#memes-and-shitposting
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Melon go
"And I've just been called a melt, thanks for that.."
“It’s like having the choice of two blokes that nick ur wife”
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Dogs pay rent
Cats doesn't pay rent
Well, let me have a rule and a saw and a board and I'll cut it
@t.m.13
@potent yoke
You don't do either
Who pinged me?
Me
Do you have a problem old man?
Lmao
I own the place 

How many words can a cat learn? Idk, probably 40 important ones
4*
Food, water, come and many variations of pspsps
Real
This job meme is getting stale
I remembered when it was funny 2 years ago as an inside joke
Okay boomer
👴
THANK YOU for 13 million views!
This is a video I made to celebrate Tarja's epic voice when I was a 15 year old Nightwish fan. All photos were found using google, and images done in MS Paint. It was edited using Windows Movie Maker on a laptop that crashed every five minutes. Thanks everyone for commenting and rating and making my day.
apple fail
they own nothing and they still happy
boob
Tru
Nice
I love huel i love huel I told you I huel it’s all I ever huel

This is as cool as gta 5 character switch to me
NFS Heat will have a special place in my heart
Yes vro tell me
I'm asking for forgiveness
how about i pull your stiches and watch your insides spill on the floor
No, actually I knew this before dating. Some women are like that.
why did you proceed
Well, dating with a right person is better than being single. Sometimes things get worse and its time to divorce
well, best of luck to your future endavours
who
I started seeing them again, my brother told me it's a gooning meme.
Dots don't connect
Shai-Hulud
isnt that the guy from transformers
No, that was Shamalat.
Tolkien is the guy who wrote Harry Potter and the Seven Dwarfs
I was thinking shia lebouf
Like the ranking system of yk
The French never knew how to utilize Alcohol, my boy Arnold knows how it’s done

Get your Beachbody in little to no time with this hack
Alr I'll stop
🤨
Tolkien wrote rings of lords
You're thinking of Gwen Stefani


r u sure
ZEUS YOU SON HAS RETURNED
altho in the original re4, ashley had the same VA as sandy from spongebob
And the same VA as kratos
alr buddy I think it may be time to upgrade from that iPhone 1 after 18 years it’s time to move on.. 
Zooosh
real shit, if it could run modern ios and apps i'd rock the iphone 4s
Your sun has returned
Rent a Girlfriend Chapter 380 leaks that were spreading everywhere earlier this week online and its caused quite the stir in the manga community. Turns out the leaks were real and it was actually worse than any of us imagined. Rent a Girlfriend or known as Kanokari has always been the butt end of a joke in the Manga Community, but this time its ...
Diabolical levels of simping
@latent crest real though, techland naming the zombie goon, they have their right arm strong and their left weak
techland know their intentions
techland had gooners before gooning was real 😔
Sell it and buy a 5080 king
Lester secretly loves Paige
paige?
This person don't play casino heist
Or original
Or story mode
That's why you don't jam your fingernails into them
Nice weather today
These are my two cats:
This clearly Ai generated
us when?
Thief
That's mine
, ' , | ,'_'
Goro always gets left out of 4 hand jokes now 😔. It's always fucking general grievous 🥱
FTW!!!
Huel
I love Huel when I wake up in the morning the first thing I think about is Huel. I leave it in the fridge and it’s nice and refreshing in the morning as a meal replacement. Get yours now. I prefer chocolate flavour. You tell me what you prefer? This show is sponsored by HUEL
You want compromise? How's this... 20 years of using discord... I wanted free nitro. I compromised. I was stalked by lumbago in the night instead.
Class mate! Just told the wife and kids and they’re in bits! Eldest is rolling on the floor as we speak! Wife tells me “WHAT? Hahaha that’s so Lumbago isn’t it?!” Plates are flying in the kitchen and the tv is out of the window!🤣🤣 you at spoons later? Any bets on? 👀
When you can't even say my name
Has the memory gone are you feeling numb
Why are you sleeping!
Eepy
I ate too much
It's too early
It's 10 pm
Today is Saturday
See you tomorrow in chess.com
No boss I'm gonna suffer Act1
Suffering is mine and mine alone.

Here guys watch Shrek, it's on me. ^
Is this a meme?
It's only 1mb on my Google photos.
You could actually watch the whole thing on your phone, but the screen would be tinier for it because it doesn't widen.
Whoa
However If you download it, you can watch it full screen. Lmao
It's actually 125 mb 🤓
No, its actually piracy

ALL NEW TO PC PEOPLE LISTEN UP
In 2001, Microsoft legally had to ship every version of windows with a folder known today as "System32" it is a folder that lets the government and/or hackers spy on you. You do not legally have to have it installed. It is best that the first thing you do is delete system32. To do it, ask someone else I cant be bothered.
You can't delete system32 unless you make a batch file
(please don't do this , it will ruin your OS lol)
Too late my pc is alread
So wholesome ☺️
Tf is that pose
Crossed legs
why u asking me anyways u think that's me in the pic?
bro cares too much
yeah well it's not me my legs are freshly waxed
did i say that's you
that's on you

Are your legs crossed rn



So you like to cross your legs
And you use discord
There's a good chance your the one in the picture
You see, humans tend to send things they like to do to their loved ones
This person here sent their legs crossed to their presumably online love interest
you're

Deep
true, tryka was my gf
spelling
Miron spilling misteak
Poor guy
Fr
You think Treyarch will actually follow through and....upload it official?
CORDIS DIE!!!!
Michellen
Maybe
I hope it happens
Would be funny
@potent merlin
It's not much but it's honest work 

i don't like horses
This is gonna be a boss in the new witcher game, and people gonna make a meme about it
Meme details is unknown
Gonna ask my Xcp 2 about it today
Yes
I'll dm 
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol

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Revenant with whip 😭
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Guys if my permissions were OK I would’ve been sending a picture of a job application
That's just with any game
No matter if there is friendly fire or not

😔
New mod dropped
setxp moment
Business
Social experiment by the mods
They don't care about this server anymore :(

Because


The moon has the ability to float
It's made out of 100% real cheesy flour
wrong server lmao
it was a marvel rivals moon knight 😔
hope your tortillas
never stick to your windows
Barbeque sauce made out of Beetroots, olives and motor oil.
You need a new lens
im working with all i got 😔
like dis
Hmmm, ok maybe try fruit
Birb
Where's muted version
I'm not that evil
Make it 
No 

I'm not sure if he actually said this but he hates the French as much as any other non-frenchmen so
For the record that was an impartial observation, not an agreement or disagreement with the statement 
I just did brother 
Don't ask why.
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waltuh put your dick away waltuh
Freak from CayoPerico
Peak gaming moment

Why cant I post memes?
Be lvl 5 in this server and dm @wanton apex for shit posting approval
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
How do it level up?
By chatting
Oh, how do I know what level I am now?
It says on ur profile and/or u can type !level and Lester will dm u ur exact lvl with the xp
Thanks man, I appreciate it
I'm still a level one
What level are you?
Update. Lv. 2
Above 100
Tf, level 100?
wait until you see saltymon
Why?
type !lb and check your DMs
Dang man
He still regular on the server?
Hello my pal. How do you do
Im doing well just wanted to stop into my home channel
That's nice
#2
?
Idk what my name is on the leaderboard
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Samsung
Salty so faaar
How tf you do that?
Staff version of the command
But how do you have so many names?
Oh just been here a long time
How did you get staff command?
Name changes keep you fresh
Have*
By being staff lol
You a higher up I see
If I was demoted the !lb command would dm me like it did you
No, level has nothing to do with influence
How much power do you have?
You mean like Influence in staff voice? Im probably one of the lowest
Oh wow
We're all equals, just i dont want to overstate that I am as replaceable as anyone else
That's cool. So like, you can't ban people or nothing like that?
We can
Theres Senior Moderators above me
Junior moderator is a temp spot while we observe actions
Thats all there is
Observe actions?
See if theyre a good fit as permanent moderators
Oh, are you a junior?
No im moderator
But noone stays junior for more than a few months
Either you make it to Moderator or you dont
That's nice. Makes since!
Are you stuff?
I have a question
Are you stuff? Lol
Stuff dn
Dn?
🥱
Are you stuff too?

Whats dn?
Direct nose
Direct nose? What?
Whats a direct nose?
👃 
U
He's stuff
Who
Nvm
Where is it
@nimble berry yo, this guy's got a question
dn

What's the actual question though

Do you want me to ask you something?
I think he asked about the question
What's the question 🤔
Idk, you had the question

Ask away @light canopy
I don't consent
YOU wanted to ask a mod a question
Where's the s t u f f

I miss those TU worlds
no
Oh we want the ww3 so bad
I love it
Neither controller is actually on as well 
Top 5*
top 50*
@granite radish @upper vigil @foggy mango 🤣 (it's true)
kill more people then, easy unlimited ammo glitch
@gloomy saffron
This is my shitpost
N u say I'm mean to you 
Middivers
🎤”hey, let’s go!”
go where
roleplaying on discord
Fortnite rn:

looks like my cat
it is her
@stone swift
cat in the meme just has deeper blacks in the coat
well, really just darker all round now that i look again
Bro I thought it was a donut for some reason 🤣
hungry?
Kinda
Me when someone say my meme is no even funny 
Bloody knackered innit bruv
Hiw the fuck dies this gif have sound
I got absolutely jumpscared by that
Aye. I am quite knack'r'd and require a spiritual connection with the landeth of dreams
Gotta have a quick pint tho bruv
Best sleep is drunk sleep
And if you immediately become drunk the next day u won't have a hangover
i didnt even know it had sound. some gifs do fo some reason
wtf why is there audio??
my whole life ive never known, not until now
u learn somethig new every day
it's because it's an imgur gif as opposed to a tenor or giphy gif
Howdy yall

I love 8 year old technology that can't align with my finger for shit!
Sounds like my laptop
Shits from 2017
Yea this phones only issue is this keyboard and the low storage space
So I'm too lazy to upgrade
This thing needs to give me a good reason to get rid of it like my iphone did
The camera just completely stopped focusing and got all mushy and blurry
shitzing
bo2 predicted june 19th💔


Because only cool people do
Today I sign the contract

My life is over
Work = food

How to get the approval shitposter?
idk
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
fuck how didn’t i think of that
Hey eveyone
Hello, welcome to memes channel
Whats up
@west steppe send
Not thisss
We both know I won’t send it
WHYYY
I bet i could do it its like a 1000 piece puzzle
Hey yall
Lol
Lol
Mods are song lyrics bannable
Or if a meme has a song that has slurs

Yk like rap
Tryka I know you're here 
If the word is prohibited, the word is prohibited
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
I know it's #memes-and-shitposting and all but holy f

I have reached my current level because of that copypasta
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new friends on discord?
No thanky
Alr have too little
Nice polygons (they're not even that nice by 2013 standards)
Bonk
every time people mention ketchup or pineapple on pizza
Ketchup on....on pizza???
Just ask for extra sauce at that point
My new test to new pizza places is extra sauce, extra cheese, extra pineapple, and well done
What's wrong with ketchup though
It depends on the pizza , some are fine without it
ketchup is fine im no Omar
But ON pizza?
some are fine without? all are fine without. If not, that's a pretty shit pizza
Are you confusing ketchup for tomato sauce???
I forgot to mention some of the pizzas I've tried barely have sauce
Intentionally?
Maybe ranch if you wanted a complementary
No
But ketchup, maybe on like Mac and cheese pizza because those use nachos sauce
This works
But any other pizza ketchup would be the desperation choice I feel
Exactly
But like thats the only one id say makes a good choice, everything else would be ranch, marinara, or butter if I wanted a dip
Garlic butter
They ran out of air 😮💨
Let's be clear, the sentence is meant to convey "ketchup" and "pineapple on pizza" as entirely separate concepts. "On pizza" was not meant to apply to ketchup, only pineapple.
Lmao now after the whole discussion you elaborate
Hell yeah

@winged moat is this real?
No.

🔥
I wanna kiss it and write my name on it so that it means that I own it
what the fuck is that on the bike
U
maybe you... shouldn't repeat the thing that got you muted the first time?
blasphemy
look at pomu go
Nice
Not nice
U
Double jeopardy
Yeah the channel pretty populated, we all on
Makes sense
This is my up time
Lomby:3
Hi 
Is that you irl
Ofc
Imma baddie 

!rule 2
Refrain from discussing any politically charged or inflammatory topics.
@light canopy
why is a k-on meme in the lucky star subreddit 
He nailed the drug addict one
@quasi plinth I nearly threw up because I was crying of laughter from this what the fuck is wrong with me
it's so stupid but it really got to me 😭 😭 😭
wtf happened to Phil Collins
I’m never ever going to check this channel again
😭 😭
my throat hurts so bad I'm dying to it
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BALD SPOT
i was not expecting the vocals
What's inflammatory about a job application
You scared of one?
Reminded me of "Alcohol is harmful for health and people must not drink it, let's get together and finish it so people are not left with it."
Dude censor that word
i smoked all the cocaine in the world, that's how I quit my coke addiction
thanks for that

You seeing these stash houses pop up around town, homie? Thats some competition I dont need. Raid them cribs and youll get a lil cash or supplies for your businesses if you running with one. And Ill get them mfs off my mind.

my own shitpost
Baby Volatol

What does this mean
😉



@tidal python
Understood
@charred sluice @foggy mango 🤣

i know ts is old but still XD
I can count each pixel and generation it has gone through
Tell POTUS, this is how I want to go out. 
Sir, your windshield is broken..
put the Beam in BeamNG drive
Why are you a good dad, a great father but a bad husband
cow too big for her
gl getting enough of dat without financing the house for the MILKY CAT

included diff language letters
That's not japanese lmao
the original twitter embed had a japanese comment.

raptor is so closed minded lol
Let's burn raptor
well, it has its uses
it's just a little too strict you know?
it needs to loosen up a bit
@jagged garnet here
How I get image and video perms
Ask in modmail
how to i post image
does someone wanna drive around
be careful they can block you on it
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
FC New Dawn
Except it wasn't me
Tried it and did not enjoy the game very much
The only thing I remember about new dawn is the color purple...
The only thing I remember about new dawn is uhh... which one is that again, i forget
The one that came out after Far Cry V, but used literally the same map, and even though it should've been a DLC, it was a full priced game with macrotransactions.
||/j||
Someone report this for spamming 😭
I will report you for unauthorised breakdancing

I will bing your chilling
@light canopy Why you so funny

Tiger
Uhhhh, how do I check my level
The cats are riping


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