#memes-and-shitposting

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wooden meteor
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anny darrons? tf lmao

tulip cipher
stone swift
stone swift
humble yew
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Stupidk1d

heavy pulsar
solemn plinth
stone swift
heavy scroll
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I dont need meds
I deal with my depressions like a man

stone swift
celest pagoda
stone swift
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correct

celest pagoda
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Cute bus

stone swift
stone swift
granite radish
stone swift
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timber lotus
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Two tabloids that contradict each other side-by-side?.. KEKW 👌

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I’m not tryna start a political convo I just thought it was funny 🤣

faint cove
round sable
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i need more bullets

final temple
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I will follow you anywhere

granite radish
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Hasta La Vista Baby Hasta La Vista Baby Hasta La Vista baby

amber kelp
light yarrow
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Does anyone else enjoy making numbers tf up just for funny during internet argument?

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Someone thinks something you like is dumb? Make some numbers up for dramatic effect and pray they’re gullible enough to believe it

simple spade
chrome coral
royal marten
nimble berry
lean oxide
stone swift
coral raven
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emma watson cat

cerulean flicker
coral raven
faint cove
lean oxide
timber lotus
prime breach
heavy pulsar
faint cove
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wha

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wow

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creep

lean oxide
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I'm stealing that

faint cove
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NOOO

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IM MATCHING IT WITH MY GIRL

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well she got the black kitty

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cuz im the lil cutie 😊

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meow

lean oxide
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For my cat pictures collections

lean oxide
faint cove
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LOL

lean oxide
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Funny

faint cove
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weirdo

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whole internet is a cat picture collection

lean oxide
tall skiff
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car

lean oxide
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You

faint cove
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ball/crusher 💀 🙏

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this the kittycat ima get my girl

lean oxide
mental spire
faint cove
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n wtf

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closed my gifs tab n i see ts

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😭

mental spire
mental spire
faint cove
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i feel uncomfortable

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that thing look like it eats kittys

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im scawd >w<

mental spire
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This was the next meme that cursed my eyes

faint cove
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😮‍💨

mental spire
faint cove
dapper latch
prime breach
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Can't find em. They're too good at hide and seek

heavy pulsar
stone swift
potent merlin
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caught a catfish

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it got away tho

stone swift
faint cove
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ew

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na

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dont feel good til i know i ruined someones day

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😊

faint cove
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that cat

stone swift
heavy pulsar
# stone swift

Hilarious mate😂got a good chuckle outta me heh😂 could even call this skibidi as the kids say these days.

stone swift
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my goal is to post this cat every month

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something about it is funny

potent merlin
light canopy
heavy pulsar
dapper latch
light canopy
stone swift
bold solstice
round sable
heavy pulsar
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Hilarious mate😂got a good chuckle outta me heh😂 could even call this skibidi as the kids say these days.

vital imp
nimble rover
potent merlin
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dis how i sleep

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quick oar
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I want to play a game

nimble rover
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Same

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I'll play with you

timber lotus
lean oxide
light canopy
tall skiff
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damn, i wish i could hold 🇵🇹 in my pocket

light canopy
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Boys are built different

stone swift
faint cove
light canopy
true gull
faint cove
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wha

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is that not what he said

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😭

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thceif

light canopy
true gull
faint cove
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that mean

carmine patrol
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I thought they were pretty clear

light canopy
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The Bogdan Problem

Bogdan: “Wait a minute... wait a minute, wait we’ve... can we calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute. Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit. You’ve got stuck in the stick... you’re up creek with paddle of crap! Look, look... how you say it? Iam here to help.

Lester Crest: “That’s Codename Bogdan, Kill him!

Bogdan: “No, kill me all you like... but stop lis-listen... listen, listen... listen, listen listen... listen, listen. (silence) Sure I would like to destroy America, control Russia... and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it... but these are all piping dreams. I am here to help solve real problem.

Lester Crest: “And what’s the real problem?”

Bogdan: “You... you are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Clifffy. Oh, cigarette, cigarette... (chuckles)(sighs) Now, listen... think about it... if you let... insecure little egomaniac play God... then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac. My Scientists have studied Cliffford... Clifford (Chuckles) is asshole.

Lester Crest: “The AI is an asshole?”

Bogdan: “Exactly... and him and Quartz want us to kill each other.”

Lester Crest: “I don’t believe a word of it.”

Bogdan: “Well, how do I make this up?”

Avon Quartz: “How indeed? Well, thank you Bogdan. Thank you, Mr. Crest... thank you, silent, psychotic peons... but this... this is where I say arrivederci... no, I mean get ready... I mean... this is where... I’m in charge... me and Cliffford. Go fuck yourselves, losers. Yes, losers.”

Cliffford: “Yes, we’re in charge... me and my Dad. We’re in charge and this outdated, low tech submarine... will self destruct in thirty seconds.”

Lester: “I think you’ve got to get outta there quickly!”

Bogdan: “ Scuba gear by hatch over there... I have secret escape pod, good luck!”

faint cove
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whats

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a bogdan???

light canopy
faint cove
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wats a

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bogdan problem

light canopy
# faint cove bogdan problem

Well basically

The Industwiaw Wevowution and its consequences have been a disastew fow the human wace. They have gweatwy incweased the wife-expectancy of those of us who wive in “advanced” countwies, but they have destabiwized society, have made wife unfuwfiwwing, have subjected human beings to indignities, have wed to widespwead psychowogicaw suffewing (in the Thiwd Wowwd to physicaw suffewing as weww) and have infwicted sevewe damage on the natuwaw wowwd. The continued devewopment of technowogy wiww wowsen the situation. It wiww cewtainwy subject human being to gweatew indignities and infwict gweatew damage on the natuwaw wowwd, it wiww pwobabwy wead to gweatew sociaw diswuption and psychowogicaw suffewing, and it may wead to incweased physicaw suffewing even in “advanced” countwies. The industwiaw-technowogicaw system may suwvive ow it may bweak down. If it suwvives, it MAY eventuawwy achieve a wow wevew of physicaw and psychowogicaw suffewing, but onwy aftew passing thwough a wong and vewy painfuw pewiod of adjustment and onwy at the cost of pewmanentwy weducing human beings and many othew wiving owganisms to engineewed pwoducts and mewe cogs in the sociaw machine. Fuwthewmowe, if the system suwvives, the consequences wiww be inevitabwe: Thewe is no way of wefowming ow modifying the system so as to pwevent it fwom depwiving peopwe of dignity and autonomy. If the system bweaks down the consequences wiww stiww be vewy painfuw. But the biggew the system gwows the mowe disastwous the wesuwts of its bweakdown wiww be, so if it is to bweak down it had best bweak down soonew wathew than watew. We thewefowe advocate a wevowution against the industwiaw system. This wevowution may ow may not make use of viowence; it may be sudden ow it may be a wewativewy gwaduaw pwocess spanning a few decades. We can’t pwedict any of that.

pseudo galleon
coral raven
# stone swift

A little? The cat stole a whole chicken from the kitchen ASlaugh

heavy pulsar
light canopy
crude fog
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I am a poster of shit.

ivory delta
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BLANK MESSAGE (I'm trying to level up)

faint cove
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ig thats a blank message

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or you could js say som random lmao

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faint cove
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like me rn yapping abt non 😋

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faint cove
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summarize into a brief 3 sentences max

nimble berry
ivory delta
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damn, a warning would've sufficed... now I'm back at level 1...

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I like ||"Many|| men ||wish 💀 upon me
Blood in my eye, dog, and I can't see
I'm tryin' to be what I'm destined to be
And 🥷 s tryin' to take my life away (Come on)
I put a hole in a 🥷 for fuckin' with me
My back on the wall, now you gon' see
Better watch how you talk when you talk about me
'Cause I'll come and take your 👼 away

Many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish 💀 'pon me
Lord, I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me"||

potent merlin
ivory delta
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Manure publisher I am. Upload excrement I must...

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Funny bones I must tickle. Good at that without using profanity I am not...

nimble berry
bold solstice
nimble berry
bold solstice
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WOAH, even

nimble berry
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Trump out here "I will do what I can to stop the ban"

It's getting banned the day before innauguration

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A mild amount of tomfoolery

lean onyx
ivory delta
nimble berry
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Because they don't just....stop existing

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nimble berry
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No one's made an offer I think. Or a good one. You heard anything about it?

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I think lots of businesses would be glad to buy it.

nimble berry
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Those users will still exist. Denying em a platform won't make them stop existing, it just hides them

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They'll prolly go to Instagram reels

ivory delta
nimble berry
prisma knoll
normal jewel
bold solstice
lyric badge
nimble berry
light canopy
stone swift
stone swift
heavy pulsar
final temple
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If our love is tragedy then........why are you my clarity?

light canopy
prime breach
lean oxide
quasi wedge
lean oxide
lean oxide
dapper latch
normal jewel
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I hope that cat isn’t having a seizure.

foggy mango
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I hope the cat is tweaking and not having an seizure EssexScared

tall skiff
mystic wharf
light canopy
stone swift
coral raven
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Real

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Emma Watson cat

lean oxide
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Emma stone

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Not emma watson muahahha

coral raven
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Lol

light canopy
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Crazy? I was crazy once.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.

lean oxide
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@frozen elk

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coral raven
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I always wanted raiden shogun but I don't like the gacha luck chance :/

lean oxide
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Lol

fervent ore
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@full anchor you referred to that "do not redeem" meme about Indians. So i also referred to the meme about the fact that white American or European women are the most active OnlyFans creators

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Stereotype in return for stereotype

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But I'm sorry for insulting your mother

potent merlin
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Nah

full anchor
fervent ore
potent merlin
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Shower?

fervent ore
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Saves more water

potent merlin
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You do?

full anchor
fervent ore
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Cool

potent merlin
full anchor
potent merlin
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Naruto

nimble berry
full anchor
potent merlin
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In Asia you got kebab?

fervent ore
nimble berry
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This sounds like a double racism ban

full anchor
potent merlin
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No to racism

fervent ore
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Real

nimble berry
faint cove
fervent ore
full anchor
nimble berry
fervent ore
potent merlin
faint cove
lean onyx
full anchor
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Fr

lean oxide
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Check pinned message @full anchor

cosmic ember
round sable
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what happened

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where did we go wrong

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why is it DIRT

lean oxide
light canopy
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Why gifs showing as videos waiting

lean oxide
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Sometimes it does

light canopy
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Love this guy OkayChamp

lean oxide
light canopy
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It's new post

lean oxide
light canopy
lean oxide
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Lol

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Failed

light canopy
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I just wanted to send car

fervent ore
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@lapis kraken funny thing is that Santa DID jump me a few weeks back, but in my dream

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I was trapped in a backrooms sort of liminal space where he grabbed me by the collar but i woke up

lapis kraken
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I had an exact dream like that with a goth baddie except i was stuck in her room

light canopy
lapis kraken
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Male pattern baldness

light canopy
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I thought it was a new form

prime breach
lapis kraken
light canopy
lapis kraken
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My dad in an alcoholic
Mr piccolo is just my therapist
Tien is a gym junky

light canopy
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Mr Piccolo has quite deep connections in the hood

lapis kraken
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He is the local plug

light canopy
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I had a feeling

lapis kraken
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Vegeta is the local addict

light canopy
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Bro Vegeta died to cancer

prime breach
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The weed was for his treatment 😓

heavy pulsar
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Insta buy

lapis kraken
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_<

prime breach
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F

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heavy pulsar
prime breach
light canopy
# heavy pulsar What does that even mean???? 😹😹

Lemme explain

L + ratio + lonely + imagine + who asked + you fell off + fatherless + you're lost + didn't laugh + unfunny + didn't ask + your dad left + don't care + IP address + unfollowed + repelled + cope + your mom + false + go cry about it + your dad + cringe + counter ratio + checkmate + gg + problem? + get real + you failed + trolled + noob + get lost + who cares + you're adopted + your opinion is not valid + cry + rat + major skill issue + go outside + pressed + harrassed + snowflake + sussy + the audacity + get a life + major spelling mistake + ok and? + go touch grass + clownclownclown + biased + not based + no you + you aren't welcome + sus + hated it + rip bozo + I didn't ask + you're* + incorrect + your privilege + typo + have a bad day + fake + baka + different opinion + tryhard + blocked + flex + ok boomer + useless + spelling issue + dilate + your loss + triggered + on sus + catch this ratio + copium + yb better + irrelevant + IP grabber + pound sand + bro thinks he's funny + skill issue + I own you + friendless + soyjack + sussy baka + cancelled + caught in 4k + you mad? + exposed + clown + grammar issue + seethe + cap + privilege + quote retweet + dead meme + minor spelling mistake + nobody cares + get good + basic + denied + not funny + k + grow up + die + nobody asked + motherless + invalid argument + karen + dead game + bozo + stay mad

heavy pulsar
light canopy
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It's in the channel name idkshrugsmiley

heavy pulsar
heavy pulsar
slate heron
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fervent ore
fervent ore
light canopy
# fervent ore Ain't reading all that

Nah bros got rizzler Rizzly bear The boy who cried rizz Abraham rizzcoln Adolf Rizzler Rizzy Neutron A degree in quantum rizzics Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress Artirizzal intelligence Barack Rizzbama Need a rizztraining Anakin rizzwalker Rizzard of oz Lord of the rizz Performed a rizzerruction Rizzosaurus Rex From the village hidden in the rizz Offering rizztitution and rizzarations Glenn Rizzmire Rizz Khalifa Martin Luther Rizz Kamala Harizz Rizzy Hendrix / Jimi Hendrizz Rizzilicious Rizziliguous Rizziologist Rizzilicious Rizziliguous Rizziologist Rizzillionaire Rizz Ranger Rizzy, Henariz / Jimi Hendrizz Rizzillcious Rizzillguous Rizziologist Rizzillionaire Rizz Ranger The rizz reaper Leader of the rizzistance Chrizz Brown Wolverizz Head coach of the Memphis Rizzlies Prisoner of rizzkaban Rizzaholic Rizza Parks Rizz Hemsworth Albert Rizzenstein Playing rizzident evil Mike rizzowski Franklin Rizzevelt Rizz Hemsworth Albert Rizzenstein Playing rizzident evil Mike rizzowski Queen Erizzabeth Kyle Rizzenhouse Walt Rizzney Signed the declaration of rizzdependence From the state of Rizzouri Rizz Al Ghul Corona Virizz Rizztafarian Rizzie Smalls R(izz) Kelly Rizzil war veteran Rizz and Morty Geralt of Rizzia Alvin and the Rizzmunks Otto von rizzmark The last rizzort Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress Artirizzal intelligence First Rizzponder Member of the nation of Rizzlam Crizztiano Rizzaldo Rizzaldinho The grand rizzard Ghost of rizzmas past

placid sleet
heavy pulsar
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O block under his genjutsu 😭

stone swift
heavy pulsar
dapper latch
hushed cave
thorny merlin
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That's a scam

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I want a boy gingerbread man

thorny merlin
jovial loom
prime breach
dapper latch
# jovial loom

My dog was sitting beside me while I was watching the video and he actually got up and left the room

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🤣

jovial loom
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💀💀💀

amber kelp
# jovial loom 💀💀💀

Hullabaloo and howdy-do, musty prawns and Timbuktu, yeltsy-bye and hibberty poo, kick em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo

tender jackal
prime breach
tender jackal
jovial loom
jovial loom
brave wedge
final temple
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She's begging me and she's asking, why are we over

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Got new hoes

placid sleet
stiff aurora
mint jewel
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@serene nest 🖕

amber kelp
jovial loom
placid sleet
round sable
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pc players having one more year after this

winged moss
dapper latch
stone swift
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skibidi is an insult to life

lean oxide
stone swift
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I can't believe that people actually find that funny

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it's sad

coral raven
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Well rip

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Why does discord do this

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It loaded for you dusk?

stone swift
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yea

coral raven
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@timber lotus your cat does this?

light canopy
timber lotus
lean oxide
lapis kraken
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If you don't find skibbidy humorous you have officially achieved unc status

light canopy
tall skiff
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ohio

light canopy
light canopy
tall skiff
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blue ram

granite radish
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Talk toa?

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Talk to a?

granite radish
# light canopy Bro has Subaru, Ram, Emilia and a "quote" of Beatrice but no Rem <:kurtanglestar...

I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common (like skibidi toilet, minecraft gyatts and that things kids ask nowadays) and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

light canopy
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light canopy
# granite radish I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasiz...

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

lean oxide
tall skiff
lean oxide
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light canopy
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New season dropped?

lean oxide
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I forgot

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Yes

light canopy
tall skiff
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season 3 is coming back in February

lapis kraken
stone swift
light canopy
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Nice

heavy pulsar
light canopy
rose musk
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nool

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.

distant summit
light canopy
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It's over e_skulllaugh

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stone swift
light canopy
heavy pulsar
# light canopy Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room ...

Let it be known that should the circumstance arise in which the musical production technician of the hip hop genre known as “Prepubescent Metropolis” lacks the confidence to comfortably instill a sense of trustworthiness into you due to past dispositions regarding the nature of your character, you have my certainty that I will be arming myself with one of many various caliber ballistic combat firearm weapons and, after loading a magazine which contains the ammunition on which the projectile lethality is based, and loading a single unit of this ammunition into the capacity chamber of the weaponized warfare mechanism after disengaging the safety locking unit located on the firearm, I will be acquiring the physical space which your biological presence encapsulates into the appropriate sighting contraptions affixed to my caliber combat gadget, so that I may then exert force from my index finger onto the trigger mechanism of the weapon system and set forth a ballistics reaction which will launch a bullet-like projectile into the general direction of which you are present with the ambition that said bullet will penetrate your epidermis and burrow deeply into your vital organ systems, leading to the internal flowing of crimson life liquids, external spillage of said liquids, and severe damage of biological tissues deemed only repairable by an appropriately trained surgeon.

light canopy
heavy pulsar
inland lake
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Me when

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chilly geyser
light canopy
final temple
light canopy
vital imp
winged moss
dapper latch
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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked a room. A rubber room. A rubber with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked a room. A rubber room. A rubber with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked a room. A rubber room. A rubber with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked a room. A rubber room. A rubber with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked a room. A rubber room. A rubber with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked a room. A rubber room. A rubber with rats, and rats make me crazy.

light canopy
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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that.

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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

dapper latch
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Give a man a hawk and he will eat for a day
Teach him how to tuah and he will eat for a lifetime

heavy pulsar
heavy pulsar
light canopy
# heavy pulsar Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players. It’s more than a...

Nah bros got rizzler Rizzly bear The boy who cried rizz Abraham rizzcoln Adolf Rizzler Rizzy Neutron A degree in quantum rizzics Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress Artirizzal intelligence Barack Rizzbama Need a rizztraining Anakin rizzwalker Rizzard of oz Lord of the rizz Performed a rizzerruction Rizzosaurus Rex From the village hidden in the rizz Offering rizztitution and rizzarations Glenn Rizzmire Rizz Khalifa Martin Luther Rizz Kamala Harizz Rizzy Hendrix / Jimi Hendrizz Rizzilicious Rizziliguous Rizziologist Rizzilicious Rizziliguous Rizziologist Rizzillionaire Rizz Ranger Rizzy, Henariz / Jimi Hendrizz Rizzillcious Rizzillguous Rizziologist Rizzillionaire Rizz Ranger The rizz reaper Leader of the rizzistance Chrizz Brown Wolverizz Head coach of the Memphis Rizzlies Prisoner of rizzkaban Rizzaholic Rizza Parks Rizz Hemsworth Albert Rizzenstein Playing rizzident evil Mike rizzowski Franklin Rizzevelt Rizz Hemsworth Albert Rizzenstein Playing rizzident evil Mike rizzowski Queen Erizzabeth Kyle Rizzenhouse Walt Rizzney Signed the declaration of rizzdependence From the state of Rizzouri Rizz Al Ghul Corona Virizz Rizztafarian Rizzie Smalls R(izz) Kelly Rizzil war veteran Rizz and Morty Geralt of Rizzia Alvin and the Rizzmunks Otto von rizzmark The last rizzort Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress Artirizzal intelligence First Rizzponder Member of the nation of Rizzlam Crizztiano Rizzaldo Rizzaldinho The grand rizzard Ghost of rizzmas past

heavy pulsar
# light canopy Nah bros got rizzler Rizzly bear The boy who cried rizz Abraham rizzcoln Adolf R...

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

lean oxide
light canopy
# heavy pulsar Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke we...

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heavy pulsar
carmine patrol
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Screw it.

Big chungus, troll face, soulja boy

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Leafion guy

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Leafeon

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Crazy?

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Crazy?

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stone swift
light canopy
heavy pulsar
light canopy
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Battle pass>smoking

heavy pulsar
# light canopy Battle pass>smoking

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

light canopy
celest pagoda
light canopy
amber kelp
celest pagoda
placid sleet
light canopy
dapper latch
prime breach
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I guess you don't see many funny things on that app

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funny people do not use that app

placid sleet
heavy pulsar
timber lotus
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Bruh I’m only 18.. KEKW 💀

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No one is too young to die

amber kelp
prime breach
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What

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I thought u were talking about something else.. 💀KEKW

heavy pulsar
# prime breach What

Don’t buy the jerk mate vip if you respect OG Jerk mate players. It’s more than a Jerk; it’s a symbol of their early commitment and grind. Let them keep their exclusivity

prime breach
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stone swift
amber kelp
# prime breach

But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale! Hi de hi de hi de hi

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What are you guys on about

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Drugs

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Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho! Hee de hee de hee de heel 👠

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You are phoenix. You are fire. You are everything.
And I just want for you to love you.

heavy pulsar
heavy pulsar
# prime breach What are you guys on about

Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players. It’s more than a skin; it’s a symbol of their early commitment and grind. Let them keep their exclusivity

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you can stop now

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No

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Bro thinks that blocking works or smth in 2024 😹😹😹

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💀

amber kelp
final temple
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WE STILL DON'T TRUST YOU.
You fell.........apart......,grad...ual..........

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Can I get 2 French fries and a bacon cheeseburger?

Can I get 2 French guys banging at a sleepover?

bronze mica
tight geode
haughty sun
heavy pulsar
stone swift
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heavy pulsar
stiff aurora
heavy pulsar
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@heavy pulsar @haughty sun @amber kelp not AI and not a portrait of me:

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Maybe AI I’m not sure KEKW

light canopy
# timber lotus <@901413589175373865> <@1056767269482545282> <@551295029667299334> not AI and no...

The Bogdan Problem

Bogdan: “Wait a minute... wait a minute, wait we’ve... can we calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute. Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit. You’ve got stuck in the stick... you’re up creek with paddle of crap! Look, look... how you say it? Iam here to help.

Lester Crest: “That’s Codename Bogdan, Kill him!

Bogdan: “No, kill me all you like... but stop lis-listen... listen, listen... listen, listen listen... listen, listen. (silence) Sure I would like to destroy America, control Russia... and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it... but these are all piping dreams. I am here to help solve real problem.

Lester Crest: “And what’s the real problem?”

Bogdan: “You... you are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Clifffy. Oh, cigarette, cigarette... (chuckles)(sighs) Now, listen... think about it... if you let... insecure little egomaniac play God... then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac. My Scientists have studied Cliffford... Clifford (Chuckles) is asshole.

Lester Crest: “The AI is an asshole?”

Bogdan: “Exactly... and him and Quartz want us to kill each other.”

Lester Crest: “I don’t believe a word of it.”

Bogdan: “Well, how do I make this up?”

Avon Quartz: “How indeed? Well, thank you Bogdan. Thank you, Mr. Crest... thank you, silent, psychotic peons... but this... this is where I say arrivederci... no, I mean get ready... I mean... this is where... I’m in charge... me and Cliffford. Go fuck yourselves, losers. Yes, losers.”

Cliffford: “Yes, we’re in charge... me and my Dad. We’re in charge and this outdated, low tech submarine... will self destruct in thirty seconds.”

Lester: “I think you’ve got to get outta there quickly!”

Bogdan: “ Scuba gear by hatch over there... I have secret escape pod, good luck!”

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Lmao

stone swift
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Genz are good cooks tho ngl

stone swift
heavy pulsar
heavy pulsar
light canopy
# heavy pulsar Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players. It’s more than a...

L + ratio + lonely + imagine + who asked + you fell off + fatherless + you're lost + didn't laugh + unfunny + didn't ask + your dad left + don't care + IP address + unfollowed + repelled + cope + your mom + false + go cry about it + your dad + cringe + counter ratio + checkmate + gg + problem? + get real + you failed + trolled + noob + get lost + who cares + you're adopted + your opinion is not valid + cry + rat + major skill issue + go outside + pressed + harrassed + snowflake + sussy + the audacity + get a life + major spelling mistake + ok and? + go touch grass + clownclownclown + biased + not based + no you + you aren't welcome + sus + hated it + rip bozo + I didn't ask + you're* + incorrect + your privilege + typo + have a bad day + fake + baka + different opinion + tryhard + blocked + flex + ok boomer + useless + spelling issue + dilate + your loss + triggered + on sus + catch this ratio + copium + yb better + irrelevant + IP grabber + pound sand + bro thinks he's funny + skill issue + I own you + friendless + soyjack + sussy baka + cancelled + caught in 4k + you mad? + exposed + clown + grammar issue + seethe + cap + privilege + quote retweet + dead meme + minor spelling mistake + nobody cares + get good + basic + denied + not funny + k + grow up + die + nobody asked + motherless + invalid argument + karen + dead game + bozo + stay mad

stone swift
timber lotus
topaz garden
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cringe

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I was an OG player. Haven’t played in years thou

heavy pulsar
timber lotus
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Since they released chapters

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timber lotus
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Rip flooring lmao

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Venom

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🔥🔥🔥

stone swift
timber lotus
chilly geyser
placid sleet
heavy pulsar
granite blaze
crude fog
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You grippin sigma?

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carmine patrol
azure shadow
fickle elbow
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💩💩💩💩💩

amber kelp
heavy pulsar
# fickle elbow 💩💩💩💩💩

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

stiff aurora
amber kelp
granite radish
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I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

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stiff aurora
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rich edge
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pov lil kids

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yo who wants a voice changer

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# granite radish I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasiz...

I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

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whats wrong with the world

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like wtf

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do i really have to say it

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out loud

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black

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white

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yellow

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brown

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pink

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mfs

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stfu

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fuck u

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wtf

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this channel for shitposting right ?

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thats what im doing then

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fuck u

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fuck all of u

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assholes

tight geode
# minor kite fuck all of u

Ah, indeed, I am thoroughly indulging in a fit of laughter, to the point where one might assume my very posterior has detached itself in mirthful abandon, but I must assure you, dear interlocutor, that my derriere remains securely affixed to its rightful place; I am grateful for your concern, however, and appreciate your attentiveness to my well-being.

Btw ur my cumslut 🥰

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We post shit here

minor kite
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💩

round siren
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We prefer when shit’s funny

minor kite
granite smelt
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What the fuck is happening

granite smelt
round sable
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where are my cumsluts

light canopy
# round sable where are my cumsluts

Let me explain

The Bogdan Problem

Bogdan: “Wait a minute... wait a minute, wait we’ve... can we calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute. Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit. You’ve got stuck in the stick... you’re up creek with paddle of crap! Look, look... how you say it? Iam here to help.

Lester Crest: “That’s Codename Bogdan, Kill him!

Bogdan: “No, kill me all you like... but stop lis-listen... listen, listen... listen, listen listen... listen, listen. (silence) Sure I would like to destroy America, control Russia... and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it... but these are all piping dreams. I am here to help solve real problem.

Lester Crest: “And what’s the real problem?”

Bogdan: “You... you are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Clifffy. Oh, cigarette, cigarette... (chuckles)(sighs) Now, listen... think about it... if you let... insecure little egomaniac play God... then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac. My Scientists have studied Cliffford... Clifford (Chuckles) is asshole.

Lester Crest: “The AI is an asshole?”

Bogdan: “Exactly... and him and Quartz want us to kill each other.”

Lester Crest: “I don’t believe a word of it.”

Bogdan: “Well, how do I make this up?”

Avon Quartz: “How indeed? Well, thank you Bogdan. Thank you, Mr. Crest... thank you, silent, psychotic peons... but this... this is where I say arrivederci... no, I mean get ready... I mean... this is where... I’m in charge... me and Cliffford. Go fuck yourselves, losers. Yes, losers.”

Cliffford: “Yes, we’re in charge... me and my Dad. We’re in charge and this outdated, low tech submarine... will self destruct in thirty seconds.”

Lester: “I think you’ve got to get outta there quickly!”

Bogdan: “ Scuba gear by hatch over there... I have secret escape pod, good luck!”

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"Your son, James. He's a good kid?" A good kid? A... a good kid. Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No, he sits on his ass all day smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness, no wonder this country is screwed. "And what about you?" What about me? Hey... I didn't have the advantages that kid has. By the time I was his age, I'd already been to prison twice. I robbed banks, ran whores, smuggled dope. "And you consider them achievements?" These were the opportunities I had. At least I took 'em. "And where did these opportunities get you, Michael?" They got me right... fucking here! The end of the road... with a big house and a useless kid, and I'm stuck talking to you because no-one else gives a shit. Oh, I'm livin' the dream, baby, and that dream is fucked... it is fucking fucked! "Let it all out." I think I just did. I gotta' tell you, I aint too sure this shit is working for me. "Ah, a sense of overwriting futility is a vital part of the process. Embrace it!" Whatever you say...

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And you call yourself a moderator

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no they call me a moderator

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i'm just a lil shitposter

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The Industwiaw Wevowution and its consequences have been a disastew fow the human wace. They have gweatwy incweased the wife-expectancy of those of us who wive in “advanced” countwies, but they have destabiwized society, have made wife unfuwfiwwing, have subjected human beings to indignities, have wed to widespwead psychowogicaw suffewing (in the Thiwd Wowwd to physicaw suffewing as weww) and have infwicted sevewe damage on the natuwaw wowwd. The continued devewopment of technowogy wiww wowsen the situation. It wiww cewtainwy subject human being to gweatew indignities and infwict gweatew damage on the natuwaw wowwd, it wiww pwobabwy wead to gweatew sociaw diswuption and psychowogicaw suffewing, and it may wead to incweased physicaw suffewing even in “advanced” countwies. The industwiaw-technowogicaw system may suwvive ow it may bweak down. If it suwvives, it MAY eventuawwy achieve a wow wevew of physicaw and psychowogicaw suffewing, but onwy aftew passing thwough a wong and vewy painfuw pewiod of adjustment and onwy at the cost of pewmanentwy weducing human beings and many othew wiving owganisms to engineewed pwoducts and mewe cogs in the sociaw machine. Fuwthewmowe, if the system suwvives, the consequences wiww be inevitabwe: Thewe is no way of wefowming ow modifying the system so as to pwevent it fwom depwiving peopwe of dignity and autonomy. If the system bweaks down the consequences wiww stiww be vewy painfuw. But the biggew the system gwows the mowe disastwous the wesuwts of its bweakdown wiww be, so if it is to bweak down it had best bweak down soonew wathew than watew. We thewefowe advocate a wevowution against the industwiaw system. This wevowution may ow may not make use of viowence; it may be sudden ow it may be a wewativewy gwaduaw pwocess spanning a few decades. We can’t pwedict any of that. But we do outwine in a vewy genewaw way the measuwes

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AITA for not showing up to my own funeral?

So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

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atomic pilot
# light canopy The Industwiaw Wevowution and its consequences have been a disastew fow the huma...

Why did you have to say all of this mentioned "The Industwiaw Wevowution and its consequences have been a disastew fow the human wace. They have gweatwy incweased the wife-expectancy of those of us who wive in “advanced” countwies, but they have destabiwized society, have made wife unfuwfiwwing, have subjected human beings to indignities, have wed to widespwead psychowogicaw suffewing (in the Thiwd Wowwd to physicaw suffewing as weww) and have infwicted sevewe damage on the natuwaw wowwd. The continued devewopment of technowogy wiww wowsen the situation. It wiww cewtainwy subject human being to gweatew indignities and infwict gweatew damage on the natuwaw wowwd, it wiww pwobabwy wead to gweatew sociaw diswuption and psychowogicaw suffewing, and it may wead to incweased physicaw suffewing even in “advanced” countwies. The industwiaw-technowogicaw system may suwvive ow it may bweak down. If it suwvives, it MAY eventuawwy achieve a wow wevew of physicaw and psychowogicaw suffewing, but onwy aftew passing thwough a wong and vewy painfuw pewiod of adjustment and onwy at the cost of pewmanentwy weducing human beings and many othew wiving owganisms to engineewed pwoducts and mewe cogs in the sociaw machine. Fuwthewmowe, if the system suwvives, the consequences wiww be inevitabwe: Thewe is no way of wefowming ow modifying the system so as to pwevent it fwom depwiving peopwe of dignity and autonomy. If the system bweaks down the consequences wiww stiww be vewy painfuw. But the biggew the system gwows the mowe disastwous the wesuwts of its bweakdown wiww be, so if it is to bweak down it had best bweak down soonew wathew than watew. We thewefowe advocate a wevowution against the industwiaw system. This wevowution may ow may not make use of viowence; it may be sudden ow it may be a wewativewy gwaduaw pwocess spanning a few decades. We can’t pwedict any of that. But we do outwine in a vewy genewaw way the measuwes"

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# atomic pilot Why did you have to say all of this mentioned "The Industwiaw Wevowution and its...

so you're italian? name every pasta

barbine, bavette, bigoli, bucatini, busiate, capellini, fedellini, ferrazzuoli, fettuccine, fileja, linguine, lagane, lasagna, lasagnette, lasagnotte, maccheroni alla molinara. maccheroncini di campofilone mafalde, matriciani, pappardelle, perciatteli, picagge, pici, pillus, rustiche, sagne 'ncannulate, scialatelli, spaghetti, spagetthi alla chitarra, spaghettini, spaghettoni, stringozzi, su filindeu, tagliatelle, taglierini, trenette, tripoline, vermicelli, ziti, anelli, boccoli, calamarata, campanelle, cappeli da chef, casarecce, casacatelli, castellane, cavatappi, cavatelli, chifferi, cicioneddos, conchiglie, creste di galli, fagioloni, farfalle, fazzoletti, festoni, fiorentine, fiori, fusilli, fusilli bucati, garganelli, gemelli, gnocchi, lanterne, lorighittas, macaroni, maccheroncelli, mafaldine, malloreddus, mandala, marrile, mezzani, mezze maniche, mezze penne, mezzi bombardoni, nuvole, paccheri, passatelli, pasta el ceppo, penne, penne ricce, picchiarelli, pipe rigate, pizzoccheri, quadrefiore, radiatory, ricciollini, ricciutelle, rigatoncini, rigatoni, rombi, rotelle, sagnette, sagneralli, sedani, spirali, strapponi, strozzaperti, testaroli, tortigiloni, treccioni, trenne, trofie, trottole, tuffoli, vesuvio, cencioni, corzetti, fainelle, fogile, d'ulivo, orecchiette, acini de pepe, alphabet pasta, anchellini, anelli, anellini, armonie, conchigliette, corquilettes, coralli, corallini, cuscussu, ditali, egg barley, fideos, filini, fregula, funghini, gianduietta, grano, gramigne, grattini, grattoni, margerthine, merletti, midolline, occhi di passero, orzo, pastina, piombi, ptitim, puntine, quadrettini, sorprese, stelle, stortini, tripolini, agnolini, agnolotti, caccavelle, canneloni, cappelletti, caramelle, casoncelli, casunziei, conchiglioni, culurgiones, fagottini, lumache, mezzelune, occhi di lupo, pansotti, ravioli, rotolo ripieno, sacchettoni, tortelli, tortelloni, tufoli, canederli, donderet

atomic pilot
# light canopy so you're italian? name every pasta barbine, bavette, bigoli, bucatini, busiate...

There are many different varieties of pasta.[1] They are usually sorted by size, being long (pasta lunga), short (pasta corta), stuffed (ripiena), cooked in broth (pastina), stretched (strascinati) or in dumpling-like form (gnocchi/gnocchetti). Yet, due to the variety of shapes and regional variants, "one man's gnocchetto can be another's strascinato".[2]

Some different colours and shapes of pasta in a pasta specialty store in Venice
Some pasta varieties are uniquely regional and not widely known; many types have different names based on region or language. For example, the cut rotelle is also called ruote in Italy and 'wagon wheels' in the United States. Manufacturers and cooks often invent new shapes of pasta, or may rename pre-existing shapes for marketing reasons.

Italian pasta names often end with the masculine plural diminutive suffixes -ini, -elli, -illi, -etti or the feminine plurals -ine, -elle, etc., all conveying the sense of 'little'; or with the augmentative suffixes -oni, -one, meaning 'large'. Other suffixes like -otti 'largish', and -acci 'rough, badly made', may also occur. In Italian, all pasta type names are plural.

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# atomic pilot There are many different varieties of pasta.[1] They are usually sorted by size,...

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atomic pilot
# light canopy Nah bros got rizzler Rizzly bear The boy who cried rizz Abraham rizzcoln Adolf R...

Brrrr skibidi dop dop yes yes no no (No!)
Pull up drop top girl it's time to go go (Go!)
Ya know dubskie got guap throwing some fosho
Bouta make it hot girl you gotta go low
Brrrrr skibidi dop dop dop dop dop (oooooh)
Make that booty pop pop pop don't stop
You're that old dude I'm that new guy
I'm him flew the team out to Dubai
I'm in that Benz when I cruise by
We up now but we too high
cy g what it do what it it be
ya girl don't want D less it's coming from me
I'm super high value nothing coming for free
I'm charging a fee
I'm the best they agree, wanna see
Baddies getting loose when I'm getting near
I like the way you moving with your neck and rear
I was built for the game I'm an engineer
1st never 2nd even for a second we're
In a whole nother frequency
That girl a freak you can freaking see
Im eating her while she eating me
getting dirty no decency
I went to war on the booty yeah recently
and it didn't end peacefully
Brrrr skibidi dop dop yes yes no no (No!)
Pull up drop top girl it's time to go go (Go!)
Ya know dubskie got guap throwing some fosho
Bouta make it hot girl you gotta go low
Brrrrr skibidi dop dop dop dop dop (oooooh)
Make that booty pop pop pop don't stop
You're that old dude I'm that new guy
I'm him flew the team out to Dubai
I'm in that Benz when I cruise by
We up now but we too high
I'm a baller
Word to allah
She gone shake it for a dollar
I'm a call her if she holla
Baby I'm ya father
high off all the lala
Retired working I don't gotta
But I still work hard I go harder
If you ain't bout this life don't bother
They knew I had the sauce from the texture
I could pull your girl with a gesture
On her knees as I blessed her (Oh my)
I'm the most popping in the population
Tell yo papa I'll replace him
Losers gone lose it's their obligation
Brrrr skibidi dop dop yes yes no no (No!)
Pull up drop top girl it's time to go go (Go!)
Ya know dubskie got guap throwing some fosho
Bouta make it hot girl you gotta go low
Brrrrr skibidi dop dop dop dop dop (oooooh)
Make that booty pop pop pop don't stop
You're that old dude I'm that new guy
I'm him flew the team out to Dubai
I'm in that Benz when I cruise by
We up now but we too high

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# atomic pilot Brrrr skibidi dop dop yes yes no no (No!) Pull up drop top girl it's time to go ...

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

atomic pilot
# light canopy Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke we...

Oh really? 😊☺️☺️☺️☺️ The figure puts you in the morning hears the floor and that was a good idea to have a question about the ears and hair looks like a human or like how does it feel to be a bit more private there is no way to get me wet too much and I don't know what to say to someone who is it then look at you this morning hears the floor and that was a good idea to have a question about the ears and hair looks like a human or like how does it come out from the beginning of the year old are you sure you agree with me myself and I don't know what to say to someone who is it then look at you this morning hears the floor and that was a good idea to have a question about the ears and hair looks like a human or like how does it come out from the beginning of the year old learning to be a bit more private there is no way to get me wet too much and I don't know what to say to someone who is it then look at you this morning hears the floor and that was a good idea to have a question about the ears.

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# atomic pilot Oh really? 😊☺️☺️☺️☺️ The figure puts you in the morning hears the floor and tha...

I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

atomic pilot
# light canopy I'm dead skull (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasiz...

Skull and bones and I don't know what to say to someone who is it then look at you this morning hears the floor and that was a good idea to have a question about the ears and hair looks like a cat and begging for you to come on you and nothing else yea maybe I should go with the dishes and what time do it for later then you are a girl with tail lights are out for a bit and see what they have to go now I'm not sure what I said to do this all the way up there and talk.

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# atomic pilot Skull and bones and I don't know what to say to someone who is it then look at y...

i love you so much that all fundamental aspects of physics, biology and chemistry hates me. i love you much more than the speed of light. i hope our love would be a y=mx+c and not a y=-mx+c because my love for you is ever inclining and never going down. you intercepted my x and before you ask y, i just intercepted it. i hope i can be your mitochondrion so i can help release energy for you so you can love me more. i want us to be like a diamond with each carbon atom bonded with 4 other carbon atoms held by strong covalent bonds so that our love will be hard to break. i will be your modulus function to make your day even more positive. i hope we dont diverge away from each other like the mid-atlantic ridge. but if we do, we will one day meet together like the mid-atlantic ridge even after we die. my love for you is unfathomable and i hope you can understand it.

atomic pilot
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# atomic pilot Yo mama..... Good

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand microtransactions. The intent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Austrian economics most of the money will fly right out of a typical gamer’s wallet. There’s also EA’s opportunistic scheming, which is deftly woven into its monetization- its corporate philosophy draws heavily from Hobbesian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the sense of pride and accomplishment, to realize that they’re not just looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis- they say something deep about challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and OF COURSE attainable via GAMEPLAY.

As a consequence, people who dislike Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 truly ARE armchair developers- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in EA’s existential catchphrase “It's In The Game,” which itself is an ironic reference to Norah McClintock’s young adult novel Truth And Lies. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated nerf herders providing candid feedback in earnest as EA’s avarice unfolds itself on their computer screens. What sheep.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the Twi'leks’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 60,000 credits of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel armchair developer 😎

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Dont say "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand microtransactions. The intent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Austrian economics most of the money will fly right out of a typical gamer’s wallet. There’s also EA’s opportunistic scheming, which is deftly woven into its monetization- its corporate philosophy draws heavily from Hobbesian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the sense of pride and accomplishment, to realize that they’re not just looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis- they say something deep about challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and OF COURSE attainable via GAMEPLAY.

As a consequence, people who dislike Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 truly ARE armchair developers- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in EA’s existential catchphrase “It's In The Game,” which itself is an ironic reference to Norah McClintock’s young adult novel Truth And Lies. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated nerf herders providing candid feedback in earnest as EA’s avarice unfolds itself on their computer screens. What sheep.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the Twi'leks’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 60,000 credits of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel armchair developer 😎"

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# atomic pilot Dont say "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand microtransac...

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

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I win

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This is the most concise conversation Ive ever seen

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# barren cedar This is the most concise conversation Ive ever seen

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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jojo mentioned

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umbral ingot
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if they can put cola inside a bottle, why can't they put the bottle inside cola?

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# vagrant path if they can put cola inside a bottle, why can't they put the bottle inside cola?

The reason basically is
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that.

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Why they do that

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Looks like some farmers shenanigans

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yes

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_burn

Controlled burn

A controlled or prescribed (Rx) burn is the practice of intentionally setting a fire to change the assemblage of vegetation and decaying material in a landscape. The purpose could be for forest management, ecological restoration, land clearing or wildfire fuel management. A controlled burn may also refer to the intentional burning of slash and f...

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skibidi toilet haha merry xmas

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# vagrant path Nah bros got rizzler Rizzly bear The boy who cried rizz Abraham rizzcoln Adolf R...

tbh Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

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Bro did not just write allat😭

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@stone swift need more funny memes

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I see a lot of yapping here

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Will post more tomorrow

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I went to the grocery store

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🤣

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but the walls of text posts are funny

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yap

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my favorite is the one where they tell you how to save memes on your pc

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like if U haven't used a computer since 1996

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ive eaten a few computers

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how did they taste

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yummy

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huh

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meowmeowmeow

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Does it mean "little "

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no its Raisa

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Ram

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nah skibidi and rizz etc should be banned chinese_shy

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smh go eat vio

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They trolling at this point

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The Bogdan Problem

Bogdan: “Wait a minute... wait a minute, wait we’ve... can we calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute. Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit. You’ve got stuck in the stick... you’re up creek with paddle of crap! Look, look... how you say it? Iam here to help.

Lester Crest: “That’s Codename Bogdan, Kill him!

Bogdan: “No, kill me all you like... but stop lis-listen... listen, listen... listen, listen listen... listen, listen. (silence) Sure I would like to destroy America, control Russia... and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it... but these are all piping dreams. I am here to help solve real problem.

Lester Crest: “And what’s the real problem?”

Bogdan: “You... you are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Clifffy. Oh, cigarette, cigarette... (chuckles)(sighs) Now, listen... think about it... if you let... insecure little egomaniac play God... then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac. My Scientists have studied Cliffford... Clifford (Chuckles) is asshole.

Lester Crest: “The AI is an asshole?”

Bogdan: “Exactly... and him and Quartz want us to kill each other.”

Lester Crest: “I don’t believe a word of it.”

Bogdan: “Well, how do I make this up?”

Avon Quartz: “How indeed? Well, thank you Bogdan. Thank you, Mr. Crest... thank you, silent, psychotic peons... but this... this is where I say arrivederci... no, I mean get ready... I mean... this is where... I’m in charge... me and Cliffford. Go fuck yourselves, losers. Yes, losers.”

Cliffford: “Yes, we’re in charge... me and my Dad. We’re in charge and this outdated, low tech submarine... will self destruct in thirty seconds.”

Lester: “I think you’ve got to get outta there quickly!”

Bogdan: “ Scuba gear by hatch over there... I have secret escape pod, good luck!”

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Only the cutscene

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Yeah

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nice

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someone will remember us
I say
even in another time

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guys

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i think this channel

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is for shitposting

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based on the messages

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And more brain dead msg

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lmaoooo

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It's better than waiting 5sec

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Or more as you become more active

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lets talk movies

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what do u like

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Major Payne

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that a film ?

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Ye

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sounds fun

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will give it a try

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ok imma watch it now

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right now

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stone swift
heavy pulsar
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Damn, what should i do?

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Hi (I would like to sincerely apologize for any mistakes or misunderstandings that might be caused by my flawed use of the English language. I understand that my writing or speaking might not be up to the expected standard in countries such as the United States of America, United kingdom, Australia, etc. and I regret any confusion or misunderstandings that may arise because of such knowledge i have not in fact reached. English is not my first language, and while I am constantly striving to improve, I know there is always room for growth. I truly appreciate your understanding and patience as I continue to learn and refine my english language skills. Your feedback and any corrections you offer are valuable to me for as long as i still experience existence of atoms and molecules in my body, as they help me become more proficient and confident in my communication. once more, I deeply apologize for any inconvenience my knowledgeable errors may have caused, and I thank you for your continued support till this point.)

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand microtransactions. The intent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Austrian economics most of the money will fly right out of a typical gamer’s wallet. There’s also EA’s opportunistic scheming, which is deftly woven into its monetization- its corporate philosophy draws heavily from Hobbesian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the sense of pride and accomplishment, to realize that they’re not just looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis- they say something deep about challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and OF COURSE attainable via GAMEPLAY.

As a consequence, people who dislike Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 truly ARE armchair developers- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in EA’s existential catchphrase “It's In The Game,” which itself is an ironic reference to Norah McClintock’s young adult novel Truth And Lies. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated nerf herders providing candid feedback in earnest as EA’s avarice unfolds itself on their computer screens. What sheep.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the Twi'leks’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 60,000 credits of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel armchair developer 😎

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play the yakuza games

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They're peak

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All I've ever wanted was to experience eusexua

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You will be visited by three spirits

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Who tf are they

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I know the mc clown, but the others no idea

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That's goated

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they don't??

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they do

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stop spoilin fantasies vio chan chloe_sleepy_cat

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Where is the mod

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https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZTYgSYN3W/

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Nahhhh Cry

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bruh this aint leveling me up

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💀

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Overthinkers be like:

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Your so funny today
It's hilarious

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Feed the world! Let them know it's Christmas time.

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Damn how to gain approval

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Straight to the point

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Mf posts so much memes can't even see all at once

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Well yeah

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If the supply is low then price goes up

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Making our own diamond will probably fuck up the economy KEKW

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Well the reason diamonds are super expensive is that because there's a monopoly on it

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Spiderman no way buildings

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Is this a bald leyley? Because it looks like one Cry

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you almost hit him there, be careful now

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Understandable, anyone have a gun?

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New snow white

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@bronze mica

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@mods ban vio

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Get hungry

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yum

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I will get food rn

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what'd you make

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Not chicken but it is something

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Unhealthy as much as it could be

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Which one are you?

Me: 9 and 15

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15? Lmfao

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why you sleeping without a blanket?

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only 21 - 24 have blankets

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15 looks like a sleeping position?

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@stiff aurora

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after a good boys night, i can see myself sleeping like this

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💀

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too numb from the alc to know what even is going on

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U have no idea how it sounded

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21

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And 24

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How tf u sleep without a blanket

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pends the mood ig

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21 and 24

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It is

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Always keep a little opening in the blanket for smooth air flow

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It does

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get a new job jett

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businessman is still a job

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Businessman provides job

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seems like a good time to go eep

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Estimate is 12 hrs when work is less

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Manchurian

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Chinese dish

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Nah

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Chicken+roti

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Anyone will be

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Queen never cry

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mao mao

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om nom nom

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Nom nom

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Go eep

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idk why im so eepy

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i usually eep at 1 or 2 am

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Damn

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What a cat spam

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orange cars are so goofy

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Yes

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Damn so many ppl love cats

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this one cant

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too fat

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Cats

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it's all cats

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so fancy

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i wonder whats inside the present is

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This has to be someone's christmas present AES_boastlaugh

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Someone pinged me and then deleted it.

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I’ve been here since June of 2023 I’m not new here.