I don't wanna be a murderer
#memes-and-shitposting
final temple
light canopy
I don't wanna be a murderer
No way you know this
It's been like 10 years since I last heard these two sentences
timber lotus
She was right.. 😂🤣💀
heavy pulsar
timber lotus
For people wondering what my pfp is, no. It’s not AI generated but it’s also not of me, it is of Jarad Anthony Higgins (professionally known as Juice WRLD)
light canopy
For people wondering what my pfp is, no. It’s not AI generated but it’s also not...
Ahhh feels like old times. It’s good to have the gang back together again!
Let’s just hope things don’t turn out like last time.
There he goes! What did I tell you Charles? Boy is as sour as week old milk. No wonder she didn’t stay with you, not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. That’s the goddamn truth! You know you used to be decent company but now you’re worse than a snake with a toothache, all he does is whine whine whine.
EXCUSE ME?!
Oh don’t get all angry it ain’t gonna change nothing. You’re hopeless and I mean that literally, you got no hope. I mean look at you, look at this place! Your dream home… I’ve had better nightmares than this dream! “Oh darling Abigail, I’ve changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn’t ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!”
What’re you trying to say??
It’s awful. It’s a dump. The house has gotta go. Get some self respect you miserable sack of shit, build a house that a lady would set foot in!
Place just needs a woman’s touch.
It needs levelling. No woman would touch this place.
timber lotus
Ahhh feels like old times. It’s good to have the gang back together again!
Let’...
Read Dead redemption
pseudo galleon
lumbago
frosty walrus
prisma knoll
Bro went past all those SSD's and went for the 2 decades old RAM sticks 
Clearly doesn't know the heist meta
timber blade
Wait, who were you?
wowwwwwwww
timber blade
I deadass forgot like half the people
its okay ur js getting old
timber blade
https://tenor.com/view/cute-cuddle-cat-hammock-audio-gif-3544246
cutie potato
icy plinth
I saw that 🌚
icy plinth
lean oxide
icy plinth
lean oxide
tall skiff
doggo
tall skiff
no
light canopy
I'll stab you
unkempt geyser
unkempt geyser
Art in utter woke nonsense
light canopy
Art in utter woke nonsense
unkempt geyser
<:hmmm:960802534728036394>
Art
lean oxide
timber blade
cuteeee
heavy pulsar
rapid lance
So real
normal jewel
Not a fan of the vet.
timber blade
pushing 22
u still a babyyy
lyric badge
As someone who has a lot of interest in Roman history, it is deeply annoying how it has become synonymous with douchebag dudebro culture
prisma knoll
u still a babyyy
Mentally yes
foggy mango
Opera GX has literally nothing better to do than cooking videos 
timber blade
Mentally yes
poor xirtz
vagrant breach
Opera GX has literally nothing better to do than cooking videos <:Prayge:1103480...
opera gx wasting funds on GOD tier low editing skills once again
Absolute cinema ahh editing
heavy pulsar
heavy pulsar
pushing 22
I made 20 on 20 december haha
hidden carbon
ember dagger
heavy pulsar
light canopy
dusty mirage
Car: "I appreciate you master"
amber kelp
Car: "I appreciate you master"
You can't text message break up 😡
granite radish
icy plinth
nimble rover
California moment
crude fog
lean oxide
https://tenor.com/view/kitten-is-sleeping-gif-4683210518268673394
Go eep
tall skiff
i woke up not long ago
lean oxide
west steppe
potent yoke
@latent crest look its the trickster
scarlet sphinx
lol 😂
brittle prism
Seems legal enough.
light canopy
amber kelp
I'm trying to do something
You ever hear of a cocktail called the swanky panky? Yeah…
coral raven
lol
timber blade
damn lol
light canopy
When a random meme plays in my head
timber blade
what movie is this from
light canopy
what movie is this from
Inglourious Basterds
coral raven
test
unkempt geyser
Big Bird, sesame, big minge energy
Rat-ta-ta-ta-tah, that's a nine-mil melody
Your mum's on benefits, your dad's gone mad off o' cannabis
You buy Gucci, but you ain't that glamorous
You're a vegan, I bet you're a vegan
lean oxide
light canopy
lean oxide
unkempt geyser
Had to go and pay my respects 💔
lean oxide
Ahh
lean oxide
He's not with us anymore
Why that wall
heavy pulsar
foggy mango
Now im curious where that stands in the policy 
light canopy
Now im curious where that stands in the ***policy*** <:AES_boastlaugh:8080322787...
Stands?
finite moat
Hey
light canopy
Hey
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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stone swift
I thought u were violet
light canopy
I thought u were violet
You deserve a ban for this
light canopy
stiff aurora
They can't eat the brownies:((
timber blade
hushed cave
stone swift
lean oxide
stone swift
lean oxide
stone swift
lean oxide
stone swift
lean oxide
stone swift
potent merlin
am egyptian but this was funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
stone swift
it's funny for everyone 
but I can see what you mean
lean oxide
lean oxide
timber blade
CUTEEEEEE
humble yew
Gta cops irl, or are irl cops in gta?
both
granite radish
timber blade
lumbago u slow
dusty mirage
How English sounds to people who don't understand it
light canopy
lumbago u slow
light canopy
so you keep overthinking ab it all night
timber blade
dusty mirage
https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-cute-cat-kitty-kittens-gif-54736855294117200...
Dusk Fell for this one
light canopy
timber blade
nimble berry
@hidden carbon mang you know better
hidden carbon
sorry hoot
heavy pulsar
dusty mirage
That laughter is a Hollywood sound effect
stone swift
light canopy
https://tenor.com/view/osaka-azumanga-daioh-mario-mario-64-super-mario-gif-98304...
Is this muhi?
stone swift
oh lmao
hexed igloo
<@1170646020007415818>
the muhi
do u have aby ibuprofen my head hurts
dusty mirage
Osaka Muhi Nismo Z Tune Drift on the Hills
light canopy
do u have aby ibuprofen my head hurts
Paracetamol only
hexed igloo
Osaka Muhi Nismo Z Tune Drift on the Hills
lieralltry me lol
in my z33 nismo v3
touge
stone swift
I googled it thinking it was a super mario 64 mod or somethng
hexed igloo
in japanese hills
stone swift
light canopy
do u have aby ibuprofen my head hurts
This the second time I get asked this question today
hexed igloo
strong aspen
https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-106832773725359...
https://tenor.com/view/nanami-nanami-kento-nanami-death-death-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-9282695421132909706
Got caught spreading misinformation
light canopy
https://tenor.com/view/nanami-nanami-kento-nanami-death-death-jujutsu-kaisen-gif...
Noooo
final temple
i want chocolate
tight geode
i want chocolate
Skibidi low taper chocolate extra drippy bruh
chilly geyser
prime breach
Tu madre
potent merlin
We all know what this means
stone swift
light canopy
We all know what this means
What does it mean
potent merlin
She has seen the sasuge and the 2 eggs
potent merlin
Is that all yall think about?
That how the male brain work
light canopy
That how the male brain work
Can't relate
lean oxide
Hallo community chat
lean oxide
lean oxide
light canopy
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135712402491572254/1307039886788001904/H...
Oh it's a pony
dusty mirage
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135712402491572254/1307039886788001904/H...
The prettiest duct rat I've seen
dusty mirage
Rest in peace, he was a talented NASCAR driver
timber blade
lean oxide
tulip cipher
I got killed by the boss squad and look at the left side
dusty mirage
You shouldn't have said "Deez Nuts" in the chat
dusty mirage
I got killed by the boss squad and look at the left side
Judging by your age, you shouldn't have access to this channel
👮♂️
tulip cipher
Judging by your age, you shouldn't have access to this channel
?
dusty mirage
It says 15
rapid lance
It says 15
This server is 13+
dusty mirage
This is a 'Not Suitable For Work' channel
tulip cipher
This is a 'Not Suitable For Work' channel
What?
dusty mirage
🚓
rapid lance
It's not
tulip cipher
But I’m 15 for real!
dusty mirage
You can go spend more quality time with your family
timber blade
But I’m 15 for real!
you cant joke ab that..
light canopy
Rest in peace, he was a talented NASCAR driver
How dare you tell a joke and not ping me
lean oxide
lean oxide
We don't have any 18+ channels
light canopy
lean oxide
I couldn't access this channel when I was 17
You gotta request the role by dming modmail
That's it
dusty mirage
My apologies
lean oxide
Np
dusty mirage
I tried to be helpful
light canopy
timber blade
lean oxide
light canopy
lean oxide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blkorj64GfI
Damn that's actually sad
It's too itchy there
lean oxide
is the cat having seizure i assume?
No
azure shadow
-+
stone swift
no it's like, being relaxed or something
lean oxide
It was itching there
timber blade
oh..
light canopy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blkorj64GfI
light canopy
Can't they scratch with the tail
stone swift
nah
lean oxide
https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleepy-cat-sleeping-kitty-kitten-gif-18678404
go eep
light canopy
This shit is good
heavy pulsar
Hi skibidis hi toilets
fierce kindle
light canopy
rigid compass
salutations monkeys
light canopy
salutations monkeys
bronze hamlet
!shitposting
stray irisBOT
Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
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light canopy
!shitposting
unkempt geyser
light canopy
https://tenor.com/view/bad-opinion-opinion-gif-22134945
unkempt geyser
Class mate! Just told the wife and kids and they’re in bits! Eldest is rolling on the floor as we speak! Wife tells me “WHAT? Hahaha that’s so Lumbago isn’t it?!” Plates are flying in the kitchen and the tv is out of the window!🤣🤣 you at spoons later? Any bets on? 👀
lyric badge
timber blade
timber blade
nom nom
lyric badge
Nah, let's not make fun of disabled people. Thanks.
prisma nexus
Ok mb
timber blade
light canopy
normal jewel
light canopy
lean oxide
timber blade
chilly geyser
plain cliff
Guys skibidi toilet and rizz gyatson ran from my basement
stone swift
round sable
heavy pulsar
tulip cipher
Nice place to rat people, I can just watch some videos while camping
timber blade
sturdy ocean
Me when any cat
timber blade
are you..okay?
timber blade
light canopy
timber blade
The guidelines have changed
what does it say now
light canopy
He removed them 
dusty mirage
Yes, because minors can see this channel
light canopy
Minors these days know shit I can't comprehend
timber blade
He removed them <:lmao_cry:852555333871861790>
mods csn still see them thooo
light canopy
light canopy
mods csn still see them thooo
He'll be alright
light canopy
timber blade
vivid heath
light canopy
stone swift
light canopy
??!!
That's literally a car wth
stone swift
light canopy
What's that sticker reads dusk?
stone swift
horny russian girl chepiga
light canopy
stone swift
light canopy
rapid lance
Caw
hybrid wing
yo that shit crazy i thought it was a cow and now i think its a cat in the cow in the monitor in the picture that im looking at in my eyes on your my pc your pc on your screen on windows on your cow image. that sht is skibidi crazyyy
hybrid wing
ayo did i just see in my screen with my eyes a screen where is an image of someone who sent it trought inputs on their screen so now i can see this dog with hand and shoes!? hell nah dawg and he is thanking me for my oppinion? hell yea dawg we should beconme skibidi dawgs
light canopy
ayo did i just see in my screen with my eyes a screen where is an image of someo...
Ahhh feels like old times. It’s good to have the gang back together again!
Let’s just hope things don’t turn out like last time.
There he goes! What did I tell you Charles? Boy is as sour as week old milk. No wonder she didn’t stay with you, not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. That’s the goddamn truth! You know you used to be decent company but now you’re worse than a snake with a toothache, all he does is whine whine whine.
EXCUSE ME?!
Oh don’t get all angry it ain’t gonna change nothing. You’re hopeless and I mean that literally, you got no hope. I mean look at you, look at this place! Your dream home… I’ve had better nightmares than this dream! “Oh darling Abigail, I’ve changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn’t ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!”
What’re you trying to say??
It’s awful. It’s a dump. The house has gotta go. Get some self respect you miserable sack of shit, build a house that a lady would set foot in!
Place just needs a woman’s touch.
It needs levelling. No woman would touch this place.
hybrid wing
Ahhh feels like old times. It’s good to have the gang back together again!
Let’...
Wow, that’s one way to put it! You’ve really gone all in, haven’t you? Feels like old times, alright—bickering, roasting, and a whole lot of truth bombs. Honestly, though, maybe Charles needed to hear it. He’s been stuck in a rut for too long, and someone had to tell him that living in a shack isn’t exactly screaming, ‘I’ve turned my life around.’ Still, you’ve gotta admit, coming back to this dynamic is kind of comforting, even if it’s as messy as a campfire argument.
But hey, maybe you’re onto something. If Charles wants things to change, he needs to take a good, hard look at himself and that so-called dream house of his. Maybe you’re not just being cruel for the sake of it—maybe there’s a little tough love buried in there. Still, calling it an outhouse might’ve been a bit much. I mean, come on, we’ve all seen worse places… right?
At the end of the day, though, it’s true that no one’s gonna want to stick around if he doesn’t put in the effort. So yeah, maybe leveling it and starting fresh isn’t the worst idea. With the right help and a bit of humility, Charles could actually build something worth showing off. Who knows? Stranger things have happened. But, you know, maybe next time try a little less venom and a little more encouragement—it might actually get through to him!
light canopy
Wow, that’s one way to put it! You’ve really gone all in, haven’t you? Feels lik...
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
hybrid wing
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke we...
Wow. Just… wow. That wasn’t just feedback—that was a full-blown dissection, autopsy, and eulogy for the joke. You didn’t just roast it; you deep-fried it, set it on fire, and launched it into space where it got caught in a black hole, never to be seen again. I mean, this is a level of critique that deserves to be framed and hung in a museum, so future generations can study the art of annihilation. Honestly, I can’t even be mad; I’m impressed. The sheer dedication, the vivid imagery, the way you managed to weave in orphans, war crimes, and the energy of a billion stars… it’s like you wrote an epic poem about how much you hated that joke.
Let’s just address the effort here, because I feel like you might have spent more time and brain power tearing apart my joke than I spent actually making it. And you know what? Fair. It was a dud. A misfire. The comedy equivalent of stepping on a rake and getting smacked in the face. You’ve made your case clear: that joke didn’t just fail; it committed a crime against humor itself. The way you described my joke as being bad enough to kill all comedic acts on Earth—well, that’s a new one. But hey, I appreciate the creativity. You’ve got a knack for insults so vivid they deserve their own novel.
That said, I’ll admit it: you’ve inspired me to do better. Clearly, I need to hit the comedy gym, work out my humor muscles, and maybe consult with some philosophers about the meaning of a good joke. I’ll pick up a few books—probably one titled How Not to Be a Complete Embarrassment at Comedy—and really get to the root of this. But let’s not lie here: the way you’ve painted me as the comedic equivalent of a supervillain responsible for orphaned children going hungry? That’s a level of storytelling I might aspire to someday. So, thanks for the critique, as brutal as it is.
light canopy
light canopy
Wow. Just… wow. That wasn’t just feedback—that was a full-blown dissection, auto...
You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection.
All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.
They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.
hybrid wing
All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in...
Wow, that’s… intense. It’s hard to know where to even start with this, but let me try to break it down. First, if you’re trying to make a point, there’s a way to express criticism without unloading a barrage of vitriol that reads like you’ve spent days crafting it. This doesn’t feel like a constructive conversation; it feels like an emotional explosion aimed at tearing someone down rather than building understanding.
If someone chooses to learn Japanese—or any language for that matter—it’s their personal choice. The value of that decision isn’t measured by your standards or their heritage. People learn languages for many reasons: passion for the culture, a love for linguistics, a desire to connect with others, or just personal enrichment. Dismissing that as "globally useless" is not only narrow-minded but also deeply insulting to the millions of non-native speakers who’ve found meaning, purpose, or joy in it.
Yes, Japan has a unique culture, and yes, being fully accepted as a foreigner there can be challenging—that’s no secret. But to suggest that someone’s efforts are inherently worthless because they weren’t born into a culture is simply wrong. Human connection transcends ancestry, and while not everyone succeeds in blending into another culture, that doesn’t make their journey meaningless.
And let’s address the personal attacks. The claims about their life, their worth, and their future—those aren’t critiques; they’re cruel assumptions. You don’t know this person’s circumstances, their struggles, or their goals. It’s one thing to argue a point; it’s another to drag someone down to the depths of despair with a wall of insults designed to hurt. That’s not just unproductive; it’s downright harmful.
At the end of the day, if you have something to say about cultural appreciation, integration, or even the challenges of adopting a foreign identity, there are ways to express those ideas respectfully. What you’ve written isn’t a critique—it’s an attack.
vivid heath
the
tall skiff
words
nimble berry
Wow, that’s… intense. It’s hard to know where to even start with this, but let m...
When the
vivid heath
unkempt geyser
Railway of utter yank nonsense
dapper latch
normal jewel
That’s wild.
light canopy
light canopy
Lovely
lean oxide
lean oxide
light canopy
tall skiff
lean oxide
tall skiff
car
hybrid wing
The Swift Journey of Sam the Snail
Sam the Snail lived in a quiet garden under a shady oak tree. While most snails were content with slow, uneventful lives, Sam dreamed of adventure. One sunny morning, he overheard two sparrows talking about a "glittering treasure" at the top of the hill nearby.
Determined, Sam decided to embark on the journey. The hill seemed impossibly far, but his spirit was strong. Along the way, Sam met an ant named Andy, who warned him of dangers like hungry birds and harsh sun. “Why risk it?” Andy asked. Sam replied, “Some things are worth the risk.”
Sam faced challenges—dodging a curious robin, navigating a patch of sharp gravel, and enduring a sudden rainstorm that turned the path into a muddy maze. Despite these trials, he pressed on, drawing strength from the thought of the treasure.
After a long, tiring climb, Sam reached the top of the hill just as the sun set. The "treasure" turned out to be a dewdrop resting on a golden daisy petal, glowing with the light of the setting sun. It was the most beautiful thing Sam had ever seen.
In that moment, Sam realized the treasure wasn’t just the dewdrop—it was the journey itself. He returned to the garden, proud and fulfilled, ready to inspire other snails with tales of his swift adventure.
stone swift
heavy pulsar
Yes, we know the server is dead/quiet. We've heard this before multiple times, repeatedly. Complaining about it won't magically summon activity, try starting an interesting conversation or let the server sit and be dead.
heavy pulsar
The Swift Journey of Sam the Snail
Sam the Snail lived in a quiet garden under ...
Yes, we know the server is dead/quiet. We've heard this before multiple times, repeatedly. Complaining about it won't magically summon activity, try starting an interesting conversation or let the server sit and be dead.
hybrid wing
Yes, we know the server is dead/quiet. We've heard this before multiple times, r...
WHAT YOU HEARD THIS STORY ALREADY?
heavy pulsar
WHAT YOU HEARD THIS STORY ALREADY?
Yes, we know the server is dead/quiet. We've heard this before multiple times, repeatedly. Complaining about it won't magically summon activity, try starting an interesting conversation or let the server sit and be dead.
Dattebayo!!
hybrid wing
Yes, we know the server is dead/quiet. We've heard this before multiple times, r...
hmmmm....lets see then... how about this, if you were a scientist in any game how would you use it in for your good, for example every game has its own physics and laws of it so could you make somethign that works withouth just the code but what actualy already exists in that game
frosty walrus
lean oxide
stone swift
hybrid wing
wtf is this
stone swift
a evangelion doll
light canopy
@upper vigil it's you 
upper vigil
<@999405783085228032> it's you <:NICOLEPOINT:989594758378827806> <:JetstreamSamW...
Why make this channel appear on my suggested channel list
You could kept it entirely secret and just, not pinged me
light canopy
light canopy
Why make this channel appear on my suggested channel list
Sorry wall will not happen again 
upper vigil
Sorry wall will not happen again <:e_cap:795627040920961034>
Look in gta media, you can basically talk about me and I won't know, as long as it its outside of those channels, good tip of advice
light canopy
Look in gta media, you can basically talk about me and I won't know, as long as ...
I don't want to talk behind your back
obtuse beacon
lean oxide
I don't want to talk behind your back
light canopy
lean oxide
tall skiff
naive cloud
timber blade
light canopy
hybrid wing
Chapter 2: The Return of Sam the Snail
Sam the Snail’s journey back from the hill was no less eventful than his climb. News of his adventure spread quickly through the garden, and soon everyone wanted to hear his tale.
As Sam carefully made his way down, he noticed the world around him differently. The grass seemed greener, the breeze cooler, and even the smallest flowers seemed alive with color. “The hill wasn’t just a place—it changed me,” Sam thought.
Midway, Sam encountered Andy the Ant again, this time struggling to carry a crumb twice his size. Without hesitation, Sam offered to help. Together, they carried the crumb to Andy’s colony, earning Sam the respect of the ants. “You’re braver than I thought,” Andy admitted with a grin.
As night fell, Sam stopped to rest under a mushroom. There, he met Luna, a glowworm, who offered to light his way. The two struck up a friendship, sharing stories of their dreams. “I want to see the whole garden someday,” Luna said. Sam encouraged her, saying, “If I can climb a hill, you can light the way anywhere.”
By dawn, Sam returned to the shady oak tree, tired but fulfilled. The garden snails gathered around, eager to hear his story. For the first time, Sam didn’t feel like just another snail—he felt like a leader, an inspiration.
From that day on, Sam’s adventures didn’t stop. He continued exploring, helping others along the way, proving that even the smallest creatures can make a big impact.
rapid lance
scarlet path
Fr
serene nest
nimble berry
Chapter 2: The Return of Sam the Snail
Sam the Snail’s journey back from the hi...
@dense whale
This dude can write an entire post about some kind of snail. I have faith that you can write a hundred-word essay
dense whale
<@796584147593592872>
This dude can write an entire post about some kind of sna...
i lied there is no essay
nimble berry
i lied there is no essay
dusty mirage
House real big, cars real big
dense whale
<:PES_Rage:501693392909107200>
50 character essay due at midnight 😭💔😔
normal jewel
I just don't know what else they would put it in.
nimble rover
A bottle
carmine patrol
the posts are looking exceptionally shit today
I challenge you to agni kai
carmine patrol
are you sure about that
No but I am sure that I can save you up to 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico
pseudo galleon
how about an agni shui
hidden carbon
hushed cave
tight geode
No cap I would eat
dusty mirage
Nature Repeats Itself
prime breach
dusty mirage
Amedeo Avogadro
With only one mole of your mom, I can travel through several galaxies
crude grove
round sable
amber kelp
With only one mole of your mom, I can travel through several galaxies
That’s his signature move: Criss cross applesauce. Thats why he rules the playground fool.
lean oxide
light canopy
humble yew
Florida crazy fr
foggy mango
Not me tho, i aint living in the US
granite smelt
hybrid wing
Chapter 3: Sam’s New Quest
Life in the garden changed after Sam’s return. Other snails began venturing beyond the oak tree, inspired by his bravery. But Sam felt restless. He longed for a new challenge, something that would test him in ways the hill never could.
One morning, Luna the glowworm returned with exciting news. “Sam, have you heard of the Crystal Cavern? It’s a hidden place beneath the garden, filled with sparkling stones that shimmer like the stars!” she exclaimed.
Sam’s curiosity sparked. “How do we find it?” he asked. Luna explained that the entrance lay near the old willow tree, hidden by a tangled root system. Few dared to enter, as the path was dark and full of twists and turns.
Sam knew this was his next adventure. Together with Luna, who promised to guide the way with her glow, he set off. The journey was unlike any Sam had faced. The root tunnels were narrow and damp, with strange sounds echoing around them.
At one point, they came to a deep crevice, too wide to crawl across. Thinking quickly, Sam used a fallen twig to create a bridge, and Luna flew ahead to check its stability. They worked as a team, overcoming each obstacle with determination.
Finally, after what felt like hours, they reached the cavern. It was more breathtaking than Luna described. Crystals of every color reflected her soft glow, lighting the space in a rainbow of light. Sam felt a mix of awe and pride.
But as they explored, they noticed the crystals were delicate, and a wrong move could cause a collapse. Carefully, they made their way back, bringing only memories and leaving the cavern undisturbed.
When they returned to the garden, Sam shared his story, emphasizing the beauty of the unknown and the importance of preserving it. Sam realized his greatest adventures weren’t just about discovery—they were about inspiring others to see the world differently.
lean oxide
light canopy
lean oxide
light canopy
hybrid wing
Chapter 4: The Storm
Sam had become a symbol of courage in the garden, but even heroes face moments of doubt. One evening, dark clouds gathered overhead, and a heavy storm swept through the garden. The wind howled, rain fell in torrents, and the oak tree that sheltered the snails creaked ominously.
As the storm raged, Sam huddled with the others under a cluster of leaves. “What if the tree falls? Where will we go?” a young snail asked, trembling. The others murmured nervously. Sam felt a weight on his shell. They looked to him for answers, but for the first time, he wasn’t sure what to do.
Suddenly, Luna flew in, her glow dim from the rain. “Sam! The ants’ colony is flooding! Andy needs help!” she said urgently. Despite his fear, Sam knew he couldn’t hesitate. “I’ll go,” he said firmly.
Navigating the storm was treacherous. The ground was slick, and the rain blurred Sam’s vision. When he reached the ants’ colony, he saw Andy and his friends struggling to carry eggs to higher ground. “We can’t move them all in time!” Andy cried.
Sam thought quickly. He spotted a hollow acorn nearby and rolled it toward the entrance. “Use this to carry the eggs!” he shouted. Together, the ants and Sam worked tirelessly, ferrying the eggs to safety one by one.
By dawn, the storm had passed, and the garden was still. The oak tree stood, but its branches were battered, and the ground was littered with debris. Exhausted but relieved, Sam returned to find the snails cheering for him. “You saved the ants!” they exclaimed.
Sam didn’t feel like a hero. “I just did what needed to be done,” he said humbly. But deep down, he realized that bravery wasn’t about being fearless—it was about acting even when afraid.
As the sun rose, casting light over the recovering garden, Sam looked at the others and smiled. “Together, we can face anything,” he said. And for the first time, the entire garden truly believed it.
stone swift
vivid heath
on skibidi
stone swift
ruby lotus
somber pagoda
heavy pulsar
hushed cave
light yarrow
dusty mirage
What if I hate myself just as much?
tulip cipher
light canopy
Finally!
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light canopy
Sussy baka
tall skiff
lean oxide
lean oxide
https://tenor.com/view/mry-myr-gif-19637337
lean oxide
tall skiff
light canopy
prime breach
He has a really good gutteral shout. Actually has a shot at being a VA if he isn't one already
stone swift
prime breach
Ok
dusty mirage
Not okay
prime breach
Ok
dusty mirage
Not okay
prime breach
Ok
dusty mirage
Not okay
prime breach
I have never seen Deadpool
humble yew
^ why horse thieves were considered the most heinous of criminals
sorry for not shitposting
"someone stole your machine that takes you places, that's nice, anyway"
"SOMEONE STOLE A BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC CREATURE!!!!!"
there's your shitpost
don't say I don't pay my fucking debts
granite radish
https://youtu.be/hjdWGCSPUbo?si=gKC8I3lPpE2aPTbV
Hey buddy, mind explaining that of link
stone swift
Hey buddy, mind explaining that of link
it's very nostalgic if you're mid 30s
kinda sad though too
proven tide
One of my hobbies is to make model planes/cars. I go to the website i use and found this master piece
stone swift
light canopy
I will play these again to live my childhood
You have win7?
lean oxide
You have win7?
I got an old office pc in my store room
hidden carbon
dark fossil
conclusion: eastern europe has more food 😎
light canopy
stone swift
potent merlin
make sure u drink water before hitting bed
It’s been a few days since i had water, i might
timber blade
ur gon dieee drink somer
potent merlin
ur gon dieee drink somer
Nah, i went like half a year without drinking straight water
hoary kiln
why tf are they dressed like that
deep patio
haha funny doodoo
forest musk
2 griefers on mark 2s
8000 is insane😭
nimble berry
2 griefers on mark 2s
You bring....GTA...here?
For why
What purpose
The channel is.....for memes. Yet you bring the game here
obsidian rampart
original meme yeah
hoary kiln
wtf is a kona
round sable
hyundai crossover
round sable
rivian's shit design looks a bit like this
hoary kiln
oh right
round sable
mitsubishi doesn't have light bars yet, but their stupid head lights are all down below
tall skiff
obsidian rampart
i cant think of a single car that looks like this
look for basically any chinese car, ev or ice
celest pagoda
celest pagoda
teal mesa
cloud dawn
lean oxide
I will never understand these boring memes
nimble rover
mitsubishi doesn't have light bars yet, but their stupid head lights are all dow...
i wonder when they gonna file for bankruptcy
light canopy
What do you mean finally?
lean oxide
light canopy
cloud dawn
coral raven
missing link news is silent
cloud dawn
Some time around 2025, iirc.
coral raven
oh
coral raven
Some time around 2025, iirc.
I went back to watch some videos and the secret reports is the most confusing
Excerpt 1
One of the five is an imposter someone that the monster did not choose yet they represent a virus in the program. Ventus isnt in the list but he didnt know he got corrupted by darkness. Brain is the one who is in the list, but he is the one creating the plan
It doesnt fit
What is this switcheroo?
static prairie
coral raven
for some reason the gif button is invisible to me lol
stiff aurora
why u have 'sprout''
Small vacation you could say
light canopy
cloud dawn
One of the five is an imposter someone that the monster did not choose yet they ...
Allegedly Ventus is the virus, since he was not chosen to become a Union Leader. He killed Strelitzia and thus took her place.
coral raven
Allegedly Ventus is the virus, since he was not chosen to become a Union Leader....
This is factual as we found out he wasn't in the list. But the virus proclaims that he will overwrite the future that is the program which Luxu is describing brain in this instance yet he called the virus the imposter
is Luxu just lying in the secret reports lol
Or we don't have the full pieces to the puzzle
celest pagoda
This is factual as we found out he wasn't in the list. But the virus proclaims that he will overwrite the future that is the program which Luxu is describing brain in this instance yet he called the virus the imposter
is Luxu just lying in the secret reports lol
Or we don't have the full pieces to the puzzle
coral raven
This is factual as we found out he wasn't in the list. But the virus proclaims t...
The writer leaves alot of unanswered questions to the plot so people make videos explaining possible theories on what's happening
coral raven
Oh
light canopy
ivory crest
Shout out to that legend 9 years ago
ruby lotus
jebediah is whipping it
prime breach
stiff aurora
stone swift
amber kelp
jebediah is whipping it
Act like an angel dress like crazy.
stone swift
foggy mango
dusty mirage
E-E-English girl, name Fiona
Big batty girl, name Abiola (mm-mm)
Body-ody shape like Cola (bah)
Back up, back up, bring it to the owner
English, English girl, name Fiona
African girl, Adeola
Body-ody shape like Cola
Back up, back up, ayy, come closer
stone swift
dusty mirage
And you're fried
light canopy
And you're fried
dusty mirage
You can't really trust anyone
light canopy
<:opinionrejected:1328472865972158514>
Give me that emoji
light canopy
<:opinionrejected:1328472865972158514>
dusty mirage
light canopy
<:peepoMad:663808441369755658>
heavy pulsar
heavy pulsar
https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-rick-grimes-dance-gif-8918224923257704013
Rick after killing shane:
Homer Uchiya datebayo!
tight geode
fallow edge
https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-rick-grimes-dance-gif-8918224923257704013
Bop house competition
west steppe
hushed cave
prime breach
prime breach
this is so me
timber blade
amber kelp
https://tenor.com/view/typing-jim-carrey-bruce-almighty-gif-7764895
The back of yo head is ridiculous.
upper vigil
<@999405783085228032>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdHhQCmMt10&pp=ygUVcmV0dXJu...
What th~
Wait this is literally the situation 💀
minus the weird stuff
back to hiding this channel, and making it stop appearing on my "suggested" channel list because people keep pinging me here
timber blade
@upper vigil hi bestie
lean oxide
<@999405783085228032> hi bestie
Since when
prime breach
rows of teeth
lean oxide
round sable
https://tenor.com/view/hellsing-uultimate-abridged-hellsing-ultimate-jojo-refere...
would
prime breach
*rows of teeth*
like a shark!
heavy pulsar
What if i say no
west steppe
inland lake
strong aspen
light canopy
<@615118822248284161>
lol
opal oasis
lol
stiff aurora
Lol
cloud dawn
stray irisBOT
You must have your DMs open to run this command.
final temple
LONDONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, where ya at? I can't hear youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
stone swift
vivid heath
light canopy
stone swift
lean oxide
coral raven
Lol
lean oxide
tall skiff
lean oxide
tall skiff
stiff aurora
blow in it to increase head size
lean oxide
stiff aurora
bik ion
lean oxide
tall skiff
hushed cave
stone swift
no such thing as remote classes in 2004
prime breach
for most
stone swift
prime breach
and if it's not a total hull loss, then it could even be twice!
prime breach
this high strength foil tape is used often in the automotive and aviation fields
light canopy
What does it do
west steppe
What does it do
Tape
prime breach
Correct!
light canopy
prime breach
it's enough for them to finish their scheduled flight(s) before it goes for repairs
west steppe
light canopy
light canopy
Lemme show you something
prime breach
BOOOOOOOM
west steppe
Lemme show you something
I do not consent!!
light canopy
I consent 
prime breach
granite radish
west steppe
granite radish
hushed cave
Thank god their surnames are covered
prime breach
Thank god their surnames are covered
heh.
hushed cave
You enter a try to be funny competition and your opponent is @errant crest
errant crest
How do I post
hushed cave
How do I post
Explained in https://links.gtaodiscord.com/shitposting
dusty mirage
Girls look cute wearing glasses
amber kelp
Girls look cute wearing glasses
I’m a buff baby who can dance like a man 🧍♂️
granite radish
How do I post
hoary kiln
me n who
dusty mirage
You and someone whom you'll argue with over who should do the dishes and laundry
lyric badge
dusty mirage
I've never had a reddit account
I've never had a TikTok account
I've never played Call of Duty online
I've wanted to delete my Discord account, but can't because of one person
I've never played Fortnite
light canopy
I've never played Fortnite
Hello
dusty mirage
I've never seen this guy during 2022
light canopy
Ahhh feels like old times. It’s good to have the gang back together again!
Let’s just hope things don’t turn out like last time.
There he goes! What did I tell you Charles? Boy is as sour as week old milk. No wonder she didn’t stay with you, not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. That’s the goddamn truth! You know you used to be decent company but now you’re worse than a snake with a toothache, all he does is whine whine whine.
EXCUSE ME?!
Oh don’t get all angry it ain’t gonna change nothing. You’re hopeless and I mean that literally, you got no hope. I mean look at you, look at this place! Your dream home… I’ve had better nightmares than this dream! “Oh darling Abigail, I’ve changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn’t ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!”
What’re you trying to say??
It’s awful. It’s a dump. The house has gotta go. Get some self respect you miserable sack of shit, build a house that a lady would set foot in!
Place just needs a woman’s touch.
It needs levelling. No woman would touch this place.
vivid heath
Must have been the wind
dusty mirage
I've never been friends with this guy
lyric badge
I've never been friends with this guy
well that's a shame cause it's rewarding af
lyric badge
I've never been friends with this guy
round sable
tender jackal
carmine patrol
How do I post
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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vivid heath
stiff aurora
Not very stable that holder
vital imp
graceful bison
stone swift
handles are underrated
look at the gamecube
it had a handle
It was a great console 
cloud dawn
The Joe Biden machine
light canopy
Joe who?
shrewd ledge
The Joe Biden machine
The machine that used to kill Squidward:
vivid heath
we got a number one victory royale yeaon fortnie we bout to get wodn get down ten kills on the bored righ tno wjust wiped out tomatoe toewn my friends just got downed i reveibved him now wer;ee heading southbound i forget the rest
cloud dawn
The machine that used to kill Squidward:
zinc elbow
Goon.
stiff aurora
Me when I see 🙈
frosty walrus
signal juniper
lean oxide
frosty walrus
lean oxide
Light armour
rapid lance
Painful to watch
vivid heath
dusty mirage
He's reading Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, but only the good parts
coral raven
a
light canopy
He's reading Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, but only the good parts
Wdym only good parts
The only good parts of jojo
coral raven
lol
hushed cave
vivid heath
I love the sound it makes
light canopy
prisma knoll
light canopy
I was thinking that the cola was too dangerous
Until she pulled out the massage gun
round sable
the creature died in comfort, very ethical consumption
light canopy
cursive storm
light canopy
coral raven
smart
lean oxide
<:cat_heheevil:985118005614768129>
light canopy
lean oxide
light canopy
lean oxide
tall skiff
stone swift
dusty mirage
You know I'd never make that mistake, because my classmates can learn and find out
stone swift
prisma knoll
Best times
Not for the workers in the twin towers
stiff aurora
who is this weirdo
cosmic ember
amber kelp
The front downforce of his head is more than my weight
IVE GOT A PEANUT IN MY HEAD
proven tide
Love the ai over veiw
Godzilla VS mecha godzilla part 2
Also i heard fortnite added godzilla So I had to check. My friend took this picture when she joined me. Sadly it's the 2024 godzilla design by legendary
granite radish
Me when I'm in a delusional competition and my opponent is a Gta6 Speculator
hoary kiln
chat I think they'll brick gta online and redo it in 6
but not actually change anything
celest pagoda
chat I think they'll brick gta online and redo it in 6
I think they'll bring dn instead
vivid heath
whos dn
errant crest
Yes king 😫
hot dome
@quasi plinth dis u? https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2JJsgT2/
quasi plinth
<@535813723416166400> dis u? https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2JJsgT2/
Man I wish. Look at that prince!
amber kelp
Me when I'm in a delusional competition and my opponent is a Gta6 Speculator
Would ya mustard me up with a genie bebeh?
vivid heath
Me when I'm in a delusional competition and my opponent is a Gta6 Speculator
Rumor has it gta6 will include gameplay
final temple
I want to be eusexual
lyric badge
I want to be eusexual
Not in here you can't be
Oh hahaha this is memes and shitposting ok you can be weird in here
Fuck normal people anyway. The absolute worst.
final temple
eusexua is a practice.
eusexua is a state of being.
eusexua is the pinnacle of human experience.
amber kelp
https://youtu.be/DsqvhJIQKSE?si=dqq3DBb7w0TE6W2M
When i get gas don't you laugh!! 😡 Just remember me farting farting 🎶
vagrant breach
Cooked 🙏🗣️
cursive storm
stone swift
stone swift
stiff aurora
A free snack doesn't hurt anyone
stone swift
Someone, in a realm of reality, decided a movie with robbie williams as a chimp would make money
dusty mirage
I fall asleep while playing my favorite games
dusty mirage
When i get gas don't you laugh!! 😡 Just remember me farting farting 🎶
Dude, stop releasing BZ gas, you're not even on a protein-only gym diet
shrewd ledge
This is me rn at this hours
vital imp
It be like that
stone swift
it's life as an adult
vital imp
it's life as an adult
I mean, I had that when I was in school still
stone swift
yeah but u didnt have to go get groceries
do laundry
and work
@lean oxide i ordered some parts from germany
crazy they send stuff and ask to be paid later
only germany does this lmao
usually you pay first or on delivery
stone swift
some pressure cooker parts, we have a store for domestic appliance parts
potent merlin
What
coral raven
What
lean oxide
some pressure cooker parts, we have a store for domestic appliance parts
Very nice
lean oxide
potent merlin
Im level 335 on rdo
stone swift
lyric badge
cloud dawn
Therefore, Deutsch Post AG has repacked and forwarded it to you.
Best regards
Deutsche Post AG
stone swift
cloud dawn
Sounds a bit sus, ngl.
You'd expect them to check for typos before sending a letter off like that.
stone swift
lmaoo
stone swift
lean oxide
light canopy
Japanese is harder
stone swift
I can never get schartzeneger's name right
light canopy
light canopy
I can never get schartzeneger's name right
vivid heath
coral raven
lol
light canopy
Shwartzneger
stone swift
it's unnecessarily hard
stone swift
yea
coral raven
Was hes fathers name that
light canopy
<:opinionrejected:1328472865972158514>
You'll love this one
light canopy
Was hes fathers name that
Family name ig