#memes-and-shitposting
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@white helm “The #memes-and-shitposting channel is an approved-posters only channel. Only users with the “Approved Shitposter” role will be able to post media and links. Users without this role can continue to send text messages in the channel. “
i havent been in this channel for over a year damn
Now you did
no life ? i js got off work smh

i actually hate my life so valid point
What do you work
Fortnite battle pass
I love your life
That's a good career
murdi are you guys ok
No I've been arguing with discord support over a stupid Patrick Bateman gif
Are you guys ok
Active account violation says no

It's definitely getting interesting.
Time to arm the homeless, it seems
harm*
Arm the homeless - Tom Morello
Mom Torello
Its thundering outside i hear caseohs cheeks clapping
Every time you activate it you also will aggressively poop
This is acceptable and fair
You die
Anytime you lift anything heavier than you should be able to, you get diarrhea and constipation at the same time
Side effect: You're unable to modulate your strength and are ALWAYS at 100% power.
Grabs glass of juice and lifts it to Jupiter
To be fair, the glass would shatter upon grabbing
Gonna have to get custom utensils xD
Yep
Shoulda said tungsten cup
at home
Ability to control time and weather
Your personal clothes are affected by the timecontrol aswell and you become, when time is stopped, basically immobile.
Changing the weather affects the area around accordingly to physics but 10 times stronger
Somebody getting nekked often
What is nekked?
yeah bcs you need 64 gb of ram to play fps
are you playing the game or hosting the whole valve servers
bcs im sure they have less ram on theirs
least delusional FPS player
What if i time control naked 😝😝
Nekked
Your body is also affected by the time control
(ex: if you turn back time your body also goes back deleting your memories of the present)
Anytime you change the weather it effects are seen everywhere around the globe
(ex: if you make it stop raining it'll stop raining everywhere including rainforests. If you make it 75 degrees fahrenheit it'll make it 75 degrees fahrenheit including deserts)
"Yes you do motherfucker" 
It's always that damn one reddit user...
To be fair meth and heroine will 100% take you mind off her... of course it only does it because your problems become very different problems
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, Mayo, Pickle, Ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or Bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
You rule, you're seizing the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule!)
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, Mayo, Pickle, Ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or Bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
You rule, you're seizing the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule!)
I haven't heard this in so long, i let it play all the way through
I miss her too, i miss eusexua
That's a really scary thought
Better be chunky
Better be the no wipe blessing
@west plover
its feb 19th tho 
when it's February 19th and you spot a happy couple
Yeah
Gotta love jason mendoza
When the tunnel you went through had narnia energy and rhe technology has a panic attack.
um
Amazing dynamics in this scene
from a prank interview featuring the cast of the lord of the rings movie franchise
do you wear wigs? have you worn wigs? will you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs.
Calcium
Ewhhh
smh
fucking did you fucking watch the fucking video
YEA
Lol
Dusk fall rare appearance againn
I'm often lurkin 
I'm sorry buddy I don't press play on videos
I'm against videos as memes on discord, usually because they're gen Z stuff
nah it's just that most of them are not worth clicking
then you have to worry about volume, etc
i hear u
they're either ear blastingly loud or too low
the same reason I despise voice messages
oh, you want me to find a secluded corner so I can hear your soliloquy?
yeah but, not gonna happen
oh god tell me ab it
they're too lazy to type
and i hate when they be sending podcasts type voicenotes holy shit
so they're forcing me to hear their soliloquy
_ _
Best thing to do is leave them on read

it do be like that ong god
it happens if u eat garbage food
Seriously what does it mean?
it means 10:36 paggles 
AI companies are really dedicated to the make our logo look like a butthole bit
Coca Cola Light
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThVmjp8A/ this makes me angry
Viva street

Hope this works
that annoyed me in so many levels
I'm not even mad that it's scripted
I'm mad at how much food they're wasting
Same
"espically"
Flood will eventually come to defend his wall
Kinda same same
If I ever make a game, there will be no jiggle physics... and then you look at a flan or pudding on a table and it will have jiggle physics. BUT NOTHING ELSE WILL- muahahaha
There will even be a sign saying "here's your jiggle physics" sticking out of it >:D
That is a risky post to make in a Discord partner discord group, brosef...
Even if it's just a shitpost
implementing game physics is hard as hell tbh
You decide to add realism ? You need soft body (jiggle) and rigid body physics.
Then there's the fact that rendering it real time takes huge amounts of RAM and resources.
I fully know.
Not how to make a game, but that it's waaaaaaaaaaaay harder than most people think. I never call a dev lazy because something small wasn't implemented because I know it's a lot of stuff
Also you don't need jiggle physics to make a good game
And valheim, the original tomb raider...
-_____-
The fact that this is over 10 years old and I still quote it to this day speaks volumes of my humor
haters will say its reversed
Wtf is paggles
Skibidi bop bop tung tung sahur no one more sigma than me I'm so hot
kid is going to need a third kidney from the amount of rocks he's going to have in them
The whole situation about it is so insane
Like I literally can't believe what's going on right now.
We used to hear stories of rich people doing things like that, and we never believed any of it because it sounded crazy and unreal
I'm from India and he is scammer
Trump will probably start minecraft streaming with Joe Biden again
Iftar
wot
I posted the direct quote from the MW chernobyl mission, and the bot marked it as trying to send an embed.
Not the first time that's happened, so I'm curious why it thinks I'm trying to embed something
sounds like skill issue
On god?
no cap
Bruh.
Hit me with that dancing monke meme
No, the animated chimpanzee skill issue one
goated
Thumb is left?
CLanleader got Wiener in his name, i showed him the pic its now a sticker on the server, im worried ppl gettin wienerd now
LMAO
gotta raise my middle finger and not give a FUK
hi
real
Bible say's : why complicate yourself (buying) for things that don't feed you ?
Remember that six seven meme from a few years ago
Duality of Instagram
The disco lights make this
did you know
did you know when you pet a cat the cat is more cat because you're catting the pat
I love this video
@light canopy
Yeah but to be fair but this is what everyone looks like when they watch David Lynch on mushrooms

memes
You might
bhufewuhbfwehibfewrhibwferhbufwe
Don't spam
Bro why do u wanna level up
dont i have to level up to screenshare?
Spamming for xp in any channel isn't allowed
oh
@pastel blaze
Tf is that
mb
What am i looking at ? Lol
Yk like the aura in animes to strenghten ur body
Like ki in dragon ball
Read ompot comment
posting in shitposting channel offers the least XP, anyways. Can have a nice chat with someone in general, you'll hit Lv5 easy
internet dont like except when do\
internet don't except do
Tru 👍
the
made in britain
Wtf is it?
Steak
I'm not steak?
She's a single Black female with a story to tell
hand in a pocket
It took me twice as long to finally figure out it was a hand in a pocket
Thank you, based Ai slop hater giga mega chad w special human plus.
Sadge
What am I looking at here?
"no will touch my kitten" ahhh discord mod
His inner strength forbids kittens. He is his kitten. He is the bone of his sword.
that 3rd one is so niche
who gaf about competitive pokemon and even the people who do dont gaf about fucking archeops and gastro acid
peak
....foolishly in love with you like all the other guys you chat to and promise and give hope to etc 💭
When that shit
a cird
Announced where?
here
Oh shit
they just announced it
Darth Vader Meme: "I LIED!"
@humble pendantFirst you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Put ice cream in bowl
Put bowl in microwave
Microwave on 50% power at 30 second intervals until the ice cream is warm. If the ice cream melts, put it in the freezer for 45mins
Instructions unclear i melted the bowl
Bowl melted, but not ice cream- you did very well.
i'm tawn
This is your wallet without a relationship: 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰
This is your wallet with a relationship: 🪰
English is a great language for the person that just tagged me and then got nuked
mb wrong person
i recently had a beef with someone real close to your pfp and thought they were harassing me in a diffrent server
if you buy me an RTX 5090, then sure
lol JJ reacting my risita
Memes
abuze
@delicate widget can we get this @zenith island person out of here with that racist shit?
Appreciate it whoever took care of it 
he pinged the whole planet of saturn
You're not mod
It was either that or spinny catto
no evidence
Both were online
I'm confused what am I looking at
That's not you. That's some random who kicked tryka
Was definitely fixed after they did that 100%

That you don't have the mod role or privs
Again. Was an error in their system so that user was probably punished accordingly and that error was definitely fixed after that second time
So if I went exclamation mark, the word kick, then @ and your name you'd be kicked
Ok buddy lol
Same roles as me besides platform, patron and crew and doomsday challenger
As well as higher lvl
Anyway. Back to the Resident Evil memes
Good graphics, no lag and last battle royale was real good 
This recent patch is kinda ass, we should get refunds.
Real
it can't be that bad
u called me names yesterday..
I am eeg
Eeg
Shut up
Eeg
gee ge gag ga gay
Goo goo ga ga

ragebait success
Go to kai cenat server and say that

Memes hahahaha
Re 6 is underrated
i just laid an egg
Now you must learn to sit and egg, and then stand an egg.
wym
lol JJ reacting with black and white risita
I always think it's Dusky who reacted lol
sometimes he reacts to himself
never
is that the guy tarantino hates
What?
Ayo @light canopy you was the horse enjoyer right?
You got a minute to talk? Horses dominantly
sorry to break it to you but its ai
Well the signs get harder

Its on fren heres a real horse
send
😟
Inflation must be stopped
where's the sewing kit
oohhhhh
Hello gays
Nah fam
Woe be upon ye.
Why
⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ➡️
🫡
everyone on tiktok asked me to post this on reels so here you go💀 #longisland #longislandlife #newyork #averagefamily #li
Likes
51790
I think you can embed instagram by adding kk in front of the word instagram
I'm not falling for that bait

Have you found your father yet
Might be hard when he's avoiding his family
jeeeeeeeeeez
@round siren
so we all here huh
si es gato
i havent petted a cat since October of last year :(
yer cousin
shut the up
ratio

its him
pet it
Car
?
Gypsy Crusader is something
its lumbago pfp @light canopy
its chrazy
What I'm talking a cold shower its hot
Stinky feet 👣
poke man month
I just hope you know that I'm happy to see you
why is it bc hes black
Anyone fancy gifting me nitro k thanks bye
im too broke for that
give me reasons and we will see
literally had a griefer use only an opp to kill me two days ago unprovoked and then started trash DMing me.
they fit this meme to a T
i need 13 reasons why too
the series or u want 13 reasons u should buy him it?
If this guy goes to conventions, I may have seen him irl

Because you are a very generous human being
Sauce is just makeup for food
Shit hits
gamer goon 29
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They used gta V as a simulation 😭✌️
I greatly enjoyed that
@light canopy
skill issue
ong
He does all the time
Not the frequency, but where he goes
Nah I'm just saying he goes to conventions a lot and does collabs with people there
how do i send an image
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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i felt like i was reading one of those scripts from indian tech instruction videos
Considering as I AM Indian, I could 100% record this message...
HAHAHHAAHAHHA
sounded like an evil witch making a frog potion💀
the series
Oops
Habibi dont come to dubai
@pallid spoke
check out this cool meme i just found
TikTok
1868 likes, 71 comments. “B-2s finally seeing some action! #fyp #shitpost #shitposting #memes #meme #edit #edits #usa #usa #america #iran #macarena #gulfwar #fyp*,”
who got some crazy gifs
Does the first person who invented taxes paid taxes?
naw
If the IRS collect taxes and that taxes are an income for the country, does it mean the country pay taxes to IRS?
what would be the point
so then does the creator of taxes ever pay taxes
naw
I don't think so. A buddy of mine invented sex 2, and he doesn't get laid at all
That's wild
sex 2 before gta 6
I'll never understand handguns modified into rifle systems
I use my 9mil with variable, thermal, infrared 20x zoom daily
Gotta make sure I can see the exact ATOM I'm hitting when I defend my home
this is an ADE 1-6x24mm LPVO attached to an umarex TR50
it's an air gun, not a firearm, though this guy is definitely still larping because wtf
Why people get mad when their pets try to leave the house? Are they truly running away or they just expanding their world to live to their potential to fulfill what's little years they have left? That's like trapping an eagle into warehouse.
What's a stick of ram?
it's like a small dodge 1500
Until they get killed by natural predators in front of your eyes
Easy for you to say

if you willingly join competitive matchmaking, be prepared to be knocked down an elo
I have a pet as well (I know what it feels like)
Like dating women in 2026?
Guys stop glazing me ik IM the goat/him/auraful guy but chill with the glazing
Mr. Pee dingleberry 😱
not as much as the dog

What the fuck happened to photoshop and editing? Every time people see some fake shit they assume it's Ai, and if it's not, then it's real. 🥀 
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Are trying to have sex with me?
toto will you be my mommy
Fuck it why not
its actually so ass
i thought this pic was ai
they all look the same
CCTV
Diabeetus
America real cocky about sugar addiction for a place where insulin can bankrupt you
are u guy or girl
Did AI write this

oop
The video tells everything needed
fuck that

Uh huh uh huh
Those fudge rounds are still good tfym
Weezy outta here 🗣
Scrappy the Rooster looks decked out
@boreal condor
I’ve never been in this chat
And this is what you bring me here for

HAHAHAHAHAHA
the sec i saw that it reminded me of you
so i sent it here cz where else would i smh 
How tf it remind you of me, I’m not American, I’m not bald, I’m not a cop and I’m not 50 
omg
Wait I don’t have approved shitposter how can I even talk here 
u can talk but not post memes
like pics and etc

cringe
No
not mah fault gng 💔
#meme #memes #viral #fyp #relatablememes #fadas #fyy #zaralarsson
Imagine voluntarily giving money to discord
Aswell as knowing that Discord will implement the ID garbage and that stuff
Do you actually think that the people at the top of Discord cares about Internet safety
no but i do actually think the only people that care about this are either children that want to goon or people that are wildly misinformed and think you need to submit it just to use the platform period
which is not something they should be doing
its discord you shouldnt be using it for nsfw anyways 90 percent of the users are underage
and if youre that weird you need to use discord for it maybe leaving the platform is a good idea
Nobody in the world cares about it but those that understand the schemes and it's consequences
That's why slowly the world is heaving towards civil wars, in many countries, UK, USA, Europe in general, against the tyranny
But I do hope people in high ranks get what they deserve
I care considerably and I refuse to use this platform when it happens. I'm not in any smut communities, nor do I plan on joining any; but I know the much farther-reaching implications of the system and the slippery slope it leads to, and refuse to partake in the caravan going down there.
A lot of people say that but I'm sure I'll see them in a few months
But anyways
Fortnite battle pass
repost, you're fired. Someone get the cross and the gumby dolls.
MB I mostly steal my memes from here and a vtuber server
Here we go
Help I've played all but one of these
(dues ex)
Hyy
wheres the uncslop racing games at here
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If only life was like the movies and you get a happy ending
I
Don't
Know
smash
Who is Brock Lesnar? Is he the Rock Gym Leader?
He's a discord mod
WWE wrestler
Death by snu snu imminent
She? I wasn't talking about her
is this fr
hi
ez
sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
The jean thing has really no purpose. It's just for strength. Thanks to that Instagram reel I watched weeks ago
Damn Social Media sure spreads wrong shit, the buttons are there so that your jeans doesnt rip that easily, the Jeans was an Workerpant without Buttons which had this problem, after a tailor(dunno remember his name tho) remodled it to how we know it today, the button gave it its style without it woudnt be that popular
Sooo strength...
The jeans pockets are "stronger" I guess
Yes and also Fashion which without we maybe all would wear skirts or other stuff, or Tailors would be the job to go
TikTok
172.3K likes, 2834 comments. “Ts is actually true tho #usa #missiles #to #iran #saturday 28 February 2026”
this isn't a meme per se
TikTok
2M likes, 5164 comments. “games are getting too realistic 🤣 Escape CaseOh funny moments from stream . . . . .”
Bro its on tiktok
siberia is my favourite iranian city
Siberia is in Russia lol
Dude, Siberia's in Asia. Russia's not in Aisia, the same way Pakistan is in India 🙄
||this is a joke||
your smart. sex?
I wanna neon genesis evangelion
go for it
you won't find that on pornhub
I just did 
'
smh. what's the point in even winning the money if it becomes useless
Nobody needs a billion dollars
My car collecting excel sheet begs to differ 😭
I probably never will, but I could easily buy a billion in cars over a few years
Zdravtvuyte dusk fallllll
It helps when the languages are related 
who pong
I bet on the last one, shits gonna get real at some point
TikTok
22.8K likes, 94 comments. “Wish - Your Name #edit #yourname #fyp #viral #anime lowk my best edit yet pls dont flop 😭”
Everyone needs a billion dollars, Everyone!
New addiction
Then they accepted the reality that the brainless tools who buy their products would still buy it even if they had to assemble the phone themselves, so the phone being put together at all is how they show they care.
Jokes aside I miss the days when phones came with wall adapters and 12inch charging cables x.x
Sounds like a cheap hobby at least
@light canopy


Call the police!
Reach to your phone, open the phone app, press on the digit single time each in this order 9 then 1 then 1 and ring, congratulations you called police on your own 🎉
Only the dumbest people would proudly pay money for something called an idiot phone.
What did you think the i in iphone meant?
it's 2007 again android and iphone wars
loud*
As a former AppleCare Senior Advisor, I can tell you the i in iPhone means "internet" because Stevie boy wanted to stress to customers that it was highly advanced. They later tried using other "i" words, most recently "individual" to stress how it's a personal device- but I think they're just trash for people who don't like having to think.
So, idiots
No, even idiots do a lot of thinking, which, unfortunately, is how we know they're idiots.
iPhone people do way too much talking, so would intolerable be a better word?
There we go xD
If you Approach it on a Special Time it might have a Quest for you
Bro got all the toys and nobody wants to play with him
🥀
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Wow
hell of a run on sentence and abuse of ""
First thing I see
Lmao
Neat question

@vocal iron
Lmao
Don't let your mom near gta


Looks cool
, except when don't.







