#memes-and-shitposting
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The fastest turtle
Inflation decreasing?
Is Madison Beer my girlfriend as well?
What type of fantasy is this
Can't wait for the 64th game to come out!
I had to google the beer person
her name is beer?

Where's the section for the super specific hobby/collection?
Too much space. Now the cat will wedge itself in between
The numbers mason
Skyrim encounter music
no no, inflation is supposed to rise
your wages are just supposed to catch up
and we know that's never happening
No almost empty pizza box and a small fridge with beer
yes cuz people get drunk off of her looks
I looked her up and she's really not that good looking. Like, she's pretty, but not "I'm about to do some stupid shit" pretty
I know at least 3 hooters girls and a Foxtail barista that're on her level
And that one blonde chick from PDQ...
The invisible boat mobile
If it's invincible how could we see it???
ofc you don't get the ref
That makes the two of us
you can talk to dishwasher machines?
Greg👍🏻
Memes posting
omg it's pomu
Leave my dad joke alone 
This is low ☝️
Tier ✊ ✊
God 💪 💪
freaky ahh #gta-online
Amogus

It's called a wheel lock key dipshit your car was supposed to come with one
chisel and all
There's no way that wheel is still roadworthy
Actually it might be
She's gonna need a real beefy air gun to get that bitch off at this point
just put it in rice
Ridding it of moisture is not that wheel lock's problem😭

look closer
sup guys
it's dehydrated
@glad quail, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
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Please help me to collect money because I lost my account and created another one


Where did you find Gui's pfp
How can one get approved for shit posting 🥲
dm @wanton apex and ask for shit role
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Thank youu
What the 

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
Holy reading comprehension
Hol on lemme gather my braincells for this
Alrighty , after a brain fart and a half I understand
You need shitposter role? Damn, i've been posting without a license 

No neck
Had a glitch on a penthouse mission and I had to stare at his neck for like 20 minutes
Lookit them fat rolls
I love Vincent but bro needs a new haircut
or when they’re horribly cropped
Next phase unlocked
Oh heay actually do you want all the Obama Fight phases?
@round sable do you want all like 8 Obama Fight phase memes

@sterile spindle First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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You're a bit late , someone shared this wonderful information with me a while ago 😌
Perhaps, but I will still do my due diligence and post it
am leader
I will make sure to let them know 🙏🏻
absolutely
basically
I know this advertisement is showing off custom printing
But it's not stated in the title
So it just comes off as completely wrong
Lobter
Why dont i have access to that channel reeeeeee
i saved it from a while ago into a throwaway channel
Idiot savant 
it was all eusexua
Your casual hair drying cat routine
I love this guy's posts
🤨
KICK THE baby? since when is that on roblox
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#reels #gaming #motorcycles #ps5 #playstation #racing #motogp #motogp24
Omg it's @granite radish
how do people with cigars and beards not burn their beard while smoking 

bro
Is there any gta6 copy pasta
Most of them include lucinas feet or pregnancy i think

alright imma fap to lucia about now
Stop typing for several days
yikes, hopefully no one posts that anymore 😎
Ferrets are so silly
i’m serious 🫣
Look at him go
You will not believe this one
the harvest is bountiful this year

ts?
Mooted
I know less now, than I knew before asking
Imagine that you're my bro
Now I'm at another place
I swore by your life on something
Now you feel random chest pain

Lovely 
Truss structures are build different
Almost every structure is built different otherwise everything would look the same
I'm sending this to my french friend he will be happy

Was testing something
I never post anytime I go out
Is that Jason Travolta from gta6?
It’s just a boy playing his switch
@unreal monolith my favourite stand
thats you 🤭


what does this mean
car
Tried to be big and scary?

we're so back
Racers are racist
vroom vroom
Very nice remrin
i swear on god i thought 2 girls 1 cup was like some mild romance vid then tried watching it after speed’s reaction 😭
will i forget everything by tomorrow?
Season 6, episode 9: Back to the Woods.
Please die
no
India have fucking raiju’s😂 in the war
I miss YOU, I miss Love
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Seen me before? Just follow already (@tgpu)
cockatoo in gta 6 confirmed 
“A lot of people beat their meat , but a lot of people don’t defeat it” - Sun Tzu
Hell nah
He's a proper vice city citizen now

how do I add this game

Dinners on my LEGO studs
Looks like an Infiniti tbh
we have statistically evaded our first divorce
Sad
i hate this guy
I can already see posts about the consoles on fire
I can't post from my gallery and post memes
you need level 5 and shit role
How do I get there?
you earn levels by chatting, you can get the shit role by dming @wanton apex and asking for it
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Ty
yw
Thanks
np
Look up transubstantiation
Please dont post earrape memes
memes posting
Don't you underestimate me while I make this money 💸
Damn how did you know that
You just wasted 46 seconds of my life
Bluds not trying
deserved
Until we meet again
Yall got more of them pixels?
@frosty pivot get biden blasted
I wonder how much bro gets paid in this airport🙏💀
Shoulda used a Twingo
@spacr randomly found this in my phone gallery, i think because of the name lol
@green star
and you don't seem to understand
!nickname reset 847878262788325397
The nickname of @green star has been reset
😦
you made it weirder now
lmao
What’s there to smile?
||farted||, enough reason to smile 
What the actual fuck
Who smiles while fart?
I dunno 😭

Can you find a shark in a park?
a chicken in a kitchen?
a dog in the fog?
holy shit im fucking bored!!!!😩
my pet rock usually keeps me busy
Maybe playing a game would chase away the boredom
The me wanting to prove everything vs the me who ignores and passes
The guy who spends thousands on mobile games vs the guy who downloads nostalgic delisted games
The guy who buys games because he thinks he has to pay to get the license legally vs the guy who decides to buy games because he wants to support the game makers
the guy who buys vs the buy who guys
The guy who my girlfriend cheats on me with vs me dumping her so she can waste her time with him and so I can have some peace of mind
Deep down my heart

sinking in the piss vs pissing in the sink
Ts pmo icll

hawk tuah
@uncut lantern
hawk tuah spit on that thang
hawk tuah
@uncut lantern hawk tuah
@uncut lantern hawk tuah
@uncut lantern hawk tuah spit on that thang

what it's like having a lumbago
The Sonic server banned the Shadow liking Latinas meme so I post it here
GTA x Sonic when

They don't deserve to see that beautiful picture
Who would say no to this
Why would he take all the drinks for himself 
Because he thiccc

A squirrel chewing on a nut be like
The bunny eating strawberries be like
That one wheel on a shopping cart be like
The rear wheels of a trailer on a bumpy road be like
Your mom ranting about you sitting behind your desk all day be like
Is the child Hank Cheddar?
all my homies hate mcafee
I just wanna say thank you.
I now know who to call when I need help because God gave you a halo and wings
what can say except, you're welcome
✨ 🍾
who you gonna call?
e8rt 46wddsadwad/,m8f6yrt
!rule 1 @trail pebble
Refrain from using languages other than English.
@trail pebble
@nimble berry
I need this

i like how this is a two year old meme but it's still true
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Thank you for the informative inspiration information. How do I check my Discord Server: GTA Online --> User Level ?
Use !cmds to have a list of commands slid into your dm's
Also, posting in shitposting gives the least XP
level 1? fuck
Is that songbird on your banner
songbird is bae
im happy i sent her to the moon
where can I get these stickers
oke
sognburd
snap back to reality
U calling me old?
I will have you know that my memes are fresh of the oven most of the times
Just not this time
let that sink in
Valid
this is huge
⚡
As the Dune game is approaching us soon, I must say , I'm so mad they didn't give us more of the Harkonenn language . Especially in the second movie . It sounded so cool and scary
They're about to be made irrelevant anyway

Oh you didn't have time to read 4 books that approach 1000 pages? It's only peak fiction!
The game or the Harkonenn
Ts so tuff
#osamason #netspend #yeat #autumn #summrs #lucki #playboicarti #iayze #lazerdim700 #comedy #fyp #reels #instagood #instadaily #rap #underground #new #mainstream #inspiration #motivation #kencarson #viral #explore #rizz
If it follows the books, the harkonen are gone except for one major character who is in book 2 in spirit. Sadukar of House Corrino appear in book 3, but by book 4 that's all irrelevant
I mean , that's good cause they're awful but I still think their language is cool and scary
And I still wish I would've heard more of it
Book 4 is widely regarded as one of the best written fiction novels of all time
The problem is, of course, every book is 800+ pages
Book 5 and 6 are..."eh" I've heard and unnecessary. Herbert died and his son took his notes to an author and together they made another 22 books
Every one of them is long as shit
They're good, just...most people read 1-4 and that's it lol
Me having read none
Lester when you complete a heist:
common
W
HAHAHAHAAHAAH
Lied
Nah, wait 20 years for gta 7 so there's nico as well
I posted that bruh
Did you find it on TikTok or just reposted it after me

it was me barry
i posted that tiktok in the gta online discord server before you did
lovely
Lol
Lol
TikTok
metal gear kitty 🙀🙀🙀🙀 volunteered almost all day today lmao so this one’s a little rushed but still silly #catsoftiktok #kittycat #cattok #catcore #silly #kitty #catslife #metalgearsolid #snake #invisible
oh no i forgot the lyrics for ye’s new song i wonder if someone could remind me 😏
Understandable
Anything for a döner

Would work on me tbh
Don't do it! We got spicy sauce and chicken in this kebab!
Wow! Miss France Got Talent - Miss Universe 2023
#missuniverse
Video Edited by Mack M. from Sea Breeze 24
you're fake AI
Apple Juice Goated
Well I already posted itttt
thought they could pull a lil sneaky on us and put the milk before the cereal
Let's be real, all the major decisions at this point are being made by skelechair
Thats a jojo mask
hey. is this illegal ?
oo ee oo
i hate this mod
Real?
@potent yoke
#yzkxi3 #fy #meme
BOOGIE WONDERLAAAAND😻😻😻😻 #catsoftiktok #kittycat #kitty #cattok #catcore #catslife #silly
mango>>>
looks angry, probably wants to fire someone
Skrill issue
lets just hope rodwave doesnt drop an album #2026 #avengers #gta6 #fyp

Rockstar games in nutshell
I'll kill Micah Bell
Plagiarism
Average spotlight user
@stark knoll
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
Oh
Jokes on you that doesn't work on me
Can you explain in normal
oh, there was no funny
I made a joke like 3 weeks ago way less offensive(for some people) than this yet it got deleted.

guilty gear character
inactive day


Cassie was basically a sex slave, fucking hell


@potent merlin


Absolutely gorgeous
Why can’t I not photo put
be level 5 then dm @wanton apex and apply for shitposter role
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tyes
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yes
Ah ok
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Holy fucking smokes
bro
I see you have followed my instructions, good job
You get high, then you fuck a bunch of girls and then you start crying

I see it dw
Me, whos been living here for 500 years:
"I ain't never seen anything unusual, it's just a hoax prolly"
make these new rules in this server
I don't get it
Think he thought it was a npc but realized it was a player
Oh ok
Mooted 
Same
Bro censor *ob, that word scares me

Marketing group needs to be questioned from that fashion show ass ad
what does jaguar even do now
failed marketing
So why is a seesaw called this?
What is happening
an important meeting
auto-translation
There is a spy!
They may have used futuristic theme rather than lipstick advertisement theme 
will they let me in church
Its automatic. It just recognizes the date passed and shuts off.
Hp printers are fucking evil
Black and white laser printers are the goat. They cost more up front and ink costs more, but the cost per page is much lower than inkjet, the cartridges last years, and they generally just work. Fuck inkjet all my homies hate inkjet
BCE infinity - 2025
Never gets old
epson ecotank. ink lasts 1-2 years
costs very low
nice, tho i personally have no use for color printing
I just got tired of canon printer mafia
idiots when they buy yusuf amir luxury finish:
the word of the day is..... https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP86q5DS3/
What in the chicken nugget
😞
wtf was in that, a thousand glass bottles?
prob all the makeup that comes in jars
5 year old me sneaking to the kitchen for late night food
sus
Wammen
crawl inside of it

do you say you're getting on bed, or getting in bed
Going to bed


Shit so expensive
🍺
You're my favourite person 
F for Favourite Mark
I'd take a bullet for you
turkey hopping turkey jumping jumping up and down stop it will you please stop it aye stop it gif
i want 🙂
You're mine!!!

Confused livarpool fan 
It happens when you bottle 2-0 leads sometimes
The difference is crazy
Im rattling you with being champion and the thing you come up with is a 2-2 draw
sportsball sucks
Cat better than @potent yoke
football
ronaldo if he was actually good
Awh
Jose Mourinho ego sticker🗣️ 🙏
I'm not drinking water that shits flavorless and there's no bubbles
It doesn't burn my insides like the hell I belong in

@light canopy history has been made 
Let's gooo
I'm happy for you



For a person who's experiencing 1080 output 30 fps whole time , this thing is a monster
I
you come PC next
I would've gotten a ps5 sooner if it could do super sampling
But no
They must make it bullshit
Maybe in the future , unemployed currently 
Not mention im so casual so im not sure getting pc is good for me 
Oh wait maybe it can 
PC is casual friendly as well
Its miracle i managed to get the ps5 right now 
I'm here for the discounts
Enjoy man

Perhaps laptop is good enough for me

I move a lot
Yeah
Memes and posting
Posting
Me when the propaganda movie gets made about how sad a war made the troops
Nissan altima
Look further
The wall of flesh

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No he's rich from the big heist cuts he's taken
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All the fuckin time! I even make my life GTA turn into an actor and open up a Florida -portal for the homies

reverse dwayne johnson
does anyone actually call the Viper a muscle car?
Same question
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