#memes-and-shitposting
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All you do is make love to me. And all I am is just a link to you.
how is he so chill
I wanna see a version of this where he's standing in the middle of a gore fest with a caption that says "Sorry, I lost my cool for a moment."
yes
bad meme 
Is this @potent merlin
😭😭😭
As a matter of fact, i did have mcdonalds today
Casino Heist in a nutshell
I
Thanks
Mooted

@clever mantle
when will you 100% RE5
Well i gotta buy it 1st
buy it NOW
😭
dont give credit
observe
o in not in comnunity
community
Wrong channel
Your shitppster privilege have been revoked for 14 days
that's the word on the street
Why does a water bag factory exist
Nanomachines son
Hey
hey
Hmm this is a haha Deja vu
@tawdry quiver
There's so much more, dude really needed to go outside and touch grass
gauss rifle

This mf
💀
And no, I wasn’t being serious w him lmao I was tryna make a joke that he didn’t pick up on..
why is there a baby crying at the end
w
everyone who played midtown madness 2 did that in the early 00s
you could go to the subway with your car
Fr fr
a
Omega Ruby Alpha Sapphire was a great game and you can't tell me otherwise
damn this is old old
Lol
Ok
I laughed
"you cant hear an image"
I was born then, but tbh it felt that way in the late 2000's too
Peak time period
(we are umm, not gonna mention the stock market crash and the economical crisis that followed afterwards
)
Look, they say the universe works in a strange way and it must be true because we ain't from the same background or same place but me and Lesley ended up on that same train. I'm talking everyday.
I used to wake up around 7 or 8 to catch the 09:06 from Norbury station. Two different worlds in the same location. One day we ended up speaking but I would talk about college and she would talk about meetings and how she's planning on leaving, how she hates what she does but she needs it.
I asked her what she would do when it's the weekend but she said, she said, "I don't know myself, I don't know myself no more".
She used to be the life of the party for true and now she's going out hardly ever, her man got her in the yard forever and she can’t even see it but for them it’s clear as day she’s in a situation. Her friend, Hannah had a man that was manipulative and she can see it from a mile off - turtle neck jumpers, makeup around her eye spots. All the signs were there but Lesley made it seem a light affair and said it wasn't right to share.
Her boyfriend was a mystery man, I didn't know much about him but he's been in the can. His name's Jason and he's a bad boy with no reasoning. To be honest, I don't know what Les sees in him cause she's a good girl with a sweet heart but they both got demons and a deep past.
You know opposites attract apparently.
Wouldn't this just slam you into the ground?
that's the point
Why think about it so hard
As they should have
What does this do?
Literally nothing. The ball was just a normal pokeball colored gold


Yo what is shitposting exactly
!shitposting @shadow smelt
!shitposting @gilded bough
@gilded bough Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @light canopy
I'm currently watching indigo league , very awesome 
I have not watched any after jhoto league
After jhoto league pokemon was appealing
I mean it was great but I couldn't connect well
ye 
I couldnt really watch these in order as a kid so
I'm doing this now and it feels great
true
Youtube thinks its being funny asf with these recommendations bro istg 
The door is worse 


it looks so long wtf
The PS1 lara croft tiddies ahh lookin car
Speaking of shitposting, why TF is kanye suddenly all over my motherfucking spotify. This motherfucker is as bad as linkin park

Bruh, I never
I always skip their shit, and they come back more.
need 3 people to do prison break with me x
@sacred eagle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
Requested by: @hushed cave
How do I block 'artists'
dont give them paintbrush
Quality shitpost. Amazing. You win the internet.
Ok, good suggestion, not applicable here, but good start
one word - convenience
Fr very sigma of him
this hurts my eyes..
Thank god they covered that guys name
443
What the fuck
Do Spain version
Do
Make
posting and mem
lmao
W
Wall sent me here and i obey her



Its never about the Goal guys its about the Travel we make
My dear
You can game on for eternal bro wheres the problem

Brazilian Miku?
As a boy I can confirm
who's Lydia
Lydia
My pocket mercenary
Lydia is from the original Witcher, she's one of the first monsters you fight
Forgot the cabbages
I keep my house in my pocket and my car keys
26 keys
He’s so sus

I dreamt so long but I never thought it would be like this
Thank you
real
i watched gen 1, some of Orange Islands, a bit of gen 3, a lot of gens 4 and 5, and the entire gen 6 💀
New addictions bundle unlocked
Looks the same like 3 weeks ago where all ppl went crazy for that Dubai chocolate
It did sound funny because the time between every O and A was shorter than usual
Catball
Could you really… and I mean REALLY pull off that Corner?
Did I hear Arab memes?
Wait I already deal with half of these
eepy
Blurry image quality or ai, what do we think? 🤔
it's a bit weird but i don't think it's ai
That's right. Up here in Canada, we don't use firearms unless absolutely necessary (unlike our neighbor) instead we use our fists
...
e

f
Ngl
I do be using the sprites
When running support
sponge
Poop
equally as dangerous as speeding
Are furries animals?


Animal crolty
I don’t know why people constantly feel the need to bully minimum wage workers like that.
😭

uhhhh low empathy
what does this mean
Low sense of common decency and low empathy are two vastly different factors. Arguably, since minimum wage employees are the most vital members of our society, it could also be low common sense or high ignorance. I'll let you choose which applies to them.
clout
depends on how u feel that day 🔥
chat don't bully minimum wage workers

yeah
😭 why u gotta give me so many options for audio loops?..

🍳

Edp as decoy
Thanks
Be sure to preheat your power cables before cooking!
balls
balls
me too
probably the same price in a min
real
fake
Cant relate
Is this not the official gta discord?
There isn't one. At least not yet. This server is unaffiliated with Rockstar.
There is
You're so old news
Specifically GTA?

Exactly.
They have rdr and gta
Only two games relevant nowadays
Why would they make a whole gta server and another one for red dead
That's what they did here, but go off, I guess.


What
I have this channel hidden, AND someone pinged me, likely with an image that got ratted by raptor
It was I
I have no shitposting terms so it got deleted

Is that mew2?
gta 6 will release on ps4 too
Why she not in her game bruh
Damn... remembering this made me somehow nostalgic
If this takes off the comment section is gonna be a shit show
Every time someone sees that one girl “wall” @upper vigil
Atomized
Elaborate please

Insomnia.

forgot
me too
Wot
No no no no see. Last of us CHANGED THAT. From 1972 until 2013 they made Mario Bros over and over again. Constantly, several times per year.
gta mods
I actually think nintendo should be held as a separate conversation from playstation and xbox. By and large ps/xb are going for simulations of reality with ever finer graphics.
Nintendo is different. Mario and Link collect hearts, not medicine. Even their modern classics BOTW and ToTK have a cartoonish gloss with the magnet powers and whatnot. It's not meant to be a simulation, the way Forza, COD or GTA are. I think the deep acting and narrative depth in games like TLOU just aren't what Nintendo is going for.
They generally are. For the longest time Nintendo has been the odd kid playing by themselves. Often Nintendo fans don't participate in console wars, but brand wars. They're actually likely to have another console (ps/Xbox) but value the brand or a game line (all Pokemon/all Zelda) over any single console/ game.
Yeah I think of PS/Xbox players as gamers adjacent to computer gamers. Nintendo is almost like... star wars/harry potter/lotr territory. It's just a different kind of gamer and fandom. Gotta hand it to em - they built an island.
They're built different I guess is what I mean lol
Not EVERY game on xbox and ps is tryina look super-realistic.
They're like apple fans when it comes to defending their brand. They like their walled garden, even if they leave it to play with the other kids
Just got my first DUI. I was drivyn under the influence of your love
Was it wrong? Was it right? Who knows.
But it made us human. And it made you more of a woman.
Please try to be funny
y

nintendo is just better
Please try to fuck off
Allow people to post their thoughts, we ain't your clowns
"The perfect collab doesnt exist"
The collab:
That's John Marston 
And they say infinity war is the most ambitious crossover.....
I'm f-bi
pookie :3

ZoZo
brutal
My perms aren't working 
No 
ModMail said I did 
reapply
🤔
Yeah just did


you're not a playstation player right?
Xbox Series
Thank you 

F-bi ? Are you ULP's favourite agent
?

Yes, this channel and particularly you are
Please try to be funny clowns

Console players $70+ scam
PC players $0
You just proved the point 
Well that's one way to fight..... 
Ps5 has a broadcast mode, can deploy to OBS studio and do what tho wilt
"I think it's damp."
How do you know when a Finnish man is madly in love with his wife?
He almost tells her.
Finnish more like Finished
hello memes and shitposting
In pretty sure NSFW isn't allowed here 
y
Cuz rule 3 exists
🤓
And this being a 13+ server is also a thing
"Erm Rule 3 exishts" 🤓 ☝️
Just saying 😜
Das me fr
💀 🙏
Don't mess with me or the wolf will come out
What does this resemble
We both know 
Hello
brah y
The people are waiting so give them what they want
Sowy
😐
😔👊

and then I ewo so that you don't get the kill and instead potentially get your car damaged 👹

Same feeling 
I like this show
When you forget to fill your car gas 
I do the same but with ice cream
That's why you're so hansom
hi guys
Hello user
My type of humour 

What kind of single shot is that, why tf is its fuse so fast

...
As an adult that sounds absurd. Like the kind of thing you'd do while baked... but it was legit. We did that before without a second thought
there was always someone who threw up bcz P.E. was right after lunch
You should see me somehow having the energy for PE when it's my 1st hour






Doggobama
dm me

u-um 😳

So man
What are you the clown counter
[insert very FUCKING HILARIOUS phoho]
Photo of all times would laugh again ign 10/10
Ty
@upper vigil @granite radish @regal bison yep seems about right 
Pinging me in the forbidden channel, you have sinned
Sowee 🥺
It's a funny tho right? 🤣
hahahahahaha
I want some milkshake
Marry her


@potent merlin
Real😭
what does this mean
Final Fantasy X-2 was the first direct sequel to a mainline Final Fantasy [ffx]. The game seemingly took a turn towards more happy and upbeat narrative choices and this put off many people who sadly didn't give it a chance. This meme explains that.
ah
i honestly have no attachment to final fantasy so i didnt get it
maybe i should go play all of them

Lmao I bet it wasn’t easy

I NEED MORE BULLETS
BIGGER WEAPONS
Hey Vsus
Michael isn't here 

Doge
Leaked burger shot heist
I have yet to try that delicious combo..... 
Usually, you'd make it by yourself .
nah, mcdonalds coke is better
Im thinking of trying this with pepsi .
Coke isn't my thing 
No I mean all cokes
all cokes are better at the restaurant
they use syrup to make them wich is why they taste better
but i agree, pepsi is better than coke 
I see , for some reason i thought its the opposite which is why i prefer canned soda

Def gonna buy a Switch 2 cause of this
Be better if it gave you a fish, or at least taught you how
Growing up whenever we had rootbeer floats I always had coke float instead because I hate the medicine-y taste of rootbeer




https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/DGQqMHjS61i/?igsh= @potent merlin
I'll miss you 
Anybody know where this cat is from?
Lmao
I just care about the cat not really the meme
Perfect loaf
Real
My son, the mouse is the food

Built-in flamethrower
damn dawg i jus logged into this discord for the first time in forever lol i used to use this server like 5+ years ago i hope it’s still fire
it is good
Bro is one of the founding fathers
How to basic
It isnt
Italia would like to know your location
no
I'd believe it
this is why I love DVDs
I wanted to watch pokemon movies and series and dug a lot of paid streaming apps to find out the official pokemon yt channel has everything uploaded on their youtube channel
@regal bison @granite radish lmao 🤣
https://fxtwitter.com/Gaspafv/status/1891412279004176704?t=X42ApmxPO-XaeSRb5XKayg&s=19
The most random battle pass 😂
I mean they're not wrong 

How can i get unlimited riches in the sot of the sea of thieves? 📡
People who play Festival songs on Xtreme at 2x speed are an entirely different species
Not cool, Squidward. Don't say that again.
Garbage. Everyone who played RuneScape knows that chainmail is weak to stab attacks. Get some plate armor >:|
Nah its just ps4 is too good
Best console ever
lmaoo
lmao
Food poisoning right there
You can leave it to cook for longer but ight
Well at some point we are bound to have diminishing returns

Same
yeah me too
Bro what
ty
I wanna fuck around and find out
Is that the demon core?
There is no meme. Only fighter jet
yeah
i need to post it somewhere because its 15mb
so i can grab video link and send it to where i actually want to send
REAL ASF 🤣
yes

Haram
Hey look it's violin 
@spark vigil what are u doing
I was testing something out but I got my answer so I’m done

Were you testing the flying battery?

I want this.
meowna lisa
Where women have the most curly hair? || Africa ||
Nope, can't say that I have
memes
Ngl there are a few folks I have come across in parking lots who absolutely deserve this note
There's one on my street who can't parallel park so just throws it at an angle at, and half on, the kurb and path
Not sure if they can't drive or they're just lazy
And deez nuts
I need this door mat
thats gorgeous
thats gorgeous
thats gorgeous
One more time
Cute cup noodles
iam not able to share anything right here
@wanton apex
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
If Beethoven was deaf how could he see the piano
By his eyes obviously
That's gorgeous
When my car make a weird smell I just increase the radio volume
Translation : Good morning men
They need more practice on it as parallel parking gets easier over time
Only reason I'm good at it personally is cause I started in a car I didn't mind hitting the curb with, more confidence just going for it and adjusting after
Ehhh, save me
Blessings pon ur winders, prayz da ceiling cat
wait fr ?
Would it say rockstar has comfirmed if IT WAS FAKE 🤨
- didnt mean then caps 😭
Mooted
Unmoot yourself
Rip snake arms that shit was fucking crazy
bro can scratch his elbow with the same hand
Huh MK2 what
Like the python and Krait MK2 in elite dangerous?
February only has 28 days.
Lemme post
ban
Just like me
Wanna see a shitpost? Lookit the stock markets
The true kanye east
Paste that
Not much to see if you keep your searches clean
You learn and just type in the website directly

I licked the gun as I knew that the revenge was sweet
This has to be some type of a joke 
Toshinori is such a badass. Sure everyone likes AM because he's so good at everything but toshi is the one behind the smile
Toshinori is the only reason I watched my mid academia
LIVE IN IGNORANCE AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS
Alr I'll go shop for some memes
Why can’t I post shit in here
You're not an approved person to post shit
Mojang was cooking ngl
true
💀 💀


Mojang 
Shut up gamer


@hidden carbon hope this helps
lol
Ow man I can't do a shitposting shootout for my memes are a bit unhinged
I don't have enough memes for a shootout so
I see
Actually that's a lie, I just don't want to siphon through them
Saving them for the right moment
If I continually added memes as I collected them the number would have cleared a thousand by now
I still don't know what the limit is for topics in this channel lol
What's wrong with you
That's what I said when I saw the photo the following morning
I can't tell you whether it was intentional or not
I'm trying to remember which ones I got from here so I don't inadvertently plagiarize lmao
SO YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THAT RUN AND TELL THAT RUN AND TELL THAT HOMEBOY! 😡👊

we should have stopped at femboy hooters
Reels memer ahh 
Yo
good ol hearty laughter
His ass will ignore for eternity
Who added furries to fortnite 

baby u love the way i do it when im loving yo body
baby u love the way i do it when im loving yo body
Stop before I send you to gulag
y
I love doing that


im on that good kuuuushhhh and alcohoooooooooool
im on that gooooooood kushhhh and alcohoooool
god i hate that version

lmao 
Weed water?

Why cant i post memes x-x
Too 😦
Sorry 
Bro i miss Bo2 so much
If Willofthelight spawn I will send memes
i think it would have been fine™️ without the nipple, so i'd prob delete it to stay on the safe side
Then we do that
Banned soon ™️
!rule 3 @vernal vine
NSFW or objectionable content of any kind is strictly prohibited. If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.
@vernal vine
@lean oxide
If it continues you'll be removed

Violette saw
And only sent a warning after it was removed

Can I get a honorary ban

! ban @light canopy


Sigmapose
What's this exercise called
refer to the text above
















