gta-online-mk2

[plucky burrow]

What's that

[tidal yew]

Im employed u SC

[autumn epoch]

no mans sky

[vocal geode]

[plucky burrow]

Nano machines son?

[plucky burrow]

Oh

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

But MGR too

[flint flower]

They harden in response to physical trauma

[vocal geode]

[flint flower]

You can't hurt me lumburger

[vocal geode]

[tidal yew]

I can

[plucky burrow]

[autumn epoch]

mgr seems fun but its not a game that i wish to buy

ill try it out someday, if its fun ill buy it

[vocal geode]

Ban muskles

He’s sus

[plucky burrow]

Yes the controls are surprisingly easy and fair

Fun lil game if you have spare cash

[flint flower]

Dis u?

[autumn epoch]

iirc its on ps3?

[plucky burrow]

On steam too

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

Play with a controller

[autumn epoch]

ok yea i can try it out on the ps3 then

[plucky burrow]

Better

[tidal yew]

That ain't me its my cousin who was scared of mouses

[plucky burrow]

Is the ps3 store still online

[autumn epoch]

its a thing called a ”rom”

[tidal yew]

He is george

[plucky burrow]

Emulator?

[autumn epoch]

i have a homebrewed ps3, im not going to let it gather dust

also

i should try out watchdogs too

not too as in 2

[flint flower]

How about this

[plucky burrow]

Sweet

[plucky burrow]

But like on steam the game is improved

[autumn epoch]

ah thats neat

[tidal yew]

!rule 5

[golden ravine]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@tidal yew

[plucky burrow]

I doubt it can do 60 fps in ps3

Anyway

[autumn epoch]

so a nextgen version?

[plucky burrow]

Gta channel

[autumn epoch]

True…

[plucky burrow]

Not exactly

Just optimised for pc

[tidal yew]

Guys gta topic come on

[autumn epoch]

ill check if i have stuff to do in the house, if not, ill join the race

[tidal yew]

I don't wanna get banned or want u guys to get banned

Except for muscles n val

[flint flower]

Who's over here grand thefting they autos rn

[vocal geode]

Cringe

[flint flower]

[stoic sage]

@rancid parcel bug time

[west stirrup]

Me soon

[sleek prism]

Me too

Maybe in 30

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

Where is my coffee?
with double cream and whiskey

[sturdy tapir]

I gave it to Aunty

Except the whiskey

[autumn epoch]

henlo

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

_ _

[flint flower]

That's a small prayge

[sleek prism]

Gotta save space of server

[sturdy tapir]

🤣 🤣

[flint flower]

[sleek prism]

What the duck walk

[sturdy tapir]

[lament frigate]

Washed 💔💔

[autumn epoch]

glup

[vocal geode]

Dead

[vocal geode]

Linked to Twitch

[flint flower]

Banned

[sturdy tapir]

[tidal yew]

Yo wtf did u do?!

[vocal geode]

Muds and mudding and glitches

[tidal yew]

[vocal geode]

Also Im online now

U were saying u wanna do some races

[tidal yew]

At least need like 4 to 5 including u n me

Then it'll be fun

[vocal geode]

Yup true

[vocal geode]

Muskles might join us

[tidal yew]

Rumi too i guess

@sturdy tapir wanna play races?!

I downloaded some maps for itn

[flint flower]

Nope I'm vibing out of GTAV

[vocal geode]

Hahahahahaha

He got muted hahahahaha

[vocal geode]

Muskles got muted

[tidal yew]

@flint flower

[vocal geode]

He was sending some emojis and got muted for an hour lol

[sturdy tapir]

Gonna get food

[tidal yew]

Same

I'll see guys in around 45min

Let's hope on at that time

[zenith olive]

Did you guys get the rewards from twitch yet?

Claimed last night still not here 😔
Or it's 72hours

Forgot

[vocal geode]

Haven’t completed it yet so nope

[autumn epoch]

i unlocked the first 500k, i doubt theyll get added to my account until tomorrow

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism

miko

[vocal geode]

Is there a rule or smthn about this coz I wanna know it as well as to when Imma get these

[sturdy tapir]

[autumn epoch]

youll get it within 72h

[vocal geode]

Aight

[sleek prism]

what

[sturdy tapir]

Energy drinks are 0,99 here

[sleek prism]

What brand

[sturdy tapir]

Redbull and a few monster types too

[sleek prism]

Nice

[autumn epoch]

which types

white, obviously

[sturdy tapir]

Idk, i looked briefly but later in the day I'll grab my ID and go INSPECT them

And buy one

[sturdy tapir]

I looked at the sales book online for the specific store, and redbull regular, zero sugar and blu edition are 0,99

[sleek prism]

@autumn epoch @waxen holly @midnight rover

[west stirrup]

Damniiit

[vocal geode]

?

[tidal yew]

Thats some unemployed kinda sht

Anyone in game now?

[flint flower]

I might or might have not been beamed earlier

[west stirrup]

😧

[vocal geode]

[tidal yew]

U were

[autumn epoch]

very questionable name

weird how the word nakkikeitto gets flagged but that doesnt

[eager knoll]

Who is nipples

[plucky burrow]

Irremovable armour

[west stirrup]

Yes

[west stirrup]

Why do you ask

[versed lintel]

Me ... Obviously

[eager knoll]

Because I might be interested

[tidal yew]

Send pic for confirmation

[plucky burrow]

Your interest in nipples show nothing but your absolute disregard of

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

[tidal yew]

So anyone in this server lives in UK?

[west stirrup]

Nobody

[flint flower]

Disregard offfff?

[sleek prism]

Very weird

[untold dock]

why is it questionable

oh i can't even say why nakkikeitto is questionable here

[autumn epoch]

nippelinpippeli translates to something… questionable

[autumn epoch]

nope, its not

[untold dock]

but it contains an ethnic slur

[autumn epoch]

nakkikeitto = sausage soup

[autumn epoch]

yes

[sleek prism]

korv soppa

[versed lintel]

Oi oi rule 1 and Ello miku

[autumn epoch]

close enough

[sleek prism]

Ye

[sleek prism]

Hello Tina

Tuna*

[autumn epoch]

he called you Tin 😔

[plucky burrow]

??

Stop pinging for no reason

[flint flower]

Finish it ye coward

[plucky burrow]

Finish who

[flint flower]

[flint flower]

Speaking about questionable name

Got the whole package here

[plucky burrow]

[autumn epoch]

why the nipples ourple

[flint flower]

Rockstar censorship, I guess they knew that online players might figure out how to go bare chest eventually

[autumn epoch]

fair

censorship my ass when online players figure out a way to change the skin color

[sturdy tapir]

Oreo

[silk shuttle]

never let mikko stop forwarding messages

[sturdy tapir]

can we get a hmmge

[silk shuttle]

[sleek prism]

The best yay combo

[sturdy tapir]

[flint flower]

Oreo is using emote

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

Very nice

Forgot to reply

[sturdy tapir]

And it's the 250ml cans

[sleek prism]

Still good price imo

[sturdy tapir]

Imo the 250ml cans should be 0,99 not 1,69 or whatever the fuck is the regular price

[sleek prism]

Here 2,29

[sturdy tapir]

WHAT

For a 250ML CAN??

[sleek prism]

Yes

[sturdy tapir]

why

[sleek prism]

355ml = 2,79€
473ml = 3,59€

[sturdy tapir]

So expensive

[sleek prism]

Because Finland has high sugar tax and shit, our government likes to increase taxes

[sturdy tapir]

How about the no sugar version tho

[sleek prism]

255ml version 14 cents cheaper

2,15€

[sturdy tapir]

Okay that's some bullshit

[sleek prism]

red bull = bull shit

[sturdy tapir]

Ain't no way it's over 2 euros for a NO SUGAR

[sleek prism]

Hmm

[sturdy tapir]

VERSION

[sleek prism]

Yes it is

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

But anyway, what is your favorite car in the game?

[sturdy tapir]

uh why

[sleek prism]

Pinned message

[sturdy tapir]

Dinka Jester RR

[sleek prism]

Nice

[flint flower]

Issi Classic

[fierce mason]

Hello

[tidal yew]

Worst pilot returns

[fierce mason]

Well I am gonna need to shut down my brain after studying so I might as well play gta and start grinding for that mansion

[sturdy tapir]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[fierce mason]

Not that I am gonna buy it in day 1
I got board exam in January

[eager knoll]

bro this person invited me to be a bodyguard

[limber spindle]

A lot of strange characters in the game. Got chased by what looked like a man in lingerie for 10 minutes yesterday. Widowmaker finally made them back off.

[autumn epoch]

something something dont let oreo use emojis

[sturdy tapir]

Oreo is going to NOT appreciate that comment ‼️

[plucky burrow]

oreo can get dipped in my milk

[limber spindle]

ew

[plucky burrow]

[limber spindle]

Yay, got my Twitch drops, suit is cool. Million is cooler

[gray parcel]

i refuse to engage with twitch

i really wish paleto had a subway stop for the garm fac, but the truckstop is nice and is my new comfy zone

[rancid parcel]

Never let oreo use emojis.

[autumn epoch]

called it

[autumn epoch]

i dont engage with it, i just leave it on

[sturdy tapir]

OREO, you know what to do

[autumn epoch]

one of the comments of all time

[plucky burrow]

what

[sturdy tapir]

Star this shit so far it reaches alien civilizations

[plucky burrow]

it will get unstarred

[autumn epoch]

oh yea sure, lets wait for Oreo to pull up with the 🚫⭐ emoji

[west stirrup]

What

[autumn epoch]

we are at 5

where the fuck even is the starboard here

it has just disappeared

[fierce mason]

Patreon only have access to them

[autumn epoch]

ah crap

!patreon

[golden ravine]

Feeling generous? Support us on https://www.patreon.com/gtaodiscord and receive awesome rewards!

Requested by: @autumn epoch

[autumn epoch]

silver is 4,50€ 🥀 how are yall this rich

[autumn epoch]

oh and also

[autumn epoch]

welcome back Martol

[plucky burrow]

happy now?

[autumn epoch]

blue emoji with fists raised into the sky

[fierce mason]

Thanks

[silk shuttle]

post hmmmge?

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

lomng fingers wth

[sturdy tapir]

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

🗣️ ‼️ ‼️

[gray parcel]

did you take this photo with your third hand

[tidal yew]

School over?!

[sturdy tapir]

He has supernatural help from spirits i summoned to assist vro

[tidal yew]

Winter holidays

[autumn epoch]

"fuck da discord opps" ahh finger

[tidal yew]

Wtf

[fierce mason]

2 hours ago yes
And i am now studying physics for my A levels
Before you ask, ill be in gta in like 6 hours

[silk shuttle]

used my 21st finger to press the button

[autumn epoch]

🍅

gawddamn

[tidal yew]

Yeh n before u ask ill be in my bed at that time

[autumn epoch]

where can i get the rest of the fingers

[rancid parcel]

How do u hold the camera

[plucky burrow]

not even a third leg

[tidal yew]

Inside lumbago

[autumn epoch]

WHAT

[tidal yew]

Inside his stomach

He eat them

Read the room echo

[plucky burrow]

I'm not that pink haired anime dude

[autumn epoch]

the... better ending?

[silk shuttle]

perks of having a phone that is 100% flat on all 6 sides

[tidal yew]

Yeh

[fierce mason]

I know

[plucky burrow]

the one who say brother and claps

no

[tidal yew]

N before u ask @rancid parcel is scary cat n employed (liar) she can't play too

[sturdy tapir]

oreo is gangsta with this one

[plucky burrow]

shut up please

[fierce mason]

I havent even play with valk once

[tidal yew]

Oreo is gangsta i agree

[tidal yew]

Scaredy cat that's y

@real peak where u at my man

[west stirrup]

Lets see here
Never let oreo use emojis
What will they pull out next

[sturdy tapir]

He's selling catnip tacos now in the poor cat neighborhoods

[tidal yew]

I hope my man's okay haven't heard him from while

[west stirrup]

We did Cayo survival with Mikku so i think he’s good?

[autumn epoch]

youve awakened the Katto

[tidal yew]

Remy whose apprentice u r now?!

[west stirrup]

Oreo

[tidal yew]

Ohhh noiceeee

[fierce mason]

Wasnt remy with me and larzy?

when we did like 500 casinos

[tidal yew]

Yeh she betrayed when our grp fell

[west stirrup]

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

well then i am gonna keep my pink diamond and 6 gold then

[west stirrup]

Ey wait i didnt betray nobody

[autumn epoch]

wait wtf this isnt even a picture you pulled out of your camera roll you TOOK this picture 😭

[tidal yew]

Im gonna keep my diamonds in casino then

Away from remy

[fierce mason]

Me too

[west stirrup]

Ok then never let Oreo’s clone send emojis

[tidal yew]

Can't trust rats this days

[west stirrup]

[fierce mason]

anyways i need to study physics
Gta later

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Good luck with the A

[fierce mason]

Im gonna need all the good luck i can get
3 science and 1 math does not give me enough time to hop in gta

[tidal yew]

@west stirrup can help she's good at memorising things

Like cayo bullup

[west stirrup]

[gray parcel]

🗣️

[tidal yew]

Im sure u still don't have the shotgun

[west stirrup]

Jokes on you i throw it in the ocean

[tidal yew]

How u knock security out?!

[west stirrup]

Sleeping pill

[tidal yew]

Let's add those words to the wisdom

[tidal yew]

How's your work going BTW?

[flint flower]

Who the hell parked their Kosatka at my yacht

[tidal yew]

Yo that's my yacht the one u stoled from me

[flint flower]

Come take it back, I dare you

[west stirrup]

Still awesome

[tidal yew]

Take as a gift from me.

[tidal yew]

Niceee

[tidal yew]

Like a big brother gives gift same like that

[silk shuttle]

thankfully, you have no power here

[west stirrup]

Never let

Remy bully oreo

[tidal yew]

It will never happen

Caz oreo a gangsta u said urself

[sturdy tapir]

here weapon

[silk shuttle]

same energy

[sturdy tapir]

YEEEAAAAAHH🗣️ ‼️ ‼️

[fierce mason]

Here larzy to help out

[flint flower]

Explosive spam gone wrong

[sturdy tapir]

Special helipad operation failed

[lament frigate]

[good save]

[neon flower]

Nice Banshee

[vocal geode]

mudder in the session

[lost lily]

he just has good gaming chair

[vocal geode]

Yea

whenever I join muskles

[hollow owl]

[oblique sky]

My archenemy is my ex cause we would randomly shoot each other in the face when doing freeroam fuckarounds.

[swift trail]

i did some experimenting once so i have it with my alt account

[autumn epoch]

hey gurka

[limber spindle]

My archenemy is some random player who kills me repeatedly, usually every morning...... absent today.... school perhaps?

[untold dock]

why are you letting some random player kill you?

[sleek prism]

Same with @versed lintel

[sleek prism]

Looks nice track

[limber spindle]

Playstyle, I seldom fight back. Not fun for me.

[sleek prism]

I try to payback, if I cant kill, then I give up and do smth else

[autumn epoch]

you people have archenemies?

[untold dock]

yes

[vocal geode]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @vocal geode

[sleek prism]

Yes..

[vocal geode]

Can we use blinkers like npcs ?

[autumn epoch]

uuuh not as far as im aware

correct me if im wrong though

would br vool as hell

be cool*

[vocal geode]

Yea same asking just in case

But I couldn’t find it anywhere

[sleek prism]

Not sure was this a thing in single player

[autumn epoch]

i played legacy modded sp and it had blinkers

[vocal geode]

Nah

[sleek prism]

Anyway, do you need it to somewhere

[vocal geode]

I just wanted to confirm if it was possible or not

[fierce mason]

So the mansion update is assumed to be released at december right?
And isnt there some sort of discount for these things?

[autumn epoch]

expected to be released on december, discounts are possible

[fierce mason]

How do i get them discounts

[autumn epoch]

idfk 💔

[fierce mason]

Well then ill figure it out

[autumn epoch]

it hasnt even been released yet

[fierce mason]

Can you contact someone who knows the discount
I am a bit too busy to research

[fierce mason]

?

No seriosuly, i am a bit occuped in the moment

[autumn epoch]

pluh

nobody knows

why would you want to know info

[fierce mason]

I dont have much time to play gta and i want mansion but broke

[autumn epoch]

for a thing that is going to released in 3 months

[autumn epoch]

its NOT HERE

[fierce mason]

then WHERE

[autumn epoch]

omfg

[gray parcel]

the future

[autumn epoch]

the dlc is set to be released in DECEMBER

its SEPTEMBER

[autumn epoch]

(dahlia, say that you remember)

[fierce mason]

That part i understand
But i was wondering where the discount is

[autumn epoch]

what the fuck

[fierce mason]

Never mind

[autumn epoch]

discount

[fierce mason]

Not worth both of our time to argue

[autumn epoch]

for a thing

thats set to be released later

vro

nobody knows what the sale is

when it is

or how much

[lament frigate]

What are "these things"?

[fierce mason]

The mansion of course

[gray parcel]

i'm waiting for the womansion

[vocal geode]

Bro is rage baiting

[lament frigate]

Don't expect discounts on day 1

unless you buy gta+

[silk shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1370083701085700177/sigma.gif

[sleek prism]

Do you use discord on Super Nintendo?

[dreamy rampart]

Obviously

[gray parcel]

it's up

[fast bridge]

W event week

[flint halo]

wait so racing is 3x?

[fast bridge]

Source?

[fast bridge]

Hotring and community is 2

[naive zenith]

Back to this game, what stuff should I buy rn

[plucky burrow]

Toreador

[naive zenith]

Have

I own all the good stuff

Yacht

And whatever

[gray parcel]

i got annihilator stealth and insurgent pickup on sale this week

[opal rock]

Surprise surprise another shit week

[plucky burrow]

[naive zenith]

Week bonuses don't mean shit to me atp

[naive zenith]

whar

[fast bridge]

It’s a good week. I love 2X hotring

[naive zenith]

oh

[plucky burrow]

Shut up typo

[naive zenith]

Typo

[naive zenith]

I will tickle you

[opal rock]

You literally say every week is good

[plucky burrow]

[fast bridge]

Not every

[naive zenith]

Watch out, he's a professional rage baiter

[fast bridge]

I don’t rage bait

[naive zenith]

ok

[flint halo]

hot ring is ass, but if community races are 2x that would be cool

[fast bridge]

I love nascar and hotring is fun

[opal rock]

Community race series is 2x

[flint halo]

I might hop on then

[opal rock]

Pay phone hits meh

Assault on Cayo perico do me a favour

[fast bridge]

My uncle is a crew chief for a NASCAR team

[plucky burrow]

Where the message

[opal rock]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1n7oi44/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_september_4th_to/

[plucky burrow]

Thank

[fast bridge]

30 player hotring races are fun

[gray parcel]

is assault on cayo fun

[fast bridge]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

2× on cayo survival

[flint halo]

you know what would be more fun, 30 player street races non-contact

[gray parcel]

never seen it

[opal rock]

They’ve given up on discounting businesses for noobs

[plucky burrow]

We might be cooking

It pays a lot

[swift trail]

2x payphone hits are nice

everything else kinda mid

[opal rock]

Rune zhaba is discounted 🥳

[swift trail]

yay

[fast bridge]

Source?

[opal rock]

Considering it has huge tires it don’t half drive weird

Almost like it doesn’t have tires at all

[plucky burrow]

Who drive zhaba on land

[opal rock]

It feels like they’ve given up tbh

[fast bridge]

Everyone

[plucky burrow]

Not me

It's a boat

[fast bridge]

So it spawns in the water for u?

[naive zenith]

Who's everyone

[opal rock]

How do you get it into the water?

[plucky burrow]

Just like the apc

[fast bridge]

Facts

[naive zenith]

It's like the apc

[swift trail]

you drive

[naive zenith]

But the zhaba sucks

[opal rock]

So he drives it on land

Case closed

[plucky burrow]

No I use iron mule

[fast bridge]

APC spawns on land too

[plucky burrow]

[opal rock]

You probably do

Can picture you doing it

[fast bridge]

U have to drive it on land to get to water

[plucky burrow]

No

Stop assuming my driving habits

[swift trail]

push it into the water

[opal rock]

I really thought it was gonna be auto shop 2x to coincide with last week of gta+

[west stirrup]

That so

[sleek prism]

Time to do 70 payphone hits I guess

[opal rock]

Wanted my 1mil UD

[west stirrup]

Well isnt next week the last week?

[opal rock]

Yeah

That’s my point lol

[west stirrup]

I thought it ended on the 17th or close to that

Next week as in the week after this

[opal rock]

I don’t think so I got a message earlier saying 8 days left i thought

[west stirrup]

So we can get 2x (4x) Auto Shop

Next week

[opal rock]

Hopefully you’re right

[west stirrup]

I would like 5 megalodons when i’m right

[opal rock]

No but I will give you 1 Cayo if you are

2 if you beat Simon no cheese

[west stirrup]

I havent even beat Clea

[opal rock]

I just one shot her

After Simon

[west stirrup]

She stunlocked my so i alt f4’d lol

I was stunned for 11 rounds

[opal rock]

Damn

[fast bridge]

How? GTA+ ends September 10th

[west stirrup]

Well i had no idea

Sorry

[fast bridge]

It’s every 4 weeks give or take normally

August 14th to September 10th

[west stirrup]

I expected it to be until the 17th because of the 12th birthday

Anniversary

[fast bridge]

Next one will be September 11th to October 8th

Then October 9th to November 5th

[opal rock]

Damn it so I was right

No 4x auto shop

Damn you r*

[fast bridge]

Then November 6th to December 8th

[west stirrup]

I wonder how crazy the bonuses will be for the anniversary

[opal rock]

Probably just go back to milking money fronts

[fast bridge]

4X store robberies, 3X Simeon exports, 2X deathmatches

[west stirrup]

[fast bridge]

Can’t believe rockstar already gave away 3M in the last month

[west stirrup]

Seems fishy... because of the Winter update

[lament frigate]

The final winter update for this game

which is crazy

[limber spindle]

I hate that word

[lament frigate]

that's crazy

[west stirrup]

Scary

May might be a sad month

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

Good riddance

[west stirrup]

wut

[west stirrup]

I wonder if we'll get (some/alot) of cut content in the last update

Cause why not type reason from Rockstar

We got disarming in Bottom Dollar Bounties so..

[gray parcel]

i hope so

gimme an aircraft carrier

or like a heist on the moon

[silk shuttle]

reason from Rockstar

[west stirrup]

Never

L

[silk shuttle]

bro what

u asked to type reason from Rockstar and i did

[west stirrup]

I can't help myself

I was gonna say that thing you love to see

But i resisted

[twin drum]

admen how I pley money heist

admen!!!!

[west stirrup]

Plz use $LFMH Group

[west stirrup]

Final warning

[twin drum]

HOW @rancid parcel @rancid parcel @rancid parcel @rancid parcel

[west stirrup]

Am i witnessing a possession

Admen pls check on blip

[twin drum]

no admen no ban

[west stirrup]

Admen pls ban for moni

[twin drum]

!

[west stirrup]

[twin drum]

[west stirrup]

Hehe no moni for u

[twin drum]

[west stirrup]

Unless

[sturdy tapir]

[rancid parcel]

@twin drum account might be compromised

[west stirrup]

hm

[twin drum]

#gta-online-mk2 security has been breached

everyone click my cool link

https://google.com

free moni

[west stirrup]

NOoo

[fleet sluice]

we’re so back

[rancid parcel]

Mods ip grabbuh!

[flint flower]

[west stirrup]

Suspishus indeed

[autumn epoch]

why the fuck did you ping me twice

[versed lintel]

I wonder why

[autumn epoch]

HOW

[autumn epoch]

thats cool

didnt work ;(

got it to autofire but the rapid fire didnt work

glup

[vocal geode]

@flint flower

[flint flower]

[cunning python]

How you do fellow Playstation users

[autumn epoch]

gg gng

[flint flower]

No console players round these parts pardner

[versed lintel]

They fixed it ? Aww man

[tidal yew]

[cunning python]

Twitch drip?

[autumn epoch]

yes

[cunning python]

I always did it slightly differently

Press to shoot and press to throw grenade/sticky at the same time. If the revolver is pointing up when it shoots u done it right

[sleek prism]

I feel so dumb.. I was thinking one day if there is a button to use throwables same time you use a gun.. then I found a search result 10 years ago

[cunning python]

Yeah it's g on keyboard

You csn throw sticky whilst aiming etc

[sleek prism]

Yeah, does it use the throwable you have selected in weapon wheel?

[cunning python]

Ye

[sleek prism]

Nice

[sturdy tapir]

RE3 remake needs this

[sleek prism]

What shit is this

[vocal geode]

Bug

Just ewo and it should be fixed

[versed lintel]

[vocal geode]

[sturdy tapir]

KA💥

[eager knoll]

helo

[vocal geode]

Hello

[lunar yarrow]

Finally completed the cayo survival , Wave 9 is worse than 10 and what do the DJ do exactly other than dancing to them ? I felt like they were speeding the zombies / decreases our speed

[vocal geode]

Nice

[limber spindle]

🤣 Session was busy, lots of explosions, chases, then the bus went by.... silence 🤔, 4 people in my session, instead of 26.... 🤣

[fast bridge]

Increase ether speed, strength, more of them

[fast bridge]

I wanted to know the source

[autumn epoch]

the source is that i made it the fuck up

the source for it being september?

or for the december dlc

for the dlc, there were datamines performed after the release of Money Fronts

[oblique sky]

Oh nice. Simeon has a Hexer up. I should check if I have one in my fleet of bikes.

[autumn epoch]

https://www.sportskeeda.com/gta/rockstar-lets-us-buy-multiple-mansions-leaked-gta-online-mansions-update-spark-fan-demands

[untold dock]

sportskeeda

[autumn epoch]

here is an article discussing the leak

[untold dock]

peak gamer journalism

[autumn epoch]

from June

oh and also

@coral tusk

[fast bridge]

I misread your comment. I interpreted it as you corrected the December and meant September. Mb

[autumn epoch]

ah its alr mb

i didnt say it clearly enough

sorry

[fast bridge]

It’s okay

I was reading it and was like “are rockstar really releasing it around the 12th year anniversary of V?”

[coral tusk]

possibly a second one for the collection

[versed lintel]

2 is not enough commitment, you need 2 entire garages of em

[coral tusk]

it is abusive to have more children than you can take care of

thus my commitment is to keep a healthy amount of la coureuses

[oblique sky]

Meanwhile I know of atleast 3 people with 4+ Mk2s.

[untold dock]

same

[golden sundial]

Is it really that bad to call MM?

[west stirrup]

Who?

[oblique sky]

Metroman.

The actual answer: Mors Mutual.

[west stirrup]

As an MMI employee, i call it MMI^tm

[oblique sky]

I forgot how stupid GTAO is. There is a shootout happening outside the clothing store I am shopping at. And the clerk is still complaining that I am taking up her time. So bitch, do you want to deal with me shopping for more clothes than what could fit inside any sane person's cabinet or deal with the literal World War X happening outside?

[golden sundial]

Well at least they didn't shoot the store, count yourself lucky

[oblique sky]

Just begs the question why is it happening here... and why are 4 players just duking it out in freemode.

[coral tusk]

if you live in los santos you're used to this

[limber spindle]

I am confused as to why there is confusion. It sounds pretty standard to me, but I may be wrong

[autumn epoch]

yayyy

[oblique sky]

My confusion comes from what started it, what made it stay here in freeroam, and how did it evolve to include 4 players. I mean a deathmatch would solve this while giving them RP and money.

[limber spindle]

Seems you are looking too deep. More than likely, because they were there, and nothing more.

[oblique sky]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6x959m2QDvatSwUAVCHIuf?si=6b44aa498e0043ae

[tidal yew]

Tf how u got it?!

[autumn epoch]

from keeping a stream on in the background

[tidal yew]

N for how long?!

[west stirrup]

6 hours

[tidal yew]

Damn

[vocal geode]

I unlocked em all but not sure if I have got em

[tidal yew]

Bt I got the game from epic games will it work?!

[vocal geode]

Where do i find the damn racing outfit?

[west stirrup]

In special outfits maybe

[vocal geode]

Hmmm

But its racing outfit

Ill check anyways

[vocal geode]

Did u get the racing outfit if yes where ?

[autumn epoch]

yea i got it

you just have to keep the stream on for 8 hours

[vocal geode]

I did all that

[autumn epoch]

i got it from just playing the game

[vocal geode]

Where is it tho ?

[autumn epoch]

it should be in your outfits

not the saved ones

[vocal geode]

Aight thanksn

[autumn epoch]

yw! :D

[vocal geode]

Time to kill heckers and mudders in public lobby

[sleek prism]

"the session you tried to join is invite only"

[vocal geode]

Im in a public lobby wdym

@sleek prism we r killing lendayt

[sleek prism]

I see

[west stirrup]

Famous

[oblique sky]

"Fuck that guy in particular" moment.

[vocal geode]

He entered god mode finally

[vocal geode]

He entered god mode

Looks like I need to do smthn about it

[autumn epoch]

which one

lendayt or chaoskingpin

[vocal geode]

Lenda yt

[autumn epoch]

i gotta see

where are you peeps

[vocal geode]

Try sniping him

[autumn epoch]

ill pull up in my e30

[vocal geode]

Near palomino highways

[autumn epoch]

coming

[vocal geode]

Blud left his virtual body and left lol

[flint flower]

Sheesh, Mikko dipping his hands in pvp, you don't see that everyday

[vocal geode]

Anoni is in the session we going after him

[flint flower]

Careful of the potential aimbot

[vocal geode]

Yea ik

Mikko and echo xxanonissNxx is an aimbot user and he’s out known enemy

[autumn epoch]

whats this

[flint flower]

Meh I just don't like the guy, he sucks though

[autumn epoch]

ok

[flint flower]

Or maybe I'm just good

[autumn epoch]

im doing things on the side atm

i gotta make a salad

ill come fuck around in freemode after i do that

[autumn epoch]

but like actually what is this

[flint flower]

Uhhh nerfed minigun

SMG but you don't need to reload

[autumn epoch]

ok so not important

[flint flower]

It's an alien gun so you might wanna get it just to collect y'know

Alien guns are damn rare in the gun van nowadays

[oblique sky]

Some people just like owning it. And with custom loadouts, you can just keep it in the safe.

[autumn epoch]

so the same as widowmaker

just there for the collecting value

[oblique sky]

Widowmaker has a niche use.

To cheaply restock minigun ammo xD

[autumn epoch]

thats cool

never knew

[vocal geode]

His aimbot is on @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

Damn

[vocal geode]

Yup

[flint flower]

It's the hellbringer lol

[oblique sky]

The original topic was about the Hellbringer. But then the Widowmaker was mentioned.

#gta-online-mk2 message

[flint flower]

I need to get better glasses

[oblique sky]

When was the last time you went to your optometrist?

[flint flower]

I don't exactly have one, I visit an office when I think my vision's getting worse

And the last time I ever visited one was around 3-4 years ago when I got superglue in my eye

[oblique sky]

You know, if you have known eye issues, its wise to do it every 6 months.

My friend is the same. Luckily it can be covered by her work's health benefits, depending on what is needed.

[flint flower]

3rd world country, doesn't exactly have the luxury for regular appointments

[oblique sky]

<--- Same. It really depends on your priorities. I mean you seeing things is kinda vital to daily life.

[flint flower]

Eventually Imma go for LASIK

[oblique sky]

Good luck. If you are in a 3rd world country, that shit is expensive. You'd have to plan a trip to another country, with enough days for recovery.

[flint flower]

Yeah, a pretty far future but here's hoping

[oblique sky]

LASIK isn't a one stop fix. It just helps the eyes go to a stable condition but it doesn't stop anything from worsening.

If anything, depending on some people's eye condition, LASIK is one last hurrah before their vision truly goes away.

Anyway good luck.

If only we could rob a Mr. Rubio in real life. xD

[gray parcel]

my mom had lasik in the mid 00s and it wore off after like a decade

[oblique sky]

^

[gray parcel]

i would think the tech is better now

[oblique sky]

Hopefully.

I mean the first recorded successful eye transplant was 2023 I think. It was part of a facial reconstruction.

[vocal geode]

To muskles

I told him to call kayra as well

Be ready to blow him out

[oblique sky]

The phrasing was almost off. xD

[west stirrup]

Woahh

[vocal geode]

I think if I say the ki.. word I might timeout thats why I didn’t say it

Raptor is weird already don’t wanna give him reasons

[oblique sky]

.... You used the word earlier today.

[vocal geode]

Ah okay then I can use it

Black o fish is anonies accomplice

KIA too

[flint flower]

@vocal geode No aimbot

[vocal geode]

I killed him 11/1

Apparently his aimbot is out ig

Beware kayra might join

[limber spindle]

Aimbot? Enhanced?

[vocal geode]

Yea

[rancid parcel]

You expect Enhanced has no modders?

[oblique sky]

^

[gray parcel]

git gud moment

[oblique sky]

From my experience tho, I haven't seen em. That or I am lucky with my public lobbies.

[gray parcel]

in 1k hours i have not seen one

[vocal geode]

Nope there are a lot of mudders

I run into few nowadays frequently

[limber spindle]

No, I didn't understand. Now I do

[rancid parcel]

If anyone keep saying there are no modders on Enhanced just show them this
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969018198508863549/1411310409725640787/MedalTVGrandTheftAutoV20250830182251-1756553008.mp4?ex=68bac83e&is=68b976be&hm=430890544175ee19355cd08ed11abcc9e40e4cc24e61d9b68a1d07c0ca25d0f7&

[young copper]

That was a tornado 🌪️

It has that magnetic effect

[autumn epoch]

im making salad on the side, my eyes feel like this (im cutting the red onions rn)

[vocal geode]

Wear scuba outfit

Or mask

[cunning python]

I don't see an issue?

Just gravity moment

[rancid parcel]

Get out of here you bluey dude

[cunning python]

Wow, mean much?

[rancid parcel]

Being back Red josh

[west stirrup]

That wasnt a modder

[cunning python]

You see, you are booster pink because it fits your profile

I'm Playstation blue because I own a Playstation with gta v

Nah but fr I'll show u

This red looks so out of place

[rancid parcel]

The dark red is better

[cunning python]

Why

You casually have all the roles

[rancid parcel]

I like dark colors

[cunning python]

Then why are you bright pink

[rancid parcel]

Idk

:(

[cunning python]

🙂

[vocal geode]

[cunning python]

I played enhanced the last time

[autumn epoch]

mikko why you leave

;(

[sleek prism]

@flint flower @vocal geode Nice session, I'm not so skilled but I had fun

[vocal geode]

Same here had fun

[autumn epoch]

tragic

[vocal geode]

Im coming back

Binch is killing guys

Aimbotter noob

[autumn epoch]

why cant i access the nc

[vocal geode]

Damn he’s killing pasty

[vocal geode]

Umm ewo and try again

[flint flower]

Still outscored lol

[vocal geode]

Good Job

[plucky burrow]

Show the bouncer a ID

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

bored to killing

tbh feels good to do to smth else than career progress

[vocal geode]

Yup

[autumn epoch]

i wish i coulda joined

well

i guess its better that i kept my (ingame) sanity

[gray parcel]

thanks doc

[sleek prism]

You were in passive mode, why

[flint flower]

war between 2 groups of tryhards ended with civilized conversation

[vocal geode]

And us being friends with him

[naive zenith]

What I miss out on?

[flint flower]

You missed the road apparently

[flint flower]

Probably just wanna watch and not getting involved, understandable

[sleek prism]

Maybe she would have killed all

[flint flower]

Well thank god

Spared me from Echo's wrath

Scarier than Valkyrie firing people

[autumn epoch]

ye, but i was making salad and i was afk

[flint flower]

I did it because it was funny

With nothing else to spend on, might as well

[sleek prism]

-$750,000

[flint flower]

El Rubio is sponsoring me, all gucci

[sleek prism]

Perfect

I have obliterated only once this far

[autumn epoch]

do you peeps genuinely think so? i cant even talk to the cashier

[vocal geode]

Nah i have seen u kill thanos

[sleek prism]

We were just thinking

[flint flower]

What are you hiding from us

[vocal geode]

Today was fun man thanks for joining us

[vocal geode]

She’s a hidden assassin

[sleek prism]

Yeah, maybe one of the best moments where pvp happened (atleast for me)

[autumn epoch]

a mixture of different mental disorders and medical conditions

why are you asking?

[vocal geode]

Glad to hear it man

You run into someone to bother u can invite me

Personal hitman for the hitman guy

[sleek prism]

Awesome

[flint flower]

Then this guy will call in a literal army

[vocal geode]

+1 and everyone

[vocal geode]

Yea

[autumn epoch]

?

[vocal geode]

We all share the trait is what I mean

[autumn epoch]

oh alr

[flint flower]

Cause we're friends

[autumn epoch]

i can help out too Mikko (when im online)

[autumn epoch]

fair

[sleek prism]

One for all, all for one 🤝🏼

[vocal geode]

Yup we are his personal bodyguards from now on

[flint flower]

Don't forget, you could call us in too

[autumn epoch]

true

[vocal geode]

I got the outfit not sure if I received the money

[vocal geode]

Yes I offer service for free

[autumn epoch]

usually i play in inv only, i rarely play in public lobbies

[vocal geode]

Fair

You know who to dm if u run into peeps who bother u

[sleek prism]

Yeah, usually some fucker keeps killing you with mk2 and you dont even look at them

[flint flower]

Jarvis got wild connections man, and his connections have connections of their own

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

Today really was good one, not much mk2 involved except Muscles vs Orange guy

[vocal geode]

Yup

[flint flower]

I pulled out the mk2 cause there were a lot of people to kill

[vocal geode]

Tbh that god mode was different of a kind Ive ever seen

[vocal geode]

Lol

[sleek prism]

Lendayt?

[vocal geode]

Yea

[flint flower]

Know what's funny? This silly little war is from a misunderstanding

[vocal geode]

Ive never seen that kind of a god mode that you go through them lol

[vocal geode]

Lmao it’s a whole lore

[flint flower]

It's not the fight time I've fought these guys, specifically Blackfish, Kayra and Anoni

[vocal geode]

We you mean ?

[flint flower]

We, yes

[vocal geode]

Yea

[flint flower]

Although I usually do most of the work

[vocal geode]

Anoni is shit black o fish and kayra are good at sniping

[flint flower]

He could strafe, but he couldn't snipe as good as them

[vocal geode]

Oh im sorry man I recently started pvp lol I didn’t even know shit like these existed until 3 months ago

[vocal geode]

Yup

[sturdy tapir]

⁉️

[flint flower]

Glad I'm here to teach yo arse

[vocal geode]

We had a lore exploration today

[sturdy tapir]

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

I really need to learn moving while sniping

[flint flower]

Hey Rumi

[sturdy tapir]

No water exploration?

[vocal geode]

Always first person while sniping with mk2 normal bullets

[vocal geode]

Damn Ill do it today

[flint flower]

Strafing in 1st person is much quicker, makes it harder for them to hit you

[sleek prism]

Oh, thanks. Definitely will try that

[vocal geode]

I guess valorant skills arent much use anywhere

[vocal geode]

You gonna help me with crew sell

[flint flower]

Sniping

[sturdy tapir]

no

[sleek prism]

I was using explosive bullets just in case I miss the shot so there is a chance target dies from explosion

[vocal geode]

[sturdy tapir]

I got TRUCKING

[flint flower]

Unless you've been practicing on recoil control, then yeah that's gonna be useless in GTA

[vocal geode]

I used to do that as well lol until i found out normal mk2 bullets are the best

[vocal geode]

Tbh I never sniper much I was an AR user

[sleek prism]

Well yeah, atleast you dont run out of bullets

[vocal geode]

I have good movement in val

[flint flower]

iirc, sniper is hitscan, then turns into projectile after a certain range, a pretty far range

[vocal geode]

Yea plus it deals the same damage as explosive one or more I think and its always one shot unless the other guy is spamming vests

[flint flower]

explosive mk2 sniper however is always projectile

[vocal geode]

No ?

Its the same as normal ones

[flint flower]

Nuh uh

[vocal geode]

Projectile doesn’t exist in gta i think

It doesn’t have similar mechanics of pubg pc

[flint flower]

RPG, Flare, Homing launcher, Grenade launcher, etc.

Minigun is projectile as well believe it or not

[vocal geode]

Those are different man Im talking about sniping

[vocal geode]

Really?

[flint flower]

Why do you think we have to shoot ahead when there's a lock on jammer car heading for us

[vocal geode]

Hmmm

Idc about lock on jammers on my car

[flint flower]

I have a feeling every weapons is projectile, it's just that their travel time at a short range is so miniscule it looks like hitscan

[vocal geode]

Yes its almost instant unless bad internet

When am I gonna be lvl 50

[oblique sky]

How do you even clear wave 10 on Cayo Surv? What the hell is all the DJ spam at that point?

[vocal geode]

Kill the dj first always makes the zombies less mad

[vocal geode]

We did it in first go

Round 12 I believe until we quit coz we got the outfit

[gray parcel]

i think the panthers are the only real threat

[oblique sky]

I was doing it with one random. He was carrying mostly.

[limber spindle]

I did it repeatedly with 3 randoms, never finished 9, feel your pain

[vocal geode]

I use specific guns for it if u want I can tell u