gta-online-mk2

[silk shuttle]

hmmmer

i'm somewhat of a hmmmer myself

[sturdy tapir]

[tidal yew]

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

[sleek prism]

🔨

[west stirrup]

Nope

[sleek prism]

nice

[silk shuttle]

80%

[sleek prism]

Yeah, 32/40

[silk shuttle]

at night your location looks like

[sleek prism]

[silk shuttle]

it has a light right above the gate

[sleek prism]

and ground

[frank jay]

Gmod DarkRP looking establishment

[frank jay]

where are your feet?

[sleek prism]

in sh.. mud

[silk shuttle]

got these camo shoes to look like a no ankles tryhard

[sleek prism]

[lament frigate]

That reminds me

I haven't went there in so long

I've probably made less than a million with vehicle cargo

[silk shuttle]

one car

[night swallow]

Need For Speed Underground 2 was great

[west stirrup]

I miss it

[night swallow]

all the older need for speed files are just on reddit to download ive got them if you want

[lament frigate]

[west stirrup]

Yess

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

Another day another mudder

Blud was tryna act legit

Does anyone have any idea on my am I getting placed lobbies with mudders in it

[silk shuttle]

@cunning python look at the name of the guy who killed him

[vocal geode]

he is a mudder

[cunning python]

Qqqqqq dance bwub bwub

[vocal geode]

is there a lore behind this guy?

[silk shuttle]

[vocal geode]

@sleek prism watch this

[vocal geode]

@flint flower

[silk shuttle]

https://youtu.be/JK4fF0pXdJ0?t=543
https://youtu.be/3a8qFjACK8o?t=1211

[fossil dagger]

I just think he has good aim

🙏

[vocal geode]

oh yea ?

lemme share another clip

where he is making me fly across the map

[sleek prism]

Damn, barely even see him before he snipes you

[vocal geode]

and he has been killing everyone in the whole map

[fossil dagger]

Yes

[vocal geode]

thas why u can see so many people on him

i just have to trim the video which idk so im downloading some software to do it

[sleek prism]

Or upload it on same page and send the link

[vocal geode]

?

u mean like drive?

[sleek prism]

https://streamable.com/

As example

[young copper]

That ain't just explosive rounds?

[rancid parcel]

he has aimboy run!

and why the heck theres a mk2 with red smokes?

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

T and y are very close

[rancid parcel]

Never let oreo use emojis.

[glad compass]

Some people are wild

[vocal geode]

@sleek prism @fossil dagger

[glad compass]

Asked for someone for Casino Finale. Guy DMs me asking for 30%. Tell him I'll do 25%. He agrees. Mind you, all they need to do is grab. I can hack.

We get to the vault and they spend, I shit you not, at least a full minute on a hack

[silk shuttle]

i would've done 15% for 48s hacks

[glad compass]

I back out, tell them to let me hack and they just grab.

They don't hack, but then they're just following me and not grabbing paintings that can be grabbed

[vocal geode]

when the video ends I chase him for 15 second to kill him but he crashes my game and that part didnt get recorded

[glad compass]

I back out again because gas was going to pop and I ain't about that life when performing S&S

[vocal geode]

there are some chinese mudders these are those players

[west stirrup]

RICH

[vocal geode]

Yup im

[west stirrup]

Kind enough to give Remy moni

[sleek prism]

[silk shuttle]

thank you

[sleek prism]

np

[vocal geode]

Yes

Take 100 mil from me

[west stirrup]

Never let Valk say never let oreo use emojis.

[primal sluice]

Can confirm this guy has an aimboy

a boy that helps him aim

[vocal geode]

Yes

And a good gaming chair as well to do all that

[primal sluice]

But yeah, it's a bit sus how in a fraction of a second he goes from running around to hitting a perfect shot

[silk shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/8ballcat-catboy-petting-gif-3570089946320755717

[primal sluice]

Also, at that point using explosive sniper is just stupid

[sleek prism]

[primal sluice]

[vocal geode]

I didn’t clip one previous video

[west stirrup]

Hmm

Never let oreo send gifs

[vocal geode]

Where he was rapid shooting explosive rounds rapidly

What should I do to avoid the mudders lol

[primal sluice]

Switch sessions

Besides, since he cheats, he won't last very long

So there's that

[vocal geode]

Umm he will

[primal sluice]

He won't

I can tell you that much

[vocal geode]

He has battleye by pass menu friend

[primal sluice]

None of em bypass it

[vocal geode]

How do u think he is able to sustain himself so long in the session

[primal sluice]

If they advertise that they can, it's a temporary thing

[vocal geode]

Umm there are but its upto u

[primal sluice]

He will last at best a day or 2

See, there's a reason why the most popular menus just outright do not support enhanced

[vocal geode]

True but I can tell u 2 menu names but I can’t here

[primal sluice]

Whatever menus they are, they are not safe

[vocal geode]

They have made a battleye bypass other plurished

[vocal geode]

Obviously lol

You lose the safe word when u do anything with it

[primal sluice]

Non Safe in a way that it will get you banned the next day

Idk about you, but i practically never ever encounter cheaters

If i do, the next day there's not a sign of any

[sleek prism]

Thats... pretty crazy

[primal sluice]

And most times it's really subtle cheating

[vocal geode]

Yup

[vocal geode]

The thing i live in india

So Chinese players exist in my lobby a lot thats why I encounter these people

[primal sluice]

[vocal geode]

You must like somewhere else thats why you may not encounter many

[primal sluice]

Im in EU, but there used to be a lot of cheaters here aswell

[vocal geode]

Slowly its becoming a daily ritual

[vocal geode]

Damn then u feel my situation

[primal sluice]

Of course

[vocal geode]

Ill share these clips to rockstar

At least I can get these 2 players banned

Id appreciate if you guys report them as well

[cunning python]

:novalk:

[cunning python]

Why would u troll mod in enhanced, there's no text chat to rage in

[vocal geode]

My bad

[cunning python]

Don't mud again man......

[vocal geode]

Sorry i wont mud again

Raptor was crazy back a month ago lol

I say modded

And he gave me a timeout for 5 mins everytime so I started to say mud and mudder

[cunning python]

Sounds like wrong channel moment

[silk shuttle]

sounds like filter bypass

but he's trash talking mOoDeRs so I'll allow it

[cunning python]

Why are you against the word

Because modding is modifying game files?

Like singe player stuff?

And injecting poopensharten2stand1take is not modding?

But script kiddie cheating?

!mods

[golden ravine]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @cunning python

[silk shuttle]

yes

[cunning python]

I would agree if it weren't for terminology just being the way it s

Better than calling it hacking

[silk shuttle]

like this guy?

[cunning python]

Burnout paradise? In my gta chat??

[sturdy tapir]

Too many sweats in Burnout paradise SMH

[west stirrup]

bop

[young copper]

You get the van with livery or just livery?

[west stirrup]

Both i belive

[young copper]

So I created a doubt in your head now

[west stirrup]

You are mean evil and...

[hollow owl]

You get van with livery

Ive seen pics with people achieving it legit

[west stirrup]

Hmm i will get it legit too

[young copper]

Trace the savior

[hollow owl]

[young copper]

Btw what's not legit way to get it

[hollow owl]

Idk

[young copper]

Asking for a friend

[hollow owl]

I mean like maybe they like used mods to spawn it in

[young copper]

So Mod Menu it is

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

Security Contracts 😴 Do you know what to do if you get only professional ones?

[west stirrup]

I just do them anyway

[sleek prism]

If you dont want to, switch session, inv to public or public to inv and you get new ones

[west stirrup]

Ouhh i didn’t think of that

That will be very helpful

[fossil dagger]

I have that car on f1s 😁

[hollow owl]

[fossil dagger]

Idk where it is

[west stirrup]

[fossil dagger]

I think in my arena

[west stirrup]

Can you customize it in LSC or is it Pepegasus

[fossil dagger]

i can call mechanic

And get it

[west stirrup]

Awesome it’s a PV then

[whole merlin]

im intrigued

can you show it

[vocal geode]

[gray parcel]

haven't started this one yet, 100 for each is so daunting

got this last night though

[sleek prism]

@gray parcel how is your career prog?

[hollow owl]

Yep im gmma chill here now

[sleek prism]

Why

[young copper]

I feel you buddy

[gray parcel]

58% total

[hollow owl]

Check #gta-online

No words needed 😃

[sleek prism]

Oh, understandable

[sleek prism]

Nice

[young copper]

For obvious reasons

[hollow owl]

Lmao

I just favourite'd mine

[young copper]

Online mute soon

[hollow owl]

[vocal geode]

[west stirrup]

Excellent

[fierce mason]

We got you how much again?

[sleek prism]

yep, 11M from cayos

[fierce mason]

Did rockstar nerf cayo after that?

[sleek prism]

No, why

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

[fierce mason]

Has pink daimond and 8 gold
Nothing...

[sturdy tapir]

GOLD?

[fierce mason]

I am studying in school
Dont have time nor energy to do cayo preps if that what you asking

Maybe in friday ill hop in but even then i have homework for biology that day

[hollow owl]

Imagine having school

[sleek prism]

Fr

[fierce mason]

Nah it gets worse
I am doing A levels

[hollow owl]

[rancid parcel]

How's your pilot skill nowadays?

[fierce mason]

Honestly worse as my mental brain starts to get worse from school

Used to the greatest pilot
Now, i am shaming my title

[sturdy tapir]

Flight school exists

[rancid parcel]

Getting expelled exist

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

Have i studied so hard that valk is now supporting me?

Or is this water vodka by accient

[sturdy tapir]

You didn't mention getting expelled tho

I think valkyrie on methamphetamine from his own MC business

[fierce mason]

[vocal geode]

@high beacon

[hollow owl]

I need this so bad

[vocal geode]

@high beacon

[young copper]

Call yourself Rich without saying Rich

[hollow owl]

17 oppressor MK2's

[young copper]

that griefer starter pack

[hollow owl]

Valkyrie has that

[young copper]

wait premium griefer starter pack

so Valk is premium griefer

[silk shuttle]

bottom middle

[hollow owl]

I have neither

[gray parcel]

yeah i got my bf https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/BF_Injection

[young copper]

this car sound was all over my childhood

[rancid parcel]

What does it inject?

[young copper]

BF

[rancid parcel]

Very helpful Don...

[hollow owl]

[young copper]

if you got this, you don't have to worry about getting a bf

[hollow owl]

Well yeah cuz I want a gf

[young copper]

well bf can be best friend too

[fierce mason]

It can also mean boyfriend too

[young copper]

old statements

[rancid parcel]

I'm rich people calls me a liar, I'm poor people calls me a liar
Idk what am I anymore

[young copper]

you are Genius

[gray parcel]

take that emp setup inv

[sturdy tapir]

BROKE VALK

[rancid parcel]

I literally used a crafting table to craft a crafting table earlier tonight.

[young copper]

see told ya

[sturdy tapir]

[gray parcel]

3 needed source cars in a row, i'm zoomin

[vocal geode]

Rich af

[rancid parcel]

Indeed I'm rich in imagination

[vocal geode]

Yes that ur

[young copper]

dude I just realized its not even your bank statement

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

U didn’t know that ?

[rancid parcel]

Busted

[young copper]

no

[vocal geode]

Lol

[rancid parcel]

🤣

[young copper]

I sus when the cursor was not of gta cursor

[vocal geode]

Valk the scammer

[young copper]

whole bank is fake

[vocal geode]

Lol I thought u would know that

[rancid parcel]

Broke fr trust

[young copper]

I didn't even watch it, just saw zero and I was eating my traditional food

[sleek prism]

You can take it 🤝

[hollow owl]

The billions you have lurking under

[vocal geode]

Yea i can see the digits below

[hollow owl]

We not blind

[vocal geode]

Hide better next time

[vocal geode]

How tho even I want it now

[vocal geode]

Yupp

[sleek prism]

I send it to you, you add it to your own server as an emoji

[vocal geode]

Aight thanks

Its joever for valk now

[rancid parcel]

Can't be poor in peace nowadays

[vocal geode]

Yup poor as a beggar in cash Elon musk in bank balance

[vocal geode]

Mikko check dm

[young copper]

which country beggar has $500 in cash

[vocal geode]

GtaOnline

[sturdy tapir]

@rancid parcel

[rancid parcel]

It's called CEO in disguise you wouldn't get it

[young copper]

dude they ask for a quarter

[rancid parcel]

Dubai

Arab

Richest country

Beggars drive lambos

[young copper]

yea they drive

[young copper]

these stories are overrated Janitor CEO, Driver CEO

[vocal geode]

Damn i aint a ceo it seems

[rancid parcel]

You're in fact richer than me btw

[vocal geode]

No

[rancid parcel]

Show your bank

[vocal geode]

[rancid parcel]

Only a true ceo would say no

[vocal geode]

[past gazelle]

so poor

[rancid parcel]

Idk why I spent 6s staring at.your bald head before.yourbank account...

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

[vocal geode]

[rancid parcel]

Quite rude to say this but genuinely if you have someone's pfp made as an Emoji and even have edits on it then you seriously need to go touch grass

[vocal geode]

I apologise

[gray parcel]

you don't ever have to listen to anime pfps

[vocal geode]

No she will kill us

[sleek prism]

No if we do it first

[young copper]

Mikko got point

[vocal geode]

[oblique sky]

Angela?

[rancid parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/662774504149483550/1386191748337766490/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2025.06.22_-_09.25.38.04.DVR.mp4?ex=68c19e6b&is=68c04ceb&hm=98114342c6d79587bcd4e2c734b89e730811c291e6eaba80b2375def12b634eb&

[oblique sky]

WTF IS HAPPENING!

[sleek prism]

what a hell

[rancid parcel]

It's a warning

[sleek prism]

and not even assassination bonus

[oblique sky]

Why is there a fleet of helis on your ass?

What American Folklore spirit did you piss off?

Also what car is that? It looks nice.

[sleek prism]

Ocelot Virtue, free car from last dose missions

or was it first dose, whatever. a piece of shit

[oblique sky]

Oh really? I've never seen one with a nice setup like that.

Last Dose

I have one.

I just have it setup like crap.

[sleek prism]

I sold it after getting it

[oblique sky]

Its an alright car. I wouldn't have bought it but since its free, I'll take it.

[rancid parcel]

You get like <200k for selling it meanwhile the car is worth alot

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Ocelot Virtue | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on March 16, 2023. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport; Misc. Has Imani Tech upgrades.

IRL Counterpart: Lotus Evija

Basic Info

$2,980,000
Trade price: $2,235,000 - Complete a mission (Last Dose - BDKD)
1,680 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 11 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_b: in Supers
0:59.293 Lap Time
119.5 mph Top Speed

virtue • Data from GTACars.net

[rancid parcel]

That's crazy!

3mil

[oblique sky]

3m value for free. Not bad.

Although it comes with a shitty paintjob from the Last Dose rewards.

[rancid parcel]

Glad we can remove it

[oblique sky]

Amen.

[rancid parcel]

It was honestly a horrible looking car at first until I.removed it

[oblique sky]

I should login and check mine.

I could probably set it up better and to my tastes now.

[sleek prism]

Yeah. I drove it on ps4. Accelerates very fast but ugly af and annoying sound

[oblique sky]

I just couldn't find a way to get it to look like how I want it to be.

I do agree that it sounds like ass.

[rancid parcel]

It's an electric car wdym sound lol

[oblique sky]

Some people don't like the sound.

[sleek prism]

It keeps sound, same kind with mk2

[oblique sky]

Yeah no clue why this, even if I like it on other cars, I didn't really like on the Virtue.

[rancid parcel]

I'm no car nerd/expert but this is quite bad

It's my personal opinion since I really dislike green

[oblique sky]

Green is my fave color so...

[cunning python]

Green

I never removed the virtue livery

[cunning python]

Silly valk why you modding

[wintry ermine]

Pearl too bright for such a dark color

[oblique sky]

I like it on some of my other cars.

Just not on this one.

[rancid parcel]

Josh I will Kidnap that puppy

[cunning python]

Wtf no??

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

Why you pink

[vocal geode]

Server booster

[sleek prism]

Transfer it

[vocal geode]

To u ?

How do I do that ?

[sleek prism]

to your server or somewhere

[vocal geode]

Nah

[sleek prism]

but now you have to wait a week

[oblique sky]

I like this better. Still not sure on my skirts and the spoiler. Gotta experiment more with the tires.

[vocal geode]

I was boosting some random server to im boosting this one now

Transferred that one to here

[vocal geode]

Too much dark green

[gray parcel]

for me, it's gasoline green

[oblique sky]

Its personal preference. Besides I am known for my Lime Green vehicles so this is a rare instance of me not using Lime Green.

[sleek prism]

[vocal geode]

oh thats nice

good thing i didnt show my cat otherwise valk would kidnap em

[viral aspen]

wtf mane

[sleek prism]

It's not edited, trust

[viral aspen]

i thought you were poor like me

[sleek prism]

I'm, I have only 7 mil

[viral aspen]

i dont believe you

[sleek prism]

[primal sluice]

what the fuck

[viral aspen]

last time i went in there 118k broke

i spent all my chips

too

[sleek prism]

I have 3,4M chips

[viral aspen]

wtf mane

[primal sluice]

You must be one of the 10% that never quit

[viral aspen]

why are you so rich

[sleek prism]

We can blame @sturdy tapir
He is a gambling addict

[viral aspen]

NO

im the gambling addict

im gonna gonna

[sturdy tapir]

SOMEONE SAY GAMBLING

[viral aspen]

[sturdy tapir]

LES GO GAMBLING

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

I just play blind poker, never check my cards and max bet

[viral aspen]

poker?????

[sturdy tapir]

[viral aspen]

what year is this

[sleek prism]

3 card, Rumi's dealer is rigged

[sturdy tapir]

not that much anymore

[oblique sky]

Highest amount of chips I had was 1.3m.... Then I went on a spending spree.

[viral aspen]

the real gamblers bet 50k, double down and lose 100k in blackjack

[oblique sky]

I think I am at 3k now.

[sturdy tapir]

Blackjack is for BABIES

[viral aspen]

WHAT

i play blackjack

[sturdy tapir]

The real men with BIG COJONES play poker

[viral aspen]

id play poker if it was real poker

three card is ass

[sleek prism]

No, its a game

[sturdy tapir]

but Rockstar is Rockstar,

[viral aspen]

I PLAY POKER IN RDR2

[sturdy tapir]

you not real man if you haven't done 3 card poker

[potent niche]

Poker!

[viral aspen]

i never said i havent done three card

i just prefer blackjack over it

[sturdy tapir]

3 card is tbf better

Than blackjack

[viral aspen]

cap

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

i can feed myself

[viral aspen]

i never played with you

you arent like me

am broke

you can ask mikko

[vocal geode]

[hollow crypt]

I may have made a slight error

[viral aspen]

i literally only drive my one car

@sleek prism confirm

[sleek prism]

Fr

[viral aspen]

its funny cuzx

i have oother cars

i just

the whats it called is like

super fast

@sleek prism what is that car called

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

Which one

[viral aspen]

my blue one

i forgo

[sleek prism]

Karin S95?

[viral aspen]

yeah

literally most used car

[hollow crypt]

No room for error fighting broomsticks in the Buzzard lol

I gave up my altitude advantage for half a second, and ded

[vocal geode]

blud was noob fr

[viral aspen]

i wouldnt of even fought the mk2

[sleek prism]

Jarvis

Should we

[vocal geode]

yes

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

Do some bounty hunting soon

[hollow crypt]

They really aren't too bad to deal with ngl

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

try udmk2

[hollow crypt]

Yeeehh, I just made a goofy mistake and he got a free hit

[viral aspen]

i mean not anymore

[hollow owl]

[viral aspen]

back in my day pre mk2 nerf it was bad

they are still garbage tho

[hollow crypt]

MK1 mogs the MK2 fr

[gray parcel]

wish mk2 had bullhorns i could put on the front

and make that sound when i boost

[viral aspen]

i tried finding the clip i had but one time i was being followed, jumped out of my car going like 50+mph and rpg'd him then bro left

[gray parcel]

you know the one

[hollow crypt]

I love atomizing them

[viral aspen]

this back before atomizer

[hollow crypt]

Watch them fall from the sky

[sturdy tapir]

[viral aspen]

this was even before their 1st nerf which was the infinite missiles down to 30 missiles

yk speaking of mk2

i wonder how many people would be playing if the mk2 didnt exist, since a lot of people did quit because of it.

[hollow crypt]

Real

[vocal geode]

Also did u mean soon as in like 15-20 mins or an hour later

Coz Ill sleep in an hour

[sleek prism]

Now

Kids are sleeping etc now

Omg.. 👀

@vocal geode
I'll join to some lobby and you join me, no mudders?

[sturdy tapir]

Pink discord

🤣

[sleek prism]

crazy

[hollow owl]

Whats this

Might have to play with this

[vocal geode]

Aight wait

[sleek prism]

Setting, Appearance, Themes

[hollow owl]

Guessing desktop only

[vocal geode]

Oh I thought it was vencord

[vocal geode]

Yes

[hollow owl]

Cant use that here anyways

Well we used to iirc, not anymore

Bet

I still hate seeing the little gap under the text bar

[vocal geode]

Why ?

[hollow owl]

Idk why but ik mods said we cant

[gray parcel]

vencord is bretty cool, i started using it when discord completely fucked the ui months ago

[vocal geode]

Oh

[hollow owl]

This was like what 3 months ago maybe

Any mod could confirm this would be nice :D

[vocal geode]

Im online @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

Try to join me, its full now but a min ago here was 21

29 rn

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

I joined

[hollow owl]

Okay def not blue background

[swift trail]

against discord tos

partnered servers need to follow the tos

[hollow owl]

Thats it

Red it is

[plucky burrow]

@hollow owl

[hollow owl]

Helo

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

Time?

19:40

[plucky burrow]

Where's the

[plucky burrow]

Thank

[hollow owl]

Wait a second

No

I lied

Thats not my time

[plucky burrow]

Np

[hollow owl]

Only realised the Torero XO doesnt have HSW

Disappointing

[viral aspen]

nope

need the beta

[hollow owl]

I just did it on desktop version

[cunning python]

wizardlybat

[hollow owl]

Bruh, some ppls bios are bugged for me

Discord sort ur stuff out

[vocal geode]

[viral aspen]

So it looks like its desktop only to pick the colors but it works on mobile

[hollow owl]

Noticed tht when i switched back to the nitro red one

[primal sluice]

This hurts my eyes

[sleek prism]

Fr

[primal sluice]

This is a goated theme fr

Kinda looks like basic discord, but just a touch better

[hollow owl]

Icl its nice

I had Crimson Red

I still HATE that i can see a gap between the text bar tho

[viral aspen]

I think its nice that its universal also the beta is rolling out a lot more

[viral aspen]

flexing

[sleek prism]

only 7mil

[sturdy tapir]

I got 35m money

[gray parcel]

i'm like 10m from 100m and once i get there i'm never going to want to drop below it

[neon flower]

I've been there, you'll feel rich, but live poor

The other way around works too, it's greed in two forms

[hollow owl]

I have 1.8 mill

My dad has like 50 mill in chips from glitches

That I spent my time doing for him

[gray parcel]

kinda want to buy a raiju but i don't have much reason to

[sleek prism]

Feels good

563 lvl killing 19 lvl, we went to after him

[hollow owl]

GET INTO MK2 RN

[sleek prism]

I dont even have it

[sturdy tapir]

I got a Milly in gtao ps4 for NOTHING

[sleek prism]

1. Mistake: Playing Gtao on ps4 in 2025

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

He was a noob

Blud was dumb enough to bring his deluxo next to me while being in passive

Died 15 seconds later

Finally a lobby with no mudders in it

[silk shuttle]

yeah i was over the moon about custom color themes for a day until i realized that i can't see the pongs

[sleek prism]

Damn

[craggy mica]

I got 130m

[silk shuttle]

weak flex

both of u

[hollow owl]

Oreo has modded acc

Calling it rn

[cunning python]

enjoy your trip to spain skizz!

[cunning python]

my favorite gta youtuber is not legit? 💔

[silk shuttle]

by it he meant bullshit, of course

[autumn epoch]

i hate this challenge, its difficult for me to keep track of when a day has passed

[wicked sundial]

I believe race days reset at 12 am GMT, but I am not 100% sure. Would need to test it more.

[autumn epoch]

its fine, i already got the paragon r anyway

[sleek prism]

I have 2

Ms Baker and Career Prog reward

[autumn epoch]

oh cool

[sleek prism]

So I didnt see the sense to get 3rd one

[versed lintel]

you need a 3rd one

[sleek prism]

No time

[versed lintel]

you just don’t want it

[tidal yew]

[viral aspen]

Spain sucks

[cunning python]

I agree

[west stirrup]

No

[vocal geode]

[tidal yew]

For how long?!

[rancid parcel]

But they have Messi!

[hollow owl]

[opal rock]

Care to explain?

[rancid parcel]

Wait wait I forgot

I'm dumb

Lost in the past

[opal rock]

[rancid parcel]

Shaddap!

[hollow owl]

Thats my line

[opal rock]

Was expecting some, well Spain discovered South America nonsense

[plucky burrow]

Ikr

Messi is the second best player in history

[cunning python]

Spain has that orange filter right

[plucky burrow]

Yes

[vocal geode]

[plucky burrow]

Buy deveste eight

Make hsw

Profit

[rancid parcel]

What a great topic Dodger.

Truly one of the best.

[plucky burrow]

2.8 million total

Mean I need like 4

[plucky burrow]

What? do you want to discuss football? Come to #999301879618084884

[rancid parcel]

No

[sleek prism]

4 Devestes, you crazy

[hollow owl]

No hes Lumbago

[plucky burrow]

Hi lumbago I'm dad

[craggy mica]

Interesting Devestes

[hollow owl]

10,600 messages noice

Now 10,602

[sleek prism]

Who, where

[hollow owl]

Yours truly

[sleek prism]

?

Would have much more but we dont talk about it

[hollow owl]

Ive fallen off man

Your ahead of me in levels

Im lacking

[hollow owl]

I meant me lol

[sleek prism]

When you joined first time? I joined Dec 2023. Then I was lvl 100 in July 2024 when things went bad and I took a break of 7 months

[sleek prism]

In this channel yeah

[hollow owl]

I have 38k in #gta-online

[rancid parcel]

The no grass touching achievement

[hollow owl]

I havent gotten it yet so

[alpine basin]

thats quite a lot

[wintry ermine]

Ok mr lvl 150

[alpine basin]

I gave up too soon on it

[hollow owl]

[wintry ermine]

[alpine basin]

my return is sooner or later, I will return back to drawing peoples cars in #gta-vehicles using the most abysmal paint selection and chatting up gtao sooner or later

[hollow owl]

My return to gta is soon

Dk when, hopefully early October ish

[plucky burrow]

too many sweats

[hollow owl]

Me sitting here with

[plucky burrow]

a whole million

get a life dude

[hollow owl]

Well when im at nearly 2 mill il have a life then

Im assuming you have one nearly at 2 mill

[plucky burrow]

nah

[sleek prism]

Just forward lester's msg

[sleek prism]

You too

[alpine basin]

Ironically, that might take longer to forward it as its really using more buttons and time to do the same thing

[sleek prism]

Bad quality

[alpine basin]

do you want the quality worse? because I can do that if yea

[sleek prism]

No, I want it better. Forwarding keeps the quality same on mobile and pc

[wintry ermine]

Wait I'm past lvl 150 too. Fuck

[vocal geode]

[silk shuttle]

i have two as well, but i don't have the career progress one

[fierce mason]

Forgot what level i am

Let me check

Good enough

[autumn epoch]

"only" 74

[fossil dagger]

aintnoway anyone here is prestige level

[opal rock]

Some people are

Server is old

[autumn epoch]

i was one day in another discord server

like a few years ago

their leveling system was like, actually pretty heavy

i was umm like actually there to witness someone reach level 100

now i think shes at like

250

or smth

to put into perspective

i was active there for a year and a half and im only lvl 50

[opal rock]

Yeah but there’s active and then there’s active

Some of these yappers are insane

[autumn epoch]

true...

[opal rock]

Like I rejoined here end of April and I was lvl 39

So in not even 5 months I’ve gained 60 something levels and I’m not even a serious yapper

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

Lies

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

[west stirrup]

Rich

[opal rock]

Which part, the levels or the yapper status lol

[rancid parcel]

The yapper status

[opal rock]

Wow

I don’t think I yap that much tbh

[rancid parcel]

You do actually, I observe alot

[silent portal]

Uptick in activity as of recent...

[rancid parcel]

And that is only within gta sections, idk if you're even active in the Comunities or not

[silent portal]

Community is the best section

[opal rock]

And here I was thinking it was @plucky burrow lurking in the shadows and it’s you this whole time

[rancid parcel]

[silent portal]

lum needs to wear a fucking bell so I can keep track of his stupid namechanges

[rancid parcel]

He's like the only yellow guy thats active around here

And he's bald.

So

Quite obvious no?

[sleek prism]

He changed his pfp

[silent portal]

angel expecting me to actually use my brain

[opal rock]

👨‍🦲

[sleek prism]

Thats literally hairless

[rancid parcel]

Why do I feel like I've met you somewhere in another server

[opal rock]

He has eyebrows

[rancid parcel]

[rancid parcel]

This is hairless, Bald heads are shiny

[opal rock]

[silent portal]

I dunno. I knew someone who went by valkyrie once, dont think it was you though

[opal rock]

So no hair is not bald

So wtf is bald

[gray parcel]

larry david explains it well

[opal rock]

That head looks shiny to me

You need a halo of hair

And just nothing on top or something

[rancid parcel]

Okay that is 100% no doubt with actual undeniable Bald.

But the person who edited this 😭

Truly

[sleek prism]

Are we getting a shitty week tomorrow?

[rich osprey]

A good one hopefully

[hollow owl]

Well new gta+ benefits come out tomorrow

So might be good

[rich osprey]

Last time they had two decent gta+ months was when Oscar flies again was double.

[gray parcel]

oscar is bretty good money if people actually did it

[plucky burrow]

Furry nexus

[rancid parcel]

Bald

[plucky burrow]

Whatever you say vlak

[rancid parcel]

I hope you stub your toe along with whoever that hoe is

[plucky burrow]

🪼

[tidal yew]

[vocal geode]

Bro popped up online and went offline

[tidal yew]

[vocal geode]

Is it possible to have gooch visit someone rn ?

[vocal geode]

This

Hmm thought so

[plucky burrow]

Yes he visited me yesterday

We had some sprunk

[vocal geode]

Really? He can visit you before winter update ?

I thought its winter stuff exclusive

[plucky burrow]

No I lied

[vocal geode]

Omfg

Even mikkos session has mudders

[gray parcel]

play during third world hours, get third world prizes

i'm impressed you see one practically daily when i have never

[vocal geode]

Wdym by this statement?

Also those mudders existed before I joined mikkos session you can ask him yourself

[plucky burrow]

He just speaks for the sake of it

[gray parcel]

just that time zone seems to make a big difference in the players we encounter

[plucky burrow]

That won't make a difference

The "servers" are regional

[vocal geode]

Yup

[gray parcel]

it's p2p

like it's 2006

[plucky burrow]

Well yeah

You get linked to the closest host

[swift trail]

it (barely) works so why change it

[plucky burrow]

Or you become the host

[gray parcel]

like when i play at like 4am and it takes forever to reach a lobby because the host is in india

[plucky burrow]

You are not strong enough to host

[plucky burrow]

GTA+ should fund the dedicated server electrical bill

[vocal geode]

R* is cheap they wont make one

[gray parcel]

if gta+ had prio lobbies i actually might sub

[vocal geode]

In terms of server building i mean

[plucky burrow]

They just make good games and that's about it

[vocal geode]

Yup

[plucky burrow]

Zero effort in QOL

They won't even bother fixing the driver issue

[gray parcel]

gtao was like their first actual online game so i can't blame them that much i guess

[plucky burrow]

ERR_GFX_STATE

[vocal geode]

You also get it ?

I had it for the first time today

[plucky burrow]

[gray parcel]

if you're gonna do a pseudo mmo thing like gtao is you gotta have server regions

[plucky burrow]

All the games have this

Gta5 rdr2

Well only two games

[gray parcel]

i got that error when i tried gtav on my 15 year old macbook

[vocal geode]

Lmao

[plucky burrow]

Nvidia cards have this

And apparently it's the 3000 series

[vocal geode]

No wonder im having issues joining mikko

[plucky burrow]

So far I have testimonies of 3080, 3060, 3050

[plucky burrow]

What's your card

[vocal geode]

Add 1660 too

[plucky burrow]

Cooked

[vocal geode]

It runs the game properly I aint complaining

I wont build a pc until gta6

[plucky burrow]

It's not the card problem

[gray parcel]

i should see how my old 2060 runs enhanced

[plucky burrow]

Rockstar is doing this

[vocal geode]

Plus server issues as well today

[vocal geode]

Here @plucky burrow

[plucky burrow]

It might be something with the rage engine since it happens in rdr2

[vocal geode]

My wifi is cooked today as well

[plucky burrow]

[gray parcel]

my shitty work pc gets like 40 fps with frame gen

[vocal geode]

I get 50-60 always

[gray parcel]

in a 1024x768 window that is

[vocal geode]

[gray parcel]

it's good enough to do dumb things while at work but i can't shoot like at all

or fly choppers

[sleek prism]

Here, I got all guns 👀

[vocal geode]

Also here I didn’t kick u the mudder destroyed my car so i dipped lol

Damn mudders

[sleek prism]

Fr

Usually publics I join are peaceful

[vocal geode]

Not today

[sleek prism]

[gray parcel]

@sleek prism how long did your last vehicle warehouse collection car take you

i've been spamming all morning and it just ain't happening

[sleek prism]

@vocal geode

[vocal geode]

Yup

Good gaming chair

[sleek prism]

I dont remember. iirc@opal rock told me you have to have 1 every car of 32 cars. If you have any dupes, its ruined. When you have every car, sell the car which reg plate doesnt match. When you start sourcing, switch session if the plate is wrong and try again

[long cobalt]

what's the cpu

[opal rock]

Yessss

[opal rock]

Comfuyyyyyy

[long cobalt]

Hiii

[opal rock]

[vocal geode]

Hello

[gray parcel]

that's what i've been trying, i got like 5 of the 6 cars i needed yesterday which was hype, but this final one just isn't showing up

[gray parcel]

an 11th gen 2.4g i5

it's a touchscreen dell all in one

[long cobalt]

so it's an all in one monitor and not a laptop?

[gray parcel]

right

[long cobalt]

that's pretty decent actually

[gray parcel]

this guy

[long cobalt]

can't forget the e waste with it

[gray parcel]

yeah it's not as bad as i expected from a like 2020 pc, it comes with 8g of ram stock but mine has 32

[long cobalt]

yeah it's pretty capable just needs a proper GPU

[tidal yew]

Ahh my game ain't getting on

Its saying unable to load character 1

Any ideas?!

[vocal geode]

Issues with gta rn

Check downdetector

[tidal yew]

Fking game never starts in first go man

[cunning python]

Omg. Guys is gta down. Gta down.? Not work? Connection.
No gta?

Speaking of all guns

There's a job you can bookmark to get the melee stun thingy

[hollow owl]

Gta down?

Sad

[vocal geode]

Yes true

[hollow owl]

I did this like last year or smtb

Before it was like publicly able to be bought

[lament frigate]

seems like they patched job warp

I get kicked from the session now

[midnight rover]

They want people to subscribe for GTA+

As there is that taxi warp thing

[hollow owl]

[midnight rover]

I haven't even tried to teleport with taxi even when I have GTA+

[hollow owl]

I dont teleport

Not real

[sleek prism]

Do you have 31/40 cars?

[gray parcel]

yeah i got like 3 open slots

[sleek prism]

29 then?

[gray parcel]

i explode a random car during a sale to spice up the rng which seems to help

[sleek prism]

Get the other 2, top tier cars I expect. And when you have 31, you should get same car everytime. There isnt many variations of same car

[gray parcel]

i got 38 right now; 20 top, 11 mid, 7 standard, and i need a standard

[sleek prism]

38, no wonder you have problems. You have some dupes there

[gray parcel]

i need the sabre but don't have any other ones

i did get a wrong plate sabre once today

[sleek prism]

Iirc you should have 10 standards, 10 mids and 12 tops

[green fractal]

Yeah

Limit is 40 but last 8 won’t be unique.

I have all collections' cars, except Coquette Classic T0PL3SS variant.

[vocal geode]

Really?

[lament frigate]

I tried it and it sent me to another session

[vocal geode]

[long cobalt]

Hi

[lament frigate]

hi comfy!

[long cobalt]

very good to see you

[hollow owl]

[vocal geode]

Also which method of job warp did u try ? There are two of them

[hollow owl]

has spawned in

[lament frigate]

anawacks

[vocal geode]

Cooked

[hollow owl]

I would try it on ps5 but

Im lazy

And gta isnt interesting rn

[vocal geode]

My last line of defense against mudders are gone

[hollow owl]

Im having more fun joining red vs blue maps on fortnite, buildings towers and just shooting ppl

[long cobalt]

[vocal geode]

Did u try the 30 sec wait one ?

Hold on imma try it myself

Umm @lament frigate it works

[lament frigate]

yeah idk why it doesn't work for me

[silk shuttle]

bruh

[vocal geode]

Maybe its on maintenance for ps platform

[silk shuttle]

12 top, 10 mid, 10 std
must only have one of every model

[vocal geode]

[gray parcel]

2X GTA$ and RP

Dispatch Work (4X for GTA+ Members)
Wildlife Photography (4X for GTA+ Members)

[silk shuttle]

lmao

[sleek prism]

Whattefuck

Dispatch just was couple weeks ago?

[gray parcel]

and all the cop cars on sale

[vocal geode]

They running out of ideas atp

[sleek prism]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1ndnqzc/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_september_11th_to/

[gray parcel]

Complete three Dispatch Work missions to receive the Summer LSPD Officer Outfit and GTA$100,000 people will love this tho

[hollow owl]

Its probably cop dispatch

[hollow owl]

Yesh definitely Vincent dispatch

[gray parcel]

gimme an ICE outfit

[vocal geode]

Ill do it I love collecting outfits

[gray parcel]

maybe in vice city

[sleek prism]

oh right yeah, no Martin

[silk shuttle]

within 72 hours?

[sleek prism]

What the hell, new mod

[hollow owl]

Helo

[gray parcel]

i assumed cop dispatch with all the other cop things

[vocal geode]

Ayee

Congratulations for the new mod @hollow owl

[sleek prism]

Hell yeah

[silk shuttle]

claimable

[gray parcel]

they're so stingy with the cargo ship robbery

i've seen it once in the like 4 months i've been back

[sleek prism]

so are dispatch now 50k each when normally 25k?

[silk shuttle]

so they're half as shit

[sleek prism]

What is this

[west stirrup]

Hi neighbor

[sleek prism]

Hi

[west stirrup]

Good btw

[opal rock]

4x wildlife photography is this a joke

[craggy mica]

Weekly?

[sturdy tapir]

Bruda, Neighborhood watch is also a game mode in dead island 2