memes-and-shitposting

[proven tide]

Photo dump

[strong aspen]

muted for: 1 day

[prime breach]

@ me, the other day, lol

[prime breach]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-crash-upside-down-spin-helicopter-gif-16062824

[mystic wharf]

me 2 seconds after getting in my sparrow

[pseudo galleon]

lmoa

[round sable]

waiting for them to come here

[round sable]

good god is this an actual song

they just directly translated the lyrics into english

add oil to my dreams

[naive cloud]

Yes...but I believe it's a joke
https://youtu.be/w86KIEmSBng?feature=shared

[round sable]

makes sense

[burnt shore]

Doubt its real since they laugh at the end

Lol

[lyric badge]

Sometimes I see a joke and my first thought is basically like - this is hilarious, but if it wasn't chinese people making fun of themselves it'd be crazy racist

[naive cloud]

after todays update

It (The option) goes away after you restart the app

[vital imp]

Weird looking dog

[celest pagoda]

Is that the guy from the guardian of the galaxy

[proven tide]

what

[lyric badge]

I'm in love with you and took my shirt off

You know... In the confines of the joke

[proven tide]

I was baffled and said what

You know... I was in disbelief

[nimble rover]

Yeah sure buddy

[lyric badge]

fine my love knows no bounds

[burnt shore]

I kill him on my every playthrough lmao

[stone swift]

lol

[obtuse sail]

My god I’ve been banned from at least 5 discord servers.

Make friends then you lose them. The law of life.

[ebon portal]

what happened? 💀

[obtuse sail]

Been a bad boy.

[ebon portal]

https://tenor.com/view/lovyyn-bro-party-time-party-party-on-gif-23716179

[topaz grail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh9T7ZHHGkk

[round sable]

bruh

[nimble berry]

Is he dancing to the music from your car

[nimble berry]

Add Kill the Justice League

And Defiance

[hard lichen]

It is not my car, but he started dance to the music

[cosmic ember]

Gotta add Destiny to this list lol

[proven tide]

only 0.004 percent of people can spot the difference😯😯

[cosmic ember]

4 dogs

[humble musk]

He matched the vibe dude 😎

[lilac perch]

they laced the butter chicken fountain

[opaque bloom]

real

[marble gate]

Hello betas it’s been a very skibidi daytoday I was thinking about how baby gronk could rizz up livvy dunne but I skipped that thought and wanted to fanun tax bros grimace shake but then I realized it’s only legal in Ohio

[vivid heath]

please dont typing

[potent merlin]

can u don't please

[granite radish]

Just please be quiet

This is just the unfunniest shit

[marble gate]

It was over an hour ago

[pseudo galleon]

still isnt funny

an hour from now it will also still not be funny

[marble gate]

Who here loves bluey?

[pseudo galleon]

this channel keeps going from memes and shitposting to shitposting and memes

[pseudo galleon]

yeah

[vivid heath]

memes and shit

[cosmic ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1244030790011060274/c0daa1bf4c41de27998e506acb95a9e91716670390.mp4?ex=6653a175&is=66524ff5&hm=7e9c50c2d211c663a2ac1a88f082680c73b7cbcf072f431819c23c4a05484a43&

[tender jackal]

add payday 3 to this

and probably hot wheels unleashed 2

[peak mesa]

ferry island in terrace looks an awful lot like ferry island in gta 6

just flipped sideways

[true gull]

Spiderman 3 Exclusive controller leaked (spoiler)

[granite blaze]

thought he would go naked and started putting the cream in himself

[prime breach]

I cheesed my way into a scholarship with my random answers when the time was running out

Standardised testing really works!

I saw it, don't worry lol

[granite blaze]

[ebon portal]

they don't give us multiple choice questions anymore in our finals

no cheesing

[prime breach]

I am a prime example of why not, haha

[vital imp]

stress level rising

[shrewd ledge]

My computer can't even run it somehow so this is true

[inland lake]

my hungry ass could never steal cocaine from el rubio

[shut fox]

It was the moment he knew…

[strong aspen]

!rule 1

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@strong aspen

[potent merlin]

What the fuck?

[lyric badge]

7 all day

[cosmic ember]

It's hilarious looking at paintings before people knew how to draw

[bronze shoal]

You can't play the game without the Pimp Boy 3 Billion 4k texture mod

[stone lantern]

what if instead of "Grand Theft Auto VI" it was acutall called "Grand Freaky Auto VI" and instead of being about people struggling to make a living in vice city, it was actually about people all snuggling together naked in a hotdog bath with barbecue sauce on their titties.

[potent merlin]

why

[stone lantern]

more like why not?

[potent merlin]

no one wants to be a brainrot brian

[stone lantern]

bro cant spell brain and talking with that pfp 💀

i think the rotting already got to bro

he still in denial

[potent merlin]

what

[stone lantern]

holy shit

bro has been infected with

like

stupidity

or sum

[vivid heath]

nice crop

[pure sphinx]

Gambling

[karmic brook]

gambling

gomblong

son of a bitches

[sullen hemlock]

Ft. Body swaps every Friday

[bronze shoal]

Reminds me of this

🦅🦅

[bronze shoal]

Even Red Ribbon army??

Umbrella Corp

Skynut

[ebon portal]

dr gero would be spinning in his grave from this 💀

[vale cedar]

umbrella 😭

[bronze shoal]

Stolen

[burnt shore]

Huh

Blud its from my gallery with saved memes

[prime breach]

I don't see the problem here

[prime breach]

Took me a second to figure out what the hell CLO SED was.

[vivid heath]

Memes and shit

[proven tide]

Trust me on this one

[tall skiff]

no on step snek

very cool

[brave trellis]

is there any late night guy that isnt up there in the most hated people list

[hot roost]

Hi guys, anybody new here?

[hard lichen]

Bye bye 🤫

[vivid heath]

Shoulda ended at turn right tbh

[sturdy ocean]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/50eHu3VOhlfAb4yosVMAceBHlG2nsl2i6s4D9cUxe5Y/https/i.imgur.com/XmtIE5V.mp4

[round sable]

PAIN

[granite blaze]

bruh

[robust estuary]

ok, i really thought that was for something else 😳

is there a size for a horse?

[hard lichen]

Based

[bronze shoal]

@potent merlin is this real?

[nimble berry]

What am I even looking at

[scarlet dune]

The second one is the original

That's Billie eilish and that's a ukulele

[nimble berry]

But why

[scarlet dune]

I don't know why she did it

[nimble berry]

Ok

[hushed cave]

Could you find out

[scarlet dune]

I think she did it to see if she still could because she was able to do it a few years ago but I don't know why she did it at all

[hushed cave]

🙏

[dark blaze]

lmfao

[azure zealot]

bro missed fortnite og twice

skidibi toilet is older than bro

[bronze shoal]

Nah that's actually crazy

Imma have to at least use this once

[stone roost]

The most true thingof the century

[lyric badge]

slaaay

[stone roost]

Ok buddy

[strong aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/big-shoe-lmfao-big-shoe-lmfao-gif-21655557

[strong aspen]

is that ichiban from yakuza in your profile image?

[prime breach]

holy shit

that's the same big shoe gif I saved 3 years ago

https://tenor.com/view/big-shoe-lmfao-big-shoe-lmfao-gif-21655557

[fervent perch]

Big

[ebon portal]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-egg-ahah-funny-gif-gif-16611584

[karmic brook]

i slept from like 6pm to 2am (now)

how fucked am i

[fervent perch]

I belive that you are in the wrong channel

[spring stream]

Missing all the action South Africa election

[vivid heath]

Isn't bluey like
A show for actual toddlers

[nimble rover]

Yes

[scarlet dune]

That's because bluey is good

[naive coral]

Peppa Pig>>>>

[vivid heath]

yall aint ready for this conversation

[sturdy ocean]

brainrot warning

[nimble berry]

These are hilarious

[prime breach]

actually got a goofy lil laugh outta me haha

[stone roost]

Imagine wearing that shirt to your great grandmas funeral

[fervent perch]

That would be a no no

[ember dagger]

every shampoo is a bodywash only if you have enough hair on your body

[obsidian rampart]

lady gaga feshen

[tiny pine]

Oi oi, what's that

[vital imp]

Ancient scripts

[tiny pine]

Oh no, wait I need a counter

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[tiny pine]

🚙 confirmed

[hushed cave]

rule 1

[last mauve]

It was a joke talking about sister fuckers

[ebon pebble]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ypXKbHrUhlQ?si=GnY0HGs-1TYTEbg4

[prime breach]

lol rip bozo

[lyric badge]

That's not a meme

[burnt shore]

Maybe for u, but its funny

[warped stone]

What did he do?

[merry bone]

NUKE INDONESIA🗣🗣🗣🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

[celest pagoda]

Can't argue with that

[royal moat]

Why you mom named you melon bubble

[robust estuary]

why yo momma name you kyler???

🤨

[royal moat]

because she thought my name was pretty

[topaz garden]

she lied lol

[potent merlin]

that makes no sense

[karmic brook]

painkillers

got my lil' bitch on go, she ready to eat up the dick

[cosmic ember]

Porta potty posting

[potent merlin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/y7Wmv5xGPWw?si=pFtKMKg5LIWXl0b9 I giggled

[karmic brook]

i just be telling these hoes my d*ck doesnt work so they leave me alone

(not lyrics)

i be telling them that

[zinc spoke]

what if theyre into not working decks

[vivid heath]

Please don't typing

[zinc spoke]

👍

[karmic brook]

i really just dont be talking to hoes

and that makes them want to talk to me MORE man its so fucking frustrating

[zinc spoke]

hey man no typing

[karmic brook]

yeah

when you just stand there making a sandwich and have hot teenage girls elbow each other and say "hot guy" and you look up and one of them is doing a 360 spin and the other is facing away from you

you can type whenever and however you want

ever since then a mf just been on top

when you have 19 year olds ask how you get your hair to look like it does at 33 and all you have to answer is "nothing"

you can type however and whenever you want

[zinc spoke]

#community

[karmic brook]

#me

not you

[zinc spoke]

this is for memes bro

stop fluffing around

you are the living meme

[karmic brook]

i have over 300 comments

on my first ever tiktok

telling me my face is their seat

[zinc spoke]

sure lil bro

they have pity on you😭

[karmic brook]

thats true man

i dont look like this

[tiny pine]

You're welcome

[granite radish]

I sit with my legs crossed all the time

I don't know why

[granite radish]

Wait is that Adam Driver?

Yeah keep driving you spear chucking piece of shit

I can't say the rest here

[nimble berry]

Come try my signature spicy gasoline spaghetti

[granite radish]

Google AI is on another level

[small ledge]

That's so relatable tho 🤣

[small ledge]

What the- 💀

[celest pagoda]

Eat a tree

[tiny pine]

Sleep the hunger away

[ruby lotus]

What made you look this up

[nimble berry]

Nothing people are posting them

I stole it

Shocker

[celest pagoda]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/oD4azFfbGgKmU1MI5nN-G8vOcV_8yEnO3AkNmAhBQIw/https/media.tenor.com/eMJsEZrbBYkAAAPo/kitten-stretching.mp4

[carmine patrol]

The reproductive organ has assumed control

[plain urchin]

[quasi plinth]

@warped rose have you seen this meme?

[warped rose]

nope this is my first time

duck you

[plain urchin]

Ducks

@warped rose

For you brother

[warped rose]

that is a good looking car 👀

damn

[plain urchin]

Fr. If I was rich this be a car I'd go for

Since my life is a meme and a joke

Good place to post my wants

[warped rose]

mine is Ford GT 2017, ive been simping that car since high school

well

actually, it was Ford GT 2005 when i was little

[plain urchin]

I'd simp that corv

[warped rose]

but 2017 is better

[warped rose]

yeah corv has some nice looking cars tbh

[warped rose]

accurate

[plain urchin]

They forgor the flour to make banana pancakes

[tidal phoenix]

PC combat vs Console Combat:

[sullen hemlock]

Damn

[burnt shore]

I uploaded biden blast pic for AI to rate his apperance

[prime breach]

What does this even mean 🤕

[nimble rover]

it means Personal Computer combat system vs Console combat system

[zinc spoke]

hellcat people

[prime breach]

the [redacted] urge to reach for an officer's service pistol

[fleet patio]

Similar energy:

[zinc spoke]

technically you can

[prime breach]

i've seen footage

[zinc spoke]

didnt the guy get sent off the window

[prime breach]

[azure zealot]

Boring ass memes

[azure zealot]

That had to hurt

[prime breach]

I can feel the cgi in that still image

[tidal phoenix]

My friend is in yellow jacket.

[frosty walrus]

relatable

expect for being buff and allat

[robust estuary]

No shit 😐

What do you call a man with a rubber toe.........

roberto

[ember dagger]

every day i wake up

[karmic brook]

yall, i have stories about dudes girlfriends telling me i look like their first celebrity crush

while their bf is standing right there

what do i do with these life experiences

personally i think im ugly as FAWK

[prime breach]

Aw naah

[round sable]

is that a mango or a papaya

[stone swift]

I have never seen papayas here

[sullen hemlock]

Orange rate is missing

[carmine patrol]

sometimes it be like that

[cosmic ember]

Tom Holland and Ksi

[stone swift]

https://i.imgur.com/ee4M0sL.jpg

[humble yew]

It's in the eyes

[rare drift]

thats because the earth shifted like that like a billion years ago! wow!

[hushed cave]

Never noticed that tbf

[rare drift]

i love living in the penis

have you seen the matti video

in finland, vi homo

love that guy

https://vxtwitter.com/HakitaDev/status/1796931387150233837

my favorite political speaker

[static vault]

Looks like ksi vs paul

[vivid heath]

community

[naive willow]

say gex

[vivid heath]

gex deep cover gecko for n64

[coral raven]

Watched that movie

[clever pilot]

Well endowed. (#NoHomo)

[rare drift]

just say "nice cock" and move on

[zinc spoke]

why

[stone swift]

lol

[ebon portal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I3a8omiYds

[naive willow]

sending prayers for bro 🙏 🙏

[prime breach]

Why do people cheat when they've hit the jackpot with their current partner 😒 🥺

[robust estuary]

cos they dumbasses

[tidal phoenix]

@bronze juniper

Me when random NPC tries to fight me but I don't have time:

[bronze juniper]

Oh yeah? Save all that talking pal, this isnt the last of me. 👿

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147955540069191805/1246625553029529620/VID_36400623_084741_372.mp4?ex=665dbac5&is=665c6945&hm=8f4d1424be0b42ac59094295882367797c35a0f2acee7fc3e1a121db13c51b47&
"me happy because i did a small wheelie with my bike"
"some random kid in brasil:"

[sullen hemlock]

Wut this

[stone swift]

him album

[peak crown]

[ember dagger]

nice pfp

[prime breach]

This is why the windows are now so small you can barely fit the large bag through

[sweet knoll]

I dunno why I'm giggling at the advice of "calling 999 if you've stopped breathing" but I am

for the record this was the NHS article for an aortic anyersum

[round siren]

"Hello, what’s your emergency?” passing out

[frosty walrus]

I think the reason is just free will and the need to get to places

[fickle slate]

liberal

[pseudo galleon]

real

[strong aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[zinc spoke]

vga racism

[potent merlin]

At least the VGA will 100% of the time never fall out.

[prime breach]

when i saw this same photo on reddit a few weeks ago, it was nothing but Justice for VGA comments

[carmine patrol]

Bob could use his head. Or feet. Or his pelvis.
It could be bob.
Open the door, Demian. It might be bob.

(It would be amazing timing if like Amazon or the mailman dropped a package at your front door and knocked, right now)

[clever pilot]

I’m not opening my door for anyone, unless they’ve got pizza, and Bob certainly can’t carry a pizza, because he doesn’t have arms.

[prime breach]

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-bruh-mailbox-jump-jumping-gif-18537429

[nimble berry]

At game conference
R* expected to announce remake
GTA? Bully? The crowd is tense
Man comes on stage. New face
Whatdeparmentisthisnerdfrom.png
"We at rockstar have heard all of the talk about remastering beloved titles"
Oh shit
"We are proud to announce that THIS SUMMER"
OSHITOSHIT SOONER THAN EXPECTED
"We are proud to bring you the one and only remaster you've been waiting for..!"
Crowd is practically foaming
Screen behind nerd boi goes blue, and there's police sirens
It's Bully omg I've waited so long I'm gonna die from hype

State of Emergency Remastered appears on the screen
Crowd goes into riot, tearing nerdman limb from limb
We're all going feral with rage

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[agile compass]

🤣 that's hilarious @stone swift

[jolly gale]

Can I shit post please 😥

[agile compass]

That is part of the name of this channel

[robust estuary]

Shit post on your own time

[jolly gale]

But I can't shit post at all

[robust estuary]

Cos you dumb dumb

https://tenor.com/view/dum-dumdum-gif-27125653

[jolly gale]

But I know dumb dumb

And I don't have any gum gum

[robust estuary]

🤨

[jolly gale]

It's from the movie

[robust estuary]

Get gum gum

[jolly gale]

You know this guy

[robust estuary]

No shit

[jolly gale]

So do I need a roll to actually post like images

[robust estuary]

You need to be lvl 5

[nimble berry]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[jolly gale]

How do I get level 5

[robust estuary]

Talk.

Chat.

Type.

[nimble berry]

Say hi to peoples

[jolly gale]

Holy shit I read all that

[robust estuary]

Hi peoples

[nimble berry]

You could theoretically do the XP here but it's slow

[robust estuary]

You're slow

[opaque bloom]

Fr

[robust estuary]

Oh look its Mr blue😺

In for some shit posting

[jolly gale]

My name is to be blue cheese

[opaque bloom]

Hi lion

[nimble berry]

@jolly gale Only users with an XP level of 5 or above can send links or attachments.

[robust estuary]

Imagine having friends. Pfft

[jolly gale]

Rip

[nimble berry]

[robust estuary]

Friends are for losers

Wow typo freak out

There 😉

[jolly gale]

You kinda half right

[robust estuary]

Half left to....win

[jolly gale]

I don't think you win anything other than a sad life

[robust estuary]

[jolly gale]

Stop rubbing in so how long will it take for the XP to get up high

[robust estuary]

Years

Decades

Centr(ies)ys

[jolly gale]

Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[robust estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-out-loud-lol-jerry-mouse-tom-and-jerry-gif-16446046

https://tenor.com/view/loser-gif-15418711646267857780

😜

People don't actually shit post in here do they. 😔

Its just shitty memes all the time

[proven tide]

Nuh uh

[lyric badge]

This is the energy pride month needs

[robust estuary]

😐

Why does it need to be a month? Shouldn't you be proud of your identity always? (Does this conflict rule 2?)

[robust estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/jessica-rabbit-dress-red-hair-dramatic-gif-15571861

[robust estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-gay-day-good-day-have-a-good-day-have-a-gay-day-gif-21317931

[vital imp]

Her arms are so fucking long

[robust estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/who-framed-roger-rabbit-whoframedrogerrabbit-whoframedrogerrabbitmovie-who-framed-roger-rabbit-movie-toontown-gif-15931961526268760893

[vital imp]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-sin-forgiveness-man-flies-backwards-rizz-man-dies-gif-4887868901641697734

[vivid heath]

Posting

[vivid heath]

!jumbo

[granite scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/785007349949136896.webp?size=512&quality=lossless

[vivid heath]

Ty

[lyric badge]

.

[abstract sigil]

shit

[granite ledge]

I dont get it please explain

[lyric badge]

You should go back and watch the film Terminator 2. Because it is one of the best movies ever made

[granite ledge]

Ew watching movies

[vivid heath]

This generation is cooked

Or as they say
"We're so skibidi chungus"

[queen idol]

gen z is cookmaxxing

[vivid heath]

Ty

[ember dagger]

📸

[prime breach]

Do your own hands not reach around the half-way point of your thighs when you stand up, arms by your side?

Aside from her waist, it's a natural physique

[vivid heath]

Mine reach my knees

[prime breach]

My arms are relatively long, so I wanted to find a more median length to reference, haha 😅

[small bridge]

Galvanized Square Steel

[prime breach]

HEY MORON

[prime breach]

i can't find my chungus video

[novel veldt]

https://x.com/NoContextDutch1/status/1797721170193854754 @vale tartan

No Context Dutch 🇳🇱 (@NoContextDutch1) on X

Twitter · Jun 3, 2024, 8:05 PM

[vital imp]

Mine do reach, but in the gif her hands are close to reaching her knees

[fathom wyvern]

Shitboat

[ember dagger]

how sexy you have to be to find someone sexy?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/731603256878563418/1167106420366389279/togif-7-1.gif?ex=654ceb8e&is=653a768e&hm=5d65009a2b42753b8e0555ffda302ef6ae71c5f94f5cfd024ff9e11251f06fd3&

is telling a woman that I have 200 cars in gtao a good pickup line?

[vivid heath]

Tell them you play Fortnite and make sure you say sigma at least three times

[ember dagger]

what if they said no? do I tell them "ummm what the sigma?"?

[carmine patrol]

Remind them that you play League of Legends and will ult them

[vital imp]

I bet he gets bullied

[bronze shoal]

🙏

[carmine patrol]

Mate, I got bullied as a kid, and I would've bullied him

[vital imp]

Bro gets bullied by victims

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[carmine patrol]

That's how the food chain works, I don't make the rules.

[vital imp]

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-rizz-face-chad-begging-gif-1934875823525712000

[bronze shoal]

The cycle must continue

[vital imp]

In school it would go School staff > Bullies > Victims > Brain rot kids

[carmine patrol]

The notice. The meme notice. The notice to notify you of a meme acquisition. That notice?

[vital imp]

Regular vs nirvana way

the latter is quicker but its a one time use

[ember dagger]

idk if that

funny man

what about poop leaks

[vivid heath]

No

[prime breach]

This was twice as long as it needed to be, it just showed off the fight, they didn't even do any edits anymore 😭

[vital imp]

It was a good fight though

[granite radish]

Hello! And welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me "Gus". I am thrilled that you'll be joining our team. Each and every day, we serve our customers exceptional food, with impecable service. We take pride in everything that we do. And after this 10 week online seminar, I'm sure you'll fit right in. I like to think I see things in people. To begin, I'd like to talk about the cornerstone of the Los Pollos Hermanos brand. Communication. As an employee of Los Pollos Hermanos, you set the tone for the entire dining experience. Be mindful of what your words, and behavior communicate to our guests.

[vivid heath]

I don't get it

Can you please explain the meme

[ember dagger]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[carmine patrol]

Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

[copper oxide]

To understand the joke all You need is 30 million power on rise of kingdoms

[ebon patrol]

How do I get permission to post memes?

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-smirk-gif-18775562

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[storm heron]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @Modmail and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[ebon patrol]

How do I raise my level here?

[storm heron]

Chat more

[ebon patrol]

Ah ok thank you

[granite radish]

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

[inland lake]

i think chatting here gives reduced xp, last i remember.

chatting in #community and other channels give the normal amount

mods is this still true

one mod online...

[naive cloud]

Oh, what a handsome gift (yeah)
To live in a land of sin (uh)
Riding with bags and bricks (yeah)
And my lil' nasty chick (yeah)
That's what I asked of Him
Told me He'd grant my wish
You dance with the Devil
You'll never dance again

[fervent perch]

🤓☝️

Yapper

[naive cloud]

You obviously didn't read it

[fervent perch]

Wdym

[prime breach]

I had my headphones on, and I was waiting for something to happen with the video itself. It actually got me lol

[potent merlin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/z5v3txEtBuA?si=1ukcq3nzykxe793i I loved this

[nimble berry]

@lyric badge nsfw OSHA meme for u

[neat cedar]

@regal bison "insert Rocket League main menu music here"

[regal bison]

Bro is not gonna get an aerial goal

[prime breach]

I guess I can just walk out the store with it

[potent merlin]

Below a specific weight of sugar you don't have to report the precence of it

like how tictac's don't weight enough for the sugar threshold to be reported

they can be sold sugar-free even with sugar in them

[naive cloud]

Who wants to visit pp.net

It's beautiful...trust

To be clear...at the time of posting it was a literal blank slate

[candid jolt]

i went it just said this is pp dot net

[naive cloud]

Exactly

It's a blank slate

I don't even remember why I was thinking about having that domain

But that domain is easily $12,000

[candid jolt]

for the pp website?

[potent merlin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xR9olYMXMDk?si=tftWYAPfMUumNU2H

[karmic brook]

hot take: i dont believe one dude (osama bin laden) was so pissed at the united states hes like "come on boys, lets do this"

imagine osama sitting there fuming with his arms crossed cus he was banned from his own country

mf held a grudge for like 6 years cus saudis were using USA for help

and one dude didnt like it

so he formed al-queda

nah, that aint it

we had information he formed al-queda and we didnt do shit until that one day

yeah

that aint it bruh

(day 3 with no zaza btw)

how the fuck that one dude got like 4 whole ass GROUPS of terrorists into the united states

when that mf was the leader of them

was the united states just fucking sleeping and had no idea what the bigger picture was in those years they were in Saudi Arabia?

no intelligence at all?

that . aint. it

(im about to be found by the CIA and die soon)

George W Bush was casually in a classroom reading to children at the time

yeahhhhh]

imagine if he was ANYWHERE ELSE

anywhere else

at that moment

but because he was sitting in a classroom reading to children it was complete innocence

secret service whispered that a plane hit the twin towers

even though shortly after it was broadcasted all across the world?

what was they whispering

that the whole world didnt find out 3 minutes later

ah well, im gonna go to my local park and just play my steam deck

[vivid heath]

That's a lot of words

[karmic brook]

aka

shitposting

[tidal phoenix]

@humble yew

[humble yew]

What's your server run on? Nonsense?

Oh yeah, Linux, like the rest of the goddamned civilized world lol

I'm not much of a distro fanboy. Just gimme p much and distro and I'll make the magics

[humble yew]

Bah, can't meme back yet

Hehe

Btw gamingonlinux has their own discord fyi

Nobody has a gamingonmac anything lol

Not even a myspace

[carmine patrol]

My server runs on the power of friendship

[humble yew]

Mine too!

🕊️

[carmine patrol]

Oh, and this 20mm anti-air battery.

loads the MG

[nimble rover]

W take

[prime breach]

For when I want my phone extra sweaty

[whole wren]

hiding your phone in class

[fervent perch]

Id look wierd putting it down there

[whole wren]

"hiding" means noone seeing it

[fervent perch]

But just imagine someone seeing you stuff ur phone down ur pants 😭

[whole wren]

ill tell them it's on vibration and then tell them to call me

[fervent perch]

🤨

[pseudo galleon]

ok but why 2 videos

argument invalidated because brainrot was playing over it

[potent merlin]

mine are more breathable as i showrd long ago (i like my vayjay to be aired) 😳

[prime breach]

Yeah, that's why I don't like the skin-tight stuff unless it's a type of mesh

[potent merlin]

uf

[prime breach]

F.

[potent merlin]

i go community this chat too censored

[prime breach]

lol

[granite blaze]

Beh

These memes dead af

[prime breach]

5 whole seconds?? Slow! 🐌

[topaz night]

[cosmic ember]

I've never seen underwear with pockets lol

[vital imp]

Took me a good moment

[hushed cave]

Nosy Uber driver

[vital imp]

I wonder if he has side locks

[ember dagger]

every day I wake up

https://tenor.com/view/koa-koaleahq-sad-face-seal-gif-22606773

[prime breach]

mate

[stone swift]

https://youtu.be/srjLwgtcxYo

[azure zealot]

[nimble berry]

Yo it's my man YURO

[stone swift]

WTF LMAO

[stone swift]

he is famous?

[nimble berry]

World of warships shitposts

[stone swift]

oh ok

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1218502418451402773.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[nimble berry]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_i0gSGgaWJk&pp=ygUTdHJ1bXB3YWdvbiBtaXNzb3VyaQ%3D%3D

[stone swift]

lmao

[nimble berry]

The Missouri was $120, the first of it's kind Paid ship in its level, so it makes triple the in-game money that anything else ever made

[stone swift]

[nimble berry]

So lots of jokes were made about trump and moneymaking the ship gives

7 years ago*

[stone swift]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donald-trump-reaction-gif-15907007

[nimble berry]

His videos are a funny How To Play ships and Are They Worth the Money for premiums

[lyric badge]

Why do you assume I'm not the galactic snake?

[tidal phoenix]

I designed this website

[rare drift]

?

[vital imp]

Kid gonna come out looking like an ice golem

[hushed cave]

Found this cool looking pebble

[carmine patrol]

And it is a grand pebble

[vital imp]

What is Dwayne doing in your room?

[carmine patrol]

You know EXACTLY what he's doing there.

Getting ready to play some Mario Party.

[vital imp]

He looks kinda sad ngl, he even brought tissues

[carmine patrol]

He knows he's gonna lose.

[grim herald]

Vote for me as president of the United States. I AM BRENT PETERSON

[lyric badge]

No advertising

[cosmic ember]

Lol

[prime breach]

You know I always keep that thang on me 🤙

[wicked pine]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Roflcopter.gif

[coral raven]

lmao

phone on the go

[potent merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YGloeGdyVWc

[ruby lotus]

when gummy bear song comes on

[distant moth]

me in class after she says homwork do tomorow

[jolly gale]

Mozart in Cinderella you get modzarella

[prime breach]

I had some Mozzarella earlier today

[hard lichen]

How

[hallow mountain]

9️⃣ 9️⃣

:emoji_2:

:emoji_2:

:emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2::emoji_2:

[ember dagger]

I'm no longer mentally ill

woman will dress up as a cat and yet ignore you when you say pspsps

[ember dagger]

maybe still i am

[alpine terrace]

WTF

[muted heron]

:emoji_2:

[carmine patrol]

When the teacher picks you because he thought you weren't listening but you respond with "Nah, I wasn't listening, choose someone else."

<insert gigachad gif here>

[rare drift]

booooooo

🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅

[median wren]

WHO SHITTING ON THE TOILET

WHOEVER IT IS YO DOODOO IS MAD HEAVY BABY

SHIT ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL LET IT GO OFF ON THE SIDE AND FALL IN THE WATER

[vivid heath]

reddit

[abstract sigil]

when is metal gear liquid

[granite radish]

@stuck geyser Only approved posters can send links, images, and videos.
Please check the pinned messages for more information on how to gain approval to post.

[stuck geyser]

?

@granite radish have you checked my roles?

[granite radish]

That was meant to be a shitpost

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @Modmail and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[tidal phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[ruby berry]

Fallout, my beloved

[hard lichen]

Well well well

[ember dagger]

drinking and driving? yeah I drink coffee while driving all the time

what if I used coffee cup but some other liquid inside it?

[hushed cave]

🎵 wacky wavy inflatable tube man

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-big-mustache-gif-25652242

what is top the 10 tips and tricks to get a goth gf in 2024?

will selling a tomato will get me a goth gf?

🍅

[hushed cave]

Can't hurt

Unless someone throws it at you

[ember dagger]

I mean I would love to see someone try and throw a goth gf at me tbh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/585822508788482068/1241595719853277214/GN4vDGZWAAA3FY8.jpg?ex=6665cc5f&is=66647adf&hm=b932182e4f5ac1fd7432788bda6b1375160082b1352fc3c56aaf34820a6549c6&=&format=webp&width=894&height=848

[obtuse sail]

@stiff sandal

Found you.

[robust estuary]

-Check in caves,
-under rocks,
-in castles
-transylvania,
-in the shadows
-behind curtains
-under the bed,
-in a haunted forest,
-Mosh pits
-And...next door

[hushed cave]

stolen from murdvac

[ember dagger]

thx

will try

[prime breach]

They gotta learn somehow

[robust estuary]

Everyones got to learn sometime

[robust estuary]

You can also check in girls toilets too, they sometimes hide in there, sobbing

With black lines running down their faces. A real turn on

[prime breach]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-in-the-hat-kickflip-gif-24101498

[ember dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/585822508788482068/1241595719853277214/GN4vDGZWAAA3FY8.jpg?ex=6665cc5f&is=66647adf&hm=b932182e4f5ac1fd7432788bda6b1375160082b1352fc3c56aaf34820a6549c6&=&format=webp&width=894&height=848

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/949048703933616199/1192416364678365254/togif-4-1.gif

[robust estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/baohabinbi-bb-ngoaymong-gif-19725298

https://tenor.com/view/who-framed-roger-rabbit-whoframedrogerrabbit-whoframedrogerrabbitmovie-who-framed-roger-rabbit-movie-toontown-gif-15931961526268760893

[hushed cave]

[prime breach]

Ain't no way cuhh

[lilac perch]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-cat-gif-2861474131333067562

[teal ocean]

LoL

[ember dagger]

this "lonely DLC" fuckin sucks, man

whan does it end?

it's been 7 years.....

all alone.

[placid sandal]

0

[vital imp]

"They told me to take care of the park"

[ivory solstice]

Hope this one is ok

[hard lichen]

Boom

[normal jewel]

I never really understood why every video game woman has to be a super model. And if she isn’t for any reason she’s hideous.

[hushed cave]

[cosmic ember]

Um, the what fuck

[prime breach]

What did they expect?

[vivid heath]

Posting

[wooden meteor]

Bloop

Bark bark

Noice 69

[pseudo galleon]

nice chem homework

[teal ocean]

bro

at the start that sounded like a vacum

lol

[inland lake]

somebdoy ate tmy damn steamhappy

[carmine patrol]

skill issue

[vital imp]

Beyond salvation

[brave trellis]

this is the discord equivalent of the kiddie roller coaster spongebob rides

[vital imp]

What?

[vital imp]

Blimp as in the vehicle or a person named blimp

[hushed cave]

Wrong on so many levels

[wooden meteor]

Thanks, was studying oxymercuration and demercuration

[fervent perch]

Wtf is that bio

[smoky python]

Bro thinks he the protagonist

[warped stone]

He is, he’s clearly King of the Alphas

[pseudo galleon]

king of the sigmas even

[inland lake]

fellow beating off on gta online

[robust estuary]

omg, the water temple gotta be the most annoying game level ever!

[neat cedar]

[vital imp]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-nerve-burst-gif-15853556208898449784

[ebon pebble]

@hexed frost bruh

[rare drift]

nothing wrong with that

[cosmic ember]

Ngl I was rootin for squidwarmp

[neat cedar]

Fr. Spoongerob came back at the end and took the W 👀

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931594564970627202/998237928163655780/Reporter_laughing_at_sad_tiger_face.mp4?ex=66686204&is=66671084&hm=461babfda6f0396ce2254a6d0238597b643156013032f96ce87ba8248d34e9c9&

[hexed frost]

Fake news

[ebon pebble]

Same reason why the men are jacked

Most don't want to look at ugly characters while playing

[normal jewel]

But Alloy isn’t ugly, she’s not like a super model but still she looks fine. People talk about her like she’s a witch or something.

[pseudo galleon]

didnt we have this discussion before or was it another server im in

[lyric badge]

So listen, there's an elephant in the room here and - it's who games are mostly marketed to, teenage boys. It's the same reason why comic books are full of women who are drawn to be ridiculously curvy, etc. Because the traditional audience is super horny adolescent boys and when you don't cater to them they get mad

[normal jewel]

Yeah, I’m aware. I guess it still disappoints me. I don’t have a PlayStation so I can’t even play Horizon but I always thought the main character looked fine is all, yet I always see people hating on her.

😔

[prime breach]

Nope, saw the lyrics and immediately closed it

[carmine patrol]

You can get Horizon on steam

[normal jewel]

Interesting. I thought it was PlayStation exclusive.

[nimble berry]

Ps exclusives come to steam a year after

[neat cedar]

😳

Babe wake up new Fallout montage just dropped 🤯

Hardest edit of 2024 fr fr

[prime breach]

💤