny

[untold dock]

polished

[sleek prism]

🇵🇱 _ _

[vocal geode]

Hitman in a cop outfit

[opal rock]

For the crew event tomorrow we should play some sort of cops and robbers

Like a hide and seek kinda vibe

[candid veldt]

so cop caracara, cop terminus or cop dorado?

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

cop terminus resist 11 missiles

[opal rock]

Terminus is alright only one I ahve atm

[candid veldt]

11!? thats obscene

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Canis Terminus Patrol | ᴇᴍᴇʀɢᴇɴᴄʏ

This vehicle was added on December 10, 2024. Acquire it from Warstock.

IRL Counterpart: Fourth generation Jeep Wrangler Rubicon (JL)

Basic Info

$5,125,000
Trade price: $3,843,750 - Misc (Complete Health Code Violations as part of Dispatch Work)
2,100 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 11 missiles

Performance

1:03.964 Lap Time
119.5 mph Top Speed

polterminus • Data from GTACars.net

[untold dock]

mfw the terminus patrol is only marginally slower than the entity mt

[sturdy tapir]

[candid veldt]

why is my hsw upgrade free?

[vocal geode]

Pro player

[candid veldt]

for real?

[vocal geode]

Nah lol

[candid veldt]

ah because I bought player cars, cool didnt know

we should do a car sale session

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Overflod Entity MT (HSW) | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on December 13, 2022. Acquire it from Hao's Special Works (conversion).

Prerequisite: Entity MT ($2,355,000)
IRL Counterpart: 2021 Koenigsegg Jesko

Basic Info

$850,000 (PS5 & XBX|S Exclusive)
1,420 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_d: in Supers
1:00.494 Lap Time
151.25 mph Top Speed

entity3_hsw • Data from GTACars.net

[lament frigate]

Actually a piece of shit car

Does not feel like an HSW at all

[silk shuttle]

what having coronavirus engine flags does to a mt

[lament frigate]

What happens when cars are copy and paste

[naive zenith]

Am I really gonna buy gta+ again, couple pursuit vehicles in there I wanna use💔

[silk shuttle]

no

just buy them from someone at the car meet so that the $0 resale value doesn't apply

[naive zenith]

I mean am I really gonna sell the vehicle

[opal rock]

I accidentally ran someone over on the beach with my sub and now I’m wanted lol

The police are shooting my sub

[covert atlas]

No reason to pay real money for them when you can just grind for a few days and afford all of them

But up to you

I hate this dumbass autocorrect

[naive zenith]

Few days?

My brother in christ they are expensive as shit

[untold dock]

and making money is easy

[naive zenith]

I could grind out Cayo again but I'm burnt out on that

[covert atlas]

Even without Cayo you’ll earn them all relatively quickly

[naive zenith]

What are the best money methods

[covert atlas]

Even if you do purchase GTA+ you’ll still have to buy them anyways if you want to own them

[naive zenith]

I haven't played for months

[opal rock]

One is free tbf

The 5million one

[naive zenith]

Is it free though, you pay $8

[covert atlas]

Same methods as the past 3-4 years

Cayo, Casino, Dre Contract, etc

Just cycle through whatever

[opal rock]

Ok it’s $8

You can save a lot of money and make a lot of money with that $8

[untold dock]

it's not about the money
it's about the principle of not supporting microtransactions or subscriptions

[opal rock]

For you maybe and you’re entitled to your opinion and your stance.

It’s not gonna change anything however so it is what it is

[gray parcel]

paypigs gonna paypig

[opal rock]

No idea what that is even supposed to mean

[naive zenith]

Yes that'll totally convince rockstar to stop selling gta+

One way or another enough people are gonna buy gta+ enough to have Rockstar keep selling it

[untold dock]

unfortunately yes

but i'll do my part

[gray parcel]

i still can't believe people buy shark cards

[untold dock]

it's hard to put yourself in the shoes of the average gamer

but then i look at clips of how other people play

[swift trail]

i did have gta+ for a little while just because of the liveries

i don’t really regret it but in hindsight i could have used that money for something better

[opal rock]

It’s the same with anything in life, if it’s worth it to you then do what you wanna do.

[swift trail]

it’s mostly that i just don’t play this game anymore

and then i think about the absurd amount of money people spend on vbucks and such

[opal rock]

That’s a valid reason, I just don’t see the need to judge people for how they want to spend their money

Some people can’t be bothered or don’t have the time to grind for in game money

They do have disposable rl funds though

So c’est la vie

[vocal geode]

Mudders are everywhere

daily ritual of me running into one

[naive zenith]

Look at that

Some dumbass was circling around me with his jet

Til I turned on yacht defenses

[naive zenith]

Like usual, people go in for free kills on people minding their business

[vocal geode]

Welcome to gtao

[naive zenith]

This will do good for heist setups right?

[opal rock]

What’s happened to your car mate lol

[sleek prism]

@vocal geode

[vocal geode]

Its becoming a daily ritual

[opal rock]

What you guys upto?

[sleek prism]

Nothing

[opal rock]

Cayo?

[naive zenith]

Rammed a civilian car with the cerberus

Old gen lowkey had better destruction because the wheels came off

[silk shuttle]

jarvis jerked it a little

[naive zenith]

How silly it would be driving on 3 wheels

[silk shuttle]

it's september tho

[sleek prism]

idk how is this possible, jarvis has mudders in his lobbies, we started to play in eu lobbies and feels they follow him

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

Nope there a thing which is free which mudders are using

I pray to r* to do smthn

[sleek prism]

Hopefully

[cunning python]

GTA GTA GTA GTA

[sleek prism]

No spaming

[livid agate]

[west stirrup]

Huh

[sleek prism]

Your Terminus looks cool

[west stirrup]

thank

[sleek prism]

you

[limber spindle]

I wish they had done 2x on Salvage, I mean, I am here claiming, might as well be salvaging

[lament frigate]

Practice

[nocturne garnet]

WEC stuff lol

[limber spindle]

Nice car

[sleek prism]

93 min, wtf

[west stirrup]

Hmm kewl

[limber spindle]

I bought one a while ago. I have a civilian version too. I love the handling, especially on slippery roads

Its a great vehicle during the month of December

[west stirrup]

Sigh

[silk shuttle]

that one is an utter scam

[gray parcel]

that and the podium robbery's disable the car on first attempt one took me a bit

[west stirrup]

I just wanna get the challenge done 🙄

Do it for me.

[cunning python]

did you win

[real peak]

<.<

.>

o.o

Meow :V

[alpine basin]

meow indeed katto

[real peak]

Yea :V

[vivid karma]

hi

[autumn epoch]

ggs

easy super/hyper car

[true scarab]

Fr

[silk shuttle]

why would u grind for the entity manual transmission of all things

[autumn epoch]

its one race

its going to stay in a garage forever

[plucky burrow]

Wakey wakey @rancid parcel it's time for casino

[rancid parcel]

Wrong person

[misty berry]

Whatcha think

[plucky burrow]

[fierce mason]

It's Friday
I can actually play gta for once

[sleek prism]

great

[sleek prism]

Lets see how it goes

[untold dock]

brawler is a choice

[opal rock]

@sleek prism I ahve Cayo for us whenever you’re ready

[sleek prism]

Ok I let you know then

[young copper]

So this is how our friendship works Duck, not inviting the Cayo God

[opal rock]

You’re not even online?

[young copper]

When I am online you're not online

[opal rock]

Ok that’s just unfortunate

[young copper]

No you play FF 16

[opal rock]

I have been that’s true

But I’ve loaded up gta today

[young copper]

I only speak true you know

[young copper]

Then you must mention that to your buddies

[opal rock]

Why you refuse my invite

[young copper]

who refused

I sent you

[opal rock]

Well you haven’t accepted

[young copper]

send again

[young copper]

can you join friend session so I can join directly

[opal rock]

I keep sending you invites and you’re not joining

[young copper]

go to friend session

gta invite system is wrecked

[opal rock]

Ok I’m in friend session

[young copper]

I'd say good boy but you are elder than me

[opal rock]

How does this work, I have bunker set to research only and yet they’ve made some stock

[young copper]

you had supplies?

[opal rock]

Yeah I’ve got supplies

[young copper]

but you were playing FF16 so no research while offline mate

[opal rock]

What are you on about

While I’ve been online