#memes-and-shitposting
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Run Rudolph Run clears all christmas songs
honestly your bad
Damn I guess saying tumbleweed is a felony now
we out here smokin tumbleweed
It be like that
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I will GLADLY take Mariah Carey over anything politics related
This was my actual ban reason
Let me guess, those 2 items are often used as a prank?
Hi skibidi hi toilet
whats so fucking funny huh
That meme obviously
i hate that stupid dog
ut makes me wanna smash my head to axe
indeed.
discordian
Bro can hold all his problems
🤭
prank? no, pranks are funny
these two items are probably used to attack and inconvenience others
flour i'm not sure, but probably, since it's a pain to clean up
eggs are the classic, people throw raw eggs at things to insult and attack the owners
damn, nice X decoration on the wall there
lmao
america
Salamacomalekosalaaaaaa
Waitwaitwaitwait
Thats bloodshot eyes, right?
That's a perfect wife
Free my man Michael bro... #real #memes #gtav #gta5 #funny #michaeldesanta
Inventor: Behold! I have invented the Butt-Sprayer™, a toilet device that is superior to toilet paper in every way!
French guy: Doesn't sound fancy enough...
you cut out the "I'm leaving you"
how do u know it's the wife
Girls see things from the perspective of a girl, and boys see it from the perspective of the boy
Wdym
I don't get the testicle part 😭
Transformers
Oh
Why Americans tho
They exist everywhere
Well not everywhere
But worldwide
Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
cool qwhip
i was texting on a Turkish texting app and they kept blocking the word nice/gentle because in Turkish it means "nazik" which limited all my fucking good words to just "good" "iyi"
bro the thick of it song is like "How to get Unlimited Gems Clash of Clans Tutorial (No Hack/Clickbait)" ahh music 😭😭
I found a restaurant called Los Santos before GTA 6
least best route taken by michael the legend to beat trevor the legend
context?
oh
I thought... I thought you made something else glow... I tried once... it bled everywhere
what??
nothin
Shot that mf in ultramegawide
your finger?
Here's the thing but normal
…oh…
☠️ Watch me go from lvl 60 to 100 😂
They should do the same thing with the Minecraft movie
They Remade sonic
Imagine.
You're an unintelligent terrestrial mammal, just following your senses into a synthetic cave, climbing into a little hole like you and your kind have done for millenia. All you want is a warm place to live, some food, whatever. Next thing you know, you're zooming around the planet a mile up at Mach 1 and there's a fucking raccoon in the cockpit!
@nimble berry
You got to study for your exams
Hi big chilling

Ok
Mb
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly and its hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep cause everything is never as it seems, eusexua
The phrase “treat people how you want to be treated” is objectively stupid
If I murder someone and get away with it
How would the guy who died murder me?
Their family could plot a revenge murder on u
And the circle is complete
But I got away with it
So be the change you wish to see ♥️
No one knew I did it
Why do so many ppl post their private dms here?
I will truly never get it
'shitposting' so, at least one person in the dm is shit
the chicken road
Bloodthirsty murderers
I like them
Well, You could technically treat them nicely before murdering them. "Hi how was your day? You look well" etc
This thing is really old…. Railgun is the new anti aircraft and plus, the lazer and hydra aren’t op anymore
Yea I know, ive probably had this in my gallery for ages
Oh alr
You forgot the F-160 Raiju
What year is it?
ALLAH HU AKBAR FOTHER MUCKERS
The gangsta girl/boy with grandparent colored hair tryna look ninja all at the same time? Spot on.
I don't get it
Put da money in the bag
Put the money in my ass dies

gta memes in the gta server
:(
Man
they should give molotok explosive cnnons
I just got 1-0 😭
Love nile
"Today, we are going to make Scientifically accurate cookies"
My favorite video of his is him making grillz Its on nileblue
me
that’s me
Lmao
Last Christmas I gave you my heart 😂😍
Complete the lyrics guys
but the very next day you sold it on ebay
HES FUCKED
Someone special
💀
Good thing it says "GTA online" almost thought it was an IRL advice
I mean it works too ig


What the hell is that
@faint umbra
Lmfao
Dies with one rocket
Surprisingly no
It can survive a couple
I always just fire a missile and they are history
El Rubio is finally happy again
yo can someone put this in another server?
is antiaircraft trailer the most used itom of the 21st century???!"?"!?!?!?!?!
Audio credits @alvarox9 Can a man and a woman be just friends? #dating #relationships #boyfriend #girlfriend #trending #trendingreels #relatable #explore #explorepage #fypシ #fyp #relatable #viral
I think you supposed not to kill them?
That's sad
The user doesn't
not from the front, from my experience
Today we got bogdan elite for @clever night
This is how it went :
Bogdan: “Wait a minute... wait a minute, wait we’ve... can we calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute. Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit. You’ve got stuck in the stick... you’re up creek with paddle of crap! Look, look... how you say it? Iam here to help.
Lester Crest: “That’s Codename Bogdan, Kill him!
Bogdan:“No, kill me all you like... but stop lis-listen... listen, listen... listen, listen listen... listen, listen. (silence) Sure I would like to destroy America, control Russia... and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it... but these are all piping dreams. I am here to help solve real problem.
Lester Crest: “And what’s the real problem?”
Bogdan:“You... you are real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Clifffy. Oh, cigarette, cigarette... (chuckles)(sighs)Now, listen... think about it... if you let... insecure little egomaniac play God... then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac. My Scientists have studied Cliffford... Clifford (Chuckles) is asshole.
Lester Crest:“The AI is an asshole?”
Bogdan: “Exactly... and him and Quartz want us to kill each other.”
Lester Crest:“I don’t believe a word of it.”
Bogdan: “Well, how do I make this up?”
Avon Quartz: “How indeed? Well, thank you Bogdan. Thank you, Mr. Crest... thank you, silent, psychotic peons... but this... this is where I say arrivederci... no, I mean get ready... I mean... this is where... I’m in charge... me and Cliffford. Go fuck yourselves, losers. Yes, losers.”
Cliffford: “Yes, we’re in charge... me and my Dad. We’re in charge and this outdated, low tech submarine... will self destruct in thirty seconds.”
Lester:“I think you’ve got to get outta there quickly!”
Bogdan: “ Scuba gear by hatch over there... I have secret escape pod, good luck!”
I ain't reading allat
Dm
The amount of times I've seen this cutscene is crazy
I can hear it

what is that from
I hate it, I remember why this channel isn't looked at by me
Thank you for sharing this important opinion here
preach
The whole message that lumbargo sent was the from act 2 Bogdan problem lol
Idk what that means
Doomsday act 2?
I ain't never played gta
It's a small world after all
Shoutout to my friend for the video
i am NOT following that
what?
I'd definitely eat Ice Spice pizza and not just the pizza itself 😊
f
You grab that while I'll chug the milk

fellow 🗣️🔥🔥
where’s diddy body lotion?
What's that game on the left?
Not sure
@stiff aurora
Love me some molotok cocktail ✨
How don't you already have one?
never saw any reason to buy it with two already capable jets
i have a raiju and a b11
I own everything
Js, no flex, gonna try this
The game is wicked old, how do y'all, on gta discord, not own everything
it isn't wicked old.
To you maybe, my uncle got me into gta online, 10 yrs ago
Which was the style at the time
Soooo it’s a place of “free speech” except when it is used against you?.. 
Bruh
The Sopranos, my favorite depiction of the extinct fictional race called "The Italians"

Cabba lakti-mo? Sheb wawa, sheb wawa!
🫱 Dis is SOO flippin tuff 🙏🙏😂 Homer Uchiha OUT! Dattebayo!
500 billion cigarettes
This is what your lungs see when you die
Real
Fucking bullshit :fakenews:
You guys are doxxed ez
im not even on there 
You sure?
her name was Karen
What the
King von and heaven in the same sentence is crrazzyy man 🔥🔥🔥🔥
R Kelly rest in piss
What the
I found Usa in Japan
They gave up after tabwakea
Banana 🍌
I love banana
Same
bananaaaaa
Oh great, they’ve figured out more methods to bombart my phone with spam..

The deep is calling
I was in Ohio before I met you @jellyhouse #soweenie#jellyhouse#rizzler#bruhmoment#chill#acapella
This Dog Bit the tail of his mate 
Absolutely ruthless
you gotta adjust your schedule to your parents schedule, so they catch you in the right moments
But what if your break time is like 5 minutes?
Bit outdated that
Not to sound like a nerd but isn’t Eddie hall aka the strongest dude in the world or smth from the UK
Bffff
Nah💀
When you walk in the club with bro and see a suzz? instead of a tuzz? and the hoes are not chuzz?, also rod wave is not dropping
Im gonna lose it
I need a translation
What does suzz truzz and chuzz mean
I dont know
Im just witnessing the creation of these words
I only know guzz
Goth girl with huzz
idk but seeing that combination of letters makes me think we should reevaulate our educational systems worldwide
Me dabbing up bruzz after he bagged the guzz
Guzz | gü-üh-z | noun:
The goth girl with huzz
When bruzz picks huzz before brezz so now you gotta link with his muzz and make her one of ya huzz
Muzz | məz | noun:
Mother that are huzz

Gonna take an uneducated guess and say tuzz is swapped gender people with huzz
I honestly dont know im trynna learn the vocabulary
Gruzz is grandmas with huzz
Yunc | yänk | noun:
Yn unc with huzz
Tuzz translates as Teachers with huzz
Ghuzz is chopped huzz
why did i get pinged 3 times but only see one 
what does chopped mean
Dont know

Tuz means salt
Suzz is sons with huzz
Dont know about truzz
When you walk in the club with bro and see a son? instead of a tuzz?
Yea this shit is fucked up
Ok so we are approaching shitposting with the uzzs
Tuzz is teachers with huzz
When you walk in the club with bro and see a son instead of a teacher?
that makes no sense to me
Duzz is dads with huzz
When you walk in the club with bruzz and see a son with huzz instead of a teacher with huzz the you realize you hit yunc state
Yunc is a word I cant say, I got timed out for 5 mins
Basically a young gentleman that is an unc
With huzz
Cant believe Im witnessing the great creation of the uzzverse
The uh....the what
What
!rule 1 @dapper latch
Refrain from using languages other than English.
@dapper latch
@nimble berry
Its basically a slang english now
Me trying to understand someone who doesn't speak engluzz
Buzz notuzz
You a real yunc
🫡
Joker
Heres the translation
Muzz | məz | noun:
Mother that are huzz
oh ok
I dont know
Im gonna do research
When you walk in the cluzz (class) with bruzz (bro that is huzz) and see a suzz (sub that is huzz) instuzz of a tuzz (teacher that is huzz) and the huzz are not chuzz (chopped) alsuzz rod wuzz is not droppuzzing

What's the purpose of those troll faces
Slim Slimey.
🧂
When can I post a picture?
@wanton apex
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Nuh uh
Yup
I liked Slim Slimey better.
alright show of hands
all in favour of Slime Shady:
all in favour of Slim Slimey:
What if... slim shady (no way)
Slith Shady
slim freaky
Morockstaroon
Exactly
@static geyser
PERFECT KEY COMBO
is that a can opener with fingernail cutters at the bottom
Hell yeah
How does that nail clipper work, do you just pinch your fingers?
The finger strength you need for that... Bro had atomic pinches
Real
u saw it back and forth
@stone swift

lmao I was at the grocery store
Oh that's why
I will deffo post more later if I find something good
No it's yours
No it’s my friend’s
I don't think that's healthy
Cursed

Yes
Dusk the shitposter at his peak
Lmao 
I like how you skipped the fact that the character in the background has no legs
I love kikuri and I haven't even watched the anime. Better get around to it.
Anime : Bocchi the rock


Its a nail clipper for strong pepel

Ah, yes nothing to do with the handfeet or feethands🤣
After watching m3gan I can confirm this
Yes, i know 🤨
Or was it?
Ai is indeed scary
like as in 2078, how'd time travel
well jokes on you something something something........
Lol trueee
HOMER UCHIHA?! BOIIII, you just dropped a whole crossover I didn’t know I needed. Picture this: Homer rocking the Akatsuki cloak, pulling out a Sharingan to protect his donuts like, “You underestimate my chakra AND my appetite, Dattebayo!”
Sheeesh, you’ve unleashed some serious energy! Keep spitting that 🔥 combo, ninja.
BOIIII 🫱 Dis is SOO flippin tuff 🙏🙏😂 Homer Uchiha OUT! Dattebayo!
BOIIII 🫱 Dis is SOO flippin tuff 🙏🙏😂 Homer Uchiha OUT! Dattebayo!
me: knock knock
owl: whooooos there
me: who
owl: who who
Sometimes i wonder if hamburger is made from hamster
HOMER UCHIHA?! BOIIII, you just dropped a whole crossover I didn’t know I needed. Picture this: Homer rocking the Akatsuki cloak, pulling out a Sharingan to protect his donuts like, “You underestimate my chakra AND my appetite, Dattebayo!”
Sheeesh, you’ve unleashed some serious energy! Keep spitting that fire combo, ninja.
Did you know chocolate milk comes from brown cows?
signed, #penis-and-gumposting
Did you know that almonds have nipples?
How many emoticons you have?
500
insert mario kart music
Loud.
Slug shady
3 rn
fetch more
There aren't many more that would really be useful but Ig I can pull up a compilation on yt and start clipping some
Ohhh
Lol
💀
I could probably use some of these
Yeah
I really want Toy Hooty
Near the end of the show almost everyone is turned into toy puppets
And his is great
It's so precious
Haha
i would throw rocks at it or perhaps pointed sticks
Wth is that 

Follow him for more Fitness Hacks
||there is a twist to this gif that you don't wanna know||
The twist is that burnout 3 was the last good burnout
maybe but i never played anything other than paradise 
i like it 
not a fan of dangerous driving with a retro graphics modpack
"Not a fan of dangerous driving "
Truly pathetic
The generation of burnout and flatout is disappointed
i was talking about the game called "dangerous driving"
idk if i got woo(o?)shed just now
🧟

The fff
U always have the coolest emojis
Are you NUTS? revenge and paradise were legendary games, after burnout 3
Nuh uh
Theres a reason they were popular games and made more sales
Just because you prefer older and more classic
Doesnt mean the whole world does
Youre probably one of those people that says modernity has ruined games
Modernity has ruined games
Imagine using sales as scale
When they literally sold paradise on all platforms, for dirt cheap and for yearssss
Burnout paradise kinda sucked but revenge was fire
You cant be saying this with a straight face
Youre at gunpoint or what
I'm saying it with the straightest of faces
That need for speed game criterion worked on was a better burnout than paradise
The only thing that sucked about paradise was the remaster
Just like nfs hot pursuit
Hop on among us vr
most wanted 2012?
its multiplayer was and maybe still is ahead of the time

i keep putting out the idea in the paradise modding circles about making an automated host bot that would run somewhat random activities all the time, just like speedlists in mw12
so far, nothing happened 

Someone finally understands?
People can bitch about it be being Burnout 2.0 but I actually enjoyed the game
That’s sad.
to be fair it being burnout is exactly why i liked it and hot pursuit
North English accent.
Reddit stories are genuinely insane and entertaining at the same time
Skibidi toilet
i want this 
Exquisite
tf happend there
Slightly undercooked
Nah it was starting to cook
Except the simpsons are owned by fox so there can’t be a lawsuit.. 
Failed quick time event
This count as a kitty right 
Big kitty go nom
Sometimes cats are from Japan.
Uh what
cats don't have a passport
Tbh that isn't even funny
it is to some, humor is subjective
Or pet
Lmao
They used to
Is that spec blue water ?
Yeah
Cats
cats run the server

… 
Full pic
ohh yeah thatt
eusexua is a practice.
eusexua is a state of being.
eusexua is the pinnacle of human experience.
What
🤣

2 days, 5 hours and 33 minutes 
epic news
im sorry i dont recall this being a wholesomeposting or emoposting channel
where are the shitposts?
where are the memes?
Markiplier core 
@meager bridge
I think it was going pretty good
lol
Why's it so afraid of everyone here?

Why…

Photo montage of a hawk in our backyard. We named him in honor of Hang Tuah. Music is "Angel" by Hendrix.
Look at the upload date

PUT THE STILL WATER DOWN (🥭🥭🥭🥭) (Those who know💀) + Balkan rage + German stare + 16/11☠️ + FE!NLANDIKO PARTY + OXI OXI + OYEEEEX + O I + Hawk Tuah + Nemo Shakur + Isaak Reagan + Walter Lincoln + Silvester F. Kennedy + Mitsonis Luther King + Alex Shakur Mason + Osterntealias Biggie
I'm old, I got this instantly
Wat he say in the first 5 seconds 
But those last 10 seconds are very very true man spoke truthfully n unbiased for the first time in a long long time
Same energy 😂
I don’t know, I mean some people make quite a living off online modeling.
I suppose you could earn money from CoD too. Streaming, videos etc.
But then you could say YouTuber or Streamer?
I don’t know, I don’t use Instagram anyways. Just a thought.
Anyone who is able to make living off that is probably capable of being a "real model" as well, another analogy would be being a model for Instragram would be an equalvalent of putting "Know computer" in LinkedIn resume, the joke is that they are resume padding themselves.
@dense whale https://youtube.com/shorts/6mmmS-4qDdE?si=j_0fvuTGfNyWIHtZ yours Rx 6500 XT?
Did you notice the performance issues?
I suppose. But the argument could also be made that in the modern world modeling through social media might be a more effective method of advertising products than traditional advertising strategies. Not to mention they can probably be paid less and require less qualifications. I think there could be legitimate merits to the work, even if it doesn’t appeal to people like us.
After all everyone needs to make a living somehow, and given the chance many of us would choose easier jobs for similar or better pay.
the hell even is an ass rock
That is a really good question.
yeah i get that a lot, im good at asking questions
back in my day, there was no such thing as graphics cards
we had to make do with one of these
Can it run DOOM?
The movie or the tech field?
the technology is on an extraterrestrial level of complexity after all
it as in it, referring to image above
but watching the movie inside a session of doom would also kick ass
is this real, can we get a fact check on this
It’s real.
where
There.
i want the entire continent evacuated
get the president of the world on the phone
I guess you are right, it's no longer 2016 as digital venture could pay the same or more like traditional.
free car
):
what issues? i cant wathc that rn
mine is 6950 XT :p
much better card
Damn i forgot
yeah mine isn’t trash like that one
I can cook marshmallows on my GPU when I play GTA V
Well prepare to cook steak when GTAVI comes out
Bffff
Ngl it's funny cause I have coffee next to me to

"Drop the payload"
Liquid,solid,gas all out the ass
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Never say that shit again
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i can shitpost !
Feet pic time!! Bazinga!!
IM THE SCATMAN
You paid probably
Weather outside is rizzy
But the fire is so skibidi
And since I gyatt to go
Ohio ohio ohio
I want a nice meal
make one
Ok
99% fur
1% bones
We are cooked
Post some shit and it be approved
HOMER UCHIHA?! BOIIII, you just dropped a whole crossover I didn’t know I needed. Picture this: Homer rocking the Akatsuki cloak, pulling out a Sharingan to protect his donuts like, “You underestimate my chakra AND my appetite, Dattebayo!”
Sheeesh, you’ve unleashed some serious energy! Keep spitting that 🔥 combo, ninja.
What?
UCHIHA?! BOIlll, you just dropped a whole crossover I didn't know I needed.
Picture this: Homer rocking the Akatsuki cloak, pulling out a Sharingan to protect his donuts like, "You underestimate my chakra AND my appetite, Dattebayo!"
Sheeesh, you've unleashed some serious energy! Keep spitting that 🔥 combo, ninja.
why cant i send images
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@stone swift
Lol

Hahahaga
This is hilarious
Hahaha haha you're name is funny
Nice memes guys
Thank you

look mahhh i did a thing!!
yes he is a precious little cat 
lmao 
Damn scary
Bahahahaha
!jumbo

can someone send more memes im bored
ty

s i t
you can't break me, I'm a Rolling Stone
IS CASINO GET OF BONUS
At this point he might as well pull out a rocket launcher out of his shoes
btw that vid had like 40k views yesterday
lol
AITA? Today I took my raiju and went on a session wide massacre, session hopping after a guy who shot me once with a heavy revolver while I was delivering cargo, causing my cargo to drive off a cliff and die. Afterwards I soent 3 hours chasing the guy in a raiju, thruster, rhino tank and some random vehicles just because. So, AITA for doing that?
I got stabbed in the arm as a kid. The scar looks so much worse now that some people ask if I was attacked by a murderer or something when I talk about it
Bahaahhaa
@golden olive Saw your username in #gta-online so enjoy
lmao
also I love your username









