memes-and-shitposting

[cloud dawn]

What's James May doing on a plane?

[granite radish]

May I please have a water?

[carmine patrol]

Water machine broke.

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095787908235005963/1227180224970625035/m2-res_960p_2.mp4?ex=662777a5&is=661502a5&hm=fa6e8d80d9556bf16a28324d74f88f84564a61d35250d6db9573a10cb355893b&

[sullen hemlock]

Ahh yes. Best handling

[abstract sigil]

Aquele que deixou seu cu aberto

[blazing kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-rules-mors-mutual-mors-mutual-headquarters-mmi-server-discord-rules-gif-26227958

[potent merlin]

I guess this is where i will reside now

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/bingchilling-gif-1158789153226372051

I draw one card and end my turn

[blazing kelp]

i have bing chilling as my notification sound for months now but you are making me rethink my meme choices

[oak flower]

Found a wild Buckingham Pyro

Aka De Havilland Vampire

[subtle light]

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[wanton apex]

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[agile compass]

I basically tortured myself this morning by pulling out a little hangnail. It was excruciatingly painful, but significantly shorter than I thought it would be.

[hard lichen]

Ok

[zenith zodiac]

PS/2 Port so slowww though

[zenith zodiac]

@zenith zodiac is my nick

Huh?

@zenith zodiac test

[cloud dawn]

Missing the red paisley neck scarf.

[hard lichen]

Yeah

[proven tide]

This is what REALLY went down

[proven fulcrum]

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

[agile compass]

Thank you

[ember dagger]

me too

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-movie-scary-movie2-take-my-strong-hand-gif-13924040

[abstract sigil]

@vale tartan

[vale tartan]

Fr fr

[humble plank]

I know it’s 4AM. But why is this man the first guy to vote?

[vale tartan]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5jjAi-Sfrn/?igsh=dmI1NWQweW42aWk1

uncrustable.memess

Likes

11202

Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5dyO_cAv3Z/?igsh=Y2hpZ3pmMHNmNm9y

uncrustable.memess

Likes

39883

Instagram

@wind cloak

[wind cloak]

BRO

ONG

IM GONNA FIGHT THE GOVT

[green star]

ok

[raw pollen]

guys

[inland lake]

https://www.tnktok.com/@gloveeeofficial/video/7146789397453704494

general chicken egg wo-😩😩😩

loud warning

[steady bramble]

so what do you think about Ukraine and the war there

[fallen briar]

as if advanced countries don't support invading of other countries too, they support whatever they like they don't have morality

[proven fulcrum]

How the hell do you even marry yourself to begin with

[fallen briar]

by being woke

[proven fulcrum]

She belongs in looserville

[fallen briar]

do u mean loserville

[proven fulcrum]

Yes

[hard lichen]

lol

[hushed cave]

looser 😭

[proven fulcrum]

Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.

[hushed cave]

Settle down Mr Riddler

[proven fulcrum]

I'd smack you, but I'm against animal abuse.

[nimble berry]

What?

[fallen briar]

u what

[nimble berry]

"Becuz woke" lmao what

[fallen briar]

i may sound like a trump supporter but im not ok

[nimble berry]

[fallen briar]

but some of these people that associate with being “woke” r going too far

[nimble berry]

I didn't say that either

[fallen briar]

i didnt say u said it

[nimble berry]

How is that...woke

Whatever tf that means in this context

[steady bramble]

gonna reply @hard lichen ?

[nimble berry]

Assuming it's true and not an onion article

[nimble berry]

How is #memes-and-shitposting a place to discuss that

[hard lichen]

I wish everything would end peacefully as soon as possible

[fallen briar]

do u even use the internet bro

[proven fulcrum]

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm not feeling a connection.

[nimble berry]

I've never seen anyone give a concrete, actual definition. It's always some relatively vague goalposts shift of "whatever I don't like about a left leaning person"

[fallen briar]

well seeing it more often in context will help understand it

[nimble berry]

No, bring able to define parameters is how you understand ut

Without context

That's how definitions work

[proven fulcrum]

Rare footage of 2 people that don't understand each other but they can speak English 🙀

[nimble berry]

If you want to argue it we can step to #archive-serious-discussions

But my point here is that more than just the woman was involved. To marry yourself you have to get a liscence from a judge to sign off

So she made a compelling argument to a state or county judge to...marry herself

Which should have been turned down

[nimble berry]

Then she cheated, meaning she's not even an honest person and just a piece of shit, who convinced a judge, making her a con artist

The "blaming men" is just someone who lacks accountability

[proven fulcrum]

Imagine sueing urself tho

[nimble berry]

Seems pretty straightforward without using "woke"

[nimble berry]

No you can do that because of the way insurance compa.ies in various fields fuck around

But only in specific cases

[granite radish]

Didn't a man sue himself because of a boomerang, that's definitely gotta be fiction

[nimble berry]

If it isn't , it would be one of those insurance cases

[fallen briar]

the whole situation is just stupid

[nimble berry]

I'm fairly certain one.Cannot marry themselves specifically.Because there are entitlement for married people

Taxes and stuff change

Unless of course, it's not the u.S

[nimble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/i-see-through-the-lies-of-the-jedi-i-have-brought-peace-freedom-justice-and-security-to-my-new-empire-jedi-star-wars-i-do-not-fear-the-darkside-gif-20452605

[granite radish]

"Man I need better air"
opens submarine hatch

[nimble berry]

[steady bramble]

and on what terms

[steady bramble]

I am aware, let me cook for a bit

[hard lichen]

What you mean

[steady bramble]

"peacefully end", yeah but on what terms

[proven fulcrum]

Does it mean that it come with a free dad Lol

[stone swift]

yes and cigs

[hard lichen]

it's not up to us to decide, everything depends on the decisions of the presidents.

[proven fulcrum]

Nah screw the president I say prove them you can drive without a driving liscence

[steady bramble]

what outcome would you prefer, stop avoiding my question lol

[nimble berry]

[nimble berry]

Nah this ends here. #archive-serious-discussions

Last call

[steady bramble]

alr

[proven fulcrum]

Jk

[uncut falcon]

Task bar open, task bar closed

[proven fulcrum]

Zip open zip closed

[sullen hemlock]

Which strawberry world is this from?

[craggy mountain]

tapped out reference?

[ebon pebble]

Your mom

[proven fulcrum]

Finnaly I have the power

[ember iris]

Womp womp

[ember iris]

https://tenor.com/view/rosmt-mayo-pre-dinner-may-swedish-gif-19254634

[blazing kelp]

is a reel showing a white guy pretending to be a muslim speedrunning eating during ramadan eclipse okay to post or too far

cause ngl i giggled

[potent merlin]

Mmmm mayonnaise

[fallen briar]

ewie

[quaint sandal]

will it be a good discord banner?

[blazing moat]

yo

[peak crown]

[hushed cave]

[rough junco]

[prime breach]

is the blonde from something, or just an OC for the meme?

[wet hazel]

DONT DAWDLE!!!🗣️ 🗣️

[azure zealot]

Yahh hallaahh

[blazing kelp]

thief

[long laurel]

Is that the фторник guy

[hard lichen]

Yeah

[tight crow]

hm no wonder why my dad was late at home

[novel veldt]

Not a thief when you were too scared to post it

[blazing kelp]

well, you never know!

[gray parcel]

why would it be too far in the first place lol

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-nicholas-cage-nicolas-cage-gif-5332553

[nimble berry]

Not half bad tbh. Better than most peoples art

[vital imp]

Why the long face?

[hushed cave]

I've officially seen everything

[nimble berry]

Landlords with their beige paint

[mystic wharf]

Ngl I paint right over nails, hooks, door hinges ect in our rentals

[wind cloak]

@gleaming thunder

[gleaming thunder]

[long laurel]

"💀"

[coral raven]

I think she's insecure about her bobs

[coral raven]

I don't get why people are so obsessed with this guy

I know reasons but might get flagged for spoilers

[coral raven]

Lmao

[carmine patrol]

Well, it all started in 2016 with this one Gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo.

[coral raven]

💀

[livid olive]

It started in 2009 with the release of mw2

[craggy mountain]

in the beninging

[pallid oasis]

Oh phooey, I can't even post pics under Lv5 here

eh whatever

[lyric badge]

Who among us?!

[round sable]

would

[ancient rain]

hello

[humble plank]

That’s insane

[wicked pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799432326932987935/1228144747412062269/My_sides_hurt_.mp4?ex=662af9ed&is=661884ed&hm=d98489455d3b5b970af22bab50ec741a1b79b7d2ef497d92eeca381e7961a098&

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/phobiamp3-kitty-furios-cat-angry-gif-26396978

me when they only interested in my personality

[scarlet dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/536692253394206740/1228199110864142339/lv_0_20240412000903.mp4?ex=662b2c8e&is=6618b78e&hm=725f6d1fb1d16712be198c2507f8882be21579dbfc8e5125752a45a85ed85911&

[azure zealot]

as a portuguese i dont get it

only thing the brasilian seem to be salty about is the gold

@abstract sigil

[ember dagger]

lets gooooo

[shrewd ledge]

Not accidentally

[timber blade]

@potent merlin

[frosty walrus]

it's gg at that point

[round siren]

Alpha male right there

[noble nexus]

Automatic suspension

[timber blade]

i thought i was banned

[noble nexus]

Justin Bieber haircut

[graceful bison]

I saw the video. It was…. Quite disturbing

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/those-are-balls-gif-20708247

[shrewd ledge]

*It was mesmerizing

[ember iris]

@scarlet parcel

DOM GO GET THE ROLE

[scarlet parcel]

approved, all i wanted to say is i become like the above the influence commercial chick when im high

[ember iris]

Oh are we doing mushrooms now

[scarlet parcel]

this is from a marijuana commercial LOOOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyUOVhEbOoU

need some of that flat stanley og

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/learned-it-from-gif-24572777

[steady bramble]

(they probably got serious injuries)

[prime breach]

this is the reebok of the nike

[hard lichen]

W Samsung

[rugged glade]

I blame the bicyclist, personally.

[prime breach]

bruh

[blazing kelp]

half of twitter would agree with that

just because he was on the road

[prime breach]

nah, they def needed someone with personal experience to make this, because this is exactly what it feels like to be couchlocked

[rugged glade]

He saw the car coming and just stood there so therefore it’s on him. Failure to yield

😂

[azure zealot]

sob

[abstract sigil]

least based south korean company:

[steady bramble]

bro playing gta v

[granite topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-cat-skate-funny-meme-gif-18666878

[lyric badge]

Probably because you weren't being funny somewhere else?

Ok my turn

Why does my jaw hurt when it gets cold?

[stray frost]

why

[lyric badge]

No I don't know I'm hoping they know

It's like at the hinge of the mandible

[stray frost]

ur jaw is sensitive be more kind to it

don't make it go ouch ow owie

[lyric badge]

Fuck I knew it I'm gonna kick it's ass later

[stray frost]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-opinion-rejected-ichiban-absolutely-obliterating-an-innocent-citizen-gif-24570806

[lyric badge]

You know what that's a reference to?

[stray frost]

the game? yea

i played and 100% yakuza 0 thru 7

[lyric badge]

8's gameplay is great

I had just played 7 and loved the story, which... 8 doesn't hit as hard

[lyric badge]

But no, the space laser and how the shot is constructed specifically is from an Anime called AKIRA from the 80s. It started the anime trend in the US

[stray frost]

akira slide

[stray frost]

bakadarou

we will never get a beat em up yakuza game again

unless kiwami 3 is confirmed

[lyric badge]

I mean, they keep making the side games tho

[lyric badge]

https://youtu.be/3X-z7_HtPWo?si=GuzggWNGNezhg7yO&t=58

[stray frost]

rumors about blockuza 3 are around

[rugged glade]

Nerves. Probably sinus related now due to seasonal allergies/pollen

[lyric badge]

I appreciate the sincere answer - my intention was to mock the person to whom I was responding for asking what I considered a dumb question

[pallid oasis]

#EssenceOfOrbitalLaser

[ruby lotus]

why is she being so stingy with the mustard

[prime breach]

best believe i'm givin her a tip after making her deal with all that nonsense

[hazy jewel]

play judgment/lost judgment sent in the same universe and happens throught 6,7,8

[pallid oasis]

"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her.

"Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"

"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"

"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."

Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?"

"The Captain told me to."

"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."

Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.

But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies, Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.

However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Enterprise.

[prime breach]

spoilered because loud

^

[crisp wyvern]

Gimmie cat girlfriend those goes for a lot

[brave trellis]

what did spoony do again

[frosty walrus]

I think the obvious answer is

the girlfriend

[round sable]

i don't love furries

https://tenor.com/view/lexus-lfa-v10-overtake-car-gif-23450159

see you later

[pallid oasis]

don't recall

[lean oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SSQh-zG2UhI?si=b0ZLjhnrQEe978nr

@frosty walrus @round sable @timber blade @blazing kelp @potent merlin

Lmao

[blazing kelp]

that's some nice sandwich

i would eat it

[timber blade]

mikey so nice

me too

[lean oxide]

Cheeeeeeeeesey

[lean oxide]

Yup

[timber blade]

yuppy

[lean oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/r0YqfgmmhF8?si=EH-Pm6c1aBNAHtpM

@novel veldt

[timber blade]

WTFFF

WTFFFF

man fuck this

that frog actually made me jump

[novel veldt]

I have been tricked

[timber blade]

me too

hi josh what u doing here

[novel veldt]

I seen his other vid before

But forgot

[novel veldt]

I was tagged

[lean oxide]

By me

Moahahhahahahaha

[novel veldt]

:(:=(

[lean oxide]

Can't escape my wrath raaaaaaa

[timber blade]

this how u laugh

[novel veldt]

@lean oxide @lean oxide @lean oxide

[lean oxide]

Mohahahaha

[lean oxide]

Ban

Spam tag

[timber blade]

josh in godmode

[lean oxide]

!ban @novel veldt For spamming

Josh got banned

[blazing kelp]

"Fans" of fallout that only played 4th installment started speaking up about Fallout being left wing while it was always like that

[novel veldt]

!banish @lean oxide German

[blazing kelp]

It's the same with Helldivers, when people don't realize it's satire of extreme right

people are fucking stupid

[lean oxide]

Hahahahaha

[hazy jewel]

fake fans fr

[novel veldt]

I will do it fr 👁️

[novel veldt]

I'm not scared

[lean oxide]

What if I bite you

[novel veldt]

Still not scared

[blazing kelp]

me core

[stray frost]

"i should sleep, its 12 am
i'll sleep at 3 am
maybe 4
fuck it i wont sleep" core

[stone swift]

[carmine patrol]

what anime is your discord avatar from o_O

[lean oxide]

Not an anime it's from a comic : how to get my husband closer

Rubika

[carmine patrol]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

[carmine patrol]

Bruh, this got me straight tuber'd up. Shit beet me real good, my lungs need a break

[abstract sigil]

@azure zealot @celest pagoda https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715908199949271074/1228782920337064018/v15025gf0000coa9s4vog65h66p55010.mov?ex=662d4c45&is=661ad745&hm=b47de0164ce68fc990852a0a881e08ae71b5d3df48fa4d88573611210a08b753&

[ember dagger]

I can use any emoji here but in #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg I can use only this server's emoji. why?

[nimble berry]

Because lfg channels aren't for emotes and conversation

[ember dagger]

but but

[nimble berry]

They're for looking for group

[granite radish]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.☺️♥️🫶🏻

[ember dagger]

Fair

[nimble berry]

He's a good boy

[granite radish]

Until you let him near a toddler

[ember dagger]

GTA 6 chop lookin a little different

[nimble berry]

Who

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto-v-chop-rottweiler-dog-pets-gif-9073401082038161502

[nimble berry]

Oh look a dog

[ember dagger]

[nimble berry]

Is it from the sims?

[ember dagger]

Yes

[nimble berry]

Looks like a sims dog

Ok

[ember dagger]

are you fr ?

it's from gta5

[nimble berry]

Never played

[ember dagger]

i heard you never played the game

yup

[nimble berry]

I try to avoid games that actively harm the videogame industry

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

this mommy goth() would like to take advantage of you

[nimble berry]

I dont get it

[granite radish]

Yeah neither do I

But that's the point of shitposting, posting memes that make no sense in any given context

Plus the meme just became another uncanny Mr Incredible

[ember dagger]

is LeBron France? (Has "Le" in his name)

[granite radish]

LeBron is France fs

[stuck girder]

Damn

[nimble berry]

The Bron Jame

[abstract sigil]

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

[granite radish]

This fellow Floridian Swamp Cat will commit vast amounts of Tomfoolery by walking into a gas station

[ember dagger]

Jame Bron

[granite radish]

The bomb bay

The Long day

[granite radish]

The Bronze Jade

[tall skiff]

smort

[nimble berry]

I have a potential sales pitch, do you think I should list these for shipping too

[tall skiff]

oh nice they're on sale

[stuck girder]

holy music stops

[abstract sigil]

5 usd off

this is next level discount

[hushed cave]

Absolute steal

[abstract sigil]

better than this is the 1 (one) dollar discount from the avatar decorations if you have nitro!

such marketing...

[stone swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZtH3dgwGUs

[tall skiff]

fuck

[frosty walrus]

wth lol

[granite smelt]

bro it's a crocodile, that was the biggest stretch I've ever seen

bro is the reason for the gta mission "the long stretch"

bro is the character stretch

bro is an elastic rubber band

[steady bramble]

don't drop the diamond stick part

[granite radish]

I stg it's funny when you're voice chatting in a video game and the kids gets whooped by his parents

On the mic too, it's crazy 💀

[fallen briar]

that's child abuse bro

[potent merlin]

I wanna know the full context of that audio lol

[potent merlin]

Mmh

[craggy mountain]

real

[carmine patrol]

Bruh, his head lice gotta book a flight to the other side of his hairline

[fallen briar]

who said he has lice

he could be very hygienic

[carmine patrol]

who said he doesn't?

[fallen briar]

doesn't look like he has anything but a terrible hair line

https://tenor.com/view/funny-orthodox-jew-gif-18306637

[carmine patrol]

lice isn't really a matter of hygiene, it's a matter of luck. Common shower water doesn't kill them

[fallen briar]

luck ?

just dont go to dirty place or hang with dirty people

[carmine patrol]

Also avoid children, or people who have headlice that don't know they have it, or just avoid people really- people kind of suck

[tired thorn]

I can't believe that it's real, but if you use google traduction from english to japanese for the word "manji"...you get this :

[warped stone]

poor attempt at baiting

[tired thorn]

try it yourself

what ? you don't believe me ?

so ?

[ruby lotus]

nah it's legit

[wooden hazel]

God damnit why does it keep turning them into files

[proven tide]

That's the peace symbol bud not those terrible people. Hitler used the good fortune symbol and rotated it but this is #memes-and-shitposting so I'ma quit talking Abt it

[tired thorn]

i didn't some researchs and damn it was cruel to ruined the original meaning of this symbol.

[nimble berry]

I can't believe it's real, but like, if you read the rules you agreed to post photos here it explicitly states swastikas as one of the things you can't post

Crazy right?

[tired thorn]

oh

won't happen again. I posted this, because i couldn't believe that it was a real traduction and to share this nonsense

[tired thorn]

i didn't even knew that it was swastikas

[tired thorn]

you gave me a warning even tho i didn't know that what i posted was swastikas ?

whatever

[steady bramble]

?si=

remove it cmon

[oak flower]

Huh?

What's wrong with that

[steady bramble]

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT FUCKING SI= PARAMETER IS

[oak flower]

No

[steady bramble]

GO ON, ENLIGHTEN YOURSELF

sorry for caps

[oak flower]

Now the link doesn't embed

So it looks more sus

[steady bramble]

because you did it wrong

you did remove ?si= but you didn't remove stuff after ?si=

[oak flower]

Oh I'll have to send it again then

https://youtu.be/rP7Z3NOzRWU

@steady bramble fixed

[steady bramble]

anyway

thanks for fixing it and removing the ?si= parameter

[shrewd ledge]

The audio somehow makes my phone have some kind of extra speaking playing on the middle part

[blazing kelp]

Made by SirSwag, so you already know the next "This month's news without the bullshit" gonna be fire

[oak flower]

Probably not gonna last long, my Iranian friend said that Israel aren't gonna fight back lol

Thank god tho, cba with more war bs all over TikTok

[ruby lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/moderators-gif-25934776

[potent merlin]

gas

g

Olla

[steady bramble]

that was in terminator 2, right?

[fallen briar]

she want me

[azure zealot]

Invisible

"Dont move theres a bug on you"
Me:

[glacial aspen]

All of 🫵=🗿🍷

[ruby lotus]

.<

[fallen briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/389243026557501458/1229119165051441272/fbf58a60135bdc71bbd767ad5bab4944.mp4?ex=662e856c&is=661c106c&hm=b4679a5b2a16a34c93ae5cd3381af90bd3f4ca4089d816e05b51e33a9aebfb8c&

[fallen briar]

real shitpost 💀

[mystic wharf]

weakest Chinese male

Message approved by CCP

[mystic wharf]

I have to agree

[steady bramble]

🗣️

[prime breach]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-gif-23608962

[azure zealot]

COLA LIGHT

[potent merlin]

Hahahaha the owners hand is what caused it to flip

[fallen briar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/467430868516864030/1137501985617219594/E6E218E3-C4E4-4275-9C94-22153195B587-1.gif

[prime breach]

"attempted harrassment" is gotta be the most petty charge lol

[ember dagger]

how hot

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mod-discord-kick-mute-gif-495505587681287181

[mystic wharf]

Fr they could never make the charges stick

[prime breach]

these charges, on the other hand...

[vivid heath]

Is that John cena

[craggy mountain]

i thought it was the guy from home alone

[prime breach]

yes

[hushed cave]

Oh yeah

Kevin

[fallen briar]

is that lebron

[fallen briar]

Saaarr no pls dont no sar I beg you dont redeem the gift card

[brave trellis]

jackie chan

[azure zealot]

When you find a worm and touch it

When you find a worm and touch it

[potent merlin]

Real

[potent merlin]

Tf

[potent merlin]

@gleaming robin

[mystic wharf]

“shi I’ll hit u up later, peace 😎”

[nova zephyr]

guys what is that meme about im from iran

[nova zephyr]

?

?

[stone swift]

[timber blade]

i cant telllll

[steep citrus]

huh

Seems fancy

Where

Yeah nice Nissan Altima

Idk

Nope

Sadly

[blazing kelp]

@plain urchin my fav destiny meme ever + Zavala's "one. fucking. guardian."

[hushed cave]

Poor thing

[fallen briar]

@autumn prawn

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715908199949271074/1229474329239097416/tiktok_derwahreboi_7356998683168197921.mp4?ex=662fd032&is=661d5b32&hm=490992990232c52ba348b011bb3e57574ac98e06d3a2f45e1527953adc88ab50&

[random galleon]

@abstract sigil

[nimble berry]

what got leaked now

[random galleon]

ive been told that it was something related to the SU-57

[lyric badge]

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/muc-mrmuc-mr-muc-buttered-sausage-buttered-gif-5848297688844516291

[lean oxide]

The hell

[brave trellis]

what was it this time

[blazing kelp]

@vale cedar @jaunty night @hot dome

[azure zealot]

[sullen hemlock]

effects of pollution

[carmine patrol]

He works night shift

[warped stone]

That’s my worst nightmare

[prime breach]

damn, he was really goin thru it on that last one

[prime breach]

[azure zealot]

Isntead of pressing the play button i pressed the video by accident and it played the scream like 8 times

[timber blade]

LMAO

HAHHAHAHAHA

[prime breach]

https://fxtwitter.com/dondokodick/status/1780212419169505349

[hushed cave]

This is for you

[timber blade]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

why did it have to look at me like that

and for that LONG

[hushed cave]

Judging

[timber blade]

go sleep tryka

[hushed cave]

I will at some point this week

[timber blade]

stop monitoring discord

omar wont fire u.. go to bed

[potent merlin]

💀💀

Shi actually made me laugh

[vivid heath]

Community

[abstract sigil]

communit

[ember dagger]

cummunity

is it okay to drink coffee before sleep?

like 10 min before

[cosmic ember]

[prime breach]

I've done that exact thing. It's just a drink

[azure zealot]

Pov you drop ur pen in an awkward position

[shrewd ledge]

I hate it when somehow gallery and photo app is bigger gb than all of the photos inside it

[plush tangle]

There are only 2 types of GTA players:

[frosty walrus]

I mean like shit gotta hear him out

and mutual servers

[dusk blade]

It's fucking harlaroish

One more just in case.

@frosty walrus fries.do you approve

[frosty walrus]

yes

[dusk blade]

@lean oxidei won

Hahahhahaha nobody dare to question my memes 😤

[lean oxide]

Hahaha this is nice

[gray parcel]

what did he saaaaay

[buoyant kraken]

Ello

[prime breach]

oh, you get less xp for chatting here, btw

[lean oxide]

You sure?

[prime breach]

it's been a few years, so I think they're sure

[frosty walrus]

gawr gura

[frosty walrus]

is this supposed to be funny or something

[lean oxide]

I love cat memes

The hell bruh I'm replying to the 2020 message lmao

[lean oxide]

Lmao

[carmine patrol]

And now you're going to be punished for it.

[lean oxide]

Cool

[lean oxide]

Lmao this guy

Is so strong

Mahito

[potent merlin]

[frosty walrus]

he's more crazy ngl

[lean oxide]

Yeah

[lean oxide]

These are funny

[dusk blade]

I made the german blush no force can stop me now

[dusk blade]

Lol

[frosty walrus]

LMAO

[lean oxide]

Lmao

If be terrified

Also very funny

[lean oxide]

I've seen similar memes like these before so

[lean oxide]

Lmao

[timber blade]

me arriving to #community

[lean oxide]

Lmao

[lunar steeple]

Judas dude how fuckin far did you scroll

I haven't even gone to this server in a WHILE lol

[lean oxide]

Welcome to the new world

[lean oxide]

High refresh rate + beast internet speed

[timber blade]

im thirsty

[stiff lake]

Need me an xlarge double gulp slurpy frfr

[timber blade]

nvm

[lusty sluice]

that message makes me feel uncomfortable😐

[stiff lake]

She got them coke nails

[wind cloak]

@novel veldt

[novel veldt]

We're tight

Like bros

From another hoes

I

I hate ur meme

[fallen briar]

So I met a girl two weeks ago and we had a very good time talking to each other and talking about what we like and what we hate and we both share a lot of things and have so much in common she is always talking to me, being so friendly and that made me like her she always steps up to open a conversation with me when I'm not talking to anyone she sees me and she starts a conversation about anything and we end up talking for a good bit, she's like a year and half older than me and I just think she's just being nice, does she like me?

[blissful zealot]

THIS GIRL LIKE YOU DAWG

[blissful zealot]

what os that your ego

is

[fallen briar]

it not me lol

[blissful zealot]

lol

[cosmic ember]

Stop doxxing my bank account please

[fallen briar]

if u so rich buy me profile decorations 🥴

[cosmic ember]

It is the internet, I lied

I have $5 to my name

but with taxes, it isn't enough for one :(

[fallen briar]

True wealth is of the heart, not of the pocket.

https://tenor.com/view/smart-thinking-thoughts-think-ponder-gif-7713620

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170083171665195028/1230281745895522404/image.png?ex=6632c029&is=66204b29&hm=846641baa574b92fb498372f881bac59a9e04b9e3384675aaff54a3028edf9c5&

[mental spire]

Woman ☕️🗿

[carmine patrol]

Okay, but what in the cinnamon toast, jesus slapped, eggnog coated fuck did she do and in what order did she do it?

I'm genuinely impressed by the level of messed up that rim is in

[prime breach]

They used an axe. Says it right there silly

[ember dagger]

i gotta get back to business and become an e-girl again (I'm out of nitro)

dm me for tips and tricks

[nimble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/macho-man-bonesaw-oooh-yeah-spiderman-gif-13421609

[hushed cave]

Cotton candy and spaghetti

I will leave this here

[craggy mountain]

gross

[serene nest]

soap water and fries

[prime breach]

nilered?

[burnt shore]

Its about colonization, brazil and its ppl are wild af lol

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164939830447312896/1229055186375409754/Video_by_saulbeerman_C5eolewtL_C.mp4?ex=662e49d7&is=661bd4d7&hm=f269dd4e439f17dea7f123554ad77b513509ceda7ea93ea7520f245ccd0d8cf7&

[shrewd ledge]

I hate the marketing for it

[steep citrus]

Looks like dryer fluff and spaghetti

[frosty walrus]

well I'll be damned

[abstract sigil]

Gyat

[frosty walrus]

that's what I was thinking

skull

[stone swift]

I''m sorry friend, I don't speak russian

[prime breach]

is this loss? i don't get it

[round sable]

no, this isn't loss

[round sable]

it's just a comic about how loid is chill and yor is insane

[prime breach]

ah

[karmic brook]

this coworker said it would be fun if we got drunk together and she said we should drink at her place

these girls just cant get any more obvious

[nimble berry]

You're complaining that female attention comes easy?

What a weird thing to bemoan

[karmic brook]

im weridf

[prime breach]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877112546727956503/1200888410596970496/image0.gif

[nimble berry]

Most dudes live off 1 complement every 3 years

[karmic brook]

this dude at my work also does that to me

i dont know what it means

[nimble berry]

Flirts w u?

[karmic brook]

he has a hot gf who also works there

we all just make burgers and ice cream

idk i just started

hes cool as hell tho his name is andres and he taught me how to do all the fry shit

[prime breach]

HAHAHAHA that's hilarious

someone doing that irl

[karmic brook]

bro i thought it was funny a fuck first time he did that it was so random

before i knew it was a meme 😭

my ass got memed on

i thought he was just tellin me to stfu

[prime breach]

naaah lmao

[unkempt geode]

can anyone make me a staff

pls

[karmic brook]

shes a single mom and her babydaddy is a meth head

im definitely not trying to get caught up in that

i have a simple little life being a relatively attractive man getting compliments and going home to my video games and flstudio

[normal jewel]

I compliment people all the time. If I like someone’s shirt or hair or even their Among Us plushie I tell them I think it’s cool.

[steady bramble]

how the frog get in there

[stiff lake]

Schrodinger frog

[nimble berry]

Sweet christ dodge the bullet yea

[nimble berry]

Normal dudes appreciate it. And for any dude that takes it too far I'm sorry

[potent merlin]

Aw

It was just a funni

[raven prairie]

not impressed i have to say

[hushed cave]

[pallid oasis]

and the locked me in a room. A rubber room.

[stone swift]

a room full of rats..

[pallid oasis]

And rats make my crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[granite radish]

Drake having some coffee

[ember dagger]

it really hit me hard when david goggins said "everyday you must ask yourself did i edge enough"

[ember dagger]

who?

[potent merlin]

Hi

[ember dagger]

this guy? >

[stone swift]

watching raul julia interviews

[potent merlin]

Finally got my role to post here

First thing I’m gonna post for the day

[cosmic ember]

This is how that one annoying ass Youtuber got shot

xD

[hushed cave]

Bun intended?

pun*

[hushed cave]

Torbay everywhere in the UK

[carmine patrol]

Time to send in the guy that sprays phalluses on pot holes to force cities to fix them... to both areas

[hushed cave]

@potent merlin new flavour of irn bru

[potent merlin]

you fucking stole this from me

[hushed cave]

[cosmic ember]

Real, that is the only possible reason for me to start driving like that through traffic

Traffic swimming is not fun to me I'd rather be on an empty road

[stiff lake]

yeah same. only time i go faster than speed limit is if im late to work and trying to buy time lol

[nimble rover]

Notice how all of them are old

[carmine patrol]

Yeaaahhhh voice acting for english anime has kind of gone down the pipes. I notice a lot of times, what should be an emotional scene, or a highly kickass character, just turns to a monotone mess in english.

Or the gravity of the scene is completely off, or the character's voice doesn't match their look... and not even one of those "I look like a hardass, but I have a comically high pitched voice" kind of deals, but like "I look like a hardass, but my VA is some 30-something that just sounds like a normal guy that should be an office worker, and everyone else sounds no different"

[wind cloak]

@regal bison is this what happens in mens restrooms

[regal bison]

i wish

[ember dagger]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a discord mod. To me, being a discord mod was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an afterschool job I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged.

https://tenor.com/view/robert-de-niro-smoke-cigarette-good-fellas-cool-gif-12261789

[steady bramble]

never heard or watched any of these shows

😎

[frosty walrus]

how do u not know dragon ball

[nimble lion]

Mmmm yummy flavor spots

[dark blaze]

is this actually real?

[potent merlin]

Yes

It is

[dark blaze]

that's crazy

[shrewd ledge]

They got fucking beef after this

[dark blaze]

LMAO

[craggy mountain]

i need this shit fr lmao

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/me-after-using-my-internet-personality-in-real-life-for-one-day-gif-27136086

[ebon portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980875708895207574/1080247405892612126/attachment-8.gif

[potent merlin]

nuh uh you can’t lick any of them

[hushed cave]

I'm licking all

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043886134196977784/1230851026400313344/VID_20240419_080205_998.mp4?ex=6634d258&is=66225d58&hm=d1d924d941d0661208a3aaf7674a25009e336d46c17b3cdbcf490a99fd0c4114&

[lyric badge]

I am not endorsing the use of slurs here. Rather I am impressed someone would go so far to basically dare the cops to pull them over

[brave trellis]

yoko was based for throwing this shit gimmick act

[karmic brook]

man

i got chicks telling me i look like their first celebrity crush

fuck am i suppose to say to that

[carmine patrol]

Da ting go skibidi skraa

[karmic brook]

nah fr

[warped stone]

What slur?

[lyric badge]

Gay as a perjorative

[lyric badge]

Thank them then say something nice back.

[warped stone]

Its not a slur even if the context is derogatory

[warped stone]

It’s not a derogatory term

It can be used in a derogatory way but it depends on the context

A slur is offenses regardless of the context

[lyric badge]

That's just not what the definition says. And in this context, they are obviously using it in a pejorative way

[warped stone]

youre weird no one talks like that

[nimble rover]

Truly a #memes-and-shitposting moment

[marble gate]

im gonna adress some very serious allegations circulating about me on reddit

skibidi gyatt rizz baby gronk griddy in ohio with grimace shake kai cenat ishowspeed edgelord 12 year old ipad kid lankybox gets skibidi rizzed 1 2 buckle my shoe what are those ice spice saul goodman kid named finger waltuh jesse we need to cook sussy imposter among us did you pray today I woke up in a new bugatti andrew tate freddy fazbear alpha omega male grindset smurf cat vs strawberry elephant whopper whopper whopper whopper goofy ahh adin ross goated with the sauce john pork kiki do you love me lightskin stare uncanny reddit family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas no nut november foot fetish f in the chat I love lean looksmaxxing I like ya cut g social credit bing chilling

[marble gate]

im not gonna expect to be forgiven but im so sorry

[lucid merlin]

how old are you in years?

[marble gate]

skibid

[nimble berry]

I dont understand like....any of that

!rule 1

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@nimble berry

[nimble berry]

English only please

[carmine patrol]

I... understood all of that... and I don't know if that's a good thing

[nimble berry]

CN you define some of these or explain their significance?

Specifically

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-message-1blocked-message-4blocked-messages-blocked-meme-meme-gif-25992739

@shallot Only approved posters can send links, images, and videos.
Please check the pinned messages for more information on how to gain approval to post.

[carmine patrol]

@raven perch First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[inland lake]

me inhaling my truecaller because of how true this is

[nimble berry]

Definet/explain Gronk/baby gronk
Kai cenat
Griddy
I Show speed
Lankybox
Ice spice
Kid named finger
Did you pray
Surf cat vs elephant (4x)
Ahh adin Ross
With the sauce
Lightskin
Stare uncanny reddit
Nickel30 ratio
Cg5 mewing
Looksmaxxing

@carmine patrol

[nimble rover]

i cant tell if youre playing along or not but ill go full here and say that he was just saying gen z and alpha meme buzz words and wasnt actually saying anything lmao

[nimble lion]

I wish i could bleach my eyes, ears, and brain after reading all that gen alpha dogshit

[nimble lion]

This specifically

[lean oxide]

Zaza chat

[granite radish]

These are just some slang used by gen Z kids

They mean something but it's just straight up all cringe stupid shit

Kid named finger is basically a reference to Mike from Breaking Bad

Did You Pray is a reference to a guy that slams the bottom of his desk or table with his 🥩

Smurf Cat vs elephant was basically memes about a blue Cat that was dressed like a Smurf and Elephant is basically an image of a strawberry in the shape of an elephant

[ember dagger]

born to say "haiii:3"
forced to "yo"

[cosmic ember]

😭

[steady bramble]

rip

[carmine patrol]

Is it bad that my first thought would be to hack that computer, wait till a major event, and then play the most hardcore "extra adult, horizontal endurance training anime" I can find?

[stone swift]

lol

[marble gate]

its brainrot it can be considered english its just shitposting

[cosmic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/le-fishe-au-chocolat-chocolate-gif-25868863

@azure zealot

[bright karma]

[azure zealot]

[vital imp]

Hector

[vernal vine]

I wanna meme here too, hope I’ll get there soon

[marble gate]

really i don't know what i was saying but it all came from memes on the internet

[shut prairie]

Gyatt Dayum

[nimble berry]

Mans good at his job

[hushed cave]

Hector living the dream

[green arrow]

hi

[rigid basalt]

hello

[normal jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/catpeb-andrew-tate-dancing-slay-andrew-tate-gif-27474588

Brandenburg Gate.

[rigid basalt]

a

ye