#memes-and-shitposting
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brand new car but slippery wheels, what is happening chat
Anyone ordered extra oranges?
Inflation hits hard man..
oppression
where could they be
That's a good one
new autonomous car LIDAR system broke
Here’s a fun fact about Uno: The game was originally invented in 1971 by a barber named Merle Robbins in Ohio to settle an argument with his son about the rules of a different card game! He made the first Uno decks himself and sold them out of his barber shop. Eventually, he sold the rights for $50,000 plus royalties—and now Uno is one of th...
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CHICKEN JOCKEY
I'd do that
For legal reasons I gotta say I would not participate in that activity
Driving slow is not illegal
Depending on your country, but in the US, for most states, drivving more than 15mph below posted speed limits will land you a ticket. You can also get one if on an highway where everyone's speeding and you're not, since you've made yourself a potential road hazard
Highway I know
the other one I'm not sure if it applies here
I doubt it considering how people drive
Correction: Driving more than 15mph below posted speed limit with no road / environmental hazards present. If it's pouring rain or icy, drive as slow as you need to not crash
I'd do that
Illegal
Obstructing traffic is a no no in these parts
In FL, you're liable for someone to ram you out the way if a cop doesn't pull you over xD
Progressive af
Wtf did I get a PS logo on my name, 0/10 don't like being labeled like this
Move bitch, get out da way
I thought you're gonna repeat the answers like an AI
In FL, you're liable for someone to ram you out the way if a cop doesn't pull you over xD
Nooo, you messed it up
You were supposed to say
Depending on your country, but in the US, for most states, drivving more than 15mph below posted speed limits will land you a ticket. You can also get one if on an highway where everyone's speeding and you're not, since you've made yourself a potential road hazard

You're sony property now
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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You're wrong in probably quite a few places on earth. I know American states each do things differently so there's probably one of the 50 that have minimum speed limits
I know there are minimum speeds you can go on certain roads here too
But yeah slow could mean anything I suppose
10 under, or more
Nah not even close. Fuck windows 10 too
Minimum speed on highways and technically "speed of traffic" everywhere. If you're going unsafe slow you can be ticketed or at least pulled over and told to speed up.
Enforcement is spotty as fuck though
Oops
The upgrade that should let you play all ps2 games with no problems
I actually remember there’s a video with ps4 , xbox one and switch in one pc build ( literal monster )
Nice
Zuckerberg has been effective in covering up footage where he accidently outs himself as a former-human turned lizard, by removing all unedited clips off the internet. But I knew I had it saved somewhere in the darkest depths of Tumblr, so I could bring it to you.
@unique sleet your new pfp
what the hell
saving this
Monday, left me broken
Tuesday, I was through with hoping
Wednesday, my empty arms were open
Thursday, waiting for love, waiting for love
Incredible, 🤌
Is that fucking caffeine powder
Gotta train your heart some how.
Bro is gonna get tracked down in less than a week by Nintendo 
"Harvest is plentiful this year"
Heck , i was happy with one that has water and floating rings 
Awesome game fr
I didn't have this till I was in middle school, this that rich people shit
nah, rich people get ponies
Was one of my mom's coworkers who gave me it along with a gbasp
middle class people got gameboys
but there is no middle class anymore
gone in 2008
just scraping the greece off the grill weights at work

Prob gonna track them down via fingerprint 😭
They're gonna check which serial number is missing, then cross-reference security cameras, probably.
jobs 🔥
a good show with 22 seasons or an amazing super cool but discontinued show with 1 season? cant decide whats better..
shit awful show with 30483 episodes
Guiding Light (known as The Guiding Light before 1975) is an American radio and television soap opera. Guiding Light aired on CBS for 57 years between June 30, 1952, and September 18, 2009, overlapping a 19-year broadcast on radio between January 25, 1937, and June 29, 1956. With 72 years of radio and television runs, Guiding Light is the longes...
This is what it’s like watching One Piece.
Bro witnessing history being made
@latent crest u need dat workout
I used to 😔 7 iced coffees a day
give or take a monster or two
Bro your heart must be playing geometry dash at this point
it was a silly time :3
all-nighters every other day during that, it was super nice
Caffine tolerance is a thing. Much like any other chemical, the more you use it, the more you'll need to get the same effect over time
I personally hate coffee and can't stand how people worship it like their favorite egirl
"Don't talk to me till I've had my coffee"
You do realize that if you're irritable and a major ahole until you've consumed a specific substance, it means you're chemically addicted to it, right?
Needing coffee to function : ❌
Using coffee for morning poop: ✅
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
No matter if it's long or short, I just whip it real good
🥲👍
or a show with perfect 1st season and bad 2nd season & ending 
It feels better when u shave it bald, one whip is enough in this case
Peak songwriting. Remember when that came out
good show with 22 seasons cuz when there are those really good shows i get depressed asf when i finish them
well i guess that goes for any good shows
is that lebron james hairline
hell naw
hell yeah
I love this gif
bro sneaked thrax
Nice pics 🔥
MY thrax


yes
It was just what I had at the time
That was the last time I played gta
I had just won it by manipulating the wheel
So i took pics
For wallpaper
Can't go wrong with a truffade
Missed 2
Tried to not show my character as much so they worked as wallpaper
And idk we don't have a Media channel so this is next best channel
yea
second pic needs to tone down the colors

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so if this murdi
What a goober
who's the other guy
Who
Murdii is murdvac
Then there RemRam
I think you're talking about
They're not same person
Murdii has always had the blue hair girl
who's Argentinian

Ah
gn
why is he shouting
🐘
what do you call an elephant that's not important?
No such thing. Everybody is important in their own unique way.
irrelephant
Very disrespectful

murdicus
Mythical post pull 37
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Not the 90's sitcom ahh leave 
Bold from you to assume I will start eating healthy tomorrow
Never happens
How does it feel to kill someone
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nice mustache
gta 6 leaked map
are u?
allegedly
maybe, but i dont post stuff like that
posted notch's private minecraft world hes owned since 2009
saw this
After 4 months at the gym I asked a guy for his name and he was not ready for that question
This isn't even a meme
It's too real
/joincrew
Those damn cheaters in legacy 😂
Bro what
Apple taste better than key
I’ve seen people open doors with lime pies before, can’t be that big of a stretch.
There is still cheaters there? Damn

nah whats going on in roblox
i wonder how many memes we could have not featuring cats
I, too, wonder.
#breakingbad #shorts #memes #funny #meme
Our entire solar system would be sucked into a black hole that size
I see this as an absolute win.
Hell yeah
supa mario ahh
Its impressive if you can get into melee range in a game of paintball. Mfs spray EVERYWHERE
If you look like you not on the team for even a second some shitling 12yo will light you up with half his fucking paint and then ask ME for a top up because I carry cannisters
Fuckers waste so much paint
i miss u too you handsome bastard
NO
US SEALS sneaking ashore in Cambodia for an undercover op, 1970
Twice the Greed, Double the Fall
That's you
Oki
💯
lol the music sounds like the doors on purpose I love it
riders on the storm
Thanks
Is that ringo
who


Is that John Wick's dog
When big cat cubs are rejected by their mother, Zoos will sometimes appoint a dog as a surrogate. The cats end up recognizing the dog as their matriarch. This also happened with a group of tigers
Nice if thats true (because shitposting) :D
They also use dogs to help big cats deal with anxiety
What a gentleman
Do i want
Send your best memes
Nice memes guys
ty

agree
water man
Man melon
Mango
average gta lobby
Can't tell if it's a meme or if I just got spoiled after so long
Has to be a meme
No swimming in milk
i miss mumei
What that M means there? Millions?
Ye
Expensive
imagine staying up all night because you couldn't sleep and instead started developing a discord server from the ground up? (Noo i'd never do that everrrr) im totally not suffering from insomnia and going crazy nooooo
when life starts sounding like this song >>> #literallyme #relatablecontent #fypp #viral #creatorsearchinsights
The fact that i know him
Was fucking spamming the shit out of me with discord call
Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community
Requested by: @stable ledge
Gta
Ik buddy tried to scam me outta money
jeez
Ngl Ubisoft games are quite shit
Nowadays yeah
wtf
Full of rat in tummy
cold
but why is she so interested in being in the fridge
it doesn't make any sense because it's not due to the food
she just likes being in it
Cats can't be read
Ok listen
cats like boxes right?
Fridge is a big box
and it's cold
Too large for a cat to feel the "charm" of a box
i didnt know if this should go here as it is gta related
any memes/shitposting goes here, whether it be gta-related or not
got it
bri ish army
Macho
Please stop doxxing Buñelo
sexo macho
He has his Tricks dont worry, even you Trapped into it by spelling his name wrong, Feds never get him..
good luck turtle
sexo macho...
that happens all the time lmfao
kaboom
Can't make those jokes no mo
if we're seeing this many people get past the filter
there must be an absurd amount of people who do get caught by it
I guess the trick is to butcher your spelling or grammar /s
guyssss i need som1 to join bong dong b2b
I wonder if the bot functions here too
I don't want to test it because then I might be timed out for an actually sizeable amount of time
why are rats so dam cute
you have no idea
trillions
what in the fuck
Mark Ferrero shark Ferrero
Happened to me once, from that moment I always get a spotter
Unless it's on an empty bar for a warmup
I just dont clip one of the sides
People tend to hide the clips for some reason :(
Methane check 🗣️
@potent merlin we are one of the first people to ever see such a disturbing mimic chest cosplay
congratulations
Showtime !
you took what you need then left me for dead.
i'll be haunting you.
looks like jd vance
what a superb owl
birb
🥭
!jumbo 
@thorn carbon
!jumbo ? Is that the mod command to make raptor bot say stuff?
Well... mod/admin. You get what I mean.
Its a mod cmd to make emojis in full image i guess
Same with pfp
jumbo (jumbo size) (make an image or emoticonji big)
Top 5 moves we hitting all summer || blue shirt guy dancing salsa assumption edit #fyp #viral #edit #summer #creatorsearchinsight #dance #trend
Ofcourse
you're getting mpreg reacted for this on
Didn't even finish sleep I and they making sequels
*** sleep 4 when ***
Car storage
Yes ( make sure its work day for full effectiveness )
Not fall asleep faster
just sleep
Oh...
If you mean the sleep itself then no .
Its a sleep not a game to speed run 
I can't listen to this after 5 seconds bruh
The audio is fine 😭
yOu HaVe SeLecTeD pLAy
Most of their modern games have that on by default lol
I don't play "modern" ones
Only ubisoft games I played were for honor, r6s and south park ones
Never tried out GRB?
same
remastered or og ?]
!jumbo 
Fun fact, at one point I proposed giving users access to jumbo in memes and shitposting but it was decided it would be abused
!jumbo 😔
I didnt know thats a pillow, thank you old man

yw old man
!jumbo 
do not be sad

i don't know, i just pulled a random driving vid ages ago
I Don't even know the title
Look up the ghost recon franchise and have a look, the latest one, breakpoint, deserves a try
Oh that
Yea I don't really dig it
Up to you lol
Average state agent meeting 1990(real)
My body has mixed emotions right now
"Why the mimic kinda..."
Thigh high socks 😍
bro
no
Are you an average person who pets chop?
yes
Ouch?
She's immortal it's probably fine
Fym "no", it's my own interest 😤
Too political
a lot of developed countries target 2% of inflation per year, and over a period of time you'd observe that wages are actually following inflation
but recognize that part of the reason wages don't keep up is because of the concept of "sticky wages", where wages don't really change even though other factors change
for the past six years, we've had significant global events decimate the global economy, meaning that inflation has risen higher than we've ever seen ever since countries like the united states and canada started targeting the 2% inflation rate in around the middle of the 1990 decade
is it shitposting if i explain macroeconomics
anyways basically, the world flipped upside down and wages are sticky, meaning that we can't afford anything right now and probably won't for the next five more years
Is there any longer name of a file? 
Oh fwig I tink I gotta BLAST
"child labor" 😭
how do I craft a pick? I keep messing up
You need to top up on Carrot it's half used
Its on the right there, right click and hit alt and F4
me when i leg strain after stretching in the morning
Buzz cut
Bro got the minecraft linux
Get it?
wtf is this thing
Car
He didn't trust me one bit
#meme #comedy #funny #piratesofthecaribbean #lawyer #jacksparrow
parenting is easy
NAHHH
Cat was like: oh god what do we have here

"you two are useless for this army!'" - arluno, marshal in the north korean army after two idiots broke truck
"idiots" - also arluno
Alcoholic alert 🚨 
Have you ever seen Milo the critic videos?
I love this
Nice music tbh
Theater Jockey
Lol
One of the times i want the boss to defeat me 
your fired
Tom Servo?
he legit sounds like:
"I didn't have a choice" is killing me
bye dinosaurs rahhhh 🏎️🏎️ #porsche #cars #youngfounder #business #rich #fyp
car meet fail


when will gypsy crusader be back and show us the next step of the operation 🙏
I forgot that guy existed
rn as a matter of fact
the only funny thing he's ever done
is that one clip of him reacting to the kid vaping on omegle
sorry but if you're looking for funny, you're in the wrong place bub
man of limited taste
did u just assume his gender
what else does he do other than being a nazi
that's it right
Memes and posting
shit
how do u still have premium 
Who knows
more humane than most politicians
at least he's honest about being a nazi
Oh that's what you meant I forgot they were going to remove premium
Strong gl
gang
real
Don't forget she drives a current-year SUV with no loans to pay
I heard fashies get the bashies, now I am conflict
Osaka in the Yugoslavian war
On the bus
THE * MOST * EFFECTIVE WAY TO SHIT! (100% REAL) (BO6) (AFTER PATCH)
*** gta online money glitch no scam legit 2025 ( after enhanced version ) ***
I can feel the india in the picture
😭
reminds me of the Quality assurance lab at work. It is unable to be used due to EXTREME levels of black mold that has festered for so so long.
It's not even centered 😭
ouh ai sludge
blocked
Real
I wonder how many grams of fiber I've consumed through just paper candy sticks
Enough to treat constipation
Life is hard man
Wtf is this
SpongeBob decided to build a house on the bus?
bus
my therapist after my card got declined
Treat
Why cant i post images?
You need level 5 in the server to get image perms, and then you need to apply for the shitposter role to post images in this channel as well
How i get level five wise gurka?
Be active in text chat
Ah oki
as a snart, it is my duty to answer the call 
old people mentality 😭
I really hope they fix this economy bullshit in the mext gta
$500,000 top of the lone penthouse but a Honda Civic costs $1,700,000...
It's so fucking dumb
don't forget that a chevy impala costs more than a lamborghini sesto elemento apparently
or that a policr corvette costs more than a fucking ac130
https://vt.tnktok.com/ZShNQcrm6/
gta 7 before gta 6 lets go
GTA 6 officially released statement confirming delay 😭 #streamers #gta #gta6
wild R*
Gta 6 got delayed


How are companies allowed to keep making microphones this shit 😭
the
When the
def hate when my laptop about to have a nuclear meltdown too
well played
Reggae has only one beat and it slaps every time 
Tunes from Jah mi Bredda
Mi seh!
Only someone who can't play drums would say this
Some wild innovative shit. It's rock and pop that has like, 1 beat with tiny little variation
Me on kjah west 
Radio:
K-Jah (Dancehall, Reggae)
DJ: Natalie Walsh Davis
Tracklist:
0:09 - 3:50 Peter Bouncer - "Ready for the Dancehall Tonight"
4:01 - 6:52 Kenny Knots - "Ring My Number"
8:08 - 11:04 Richie Davis - "You Ha Fe Cool"
11:13 - 14:25 Selah Collins - "Pick a Sound"
14:27 - 17:34 Kenny Knots - "Watch How the People Dancing"
18:22 - 21:21 ...
This is the shit right here
i think QC isn't on their budget 
It sounds like the mic itself is fine, dude just has his gain turned allllll the way tf up to the point the mic is maxed out. On top of that, he's talking louder than normal
Jung is a genius for this one
memes and posting
She little in the middle but she got much back 🥷

never soeak again

eat
healthier

I'm sick John
The full story 
Hi sick John
Slow and painful death my brother
Today is another day for acid sale


Samus got a new suit? I liked the red one better.
so glad i got this cuz blocked, allows me to stay focused on whats really funny
Fortnite 2
Tbh, idek what is this
Megaman
Oh.. its like 20-25 years I heard that last time
Good game, I dont even remember what platform
Sega or Nintendo probably?
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LUMBAGO IS AN ACTUAL NAME IN RDR2?????

I'm real sick John
Compared to Historical Events and Pop Culture:
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Internet commercialization (1990s): JJBA was around before the modern internet.
Pokémon Red & Blue (1996): JJBA predates Pokémon.
PlayStation 1 Release (1994): JJBA is older than the PlayStation brand.
Windows 95 launch: JJBA is from the MS-DOS era.
Nelson Mandela’s release from prison (1990): JJBA was already running for 4 years.
Michael Jordan's first NBA championship (1991): JJBA came 5 years before his first ring.
isn't it weird that miss universe competition is only consisted of human 
Stupid competition
Part 9 will probably end in like 2027
GTA6 will come before jojo ends 
I swear Araki is immortal
A vampire
64 yo man
Looks younger than me
One of them is smart and he banged me… (no ammo left)
Not seasoned I can tell
there's oregano I think
How about some effin LAMBSAUCE!!!1!1!1!11!1
It's missing anchovies and asparagus
<insert bubblebass.gif>
gta5 finally updated the cops :O
and im scared now
💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
I did not expect that building lmfao
is ts cgi?
@cyan oasis
suffer
https://youtu.be/UIp6_0kct_U?si=WEFkUUwuY3liDCvT
Goburin
Credits:
Arrangement: さつき が てんこもり
Lyrics: さつき が てんこもり
Vocals: ココ
Original title: 砕月
Source: 東方萃夢想 ~ Immaterial and Missing Power
Album: 幻想郷ミソギバライ(Gensoukyou Misogibarai)
Circle: Astral Trip
Original PV Title: 【東方3DPV風】砕月 (ココ&さつき が てん...
I've already watched it m8
I find pickles inside the burger kinda nasty because they get soggy and warm but some (usually non-fastfood) places give you a nice long crispy pickle slice on the side and it’s yummy 
The Amount of Yelling for my Highly Competent Teammates throughout a Heist
what the dog
bro that's a dawg
jk
That's MegaMan bruh 😭
memes posting
Why can't I post a meme I made here?
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
What the heck i can’t send either
By having xbox?
Theres a role to post here
And how can I change that
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

I was the skeleton lord of rules all along!
Idk
You tricked me
I did no such thing
Did you open a modmail
I want to send el cato
Me when i study frfr
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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omg can’t wait for this fall 😊

I swiped my finger three times to get past this entire text
Physical labor
that's an interesting social club user
how the fuck does one have all those wiimotes
ask poofesure
When the gta officer rethinks how he’s gonna support his whole family with the cop salary
Trying to gather courage to walk up to a dude that looks like a terrorist








