#memes-and-shitposting
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This is so true
And my printer is right in front me saw me writing this comment and reacting lol now he's more angry
Got your back bro

Make him find a job
Yes you’re super special needs

State depending, you could get a doctor to write a letter stating you need an ESA and your cat (or dog, or lizard, or rabbit, or bird, etc..) is that ESA- which means they can't charge rent for it since that classifies as discrimination against someone with a mental illness.
Again- state depending. It's a thing in FL, not sure where else.
ESA?
Estimate sime of arriving
Emotional Support Animal
o
Can we become DPF
arent they all that
My cat pays rent
I don't know about other people, but the absolute only reason I have a dog is because I was ordered by a doctor and my mother to get one.
But, an ESA is viewed (in FL, and other applicable states) as medical equipment rather than a pet. Same thing with Service Dogs (totally different from an ESA). As such, the only time a landlord can fine you or decline you for having one is if it's something:
- That cannot be reasonably accommodated (Orca's need massive bodies of water, cows need fields of grass, cougars like to hunt other pets, etc...)
- Is a danger to humans (rabid animals, actively hostile animals, venomous snakes, etc...)
- Damages the property (dog keeps busting holes in the wall, cat chews power lines, etc...)
fortnite
The meme channel has some insane lore drops
Would you rather read all of that as 1 single block of text?
wheres the dreamcast
No idea, but I'm guessing the maker of the meme didn't have the dreamcast as a popular console in their land
I'm similar. Almost no one I knew of here in greece had a dreamcast. What an underrated gem of a console though
for example, no one I know of IRL had a NES
What
Freaky
youre so real fopr that
Bro there is no Question its gonne be the N64, nothing beats Smash and Golden Eye with the boys
You never switched consoled with your bros?
That's 11 years damn

@potent yoke

That’s why you smell like pond water
Meow Tyson
It's a fine day and people have opened their windows and it will be a fine night tonight

my squid girl can't be this cute
anyway,
where can i get this shirt?
I gotchu in pm's fam
The evil alter ego
New meaning to loaf
Toe
Lumbatoe
larry
Hol up 
I thought it was fake until I saw "US Embassy"
I'm certain that the gun would sheer itself right off the frame of that truck when it goes off
its not but they did provide that number, and didnt include the burj khalifa camera bump in said number, which is why it became a meme
There is a comparison between apple consumers and MAGA that I want to make but I don't want to get in trouble
But I more or less just spelled it out for you anyway 

The phalanx weapon system almost doubles the weight of the maximum towing capacity of the 2026 Hilux and is around five times the weight of the maximum payload capacity 
So nah the frame would buckle the moment the Phalanx is placed on top of it
Did I do it right?
monkey
hey psst got some spare chat xp?
:D
this server is a prison
RELEASE MEEEE
Remove the pin and flip nade with pan

had a full chub that entire movie
How my mod companion looks at me before making an "observation" that is so patently absurd and uncalled for that it BSODs my PC

Not quite the cuisine…
Next time you should take a higher pan, then toss in some of that good Diesel and give it low heat, add some gunpowder for the flavour and do some C4 through a garlic press to give it some spice.
Let it cook for about 4 min on each side.
Note to pull the handle when served cuz of freshness.
It's a Middle Eastern potato.
Onion rings ? I’m answering
what
throws sand in the coffee
why
Entropy is a universal constant and temporal volatility cannot be assuaged.
you're cringe
Does entropy even matter
Do WE even matter?
Bro.
Alright, that's enough horsin' around
The forces of entropy
No
How post pic?
Or vid ?
Is sad don't know
Oof and now I just found out I can't post gifs either
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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exactly
Oh thank you so much thats alot more detail really helps
<insert anime salute gif>
Not sure if I've posted this yet
Helldiver: "Thank you for volunteering to allow other passengers to evacuate. You've done a great service for super earth and democracy!"
🫡
That's a Cat
Disguise as owl
😭😭😂😭😭
Standing here I realised
Askin the real questions
Unfortunately it's sold, but we'll find you a new one, happy shopping.
I will drink a
Ok
She gettin fucked tonight


If I play GTA 6 on my Xbox one can I cook food on the heat exhaust?
Please I want to know so I don't waste my breakfast
Yes

Really makes ya think
Some good ol meme
You guys are despicable. 
You too
Wait.. what’s this about a sweet Mav Glass bong?.. 

That can be arranged


Gooning in 2025 

Fortnite
Mhmm
I'm not training for secret service

Wtf cringe man
It's one of those terms you want defined somewhere else
is it gun related
no
i know what it is im just bored
hi just bored

so real
Omg where!

This my gta 6 strategy
grab those apples
@oak yarrow this is him dancing to frying sounds
So sexy 🥰
I could do it🥰
Oh my gawd
41
Im gonna watch this show at some point it looks very silly
you should, it's excellent
its kinda like fortnite
its so good lmao
Nichijou, it's a trip
you were just somebody that i used to know.
Pay rent
Make cat get a job 
Crackhead thinking you gon give half with that look😭 ‼️
while this is funny, the ai code is almost certainly just updating databases or some other menial task that's otherwise laborous
We like to hope, but billion dollar company gonna billion dollar company
one of many reasons not to update your windows PC as soon as possible 
Man thats crazy everyone said to not get windows 11
I still have a windows 10 pc
I wish it was windows 7 still

It will literally force you
Over my cold dead body will i get win11
Lol
Did you by any chance turn on the Get the latest update as soon as they're available option 
Im going to install Mint on my next set of pc parts. I dont play enough multi-player for it to scare me anymore. Proton will just have to work as best it can
if it does, you should be worried

it's my hdd not my sdd apparently, looks like I haven't cleaned my pc in a while
tru
It generates 20% more Nuclear energy than the best power plant, but at 2x the price and 30% more upkeep it's really just meant for endgame when space is at a premium for the small map
Erm what the sigma
bro get this clanker shit outta here
Okay so once is like someone's joke but why are there two
What's the running jokes that has multiple gifs of...kobe(?) Petting a shaq(?) Pigeon
whaat I didn't know 
he's not a human too, did you know !!
Triptank?
Hey it's been a while since we talked how are you doing
hey toto , good u
Is that true ??? Someone could ask GPT for me guys please ?? :0
is what true
they needa implement cvts
I have exhaled a mass of air through my nostrils as a reflex to my amusement at this meme you have provided.
thats one way to say funi
Hell yeah king
I have some party favors for you



Real
close enough tbh
volume warning
Same
And i love it
Is there supposed to be an image or am i just schizo
You tell me.. probably not unless I am aswell 
I see springtrap 
i wanted to see the end
What an unsweetened strawberry sparkling water tastes like
omg it's 1:09 mu mu o'clock
I love scammers!




why is arthur morgan sending constipation snaps
How do you get all these scammers to dm you?
Idk about you but I would love some scammer dms sometime
Well, that's what I've been trying to figure out
I don't have any concrete evidence but it may have something to do with I'm in a million servers
I can't think of anything other than that
my server has 3k people maybe that's it

That's probably why. They dm bunch of people hoping someone would respond
I also have emoji under my name so
maybe it increases the chances
they are trying to find a sucka
Hello
hello 


Aphonso Poo Poo Fatty the Third!!!
@scenic stratus I saw you send me a friend req- can I help you?
He's fat
ikr haha
so bad
Having a billion dollars can't make you cool
If that's the case, I wish I was very uncool
Fr
you'd think he wouldnt cheap out on the wig
jesus
Oh yeah poverty is no picnic. But it's amazing what fucking ostentatious losers the new class of billionaires are
Is this picture real?
The hell bro is doin
Yup. He was going for John Wick and accidentally landed on Ghislaine Maxwell
Bruh
I just noticed his finger as well
I swear the more I look at him the more I understand why people call him a lizard
He had the money to buy any emote and he chooses default jump number 2? Damn
say what you want about old billionaires but atleast they had classy images, modern billionaires couldnt be saved from enshittification💀
everyones buying data from palantir instead of meta now so moneys tight for him, also facebook users are exclusively seniors so their users are dying
depends on who
a few techbros trying to stay relevant is no representation of the entire class
freaky
no shitrole
ion wanna be a shitter
too bad
i know
where
this one server
and the people
it's just horses
all they talk about is horses
all day
horse this horse that
neigh
No
horse his house with a horse little window and a horse corvette and everything is horse for him
I will gift you a horse
Life's good
Wtf
Depends on the day
I'm blue
Clumsy Smurf
idk whats worse, smirnoff strawberry, the fact that it’s in a can, or the fact that your feet remains unwashed
10/10 trainwreck meme
Lady, hear me tonight ’Cause my feeling is just so right
As we dance by the moonlight
Can’t you see you’re my delight?
Lady, I just feel like
I won’t get you out of my mind
I feel love for the first time
And I know that it’s true, I can tell by the look in your eyes
The jug is to stop hot tap burning feet
also wdym smirnoff strawberry
it’s terrible, the only good smirnoff is the regular one
its cranberry 
well forgive me, i hope to be forgiven of my sins and be able to repent
5 ave Maria and a month nightshift behind the Wendy’s dumpster and you’re forgiven son
we dont have wendys, will you pay my flight to the US so i can do the nightshift?
i wanna do it in maryland, feel like they need attention
Which country are you residing?
sweden
Ahh a neighbour
we have mcd, kfc, five guys, bk, subway, soon taco bell
norwegian?
Germany
ohh
No Sibylla?
i’ve been there, very pretty
yeah but that’s garbage
You don’t have to eat there, just work behind the dumpster
A frasses is also suitable
a what
I don’t have money for the flight so you need to take a dumpster at home
idk the manager of my local sibyllas literally chased kids in the parking lot with his car, i dont wanna work for him
Frasses, small burger chain in Sweden, mostly smaller villages
May I lend you a leopard for that
i think border control might take issue with that
Borders are open, we are one country
Also we’re already letting everyone in, who cares about a moving tank?
Also some old banger for the ppl with taste
i don't know
look, the fascist goverment of this place labeled me a shitter without my consent
Shawarma 
man she pmo so bad, she held house back from fulfilling his full potential
post mortem oregano
most honest amazon seller
I thought Wednesday's was more international than that
I didn't expect that
this the kinda shit my sister would send me, asking, "Is this any good?"
it fall over 😢
wiki slander will not be tolerated
Nooo
Why is the melon AI
waterlemon
Where

Selen
Doe
The power outlet will fucking overheat 
Follow for more Techtipps
Fake cod

That’s why we do stepsis now
There are some excellent still frames in this. Pause anywhere after movement and it's great
he got what he wanted, but at what cost 
Spinebuster?
I hardly even know'er!
Still get clapped by someone with fucking darts
There's not many tanks in 8.3 with darts in many nations. Not to mention I get up tiered to this fucking thinh because I play 8.0 france
Not to mention its armor is also insane. Im using 298mm APBC and I still cant pen it
Premium vehicle 155mm cannon and a 2.6 reload time no shit this game is fucking p2w
The least they can do is put it at 9.0, this thing should not be sitting at 8.3 to say the least
Words and numbers
I got clipclapped like a fucking joke. I need this thing in like 7 to not be so ass with it
😢
I don't think you understand how bad I am
Grind germany
The only reason I started france is I knew it was gonna be a frustrating nation and I didnt want the game to be easy. I actually wanted to learn how to play
Germany on the other hand is like when youre riding a bike and it gives you helping wheels
Genuinely easiest nation in the game
Ive also grinded sweden to like 6.7 which is also a hard nation at low tier
I got called slurs for having 2 tigers in my linup

Thr uh 5.7 and the 6.0?
Yea I also call out german mains sometimes cuz I get mad
With the fucking maus as well
When did this happen
That may or may not have been me

Had to go through the gates of misery and despair to get to this br with france
Couple weeks now in arcade
Oh okay that wasn't me
Some soviet/American player
I raged at a german main because he was playing the maus and said in the game chat "skill issue" and I genuinely called him every slur known to man
I hate how many tanks go through the front of the tiger
Like, I dont expect it to be perfect and ""perfect german engeneering"
But like....the point of frontal armor is to not die
It has good armor. Some tanks at 6.7 cant even pen the turret. You have to shoot it at the mg area
Sherman tanks understood the assignment
I loved playing shermans. France had some shermans
I get clapped at near 45 degree angles by IS
Like I KNOW it has a 122 but I just get frustrated with the lack of bounces
What br are you at
On most tanks tbh, I get upset at that
Uh so lol
Im at like 5ish for the us. But I have a premium 6,7,and now 8.3
Germany i just unlocked R5 so I can get the mausoleum next year, but I have the ru251 and tig2 SLA premiums
I love the t29
Only the abrams sucks
I do not see myself going any higher than the t58
I hate darts
Its already a game of "who clicked first"
And higher you go the quicker clickers click
Its really not that bad. Youd be surprised how armored tanks are at top tier actually.
I get clicked so fast because france doesn't have any stabilizers until like 9.3
And I have to wait for the gun to fucking settle
This nation is frustrating
I wanted to grind the amx13 or the batch at. I love them in wot and oscillating turrets are sexy.
"Yeah so France doesnt have stabilizers so theyre doodoo"
Having stabilizers is huge
For me
Also i never liked wot. Health bars are bleh
I love it it helps not feel like one mess up is the end of the world
Like in wt
But wg is so fucking ass.
Not that snail is better
Whats wg
Oh
Thats fair
But I also dont like how they have unrealistic tanks
I love them lol
Like...tank design all became one mass. The lessons the cold war taught were very stark. Now every tank is the same.
Dart, composite armor, jet turbine engine, cookout panel in the back of the turret, autoloading
Ww1 tanks are so wildly different
(Slow as shit but vastly different shapes and patterns)
I feel like they fantasy elements diversify the game
Even if theyre unrealistic
I get that tbh, I am in the minority
Definetly much more arcade style
I tried world of warships one time. That game on the other hand is fantastic.
Wow is a great game
So much different then wot if that makes sense
Yea
And I dont even pkay arcade in wt. I play realistic and even simulator sometimes
Wows was designed, originally, with much more player support. Warplanes was a fucking disaster so they couldnt milk it, so they gave in and listened to Ayers at the start
And then the fucking minotaur, smolensk and wooster
I didnt even try warplanes. I dont like fighter jets that much
The smolemsk was the first. A 16 gun cruiser in tier 9 that fired like an atlanta
Jesus fucking christ it was inescapable
Then minotaur and Wooster got added in tier 10 and the "machine gun cruiser" truly had arrived
Just a fucking hose of shells
Each doing 500-1000hp to even battleships
Now theres a shell reload booster, to get that insane damage output temporarily rather than consistent
I dont even know these stuff I played wow like 3 times a long time ago
Still fun gameplay
Definitely the best game put of the other 2
On the other hand I never touch naval in war thunder. Its genuinely boring
People who play naval in wt are like those special people that when they sit on a dining table they want nuggets and fries instead of a normal meal
I like it, but it is definetly slow
Its also very difficult, as evidenced that I am generally in the top half of my team with the Arkansas + Des Moines and nothing else
I wont touch planes

I have said bannable things about plane players in the tank mode
Something usually along the lines of having their own mode and lacking skill there, so they come to ruin the tank mode too
Me neither
I dont even understand why the fuck cas exists in ground battles
There should be a different mode with exclusively tanks only
I dont want to get a guided missile on my tank just because I decided to play tank at the "planes vs anti air" ground battles
Ok this is killing me - does anyone know the name of the comedian who looks just like this actress, posts straight to camera videos of comedy in like a fallout 1950s housewife style?
Darts ricochet on bulletproof glass is wild
Hadn't heard of her, is she new or prominent?
I see her occasionally in shorts. It's funny stuff,
when yo weren't sure how bad the uptier was, and the IS-3 turn the corner
I went against is3 in a 7.0 uptier while playing 5.7
Not sure how that is even possible
Picking up a repair kit after the one hundred and twenty millimeter.Shell went through the loader's head
He's not officially dead until qualified medical personnel make the call.
kio thore paise de do game pe
mb
AI image btw
i cant believe Lumbojojo is an ai
nah that's hard work animation
Hi (sorry for my bad English)
What if it turns out she does know?
I miss funny memes
@hushed cave this is how I imagine you
I don't even own a bowl that big
Looking down with superiority
Cause looks matter
@timber blade
bald
why did you ping me
whats the context
You monster

Monster in question
Come pick me up
I'm too far
I ran too hard

monster drink goth spit flavored
im kidding
No
where
This is your personality now
Around here
here where
That's what the alien said
cats go meow
Exactly
My name is giovanni giorgio
homophobia in his eyes
Blud thought he would steal my meme without noticing💔
it's our meme
Come in my backdoor, Bubba.
It's always open wide.
Come in my backdoor, Bubba.
If you're gonna come, you should come inside
wtf
It’s from Steve Williams Wholesome Country Songs!
AYYO
Can I get uhhhhhh
MOOSH ZA COOKIE! 😡😡
percentages of a number is inherently a multiplication operation
order of multiplication doesn't matter
wait, wrong rule
wait, right rule
for more information search up skyline gtr r34 commutative property
Ok find 12.5% of 13.5
Or 13.5% of 12.5
Since it's too easy
Well it is tbh
12.5 it just dividing by 8
So uh
1.5 + 0.1875 
1.6875
Your math is trash
Ok
@stone swift
I do not get it
I do
They're gonna put some dirt in your eye
what is the joke
How do I post memes
what is memes
Electricity*
*optional
If life is so good, then why we don't have life 2
a person who thinks all the time
Big brain
Shocking
ngl it's pretty depressing to watch how the casino industrial complex justs exploits old people
ikr
they’re old enough to know better
Love that dude

Much better

I saw one of these things driving on the road and they look so silly, literal toycar on wheels
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our table :((
I always knew that we could've been something
You clearly don't play gta online
That's a bunker icon in gta online
One of Businesses
In the game
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