#memes-and-shitposting
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yeah thats never happening
hhhhh
Is that… an obese t-rex
It is
Yep
Can he save one of them for me
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oh we also have rules that specify the circumference of tomatoes you're allowed to sell though!!
I wish I was joking
not even gonna lie, as much as i hate the caps, it's the other way around
Eu doesnt have an ai slop problem?
time to move
we do
but we also have caps that make you not want a drink anymore
So this why RAM prices are going up
@golden otter bro this is how I hope we will get backseats or a maybach business luxury class interior in gta 6
Like this is how I envision the interior
If gta6 dont got this level of detail after all this time… we rioting
Even something remotely close
BRO FR. we have have to wait an ADDITIONAL 6 months and they “could” delay that shit even longer 😤😤😡😡😡
@golden otter backseats better have massaging seats and warmers that give my character a temporary vitality and focus boost 💀💀 cars better come with champagne AND weed bags 💀
Shit atp the weed better hit me through the screen

where is the funny
you earn reduced xp in this channel
@granite scarab
also spamming doesnt work
shii
🪿 day one of typing goose emoji in discords servers
Fuhh
Artistic games will fucking punch you in the feels and laugh the whole time with darker themes attached to sunlight and bright colors
Tysm
Can you stop posting ugly anime women please
Ok
If it's raisin or the other one, just block them. It'll save you time
If I could do this on foot in GTA6:
Onto something ❌
On something ✅
Onto something ❌
Autism ✅
it all went too far
@lyric badge he was shaggy, helping bust people in costumes scaring people.
Now he is the man in the costume. Lived so long he became the (movie) villain. So proud hes come full circle.
Its actually him posing with the actual foam 2002 scooby prop
Somehow it still exists
Epic has never done me wrong
Gen Alpha be like:
Ikr some Muricans still think we get around on dogsleds and live in igloos ffs 
She would look prettier without all the piercings
Don't blame them, there is always a nicer and more expensive watch or car they wanna buy
np
As a millennial, I understood every word that was said... I speak to drunks and geriatric people, so slurred speech is easy to read
As an individual who scored a 99% GPA average in English language arts, no clue what they are saying
same idk why people hate it on it
i understood almost all of it
When your mate steals a password but the company cyber team stops him before he can steal any info, so now you're going to get arrested if you can pay the law suit money.
Literally the Florida of the EU
Stfu
Do you like gumball
I like gumball
wanna have sex?
Transfer ☝️🤓
thanks
yw
Wanna see a meme
sure
Was gonna make a joke but decided nahh, shit funny tho 😂
I thought of a meme but I didn't make it
It wasn't funny
Yo
We are getting new heist reward
In diamond casino heist
Why cant i post images TwT
you need level 5 and the shit role
Thanks for info
Cool!
Live action AI generated movies is the future of Hollywood... Be prepared for Shamalalalamma's Avatar: The Last Air Bender 2 - Book of Earth
Why is that can of monster so gargantuan? Even with "closer objects appear larger" in mind, it's as wide as 2.5 of the wood tiles, and seemingly taller than the 25lbs weights if the weights were sitting next to it...
Then the code doesn't run.
it is special edition 35cm can
They make those????????????????
no i am joking
also it looks shopped.
the shadow looks fake
none of the objects have proper shadows
that is a bigass monster
the image is doctored
Saul badman
3 foot tall monster can
yo

False
the image is doctored, most objects cast no shadow properly
Elon musk

that's a nice fly you got there mate!
They got their dog a floating bed so they dont lose any pieces in the dog bed
Also in the commercial, since half the "trucks" don't have fifth wheels, they just move rigidly as one unit, like sliding a 3d png
And by half, I mean all of them 
It's just so uncanny
Plato would like Grok
Are we truly gonna reach the point where Ai will replace this?
I be feelin like a buttcheek on a stick
Anyone seen that one seagull trolling players video?
when life gives you lemons, go and steal the pink diamond
what do you do if life gives you tequila and cash
the grass is crying rn
The grass did not consent
Nah I believe in this case Texas was talking about US
But thats also true

She's spending all my money
bruh.
Et
https://tenor.com/view/reddit-neckbeard-samurai-ninja-katana-gif-13816313 rare battle scene with our goat @errant falcon
"Urgh there's no food,
Oh wow food is coming...."


cats live for food
mochi too 🥹
And house prices for the same price would someone pay for an idiot to teach them how to get rich nowadays

Dongat
Sir you misspelled, it's Don Ducat, thank you and have a nice day 
don dongta
We have matching
dongat
True
Why are you yapping
Sir you misspelled, it's Don Ducat, thank you and have a nice day 
don the doncat?
Sir you misspelled, it's Don Ducat, thank you and have a nice day 


Bread
Butter
Stop
if you block Dusk Fall you'll lose access to so many good memes
🫂
Consequences of interest/usury
some bad / predatory loans from america
ended up destroying the economy of the world
where is sadra
Some is a crazy understatement
a pile
Tbf... i can only imagine how miserable it would be for the walmart workers to keep a store open 24/7..
as a retail worker , I agree

reactions

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO BUILD I PC NOW?!?!
Me who bought every platform to prepare for this moment:
First micron, then Nvidea. Fuck you AI, you only generate shit


Whoever uses ChatGPT for their researchs should really do a IQ test
Oh and, is compareable to this:

Dw climate, I wont judge you
Is it a water cooling joke for pcs
AI data centers consume high volumes of water for cooling
Also manufacturing chips requires a lot of fresh water
One from my personal collection.
Hint: it’s definitely not pink 😂 and “pirate pinkies havin ahh” ain’t up there so, Use your mind for this one. Surely somebody understands this chart.
I'm gonna make WD-100
I just need funds
gotta infuse 2.5 cans into one
It will do miracles
@stone swift do you per chance have funds for me to build an infuser
wat
real
I don't get it
blue eyes more sensitive to sunlight
because they have less melanin (the pigment that protects eyes from UV rays) than darker eyes

I think CIA would love to talk business with you
I wonder why
Might be due to the fact that the prices got ridiculous
Also, its gonna happen to graphics cards as well
Nvidia is selling out to OpenAI
that got deleted fast xD
I keep these spicy ones for my private server
I got banned once here
for posting a lindsey lohan meme
I don't disagree with that meme, though...

the lohan one or the ceo one
the lohan one
<handy manny yes meme>
The most benign crap. I didn't even pay for that meme and I want your money back
poop
Same
Both
the lohan one was super weak...
Curiosity killed the car


Dondondon

Catnip cartel
I remember my 9gag era...
Congrats bro I thought you were gay
Cops in GTA when I pull out my RPG
Lum how are ya
He had a exam
good wbu
Just got unbanned like 20mins ago 🤣
I'm good feels weird being back here after a year 🤣
is that superman
yes
nothing changed
Fr
This is what happens when you don't flip the spatula before flipping the burger
how wakandans see the world
Forgot this channel existed ngl 
This item pissed me off so much bc I was too dumb to realize it was 1/35 the size of a real soldier. I searched all over that game for the remaining 34 soldiers.
Quoting CLANDESTINE SAKAKI (@OldManSakaki)
︀
my honest reaction

Love me some FLCL
Hanggai 🤘
That show was such a fever dream
🤷♂️
How high are you? The answer was given in one of the most famous memes ever - and here's the original video of it! The Woodys are back home on the German Music Channel where their worldwide success story has begun... Can we reach 39 Million video views again after the original post has been deleted?
Die Super-Hitparade der Volksmusik 1984
three labubus in a McDonald's drive thru doing a six seven
labubu

Memes were fire this morning gamers keep it up

this is crazy how much its accurate... what a time be alive
😭😭😭😭
What would we do without Dusk
Setup reveal (ignore Pablo)
@prime field it's your house
KotteAnimation is always such a gem
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I hate gaming laptops.
Always take pride in your job
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The humble truck airbrake:
Seen us before? Just follow already 😤
日本利用压电瓷砖将脚步转化为电能。这些瓷砖捕捉来自你脚步的动能。当你行走时,你的重量和动作会对瓷砖产生压力。瓷砖会轻微弯曲,从而产生机械应力。瓷砖内部的压电材料将这种应力转化为电能。每一步都会产生少量电...
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glickles and beans
The Freak Sisters need more screen time
@grizzled crescent just slide into it's dm's
/level
@grizzled crescent you're level 2
@grizzled crescent First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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So sowwy
RIP to James Ransone. If you haven't seen the 2nd season of The Wire he gives a great fucking performance
Embedded
Monster hunter
But similar
my trying to find a free online editing program that has more than a paltry 500mb file limit
But then how else are they supposed to easily collect information on you
nonononono
How deep is it? How deep is your love
ima park my dih in yo buttocks
finally a socially acceptable meme only had to look back a few months
eh I don't swing that way I got a dog if u want lol 😆
lmfao
is it a baddie dog
https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSPnoKymu/
one slice of bread, a slice of cheese and a coffee with a little bit of milk, please
so u a dude?
with a clih
u got a hole or a pole lol 😆
u can't have both? I don't think? I hope not that'd be some diddy freak off typa shid.
!rule 10
Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").
@gray parcel
damnit
guys which company is worse at uploading games. R* or Valve?
we all jealous of dis dog we cannot lie rn
wow exposed
just watch two minutes from the timestamp, lmao
https://youtu.be/qpsVdBMsV8I?si=j8WMrjf8UMQFw4w3&t=638
Today I'm offering scammers less and less money for their non-existent products until they rage quit. I had such a fun time doing this, hope you enjoy :)
► Kraken: https://kraken.com/kitboga
0:00 Intro
01:28 Initial Scam
09:54 Lowballing
19:40 Serious Business
I saw this mod, by a man named Garry
k
i chew the whole thing
Is it barking
aw aw aw aw aw aw aw
Sleepy
Put nokia next time and that machine will go BOOM 
Funnily enough, the online retailers are now starting to sell DDR3 RAM again
18 year old technology btw

older than me
Public Transport enters the Chat
Hol' up- I'm still waiting on the bus. After that I gotta wait for another bus that comes 30mins after I get to the stop, which connects to a train that arrives 40mins later, which connects to another bus that arrives 15mins after the train to a bus stop with a 1hr wait
Matches the show tbh
!rule 9
Impersonation of other users, bots, or public figures is prohibited.
@green token
idk where you use this kind of transport but in my place there is a bus every 20 min to the city during workhours and through the night every hour
Lynx, Central FL is traaaaaaaash
And sunrail
It's the most efficient way to turn a 15 min drive into a 2hr trip
Well ok i do live in Germany thats why i can relate and comprehend
I figured, was just reinforcing how cartoonishly awful US transit is
Well, not that you're in Germany, just a place with better transportation
Dont be fooled, its only viable in bigger citys, on the Landside its like one bus every 2 hours and if youre happen to be more remote it will come only twice a day.
That makes sense. Here in CFL, some busses run every 15mins, 30, 45, hour... some run every 2 hours and all of that's still within the populated city zones during daylight. If you wanna go rural-side, you'll have to pay a charter
be it outskirt or new bus route, they normally have small armada at first 
at least that's how it is in my place
so, free bus in-city?
No, $2.50 for adults, $1 for minors & the elderly- but you need to first go to the central station and get a Lynx discount ID
On Christmas day, they have ONE bus (chosen at random) that offers free rides
that's not bad at all
Indeed, but the part where you have to leave "X" hours before your appointment is what makes it intolerable
i dont think they have free bus here, but they do have free like smaller bus, but next year they plan to put a fee on it and gonna increase the fee on the regular bus
This isn't Japan where your job could be 3 whole cities away, we're talking a 10-30min car ride turned into a journey of self discovery through Gnarnia
thats just how it is sometimes man 
city should invest in bigger fleet and maybe dedicated city bus traffic
but bigger fleet specifically to reduce waiting time
even 10 minutes waiting time is outrageous imo
oh, bro- the worst thing is when you arrive to the stop 10mins early... and the bus is leaving the stop
Then you're like "is that bus late, or early?"
An hour later you realize it was early af.
here, every 2 minutes there are always a new bus, but obviously they dont share the same route, in my experience same route bus have like 5 minutes waiting time at peak hours because that's where they start working, normal work hours it could be 5-10
Or you're sitting an hour because the bus itself is late af
lmfao, if thats the case i might as well book an uber
I had this one day where I got on the hourly bus, and the bus's wheel cracked because the maintenance guy forgot to put a lugnut on
Had to wait another hour... and uber wasn't a thing back then
go eep duck

Happy Hoplidays
Too late, but thanks for saying
Me asf
Why some parents are so careless? This baby shouldn't be using a phone
Yeah, he will become homeless
Yeah, halloween on christmas would be cool
I have to break the cycle
A flamethrower can help
Stopping it from starting this whole shit show
@mint jewel
its called the finals cause you play it oncce and its the final time
you cannot ragebait me
The final time
THE FINALS THE FINALS THE FINALS THE FINALS THE FINALS THE FINALS THE FINALS THE FINALS
its called steam because valve comes from a steam
its called the xbox 360 cause you turn 360 degrees and walk away
If you turn 360 degrees, you'll be facing the same direction you were already facing
Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?

what server is that from
!rule 10
Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").
@light canopy

Is it private now?
it say private


+Hello
- Here's some red colored text!
back then it was so easy 
@light canopy ```diff
+I am replying you with this green color text, have fun, Hulk.
That's grey
you can't fool me, now we can preview
-Iam replying you with red color text, have fun, Iron Man.
Bro this is grey too
-you are colorblind.
+you are colorblind.

@light canopy just realized something, you can see it only on desktop or browser.


huh
Eye will smith pacifier seed
what is the joke
Pronounce it slowly
@potent yoke let's confuse dusk fall with genz humour
I make the face @potent yoke
@light canopy
BAHABHAHAHAHAHEBABHAHAH
YOU'RE SO FUNNY CAN WE BECOME BESTIES!!!!
@light canopy
Ai slop
some ai is good
Like thid one
That the monkeu of the tea
Let's take it to brazil
nice, asmr
Ikrrrrrr
do we have an asmsr channel
Asmr is shitposting tbh
why
It just had a good marketing campaign
It's abnormal
no
Do you usually have people inside your ear when they speak
no\
i dont like those
@light canopy

What kinda asmr you use
I like unintentional asmr
Markiplier
no
I have a playlist
I posted it at 12.56
first person in history damn
El Rubio must be tired of this guy.
SANTA NOOOO, THEY ARE CIA AGENTS
I don't get it? Please explain, Peter?
sleigh, slay, slay

there's nothing to get
AI celebrity gathering
it aint real
Oh, so those are all famous people- k
I literally recognize not a single one of them
I'm a millennial.
LMAO
you didnt recognise cher or avril lavigne?
celine dion, britney?
i guess they do look a bit off
I just really don't gaf about people who're so far above my social standing that I'd need Hubble to see them
they are not better than you
They have enough money that they're mostly immune to legal consequence and can pay people to reduce their taxes to less than 1% of that income.
imagine going around the house and be like "hehe where are you?" "pspsps haha"
Nooo do not the cat
Tung tung
Is the ram gonna be the new bitcoin?
so he hates himself..
who invited let alone approved this clanker
Not as useful as circling back and restarting
what an absolute legend
wait, what?
it hurts
!clem
Didn't work guys
!claim
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Hmm
@fading depot is bad
apparently not
These linkedin influencers will say literally anything
Then he will get hit with taxes
he is lying
who pinged me
I will
No one, your imagination is going crazy

The answer is:"you cannot, because you will die not matter what you tried, do you want cookie?
"
Sans is scary
I'm friend with him
*I just discovered the beauty of the stars and existence within the universe. 🌌
Here's what it taught me about B2C sales, and why not using AI is for betas. 💰🤖
Btw, buy my 500-pages scam of an e-book. 📖* /j
everyone is an influencer/ guru now
And when everyone's an influencer...
... no one will be.
All that aura just for double dnf 🥀🥀
Holy ai
If Tyga and Kendrick Lamar had a son
who will win in fight?


You can immediately tell that a post is written by AI, if it includes these cringeworthy emotes by the start / end of a paragraph.
True
So the text?
pardon?
Xmas already over, time for operation: new year
Good point.
begins hanging the skeletons

Normal parking in gtao:














