#memes-and-shitposting
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God this is disgusting. Who taught this HEATHEN (OP) how to apply thermal paste!? There's nowhere near enough paste there for full coverage. 🙄
Same
!sex
Bro was soo horny that he forgot where’s typing
The first thing I’ll do is invest invest and invest
!sex
mods only
Lmao
gregnant
Bold of you to assume I had an N64
I think my sis had a mega drive
@hollow lilyFirst you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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not anymore 😔
She's like you and me but she's homeless and she's out here screaming for money 🥀
yes

ok
Good bud
i see deutsch
Yo Green Goblin
goddamn it
.
@light canopy lumbago
Lies
I did write s in emoji but it didn't come
Damn
The Avenger we don’t deserve

The math question's what?
realising he the cunt from the math questions is
it's a very poetic grammar stucture
he probably missplace the 's if you think about it 
When people said their unique skill is honesty, this is what i expected
Reminds me of Nvidia CEO profile
aint no way
Raisin back and as red
poor stitching gonna get you to lose your medical license

quit game
YOU DIED

Let's play Lawn Mowing Simulator
expensive
🏴☠️
imagine pirating
imagine dragon
Imagine
do you have the game
yes
ok I buy
No
I have 🏴☠️
ofcourse
gg
it's not even multiplayer
I just woke up 2 hours ago I fixed my sleep cycle which you ruined
@nimble iris buy umamusume
I literally copy pasted and my screen turned all fairy tales
and one video title says "I'm 30 and Alone, and I love Uma MusumeoHome"

slap some more tape on it, it'll be fine
How tf you level up
Shi look like Cayo Perico map
nah it wont, only flex tape can hold that together
Hi, Phil Swift here for flex tape, the super strong waterproof tape!... and Splash!!
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I thought lester 's post was a scam at first
Wtf
lmao
@vagrant breach @pastel blaze
Rumi after visiting Finland

Special alcohol operation 
how many peepos exist lmao
not too many
disagree



no
who is he supposed to be
You should
nty
terraria, eww
Blud only knows gta
grab those apples
Gta good

Thanks for showing me
np
yw



hrse
bud
Minecraft bud
we nether
OK

🚪
I want it now!! 💸
Ok
Like, do they not hear my reputation throughout the story 
I would use a orbital cannon
I slimed NC best merc
Je sais que c'est mal, mais en même temps ça me semble bien.
Super Earths finest, back in action.
Administering Freedom!
Now thats what I call Liberty!
Eagle One rearming, be back shortly.
Noice

It's their pet
Bro there's this guy literally talked about the moon and aliens to me today in school lmao
Bro yapped for 2 hrs
.
took me a while to get it
i dont get it
Ain't no way this is real
Dot
it's not real but it shows to which lengths the rock is going to promote stuff
like, he will promote something else, while doing a promotion video
he's like a giant billboard
there's nothing wrong with promotions but the man is overdoing it
Good thing she didn't watch that abomination
To be fair... his acting career isn't as great as it used to be.
A mountain is more flexible than he is. The man can only play 1 kind of character- middle aged, overly-masculine with a child, and somehow they end up in a forest. Also, he's super expensive to cast, and part of his contract is that he can't lose. So, like, at this point, the only deals he can consistently get are advertisements and potentially Fast & Furious... when he's not throwing shade at Vin.
There is nothing to get
.

To get some xp

man's out here aura farming
!sex @thorn carbon 0

<insert Spy Kids "Bounce you back to level 1" gif>
… Yeah
… Why you always in a mood?
Fuckin 'round, actin' brand new (new)
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool (cool)
Baby, I ain't playin' by your rules (rules)
Everything look better with a view
… Why you always in a mood? (Mood)
Fuckin 'round, actin' brand new (new)
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool (cool)
Baby, I ain't playin' by your rules (rules)
Everything look better with a view, yeah
… I could never get attached
When I start to feel unattached
Somehow always end up feelin' bad
Baby, I am not your dad (no)
It's not all you want from me
I just want your company
Girl, it's obvious, elephant in the room
And we're a part of it, don't act so confused
And you love startin' it, now I'm in a mood
Now we arguin' in my bedroom
… We play games of love to avoid the depression (depression)
We been here before and I won't be your victim
… Why you always in a mood? (Mood)
Fuckin 'round, actin' brand new (new)
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool (cool)
Baby, I ain't playin' by your rules (rules)
Everything look better with a view
… Why you always in a mood? (Mood)
Fuckin 'round, actin' brand new (new)
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool (cool)
Baby, I ain't playin' by your rules (rules)
Everything look better with a view
Shout out to @Alan.T for producing the track
I appreciate everyone who supports me and what I do. Without you guys i wouldn't be where I am today. I plan on delivering lots more content for you guys to watch and laugh at
Certified Hood Classic
Just American things
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
You get wet when you jump in the pool.
One job had bro
being honest id want to have a baby girl too
Ffs
Stupidly worded also we don’t claim that person
When you die you stop moving
In Africa every 60 seconds a minute passes
REPEAT
STOP REPEATING
You obviously stole this from earlier in the sentence
wha-
chat is this real
leave the gt4 Celica out of this
After lips injection
Before lips injection
They tried welding the hinge onto a wooden fence and failed to realize wood burns when exposed to blow torches
Wolding
Why does Squid from Bobwards Sponge giving similarity to villager a Minecraft but also though?!? 🤔
does anyone think player 390 from squid game looks like bobby from kpop demon hunters
they can never beat the OG
test
What
How else if I know Simon wants another car?
huh
So inspiring
True
@light canopy
Omaga David bei hula rei in deni
I'm literally crying and shaking rn 😭
senator strongarm
is that a tomato
No, it's a gif
😭
🥲
Gotta respect the hustle


saving this
Boutta get the big 6 early
get this clanker shit outta my sight
but adrian
I dont get it. I get the Ohio but what's 67? A football player?
Memes and shit
welcome to the facebook channel
Bit of lyrics from some random song I don't know
Could be Mesut Özil
AYO they’re good tho!
Ohio state road 67 mf what you gon do lmao
Check out my new rims
unironically very practical
I thought bro had cheese grater wheels for a sec
I enjoyed this media
thats a mint
Where
Is this AI slop
who 
Washing machine
Y’all got actual memes tho?
Bro is not coke
thanks
no thats just @latent crest

Is that ninja
One on the left is Logan Paul, Middle is KSI, right is Ninja I believe
It’s like some Schizogram lore and stuff I got no idea of what all of this is about
i literally hate ai
every ai tiktok you send me i ignore because its so had
bad
Smash
Not my type but smash
❓
You say that you're coming for me, SIT BACK DOWN whatchu mean
it's so had
that’s not ai
We should mine our craft
hop on bud
Chiseled? Tuff?
Mom can we have Flash?
Mom: we have flash at home.
Flash at home:
my precious..
this is not a meme, but whoever grew up in the 90s/ early 00s knows this type of room
Ah, to be rich as a kid
You can tell a grandma designed every square inch of the place lol
not rich, probably middle class
boomers always thought shiny -> good
glass -> good
To have that much space in a living room where I live is a luxury unfortunately
Also furniture that isn't shit is extremely expensive nowadays, back then it was all nice and handmade by someone local
You can easily spend $4000-$6000 on a couch that looks like that set in the photo
Yeah back then it was handmade
better quality
lasts forever
now people buy ikea stuff

Ill never forget what they took from me
With that weird leathery smell, a loud fridge and a ticking clock
wtf spoilers
I know exactly what happens
To whom
Two
|| spoiler ||
|| spoiler ||

Also the show was written in 1995-1999 and aired 1018-2020 and therefore does not fall under spoiler policy
damn it was aired before it got written
Me waiting to drop that on you is like this scene
You just spoiler-ed Metal Gear Rising for me
💔
not playing MGR is a crime
fridge that lasts 40 years
Looks similar to my grandma's house too, lol
Yea I still have it and it works fine, when you open the freezer it's Antarctica inside if I'll leave the freezer door open surrounding temperature will go down might go in negative too overnight
new fridges do daily defrost, shit breaks much more often
and everything these days has a PCB
which is a disgrace, yet ANOTHEr part that will fail
Those who acknowledge
Yea
Someone the cat
Ok
Gore Warning. Caution: Improves PC functionality.
The harvest is quite bountiful this season
🫃
I thought
Such I vibe and I’ve never even played silent hill 3
The more people in the aircraft with me, the more my flying looks like this
Slight inconvenience
He literally went up to check what's up

Lol
true gentlemen
what does the term "slag" mean?
Woman who sleeps around a lot
oh ok thanks

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atleast mark it as tech gore, not actual gore, i opened it expecting normal gore and finished the video traumatized
whoever he is he makes the best "suspicious" faces
That's Doakes from Dexter
okay
Id eat that after a 9 hour shift
Erm why is the plane being held together with duct tape 😂😂
Not that bad
i see no issue here
that isn't duct tape
What is it
I'd like to add that speed tape is primarily used to maintain aerodynamics and prevent minor damage and such from becoming worse, and not actually holding anything together
Must add speed too
Man idk, i am 22 and if i would want to, i could game the whole night
Games are pretty much the only distraction from everything else going on in this world
Well yeah so you aren’t old enough qualify yet
Give it a year
Ohhh I remember these vids
you know i have the same problem
Shit and posting memes
https://www.rxddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/eHF8XRsbLp
at last, proper setup to play war thunder air sim

actually lol'd. 
me when i
Booty
I feel like I’m happier now than I ever was as a kid.
The sad part is that I'll never ever be able to experience it again 
exactly
So that one year makes all the difference? I will suddenly reach unc status next year...?
The makeup these days is good stuff 😰
I'm allergic to chocolate.
Are you a doge
Gary has been sold to the black market
Mod lore : 💀
Mod gameplay: 

Death penalty
Gary’s sister, Mary has attempted to commit jump.
Swimming changes your teeth?
Yeah happens
So my teeth are white, and if I go swimming, does that mean my teeth will turn yellow
Alcatraz prison worthy candidate
@turbid dune
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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these friggin clanker lovers
who's joining me in dressing up in clankface this halloween
🤖
That's the cringest shit I've ever read
cringest
the freak fantome

The more I look at it the more it gets funny
the less i look at it the it gets funny

Ik
thank you Lester
thank you Lester
Jesus.. would you like the server to sponsor your own FaQ section too? 

Do you collect the 'tubbz' ducks?
Goes hard
I don’t tbh but I may start, my son likes ducks
Your son has good taste
Ducks are awesome
He has some marvel character ones already, Batman, joker, flash etc
The dinosaur ones look good, he also loves dinosaurs
Thanks for the new hat
I have the ring wraith one from lord of the rings
I was just looking at the lotr ones they’re so good
Never miss a towa short bitches
@light canopy
OMAGA DAVIED BEI
Meow meow, meow meow
Yo he's hittin that shit 🔥
Is there a joke with this one?
yeah haha u don't get it?
☹️
This reminds me of that tiktok broccoli hair guy eating loads of food
waar kijk ik naar
Nice food, but... why the music?
for the culture
This looks normal 👎
ai is so advanced
This is real
100%
The way how the bear moves
Ai cant do that
Thats real
It's real, I was riding the bike, dude that was really unbelievable but yea it got recorded
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Tsk tsk
Dababy
Shit where my meme went
Hey how to be approved
Ballsacks
Deep nutz
Deep in the nuts I have something big bugging me
@fervent lagoon Hello why you doing this?
Bhaalright
I think the mod bot is just broken
It's a broken system
@potent merlin
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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🫁 🫀 🧠
I'm not doing any of that I don't need to be funny anyway
😐
Be gone THOT
why there is no girl in the server?
Cause I fucked them off
I mean really? Do we need to ask this question?
I am new in the server
Yeah but you’re in a gta 5 shitposting server
so what?
Aurora jumpscare
Damn NonstopFM giving out wisdom


is that a gif
no its a jif
disturbing content
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Game is Game
This man got it
Born to dive
Forced to hell
That would’ve happened when he didn’t remember the name
potential man..
Too much of it wasted, we need more spinoffs, beginning with itachi my man
i was referring to the megumi slander calling him potential man lol
on insta theres a meme going around that megumi died to a grade 3 curse in the back of a wendys LOL
and then its like a bunch of videos slandering megumi
Ik that’s why I suggested itachi, he has a good foundation to slander shit all arising lmao
Megumi ist the JJK sakura tbh
because there are no girls on the internet
before u ask, this is where the chat was at when i clicked on it
They dont exist
Before you ask, i saw oreo reply
Yes, it’s very important we educate our youth about the importance of firearm safety.. 
Yes.
I was taught the extreme basics of, Don't leave your finger on the trigger and Don't look down the barrel. This was with a Nerf gun, and those still apply, and thousands of actual firearm owners somehow don't know those things before they got them
what is a nerf gun?
Where and where not to point the barrel extends to "don't point it at anything you aren't intending to shoot"
I was going to add that one, but it was much later I heard that, but by then, I already knew
Plastic guns that shoot foam darts
"The community" prefers to call them blasters
So that gun activists dont mald
So i started blastin
Earth is so boring right now lol
Maybe we should build upside down city or something
Or tax the rich
Upside down city sounds more plausible rn tbh
Sooo.. you get a $1,500,000,000 deal but u r too lazy to put in the fucking work for ur 1.5B dollar deal?
lmk when u guys are hiring lmao
https://fxtwitter.com/videosinfolder/status/1968253785475629427 @hushed cave @round sable
:pigman:
real
Literally me everytime I click on a yt video, even when the quality is the same💀
Money fronts method

that flavoraid one goes hard. i was just reading some more on the events around Jonestown last night
Tropic of cancer
What the fuck....
What
The Echo. Says so right on the side
Sort of related, but i'm not quite sure.Why hasbro seems to be doing so poorly in sales
Like they've noted that nerf is struggling against x shot
But overall foam blaster sales are down. I have to ask if it's to do with the.Recession, or if people just don't want to buy blasters anymore
Pepper spray is illegal in Canada.
Ok sure, I’ll get “coyote spray” with the same chemical formula in it then 
No issues getting it across the border lol
memes posting
I get off when I see that you're in pain
„We come in Peace“
El Dorado
TIL
You didn't kanoe?
some of the zoomer memes i dont get

I love that gif
so focused she looks
F1 be like
why does he look like britney
@latent crest
China is definitely not in A. It's in C/D mostly.
Well yeah but there's a Chinese down the road
In A

D
Alright but I read "from" to mean it originated there
Or G/H
Yeah, India, China and a lot of good mediterranean is a good choice
Cuz G and H has nearly every cuisine
I was joking really
It's from a TV show too
Yeah I mean I'd imagine G has Mexican, Southwestern cuisine, Southern soul food
Yes
Oh really I had no idea
Little Britain where he says his favourite English food is pizza or Chinese
I mean arguably the US just has all the foods, but most aren't from here
C having Italy is pretty clutch. I can imagine people just picking for that
D, F , and/or A
Wale meat is so fat that ppl can be sick after eating.
One of the top 👍 most Fat ever exist on earth 😄
Tell me about F I don't know shit about S American food
American food are just others countries food but it has just enough fat and suger to give you a heart attack

I believe they meant South American
South America
Is South American food is known to be fatty and sugary? I honestly don't know shit about it but tend to doubt it
Well you found the first half

Stop posting this degeneracy
why not 4
Number 4 is bad luck
Ok 3
3 is an odd number
6 then
I sense a reference
Too much
Let's not eat then
I will eat these two
Then we can think of a solution
You're allergic to dogs though
No
Alr have
I eat corn and pet dog
Give 1 to Don
And give the other to the homeless guy
Buy one more for me
3 is an odd number
Ok buy 2 more then
4 is bad luck
6 then
Too much
I forgot what I said after this
Let's not eat
Let's not eat then
I like this kind of shit posting where you're having a conversation and fulfilling the first criteria
Guess we are done for the day, happy shitposting


This is what happened when the FAA forced every aircraft in the United States airspace that is airborne to immediately land, and prohibited almost any possible departure 
Only happened once in history I think
Don’t ban me
Correct, only once, on one specific day because of a very specific event that isnt a meme we permit
But I wasn’t trying to make it into a meme..
I just thought it was interesting to see how the airspace went from full to empty
There is nothing funny about that event
Nor that you were, just that we dont allow memes about the event
But yes if you watch the time you can make out nearly the seconds after it happens and FAA makes the phone call
So should I delete it then
Eh I wont do anything about it. Shame we dont have a Media channel
Ok 👍
@boreal condor
nice crop
aint no way i came here to post that, posted it, and saw that you alr posted it 
Fastest post in the west right here

U both not funny
Special what bro? Special needs?
right behind your mom
you didn't last long

i'd try it at least once
Then there’s swedish banana and herring pizza
Honestly, it wouldn't taste that bad.
A lot of strawberries barely taste like strawberry, they just SMELL like it. So, it'd be just a watery pizza, which is basically tomato on pizza but with less tomato flavor












