memes-and-shitposting

[astral mortar]

sadly the bear cannot ever feel the emotions to win at a video game

[heady cape]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-gif-gif-17003592471494003810

[plain urchin]

Voldermort would quiver at the stories mentioned in the 3 broomsticks ''I once saw Potter Wick stab three wizards with a wand, an effing wand!!''

[plain urchin]

I like watching work being actually done. Cuz it's actually being done.

[stray frost]

@lyric badge how do you even explain this

[sick ermine]

Jesse we have to cook

[astral mortar]

type shit

[proven otter]

whats everyone up to

i see

[hushed cave]

Please don't post memes which break rule 2

Please also refer to the same rule

[steady bramble]

ok but was just bringing out the fact of what he posted

EDIT: he (user ID: 539505285467996192) posted literal russian propaganda and got away scott free, the mods just were earlier like: he has a vatnik pfp but don't judge him by that
yeah, you SAY SO but know that he went on to post russian propaganda

[hushed cave]

Can do that in Modmail

Please stop with this, use Modmail for any further concerns

[steady bramble]

me when when the

[proven otter]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[ebon pebble]

Tricked

[astral mortar]

wtf

[naive cloud]

Ooga booga

[chilly spire]

the man of the house has arrived

[opaque bloom]

Its not supposed to be memes or shit posting but..when I see these kind of people getting happy over small things it makes me drop a tear

[blazing kelp]

@potent merlin

[potent merlin]

I don't get it

😭

He just puts on a crown and walks

[blazing kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/smiley-face-burger-king-burger-king-happy-burger-king-whopper-burger-king-racism-gif-935276361237906854

[blazing kelp]

@quasi plinth gonna like this one tho

[craggy mountain]

is that james may? or just a lookalike?

[nimble rover]

"getting happy over small things"
shows gift of PS with 4 AAA games and 3 controllers

[granite radish]

May I please have a water?

[nimble berry]

None of which have couch coop worth a shit

Cod has 2 player offline

[opaque bloom]

Lmao

[burnt shore]

"Russian anti terrorists"

[bronze shoal]

It's not a small thing

Yea the literally have one of the highest hunting success rates of all animals

[ebon pebble]

I stopped a girl from getting kidnapped today

[hushed cave]

80s

[burnt shore]

40's

[coral raven]

dora

[granite topaz]

yea but then they don't pay

[thorny merlin]

That's a meme for itself

[abstract sigil]

real hood classic

[muted forum]

Ahhh, Swaggersoul and Hanime

[frosty walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/uuh-cat-funny-cats-uhh-gif-5575392758585270122

[bronze shoal]

Why did you change your profile picture

[thorny merlin]

Ur going to hell for pressing it

[frosty walrus]

nuh uh trust

[thorny merlin]

Try to liven the mood up again

[granite radish]

https://tenor.com/view/in-shock-gif-17553158948252598097

Mods, ban him and bomb his fucking house

[astral mortar]

mods leak his party chat and send them to the fbi

also burn his foreskin

[astral mortar]

[cinder stag]

wth i’m not watching that

[timid snow]

@solar garnet

[steady bramble]

too little breaking

[solar garnet]

who the fuck

why do u have my pfp

[winter trout]

It takes more than 10 seconds for a truck at that speed with full load to fully brake

[steady bramble]

then drive slower

[steady bramble]

when there is too much food on earth

[celest pagoda]

@tawdry quiver

[tawdry quiver]

what sane person videocalls

[prime breach]

They were literally in the middle of an overtake

[steady bramble]

imagine overtaking because the car ahead of you is driving 1 km/h slower than the speed limit

[prime breach]

Okay now what

[burnt shore]

Is this cutscene?

[carmine patrol]

Da, this is cutscene capitan.

[burnt shore]

I dont remember it lol

[winter trout]

It’s not a cutscene, you can find him eating sometimes by going to the -2 floor inf the kosatka

[carmine patrol]

It's a cutscene if I cut to the scene of him eating >:|

violently consume the entirety of my half-length sports pantaloons

[ebon portal]

foul 💀

[opaque bloom]

Fuck

I realised

The sound was bad

Man how dumb am I

🤦

[nimble rover]

bro expected the truck to stop on a dime

[granite smelt]

Bro got absolutely demolished and just said "oh my goodness"

[winter trout]

Lol I thought he was gonna curse so bad 😂

[stone swift]

@mods

[trim lotus]

+serverinfo

[winter trout]

Non Playable Character

[strange wren]

Low taper fade

[vivid heath]

Community

[cloud dawn]

@quasi plinth you might like this one.

[frosty walrus]

sony

[mint jewel]

mgmmh cybherpunkk

[abstract sigil]

but ma hope will neva die

[sweet crane]

@signal crane First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[granite radish]

Say "@kingkombat115 First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @Modmail and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter.

[round sable]

this isn't even a meme

it's just true

he said that

mister verstappen has a way with words

[prime breach]

If Lando Norris has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lando has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lando has only one fan then that is me.
If Lando has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lando, then I am against the world.

Lando Norris, my GOAT ever.

[hexed igloo]

yo

ion even read what it say

[thorny merlin]

"What are you?"
"An idiot sandwich"
"Louder!"
"AN IDIOT SANDWICH!"

[stone swift]

[prime breach]

should have*

Yeah, we can see they didn't study for anything, really.

[carmine patrol]

You might have my IP... but you're never take MY FREEDOOOOOOOM

[chilly spire]

I TOOK A WALK

TO POLANDDD 💯🔥🔥

[celest pagoda]

That is a lot of shit products in one photo

[carmine patrol]

until dawn is OK, CoD AW is definitely the strongest of the 3 cod's shown in that setup, the PS4 isn't half bad- I'd say the only genuinely shit products are CoD MW2019 and CoD:CW

[granite radish]

Cold War isn't bad

It's decent

[chilly spire]

can I pet that dawg

[wet jasper]

i remember laughing my ass off when I first saw this

[carmine patrol]

What dog? You mean the deer?

[prime breach]

Gonna be a banger, for sure

[carmine patrol]

It's gonna blow your mind

[timber blade]

is this arthur morgan

[hushed cave]

is that the guy from read dead redemption

[raw sail]

lmao

[sweet crane]

no cap 🧢 fr pal

i had a seizure when i first saw it

[frozen sinew]

ew what is that

[nimble berry]

@winter trout Loud ≠ funny. Do not post earrape content again

[winter trout]

Turn down volume XD

[nimble berry]

[burnt shore]

Pure comedy lmao

[winter trout]

(Sometimes) Loud = Funny and this was one of ‘em

[nimble berry]

It is not. And it's why you were warned

[winter trout]

You talking bout the “Raptor” that’s sends dms?

[burnt shore]

[winter trout]

No, I didn’t get one

[nimble berry]

No, you got one verbally

Please review the shitposting guidelines if you're confused about the content permitted here

[winter trout]

I understand, I’ll be more careful. But isn’t it common sense lowering your volume?

[nimble berry]

Conveniently, we pinned them

[marsh tapir]

But how would they know if it was going to be loud?

[nimble berry]

That's victim blaming lol. People won't just "know" the channel may or may not have high volumes.
If the volume of a video is going to be loud, just tag it.
If a video is loud just to be loud, then it qualifies as earrape

[winter trout]

It’s IshowSpeed, what can you expect from him?

[nimble berry]

Who

[winter trout]

I thought earRAPE was something else lol

[nimble berry]

Ear rape is content that is loud just to be loud

[winter trout]

But like I said, I understand now

[nimble berry]

[blazing kelp]

Are you aware that people might not know internet personalities?

[nimble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-who-me-me-jim-carrey-is-it-me-gif-148191223037222088

I love the grinch

[winter trout]

Lemme do like you said

[nimble berry]

Wake up @blazing kelp new competitive stance just dropped

[blazing kelp]

dude playing guitar hero on keyboard 100%

[nimble berry]

CSLessGOOOO

[winter trout]

‼️‼️LOWER YOUR VOLUME BEFORE OPENING ‼️‼️

Better now?

[nimble berry]

Achilles is this content loud for the sake of being loud or is there actual content here

[winter trout]

I tagged it

[blazing kelp]

I'm listening to it rn on 15% volume on PC

that's just brainrot

where funi

[nimble berry]

[nimble berry]

Ah so it DOES fit here!

🥚cellent

[blazing kelp]

3rd time the charm

[winter trout]

I’m going to stop here, but you’re just saying this cause you’re talking to a moderator

[nimble berry]

Hahaha this was me today

[blazing kelp]

Exusia you are a moderator??!!

Why tf you didn't say anything

[nimble berry]

WHERE WHEN!

I'll ban em!

Oh

[blazing kelp]

reject the authority!

[marsh tapir]

Embrace anarchy

[nimble berry]

I think server staff tried that once

Like to overthrow the owner

[blazing kelp]

april 1st giving staff to everyone on the server?

[marsh tapir]

Is Omar still owner?

[blazing kelp]

oooh, thats when James gave away his power to Omar?

[winter trout]

I have more important thing than this BS. Goodnight y’all

[nimble berry]

No this was like 6 years or more ago

[winter trout]

Fking apple autocorrect

[nimble berry]

Sir this is shitposting

[blazing kelp]

shitposts
says he doesnt have time for shitposts
refuses to elaborate
leaves

[nimble berry]

I hope he returns after his nap and posts more

We could use more traffic

Since I left the channel

[winter trout]

Geez bro on what planet do you live? I don’t have time for kids like ya

[blazing kelp]

Leah ❤️ @jaunty night

[winter trout]

I have whole GB’s of memes I can post

[blazing kelp]

weird, I didn't mention skibidi toilet anyway for you to call me a kid

[nimble berry]

Oh I look forward to.stealing them

https://tenor.com/view/addition-to-mycollection-more-collection-gif-14095863

[nimble berry]

I dont understand ST is just the next form of gmod content

*gmod

[granite radish]

I hope that censored album was family photos and not straight porn memes or sum shit 💀

[nimble berry]

"Messages" from.my texts that don't count as memes.

Yall don't need to be seeing faces

[winter trout]

I’m tired now, goodnight

[nimble berry]

Toodles!

[blazing kelp]

that 2nd album in top left is kinda sus, ngl

[nimble berry]

Sussy baka

[nimble berry]

Hey where'd you get my selfies

[winter trout]

Looked up ya name on Tor browser

[granite radish]

Everywhere I go I SEE HIS FACE

[marsh tapir]

Weren't you going to sleep?

[winter trout]

Gotta deal with annoying buds first

[nimble berry]

Straight up though

[nimble berry]

Ah I thought I only had them on MySpace but ok

[blazing kelp]

the most badass drake diss, ngl

but didn't mention kai cenat so 4/10

[nimble berry]

Who

[granite radish]

A famous streamer

He managed to get ice spice and Nicki Minaj into some of his streams 💀

[nimble berry]

Who

Minaj isn't out of the biz yet

She's still ruining microphones?

[granite radish]

I don't even listen to Nicki Minaj and I barely know her

[nimble berry]

I assume ice spice is a new "rapper" then by that sentence

[granite radish]

Ice Spice music sucks, people only like her because of her ass, I wouldn't even classify her as a rapper 💀

[sweet crane]

you probably dont even listen to her, pal

she has some bops

[granite radish]

Meh

Why would I listen to 🚮

[nimble berry]

Is this yandere sim

[granite radish]

Nah

Play a game called "Doki Doki Literature Club!"

[marsh tapir]

That's definitely a portugal moment right there

[young void]

grrr

[hushed cave]

[blazing kelp]

this kid funny af

[normal jewel]

I agree.

[elfin iron]

hahh lol that was funny

[burnt shore]

Hurts my brain, i dont get it

[carmine patrol]

It's an intentionally incorrect string of math that's supposed to mess with people either by convincing them they just saw math voodoo or triggering them with how wrong the math is being done

[steady bramble]

when neo-colonialism

[elfin iron]

omfg

ofmg

ofmg

[round sable]

the thing here is that 9a!=9

[round sable]

i looked at it and thought it was division by zero, but no, they straight up just didn't even follow their own logic

[quick hound]

💀

[elfin iron]

bru

[blazing kelp]

I'm in trouble hehe

[stone swift]

I don't know what either of those three are

so I guess I'm in the clear

[blazing kelp]

lmaooo

[dense pasture]

Trevor Phillips Enterprises is making a batch of 1,000 party dresses for Lester's factory. The costs of the batch are expected to be:
Direct material £3,500
Direct labour: Cutting 100 hours at £11 per hour
Sewing 200 hours at £10 per hour
Finishing 100 hours at £12 per hour The overhead absorption rate is £6 per direct labour hour.
Profit is to be 40% of sales price
Required:
a) Calculate the total cost of producing the batch of party dresses and add the profit mark-up.

[granite blaze]

jarking off his mate

[clever pilot]

Sup Bubbles.

[granite blaze]

AMERICAN CHEESE NEVER EXPIRES

[hushed cave]

https://tenor.com/view/click-here-cheese-touch-the-cheese-touch-the-unknown-entities-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-gif-26804902

[plush mica]

RAHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A SAFE FOOD WITHOUT FOREVER CHEMICALS!!🦅🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[blazing kelp]

Hideo is what happens when god decides to walk inbetween mortals

appears
doesn't talk and doesn't understand what you are talking to him
makes the game of the year with the story of likes no one experienced in the history of the planet
refuses to elaborate
leaves and repeats

and then since it's living between mortals, of course he is getting screwed by corporal greed

not even gods are safe

[brave trellis]

Gabes Gambit

[granite blaze]

American food is the best

[celest pagoda]

[granite blaze]

3rd grade meme

[burnt shore]

Did i offend u?

Jk

[granite blaze]

Yes you did

[burnt shore]

Srry then lol

[tropic swan]

The Ipad generation

[upbeat storm]

somebody posted this in the goat simulator discord

[warped stone]

Facebook ahh meme

[granite blaze]

Fr

[granite blaze]

“You are my sunshine”

[stiff sandal]

Vicious gator attack

[blazing kelp]

what is this repost

[blazing kelp]

i was first

[carmine patrol]

My 9th grade bio teacher got married and her new name was Cox.

;>.> there was not a single student in that class that didn't snicker.

[blazing kelp]

why would you even want a name and surname on your cake

[hearty trail]

That's the ugliest cake I have seen bro
No way it was done in a bakery

[granite blaze]

That’s me bro

[plush mica]

To get diabetes

[granite blaze]

Is this supposed to be a meme?

[novel veldt]

https://twittpr.com/weirddalle/status/1788024772204642685?t=GxrZTyZM2P8QT2BbEi_f2g&s=19 @potent merlin

our man Dries made it into a meme

[potent merlin]

Driesje 😢

[brave trellis]

French researcher Frédéric Brochet "submitted a mid-range Bordeaux in two different bottles, one labeled as a cheap table wine, the other bearing a grand cru etiquette." Tasters described the supposed grand cru as "woody, complex, and round" and the supposed cheap wine as "short, light, and faulty."

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/block-serth-block-poop-cat-bingus-gif-20747138

[placid sleet]

The best nfs trailer

Of the rebooted nfs series

[placid sleet]

Great game. My favorite out of the 4 games in the current series. Handling is a bit iffy but youll get used to it

[gleaming dome]

I see the NFS talk, and I really feel the urge to say thag Rivals is hella underrated. Just putting it out there.

[granite radish]

Rivals was the last good NFS game if you exclude the stupid bugs in there, change my mind

[placid sleet]

Rivals pretty good, i like nfs 2015 more tho

[gleaming dome]

Definitely not my friend on his first day reaching 720kph after falling under the map, or me crashing, falling for 30 seconds and getting 650kph

But I love Rivals for allowing me to just take out my rage on someone who I don't know

[vivid heath]

Last good need for speed was underground 2
Unless you count the one the Burnout devs made that one slapped

[sweet crane]

cars from the future

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C6ZLjpesWXW/?igsh=MWpvc3Yxc2Zqajg0bw==

[storm heron]

How's it a meme tho

#other-games

[granite blaze]

Rainbow Six Siege

[potent merlin]

[gleaming dome]

Damn, that's real

[gleaming dome]

Average balkan mechanic experience

[blazing kelp]

we got cinematic ramen edit befote gta vi

[nimble berry]

Hey, man on your way up.Don't forget where you came from okay

Remember who was there for u before you had them big bucks, dont forget the lil homies

[novel veldt]

https://xfixup.com/Krm_H67/status/1788651129120739520

[vivid heath]

Bro put in effort

[prime breach]

found the meme

[abstract sigil]

^

[carmine patrol]

If this were me, that spot would be blank. "Hated Company" would just say "They're all trash"

[granite radish]

Why would I like Ubisoft after knowing they shut down an online only game many bought

I know it's sarcasm

But there's no way a couple people out there would actually still dickride Ubisoft

[clever pilot]

What can I say, I like a lot of the games they’ve published. Rainbow Six siege is in my top 5 games of all times, platted all of the assassin’s creed games that have a plat (except chronicles), and am working on my Far Cry series platinum roadmap.

[clever pilot]

This I agree with tho, should’ve made it a p2p connection and shuffled the daily/weekly objectives.

[round sable]

https://wsc.nmbe.ch/species/62726

this is the best spider in the world

[green plinth]

@shrewd basin want some feet pics?

Figured you wanted to talk more private about it

[shrewd basin]

no thanks

[green plinth]

I’ll throw you a hefty discount, both feet in frame, and then two separate of each feet for $17.00, I’ll even ship you some toe hairs on the house

[blazing kelp]

the meme was that destiny is a happy game

[round siren]

You wash your balls?

[vital imp]

You don't?

[winter trout]

Fragrance

[vital imp]

My pfp is adequate to that message

[winter trout]

After a long day, get a good scratch, smell and you’ll fall in bed instantly (won’t wake up maybe)

[hybrid jetty]

You guys have balls?

[burnt shore]

Ofc like a normal male lol

[burnt shore]

Yee lmao

[clever pilot]

It made me happy.

[potent merlin]

[scenic prawn]

hola me nombre es pavel

😎

[prime breach]

That's with the discount?? What a ripoff!

I don't remember if I put this here already, so have it again

[potent merlin]

Imagine wearing alien costume in 2024💀💀💀💀💀💀

[opaque bloom]

This mission was cool asf

[mystic surge]

Deodorant

[stone swift]

zoo review

[vivid heath]

community

[fathom spruce]

Splinter Cell

[plain urchin]

Ireland atm

[round sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043556428805308447/1238496751862943865/FB_IMG_1715346481302.png?ex=663f7f7b&is=663e2dfb&hm=a4802aa1578aa18479b23860cb97afb8c13ea788c5862d7c44c418490163fa34&

[prime breach]

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C6u4y1Mtdwy/?igsh=eTQ5ZGJtd3UxY25z

[clever pilot]

Miss those days.

[green plinth]

😋😫 send more

[frosty walrus]

I mean android 18 tho fr

[ember dagger]

[noble cloud]

womp womp

[burnt shore]

Lol

[vital imp]

Looks close to dying

might as well

[sharp steppe]

that fit is fucking horrendous

[stone swift]

ROFLMAO

he looks like a medieval jester but from aldi

[sharp steppe]

ON GOD LMAO

[burnt shore]

Yep

[clever pilot]

”Justice served”.

[dark blaze]

LMAO

[granite ledge]

Honestly respect to the little kid, hes having a great day and i cant blame him for doing a lil jig

[carmine patrol]

Everyone is preparing their farewell gifts with that EKG readout. That's one hell of an arrhythmia

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1145152550656552960/1238701493096419419/whambamiraqi.mp4?ex=6640e6e9&is=663f9569&hm=49f97a31c4ec787252701a4cb54669cae695eb4c5f9602cdb69fd17b9e7c7919&

[brave trellis]

weird how the women are british but the police are american

[clever pilot]

It’s Australia.

[clever pilot]

False!
Nobody ever loves me.

[pure sphinx]

Aw

[potent merlin]

What level to post memes

[tall skiff]

Level 5 + shit role

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[granite smelt]

Translation: "The performance went perfectly. SUCH a skibidi performance, definitely the most skibidi of tonight"

[steady bramble]

@ebon portal Only approved posters can send links, images, and videos.
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[stone swift]

lmao

[ebon portal]

[steady bramble]

it's called we do a little trolling

[chilly spire]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James. 🥰❤️🫶🏽

[burnt shore]

Uh what

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139232951750639628/1239176370420977725/dixieland_flaggers_247283663_574162967250515_2074203871836993047_n.mp4?ex=6641f86d&is=6640a6ed&hm=5b805b35377f600a23f6bfdb92e0b51e838d8578d1b46943641f92c1788d0576&

[chilly spire]

I did not stutter

[nimble rover]

As aa Texan I completely agree

[prime breach]

God I forgot it was even the rock in this movie

[potent merlin]

All of his roles and movies and entirely forgettable

He’s such a mid actor

John cena is 100 times better

[burnt shore]

Zhong Xina

[vivid heath]

this man obviously has not seen The Rundown

[lyric badge]

I tried with Sonic but could never like him as much as Mario or the other platformers that came after like Crash and Rayman.

[lyric badge]

Feel good movie of the year right here

[prime breach]

Yo this is a wild trip

[prisma otter]

guhhh

[carmine patrol]

Hallmark has announced it will be called "Omeagle"

[raw sail]

lol

[prime breach]

Good thing it's not Po as a child

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499022517537865728/1239569211655721001/IMG_7585.jpg?ex=6643664a&is=664214ca&hm=388b3ed1ad41f3037f0850faa8b70d2c5df90762577a60883964e19fb69c0311&

[prime breach]

I'm not the one that needs to know

Tell that to Big Juice

[potent merlin]

Thats not the picture

[nimble berry]

Is this you at the family bbq with your smoker

[tiny pine]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[ebon portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1237982565789470720/1239823318757015604/i-text.gif

[potent merlin]

hey

[brisk pollen]

least unhinged quora user

[steady bramble]

when the level 20 random says his other account level is 3000

[night girder]

||your gay||

[opaque bloom]

Lmao

[muted heron]

No more mr nice guy

[opaque bloom]

I scream at night

[carmine patrol]

Ah, yes. Thermal Paste flavor. 10/10

[coral raven]

Liquor ice cream?

Was referring to this

Bro this tastes off

Is it like no sugar

[brisk pollen]

liquorice ice cream is nice

[novel veldt]

@potent merlin

[potent merlin]

So wholesome

@novel veldt Who will be the president anyways

[novel veldt]

rumors say Plasterk

imo i think its dumb that they look for an outsider

shoudlve just given it to either Wilders or Yesilgoz

[potent merlin]

Never heard of plasterk

I wanted pieter

[lean oxide]

@novel veldt

[lean oxide]

Lmao

[novel veldt]

lmao

[lean oxide]

Why does it look like Squirtle

[carmine patrol]

Ya'll... is it a trend to be able to eat? Will it go out of style, soon?

[pseudo galleon]

dafuq

[lean oxide]

Look closely

Lolllll

[ebon portal]

looks like cement lol

[lean oxide]

This m...... Doesn't feel right

[ebon portal]

might taste good tho idk

[ebon portal]

feels very right

[lean oxide]

Majin buu is pink right

[ebon portal]

pink like a clit

[lean oxide]

Pov: majin buu and showing Goku going ss3

The reaction should be from majin buu ig?

[ebon portal]

nah nah ssj3 suits ambatukam lol

the transformation was 5 minutes of screaming lol

[lean oxide]

Ahhhhh

Lmao

[ebon portal]

https://tenor.com/view/die-hard-goku-super-saiyan-3-goku-ssj3-issabreh-gif-5081907257611777824

I hope i'm not too late

[granite radish]

Oh dear god

[ebon portal]

https://tenor.com/view/dreamybull-projektleiter-sxak-samo-gif-9561301276273014846

[novel veldt]

he was already involved as the "informateur"

[nimble berry]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2iwrVo3nz-M

This showed up in my feed, funny as hell

I don't even know where Seaside is

[granite radish]

! To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators !

[plain urchin]

Nice clay

[plain urchin]

Feels for Dangles

[plain urchin]

minecraft

[ember dagger]

will this get me a goth gf?

[granite radish]

Well do goth girlfriends like Watch Dog loading screens

[grizzled maple]

You're a fan of WD too? Man, I loved those games, #2 was when it really shone (1 was still basically "GTA" w/ hackers" & 3 (Legion) was too damn shallow & lacked the depth of the previous entries, since your PC could be any ol' schlub w/ a paper-thin rangen backstory (I just mained Wrench from the DLC most of the time, he's obviously the most versatile character w/ a weaponized drone platform he can ride on

[granite radish]

Ive played WD2 a bit with some others, I kinda prefer WD1 all the way tho
Aiden Pearce is a good protagonist and overall I just like the story, and some of the intense missions

[grizzled maple]

Yeah, 1 was very enjoyable, I'm not raggin on it at all, but they have a different tone to them. 1 was a lot darker & edgier (the game starts w/ a child being murdered), set in one of the most infamously corrupt cities in the US, w/ Aiden Pearce being a hardened, violent criminal on a roaring rampage of revenge for his niece's murder (and no small amount of guilt for the fact that it was his own criminal activities that led to her being in harm's way in the 1st place).

2 is a lot lighter & softer, almost like a coming of age story. Marcus Holloway & his "script kiddies" hacktivist buddies have had some run-ins w/ the law (fair or otherwise), but they're nowhere near Aiden's level (and are in awe of the Fox's legend when they get that one mission where they help him out), & it is actually quite possible & satisfying to do an entirely non-lethal run, especially w/ the LTL weapons from the DLC (tho some enemies are vile enough I don't bother). And the overplot is about them trying to take down censorious BigTech oligarchs (which is very satisfying, given the state of things for the past several years), rather than one ruthless criminal getting very personal revenge on other ruthless criminals.

[grizzled maple]

instead of leaving the opposite to "thank you" blank, it should say "Fuck you." 😆

[grizzled maple]

Black liquorish tastes like Jägermeister ||(which in turn, tastes like black liquorish)||

[grizzled maple]

that rictus grin of the 1st lady on the left...

[grizzled maple]

There goes the neighborhood. 😅

To take a page out of Edward Longshanks' book, "The trouble with California is that it's full of Californians." 😂

[steady bramble]

vatnik

[naive willow]

image goes hard
harder than my -

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1059958985056321596/5797406060_1655682093652_online-video-cutter.com.mp4?ex=6646863b&is=664534bb&hm=e60b579239d02890da5496e901dfa21580c163884be130f7f69f4eb1a4bec9e5&

[tough night]

🤭

[north nest]

shit goes hard, had to post

[velvet hornet]

It's actually correct this time. 0.9 repeating has the same value as 1

[plush tangle]

How Rockstar thinks people react when they see 2X cash on the shittiest modes in the game:

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-4k-gif-21661584

[steady bramble]

they gotta put 10x cash for it to be worth the time

[granite radish]

How Rockstar thinks people react when they see 5x on Taxi Work

[ruby lotus]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C6w4lJOp8b9/?igsh=dGVxZ20xdjB4ZWli

[sweet terrace]

[steady bramble]

so why are you vatnik @grizzled maple

[prime breach]

My feed... it knows... @potent merlin

[potent merlin]

ahahaha

https://tenor.com/view/torsion-gif-16742133732546221725

[potent merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2Q6m3426nM4 what did I just find 😭

little kid actually made me laugh

It only kicked in 3 months later for the other guy

[craggy mountain]

this may be an unpopular opinion but i kinda enjoy taxi work

i do it when i get bored

[pseudo galleon]

taxi work is fun

based opinion

[proven tide]

Id stay calm and tell a trusted adult

[nimble rover]

The funny part is that Yasuke was a real person in Feudal Japan

[tough night]

Hahahaha

[ember iris]

Right that was his name

[normal jewel]

Exactly.

There's a server I'm in that was arguing about this and I was just thinking like, he was real man.

It's still gonna be more Ubislop regardless, but like he was real.

[nimble rover]

Yeah

I don't think he was a samurai irl tho

But like a sword bearer

[normal jewel]

I can't say I know the specifics surrounding what he did aside from the fact he was a real dude.

[nimble rover]

I don't know much about him either

I think this is right tho not entirely sure

That's really all I know tho

[ebon portal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ-JdVEyU9M

[stone swift]

what

[clever pilot]

Copy pasted it in other channels too.

[stone swift]

LMAO

[nimble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/revolver-ocelot-gaming-mgs-guns-gif-17353618

[hard lichen]

No way, offended boy

You call me "Vatnik" judging by my photo, last time you got muted, and you keep calling me something I'm not)

Did I write? You asked me propaganda questions

[prime breach]

https://tenor.com/view/rdc-world-instigator-gif-25514759

[nimble berry]

!ban 610459059660783616 continued xenophobia after being warned to keep it to yourself

[granite scarab]

Banned trollija (Case #256131) (user notified with a direct message)

[nimble berry]

Finally, I am free of him

[prime breach]

[sturdy ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/pc-gif-19276963

[cosmic panther]

you held well, bratan, gg

[glacial holly]

Bro, how u get a vid of me making my PC

[hard lichen]

I still here

[cosmic panther]

[cosmic panther]

stephen seagull

[granite radish]

https://tenor.com/view/brace-for-impact-brace-for-impact-caseoh-gif-5703217177910522805

[fathom spruce]

Steven Seagal passed away almost 3 yrs ago. Rip.

[winter trout]

Sandwiched 🥪

[normal jewel]

He’s still alive.

[lyric badge]

That's not true it was reported all over the internet see?

[winter trout]

2:24 PM 💀?

Here is 12 pm lol

[normal jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/gaslighting-gullisout-jonathangullis-toriesout-gif-8209068701399431500

[lyric badge]

I'm sorry. Can you prove to me that Steven seagal is a living breathing entity right at this very moment??! Didn't think so

Sorry I had to use the power of pure logic on you but you left me no choice

[elder sedge]

Can you prove he's not a living breathing entity at this moment?

[karmic brook]

BLACK FRIEZA KILLS BEERUS

BLACK FRIEZA KILLS BEERUS

BLACK FRIEZA KILLS BEERUS

BLACK FRIEZA KILLS BEERUS

[brave trellis]

god i wish

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-27530657

hoisted by my own petard

nytimes: steven seagal dead at 42

Wait I just found the headline!

Indisputable proof

[carmine patrol]

Yes, yes, we're all familiar with the Famous Bowl from KFC, this is just a more redneck twist

[normal jewel]

I feel unwell viewing this.

[mystic wharf]

Prob still healthier than a sugary ass ice cream or w/e

[elder sedge]

that needs to be drizzled with BBQ like chocolate and hot fudge~ 😛

[coral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/valheim-troll-trolled-gaming-gif-20292471

[tender jackal]

i honestly.. would try it

i mean theres no actual ice cream, so in theory it wouldnt be completely terrible

[latent crest]

!lfg @latent crest

[stray iris]

@latent crest, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @latent crest

[latent crest]

was confirming what u said

[carmine patrol]

I remember I used to be afraid of those. Then I started using them to mine copper for me before beating Eikthyr.

[craggy quartz]

valheim spotted in the wild 👀

[stiff aurora]

clean setup love it

[opaque bloom]

💪

[potent merlin]

New characters badass

[prime breach]

That cursor is 5' tall!

[prime breach]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xn71caGOhAA

[hot dome]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5IKqgzNbYB/?igsh=MXJ3OWR3MGdkZ29pZA==

chopchop_ua

Місія здійсненна 🫡

Likes

382808

Instagram

[granite ledge]

Im in florida so im chilling

[proven tide]

Is bro like... Scared of Florida..?

[burnt shore]

Florida is other planet or mind set

[granite ledge]

Look at the planet

It's not in his mouth

[proven tide]

It will be

[granite ledge]

It was a joke

[proven tide]

Are you assuming it's gender

[granite ledge]

Yes I am

[proven tide]

Good man 🫡

[granite ledge]

Something about that third tooth

Telling me it's a dude

[proven tide]

What's the white goo in his mouth

[burnt shore]

Sus

[proven tide]

Alr man

[river iron]

This sound makes me shiver

[burnt shore]

Fr

Deppresor

[river iron]

I start praying when I hear it

[sturdy ocean]

Bob the builder

[chilly spire]

A classic

[burnt shore]

Ew, idk what people see in goth girls

[deep lotus]

Hey

[marsh tapir]

Bro who is this guy? 😭

I wanna check his content

[teal mesa]

No idea

[scarlet dune]

This guy wasn't lying though

[prime breach]

Where's the lubricant reservoir and drip tray?

[proven tide]

Quick reverse image search his name is Kevin liu

[proven tide]

Nah it's extra

Risk

[hushed cave]

[lyric badge]

stop doxxing me

[hot dome]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLpkBmW4/

@opaque atlas

[opaque atlas]

I see

[raw sail]

brainrot lol

[prime breach]

Everything you post here is

[hard lichen]

Bro emoted

[potent merlin]

@wanton apex

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[potent merlin]

hi

[proven tide]

Few of my favorite cars

[granite blaze]

Skibidi toilet rizzler?

[tall skiff]

big keys

[raw sail]

lol

[sharp steppe]

she didnt key the car bro she wolverined it

[nimble berry]

Bro is dating a kaiju

[lyric badge]

it her

[storm heron]

https://tenor.com/view/keyed-keying-key-car-need-for-speed-most-wanted-gif-24676954

[storm heron]

Yeah

[inland lake]

been listening to this lately. i love it

[granite radish]

https://tenor.com/view/biggest-bird-чюпеп-станіслав-мельник-biggest-pig-gif-27370592

[burnt shore]

Nahhh😂💀

Im suprised offended mods didnt took ur role away as they did to me lmao

[abstract sigil]

mfw 256th middle east dictator assassinated within this century

[opaque bloom]

Lmao

[opaque bloom]

What did you post tho

[burnt shore]

About how isreal obliterated everyone around during 6 days war, and there was laughing pepe israel and crying emojis around his neighbors lol

[prime breach]

Don't worry, I enjoyed your other memes

[opaque bloom]

☠️

[burnt shore]

Thank u lol

[potent merlin]

How I get here

[humble yew]

Very carefully, apparently. With a name like that, surprised you made it past the login page

[tender jackal]

This meme's deader than my mom

[granite radish]

so

[white pasture]

new helldivers stratagem

[prime breach]

Dust schmust

[vivid heath]

Memes and posting

[opaque bloom]

There a guy saying I'm Noob when sent a message back saying he spelled noob right then he sent a message back to me saying no English and dog now I confused

[potent merlin]

bruh I just scrolled up and watched a full episode of Rick and morty

[vivid heath]

Mid and morty

[ruby lotus]

Bacterial beat

[inland lake]

i liked her reaction to yuno miles martin luther king

straight up flabbergasted

https://youtube.com/shorts/2UvocupSR6c?si=qPQbo9stjNHxIbw8

[raw sail]

lmao brain rot

[lyric badge]

Swedish people need to know

(this is the end of finding dory in swedish)

[plain urchin]

LOL

[vestal dock]

fit goes kinda hard ngl

[stone swift]

[cosmic ember]

This square is 12 hours long and 12 hours wide by car

The United States is way too big for proper perspective its insane

[granite ledge]

Im assuming thats a joke

[livid olive]

Why

[granite ledge]

Because thats not actually a 12 hour drive

In any direction

You'd be in virginia if you drove for 12 hours

(I know from experience)

And that red square is in NY

[royal moat]

That's the joke

Because NY traffic is so bad it takes 12 hours

[granite ledge]

Its not like that there tho

that is not NYC

There is almost nothing in that county

Its just albany

[tardy lake]

Why not?

[craggy mountain]

bet

[proven tide]

A select few

[nimble berry]

Amazing

[brave trellis]

so it wont be releasing on playstaiton

[river iron]

My destruction would mean the end of civilization. That is why I am indestructible, invincible! My cause is just. Die!

For the cause!

All who oppose me are guilty of blasphemy. You are a danger to my world! CONSIDER YOUR LIVES FORFEIT!

Hell is it? This planet considers the mortals its enemy and is trying to devour their souls.

[marble gate]

lets do a test on your sigma level

how would baby gronk rizz up livvy dunne? what rizz would he use?

[river iron]

What...?

[normal jewel]

First the guy who keeps posting weird Roblox crap now this. D;

[strong aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-ash-gif-25444601

[frosty walrus]

fatman and the arkhamknight

[haughty fiber]

So cute how some are dbating on the release date of 6. I'm debating that it won't get released AT ALL.

[prime breach]

Why is the release date of something a debate at all?

[prime breach]

Right...

[nimble berry]

!rule 1

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@nimble berry

[prime breach]

[prime breach]

It was something quite attainable until the last line

[plain urchin]

Prob slang for Himin hanging out collecting debts

[naive cloud]

If only I had the role...

[burnt shore]

Rip

[naive cloud]

It would be nice...

[opaque bloom]

Why dont you get it

[naive cloud]

Well, my conduct earlier today is a factor as to why I might not. I posted a joke image that while not exactly breaking rules, was agreeably unsettling

[opaque bloom]

Damn

[graceful kettle]

When I die. My skull is even going to be handsome

[prime breach]

[marble gate]

It is English

[nimble berry]

There's so much Fail in that statement, I'd rather rickroll myself a thousand times to the beat of nyancat, and lose my Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic in the weekly hobo knife fight while ghost nappa reminds me "bitches love cannons" and asks if I want to "explore the magic of friendship" with twilight and her friends

https://tenor.com/view/deep-magic-lion-witch-narnia-dont-recite-gif-14879671

Just kidding mate. Post the brainrot that's what this channel was for, I was messing

[royal moat]

If I say jajaja does that violate rule 1

[hushed cave]

You just said it