#memes-and-shitposting
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yes
we did then
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i dont have gta on my pc right now xd
maybe a long time ago i dont even remember
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maybe the name f4bian is common and I just dont know

bro is down BAD
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lol
Both 
Me and the boys when a package says it's shipped and the shipping information says "a label has been created"
the fog is coming π
2006 Honda Civic
haha im just joking!! (voices are real and the legend is real, the end is near)
I wonder when he'll next remind us of this awesome epic fact
Just gotta agree till they go away
What do you mean by still worked?
he doesnt know
Such plebs, parking in front of the casino as if they don't own the place
Oh, that's right, they don't, peasants
your casino offers valet? all the ones near me don't
I have a penthouse
I just pulled inside, like some people's moms
very fancy
Free parking too, very similar
I mean it's rolled into your membership
like the VIP room or
How often do you have to go to keep it, it must be often
rent on a penthouse is crazy if you're there more than one night
I mean, I spin the wheel everyday I can, free stuff is free stuff. Like some people's moms with 20bucks
Like, 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Oh yeah
As a member, I get a free spin each day, much like people's moms
Again, like people's moms, a great joy of a spin. Very rewarding
aint heard of a casino offering that, is that like in vegas?
Nah, Los Santos. Diamond Casino. You should pull up some time
Bitch it might be
Lol
pa paya papapapa pa paya
yo murdii you still got that Master Chief saves Steve video
i think its the last one i posed saying this is a certified hood classic
its buried deep in my folder
Nah i gamble real money. Ceaser's Palace and Planet Hollywood. from Bellagio to The Venetian. MGM Grand be bussin with table service
Harrah's is mid smh

Cannibalism
The new zealanders will not be pleased
%shitposting%
Dog just walking the street on it's own
"watch yo mouth"
Imagine we get a clue an alien civilization exists and they just send |< V/ β΅
Mouth wash is important too
i dont think thats how you use soap
HELP I- πβ On my first day Of school I decided to Wear a skims dress and new classmates yelled "WOW HOURGLASSS" and i introduced myself (i have a mommy voice lol) and they started barking
HELP I- πβ On my first day Of school I decided to Wear a skims dress and new classmates yelled "WOW HOURGLASSS" and i introduced myself (i have a mommy voice lol) and they started barking


is this a type of zoomer joke I don't get because I'm millennial
If you don't get it, then you're just not online enough to understand it
And you should be proud of it
I don't get most of the jokes in this channel either so i just pass
βYou are not brainrotted π€β
βYou dont understand π€β
Ahhh comment
darkranger1198 literally any guy on roblox πΉπ€
Pizzagamer999
Nothing is funny about them, it's just one of those jokes that is "funny" if you go along with it
Those ones in were everyone stares at you with a poker face instead of laughing π€
Btw I kinda like your Roblox fyp post @heavy pulsar
haha thanks
Eh it's just more electrolytes, basically mountain dew but more extreme but they advertising those to kids
has a metric ton of potassium iirc, though you want more sodium from a "sports hydration beverage", buuuuuut they can technically market it as more electrolytes because of it.
yeah 10mg sodium to 700mg potassium for a 17oz prime compared to 270mg sodium and 80mg potassium for a 20oz gatorade
He's gonna change prime to IV liquid at some point
Wtf
Not while its at its "prime" 
"literally catches fire as easily as shit" 
unless its diesel
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I don't have goddamn faith dutch
Bro is doing some blank exercises
All normal people look at Presidents this way. In fact, you're weird for thinking it's weird.
It's giving "the night you murdered my family, I was too young to face you. Too small - so I was forced to watch. Since then I have become stronger, larger, more capable - while you have withered. And now, at the hour of my choosing, on my field of battle, we finally meet. And look at you. You can barely stand beneath the weight of your own armor. A desiccated husk visibly wilting as we speak.
Do you even remember my name?"
This has 'liquid swords by GZA' wu tang vibes, love it
Joker II wasn't too bad tbh but yeah, the musicals were a bit much
Jhonkler?! Were? Who? Balkan reference?
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I have a meme that is like that
It sucks that when the happy times are over, you never know if its gonna happen again π
alright so blocking you doesnβt seem to stop you. stop posting my ig in every server you can find me in. all because i wouldnβt draw you cars 2 fanart for free despite my prices being clear. leave me alone or i will be going to the police
Don't compare your normal moments with someone good moments
Are there any lunchy's left?
I heard that most people like their cheese drippy
Aint no way

Chotto matte
Not sure if ong or just goonin
Posting
What on earth is going on here
How do people even see a person and think of this
Idk π€·ββοΈ
Where's the turtle π’?
Oh snap, John Cena's coming, everyone stand completely still
Iykyk
Nothing for hours
@terriblemaps
If Newton shitted everyday on his toilet, how come he only found gravity from the apple that fell on him?
Good question
fr
You see nobody thinks about about the shit they did, literally
Your pfp is very cursed
They strip away his 3 senses
Lol
Fabian?
We speaking almost same languages
But Italian in place of spanish
Salut!
Ciao!
Hello!
You Moldavian or Romanian?
Yes
oala in romanian means pot hahaha
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Ik
More like hoot hoot
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Lol yes
Boy name
Girl photo
Sent you a friend request
I guess we will understand eachother well
So will you accept?
Its fron an anime, dont worry xD
I never watched anime
Me neither, only few ones
Level 5 hmm how hard is to be level 5?
About half an hour talking in a normal channel
And is there any spam channel?
?
You'll need to hold conversation in one of the other channels
Or here, but it will take longer
And how did you get moderator?
But can we talk? Or its only shitpost?
Good question
We hold staff applications when there are openings on the staff team
I'm staff on all servers I enter I like respecting rules
And making people respect them
Cause what's an society without rules?
Mayhem I'll answer this
How old are you
14 you?
15 on 01.01.2025
Me 20/12/2004
Oops wrote this in a game channel which is 18+
No Lester im not giving you 20% of my level
Don't even try
Bought GTA this year btw
But it is about an 18+ game
I'm literally giving reasons to stuff to ban me


How is the joke ok I'm not good at them
Found my new bow in skyrim
Turns shit into a table
Idk the game so
Yes
Rockstar's ain't bigger?
Ok
Than I hit the bank
I'm literally farming level with you
Didn't imagine this as an start
Farming with the staff
Lfg meaning btw?

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And are here toxic people?
Looking For Group
Ok thanks
I mean those are everywhere. We have @wanton apex for that
Is staff here toxic?
Not normally
But you seen any?
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Non GTA channel in GTA group
Btw listen
I was going home with my buddy michael
GTA 5 I was him
Him like michael
Can't all be about a game, gotta give people space to chat
And I saw an Lamborghini with an fat man at wheel
So we have a strict not GTA section
What
Esto muerto i bet means he is dead
Ok I don't watch anime so I won't catch it
Hmmmmm


GTA San Andreas is back baby
You got the wrong house fool

Hmm what's that
Should I understand that?

Majora's mask zelda
No
Sad it's an good game
I have it on ohone
Phone

Old game

My favourite GTA image
Tbh
Free

The Xbox or ps gamers are just aim bot users
That's what I think
Not sure
yessir
I'm eagerly awaiting for the next time

he's still pretty active
gmod ah crash
FROM THE SCREEN π» TO THE RING π TO THE PEN ποΈTO THE KING π€΄ WHERES MY CROWN π THATS MY BLING π ALWAYS TROUBLE WHEN I REIGN [proud]
Owner: officer it just fell off the sky 
Officer: 
So this oven, which was lodged into this vehicle that apparently had the same thing happen previously, now had dislodged itself due to failing infrastructure, and is now lodged in the front of my car, which I am towing in front of someone who's about to say...
So this oven, which was lodged into this vehicle that apparently had the same thing happen previously, now had dislodged itself due to failing infrastructure, and is now lodged in the front of my car, which I am towing in front of someone who's about to say... Now loop
Muricans β’οΈ
That's the guy towing the car with a oven lodged into it, or the other guy?
Schrodinger's oven, oh shit
You talkin' bands, girl, I got it
Benjamin's all in my pocket
I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playin' Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him
Ayy, I got a Glock in my 'Rari, ayy, 17 shots, no .38
I got a Glock in my 'Rari, 17 shots, no .38
I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine (yeah, baby)
She walk past, I press rewind (yeah, baby)
To see that a- one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us (they know us)
All fast money, no slow bucks (yeah, baby)
No one can control us
(Uh, yeah, Monty) ayy, yeah, baby
The oven is either in the front of one car being towed or not towed in this context. Stupid autocorrect
awwwwww that's Diddy stopping me
See, just gotta be approved
It's called DM roulette. DM mods until u either banned or approved
Good luck. May the odds be ever in your favor!
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huh
for permission
r u slow bruv
to send
check my ping
i wrote this message 10 minutes ago anticipating your answer
its pretty hard tbh
What is that fit
the shoes
Give him a goofy hat and he's gonna look like a pilgrim sponsored by calvin klein
A relative of barbabel or how that villain from smurfs is called 
Someone caption this
Imagine how many times he had to deal with people in his lawn to finally put this sign and get rid of them once and for all and now living peacefully 
did you forget to @ someone? π
He probably use it as a home for his cat to stay 
Far Cry New Dawn
Far Cry 3, but only because it's the classic edition

From the screen π» to the ring π to the PEN ποΈto the king π€΄ wheres my crown π thats my bling π always trouble when i ring π
you know it π
KSI when he sees valid criticism
Me fr 
On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.
What about weed for other health issues as well π
Got the Quaaludes for my back pain though
What about left and right?
ask ur mum
You should ask your mom about the left and right, there's certainly a lesson there
That car is like your mom, burns 8 rubbers a day
mcdonald really let himself go
Grimaces influence cannot be overstated.
I still haven't beat Fallout 4
People also never played some old games from ps1 and ps2 who were tough as shit. Souls games are nothing compared to them
if ps1 games are hard
don't play nes 
nes games should only be played by gen x ppl
too fucking hard for me
I think nes is also an old console?
NES is insanely hard
Yeah back then there were not arrows and shit or info to redirect us on what to do and where to go. We had to figure out ourselves. Adding also the difficulty of battles (depending on game). For example as a kid it took me like a month to finish "Syphon Filter" game and also stuck in the 3rd stage of "Syphon Filter 2" as i didn't knew what to do. Back then there was also no internet so you had to ask your friends hoping they know or have a solution π
I remember we also got cheats on Gta Sa writen on paper so we don't forget them. Good old times. No internet
PERRY THE SQUIGGLY LINE!?
why is he just laying there
MENACINGLY

hmmmm
wrong chiken
Wdym
People say all the angels are in heaven, thatβs not true Iβm in your walls
Has government flying spys*
Nintendo entertainment system π
From a viable sauce:
The Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) is an 8-bit home video game console produced by Nintendo. It was first released in Japan on July 15, 1983, as the Family Computer (Famicom).
[note 1] It was released in US test markets as the redesigned NES in October 1985, and fully launched in the US the following year.
The NES was distributed in Europe, Australia, and parts of Asia throughout the 1980s under various names. As a third-generation console, it mainly competed with Sega's Master System.
Based on my twitter storm from 2019:
https://twitter.com/doityboy/status/1171123130242408448
Outtakes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcw1gXJE78M
Cuck Assistant:
https://www.youtube.com/user/Freddery
https://www.patreon.com/Freddery
Music:
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Xylo-Ziko/Minimal_1625/Phase_2_1586
h...
Think we know what dusk's searches have been today 
You appear to have been muted
my cat pic now
She let me play with her kitty
Guess I'm banned
!av @pseudo galleon
You know why I got Clyde
I don't, I'm pretty sure it's a glitch.
thanks drew it myself

Nice
.
LMAO
@stiff aurora no
I just find this meme hilarious
I was always curious about these chairs
who is kikuri
LMAO
The perfect Laughing Kikuri hiroi Bocchi the rock animated GIF for your conversation. Discover and share the best GIFs on Tenor.
It's from an anime called Bocchi the Rock apparently
i can finally say it, hawk tuahπ
Follow for more music inspirations βΊοΈ#singing #music #song
Bounce by System of a Down on Toxicity (2001)
The strongest weapon
The way he is holding the weapon it mostly fires backwards

Kat-lashnikov 47
Damn
You know I keep that thang on me
@round sable
@nimble berry too
@cosmic panther too
@prime breach too
I cant @ everyone sorry
@latent crest
Already sent him β€οΈβπ©Ή
Wastefull
If ur gonna have anime in the car make it the whole car
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i don't want anime on my car
Yeah like princess bubblegum π
...also the meaning of death 
Thats a lie
π€¨ i am literally number one anime non-enjoyer
BAU BAU
Fr
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BAUra π
I thought I was in community for a sec
He is eSPECIALy funny 
sometimes we have like, whole ass conversations here π€£
Yeah
Itβs better than community cause we can troll
You won't see me sending those in community
I know but it feels like, somewhat similar sometimes because people talk here also.
procceds to send those in community
I'm gonna send this to the polish person at the aurora server
he wanted ideas for a present for his granma
she may like trance who knows
π
to stop you from smacking the wall with a door if its too close to one
The right one?
prevents door from smacking in the wall, breaks the door afterwards because he hit his small foot toe in the corner of the door

hawk 2?
The retro gaming fb group I'm in just banned hawk twah related posts
I wouldn't be surprised if this word is banned here too lol
insert JoJo Siwa karma dance gif
Its the hawk 2 for me
From the screen to the ring to the pen π£π£

Some are on the door itself too
Correct. Just got done with a workout and I do indeed need to shower
do not shower
Bath instead
I was going to type this out myself but 1) too long; and 2) it'd be funny, but kind of a weird reputation to cultivate
I will accept paw pics by DM
But they have to be real paws
I do not have a bath
In the name of the Bunπ₯the Butterπ§ and the Holy Skibidiπ½π, i wish you a good night toilets!
almost NEVER
Iβd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group. The accusations regarding my so called βbehaviourβ are untrue and extremely hurtful. To the accusers (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration: thinking
- Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this cam come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.
- The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.
- I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent those pics to other people
- No I have not been making threats to those ewho choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a βthreatβ. I consider it more aβ¦ life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. Iβll be right here waiting for an apology.
- And finally, as you can see, I didnβt tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect oneβs decision to have their own so called βopinionβ no matter how misguided it may be.
As you can tell , my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend. Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the group.
@lyric badge
tbf this thinkpad keyboard is somewhere between feeling really nice, and also feeling way too flat and with wide spaces in between the keys and my fingers miss the keys and fly into the empty spaces
What in the sigma is this
lol
beautiful censor
I.. hate the accuracy of that..
I miss my wives
I miss being happy.
Same :(
do a little dance and cheer up
π
Or you could be like me and get stuck on antidepressants and watch your life slip into the abyss. I'd suggest getting help now if you're actually that unhappy.
I got pressing matters that continually keep me in this state π.
I've been like this for 11 years now. And recent events have only made it worse. That's why I'm on meds now.
only thing that's pressing is your ass in your chair π€ π₯ π₯
Meanwhile im on nothing
Anyways how did this devolve
Indeed
But im on my bed
Been like that for the past week or so now
Can I steal it?
We're is my best staff?
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Imagine if a real cat actually stood up and started busting out some moves like this π€£
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One cat meme is all it takesππ
I will have negative survival chances

:(
,-,
I heard this emoji is illegal now because it promotes non-nazi podcasting 
Ban hawk tua and Joe Rogan gets more listeners, that's what my friend said
People always told me that I take my love too far then refused to help me
I don't think most people truly grasp the significance of how they've fitted the hydrocoptic marzel vanes. When I was still a kid in college, I lost a dear friend of mine in an engineering class when a waneshaft started side fumbling so hard that it lost ambifacence. The spurving bearings couldn't handle the panometric load and they shattered. Killed him instantly. It's been over fifty years, and I still have nightmares where I see the stator embedded in his skull, whirring around and leaving semi-boloid patterns carved into his scalp. People love to give Rockwell shit because of the way they couple their tremipipes, but the fact is, their design saves lives.
Plant
Stopped watching the moment he started talking
Imagine seeing him doing this face at night and you see him with your flashlight 
I didn't even open it
Good
... also
Story time
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Why does this feel accurate
because we have been playing rpgs
Where dusky with lot of memes 
these guys are having fun
Open DM to @wanton apex and ask for approved shitposter role
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Skibidi:
- Dop dop dop yes yes
- Fredy fazber
- Idk dont ask me bro
- PUT THE PHONE DOWN!!
- Its for my safety
where
I think she should conveniently overdose and I wouldn't save her
its a canon event
Hehe
You were to smart for me walter
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First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordβ’ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordβ’ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
The reason why car companies always have some business fight
White feathered masked sniper. Sounds good for a snow build
Like ghille suit is for green areas
Yeah
My gaming laptop is perfectly quiet if I only use it for my browser.
π
I only open a few tabs anyways for notes and lecture slides.
Gaming laptop, may aswell just get a console π
Iβd need to lug a TV around with me too. Or if itβs one of the portable consoles I couldnβt use it for note taking in class.
tablet enters chat
Dude if I had a gaming laptop, it wouldn't leave the house. Let alone taking it to school. That's crazy. Surely a cheap tablet would be suitable for school work etc ?
My backpack and laptop never leave my sight. I might get a cheaper laptop when I transfer next year.
if that was me, it would be a brief case- handcuff scenario, like it's holding nuclear launch codes or somin
π
Iβm not the only person who brings gaming laptops to class you see.
Fredy Fazber π»π»

You heard the card
Ey
Now that's shitposting, I bet Elon has a discord in here. He's such a troll. Remember the Homer Simpson car? (Cyber truck)
Let it be known that should the circumstance arise in which the musical production technician of the hip hop genre known as βPrepubescent Metropolisβ lacks the confidence to comfortably instill a sense of trustworthiness into you due to past dispositions regarding the nature of your character, you have my certainty that I will be arming myself with one of many various caliber ballistic combat firearm weapons and, after loading a magazine which contains the ammunition on which the projectile lethality is based, and loading a single unit of this ammunition into the capacity chamber of the weaponized warfare mechanism after disengaging the safety locking unit located on the firearm, I will be acquiring the physical space which your biological presence encapsulates into the appropriate sighting contraptions affixed to my caliber combat gadget, so that I may then exert force from my index finger onto the trigger mechanism of the weapon system and set forth a ballistics reaction which will launch a bullet-like projectile into the general direction of which you are present with the ambition that said bullet will penetrate your epidermis and burrow deeply into your vital organ systems, leading to the internal flowing of crimson life liquids, external spillage of said liquids, and severe damage of biological tissues deemed only repairable by an appropriately trained surgeon.
Chill bro π
Dont get active π
Bro
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Your bio π€ͺ
yes
Let me tell you something
In a world where chaos reigned supreme and music videos had transcended all logic, there existed the most peculiar creature: the Skibidi Toilet. This wasnβt just any toiletβit was a toilet that could sing, dance, and, most importantly, do the Skibidi dance. Its porcelain base shimmered with an otherworldly glow, and atop its throne-like structure sat a lid that bobbed in perfect rhythm to a song only it could hear. It was the leader of a bizarre movement, a revolution of the most bathroom-related proportions.
One fateful morning, the Skibidi Toilet awoke with an urgeβan urge not just to flush but to perform. It launched itself across the tiled floor, twirling with an elegance that defied the laws of plumbing. Its lid flapped open and shut like a mouth possessed by the spirit of interpretive dance, while the pipes beneath it groaned in sync with the cosmic beat. The floor tiles pulsed with light, each one lighting up in time with the mysterious melody that echoed throughout the bathroom and beyond.
But the Skibidi Toilet wasnβt alone. From the shower drain emerged the Drain Dancers, a troupe of sentient hairballs and soap scum who had long been practicing their routine for just such an occasion. Together, they created a choreography so dazzling, so utterly nonsensical, that it bent the very fabric of reality. The toiletβs bowl spun like a DJβs turntable, while its handle acted as the maestro of the strange, otherworldly symphony of flushes, beats, and gurgles.
Soon, the bathroom walls started to vibrate as Skibidi Fever spread. Toilets from around the globe felt an uncontrollable urge to join in. Public restrooms, high-end hotel bathrooms, and even the humble porta-potty all caught the beat, bouncing, twisting, and spinning in perfect Skibidi harmony. The air was thick with the smell of disinfectant and destiny. Crowds gathered, mesmerized by the sight of entire armies of toilets performing synchronized Skibidi routines in shopping malls, city squares, and football stadiums.
The Skibidi Toilet, crowned as the dance king, led its porcelain army across nations, recruiting bidets, sinks, and even rebellious urinals to its cause. Together, they performed routines so mesmerizing that humans could do nothing but watch, hypnotized by the spectacle.
However, the Skibidi Toilet had one enemy: the Stiff-Lipped Plunger Society. These vigilante plungers were determined to stop the toilet rebellion, seeing it as a threat to the order and cleanliness of bathroom civilization. Armed with rubbery determination, they stormed bathroom after bathroom, attempting to silence the Skibidi movement. Yet, for every plunger they threw, a toilet performed an even more outrageous dance moveβa double-flush flip, a high-pressure spin, a triple-plunger dodge.
In the climactic showdown, the leader of the Stiff-Lipped Plungers faced off against the Skibidi Toilet in a final dance-off. The air was electric with tension as the plunger twirled its rubbery head, but the Skibidi Toilet, fueled by the power of all the worldβs beats and flushes, delivered the performance of a lifetime. Its lid snapped open and closed in rapid-fire rhythm, water swirling in the bowl to the exact cadence of the cosmic Skibidi song. The Plunger, overwhelmed, could do nothing but bob sadly to the beat, defeated by the superior groove.
And so, the Skibidi Toilet became a legend, forever known as the dancing monarch of all things bathroom. Though the fever died down, it is said that somewhere in the deepest corners of the world, you can still hear the faint echoes of its toilet-themed anthemβSkibidi-dibidi-dip, the flush that would never be forgotten.
dude
Are you broken?
This video is fake
This is what Tesla gets for being 6 years late to everything I guess
there are companies already doing this
tesla is the new theranos
Now that there are electric cars, will car enthusiasts be known as electric heads instead of petrol heads?
So what would electrical enthusiasts be known as?
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What do you like on/in your bagel?
Cream
This?
Better late than never 
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I take it on vacation or to visit friends and game at their place too.
I use it for both gaming and class.
Gaming laptop is so convenient especially if you don't have a steady home and move around more or less
I have it sitting on a cooldown desk with fans π. Doesn't do much but still better than nothing π
Cooling pad or how its called
I have one laptop too
Legion very nice
I heard about them not long ago. I have asus tho. I was about to buy msi but for the same specs asus was cheaper and i didn't regretted it till now at least
Gaming or normal one?
My gaming laptop is actually pretty good with cooling. Which surprised me.
This fits in this channel. They had one job π
Fuck it. Get the steam one
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Garbage
Steam Deck better

lol for real
You don't wanna buy Nintendo for games like Mario
Get za steam Deck and play da AAA games !!
I am not giving any money to nintendo
Fuck them
sweet karma this gigaleak
for suing palworld

nintendo doesn't even allow people to download games anymore
you need to buy their new iteration everytime
to have the privilege of buying a game from 20 years ago for 50 bucks
Its like they are asking to go bankrupt or something
yeah it's like they want people to pirate games
Only narrow-minded people will follow them
Hopefully other companies won't follow this path but i saw your xbox post earlier above and cloud playing seems like a form of rent. At least better than Nintendo but still i don't like it
I have a dvd boxset of the show knight rider from the 80s. It's about a guy and a talking car. No one is going to take that away from me, it will last 30 years
I mean being inside one feels like you are inside a "box" so xbox getting it its not a surprise 
Physical media matters
You reminded me of og dukes of hazard movie were the protagonist speaks to his car. One of my favourite movies
As long as you take care of it it will last forever π
exactly
Well as long as you are around
Yes
https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C9hKrGRo7jt/?igsh= @unique sleet
multi inzetbaar die Tumbler #worsie? π
1st time I've ever been pinged here in years lmao
Im different π
Hi different, i am same

Hello same
I have this goofy channel hidden :(
Ah. I didn't want to post it in the other channel bc it wasn't on channel topic
someone post something funny
The chiropractor one was pretty funny
5 foot girls be like "nah he too short, I want a tall man"
idk how they expect that in guys
not all women ofc
but that's all u see on insta and stuff so people just believe it cuz they silly
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That outfit gives off "beginner low-level tryhard" vibes.
At least it's not a Typhlosion.
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Is there a grinder one with inflatable post op van? πΏ
My eyes
sorry if i hurt you skibidi
Excuse me what?
dop dop dop yes yes
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That's the real weather control
tyler derden
2001? π
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Epic shitposting is some times indistinguishable from spam
Not saying that's epic shitposting, just being objective
Haruhi is Japanese...
Can't you read the post? It says she's American.
at this rate, we're gonna pass the burrito again
you suck bitch
skill issue
That's weird idk
Paul walker 
the small resolution makes this even funnier 

Appropriate response
back in my day memes and shitposting used to contain memes and shitposts
i say as i crack my back in fifteen different places and walk away with my cane
is that bad
NASA is a joke now
the woman who granted space X the next program , quit, then went to work for them
now nasa is waiting for elon's defective spaceships to work
they're gonna wait for a very long time
imagine trusting elon's ''I'm sure next year...X will happen'' mentality for the progress of your country's space program
he's been promising self driving cars for the past 12 years
tesla will NEVER have proper self driving
alright now I get it
Just a normal conversation
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She originally cussed Homer out, and got fired because it turned out he was NASA's something or whatever
Homer told her to watch her language, she cussed him out
Oh
The original was posted
Yeah, fabian only posting half jokes π€‘
Unless you know the homer hickam guy, I guess π€·ββοΈ












