#memes-and-shitposting
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🚭
alcohol and tobacco are bad. but their emojis are funny.
smol gif
Bro is going through it
Spicy box
Is that cat the same has
I'm the butt police and I'm looking at your rear, rear!
I'd climb up and gently bring the car down with ease if they let me
@mental pond
now I want a mocha from starbucks 
Look at the logo 🐱
lol
You
it's just a cat, just go
"Most amazing side profile we've ever seen!!"
Since what, the Hapsburgs?
whos cat yesing in here
Speaking of shitposting, there is a player on ps5/ps4 gta, that has literally stalked me and my friends for more than 7 years
|-AH-64_Apache-|
They shoot into facilities, hangars, go god mode whenever there is one, literally all the cheating. Right now, in my lobby, this cheater persists
All things you can learn watching youtube, not good at all
Reported a billion times. Is there somewhere we could submit hours of video of them breaking all the rules
Biggest stalker ever, call em my fan club
Holy earrape 🙉
Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
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!gta @quartz bough
@quartz bough Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community
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Aurora jumpscare
💀
I had a windows 7 and I did that with windows 10
Solid upgrades
Same with 100% juice
Same 
@celest pagoda
that chair seems about just as good for your back
Be playing like a 14th century European king
bro have a Royal setup
The doggo looks like a chill guy
U win twice going to the car meet
Show up with at the car meet with daddy's little girl
That could ruin everything 
Well, if you're not genuine about it, then yeah
He will beat you up, then is your chance to promise to make her happy and be there for her forever
For me, I'll try to know the dad and get closer to him, or at least introduce my self 5he right way, not by sneaking behind his back to get his girl. Family goals
sTiiCk-y-SiTuA-tIoNz.
Society
Dog moves security camera so he can secretly eat food on the table
probably has its own engine
Battery 🔋

And it costs 20k
If u swing it 5 times u lose 1% 🔋
That's an awfully hot coffee pot 🤓
@granite radish peak vs peak at the box office

This is humor, of the comedic variety. You make express your laughter in the comments below
Get better
No I saw it and thought it was funny seeing someone see how the world works
66.667% wally
I love this one

No
Smol doggo
Medium doggo
Sky doggo
guys is adolf a good name for my kid?
Yes, especially in Germany 
I could stare at a snail walk for the whole day
It's interesting
What a cute and an awesome fella
Which do you prefer slug or snail
Snail most times
Tutel
cars looking cute
Average horse has more than 1 hp tho 


Zawg died bro💔💔
This is the same studio that does those Hot Wheels shows for cartoon Network
Or the same studio that does dragon Prince
That animation giveaway
Is it on netflix
Poor guy in the bottom right 💀
Medium rare doggo
Anyone ever fuck up soooo bad and be like damn i fucked up or is it just me.
I fumbled the bag. And the bag was perfect
Damn
🦫
the hell does that even mean what happened to english
wyd in this situation
crash into the left one, fly out the car and land into the orange truck and beat the driver up for driving like that
press and hold triangle to stunt jump out of the car
like Rico Rodriguez in Just Cause 3
The White Truck is just a setup by the orange Truck like the saying that Black cats are bad luck whoch is a rumor spread by orange cats
"i wanna watch something on youtube but i dont actually want to watch it, i just need something playing"
Germans be like: i know a shortcut
Both overpaid
Please come now 🗣🔊🔥
Toot that thang up papi
Civil war catalyst
How do I get to
How to post image
Murdii, you were supposed to post the copypasta, not join the side needing it
I blame the people paying money willing to watch a woman strip online
More than the woman
don't blame the player blame the game 🙏 some of us just built to play the game better
This game allows you to talk with an actual AI powered by ChatGPT. The goal: convince your Yandere AI Girlfriend to let you leave her apartment. Yandere AI Girlfriend Simulator ~ With You Til The End Update (Now called AI2U) update! My AI girlfriend (Lady) has a new look and new apartment!
Thanks to Alterstaff for sponsoring this video!
Down...
This guy is wholesome, he freed AI
My lawyer advised me not to comment

how many times did u fart today
Hard to say
Big man Blastoise 🗣️
Meow
Lady gaga

Lol
why doesn't jayson also start an of is he stupid
Big man Blastoise 🗣️
The Video is cool but the Caption has more meme Potential
he's all in
That's a blessing
LMAO

classic gypsies in greece
No space gang relatable
…. Is this a joke? No like for real? I was talking about a FUCKING VIDEO GAME.
(Bitlife) I never mentioned or depicted an real individual or entity you fucking bozos but just for this, you can delete my account and I’ll find an alternative application. 💀
Sent them a rather nasty support ticket but idgaf because this is actually bullshit
Come to Lemmy!
Lemmy.world
Bet
😄
The app I use is Jerboa
@timber lotus
This is Boost
Jerboa
Uhh looks like Liftoff is broken
Not joking I sent them a fucking BOOK explaining how ridiculous the ban is and I’m either expecting a extremely aggressive response or an extremely sorry response, if they send me an aggressive response then ill be threatening legal action unless they change their policies (I am in law school with a 94% GPA after all)
I’m not gunna do legal action but I’ll threaten it considering they threw a ban at me for nothing

There's an All and a Subscribed
You can just block Sublemmys
all of them need to be political. i said so
Lemmy is Federated.
Think not one Reddit, but 10. Each one is the full Reddit. You sign up to whichever one you like the most, and that's your home Lemmy. (Sometimes people don't like the admin, like lemmy.ml leans VERY pro-china, as an example)
Each reddit propagates the subreddit content to the others. So you have lemmy.world memes and lemmy.ml memes you can see and subscribe to@timber lotus
each Lemmy is owned by someone different
This is how we avoid a corporation owning everything and telling you what you cannot post
Like....Threads
No one Federated with Threads because we hate meta. There's a strong left leaning bias to almost all of lemmy
(you can avoid politics, but as a whole that's the user base)
Cool, ill check it out. And i hate but also enjoy politics.. 😂 😭
fetid moppet
this feels right
Oh yeah using it while dating would probably backfire



Color me not fucking surprised.
One taking the picture
Front row. He’s leaving out his price tag.
I was showing the layout of Jerboa, not looking to start a discussion with that lol
Cant relate
Golden retriever puppies reunite with the woman who delivered them.
Occurred on March 9, 2024 / Woodstock, Georgia, USA
"My wife, who is a Labor and Delivery nurse, delivered this litter of Golden Retriever puppies in January of 2024 in Woodstock, GA for our good friend. She has developed a very special bond with them, and this is their reacti...
aww haha 


chess
Newspaper guy
Me next
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Typhloshion is love Typhloshion is life
Thanks to the outsanding @MeggieEliseVA for voicing the pokegirl!
💀
Anxiety effects serotonin levels, and serotonin effects your digestive system
Skeletor will be back with more medicacts
Posting
late night drives are the GOAT 🚘
Fiwst uu need to weach wevew 5, then uu need to wwite into @wanton apex and wequest pewmission to post them. Then it's a pwocess of finding da memes uu want to steaw fwom da bwoadew intewnet, downwoading them into a fowdew on uuw computew, going to discowd, hitting da pwus button in da diawog box which wiww open a sepawate window that awwows uu to sewect da image fiwe, and then uu'ww wanna navigate uuw fiwe bwowsew to da diwectowy that contains da fiwe uu downwoaded which wiww haz to be some fowm of image fiwe ow video that fits within da wequiwed pawametews and uu can then eithew "doubwe-cwick" on that fiwe to sewect it ow simpwy cwick it once and, once it's been highwighted by uuw Opewating System, cwick entew. At this point Discowd shouwd haz a pweview of uuw image dispwayed within da message box whewe uu can add additionaw text ow images to uuw meme sewection as uu see fit. Once uu feew uu'we weady to hit send, take a moment to make suwe da meme uu haz sewected does nut viowate any of da wuwes of da sewvew ow of da bwoadew Discowdtm wuwes and weguwations that aww sewvews opewating as a pawt of da Discowdtm netwowk awe wequiwed to abide by. Powosting memes that viowate these wuwes can be gwounds fow wawnings, wemovaw of uuw wowe, and in some cases even sewvew bans. Once uu haz pwepawed uuw text and image fow da memes channew and ensuwed they awe fiwmwy within da sewvew's wequiwements, uu'we weady to hit send and stawt memeing. Good wuck!
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First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Hunting Mode
Lol
Raiju stealth mode
Lmao

i love that some authoritarian moderator decided to ban my reddit account for no good reason (which I will ensure they are dismissed as a moderator from Reddit permanently) but they still decide to harass me with notifications..
im pretty sure i made it VERY CLEAR that i dont want anything to do with your platform anymore aside from ruining that moderators day for being a power tripping mf
Who was that?
lol
nice deals
That soothing 8 bit music
My first masterball was yote on a level 32 Seaking. It was much later that I realized the folly of my actions... and then I learned the duplication glitch.
Base form - yeet (used for imperative, subjunctive, infinitive, and in future and negative constructions, like all English verbs)
"Good job, now go yeet it!"
"I suggested that she yeet."
"I'm ready to yeet these if you are."
"They will yeet/They're gonna yeet."
"I didn't yeet enough."
Simple present - yeet/yeets
I, you, we, they yeet
he, she, it yeets
Simple past - yate
"I can't believe I yate the whole thing!"
Progressive participle/gerund - yeeting
"They're yeeting in there right now."
"You were yeeting all day yesterday."
"I love yeeting."
Past participle - yote (yeet is among the class of verbs in English for which the past participle differs from the simple past, like sing-sang-sung and show-showed-shown)
"I've yote in front of an audience before."
"This one got yote across the whole yard."
@carmine patrol
It's none of those
Ight, lil'sigma. We gona skibidi up to those sus, mewing haters and hit them with this MP5 fanum tax riz. Once the lobotomy makes their brains hit the griddy, we'll head to the function to rizz some level 9 gyatt.
@tall skiff you understand?

<uno reverse card>


Also 99% of us in GTA Online
Let's play Russian Roulette 🔫
play it with a semi-automatic pistol
She's tellin me she luv some of that "MAYBACH MUZIK".
Then she was pregnant for nine months..
and gave birth to eusexua
New here, hope january has been kind to y’all this year🙏🏾
This looks like a fent dream
you too man
That's a hilarious artwork 🤯
nvm
The cat on the left looks so confused
Blud said: "double it" 
Someone took this cars Sonic Shadow Generations
Oman mentioned @timber blade 🗣️
omg really
3D shopping center 💀
Your gf is Scarlett Johansson?
Why is john cena there
Is he the secret gf?
Griddy pepsi skibidi messi 🤖
me:english or spani-
jonkler:why so serius 😈
me:omg skibidi
5 likes for part two
Bro is not him
Vr mfs when they open a store

Dangerous
do not the cat
she’s not happy about the 🛁
#jiggysmalls #jiggycat #dwarfcat #smallcat #babycat #tinycat #catsofinstagram #catlife #catlover #kittensdaily
explain
dicaprio is known to dump women when they pass the age of 25
oh i didnt even know it was him
it's like, his most famous role or something
yes but i always recognize him with his mustache and beard
he didnt have that before
i think
well I am a millennial so
not in titanic anways
titanic was huge back then
noob



Sure!
make a suggestion so that there's a separate channel
work meister L1
Go right Muddi right is the right choice!
Ornana
What the melon
😂😂😂😂wtf
No Reisen, you STUPID!
Aw
ugh I miss my car
cat lmao
Real
Making fun of fries 🍟 while u calling yourself fries,
Fries is gangsta thing

nah fries is some real sigma stuff ong
What did Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis do?
they supported a criminal , google ashton and kunis apology
I don't want to darken the chat here
Oh... 💀
how’s bro got a job before me😭
(TT/ d3athc0unsum3susall)
#cat #catsofinstagram #tesco #uk

Here goes my sleep paralysis demon
If it must be I must see, this investment has been post hastement, my games must run free so I am pleased. If I be banned I shall give some hands to one that is struggling, to make sure that the PC isnt muddling.But no need for beer to steer to the path of destruction, and to be seen of instructions And to see and need, but for speed and leads And one to be in pain, I'm not slinging slang, from molten rock, down to the boiling pot, who needs porn when when their minds are worn, and to defend the weak to see the bleak but to have the joy of the bees earth and trees. But one thing left to see what is a mess. But no need beer to steer to path of destruction, and to be seen of instructions. And love is what I need, but to plead is to be what is not meant to be or see, to only be lost of the cost. To sparkle and then only to fault, and to see what is bought. Capital of pain but need the love rain. To be showered of gifts but not to sit on the path of destruction, just to see the instructions, only be of insurance, to be insured of absurdity of a man named Lawrence. But no need for beer to steer to the path of destruction, and to be seen of instructions
babynomoney
she's a lot smaller irl, iykwim
Duck
bbno$ & Rich Brian - edamame (Official Video)
follow bbno$:
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Me after I take all of your iron in Minecraft
lol
Only in Ohio😂
A friend and I were having a boys night out and we got on the topic of compressions and unique ways to measure data structs. One of my problems at work is managing a very large LRU. We are frequently running out of memory and our estimates all seem to be way off. I thought it would be straight forward to measure dicts, but its been complicated. Let me explain current approaches.
Approach 1, JSON stringify I could simply measure my dict by using JSON.stringification, but this has its drawbacks. It does not always get the proper len of my dict, often undermeasured. I worry that my lack of measurement is due to UTF-8. I also feel like the stringified dict performance would be sub-optimal.
Option 2, Pickling The second option would be to pickle dict it. For those unfamiliar with pickling, here is a resource: Pickling. I am unfamiliar with the performance of a pickled dict, but it seems to have a firm base of support. Protocol version 4, added in python 3.4, adds supports for very large dicts. This does seem to fix the potential UTF-8 encoding issues easily by measuring the dicts output directly. Protocol v5 discusses out of band data, so there is potential here for being able to take the dict as it comes, no matter how much there is of it. But there is a fundamental problem!! you can't rely on first-glance memory usage of your dict. the nature of memory allocation in expansion and contraction means that it can grow substantially when you start messing with it.
Potential Measurement Idea I could take the approach of dict measuring head on by considering the runtime implications of python. I also feel this to be most correct. I don't want to consider pointers and their weight be zero. The previous two methods really only consider direct dict measurements as opposed to the indirect heap management.
Helping Hand Does anyone have any idea how to measure ptrs or potential ptr counts within my dict. I know dicts are very complex and I don't want to miss a drop of memory. I was thinking of simply taking the sub length + 4 for each key and value.
Thanks
YOU'RE NOT ALONE!
And if they ask you, don't call it love. Call it Eusexua.
I was summoned?
lol

armadillo spike things 
on top of the bag 
Have you seen the video of a rooster staring at a cat and her chicken babies?
Like I'm watching you kind of stuff
no
I started doing some of my classwork in person instead of all online for the new semester because some of my degree requires it, it was the introductory day today and both of my in person classes game me essentially a gahdamm manual on the rules and consequences of plaidurism, using AI inappropriately, etc but my online ones probably have seen my previous work and know its me doing it so they liek: "nah, he doesnt need to hear the rules he follows them very well."
I didnt needa get emails about the rules once 
my in person ones are a bit ridiculous tbh.. "when you submit assignments online, you must also submit your editing history so we can ensure you havent used AI." (when they already have AI detection software, anti-AI firewalls, etc) like bish I dont use AI to write my answers, only to ask questions, im not stupid
Duk fal
is too busy making household appliances now then to release a decent GTAO update

For....for why
Red dead redemption
would you buy it though
lowkey looks like shit quality
Looks see threw
Is this real
it is, but it's just a decal
you can buy a great oven and have it done to it too
we got arthur cooking range before gta 6
its the 87th today dont get bit
I am sending them to bite you.
a cat protecting its eggs
Ginger meow


lol
I found myself screaming in the hotel room.
I didn't wanna self-destruct.
The evils of Lucy was all round me. So I went running for answers.

what
i still do 

Yes I also turn into hello kitty whenever I'm going to bed
Nice memes guys
Give us some of your taste
I want to but recently discord mobile doesn't let me upload any media file.
It will upload like 10% and then get perpetually stuck
Reinstalled but still wouldn't work
NOOOO
haha womp womp
Hey bitches
My scalp itches
I do my own damn hair
Pshyeah
I need more gel
Cuz my hair looks like hell
Fucking bitches
Ohmygod!
From what i said earlier in #community
https://youtu.be/4EBZ1Yi99hw?si=J4DaYukhOtWlf2hM
did you know you can eat the birds at the zoo if you do it quickly. no one even gets mad if they don't notice.
Cat relationships expectation vs reality
missing a beer to go along with those keys
Frfr
where's the lamborghini
At the dealership in pristine condition
Hey witches
My style be vicious
Got my comb in the air
Pshyeah
Need more spray
Can't have a bad hair day
Slayin’ bitches
Ohmygod!
I'm reading this on the toilet
bro is doing self damage without even making interactions with people(poor Tyler)
I always pull up to the drive thru with complete confidence
(i already ordered beforehand on my phone)
Don't join others in being hard on yourself. Give yourself a break.
No one is perfect—everyone has flaws and makes mistakes. So live your life and don’t overthink what others say or do

||A little advice from a stranger to make your day a bit better.||
||In a world full of judgments and opinions, it’s important to remember that everyone is on their own journey, facing their own struggles. Don't allow the noise of others' expectations to drown out the voice of your own heart. Live authentically, embrace your imperfections, and be kind to yourself. Your path is yours alone, and it doesn’t need to be validated by anyone but you.||
please be funny
go fuck u raptor


the reactions tend to be funnier
That looks a lot like the dealer from buckshot roulette
@thin veldt
I fucked up the order and somehow missed a few axles that let me finish the suspension and gun levers
I ordered too many of a wrong gear
Ggg
Idk how I missed TWO axles in the same length but w/e
Oooo it looks so cute though
There's so many gimpy undersides it's structurally unsound and I hate it lol
I over ordered long pieces, so I've been reinforcing some parts
WTH 😂
47 without the agent
Thanks for the ping idiot




hi
Ia that Lester?
raises a jolly rodger
And Ado_be wondering why their products keep getting pirated
boohoo, just pirate that shit
It's like people forgot about the concept of piracy
it's morally right to pirate adobe products
wow, it's like the whole channel

!catsposting
She ain't paying for allat 

I'm almost starting to wish the channel was just full of that Emotions guy's brain rot roblox posts
@raw sail where bus post
It's been so long since if seen this I laughed
Quality video

I Could Have used That
He Buys so Much
It Should have been ME .
I DESERVE To Be the One Who Owns all Of that
B i g C h u n g u s
@light canopy

Yk its over if this is trending + having a yellow colour which rarely ever happens on Tiktok 
hes going insane.

What's this? art school?


i actually need to do this at some point
me faucet's fuggy innit
omg its this guy
he's always all over my fyp
He's funny
the new Yellowstone season just getting out of hand
🐢 <- This is Burt. Burt wants to become famous. So forward him to all your friends.
why is he gaining
F O O D
true...
I tried to !!!! you with the lights on in the hopes that you would think I'm open and so that we could have a conversation in this sticky situation. It hurts so bad and it makes me shy to share my vulnerability but I'm tired of messing up my life with overcomplicated moments and sticky situations and I thought it was just the pinnacle of human experience - a feeling shall I say.
Voices will tell me that I should carry on but can you just say something nice to me?
what are the pieces? don't leave a brother hangin

tell him john, my lumbago
Slow and painful death
U
@stiff sandal @deep sleet @potent merlin
BRO HOW MANY PINGS
Lol
relatelable
relatable
The next step is to program a furby to only say "Porridge" and plant it in bro's car
You're fired.
Forced to eat laptops 🥲
im eating ram rn
Haha security bullshit doing it's job
training cat to be ok jumping on stove is crazy 😭




















