#memes-and-shitposting
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"welcome to chernobyl! ill be your guide."
It looks like they’re seizing.
☹️
Actually yeah, the cat in the gif is experiencing a seizure.
I do feel bad for laughing at this gif 
cyberpunk ragdolls
@stone swift look its var
lol
Can someone explain the joke, I'm not sure what these guys are or their beef with rain
Umm have you heard of Minecraft?
Yes. But I've never played it or looked into its creatures/lore since I couldn't play
AMOGUS.
Endermen are a "neutral" mob (a creature that doesn't attack unless hit by the player or otherwise provoked [looking in the eyes, in this case]) that takes damage in the rain.
ah, cheers
Oh hey its that one girl with the super long nexk
swallowed a metal pipe
Can you stop posting ugly anime women please
Excuse me, these are not anime women, they're vtubers, and I, too, and tired of them being spammed in here with no clear context but it's technically not spam by server rules so there's nothing the mods can do about it
Best advice is to just block them
By all technicalities, it is a shitpost, even if it's a shit-post
Why y'all complaining
Do you have better memes?
Show me your memes
Is it a meme if only a couple people in a single server are doing it? That sounds more like a really trashy inside joke, to me.
Stop thinking
Bro if that were possible, I'd be asleep xD
"On god they tryna drown me in this ho, I CANNOT SEE"
What the fuck am I looking at

Smh ill js go fms
wasnt a good meme anyways
Okay

Oh… my… god
very curious about the intrusive thought behind that lmao
Free will is a hell of a drug
that's what i told the officer
Reminds me of that short where this one girl shaves her head, makes wool out of it and crafts a bean out of it just to wear it lmao
the correct term would be soup
no
Im done
Somebody probably jerked off to that
Fr
Me getting old

Hello random user
Fuck that hits so deep for some reason
His face is in witness protection
he was never in witness protection
How heavy are you? Damn
500,000lbs, but 499,820 of those is their wallet
They're being crushed by the weight of crippling debt.
Sorry i don't speak lbs
My apologies my good Potato, I speak only FREEEDOM
I haven't weighed myself in years
goofy ass no adrenalien looking heist
not if you see this
when I see this coming I want to jump infront of it

Beautiful
Weird flex, but OK
Yoooo is that nuts from 🅱️erk?
i just watched superman II last night
You ever see the video “Super guy funny moments”?
someone dubbed Peter over Superman in the cartoon
lmao, supposedly they are changing them soon
Hopefully
When yo mr stud malfunctions and explodes while ur cracking fine shyt 🤣
@nimble iris
An actual shitpost.
Big toe
Lumbatoe
freak fantome
🙀
How do you get approved shitposter
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
Ok so I have to pretty much go into an interview and prove my worth of knowing good memes 
Can I use/create my own meme?
And how do I check my level
Nah, just dm mod mail. You have the role for Lv10, so you're somewhere between 10 and 25
@carmine patrol
As long as the meme fits the guidelines (no NSFW, people killing people, swastika stuff, etc...) you can make or repost memes
Oh so its like a simple verification
I'll use this for my verification

German police work at its finest haha he even blinked
Honestly, I think the Lv5 requirement is a preventative measure to make sure people who get banned for posting bad stuff don't just roll up with a new account. You just DM modmail and go through the prompts to request the role, and after that make sure your posts aren't too edgy.
🐴
@light canopy believe in 

even though I took you for granted and i spat in your face, I'll always come back to you
True
True
Most femboy shit I've ever seen
Can't even drive the Stormberg or Toreador in Finland
Me and the officer that was chasing me locking eyes after my wanted level goes away (he legally cant do anything)
a triangle sign actually means be careful of your car falling into the water, not that it's prohibited
thats what circle signs are for
Ok.. Yeah forgot about the sign meanings since i was thinking about other stuff.
nm
Alcoholism
”ei koske viranomaisia (does not apply to officials/authorities)” 😭
Yeah. They can go ahead and drive off the pier 😭
I mean, if a person is drowning, its faster to drive right into the water than stop the car, take off your seat belt and exit the car
True…
Or maybe the police force drives Stormberg
There's literally only one but okay

how have i not seen the bottom one before 😭 people have the worst cropping
@granite radish big toe is this considered funny
Give further assessment here too
@granite radish
Are you deaf
@potent yoke he actually lost it
His ear
He doesn't hear the ping
idk
@light canopy @real oasis
?
@real oasis
Hi!
It's fun to ping people from Finland
😭
Ball imprint but no dong imprint, tsk tsk tsk
Among Us pet
I got a headache watching that
why is he projecting the Dutch flag on her
probleem
That's not the dutch flag, that's the French flag
He's lasering the French into her
it's dutch if you go with the direction of the text on it
It could also be the Croatian flag, just hasn't gotten to put the crest on it yet.
Or the Luxembourgian flag

this pfp goes hard
Slow news day 😴
How I feel accidentally shooting the sparrows flares instead of entering the Kosatka
tastes more like im drinking whatever random shit he had in his fridge
And it’s the bomb
Dr. Pepper whack
dr mid
Dr. Okay, I guess
I think most vampires would be somewhat rich though
I mean, they've been around for so long
kept a low profile tho
but to own a castle, you must be really rich
But he was rich before
Also, a vampire with a low profile, you still gotta have to work tho, and successful
Nicholas Cage
real estate probably one of their ways of earning
he could also pass as a vampire easily
(love nick)
Although dracula's castle was sort of in ruins, the inside was lavishly decorated
Count Flatula, get your flat so cheap it’s gonna bite you!
I would send the screenshot if I were lvl 5 and (essay) but he almost bankrupted himself a few years ago by buying 2 castles in other countries lmao
oh wow I didn't know he played dracula
In my screen you are lvl 5
that sounds like such a nick cage thing to do tho
Go to modmail and request the role
What a great shitpost. You truly do win the shitposting award for lowest effort
NOT THE CAT 😭😭😭😭
@fickle spire First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

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Honestly just take my password at that point
Ok what is it
5
Hunter2
Me looking out of my apartment in a public lobby
Real
Not every pee is a poo,
But every poo is a pee.
Life insurance
Not if I pee right before I poo
Still counts
Yo
Average small coke at a american mcdonalds
I'm having trouble gauging the size, can you maybe put another small coke next to it? Or perhaps a banana for scale? Actually, 500 hamburgers worth of bananas would be a better measure of scale.
Can you add two number 9s for scale?
maybe a number 6 with extra dip?
Doctors get paid
True
Let me check how big my phone is and I can tell you how big it is
Its roughly like 8 or 9 inches
@hard wedge
Same

@torn baneFirst you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
Johnny Test if he was from Harrison New Jersey
They just love that cute cat 😍
this channel is complete utter shit
well it is called "shit" posting
be the change you wish to see
now draw it
This is the purpose of the Internet
The poke is jorn guys
so true
north yankton
i dont think north yankton is on birth control
I like it when you say it
ikr
Discord has a huge issue with scammers
It's like with boomers and the nigerian prince
or romance scams
Facing financial challenge-
Damn bro let me get you an Indeed link cuz obviously you're not making it as an artist
Most people don't just up and quit their job before their passion pays the bills
🤡
why
Bullying is not ok friend, liking it is also bad!
The pilot had to answer the call 

The girl's personality is my type
Terachad
You can tell the age of this meme by the price of the console 
Hell yeah
Even though she was married for like 60 years, she recounts..oh yeah this is the one where its in the greentext
we have come to a time when photoshop gets ai claims 🥀
The cat has activated his Aerodynamics
Memes, with a side of shitpost
Prepare for takeoff
Hey so I was playing a videogame and this popped up, what should I do
Waited for this.
Ppl can’t tell the difference now and the good ol photoshop stuff gets devalued
Nothing
Wait for the Nigerian prince to contact you, he needs some of that money but don’t worry, you get it back
You just got money
Agreed
Nintendo filed a patent with the Japanese Patent Office, trying to gain ownership of the concept of capturing an animal.
The Japanese Patent Office cited games such as ARK, Monster Hunter, Craftopia, and a few other games as proof that the idea is unoriginal and can't be patented by a single company.
There's your good news for the month :D
holy fucking shit another Nintendo L
67
you are the best senpai
How tf do I defeat that shit
You escape samsara
Me in minor turbulence doing spins close to the ground or in bury the hatchet when I'm flying through mountains
I mission failed 3 times doing that shit in bury the hatchet

freaky
Bro is checking his gear before entering. https://tenor.com/view/competitive-shitting-shitting-kitten-competive-shitting-gif-26316760
What the actual fuck💔✌️
It’s like a sidechick you bang occasionally
u gotta be a real gigachad to hop off only AFTER you delete the game
you're just walking around in the game as the files are deleting
I used to pick up hookers and then murder them with a machete
Meanwhile I tried not to make any accidents and only hurt the bad guys on the missions
Not gonna lie, I once went on a rampage with the Stone Hatchet at Grove Street and split 50 Balla skulls
https://tenor.com/view/godfather-original-gangster-disrepect-on-this-day-the-day-of-my-daughters-wedding-gif-8539584145684465298 You have to Live with your Decicions
Before ore After you Paid?
Wdym
You picked up a Hooker, what Services did you try to Acquire?
I guess he was a just a normal kid when he was a teenager
I only did the services when I was like a kid but when I wanted to do the killing part for fun I just picked them up and then went in a dark alley and waited until they got out and went behind them with the machete
So after the service gotcha
No, car go road
Why do I exist, even if existing theoretically means more than being physically alive?

Well, no regular human has the answer of that question
Are you sure
If you have that question as well, be warned that it can both lead you towards growth and misconception, so it's better not to look for a definitive answer or a proven point about it, but rather an overall realization about it
Meanwhile, it's best that you be kind to other humans and living beings
My friend was talking to me and she says what’s the point in life, we’re all living, passing day by day
I honestly didn’t know what to say except life is what you make of it
Fair. 
Spinach salad with chopped hot dog pieces and caramel drizzle 🤤 can’t forget some Gatorade zero cucumber lime to wash it down 🤤🤤🤤
24 year old grown ass man btw
This guy married Selena Gomez.
same

Salad with lemonade?
It's a sport event
oh

If any of you ever think you can’t pull, just remember this
If this man married Beyoncé…

I am, or did you find any stuff of me Online?
i mean Jay was one of the biggest rap artists of his time
”he doesnt look handsome” hes filthy rich and famous mind you 
I guess what I meant is like looks aren’t everything
But yeah I didn’t consider that either
I FOUND THE CAR
holy fucking shit
YEAH
It’s funny cause my neighbours tried to sell my dad one, and he would have got it
😭
It’s just the engine was too big iirc

fair enough
Yeahh, 75% of the world uses smaller cars
half of the production cars are either 1.0L or 1.6L inline 4 or 6
im not basing this claim on anything its a fair guess but total bullshit
I agree, because I like the way you smile
what car is that
the van from the album cover of good kid, M.A.A.D city
A.k.a. a Chrysler Grand Voyager
I didn't even realise lol
That’s so cool
yea at first i was too like that but then it hit me 😭
You're sharp for noticing that
i have album covers engraved into my mind
so yeah no, i just listen to music :3
TOTO album covers
Hours are becoming shorter 
A goth GF is truly an Achievement, anyways here a pointer for maybe another sickness https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859074094556905483/1390493879828221972/rapidsave.com_aut7kscrgnaf1.gif?ex=69055857&is=690406d7&hm=fab3267b260f9c3844c8a847da8b318aceb016f2b25a354a5ed9f596994545d1&
sex jokes in #memes-and-shitposting ? more likely than you think
Its your mind that makes is Dirty friend, there is no indicator that it also could mean to literally ride a dragon and hold onto its Horns, its not like many Tv series, Movies and Cartoons showed this idea but at the end ure right, its always sexy content lmao
Can I bring you something else?
”wink”

please be funny
Real
Gen Z isn't wrong... in most workplaces, that 10mins amounts to $0 net loss for the company, and gives them an excuse to pay you less. For example, Total hours worked in the week: 39:40 = 39hrs paid (since your contract could specify per hour rounded DOWN)
If anything, that company would be making profit from you working that whole 50mins unpaid, and since most people don't check their pay stubs, they likely won't notice
Showing up late makes you an utter ass to the people who you are relieving who want to go home
Depending on the job...
But when I was working: Magnatone, Apple, UDT, Mercy, Drizzly, and my local school system- I DON'T GIVE A F- when the clock strikes "E.O.S." I'm GONE.
You wanna fire me for working my contractually agreed hours and not going a second beyond those- DO IT. EEOC would love to get this claim, and I'll take the easy money.
He got the most attractive thing
Money power and fame
jason what does this mean
My friend has been doing this
Since he was 12
why is the "goth" girl in what seems to be armour from Skyrim?
goths were a tribe that settled in europe in the middle ages
the term "gothic" meaning someone who listens to bauhaus has changed over time
adding to dusk falls response, goths were a germanic population in eastern europe around 300-800 AD
I didnt know I opened a history book.
i actually dont remember what the goths were considered as
there also was a population named "vandals"
but i dont remember which one was considered as savages and vandals
Don’t even try to compete
Brah AI slop
No, that's just a trash inside joke that I've started blocking people for spamming like an idiot who told an unfunny joke and is hoping repeating it will at least earn a pity chuckle...
elon is worse
at least AI has some use
tesla cars are a joke and will NEVER fully self drive
That's a bit much
not really an inside joke, its just gifs of vtubers
get this slop out of my sight

no thought head empty
Where's the mgs
Ne----ck
long ass neck 😭😭😂
not enough i think
exile him into cycle of infinite negative karma reincarnation
This horse
Yo horse come to #community
what is his name
I opened instagram and randomly found this wtf
Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat
Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat
Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat
Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat

@marsh pumice First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

memes posting
The great endeavour awaits
Its skyrim that was gonna happen regardless
Mhm sure
Why do these people always post that thing
Every time I open this channel they're posting pics of a little anime girl
waaaa people enjoy something i dont know about waaaa
It's an absolute dogshit inside joke between a handful of people, just block em bro and save yourself the annoyance
Kids are pumped … Halloween is really tacking off in our neighbourhood over the last few years. Happy days.
#halloween #halloween🎃 #halloweenaustralia #halloweenperth #mumlife #mumsofinsta
12791
That's a freak fantome
Real and true
Smell my feet
@light canopy
What do Anime sugar mommies look like?
We call them diabetics, or just Americans, really.
I was never here
You are a sadra
Rockstar after making half of Franklin, Trevor and Michael missions make their ability useless
Who made this 😭
Probably ESET
@hard wedge peak memes 😭🙏
censored it once and then gave up
@stone swift you have a lot to catch up on
mother gum
are these still available for purchase
thats a whole lot of memes
what a blessing
The mods made the mistake of giving me permission to post, and it’s everyone’s problem now
51, 37, 25 blocked messages goddamn
i need to mute this channel
wow so many memes
they got their perms a few hours ago
180 memes in that time frame? goddamn



