is that the one about needing ID for 18+ content now?
#memes-and-shitposting
hushed cave
hushed cave
They're not gonna undo it, waste of time
foggy mango
They're not gonna undo it, waste of time
Well funny enough, they implented it so poorly that people on reddit use a drivers license (which is needed to access 18+ stuff in reddit there) from google and the AI which verifys it gives them access to that stuff
hushed cave
Yeah it's like Roblox I suppose. I doubt the companies are that bothered they'll just be doing the bare minimum required by law
granite radish
The desperation is real...š„
hushed cave
You can also use a credit card/debit card, of which I don't think any age info can be seen from, so it's just a bit pointless
granite radish
foggy mango
What kind of eerie shi' did you find š
granite radish
What kind of eerie shi' did you find š
The dark web
foggy mango
The dark web
How can i access that? 
granite radish
This is reminding you that you'll die of cancer on September 2, 2025, at 4:32 PM
granite radish
How can i access that? <:hmmm:960802534728036394>
I forgor
thorn carbon
@vagrant breach
ember dagger
This is reminding you that you'll die of cancer on September 2, 2025, at 4:32 PM
NOOOOOOOOOO
But I wanna play gta 6
On pc
With mods
carmine patrol
2 of them will ban you, the other will get you banned. Figure who's who
ember dagger
ember dagger
2 of them will ban you, the other will get you banned. Figure who's who
Nvm
I would just play with myself
carmine patrol
I would just play with myself
o_O
dark blaze
2 of them will ban you, the other will get you banned. Figure who's who
what if I'm both!
heavy void
dark blaze
top tier shitposting
tall skiff
carmine patrol
what if I'm both!
Yes.
thorn carbon
what if I'm both!
stone swift
ember crypt
Why Walmart got ads on my Xbox Home Screen
thorn carbon
Bam
vagrant breach
@ember crypt post it in #tech-coding-math? 
thorn carbon
Bom
ember crypt
My b my b
thorn carbon
mikko when we engaging in survival again<:hmmm:960802534728036394>
Hmm.. maybe.. today
vagrant breach
Hmm.. maybe.. today
Getting on š£ļø
strong aspen
Middle Aged UK men after 3 pints
vagrant breach
Middle Aged UK men after 3 pints
Didn't the British gals win
thorn carbon
<:tomate:783930107320467487> Getting on š£ļø
Soon
strong aspen
Didn't the British gals win
Yeah
strong aspen
hushed cave
lyric badge
monolith is greek for one lith
rapid copper
lyric badge
vivid heath
real tbh
vivid heath
It didnt
vernal vine
hushed cave
prime breach
Tf is that last one š
stiff aurora
Why even put it there if u can't taste it anymore 
light canopy
https://tenor.com/view/majima-gif-23315640
_ _
light canopy
Np
final temple
I want to speak to the ombudsman
shell remnant
https://tenor.com/view/majima-watermelon-mejima-watermelon-reverse-gif-18122839
What is this from?
prisma knoll
strong aspen
What is this from?
Yakuza 5 I think
prime breach
but the door is open on the car!
shell remnant
Ran out of money on the rims, couldnāt afford door latches
stone swift
prime breach
i remember going to my friend's house, and it was essentially this, but an Xbox instead of a record player
timber lotus
probably under the influence of something
left knoll
@elfin whale do you think this slaps
elfin whale
hushed cave
lyric badge
ok hang on everyone serious question
What cartoon character had/has the most [shudders violently] "rizz"
lyric badge
Pepe le Pew?
That dude would be in jail
normal jewel
That dude would be in jail
Yeah, itās kinda sad to some degree since he was a very entertaining character.
Just last night I learned Anthony Kiedis dated a 14 year old in his early 20s. He mentioned it in his autobiography Scar Tissue.
The worst part was I was listening to Californication just a few days prior.
crude topaz
i learned that you need to eat 15,000 bananas in 15 min to die from radiation poisoning
normal jewel
i learned that you need to eat 15,000 bananas in 15 min to die from radiation po...
I feel like youād die from your stomach exploding first.
crude topaz
I feel like youād die from your stomach exploding first.
wafer thin mint
crude topaz
you need about 600,000 backpacks full of weed to die from weed overdose
i cant remember in how fast tho
but its fast
vivid heath
What cartoon character had/has the most *[shudders violently]* "rizz"
Watching old cartoons while playing the game of "is this rizz or sexual harassment"
Cough Johnny bravo cough
brittle prism
How majestic.
tender jackal
naive basin
obtuse beacon
noble lily
stiff aurora
How am I supposed to cut the lemons with salt :/
carmine patrol
How am I supposed to cut the lemons with salt :/
pulls out a sword made from salt
carmine patrol
Its name is Vaporbane and is the foe of evil spirits and water foes, alike. It's also good for filleting fish since it seasons them in 1 go.
timber lotus
(Iāve gotten a lot of spam from ppl on discord advertising this scam so be aware guys..) but liek fr?
If you seriously think one of the most famous, family-friendly Internet personalities would ever dare open an online crypto casino, especially after all the recent controversy, Iād think again..
granite radish
ember dagger
We only earn money to spend it
shell remnant
<a:KEKW_laughfast:776445825265434634> <:KEKW_omygud:776462023768014848> (Iāve go...
These people get to vote tooā¦
timber lotus
These people get to vote tooā¦
With the stolen identity?
timber lotus
Mr Beast is family friendly?
okay maybe not exactly but he wouldnāt open a casino
shell remnant
With the stolen identity?
Lmao good point
obtuse beacon
light canopy
Not that expensive
carmine patrol
@storm shuttleFirst you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordā¢ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordā¢ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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nimble iris
"Ah shit here we go again"
faint cove
uh is that somn fr š ?
stiff aurora
light canopy
He's about to cast zap
nimble iris
He's about to cast zap
Long otw though and hog will destroy first
light canopy
Long otw though and hog will destroy first
Have some goddamn faith Arthur
nimble iris
https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-red-dead-redemption-gif-22961531
You cheated
light canopy
cosmic ember
Typical poor person, spending their money on things like bills food and rent
The greed of the working class sickens me
granite radish
https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-dutch-rdr2-rdr1-rdr2-dutch-dutch-skib...
hushed cave
light canopy
nimble rover
Cuz less money in circulation = less people being rich
zenith sinew
Yo
stone swift
stiff aurora
https://imgur.com/LSaqTBF
light canopy
stone swift
light canopy
@cosmic panther so rude these days
stiff aurora
Oreo gets a bit quirky sometimes
stone swift
faint cove
stone swift
stone swift
hushed cave
vivid heath
vivid heath
missed her beast
timber lotus
his 100 gambling sites are finally paying off
yes, he be making that big 
off scams
stiff aurora
<a:skulldead:1008105680122683513> <a:skulldead:1008105680122683513> <a:skulldead...
why is he ginger :/
lyric badge
hushed cave
500M button better be made out of solid fckn diamonds <a:kewk_lmao:1399477829636...
as opposed to soft and squishy diamonds?
light canopy
What if it was from crazy diamond
prime breach
<a:skulldead:1008105680122683513> <a:skulldead:1008105680122683513> <a:skulldead...
how does he still only know how to smile with the bottom half of his face
carmine patrol
as opposed to soft and squishy diamonds?
istg I'll freakin' die if I pick up my play button and it's made of liquid diamond 
dense skiff
HOW WANNA PLAY WITH MEEEEE
celest pagoda
NOBODY
thorn carbon
light canopy
lusty narwhal
final temple
Just say what you need, I wanna be that boy for you.
You ain't gotta be shy
vernal vine
Spit it out
topaz garden
Goats screaming 10 hours
nimble rover
obtuse beacon
gray parcel
brisk pollen
mobile
nimble berry
light canopy
ember dagger
Spit it out
SpongeBob song
ember dagger
Did you know that people from year 25 are 2000 year old today
It's crazy how time flies
light canopy
vernal vine
SpongeBob song
Damn look at me, thinking I can actually get som good music inspirations in here, instead ist just one banger and not even the REAL one..my man you need to google the jellydiscotrack
ember dagger
viral panther
vernal vine
lyric badge
thorn carbon
Nvm 
hushed cave
cosmic panther
it stopped being the same ship the moment they swapped parts of the cast and not parts of a tool 
imo
cosmic panther
good shit
left knoll
cosmic ember
https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-gif-4205957412473656976
are you in Asia?
prime breach
stone swift
granite radish
Announcer: Protect the briefcase!
Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase!
Scout: Yo, a lil' help here?
Soldier: I got it. 1, 1, 1, ummm, 1.
Scout: Go, go.
Heavy: INCOMING!
Scout: AAA-hey, it's still here!
Spy: Ahem. Gentlemen.
[Meet the spy intro plays.]
Spy: I see the briefcase is safe. Tell me, did you happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
Soldier: And a knife.
Scout: Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of spies, they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Ow. No offense.
Spy: If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
Scout: What are you, president of his fan club?
Spy: No, that would be your mother!
Scout: [Stammers]
Spy: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Soldier: Oh!
Scout: Gimmie that!
Spy: The spy has already breached our defenses.
Engineer: Sentry down!
Spy: We've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
Sniper: [Gets backstabbed] Ahhhh!
Spy: And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
Medic: Raus, raus!
Red Spy: [Turns into Medic]
Medic:
Spy: He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
Scout: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Soldier: What? It was obvious! He's the red spy! Watch, he should be turning red any second now......any second. See, red! Oh, wait that's blood.
prisma isle
how yall doing today
Announcer: Protect the briefcase!
Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase!
Scout: Yo, a lil' help here?
Soldier: I got it. 1, 1, 1, ummm, 1.
Scout: Go, go.
Heavy: INCOMING!
Scout: AAA-hey, it's still here!
Spy: Ahem. Gentlemen.
[Meet the spy intro plays.]
Spy: I see the briefcase is safe. Tell me, did you happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
Soldier: And a knife.
Scout: Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of spies, they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Ow. No offense.
Spy: If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
Scout: What are you, president of his fan club?
Spy: No, that would be your mother!
Scout: [Stammers]
Spy: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Soldier: Oh!
Scout: Gimmie that!
Spy: The spy has already breached our defenses.
Engineer: Sentry down!
Spy: We've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
Sniper: [Gets backstabbed] Ahhhh!
Spy: And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
Medic: Raus, raus!
Red Spy: [Turns into Medic]
Medic:
Spy: He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
Scout: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Soldier: What? It was obvious! He's the red spy! Watch, he should be turning red any second now......any second. See, red! Oh, wait that's blood.
vivid heath
posting
cloud dawn
vital imp
Spit it out
10 hours of portal radio
left knoll
Right behind you
prisma isle
i love taco bell i really could go for a quesadilla
pseudo galleon
how a bout a ques a deez nuts in your mouth
thorn carbon
light canopy
timber lotus
America has re-established the presidential fitness test?.. well donāt worry guys, it will be very difficult for ppl to underperform him 
itās literally a joke
unique sleet
prisma isle
why does steve harvey look so good
prisma isle
nah not enough meat tho
prime breach
whatchu kno about enough meat
prisma isle
nothing at all
vivid heath
vegetables do not belong on burgers
prime breach
good thing one of those topping is a fruit
vivid heath
isnt it a berry
prisma isle
i like pinapples on my burgers
prisma isle
whos up
vital imp
hands
prisma isle
toes
nimble berry
Im getting ready for bed. Eepy
devout crown
Fuck you
hushed cave
prisma isle
almost
ember dagger
prisma isle
thats not al,ost
nimble rover
Im getting ready for bed. Eepy
normal jewel
Pretty close call. I'm glad it was a near miss and no one got hit.
nova turtle
i like pinapples on my burgers
This sentence should be illegal
pseudo galleon
i like burgers on my pizza
south herald
final temple
This sentence should be illegal
is this illegal? Ooh it feels illegal
royal moat
https://imgur.com/rqCgAQq
š§ø
carmine patrol
i like pinapples on my burgers
Grilled pineapple goes hard on burgers.
bread -> pineapple -> pineapple+rum sauce -> grilled onion -> burger -> pineapple bbq sauce -> bread
nimble berry
prime breach
And some of them are too sharp and tear the bag, ruining any seal
nimble berry
stone swift
it's a sort of magic made by elfin nymphs in the forest, but only once a year
sort of like clefairy in pokemon
prime breach
How does this gif have audio
Imgur gifs allow audio
nimble rover
Really
nimble berry
Imgur gifs allow audio
I didn't know gif had a channel for audio
stone swift
pseudo galleon
lmoa
pseudo galleon
pseudo galleon
him
thorn carbon
Hmm
mystic dagger
or
crisp jewel
fuck
light canopy
@stone swift dead channel 
stone swift
<@305750753597980702> dead channel <:Madge:1337069216217567424>
here or community?
people are stil sleepin
light canopy
stone swift
normal jewel
vital imp
A really deadly being if aggro'd
light canopy
candid coral
725038045622960138
unkempt geyser
Yo yo yo! 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ! Whats up, Beyotch! leave it at the tone.
unkempt geyser
https://tenor.com/view/viktor-gyokeres-gy%C3%B6keres-gabriel-gabriel-magalh%C3%A...
Lumbago habibi
Hru
light canopy
Lumbago habibi
Salam Alikum
unkempt geyser
Salam Alikum
Waalaikum salam
light canopy
light canopy
unkempt geyser
Gonna try to grief some low levels today
light canopy
unkempt geyser
We couldnāt care less about that game
gray parcel
stone swift
obtuse beacon
stone swift
thorn carbon
So true
celest pagoda
Cat heatsink is their weakness
hushed cave
He's fully charged
stone swift
come on guys
it's the cat bus from that miyazaki movie
no one got it
but yes, she is fully charged
hushed cave
I dont watch anime
hushed cave
strong aspen
Spurs are nobodies tbf
stable grove
strong aspen
Omw to draw ps5 games
@cinder dew Only approved posters can send links, images, and videos.
Please check the pinned messages for more information on how to gain approval to post.
cinder dew
gee thanks
spiral axle
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
nimble iris
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Legends remember it as a true line that can't be forgotten
spiral axle
Legends remember it as a true line that can't be forgotten
I used to be an adventurer like you,... then I took an arrow in the knee.
nimble iris
spiral axle
I used to be an adventurer like you,... then I took an arrow in the knee.
This is how you verify how old is someone
if they know this line
or oh my god I saw this clip about kids not knowing what Miniclip was
me : š§
nimble iris
Miniclip games will die with me
final temple
I'll hit while they watch
left knoll
nimble rover
Gotta know how to roll it properly
nimble iris
Gotta know how to roll it properly
Sounds like experienced roller 
prime breach
Gotta know how to roll it properly
learned this quick when I was doing meal prep with chicken wraps
light canopy
carmine patrol
This is not very skibidi sigma of you
tender jackal
light canopy
normal jewel
Chill.
vivid heath
please do not type for several years
light canopy
for several years
vivid heath
for several years
unkempt geyser
https://tenor.com/view/tottenham-tottenham-hotspur-spurs-europa-league-trophy-gi...
mossy epoch
DM!!!, what he mean by this
carmine patrol
DM!!!, what he mean by this
computer
light canopy
Youtuber
hushed cave
is he wrong tho
lone arch
day one of looking for dih
stone swift
carmine patrol
Can't find it in this channel, try running a google search?
stone swift
carmine patrol
You posted that in another server
thorn carbon
<a:tobacco:1173341646453219558>
Smoking bad
carmine patrol
Or so you think
thorn carbon
carmine patrol
<:fuckketchup:816036734940741662>
I'll need to find a bottle with a wider neck, but if you say so...
noble lily
this guy has been posting the exact same thing with a 20 minute interval
either a selfbot or really bored
stone swift
Smoking bad
smoking is hazardous 
stiff aurora
Me when food is ready 
(I'm very gentlemen like)
stone swift
stiff aurora
What a nice and caring friend for his homies
carmine patrol
There's only one way to settle this... the two must duel each other in honorable, bladed combat. Survivor gets the gogurt AND the girl.
candid jolt
What are you doing if a dirty clanker moves into your hood
light canopy
Send nukes
thorn carbon
either a selfbot or really bored
fr
carmine patrol
Looks like the mods removed them
cosmic ember
americans eat stuff from tubes
go gurt was the shit
charred fern
@warm oasis
stone swift
charred fern
@warm oasis just unblock me š
@warm oasis pls help your mother is abusing me
I think it's named sxual abuse or smth
Tell her to stop
Unblock me š I lost the pink diamond because of u
@warm oasis U just got a new brother
noble lily
carmine patrol
@warm oasisFirst you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordā¢ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordā¢ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
charred fern
<@943397274443202560>First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write int...
Too lazy for rhis
carmine patrol
Yes
vivid heath
wheres the comedy
wheres the humourous irony
where ir big chungus
charred fern
Unemployed
vivid heath
no shit hes unemployed hes a rabbit
hushed cave
stiff aurora
The Brazilian iPhone lift
hushed cave
Without reading it I imagine she stole iPhones from the wrong person or something, but what a headline
stiff aurora
No pockets or a bag?
Use glue
The Brazilian heat sweat was the glue xd
bold solstice
strong aspen
carmine patrol
greed
Really a lack of discipline. Owner knew that'd happen and takes no steps to prevent it, preferring to use it for internet clout
cosmic ember
ember dagger
Damn I'm lesbian?
hidden carbon
as a lesbian i say true
thorn carbon
Damn I'm lesbian?
Nice to meet you
ember dagger
No
thorn carbon
Damn
hidden carbon
I like your duckin name
thanks toto
stone swift
thorn carbon
hidden carbon
have you tried plugging it in
thorn carbon
Gz
hidden carbon
see it worked for Lesters tv
light canopy
jaunty night
hushed cave
light canopy
hushed cave
Definitely does not share and bites occasionally
normal jewel
small pecan
GTA V wonāt load for me, and I am currently losing it. My Wi-Fiās been acting up and now I canāt even get into Los Santos, it feels like Iāve been locked out of my second life. Please, I need this game back. Iām having withdrawals, the sound of sirens, the chaos in the streets, the feeling of aimlessly driving around or doing stupid heists with friends. I miss it all. I canāt keep sitting here and staring at the loading screen as if itās going to rescue me. Please come back, GTA. I wonāt ever take you for granted again.
dusky trench
damn
willow tundra
GTA V wonāt load for me, and I am currently losing it. My Wi-Fiās been acting up...
Wrong channel like wtf bro you're making me lose brain cells
small pecan
Wrong channel like wtf bro you're making me lose brain cells
no, this is a shitpost
willow tundra
no, this is a shitpost
Omg im just all sorts of wrong tonight.
small pecan
Omg im just all sorts of wrong tonight.
You good ma, happens to the best of us
novel veldt
@hushed cave
hushed cave
<@121471928031641600>
What happen
thorn carbon
novel veldt
What happen
Meme too risky on 2nd thought
hushed cave
mystic wharf
Uims are sick in the head
celest pagoda
@novel veldt Welcome back
carmine patrol
What's uim?
Also if there were no skillers, PvM wouldn't be able to just buy the gear they used till they stopped getting dunked on by bosses. They'd have to become skillers to PvM
carmine patrol
Iron man
Oh. Well, like... all ultimate ironman accounts are skillers. That's literally the only way they can get mats xD
light canopy
https://tenor.com/view/cat-12-12th-post-this-cat-every-month-gif-232404600692588...
Fool it's the first of the month
stone swift
I just thought it was funy
storm heron
GTA V wonāt load for me, and I am currently losing it. My Wi-Fiās been acting up...
GTA V wonāt load for me, and I am currently losing it. My Wi-Fiās been acting up and now I canāt even get into Los Santos, it feels like Iāve been locked out of my second life. Please, I need this game back. Iām having withdrawals, the sound of sirens, the chaos in the streets, the feeling of aimlessly driving around or doing stupid heists with friends. I miss it all. I canāt keep sitting here and staring at the loading screen as if itās going to rescue me. Please come back, GTA. I wonāt ever take you for granted again.
hushed cave
Oh. Well, like... all ultimate ironman accounts are skillers. That's literally t...
Sucks to be them
I like the idea of it but it's a lot of extra work
carmine patrol
Idk why its even called iron man
ironman originates from the olympics or something, where you'd take on greater difficulties
carmine patrol
I can't be asked to do ironman and sacrifice a big portion of the "multiplayer" side of a "MMO"
thorn carbon
Oh. Well, like... all ultimate ironman accounts are skillers. That's literally t...
Skiller is a 3lvl account with combat skills lvl 1. Uim is ultimate ironman account who cant use bank and cant trade with players. Ironman can use bank but cant trade with players
carmine patrol
Skiller is a 3lvl account with combat skills lvl 1. Uim is ultimate ironman acco...
Can't do that on RS xD
Better skilling locations require quests, quests mean bosses, bosses means combat, and that means you gonna need better gear, which means you better train attack and defense- BUT HOLD UP cause you also need strength to access the Warrior's Guild (or 99 attack) because that's required to access the west half of the map
Well, you can be lv3... if you want to be using all the lowest xp methods
actually, I take that back- I forgot they have like.. 50billion ways to teleport around the map nowadays
thorn carbon
Yeah..
carmine patrol
Bread dead redemption.
potent merlin
ebon pebble
placid sleet
stone swift
stone swift
https://tenor.com/view/fourleafclover-pepe-clover-girl-pepeclovernft-pepe-the-frog-pepe-gif-26726308
thorn carbon
Hmm
stone swift
thorn carbon
I'll go to pee
carmine patrol
buy apple stock
Wait till Sep. 10, 2001 and tell my mom what's gonna happen.
Next day, tell her to go HARD on bitcoin.
stone swift
Wait till Sep. 10, 2001 and tell my mom what's gonna happen.
Next day, tell her ...
Bitcoin was around in 2010
The 9/11 attacks was an inside job
You can't stop an inside job
aeroplanes can't melt steel beams
carmine patrol
You can't stop an inside job
If your 6 year old tells you about something catastrophic that happens the next day, anything that child says afterwords is immediately unquestionable.
I wouldn't be trying to stop it. Just giving her good reason to take me seriously
carmine patrol
This is true, yes
stone swift
nobody gave a shit about apple in 1995
carmine patrol
In 1995, I was sucking chocolate milk and biting my family for funsies- not a whole lot of articulation going on there
stone swift
are you a dog
carmine patrol
are you a dog
Tifa is a C-tier waifu.
carmine patrol
Understandable, have a nice Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic.
hushed cave
ionic moss
poor guy
carmine patrol
I don't get it
mossy epoch
its smth related to chess i believe
stone swift
light canopy
Respect my goat
thorn carbon
@real oasis I didnt expect to find this by searching perkele gifs
real oasis
<@906905289440247818> I didnt expect to find this by searching perkele gifs
peak
just beautiful
thorn carbon
Yes, art
real oasis
oh cmon
thorn carbon
Damn
real oasis
no gifs š
(imagine this is a gif of danny devito clapping in awe and glancing to the right for a while)
thorn carbon
light canopy
no gifs š
Get the shitposting role
real oasis
Get the shitposting role
already applied 30 secs ago
vivid heath
same
light canopy
Noob too slow
vivid heath
this is a certified hood classic
tall skiff
stiff aurora
pomni?
vivid heath
no,,,,
stiff aurora
...yes
thorn carbon
shit & post
hidden carbon
@stone swift I found you
hidden carbon
fighting the meth
hushed cave
stiff aurora
shit & post
u figured out my routine :3
lyric badge
left knoll
Is he an alien?
nimble rover
Aren't we all
nimble iris
Aren't we all
Last time I checked I was human
nimble rover
Last time I checked I was human
But how do we know we didn't come here from another world
Which if true would make us alien
nimble iris
Which if true would make us alien
That's really not alien definition though, coming from a different world would make us alien
Last time I checked I was born on earth only
Last time I checked I am still on earth only
nimble rover
What if you were sent to Earth and your mother lied or has false memory that she gave birth to you
nimble iris
What if you were sent to Earth and your mother lied or has false memory that she...
Last time I checked whatever she told me about my birth and stuff it came out all true
nimble rover
What if those were all fake
stone swift
<@305750753597980702> I found you
lol too much michael jackson music?
thorn carbon
stiff aurora
@real oasis is this real?
real oasis
i can confirm very real 100%
thorn carbon
<@906905289440247818> is this real?
You can ask that from Shark too
stiff aurora
You can ask that from Shark too
I know he would smile if he destroys cargo and someone buys cards from the forbidden game
thorn carbon
I know he would smile if he destroys cargo and someone buys cards from the forbi...
@river portal is this true?
mossy epoch
?????
noble lily
yum
stiff aurora
The avg story with my parents at the dinner table
stone swift
stone swift
light canopy
stone swift
light canopy
stiff aurora
The Japanese holograms are so realistic:0
vital imp
._.
vital imp
Reminds me of those videos where they put some random shit in a cavity, cover it in sunflower seeds and then use the actual thing to glue it shut
mossy epoch
small pecan
GTA V wonāt load for me, and I am currently losing it. My Wi-Fiās been acting up and now I canāt even get into Los Santos, it feels like Iāve been locked out of my second life. Please, I need this game back. Iām having withdrawals, the sound of sirens, the chaos in the streets, the feeling of aimlessly driving around or doing stupid heists with friends. I miss it all. I canāt keep sitting here and staring at the loading screen as if itās going to rescue me. Please come back, GTA. I wonāt ever take you for granted again.
mossy epoch
GTA V wonāt load for me, and I am currently losing it. My Wi-Fiās been acting up...
excellent copypasta
stiff aurora
That's east Europe
We don't claim them
mossy epoch
hushed cave
Drivable?
brisk pollen
probably
thorn carbon
river portal
I know he would smile if he destroys cargo and someone buys cards from the forbi...
That's correct 
hushed cave
median citrus
https://www.macrumors.com/2025/08/04/google-pixel-10-ad-siri-delay/
phone wars in 25 š
(we are close to 2026š„)
stone swift
reminds me of console wars
median citrus
reminds me of console wars
if you love gasstation like and subssaÅzlcieisixc š
if you love xbin comment and idk 
like and subscribe before your mom kills herself š„
cosmic ember
median citrus
"mista, dis is nsfw!!! š¤"
harsh jasper
https://streamable.com/n56eow
u telling me i can buy a military grade laser for cheap ass price?
harsh jasper
i hope it's a cartel torture š
least painful cartel punishment method š
median citrus
least painful cartel punishment method š
also yeah, it's basically real.
my friend has one of those
harsh jasper
@dapper girder go to modmail and apply for role
median citrus
it's banned and counts as a "self defense gun"
median citrus
it has a range of fucking 5 kilometers
IT FUCKING DOES
harsh jasper
bro
median citrus
has*
harsh jasper
military ass laser
median citrus
it's a fucking crime š
harsh jasper
its a fucking crime not letting cartel to buy 5,000 of them š
median citrus
i can buy it
also first scene isnt real š you can just pierce someone's ass
revive š¤
plezazes
hushed cave
4 bedroom house
prime breach
u telling me i can buy a military grade laser for cheap ass price?
"military grade" can be less than $10.
These are just unrestricted lasers that you should be wearing eye protection when using
nimble bison
^Military grade stands for "Who ever can produce this item to the specifications the cheapest"
hushed cave
š
harsh jasper
https://tenor.com/view/i-stole-it-stolen-andrew-bernard-the-office-neuvifuri-gif-2837069000350975704
median citrus
"military grade" can be less than $10.
These are just unrestricted lasers that y...
there are many high quality lasers
mossy epoch
4 bedroom house
new york?
hushed cave
old york
carmine patrol
She do be pretty tho
stone swift
prime breach
there are many high quality lasers
Yes, I know... Refer to Wheats' comment on "military grade" tho
strong aspen
nimble iris
<@524498328822743040> see
Oh yes they're fun 
light canopy
š
potent yoke
<@524498328822743040> see
GLAZE!!!!!!
small pecan
excellent copypasta
show me one place where you found this
shell remnant
https://streamable.com/n56eow
Polska GĆ³rÄ
left knoll
Eastern Europeans be like
vital imp
Polska GĆ³rÄ
You do know its just a chinese video with Polish dialogue using AI, right?
shell remnant
You do know its just a chinese video with Polish dialogue using AI, right?
Well itās not like Iām well versed in random Chinese videos but the YouTube UI is in Polish so my comment stands lmao
vital imp
Well itās not like Iām well versed in random Chinese videos but the YouTube UI i...
Chance of a Polish youtube short is as high as landing green during roulette
shell remnant
Chance of a Polish youtube short is as high as landing green during roulette
ā¦ unless you live in Poland ā¦ indicated by (PL) in the guys username
vital imp
ā¦ unless you live in Poland ā¦ indicated by (PL) in the guys username
Username has nothing to do with the algorithm
round sable
you're right, it doesn't, but that's not what they're saying
unless you live in Poland ā¦ indicated by (PL) in the guys username
small pecan
Username has nothing to do with the algorithm
It do
left knoll
you're right, it doesn't, but that's not what they're saying
> __***unless you l...
how many fonts and formats did you use?
strong aspen
gray parcel
how many fonts and formats did you use?
maybe 4
*2*
**3**
__4__```or 2
__***2***__```probably 2 though
vital imp
probably 2 though <:FeelsThinkingMan:585628415449628672>
How bored are you to do those
prime breach
bored enough, apparently
gray parcel
How bored are you to do those
waiting for your food to arrive on your table does that
vital imp
waiting for your food to arrive on your table does that
I guess
You could help with cooking
granite radish
light canopy
i doubt restaurants would allow customers to help with cooking
Your pfp was rdj the whole time 
I thought it was Bryan Cranston
light canopy
harsh jasper
good morning people
thorn carbon
Posting
gray parcel
Your pfp was rdj the whole time <:exdee:655455422513414187>
From the first time i joined this server, it's always been RDJ
mossy epoch
placid sleet
stiff aurora
I wonder if he has a Prius available for me
thorn carbon
Thank god. I was expecting to see prius tail lights in that pick up š
stone swift
mossy epoch
stone swift
stone swift
nice. 
thorn carbon
Bacon, hell yeah
vivid heath
bacon always worth it ong god
nothing beats some soft chewy bacon
stone swift
placid sleet
I dont get it
never heard of this game
stone swift
I dont get it
*never heard of this game*
american PS1 cases look ugly
they added grooves on the left side because (i assume) everything has to be big in usa
placid sleet
That seems like a pointless change
unkempt geyser
It can't go on like this can it?
median citrus
Yes, I know... Refer to Wheats' comment on "military grade" tho
so? why are yall arguin for š
i need approved shitposter š„
yo people have a very low level of humor š¤
some people are STILL doin phone wars š¤
dont call me nerd blezases š
noble lily
i need approved shitposter š„
apply then
median citrus
apply then <:PeepoWeird:585616300320227348>
i'll š¦¶šæ
placid sleet
prime breach
so? why are yall arguin for š
Nobody was arguing...?
stone swift
prime breach
man why ru talking like this...?
Expressing confusion on how the initial point was seemingly so easily missed
prime breach
Hmmm, but having to deal with hot woman problems...
carmine patrol
So... either I get the girl of my dreams, or my quality of life becomes infinite-exponentially better.
slams the absolute f- out of the button
hushed cave
yeah this channel
stone swift
carmine patrol
Thats not even a question
It's gonna be the next isekai.
"I got reincarnated as the girl of my dreams, but I can still hear her thoughts so now we have to share the same body- WHAAA?"
nimble berry
"I hit a button with a 50/50 chance of becoming my own waifu" would be a good enough premise but consider adding "in a mid ass anime and now I'm queen of the klaxosaurs" and now you're speaking mine and @cosmic panther language
mossy epoch
thorn carbon
wise anvil
Damb so only a 50% chance i be happy :<
placid sleet
@cosmic panther whats better? Apples or oranges
cosmic panther
<@210839936717291521> whats better? Apples or oranges
i prefer tangerines to oranges so in this case it's apples
carmine patrol
Sounds like a power tripping teacher, ngl.
"The schedule, which was made by your superiors, says class is over. Bye, Felicia."
Teacher would've never made me stay back 30mins unless s/he writ a referral for every kid in class and the dean signed every last one of them
median citrus
Expressing confusion on how the initial point was seemingly so easily missed
i see...?
vivid heath
Fortnite
thorn carbon
Fart night
tall skiff
short mauve
@potent merlin you can put your shi here
potent merlin
<@456226577798135808> you can put your shi here
I realised a long time ago
thank you anyways
short mauve
Yeah i just like reminding people cuz i have a bad memory...
vivid heath
Please do not post poop
tall skiff
bro doesnt have the shit role
granite radish
bro doesnt have the shit role
Bro just posting shit
thorn carbon
Please do not post poop
š©
tall skiff
bro
thorn carbon
sis
nimble berry
Bro are you fr
potent merlin
https://tenor.com/view/default-dance-fortnite-jonesy-gif-15544813113505236864
Oh wsp
vivid heath
post the freak fantome
potent merlin
Thanks for not executing me before
vivid heath
Yw
granite radish
Nah Imma drink a Jack Daniel's and drive down the highway
tall skiff
yes
noble lily
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordā¢ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordā¢ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
thorn carbon
Rubber product
nimble berry
Its been so long since we posted this
potent merlin
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into <@69823734653701333...
holy wall text
What modmail category do I choose
thorn carbon
holy wall text
Are you gonna read all that
potent merlin
For shitposting
potent merlin
Then why did we write it
I meant the wall text
noble lily
What modmail category do I choose
3 1 5
noble lily
noble lily
stone swift
noble lily
No
stone swift
light canopy
carmine patrol
How 2 get approved shitposter?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordā¢ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordā¢ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
potent merlin
Holy yap
shell remnant
Ah shit, here we go again
vital imp
Idk for me it's just 1 and 5
lyric badge
lyric badge
carmine patrol
So, like... is he dyslexic, illiterate, or have a neurological disorder?
final temple
put your head on my shoullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I found it hard to find someone like u
vivid heath
Please try to be funny
astral stag
š¤£
stable lantern
limp bizkit style tornado- My ginger generation
thorn carbon
Please try to be funny
@modern gale
stone swift
cosmic ember
That cat is naked, please remove this nsfw content
round sable
speaking of being unfunny, please don't ping random people whose names happen to fit in with your joke... kind of a dick move...
round sable
"they're probably dead accounts" is not an assumption we should be making before mass pinging a bunch of people
stone swift
no I agree
I just looked up their names after
they look like abandoned/ bot accounts
torn owl
Chicken jockey
strange robin
You called?
thorn carbon
speaking of being unfunny, please don't ping random people whose names happen to...
Sorry 
stone swift
stone swift
vernal vine
cosmic ember
prime breach
but why
stone swift
cosmic ember
A painting next to the stove top āØ
hushed cave
that oil paint bouta be in the food
carmine patrol
A painting next to the stove top āØ
The painting has nothing to worry about. The stove produces FRIENDLY fire.
stone swift
wicked pine
granite radish
@light canopy No one hears a word
stiff aurora
Unless it truly kills cod sure
it does
fast pace bf with vehicles
the smaller are on the smaller side, atleast conquest and domination
and yes, the building are somewhat destructible
obtuse beacon
stone swift
static totem
stone swift
carmine patrol
Customers: "God the cashier is so slow, I CAN DO A BETTER JOB."
Company: "Bet."
Customer: "Excuse me, why TF is no one ringing up my entire mf'ing shopping cart while I berate them for minimum wage???"
stone swift
Customers: "God the cashier is so slow, I CAN DO A BETTER JOB."
Company: "Bet."...
I have been working retail since 2010
Always be kind to service workers
carmine patrol
I have been working retail since 2010
Wasn't meaning to imply you specifically were a stooge in the lines, moreso the people who actually whine about having to scan their own stuff
carmine patrol
Bro, I have to redirect my mother every other time. Like, her options are stand behind 2 old people or use the empty self checkout, and she'll try to go behind them- I have the grab the mf'ing cart like it's a horny cocker spaniel by the scruff and pull her aside... And then she'll expect me to scan her shit and run her card, and every time I go "you have hands, put your card in the reader while I bag"
stone swift
sorry to hear that
carmine patrol
And then there's the ghetto and ancient people who verbally complain that self checkout outnumbers actual people on register
Orlando, FL for context >.>
stone swift
Trust me I know