#memes-and-shitposting
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Shrek 1 be like
what if he actually avoiding the water, you never know 
oh,mygod
Use tome twist ties to straighten it up
yup
and hiccups are still a thing from when we were fish
24th is the best date š
huh
Month to early š
Not a 90's baby but... let's just live and see what happens
The world is a crazy place though
any1 wanna drive around cuz if i post this in vehicle itās mute and bannable
Bro youre in #memes-and-shitposting in the not gta section what are you asking for
yea i know but i got muted for asking people to drive around in vehicles
iām not even joking
itās why i got banend
Banned? But youre here
cuz i debated it
i was banned before?
i got unbanned
but it was unreasonable
dm if you want details
I dont think it was
See the "vehicles" channel is not for lfg
Thats what #ps5ļ½vehicles-lfg
Is for
i put it there before and got muted for it
Did you upset the bot. Raptor can be rather...upsetti spaghetti
yea and then the dude on mod mail blocked me on it
Idk about that one I didnt handle yours
bro i was asking how me saying āanyone wanna drive aroundā in vehicles lfg was wrong and he said itās cuz āyouāre asking people to have a car meetā brutha what is vehicles meant for the
then*
i have a ss of the convo š
Idk man that sounds unfortunate but I cant change it
I love Kojima
Glad ur still alive 
@light canopy took me as a hostage for 5 months but now Iām free
You're invisible
Finally u let my man free
Now we can 4way cuddle again 
Very formal, very sophisticated
Hope ur ready for the outside world now


LMAO
Everyone is fighting a battle that you know nothing about. Except Kiryu. I know all about that shit

who's kiryu
Jokes aside that movie was horrible
No
Idk what u talking about 
ceo of asymmetrical faces
Wake up
Take a shit
Have breakfast
Get out of bed
wait i don't want that image in my head
Wake up
poo
Have coffee
poo again (??)
hating on me fr
It was a movie about a woman and kid continuously getting chased and threatened by a psychopath
Doesn't sound like fun
I got lucky
You were born in Antarctica?
Istg Asia is only that big because half of the population is either Chinese or Indian
God bless
But is this based on birthrate?
No UK
Still lucky statistically
Antarctica is just impossible
Only about 3 realistic continent options there, if you had to choose one
I will fken take my wife to Antarctica to give birth of out son there
Random fact I guess
Me and @light canopy every night :3

tag
Ur it
This has to be some gay deficit propaganda
Primed sure footed
Accurate
great money making idea


why does it look crooked
Better hope the mailman doesn't like feet bruh
This prank video is too good š. Watch as I trick my husband with a fake Amazon purchase, and he completely freaks out. It's all in good fun, and we both try not to laugh at his reaction during this short video! His reaction when the backyardigans theme song comes on is hilarious!
Balls
why and how is the damn question
only 27 min, petty numbers
AMONG US IN REAL LIFE
proof or it never happened
Sus
Why can't I upload my meme? š¦
oh, they unpinned the copypasta
well, the post in the pinned messages still applies
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord⢠rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord⢠network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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The important thing about shock humor is to be funny
(just watch till the end)
they made a fucking AI version of that stupid meme lmfaooooo
Then share the real one instead of the AI one 
I should try It out now :0
Thx for the courage
What channel
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord⢠rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord⢠network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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47, actually
pm*
no it's am
Ļ denotes "pro" , or "before" noon
pm is..well
I can't type it i will get muted by raptor 
it's the letter mi
HI
I am a professional resume writer who helps job seekers stand out with clear, strategic, and tailored resumes. I turn career stories into powerful personal brands that get noticed by both recruiters and applicant tracking systems. Whether you're changing careers, aiming higher, or just getting started ā Iām here to help you present your best self on paper.
Quality copypasta bro
Have a moth meme

I live there
Finland mentioned rahhh
well shit
tbh i was just looking at the letters
since Pi is p and Mu is m
i figured pm
also pro is latin, no?
greek came before latin
yeah but i cant remember if pro is also greek
tbh could be
haven't had greek in ages
it's a big debate honestly
there's words in english with half greek half latin parts
it's a mess
like polyamorous yeah ive heard of that
or somniferous
what's that mean? something with sleep i guess?
something inducing sleep
ah i see
You know what else induces sleep 
nope, what
That's me when the CT trolls me with the door opening tactic
That's basically how an ac works
ah yes, its a classic when the ac runs out of ice and you have to refill
No?
Ac ac moving energy from a space to another
That's exactly what the fan does here
Nope

You're changing the phase of a liquid that is already in the room and release energy
You are not transferring it outside
yes
a good succ at that
like your mom
u know her too well ;)

she also makes banger food
nah, thats me
I want a bungar
Worse news is them offering you $10 for something worth $10k
$1 and a pack of used gum, big risk
"well let me call an expert, we'll give you good price for your toy"
this what my mom thinks is gonna happen if I put my shoes that are mostly made of mesh in the dryer
it's nice to be nice
Too political
š
Mr white you done Jesse dirty yo
boi
Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! āŗļøand right now you can save Ā£50 per person! š thatās Ā£200 off for a family of four. š° weāve got millions of free child place holidays available with 22 kg of baggage included. š¤ but now with jet2 holidays! package holidays you can trust.

Fuck yeah. I dont want to keep windows open in my apartment, mosquitos 
I don't wanna keep windows open in my place, either. Freaking 95F outside lol
Oh yeah, or fucking wasps
Swimming in the grass 
I did that a lot
Embed failure laugh at this user
Bogos pinted?
š½

Vergil Dante

Are you sure?
Too lazy to crop it, also it was another ss
no, i did it on purpose to encourage what the rest did
ah

?level

I cast you with manual breathing
didnt know lester was an unlockable in Sonic *
Need a female rn
Ohh that would feel great
uhhh, interesting choice of sound effects...
True
@neat cedar @upper vigil
This is so deep

Lmao š
@dusty mirage
Guess the game
No 
The chances of anybody guessing the game correctly with the information I've provided are so low because they are cut, so I'm gonna give it away, but you wouldn't believe
It's Need for Speed Underground 2
oh no
Need for speed most wanted?
Oh I see
what the HELLY!?
What the helly Berry

You woke up this morning got some gabagool
https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSBFMuwYJ/
this is the kind of greed the holy book says
I tried it on myself and figured out how it could work out

Do it on me see what happens
Wait wait
I want more memes picture
You sucking your finger too? 
I'm curious to see what happens though
See how it works
I know how to place the tip of my thumb
I know how to play
Encrusted diamond edition
Is it bad i just saw the post and instantly thought "nfs underground" ?
No
It's great actually
I love the game even though only playing once a friends place
i like both nfs undergrounds
it feels comforting seing those games
It's possible to play with friends using LAN cables and a modem
Indeed
The 'Main Menu' garage feels like home
ik but its console exclusive and on older gens (or emulators) and i regretably dont have a controller for the authentic nostlagia rush
Modems have routers within them, don't they?
No, that would be a combo unit
Some modems may have multiple ports, but they're not always acting like a switch
I had a modem with four ports and it worked fine for local play without internet
I meant to say some modems*
Nice
It's possible to find it for PC as well
It will require some work
yeah but that involves emulators and i`m not against them but not a fan either
Its installation file will be an ISO file if you're looking to find an original one
ill look into it
and thanks i can revive a part of me that has been needing revival
It will require a CD, which is why you would have to crack it
You still need to find a CD key though
It's a code similar to a Steam key
like a legit key or digital one?
The installation window will ask you for it
It usually came within the box from retailers
There are some 'developer' ones which work on all of them
prolly better to looks this up
Make sure to install ThirteenAG's widescreen fix
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
|| Because it had a virus ||
The computer have no legs
It has 4 feet, you know?
Yes
When you're roaming in a 3D era GTA game and you find a hidden item
DARLING HOLD MY HAND!
The feeling when you thirsty af but drink is shit
What has 2 butts and kills people?
|| Assassin ||
When I catch @light canopy
Shh
He specialises in eliminating frauds
Change ur name plz cuz it looks like I wanna kill Russia š
You can't
They go under there
Under where?
They still exist in that time, since they were taken, up to the moment they were deleted, you cannot change that
By the way, why does Miku look so cute in that picture though?
I saw the thumbnail and the results didn't disappoint 
she always does
#motivation
#selfimprovement
#nevergiveup
#life
#briantracy
i lost mine i don't know where
theres a lot of knights in that fort
The army built the fort at night
it must have taken them several fortnights to build
Beautiful
Very
Long ass gif


the voices....they are telling me that I should carry on
My county doesn't have them either. And if they did add them, this is exactly what would happen lol
Nah
We do it old school, the way God intended it to be. If the cops don't see, it didn't happen
We have these afk farms all over the place
Then there's hidden small ones
And police patrols
I've seen some new shit on a traffic light that was taking pictures of me from all directions 
The light was green
I think it was because I had my phone on my lap
Oh also we have ones that activate when someone cut a red light
Now they are implementing AI driven cameras
In my area someone would use a drone to air drop thermite with a timed fuse on the camera
Definitely not me... I would never do something like that.
They did this shit here, they vandalised the cameras. The police set them up the next day with extra security cameras lmao
That's why you use a drone and drop a cloth on the cameras. Then take down the target
Leave a sign that says "Stop wasting my tax money on this crap"
Cause they're mostly in the form of mobile speed camera vans
Dw they are wasting oil money
I see
Best way to lower people's speed is by using traffic calming measures, speed cameras are just for money
holy shit they've cracked the code
shit and posting meme
they say it breaks, but then don't show a broken crystal pen, as those did break if you like, stepped on one, for example
It's a gift
Write your phone number down for me 
Yeah the bic can break easy, but I'm pretty sure they're cheaper than rice per kg
i remember when i had this like, $5 one, plugged it into itself, and essentially just let the battery off itself
wouldn't charge right again
Ridge be asking all but a fair price
I wanted a ridge wallet and it was 120⬠when i looked into it
The same exact wallet costed me 12⬠from aliexpress
Like theres literally NO difference but the logo
Even with rid blocking and allat
jNAks
That's the point 
Now you'll never run out of "wallet" space with this fancy⢠clip that holds all your cards!

65 to Kingston, Brook Street
DARLING HOLD MY HANDS Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! āŗļøand right now you can save Ā£50 per person! š thatās Ā£200 off for a family of four. š° weāve got millions of free child place holidays available with 22 kg of baggage included. š¤ but now with jet2 holidays! package holidays you can trust.
Class mate! Just told the wife and kids and theyāre in bits! Eldest is rolling on the floor as we speak! Wife tells me āWHAT? Hahaha thatās so Lumbago isnāt it?!ā Plates are flying in the kitchen and the tv is out of the window!š¤£š¤£ you at spoons later? Any bets on? š
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This didn't trigger automod
Mods be targeting me fr
Yessir 
I'm ready for this, no denying
crashes car

This morning I woke up
Woa, a .mp3 file of a metal pipe falling sound effect be upon ye
fuck you and your sad british sports car, its now a miat
You woke up this morning got some gabagool
Kylo Ren always be angery
Lvl 100 š
I love these
pov: the gps telling me to go through the road while im quite litterly using a car with wheels bigger than the incredible hulk.... 
I donāt think u understand what pov means
Do you?
Is this still available
Average fb marketplace experience
Peak male experience
"Hell yeah"
I'm so tired I could eat a horse
I identify as a horse this offended me
I identify as offended this horses me
I offend horses identify me
Why do you need to eat a horse if you tired?
You donāt, the saying is: Iām so hungry, I could eat a horse. Its because horses have a lot of meat on them
I identify as tired and this offended me
Monitor/screen similar size as the opening, fire place screensaver, multiple uses, boom
If i was smart all the time I'd be dangerous š
my fireplace is kinda like that

it has fake logs and fake stones and it's got a sheet of metal that reflects a wavy fire light or some shit
then the heater turns on
it's kinda shit in terms of experience but whatev
the point of having it is that it's better than nothing

@naive basin š¤£
Making family proud 
Yes
Oh he did say grind don't stop here, kid is greedy 
š¤£
They want that super yacht with golden shower lighting š
That is fucking hilarious
Are you sure about that? 
I know shapes
WHAT?? I only know like 2 or 3 people from the list š
Thanks lol š¤£
Sure mate
Iām dead bruh
Biggest oof
Guy is not retired
All the ones I got are explicit for this server I think lol
Mane
I have 10k memes
𤣠𤣠𤣠š¤£
No
Wait
Let me see album
No wau
15k
Memes
@naive basin
Lmak
𤣠𤣠𤣠𤣠š¤£
15k meant bro
Jesus
That made laughed lmao
Where did bro get an ifruit phone from? 
@unkempt geyser
Idk lmao but this is cool
Crazy this is so tuff
Ikr?
Real
𤣠𤣠š¤£
Wdym
The stair meme
Bruh
I should delete?
Huh?
Ayo the?
Ye
Look up ayo the pizza here meme

š¤®
Lol
Bruh tf lol
š¤£
lol
š¤£ š š š
Nah
Not good meme lol
Wait
@naive basin
Dam
I tired I have a actually 15k memes
š¤£
I will send meme in later
Oooh to ooooh to be oooohhh to be a gooner!
š”
Final boss of lbgtq
moose meat
tryna get somma dat moose meat š¤¤
he slept with people who went to his school

I don't think so
6 thousand dollars
what are we living this life for

When task manager itself takes time to load
The Menace Pups
I kinda like how puppies play dumb and act like they don't notice your presence, unlike how they follow you everywhere when they grow up
they are dumb 
.
Oh hell nah
Lobbys Are for ppl from 2015.. cool ppl use the phone for Diamond Casino ( plz help wtf is that bug)
@neat cedar @upper vigil
that's an alien right there lol
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKa2DARowXi/?igsh=MWhhMWJib3dyYmgwag==
@granite radish @foggy mango
This so us
š¤£š¤£š¤£


Defending myself is evil 
She like eating pussy and I'm like me too but girls want girls where I'm from
This is literally why my highschool had security guards.
No shooters, just some kids think they got balls. It's all fun and games till Ms. Tony (5' 3") shows up, puts you in a headlock before dragging you to discipline. Think you can run? Nah. Ms. Tony was on track, she can be on the other side of campus faster than an anime character.
Dam
It's because he's Lester. Lester is "retired."
He ain't got time for that shit anymore
we live in a society
Yeah 
thought it was scripted until the "yeah absolutely," and her expression
Driving with a brake light out is very dangerous
š¤£
Fr
Is that Dreammybull
@latent crest
this is my reason for giving up on life
On the contrary this is what I live for, there's one with Wesker too
Lmao
How do I send a meme if I canāt send pictures?
Am I supposed to describe the meme?
Yeah I have a good imagination
omg i get to use the copypasta
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord⢠rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord⢠network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Why not tell a joke?
Remember the meme where SpongeBob is doing the mocking?
Hahaha I love the memories
See it worked
I'm somehow convinced that I don't need or want any of that right now
Psychopath

Are you the one in the white dress
what if i am

š
Not the mother looking like that
Props to bro for alerting the class before spreading any infections
Cringe

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord⢠rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord⢠network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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@tidal python I got a warning from raptor because one of my posts went too hard 
Same
There's another channel with the same name, I selected the wrong one
i thought it was only me who is seeing this
we are tweaking
can confirm, not tweaking
Damn bro be next time be careful alr broš
Ight 
Maybe this meme would warn me but let me delete lol
It was night
Wdym
Those who don't know:
Wdym bro I don't understand that lol
Go to sleep
THATS TOO MUCH WORK
Bro you said that after you slept hahaha go reach lvl 5
How you reach level 5?
By posting
Text posts, not images. I've hit my rank purely off of shitposting text
Word
And how can I check my exp?
Yes
Yes with lester in dm
Lester in dm?
Yes, the bot from this server, you prob got dm by joining here.
Sinne the command but he can tell
type !rank and lester will whisper you his darkest and most devious secrets
Lester the
Stfu
Did you try !Rank heist daddy please?
Diddy found not guilty š„³
!Rank heist daddy please
Didnāt work
What are you on, Bug-Man?
He did nothing wrong at all
DJ Blyatman Edition
Where are the friends I made in that year?
Lol
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Kaspahon interviews š
#interview #funny #trending #viral #reels #trendingreels #fyp #trend #reelsinstagram #meme
True
@foggy mango @charred sluice All I want is battle battle pass yeah battle battle pass yeah battle battle pass ššŗš»š„
Is that a Toji skin as Wolverine? š
Nvm its his smoking outfit
Looked like Toji for a sec ngl
Oh gotcha. Idk. It's going way too fast for me to tell lol
Thats why it looked like a modded Toji skin as wolverine for me due to the speed lmao
Ah
Same
What a blacklist
Nothing I sent was nsfw
Send it in dms 
Ayo
I have this meme lol
Kevin Rock and The Hart
Ik same just sending memes I want anyone laugh that lol
I'm just telling you that I'm not gay
Alright bud
No bro

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