memes-and-shitposting

[true gull]

What a time to be alive

At this rate the usa isnt far off

[carmine patrol]

I'm kind of tired of all these historic events...

Can they save these for next century?

[true gull]

Historic?
Entire world politics will be a comic book

I dont think i can even name a place that kind of even have a good political practices going on

[carmine patrol]

@weary sentinel First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[true gull]

Iam so happy this is still going on

[carmine patrol]

I feel like getting rid of the executive branch is a congress move.... cause congress is the only ones who benefit from that. The legeslative branch is the most corrupt branch, what with lobbying, gerymandering, and fillibustering. Removing the executive branch basically means no one except the supreme court can stop them. Not to mention, instead of just 1 idiot having the nuclear football, it'd be hundred of ego driven idiots with it

[carmine patrol]

Waxing.

[true gull]

Ripped my balls off

Never give ball advice again

[true gull]

If its all leading to one guy having omega control we are all fucked

The US pretty much owns everything world wide

[carmine patrol]

Ehhhh... removing any of the branches would be the end of this country. Kind of the problem with a tripod government is what happens when you remove a leg

[true gull]

All of this have to be an episode of south park

[tender jackal]

Just unscrew them dude

[clever mantle]

Nah bro i twist em off,u got em with screws?

[hard lichen]

lol

[cosmic ember]

Makin a solo public real quick and riding this one out fr

$200,000,000 bounty lmao

[hard lichen]

Real benefits from BMW

[clever mantle]

🤌

[nimble berry]

Kekw

Perfection

[prime breach]

Bruh, that poor pizza

Guess it took too many takes

who is she, tho?

[clever mantle]

@ ?

[zenith sluice]

Excommunicado John Wick

[static walrus]

Dip them in lava

[true gull]

Worked
Issue solved ✅
I would like to thank all of the server (GTA Online by Rockstar ™️, Discord.com server) for helping me shave my balls
Dipping them in lava brought my balls mew shine even boric acid failed to achieve
I cant recommend it enough, i feel lile i have been reborn over and over and over again
I didnt have to buy any new balls from the ball and cock store down the street, they dont make them like this anymore
Now i cant wait to go punching homeless people with my shiny new balls without them tieing over
I would like again to thank (GTA Online by Rockstar ™️ Discord.com server) members for this amazing hot double minty help, i wouldn't be alive and breathing out you.

[static walrus]

I call it factory reset

Works everytime fr

[plain urchin]

The only BMW that actually works proper.

[nimble rover]

i voted in primary

no one there is any better

[round sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669579780789895168/1256279444025249953/image0.jpg?ex=668030e7&is=667edf67&hm=57267af197d560c45c3ad2a719bafb1c7400d17d4f66b8ae6778a6a8bc961357&

[round sable]

jfc amadeus

also you sure? everything is burnt this ain't it

[tidal phoenix]

Me when I get the merryweather Fooligan mission

[chilly geyser]

If I was the person with that amount of a bounty set on my head, im going to leave and rejoin.

[vital imp]

That's a knee slapper right there

[clever pilot]

https://youtu.be/ccvnieOBnxA?si=ITZmTUq2aAB4CNj_

[round sable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801964201865379876/1256398490427330613/2_5474317396531498525.mp4?ex=66809fc6&is=667f4e46&hm=f2849a65f5c4d2d242881ad230d839f72504f7a5ce7fdea1f54d329a8a35a45e&

[celest pagoda]

😭

[clever mantle]

Bruh

Why

[stone swift]

I live alone

[clever mantle]

Its someone inside the walls lmao

[carmine patrol]

He looks like he had a stroke at some point

[stone swift]

[clever mantle]

He already has lmaoo

My boi on 300 ping

[carmine patrol]

Oh, OK, so I was right. I saw how half his face is off and was like "bro had a stroke"

[cosmic ember]

This is the only good ones of these I have ever seen, I hate this meme format it's so weird

This one is actually funny though

[rare drift]

2016 is calling

[coral raven]

Lol

[clever mantle]

Car

[unkempt geyser]

@fair jungle

[cosmic ember]

Lol

[viscid cipher]

When you feel like giving up, remember this...

[normal jewel]

He has such a way with words.

[prime breach]

Holy shit, it's already been over 10 years since then? Wow

[fair jungle]

💀😭

[rare drift]

rule 5

casually homophobic

okay

[azure shadow]

Is that not heterophobic though?

[rare drift]

read a book

thank you

[azure shadow]

Point proven

[rare drift]

"point proven" cornball

[azure shadow]

Nice edit

[rare drift]

thanks

i worked very hard

[azure shadow]

Should probably think before you type lol

[rare drift]

i think you shouldve thought before you typed this

[azure shadow]

I did. That's how I thought about what I typed

[clever mantle]

hmmm

[azure shadow]

Just stating the obvious to the offended individual about maybe you've offended someone else but there is no repricussions on your side

[rare drift]

how did i offend someone posting an edit of someone running over a pride parade

like

[azure shadow]

I didn't see that

[rare drift]

idk why youre protecting someone posting obvious hate

[azure shadow]

Was it censored?

[rare drift]

an edit

[azure shadow]

All I saw was this

[rare drift]

yeah

and you still protect that

[azure shadow]

I mean this is called "Memes and shitposting" sooooo

[clever mantle]

this is a memes channel

[rare drift]

pretty sure memes are supposed to be funny

[clever mantle]

people allowed to post whatever they find funny

[rare drift]

killing queer people is not funny

and it is hate speech

[clever mantle]

dawg its a meme channel

[rare drift]

dawg it is not a meme

[azure shadow]

Calling someone "homophobic" isn't hate speach?

How does that work?

[rare drift]

you know what hate speech would be?

me saying "kill all straight people" or whatever

pointing out hate speech is not hate speech

[azure shadow]

Did they say that or did they just post a picture?

[clever mantle]

Ok? Im straight and i dont feel hated

[rare drift]

good for you

[clever mantle]

There u go

[nimble berry]

[clever mantle]

People dont share the same thoughts as u

[rare drift]

id say the moderation team does seeing that the video was deleted

[azure shadow]

I guess if they share different thoughts then they should be targeted and censored. But again how is that not hate?

[nimble berry]

What even is this discussion

[clever mantle]

Yo can we move on

[rare drift]

you are genuinely deranged

seriously

[clever mantle]

Its a meme channel

[rare drift]

read a book about queer supression and come back

[clever mantle]

People wanna share memes

[azure shadow]

I'm not deranged. xD

Is that another hate speech comment?

xD

[clever mantle]

Wait i got a meme here i think

[nimble berry]

If you post a meme like that I will yeet you

[clever mantle]

Mini butcher

[azure shadow]

xDDD

[nimble berry]

How's that for discussion.

Moving on now

[rare drift]

thank you

[clever mantle]

Oii

[nimble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/ludacris-stomp-af1-air-force1-big-foot-gif-16260191

[clever mantle]

Lmaoo

Damnn bro alr

My bad g

[azure shadow]

Immature lol

[granite radish]

Behold! Today heralds the grand occasion, a Fortnite Day extravaganza! Attend, for I summon thee, three stalwart pickaxe titans, to partake in the noble endeavor of constructing towering edifices. Additionally, anticipate the forthcoming proclamation, wherein I shall bestow 100 free subscriptions to the Battle Pass. Remember, should you be among the illustrious pickaxe brethren, grace us with your presence. Fortnite Day beckons, stand firm, my comrades. Embrace the spirit of the default skin."

[clever mantle]

Yap yap yap

Jk imma read that

[nimble berry]

And that's how I became a Sigewinne main

[clever mantle]

Me to my online character

[granite radish]

No way Joe Biden said this

[clever mantle]

Fire

[rare drift]

didnt trump repost that image?

he wanna get freaky 👅 with bidone...

[nimble berry]

I saw an AI of them kissing

It was hilarious

[clever mantle]

U saw that one too lmaoo

I was dying ong

Woke up to that on tiktok lol

[rare drift]

isnt there like grafitti art of ronald reagan and some other politician making out on the berlinw all

[azure shadow]

That's disgusting and perverted.

[rare drift]

sorry couldnt hear you over the blocked

[clever mantle]

Yoo can we please not

[azure shadow]

That's ok. You support pervertedness

[rare drift]

they started it!!

[clever mantle]

Share some memes or smth

[rare drift]

im trying man

[clever mantle]

I started with butcher

[rare drift]

heres a really funny geometry dash level

https://fixvx.com/devilminee/status/1803163179142488244

[azure shadow]

Matthew 24 10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.

[rare drift]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

still hanging onto it im crying

[stiff aurora]

Not a feature I would expect in a insane lvl

[rare drift]

🎣

[pseudo galleon]

holy fuck

[pseudo galleon]

i commend the people involved in that shitpost of a convo

lemme see if i can find a meme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/543268175391883273/1256671719553372283/02541ff43e406c26.png?ex=66819e3d&is=66804cbd&hm=671257985c0d9b716d931e54a39f915df3d7d8832930d2765ec33686b6525f20&

[clever mantle]

Hmmmm

[rare drift]

intentional??

[clever mantle]

U guys want any of that?

[pseudo galleon]

intentional what

[rare drift]

did they mean for it to spell... yknow

[pseudo galleon]

also why do i have u blocked

[rare drift]

oh um

idk

[pseudo galleon]

no clue i didnt make the sign

https://tenor.com/view/fire-in-the-hole-mewing-fire-in-the-hole-mewing-gif-18313241035063032201

[rare drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759814040297275402/1051962813012254900/catet.gif

[pseudo galleon]

whats everyone up to

[pseudo galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/poke-poking-nerd-girl-you-there-gif-4986346

[clever mantle]

Watching germany and denmark rn

[rare drift]

denmark desrves to lose in everything ever

[pseudo galleon]

are they at war again or what

who winning

https://tenor.com/view/main-amar-hoon-gifkaro-festival-dussehra-gif-20899565

[pseudo galleon]

i love these

what is this

is that frodo

is that agent smith

[clever mantle]

I assume its a shitpost

[pseudo galleon]

good assumption

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-dog-pup-puppy-mask-gif-17362018

i actually have a friend who looks exactly like this

[pseudo galleon]

he did actually

i was there

[pseudo galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959136738649976934/1176965001127411743/IMG-20231118-WA0001.jpg?ex=6681af93&is=66805e13&hm=5309e1d8484482073021210febaa4fa3d5f479312aa8608db65a356312ded6a0&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959136738649976934/1177305582034759772/RDT_20231118_174854332079687761236680.png?ex=66819b44&is=668049c4&hm=23b792ebe10bc5c67598391e4b81c245c42216badc74905cb1a070c9dbd0e7ef&

[abstract sigil]

@vivid heath https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147955540069191805/1256749791103160431/copy_F85BF4C8-3866-4918-B313-4C13DFC44B7A.mov?ex=6681e6f3&is=66809573&hm=2083db964e13a6254813193a41b14245ecc55bd784d2bb09e1e3b5b15dda0229&

[abstract sigil]

@granite radish

[unkempt geyser]

There is odegaard one as well 😭😭

[fair jungle]

😭💀

[round sable]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-moon-gif-20789740

[granite radish]

Doge

https://tenor.com/view/doge-doge-meme-doge-weird-gif-23846216

[inland lake]

https://vxtwitter.com/moragearsolid/status/1806770356343988409

[open copper]

wtf

[clever mantle]

I may not have a brain gentlemen

But i have an idea

[acoustic dove]

[tidal phoenix]

Stealth is optional, me:

[prime breach]

might as well just link the actual youtube video

[tidal phoenix]

how i explain shit to low levels in online chat

[vital imp]

and then you shoot them with a rocket launcher for a good measure

[spring stream]

How do I get Serious discussion role?

[clever mantle]

Be level 10 and apply for the role in modmail

Choose unspecified role and then write a message to the mod team through modmail

[wraith wind]

that one guy who died for no reason

[granite smelt]

Dying at this

[tall lagoon]

This is the unfunniest shit ever

[tidal phoenix]

Filipino spotted

[tall lagoon]

I no filip

[carmine patrol]

To be fair, that's not the worst case of missing teeth I've seen

[tall lagoon]

british propaganda

[granite smelt]

Oh no! chickensounds didn't find my meme funny! What am I gonna do now? 😟

[tall lagoon]

idk

What you gonna do ?

[tall lagoon]

What the fuck am I supposed to do there then

[clever mantle]

Read

[tall lagoon]

Ok

[split flicker]

Hello

[steep citrus]

Destiny in a nutshell

[carmine patrol]

Every MMO in a nutshell

[prime breach]

Idk what I was supposed to laugh at either

[hushed cave]

Get well soon

[dark blaze]

thank you ❤️

[dark blaze]

okay pookie 🥺

[sweet crane]

drowning in too much money no cap for real

[cosmic ember]

Bro is being extorted

[carmine patrol]

Roughly 11.73/hr- disgusting.

Before cost of gas, cost of maintenance, taxes, insurance, cell phone, and food.

[cosmic ember]

If I was somehow able to work 99 hours innone week I could put a down payment on a car

[stuck geyser]

@dense quiver

[dense quiver]

LMAO

give him mod 😭😭

[leaden orbit]

i saw this on tik tok

[stray iris]

Feeling generous? Support us on https://www.patreon.com/discordgamingnetwork and receive awesome rewards!

Requested by: @prime breach

[vital imp]

I'm not feeling generous Lester

[stray iris]

Feeling generous? Support us on https://www.patreon.com/discordgamingnetwork and receive awesome rewards!

Requested by: @granite radish

[tall skiff]

:з

[mystic wharf]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/pFWUjAIhwqxn5WiiG0z6tSNBLy88s58Lv5OFpg8NkLI/%3Fwidth%3D828%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D01d8eab7ef54153418d414a73cd9e1bcb6b9b4a5/https/preview.redd.it/pgtbutoyx1yc1.jpeg

[inland lake]

im feeling degenerous lester

im stealing your patreon money lester

[carmine patrol]

I'm cutting your pizza into hotdog shaped slices.

[inland lake]

they dont call me throat goat for nothing
bring it on

[prime breach]

So, long ovals?

[carmine patrol]

long curved ovals

[prime breach]

ovals are indeed curved in one dimension, yes

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C8aBvhrhg1d/?igsh=NDQ3N2Y5Zzk0eGQ1 @dreamy stone

[dreamy stone]

fucking hell lad I'd just stream it at the hotel 🤣

[spring stream]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrhHc5fb/

We doomed if there is war in South Africa

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrh9JWqQ/

She messed education up 😂🤣🤣

[vivid heath]

tiktok

[inland lake]

im glad my country banned tiktok 🫡 🇮🇳 india #1

[stuck geyser]

fortee night e la buba gee?

[spring stream]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrhxsygf/

[abstract sigil]

Buba gee

[hushed cave]

If you think thats disgusting I'm on like 7.40

Up from 5

[tall skiff]

scorching

[nimble rover]

That's not even 70 degrees fahrenheit 💀

[carmine patrol]

Absolute boiler, mate.

[tall skiff]

they are weak

[sullen hemlock]

Is that the origin lmfao

[stone swift]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CO5XPGnEO88

[normal jewel]

Poor Ned. 3;

[cobalt peak]

💀

[granite radish]

I know this is in the shitpost channel but is it actually true

[clever mantle]

idk i just saw it in ig

thought id send it here

[granite radish]

I can already see a selection of last gen players complaining about it if it's true

[carmine patrol]

It's kind of crap, but I also have a hard time feeling more disappointed

[clever mantle]

honestly yeah

[carmine patrol]

Like... It's CoD. I'm as disappointed as can be

[carmine patrol]

My expectations are so low that the devil had to use a metal finder to know where to dig for the bar

[granite radish]

I'm a bit hyped because it's Treyarchs turn

[clever mantle]

finally round based zombies

and the new movement aswell

[granite radish]

And considering Cold War was the last good CoD game, made by Treyarch

[carmine patrol]

3A hasn't made a good MP since BO3, or a good zombies since BO1

[clever mantle]

i can already see some out of bound glitch with that new movement

[carmine patrol]

I can already see the servers spontaneously combusting trying to work the lag comp with that movement when xXx_69QuickSkopz-420 starts spamming it

[opaque bloom]

Im js happy that bo6 is coming to gamepass

frfr

[carmine patrol]

As good a thing as that is for consumers in the short term, I'm anticipating a much heavier focus on MACROtransactions moving forward to make up for the sales they're gonna lose

The good old "make me a problem and sell me the solution" shtick, except more egregious

[carmine patrol]

It's legit according to game rant and imdb

[granite radish]

@potent merlin Why are you calling me

https://tenor.com/view/freakbob-freakybob-pick-up-the-phone-spongebob-gif-13946006163587116474

[granite radish]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-thefinals-light-sniper-lightsniper-gif-341473692739850314

[ember dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805513779982237706/1214316292941811752/IMG_7051.jpg?ex=66846a2d&is=668318ad&hm=a122ccb903cf83484e74d3024511473dbee98bf83f4e146a6cc2e2fa3b1594c3&=&format=webp&width=1022&height=848

[round sable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1032781691292504115/1257371526269898793/Snapchat-1933425276.mp4?ex=6684d2bc&is=6683813c&hm=e822041d5b290f600bc157048eca728bcdd55e8e6fa0e86347234e020f083e05&

[tall lagoon]

full of milj

[clever mantle]

hmmmm

that aint bad

[rare drift]

THIS

[clever mantle]

beans

[open hound]

🫘

Baens or Beans?...questions science STILL can't answer

[steep citrus]

Brown bread is criminal with beans

[clever mantle]

bread with beans is criminal

[novel veldt]

@potent merlin @vale tartan

[potent merlin]

😢

🥹

[novel veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/janpeter-balkenende-jp-harrypotter-politiek-gif-10835015

[clever mantle]

@potent merlin

[potent merlin]

Ermmm

[clever mantle]

Shit

Im a lil brokey

[primal pine]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-money-gif-25191018

[naive hamlet]

Erhmm actually it was the yanks who made beans on toast ya plonk

[pseudo galleon]

🤓

[obtuse bridge]

GIVE ME TUNA! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[clever mantle]

One more day

[frosty walrus]

one more day

[lucid merlin]

#gta6-discussion message @hollow saffron um actually it came from my grand pappy, the fnafan19872379 name past down, to the oldest of kin, it will belong to my offspring when the time comes

[solemn plinth]

good
i accidentally created a 6x6 brickade irl btw

[topaz garden]

song name

[inland lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945168127191285810/1051911745674936361/image0.gif

[clever mantle]

^

[potent merlin]

Thanks, teehee. 🤭

[tall lagoon]

What is this Reddit ahh humor

[celest pagoda]

2013 memes

[tall lagoon]

fr

[ebon pebble]

Enjoying the view, we would all do the same

[azure zealot]

The actual 2013 memes were good

Nowadays its mostly tiktok brainrot

[abstract sigil]

aurora has a point

at least the old memes were slightly original...

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon-5-saleen-s7-driving-supercar-saleen-gif-8868915109693258019

best car ever

[proven badge]

naw ski

[potent merlin]

I can't post pictures :/

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[storm heron]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @Modmail and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[inland lake]

whoever got my voodoo
hug it a lil bit

[potent merlin]

shit

get it guys im shitposting

im sorry

[normal jewel]

This feels relevant again.

[round sable]

it has never stopped being relevant

[carmine patrol]

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

[round sable]

Basically the title, i am a full time discord moderator and right now i am managing 10 servers at once, I enjoy my job, i enjoy interacting with different communities and it's nice that people recognize me in all the chats, Recently my mother has been nagging me to get a job even though discord is my job. We had family and cousins over for dinner once and they were discussing their job prospects , My cousin is a firefighter and was talking about how physically exhausting it can be to climb ladders and manage the fire equipment. I also say that my job is hard and that my fingers get tired and that i have to do special hand/finger stretches so i dont get carpal tunnel. I heard my brother smirk and i realized that none of them take what i love to do seriously, so i stormed back to my room

A few weeks passed and i was in the middle of getting a promotion and training to become an admin when my mother opened the door and asked to speak to me , i sighed and deafened myself since i was on call, She looked at me with sad eyes and said 'Honey your father and i are kicking you out in 2 weeks if you dont get a job" , I replied telling her that once again this is my job, she then asked if i make any money from it which i replied one of the owners bought me a month of nitro for helping manage a discord raid, she told me that she didnt understand what nitro was or what a raid was, she once again told me or thats it, I am 28 years old, this is my dream and my passion, i am in the middle of completing my training and getting my admin certificate, i dont even want to imagine what my kittens would do without me if i cant go on my pc to use discord

What should i do? Any advice? Please help me because i am serious

[carmine patrol]

Did you try sending her a DM addressing her unbecoming behavior?

[round sable]

i just deafened the call irl

[stone swift]

lmao

[tired tulip]

carpet tunnel diabolical

[tired tulip]

my best advice would be to continue on your dream and digest insane amounts of cocaine

[small bridge]

Yeet

[ebon portal]

lamar the 🐐

[coral raven]

papaya papapayaya papya

[granite radish]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-america-united-states-united-states-of-america-us-gif-17391099274068274210

[subtle wyvern]

How tf are gifs not allowed mine weren't even offensive

[pseudo galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[zinc elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/zeus-curse-of-zeus-curse-lightning-gif-10691103546219823099

[prime breach]

https://tenor.com/view/you-see-my-roles-low-rank-shut-up-low-rank-gif-27563414

[hushed cave]

[granite radish]

https://tenor.com/view/you-see-my-roles-merry-christmas-happy-holidays-gif-11079010904951443727

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C9AeF4TR1Y4/?igsh=d3NscnV6MWFjeG95

[novel veldt]

Yo this edit is sick

[carmine patrol]

I think that old lady needs to chill. I can't tell is this is Karen or her mom, Gertrude.

[lean oxide]

@serene nest @tall skiff @novel veldt This is so true

https://youtube.com/shorts/k988ogBxc4c?si=N4v4QhdkpAMwwO4Y

[tall skiff]

real, though i didnt mind being arthur

[lean oxide]

I want to be Arthur all the time

I don't like john

[tall skiff]

Mod :з

[granite radish]

@carmine patrol The Split Screen thing for BO6 was confirmed

[carmine patrol]

Ye, I saw. Seems kind of weird for it to be next-gen only since they're using the same engine as before, but w/e

Not sure which brain dead market researcher said "make it generation exclusive, they'll buy a new xbox" and which moron exec said "sounds good. send it!"

[granite radish]

With split screen existing it basically needs double rendering, rendering on one side and rendering on the other

Would be too heavy for last gen consoles so I guess it would make sense

But for PC, well idk about split screen for PC

Has PC even had a split screen for any CoD game

[carmine patrol]

Not really. It's the same engine, and probably same graphics as previous cod's, so the double rendering shouldn't be a problem. Recycling the engine is the only way they can keep the MACROtransactions and guns constant across multiple games and studios

At best, 3A might've done a very slight upgrade to a very specific segment of the engine, but it wouldn't be anything that'd make splitscreen off the table.

My best guess (assuming it's actually an engine thing) is the omni-directional movement being too much for the engine, so they have the system's processor pick up the slack, and that's why older gen consoles can't do it. Which is a testament to how garbage the Quake Engine Revision 5000000 is.

[inland lake]

i guess the rendering load would be somewhat reduced because of the lowered resolutions

[carmine patrol]

I really hope this game makes me eat my words. ATM, my opinion is "CoD hasn't been half decent since BO3, and this will just be another trash entry"

[gray comet]

Friend me if you like my profile picture

[gray comet]

Mw3 is fun asf. Cold War was cool, not the best but cool. Mw19 was fun.

[carmine patrol]

I respect your opinion, even if I wholeheartedly disagree

[gray comet]

Evasive maneuvers and map awareness plus weapon knowledge will go a way.

[carmine patrol]

I don't have fun by simply dominating an MP lobby. I can play just fine, I just don't enjoy playing. The games feel boring, even if I'm dropping streaks- simple as that

[gray comet]

That’s ok. Bo3 was beautiful. I know what you mean.

[carmine patrol]

Cheers. I'll drink to that

[insert Eric Andre ranch drink meme]

[gray comet]

Kinda stuck in the “people don’t like the game because they suck and complain about sbmm.”

[carmine patrol]

Hmmm... the SBMM is certainly a factor for me. I don't want to win every lobby, but I don't want to sweat my skin off every lobby, either. A nice balance is preferable, and the current system doesn't strike it even if it tries to artificially force it.

But it comes down to the maps, the guns, the enemies, the streaks- everything that makes the game. Like, I love BO3 MP but the campaign was kind of mid, and the zombies is ass. Even the chronicles pack was trash cause they don't have the OG guns, so it doesn't hit that nostalgia button for me

BO2 had a great campaign AND MP, but zombies was trash, except for mob. BO1 had mid MP but godly zombies

But it seems that every cod after BO3 simply has nothing I enjoy.

[gray comet]

Crazy

Bo3 had beautiful zombie maps

[carmine patrol]

Crazy?
I was crazy, once.

They locked me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
And rats make me crazy.

[clever mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-i-was-crazy-once-locked-me-in-a-room-a-rubber-room-a-rubber-room-with-rats-gif-16657349004158031608

[carmine patrol]

I agree, the maps looked cool. The gameplay was my beef. I don't care for building things or having to do all/part of the EE just to unlock pack, or hearing that one annoying chick's yammering about her daddy issues and her negative sentiments

I also wasn't a fan of the gobble gums, but they weren't a big issue to me

[wise anvil]

our gta online characters are better than Olympic level athletes

Current WR is 43.03 seconds held by Wayde van Niekerk

[noble hamlet]

Lol

[round sable]

bro it's so fucked

😭

[clever mantle]

shes a runner, shes a trackstarrr

[rare drift]

and they can run like this forever if you have max stamina

[river spire]

me when i hear the ice cream truck fr

[rare drift]

santa isnt real btw

[sand crypt]

i dont believe you

[clever mantle]

im gonna lie, santa isnt real

[sand crypt]

the crazy cat gif will have to wait

[clever mantle]

i mean u could apply for image perms

just dm modmail

@wanton apex

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[clever mantle]

and follow the instructions he gives u

[sand crypt]

oh is it that easy

let me do that then

[rare drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759814040297275402/1051962813012254900/catet.gif

[sand crypt]

i like that one

[white anvil]

U have to apply to post memes?

[tall skiff]

And be level 5

[white anvil]

no wonder there's a dozen memes in 2 days

[prime breach]

Why they gotta use a kid for the meme, man 😞

[round sable]

rather have only a dozen memes than having to ban someone for posting child abuse again

[clever mantle]

People have actually posted that?

[tall skiff]

@latent crest look its u

[round sable]

worse

[hushed cave]

Someone once posted a cotton eye joe Roblox video

Haven't slept a whole night since

[prime breach]

More like one person posted multiple

[clever mantle]

aww u poor soul

[latent crest]

shhh

[clever mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-cat-gif-25670800

[prime breach]

How does this change anything

[pseudo galleon]

that really stretches the definition of "mewing"

[nimble berry]

Live Dullgamer

[thorn swan]

Type shit

[coral raven]

LOL

[nimble berry]

Attention everyone, effective immediately, I invite you to look at these meatballs

They were delicious

That is all

[clever mantle]

That shit look hard gang

I hope u enjoy ur meatballs

[tall skiff]

Nice balls

[signal eagle]

depending on how bad a chef you are, it could be

[tall skiff]

rip

[prime breach]

Nice balls, bro

[tall skiff]

ty

[vital imp]

I think the worm was tasty

[nimble berry]

They were tasty too

[prime breach]

I bet

[steep vault]

How do I get image perms

[hushed cave]

Reach level 5

[subtle light]

Thank you

[pseudo galleon]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[carmine patrol]

@peak scrollFirst you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[rose sage]

thats interesting

[round sable]

for reference, 1048288 yen is 6521.43 usd

[pale rune]

Before or after the discount?

[round sable]

this is after

the original price is listed above the discounted price

[carmine patrol]

I didn't know I needed this until just now

[lean oxide]

I want that

[nimble berry]

It is yen My bad

[nimble rover]

oh ok

[nimble berry]

I was looking for the yen symbol and didn't see it but apparently that is yen

[nimble rover]

uhhh

which one is right

cuz i know yen has 2 slashes

so yuan cant have 2? right?

[nimble berry]

Yes

[nimble rover]

same sign for both?

interesting

[nimble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-what-the-fuck-chuckles-nervously-smile-gif-17581835

They hate each other but their currency sign is interchangable

Ok

[nimble rover]

lmao fr

[clever mantle]

Wait lexi ur a mod now?

Lmaoo

Congrats

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

💀

[storm heron]

💀

[ember dagger]

Bro you can't just post your balls in here, man. You're making me hungry

[ember dagger]

Okay..... So what, I do get mad at 2 years old

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C9CMYFaOxWo/?igsh=MTNyNG85YjJvajdmMw==

[rare drift]

youtube shorts

[sour patio]

Can't be bothered to crop every meme out of the short

[rose sage]

Terry would make a great snow white

[cosmic ember]

Netflix would definitely do this

[obsidian rampart]

i make meme

[cosmic ember]

Real, modern cars are so goofy

[tall skiff]

https://youtu.be/sVn4sBxLokA

[final temple]

ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE YOUUUUUUU

I'VE BECOME SO NUMBBBBBBBBBB

[round sable]

that ain't working that's the way you do it

[noble hamlet]

Thats racist

[jaunty ravine]

No it’s not bro

[noble hamlet]

Understandable have a great day

[jaunty ravine]

👍

[craggy mountain]

i dont get it

[rare drift]

finnish humor

[craggy mountain]

yes

....

damn

[novel veldt]

https://x.com/NoContextDutch1/status/1809595722808873264 @sacred anchor

No Context Dutch 🇳🇱 (@NoContextDutch1) on X

Twitter · Jul 6, 2024, 2:30 PM

[celest pagoda]

Tf is this

[novel veldt]

Baklava X Tompouce

[dusty mirage]

Skibidi-pibidi-bibidi Bop

Skit Da Bee Dee Peep Buck

[stray wadi]

😭

[lucid inlet]

cant send here

[pseudo galleon]

wat de kanker is dit

[gray comet]

Explain baklava

Wut kinda dessert is it again?

[carmine patrol]

It's an Ottoman dessert

[gray comet]

That it?

[sour patio]

Balaclava is a Turkish desert in the form of a mask

Bakthelava

[halcyon lava]

Baltimore

[sour patio]

Saltymon-

[halcyon lava]

how do i get image perms

[sour patio]

I think you need level 10

[halcyon lava]

level 10 gyatt

i alrd pack that

[sour patio]

I have to get myself versed time and again with this server so take it with a grain of salt

I used to no life xp until online mk2 was downsized in level req

[halcyon lava]

i used to eat tacos on tuesdays

[sour patio]

I used to call you on my Nokia n gage 🥰

[halcyon lava]

bro had to specify in brackets 💀🙏

[vital imp]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-baller-niko-the-kicker-oneshot-dunk-gif-26469380

[nimble rover]

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

[sour patio]

Glad to know you still crank brother

[granite radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-modern-warfare2-stare-meme-2022-gif-27104713

[nimble rover]

It's copypasta 🤷

[unkempt cove]

WTF 😬

[granite radish]

To be honest it can't be worse than the shit you see in r/copypasta

[sour patio]

What?

He is being HIM

[inland lake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed9pfVv4dVU

[sour patio]

Cool!

[inland lake]

this is the most uninterested response ive ever received to sending a video, and ive gotten death threats more interested than this

[vivid heath]

Cool!

[inland lake]

omg thank you murdyy

[tall skiff]

yw

[prime breach]

Bro was smothering those fries

[tall skiff]

Dm modmail for shit role

[rare drift]

what are you watching in the corner there 👀

[sour patio]

In denial were the cruel regulators smoking cigaro cigaro cigaro
Cool!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[barren plank]

Thanks mikko

[celest pagoda]

@tawdry quiver

[tawdry quiver]

I hydrate your whole body weight each day

[sour patio]

https://tenor.com/view/water-drink-thirsty-overflow-gif-1584175927970006686

[tall lagoon]

Well well well

[barren plank]

I've been clapping Poseidon's cheeks all morning

[fair wasp]

I cant send memes

Anybody got any idea why?

[barren plank]

You must send mods a nude. Then they approve

[fair wasp]

😭😭😭😭

[carmine patrol]

O mae wa... mo shindeiru!!

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[clever mantle]

We like to do a lil trolling

[warm holly]

Man what the fuck

[warm holly]

So we are not allowed to post racist memes here but we are allowed to share gays shit post

[rare drift]

yes?

[molten bluff]

You know how they be.

[rare drift]

pretty sure this server does not condone hate speech

and?

[sour patio]

Just stop oil activists getting humbled after spraying orange paint on a plane

[rare drift]

theyre correct but their protests suck

says the racist

[pseudo galleon]

i understand why i have you blocked now

[azure shadow]

I've never seen anything more true

[rare sandal]

(I hit my head on a girls thigh then i went to hospital)

[stiff aurora]

is that girl a bodybuilder, how was it that hard?

[opaque bloom]

Watch your words Lil bro 🙏🤞🤞🙏the cock is watching you 🐔🐔😤😤keep them cheeks tight😱🗣🗣🤞🤞

[cosmic ember]

I miss season 1 starlight

[ripe parrot]

this so funny i will send it to my grandson

orange cat

[tall lagoon]

Yo they’re gonna kill Caesar tomorrow

[barren plank]

Folks I'm looking for that clip where it is an explosion on a mostly dark screen, think inside a tight room, not a big nuclear outdoors explosion. I believe it's from some kind of special effects app but idk which one. It's used at the end of clips to make it look like they detonated immediately in one smooth motion even though it's a separate clip. Any help would be appreciated.

[pseudo galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/im-comin-im-coming-explosion-gif-15651312

this one

[barren plank]

lol thanks Dave. Close, but not that one

[pseudo galleon]

drat

[young rain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942091659049582673/1025003302783557652/councilhmm.gif

[harsh bloom]

I can shitpost now YIPPEE!

[round sable]

oh hi

https://tenor.com/view/mumei-nanashi-mumei-hololive-spin-spinning-gif-18055145504789513476

[harsh bloom]

Oh hi

https://tenor.com/view/maid-mint-fantome-vtuber-mint-chocolate-floss-vrchat-gif-3831104040732809268

[sour patio]

Oh hi

[harsh bloom]

Ew is that Roblox

[sour patio]

Thats the el impoluto from ac4

[sour patio]

The man who speaks in tapes

[harsh bloom]

Ok good

[harsh bloom]

@river oak

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-break-it-down-for-you-mark-omni-man-omni-man-meme-invincible-invincible-season-2-gif-13425332870050730577

[river oak]

Real

[visual thorn]

👴🏿

[barren plank]

Hey sexy

[harsh bloom]

@thick wadi

[barren plank]

Cyber trucks are so ugly

[heavy scroll]

Yes

[vital imp]

Looks like one of those car drawings made by kids

[visual saddle]

I can’t stop looking at the frog shaped lego pieces 😂

[steep citrus]

They are the greatest thing ever

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424919366329565185/1259938636925898804/spongebob.mp4?ex=668d80cb&is=668c2f4b&hm=1f0cad6edc53029f42ac02368d5694f0135f7fe4481f5633e79a2d53b4b136b7&

[stone swift]

what just happened

[potent merlin]

I mean

[stone swift]

I got pinged

[potent merlin]

Wtf did u send

[stone swift]

nothing

[potent merlin]

Ana spongbob???

Naaah

[potent merlin]

💀

[stone swift]

what's bad about it lol

[potent merlin]

U arab?

[stone swift]

I think someone replied to my meme with a link, then it disappeared because they had no rights to post

[potent merlin]

Its me

[stone swift]

they had no approval for posting links

[stone swift]

no lol why

[potent merlin]

Where did u get that video

[stone swift]

discord why it is bad?

I don't speak arabic

[potent merlin]

No

Its just singing im spongbob

[stone swift]

lmaooo

[potent merlin]

What now

[severe fox]

Real

[zenith vortex]

lol

[bronze shoal]

No Diddy

[bronze shoal]

Why do you have Discord notifications enabled

And great screenshot

[sour patio]

https://youtu.be/yxwUlkyFGnI?si=PSuAhDIfWJ2MlACV

[sour patio]

Thanks ❤

[tawdry oak]

I can't post memes in memes. Good job

[prime breach]

"I mean, I don't see why not, it's also a messaging ap- taps to see full image

OH GOOD HEAVENS

[ember dagger]

Is it normal when I hug my pillow every day while crying myself to sleep? (the veins around my eyes sometime feels like they gonna explode of how hard I'm crying )

[prime breach]

Veins shouldn't have that much pressure behind them

[ember dagger]

But they do feel like that

Should I get help?

Nah, I'll die like a man

[sour patio]

Many servers

I had a purge 3 years ago because I reached capacity
And trust me if I had a phone back then the bar would fill up way faster

Compared to present day

Its usually PCEO (crew i stopped running with since forever ago), rdo official and rdo voucher, a friends server
Once in a while @ everyone pings
The big jig

[sweet knoll]

@crimson scarab

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[celest pagoda]

Fish

[prime breach]

I wish these videos could be at least a bit non-scripted

[plucky bough]

Relatable

[lament path]

why tf am i not allowed to send pics bruh

[granite radish]

Reach lvl 5 and DM modmail for the role

[plucky bough]

How to reach lvl 5? 🤔

[bronze shoal]

Bruh

[sudden maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/drjonty/status/1810754507011412355

@wary notch @sweet knoll

[vivid heath]

t

[sudden maple]

@lean oxide would you kindly react to the video above?

[wary notch]

What in the fuck

[carmine patrol]

@ mods, I'd like to report someone posting live footage of a homicide taking place

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-allow-it-ken-jeong-korean-mexican-hat-gif-5187167

[lean oxide]

[prime breach]

They're all so... average height

[opal fulcrum]

Anyone like wanna play a question game in dm if so message me im bored

[chilly geyser]

r u a F ?

[sour patio]

F a u r

[cosmic ember]

YES LIKE WHAT TF

[sour patio]

I wanna eat my morning shit

Shit don't make sense 😭

[stiff aurora]

To get you started for the day

[sudden maple]

https://twitter.com/TomHourigan/status/1810785228023054384

@wary notch @lean oxide not Italian's fault, it was the Germans

Tom Hourigan (@TomHourigan) on X

More informed people than me in the comments have revealed RAI in Italy have bought and dubbed the German original made by RTL that was itself based on a book.

A whole cottage industry of Merkel detective fiction I knew nothing about.

Twitter · Jul 9, 2024, 9:16 PM

[lean oxide]

Lol

[wary notch]

wtf

[stiff aurora]

Ofc we have

[granite ledge]

I looked for this

Im so sad that its not real

[clever mantle]

oh u dont have image perms? @unique crest

just dm modmail for it

[unique crest]

Nah, didnt realise

[clever mantle]

yeah dm modmail

[feral stump]

So sloppyyyy🤤

[heady oxide]

brah

[humble plank]

Bro got scared after

[gray arch]

Real
This is worse

[opal cradle]

How to get perms to send pic

[nimble berry]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[muted viper]

je crache sur des pâtes

[lean oxide]

!rule 1

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@lean oxide

[coral raven]

lol

[sour patio]

Luigi is HIM

[harsh bloom]

Literally just recorded

[lean oxide]

Yummy

[inland lake]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UqBQ5DCrVA0

[hot dome]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6hAptxoPNq/?igsh=MTV2NzMwcXVvZm9ucg==

_polandski_

Most Polish word 😂🇵🇱🐦
🛍️ BOBER CLOTHING IN BIO @polandski

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[inland lake]

biggest embed ive seen in my life

[noble hamlet]

What happens if I umcompress a 4.5 petabyte zip bomb

[clever mantle]

ur pc is gonna see heaven

[noble hamlet]

Oh no

[carmine patrol]

Only one way to find out

Have someone else do it.

[lean oxide]

Amazing

[carmine patrol]

It's amazing what can be accomplished with a tanning booth, hard work, dedication, proper diet, and anabolic steroids.

[robust estuary]

And laser eye surgery, or new eyes

[vital imp]

tanning booth? Nah I think he'd need more than that

[coral raven]

where can I sign up

[nimble rover]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C6hAptxoPNq/?igsh=MTV2NzMwcXVvZm9ucg==

Embedded

[royal moat]

is shrimps bugs?

[safe flower]

l

[hot dome]

wat

[hot dome]

i’m confused

[clever mantle]

L dog

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/533674617538084887/1261045029896454175/An8eSUV-kabD1gwE3w8iukkRzzS5PK1NTqdni6Jk5pSVDpOETENvm_HoHozdjguU_OLcXPFmDjgzxxM5Ejj1ToFT.mp4?ex=66918734&is=669035b4&hm=91dd29025859876b71ecc5fa85ee29c7c94ae3b2cd04968c00b029aa4a99ecfe&

[bronze shoal]

LeBron James has better hairline than that

[bronze shoal]

Big ass embed

[harsh sentinel]

Dam look at that big ass foe head

[granite radish]

Chat is this the real Astolfo

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-gif-26153131

[prime breach]

god i sure hope so

[zinc elbow]

😋😋😋

[humble yew]

Fafo

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C7HzqGrt5Pu/?igsh=MWxsZGphbWZ2NGYybg==

[carmine patrol]

I want to see this, except Trump & Baiden DDR with Baiden Blast happening at some point

[sweet knoll]

LMAO

[clever mantle]

lol thats cursed

[sweet knoll]

Charles realising he won't have a Tory PM to deal with for a long long time

[sour patio]

"Thank God for that!"

[lean oxide]

He knows where you live

[reef linden]

bro can El Rubio can some more DAMN EXPENSIVE TEQUILLIA

LIKE mf that shit cheap

only 600k

atleast lester the fat molester doest take all my money in this heist

[bronze shoal]

That reminds of this
https://youtu.be/mp6q_acgbMQ?si=BKAl3HLcfHKhRfws

Same vibe

[hot dome]

ohh

[hushed cave]

I heard he also called Donald trump the vice president

[bronze shoal]

I wouldn't be surprised if that was real

After all Joe Biden is the proud husband of Joe Biden

https://youtu.be/oCrPD8cbSbQ?si=FJoBvlLfNLTHPTqD

[sweet knoll]

Yeah he did

[bronze shoal]

He also called his sister the love of his life💀

[inland lake]

love kbity

[neat cedar]

@regal bison 👀

[regal bison]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[ivory kestrel]

@wraith spire
You are… my fire…
The one… desire…
Believe… when I say…
I WANT IT THATTTTT WAY

[wraith spire]

TELL ME WHY

[ivory kestrel]

AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTTTTACHE

[wraith spire]

TELL ME WHY

[ivory kestrel]

AINT NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKEEEE

[wraith spire]

tell me why..

[ivory kestrel]

I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAYYYY

[wraith spire]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[ivory kestrel]

(By the power vested by the contract stated in your profile we are now friends)

[wraith spire]

PERFECT

when can we talk business

[ivory kestrel]

Whenever lmao, dropped you a friend request adhering to the aforementioned contract

I’ll help you out with gta shit whenever I’m online and not busy

[wraith spire]

ahh youre the man

thanks bro

same goes

[ivory kestrel]

When I next chinhook my chernobog atop maze bank tower you can fire the missiles 😂

[bronze shoal]

Damn

[nimble berry]

Damn that's crazy

[nimble berry]

Contracts are for mooks. Embrace memes

[peak crown]

temu

[lyric badge]

comedy

[left summit]

Facebook mom ahh post

[gray comet]

His friggin power levels over 9000!!!!

[lean oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_0Kuk2I8E0U?si=Yqyjwugh2W8V7m6H

[tall skiff]

perfect, i love it

[lean oxide]

Wow you're back

[tall skiff]

Nah, owo was being slow so i came to check in

i go now

:з

[lean oxide]

[lean oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TYDYwWgbPVY?si=sI7uOcvjXh-UBcZZ

[cobalt sapphire]

I WANT ITTTTT

[coral raven]

DAMMIT