memes-and-shitposting

[ebon pebble]

lgbtq mfs when they realize anti lgbtq people have free will and can do what they want with their lives

[abstract sigil]

[lyric badge]

Marketing: It understands my interests

[abstract sigil]

[potent merlin]

wholesome :3

[burnt shore]

Based

[ember dagger]

what if she like it?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964653176689139782/1209253784098840706/YallAreNotWellAjusted.jpg?ex=65e64058&is=65d3cb58&hm=ebf51582aac8ae1486c64318e441e31a1adff35e378027e2660d37f18b876792&

damn i didn't see the "not"

[hushed cave]

oops

[carmine patrol]

slaps some duct tape over the top crack

It'll be fine.

[ruby prawn]

laughs in iraq

[carmine patrol]

Sounds like every CoD stealth mission ever

[novel veldt]

https://twittpr.com/EverythingOOC/status/1759243308386124191?t=mlyH-11qu0i72aWsApQ2hw&s=19

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-milk-drunk-wasted-gif-24084863

Zaza milk

is it possible to lose weight while using discord?

[cosmic ember]

Respect is not demanded or given, it is earned.

[inland lake]

unskippable cutscene

[short lintel]

Fr master chief was going through it🗣️🔥

[steady bramble]

me when the poorly made gta online casino heist goes wrong because guard can hear and see thru walls

[burnt shore]

Average assassins creed mission

[carmine patrol]

No, you can get away clean from- wait, nvm, those were the fort invasions.

[alpine terrace]

Especially the one where we are supposed to infiltrate some random ass castle or fort

[carmine patrol]

You have no idea how little that narrows it down.

[inland lake]

REAL

[abstract sigil]

@ember dagger

[ember dagger]

is it time for me to have sex?

[abstract sigil]

Negative soldier

You're being drafted to northwest Taiwan

[ember dagger]

sir yes sir

[steep citrus]

Literally me

[burnt shore]

Fr bro

[rugged glade]

It’s needs some flex seal

https://tenor.com/view/damage-thats-a-lot-of-damage-jon-tron-gif-13054497

[steady bramble]

agent 47 back in time?

[sturdy ocean]

damn cant send gifs

[tall skiff]

you need the shit role

[alpine terrace]

!shitposting

[stray iris]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @alpine terrace

[alpine terrace]

Sorry wrong command

My bad

[sturdy ocean]

YEAH

i was soo confused for a sec lol

[alpine terrace]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[sturdy ocean]

oh isee

[sturdy ocean]

understood

[alpine terrace]

I didn't get the reference, can you elaborate?

[steady bramble]

hitman game/games

[alpine terrace]

Ahh gotcha
Sry I got confused between agent 47 and agent 14

[last idol]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[sweet crane]

what’s up thug

[last idol]

I’m yo daddy

[sweet crane]

calm down youngling no need for all this ruckus

[last idol]

I can cause a ruckus

[sweet crane]

all fun and games until i glide out a fortnite battle bus

[last idol]

NOOOOOO

[sweet crane]

shooting at air

[lyric badge]

But what they won't show you is: What was that air doing, huh? You think it was just innocent and they're out there shooting it for no reason? Do you even know how many people have died of... wind bro? It's like the 4th most common cause of death it's true don't look it up

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624553375530352649/1209523323692650546/Likeadragonworkerextend.mp4?ex=65e73b60&is=65d4c660&hm=af0778b0a5c875921844e1b761e2b264e377c0b3426c3dfaf93c01858e561d5b&

[ember dagger]

I'm so freaky rn

[analog loom]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-oh-no-gameplay-video-game-cj-gif-17762166

[burnt shore]

Me every damn time i wake up and have to live my life

Someone make it stop...

[icy spire]

Lil meme dump more to come

[vivid heath]

Community

[burnt shore]

New facebook feature

[fathom spruce]

What is tap water ?

[royal moat]

water from your kitchen sink

[vivid heath]

When you tap the glass

Kyler back to the classic pfp

[royal moat]

Murdii you can't lie on the internet or you will be in toruble

[carmine patrol]

Tap water is when the water begins playing bongo drums while you drink it

[steady bramble]

it would seem that most of the advanced countries are the enemies of russia, I wonder why? perhaps because they are supporting Ukraine fight for it's survival while russia wants to invade Ukraine and commit atrocious war crimes

[nimble rover]

that cant be the only reason cuz Isreal is doing the same

[frosty walrus]

can't read it

[craggy mountain]

it says fuck you

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/boccicord-gif-3989917567552955671

do i really have to do it again and again and again?

[tall skiff]

yes

[nimble rover]

one day you wont have to

[frosty walrus]

gotta make it to friday

[ember dagger]

one day but unfortunately not today

[nimble rover]

real

[burnt shore]

Exactly my man...exactly imagine jerking off bc of being horny or turned on💀

[carmine patrol]

okay, but what if the existential dread of knowing you'll die alone consequently turns you on?

[burnt shore]

Its just the way it is

I doubt i will find a mate

And give myself time to live more than 30 yrs

Gotta deal w it

[steady bramble]

ppl at like super young be like: "I'll never find anyone" like did you try to look for any significant amount of time at all?

[burnt shore]

Its not like that, im just anti social cuz i waa bullied whole life in school non stop and ive developed thought that every human is evil and dumb

So its hard for me to find one

[frosty walrus]

I used to think I was anti social but I just never knew how to properly speak to others without speaking quiet and shy and stuff lol

[mint jewel]

just say fr and ong

[frosty walrus]

nuh uh

I'll prob stop saying it a bit more

I was abt to say fr but no lol

[mint jewel]

its hard to break out of habits

like minimodding for example

but i have absolutely no experience with that

i would never

[frosty walrus]

sooo relatable

[steady bramble]

let me guess, some people thought, oh that person is different or better and our lives and home environment is so bad so it would be so illogical to express themselves based on that and target others because they are actually dumbass and do that

might sound weird but I'm not from english speaking country

english speaking as in where the official language is english

[frosty walrus]

when did this english thing come from

[brave trellis]

putting America in the blue should come with about 40 asterisks

[carmine patrol]

I think they're talking about their specific sentence structure. The wording isn't 1:1 with how we say it in english speaking countries, but considering how much a cluster fuck English is, the message is conveyed clearly enough

[grizzled cedar]

Interesting choice made by Sony_Interactive_Entertainment

[burnt shore]

Yeah prob

[pseudo galleon]

someone just set the ps background to a low res image of apple tv

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112359472728395856/1185040130080256020/cowbelly.mp4?ex=65e1381f&is=65cec31f&hm=694ce0659ee76e31e5b780fc37fb935511c47f19847f0d9dfe1e0acbc40265a0&

[nimble berry]

Quickest way to convert people to religion

What never see A faster way for somebody to start praying

[ember dagger]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅

[hushed cave]

I wouldn't

[lyric badge]

explode

[cosmic ember]

Nah I would live

Main character armor

[steady bramble]

I would in this situation watch the mannequin get hit from a far away distance

[ruby prawn]

corpsman

[vivid heath]

Don't ever put me in a situation

[thorn hemlock]

jerk off

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

so porn stars have mad sex all day and they get paid millions for it?

sounds something I would do for free

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mod-discord-kick-mute-gif-495505587681287181

[topaz garden]

ewo

[brave trellis]

i think i would wait their table instead of the 10 million dollars

[prime pier]

Wait isn’t this normal…

[potent merlin]

No way i just discovered this guy

Artist @hidden nebula

[burnt shore]

He was jailed cuz he broke his own rule "respect women"

[burnt shore]

Kinda looks like monkey doing asmr

[vital imp]

I'd survive

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932830887337427005/1210202075246501978/stupidity-on-a-scale-of-1-to-10-v0-lnt3hssnt3kc1.png?ex=65e9b383&is=65d73e83&hm=7084c37f0a5b73e4611ab84b2954792f9e83a872c608e490e0918c0ce4a22c3e&

cutting phase going well

😋

[cerulean flicker]

[abstract sigil]

incredibly based emoji

[hushed cave]

Delicious

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932830887337427005/1209887217380757534/IMG_5018.png?ex=65e88e47&is=65d61947&hm=ad8237990906e49992744342a467e8bad2bfb86de1060469e2ccea72d8a8977c&

[abstract sigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/764209300515061804/1104548567965765672/caption.gif

@tardy storm

[cosmic ember]

I strongly recommend to stop breathing

[ember dagger]

i hope so

i really do rn

[rugged glade]

That escalated quickly

[tardy storm]

[ember dagger]

bruh

i would never

unless I'm desperate

[lyric badge]

They barely look similar

[stone swift]

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-lmao-michael-jackson-going-upstairs-creepy-gif-17160965

let me preface this meme by saying I am a huge MJ fan and I got it from the MJ server
so no ill will intended

[vale tartan]

@nimble berry

[warped stone]

Is it a good game?

[vale tartan]

Yes

Very

[warped stone]

Did you play the first game?

[keen cosmos]

ketchup with banana's... end my fkn suffering

[nimble berry]

500kg bomb

[stiff scroll]

guys how can i send a meme pic?

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[stiff scroll]

oh damn thx

but how do i level up?

[carmine patrol]

Talk in chat

[stiff scroll]

aight, i gotta grind in this too

thx

[ember dagger]

how does it feel having a sister?

wish if i have one

https://tenor.com/view/horse-im-so-hungry-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a--im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse-gif-17555597026102421589

[lyric badge]

It is so much cheaper to be buried like this than in a coffin

[cosmic ember]

Lmao

[ruby lotus]

True

[inland lake]

Helldivers 2 gameplay:

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-text-phone-friend-like-a-dragon-gif-22624143

[wooden meteor]

Bro chill tf, writin a full 200 word essay 💀💀

[wooden meteor]

You a criminal for not clicking on "see more". Bruh i wanted to read the restt

[carmine patrol]

Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

[frosty walrus]

if your this sensitive u shouldn't be on the internet lol

go complain about instagram reel comments lol

[celest pagoda]

They are not weebs

[carmine patrol]

EXCYOOOOOO-USE ME!

AHEM!

**you're

hits the phattest dab

[frosty walrus]

wht

[celest pagoda]

Rekt

Destroyed

Burned

Ghosted

[regal bison]

banned

[celest pagoda]

Smoked

Ok back to sleep

[carmine patrol]

Melly, come back! You can blame it all. On. fries.

[frosty walrus]

it's all fun and games my boy

[carmine patrol]

It's all fun and games until the tentacles are ABOVE the water...

[frosty walrus]

what lol

[carmine patrol]

exactly.

[frosty walrus]

I think ur on weed

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/rgdrgdrg-gif-23513804

[celest pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-gif-24153957

[frosty walrus]

repost if you like spreading propaganda

[wooden meteor]

cool 👍

[potent merlin]

loud

[stone swift]

https://youtu.be/Il_asp-0lq4?si=akOicN7P6rcz9IXK

[abstract sigil]

@nimble berry 😂

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/accepting-fate-liquid-mercury-saul-goodman-jimmy-mcgill-gif-27105471

[steady bramble]

where'd u get that clip

[abstract sigil]

Youtube

Shorts

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932830887337427005/1210436228697030677/6b6d7cd6bab803c8c1f2554cd25e0df3.jpg?ex=65ea8d95&is=65d81895&hm=a5df5e9208495d0ae5661503406290d17767e52524d4936f99f2f6f35044dc72&

[frosty walrus]

looking like me staring at the wall with a depressed face on a monday morning

[steady bramble]

they could just read a book

[hushed cave]

Thas a cat not an F150

wtf!

[peak crown]

#archive-server-suggestions

[short lintel]

After this clip he ran me over.

[cosmic ember]

Fortnite

[hushed cave]

Salt and vinegar

[ruby lotus]

not really a meme but it's metal asf

[lyric badge]

The worst chip flavor

[ruby lotus]

how can you say that when ketchup lays exist

[lyric badge]

Salt and vinegar should be used to like, clean abrasive surfaces

It's like a cleaning solution not a flavor

[hushed cave]

Couldnt agree more

cheese and onion it is

[lyric badge]

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

[heavy echo]

this will be five nIghts at freddys in 2016

[royal moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/758296707586064425/1210385816765988895/65d4718cd2010_funny-epic-comment-god.webp?ex=65ea5ea2&is=65d7e9a2&hm=7a248145a8adec60369ba4be7b744e6db1dd99277b2feb5715da77867579ee70&

[hushed cave]

https://tenor.com/view/scarymovie-stronghand-take-my-gif-5462582

[subtle light]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1091723525422846163/1170776912235344044/togif-1.gif?ex=65e4b377&is=65d23e77&hm=83a56a28b37a212162b74150aab4ad6010e261c97b5691c20e5c7b27dac52d88&

[vital imp]

peak engineering

[hushed cave]

https://tenor.com/view/can-i-have-mod-dog-what-the-dog-doin-borzoi-dog-is-gif-22183098

[lilac perch]

dude when im zooted and get major munchies i chew my food so intensely without realizing

[abstract sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-post-dog-dog-rat-post-this-rat-gif-22895990

[willow pulsar]

Industrial Society and its future

[ember dagger]

when i dye my cooking oli black

oil*

[ember dagger]

no

[hushed cave]

[brittle prism]

Eh. The second one was pretty shit.

[ember dagger]

what's the 3 easy tips and tricks to be come a successful mod at the gta online server?

[vivid heath]

Patron modmail and don't be american

[ember dagger]

but i love my double cheese burger with 6 donuts healthy breakfast

does that make me American?

[frosty walrus]

do u shoot up schools

[warped stone]

unironically needed to hear this

[ember dagger]

if my discord kitten broke up with me

yes

I'm omw to build a very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 pc 👅

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147955540069191805/1210831023449972766/b6ab5a28bc974918a66b6aac89ae81e3.mov?ex=65ebfd44&is=65d98844&hm=45e58fe1ec157925b0712bedc76c958e3bfa08cbf66d59fa0d2d8a457d6b2e9e&

[frosty walrus]

sometimes im a humble human being and sometimes I think very violent thoughts and want people to not exist (only when I play video games trust)

[frosty walrus]

skull lol

[vagrant warren]

Амогус

[abstract sigil]

amogus

[celest pagoda]

Mustang would win easily That's why it's not included so dont be a smartpants

[abstract sigil]

hellcat

no grip car

[burnt shore]

Facts

[abstract sigil]

russia numba wan

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-slay-jerma-jerma-sneeze-jerma-edit-jerma-meme-gif-27338827

[burnt shore]

In hell lol

[nimble berry]

Chip shortage was like :

[granite blaze]

Ye thats my favourite saying

[mystic wharf]

Interstellar(2014) Official movie poster

[analog loom]

you got ripped off. My advise is get a lawyer and get the dealer to buy back.

[scarlet dune]

I don't know why the photos aren't sorted correctly like I picked them but here are the photos of my potato plant growing

This is the most recent 2 photos I took just a few minutes ago

[nimble berry]

This has to be the funniest shitpost I've seen in months. The temerity of someone ebegging for an account -against the rules-, especially a fortnite one. And because they're turning some arbitrary age that we have all been at some point.

Bravo, truly you are funny, friend

[royal moat]

we owe him a fn account for his birthday

[nimble berry]

I dont understand. You came to the shitposting channel, and made a funny. I acknowledged it. But I don't see why we need to use racism to convey our points.

[nimble berry]

They're just so silly

[abstract sigil]

chillax with your 14 year old curse words buddy

you aint built for these streets cuh

[brisk pollen]

god the fucking profile picture too

[nimble berry]

!ban 1188430414763786263 continued attempts to use n word, racism, begging for a fortnite account because they're turning 14, as if that's an achievement or something, toxicity towards taking begging as humor, poor sport - probably a skill issue

[granite scarab]

Banned lysvikker. (Case #239323) (user notified with a direct message)

[abstract sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[carmine patrol]

Not the fastest I've seen someone get banned

Still remember the guy who got banned within 20 seconds of getting the shitposter role....

[nimble berry]

Lol

Speed was not his goal, he really thought he was gonna just talk like that

[carmine patrol]

He was showing you he's grown up and edgy like the other big boys/girls

[nimble berry]

He doesn't care a big enough spear to be edgy

Everyone knows edgy people post anime girls and femboys

Duh

[carmine patrol]

That is quite a large spear, yes

[nimble berry]

Would you say its.....all edge

[carmine patrol]

ehhh... 70% edge

[abstract sigil]

🤨

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043886134196977784/1210929549282377839/ssstwitter.com_1708724955519.mp4?ex=65ec5906&is=65d9e406&hm=dc38e88ee10fe51ff374ee917e2c7da2032048b7784c803aaad4259cd77cbe3b&

[nimble berry]

Nice

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CtkFxRCrfy2/?igsh=MThkZ2phN2c5cWl5Mw== @wind cloak

[frosty walrus]

kitttyyyy

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C3eR24DtUI8/?igsh=dGlkcm53c25idmtm

[abstract sigil]

@tall skiff your pfp reminds me of this gem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw1Mx8nXub4&ab_channel=sui

it shouldnt go as hard

[abstract sigil]

@meager snow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4WpISRwADY&ab_channel=SiegeTales

hood classic

[abstract sigil]

what the fuck

[wooden meteor]

Probably sing a song while i die or idk its fuckin weird pic btw

[brave trellis]

politely ask the tiger to stop as it could cause injury to me

give the tiger some water so it stays hydrated

[willow pulsar]

Trevor Fill up Donuts

[lyric badge]

Now that's a gentleman

[lyric badge]

MY NAME IS

[sweet tree]

Guess I’ll die

[vital imp]

Terrible cable management!

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/object-explosion-osc-object-show-aqua-teen-hunger-force-athf-gif-26070565

[vital imp]

Ik

[nimble berry]

That data does more than text

[frosty walrus]

wonder who's first guys

[potent merlin]

A plane crashed into me while I was casually walking on the street

The ai is great

[meager snow]

On god

[burnt shore]

I thank the tiger for releasing me from this nightmare called life and ending my suffering

[steady bramble]

I think the door is wrong way because the one who put this had no prior experience and they will soon realise their mistake

[novel veldt]

https://x.com/RTLnieuws/status/1761697725551096176?s=20 @vale tartan can you believe it

RTL Nieuws (@RTLnieuws) on X

Rapper Bigidagoe (26) doodgeschoten in Amsterdam

https://t.co/bameCDjvG3

Twitter · Feb 25, 2024, 10:20 AM

[woeful frost]

getting serial killer vibes from this

[vale tartan]

Who?

[novel veldt]

crazy right

[stone swift]

https://youtu.be/C7QCh-l-EJM

[coral raven]

mo

[vale tartan]

@nimble berry

[woeful stirrup]

How i feel inside😔

[subtle light]

🤣🤣🤣

[abstract sigil]

https://i.imgur.com/1If7UKL.jpg

@lyric badge

[graceful kettle]

Yeh

[ember dagger]

more RGB = more frames

is this why people are gay?

[vital imp]

people are limited to one color though

[ember dagger]

not true at all

[abstract sigil]

[ember dagger]

is gambling a sport?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mod-discord-kick-mute-gif-495505587681287181

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1210914051341819914/428702372_1755623784923134_1770923659615231310_n.png?ex=65ec4a97&is=65d9d597&hm=8eb01aea16ec865369521c1b9339ed367f3327a14319256e5835b45ebb9f5ffb&

[nimble berry]

"Great War" soldiers*

[frosty walrus]

u should look at the name for community #1 vc

seems kinda suspect

[nimble berry]

[frosty walrus]

ong

[nimble berry]

!ban 1045212171648385074 probably the poorest attempt to hide selling paid services on the server I have ever seen. Go scam trump supporters theyre super gullible

[granite scarab]

Banned shehulkacid (Case #239631) (user notified with a direct message)

[frosty walrus]

skull

[vivid heath]

epic meme

https://tenor.com/view/orb-orb-pondering-wizard-horse-plinko-plinko-gif-24381668

[nimble berry]

This is a certified moment

[celest pagoda]

🪿

[frosty walrus]

ngl this made me laugh lmao

my friendo

[fringe nebula]

Short answer yes

[ember dagger]

2 kilos of gold for 0.02$

back then

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1210914051341819914/428702372_1755623784923134_1770923659615231310_n.png?ex=65ec4a97&is=65d9d597&hm=8eb01aea16ec865369521c1b9339ed367f3327a14319256e5835b45ebb9f5ffb&

[celest pagoda]

2 kg of gold used to cost 0,02$

cus that 0,02 is a lot back then

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932830887337427005/1211546029787189299/IMG_3418.png?ex=65ee972a&is=65dc222a&hm=2b71f714079e27b42a45c923e19e5950689e814f4504a2e600056e74e2636463&

[abstract sigil]

Literally me

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964653176689139782/1211662992660500570/RDT_20220803_1500386146117245566882681.jpg?ex=65ef0419&is=65dc8f19&hm=5afe69165005ebc11656e42f33d43234163447750da49338305f82294e16f552&

[inland lake]

I would like to announce that i have cooked up something fffrrrrresh

[inland lake]

behold, my latest creation

this shit got 5 games in it

more than the ps5

[abstract sigil]

Is this actual gameplay from Helldivers 2?

Crazy...

[vital imp]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-gif-18996323

[inland lake]

ifunny watermark

[last idol]

No.

Incorrect

[inland lake]

I cast
➡️ ➡️ ⬆️

[cursive pilot]

black

[ember dagger]

got myself a pc but at what cost

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1211635028933746708/Sad_bread.gif?ex=65eeea0d&is=65dc750d&hm=fc96d7a1004b6cf8e389f46e13c2b60676ce822864531e12c7f2b6209ad3f14c&

[last idol]

Correct

Your know racist

Get exposed

[cursive pilot]

ay bro take a chill pill i merely answered correctly

[ebon pebble]

it was worth it

dw

😂

[last idol]

Count fooligan said so

[ebon pebble]

Ye behi answer seems to be correct

[last idol]

Indeed

[inland lake]

i remember when this place used to be funny...

(takes long swig of cigarette)

back when i wakugh ough gukc koufh hough

quofh kohugh kopf quoh cough

https://tenor.com/view/tom-scott-vape-vaping-tom-scott-vape-gif-20384192

[frosty walrus]

this is basically only a meme cuz of meme zee lol

[inland lake]

who

oh. slop account

i can guarantee you , no

meme zee is in the custody of the daidoji family

i live to hate a few things. people like meme zee being one of them

[ember dagger]

damn right

[last idol]

Bro

How could they

[abstract sigil]

Blapman was the real one back in the dau

Day

I remember the golden blapman zero zero seven posts

Then he leave server.... Never seen gold humor anymore....

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-you-dont-know-what-youre-talking-about-chigurh-what-are-you-talking-about-gif-22463397

[lyric badge]

I need to rewatch this movie so bad

The movie overall was a B to me but he was genuinely one of the best villains of all time

[ember dagger]

it's great

fr

a true psycho

[subtle light]

me n u playing ps5

[abstract sigil]

@vale tartan @potent merlin @nimble berry @meager snow

[ember dagger]

how 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅can a human can be?

[vivid heath]

No

[ember dagger]

lmao

[carmine patrol]

I feel targetted, and I told you me summoning that book demon was a secret

[ember dagger]

is Joe biden the most 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅president of the US history?

[abstract sigil]

b6303

riddle me this

why do women get unsolicited dick pics in their dms

but men dont get unsolicited pussy pics in their dms?

[ember dagger]

hmmmmm

idk why

[granite radish]

Do you think Secret Service would come after me if I talked about Joe Bidens nuts?

[ember dagger]

no

they will hire you

[inland lake]

more like, got banned

[vale tartan]

@elfin whale

[nimble berry]

Correct

[celest pagoda]

Wish i can relate

[carmine patrol]

Another day at the casino...

[meager snow]

grape, grape

[elfin whale]

so true

[steady bramble]

don't open it

[abstract sigil]

Do it fries

Open it

[abstract sigil]

@ember dagger 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓸 ♥

Do u want a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅emoji server to join

[ember dagger]

yes please

[abstract sigil]

Hold on let me find it

I send in dms

[ember dagger]

👅

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅dms fr fr

[abstract sigil]

Booftown

Boog*

Good srver

[ember dagger]

you know it's a good server when you can post memes in general

[steady bramble]

you know it's a bad server when you can't post memes at all

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-meme-gif-27089724

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cheese-gif-21052324

easy and quick protein meal

[abstract sigil]

[ember dagger]

shhhhh

you didn't see anything

https://tenor.com/view/jsteamo-monkey-monkey-aid-monkey-hospital-gif-21764197

[mental valve]

big ah shucks

[grizzled cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-running-battle-gif-14413151

How it feels fighting the Bedrock Wither:

[vale tartan]

@elfin whale @nimble berry

[nimble berry]

Lmaoo

[nimble berry]

Gonna be real that stupid fucking strafe run kills me more than cluster

[wraith geode]

me except with the 500kg

[vale tartan]

500kg weak af bro

[wraith geode]

wdym, its a great aoe killer

[vale tartan]

Doesnt kill anything aside from direct hits

[wraith geode]

just gotta learn to lead

[wraith geode]

when theres a large hive

its great

[nimble berry]

Think the 500kg specifically is a tall cylinder hitbox, to help guarantee it kills Bile Titans

[wraith geode]

to just clear out a gigantic horde

[wraith geode]

nope

doesnt

it doesnt one shot

[nimble berry]

[wraith geode]

thats why somebody always need a spear

for bite titans

[nimble berry]

I watched it

[wraith geode]

and chargers

[vale tartan]

Ive put it in the middle of a 20+ swarm

And it killed like 3

[wraith geode]

lead better

[vale tartan]

No

[wraith geode]

its got a pretty big delay

also the bomb isn't precise

[vale tartan]

I put it IN THE MIDDLE of a group

[wraith geode]

its got like a 10m radius

[vale tartan]

The bomb itsself

[wraith geode]

yes

[vale tartan]

Not the beacon

[wraith geode]

the drop point

🤷‍♂️

[vale tartan]

Several times

For groups i just use orbital laser or strafe run

Or cluster

For biles its spear

Dont really run bugs solo cuz of the biles

Automatons are a lot more doable solo

[wraith geode]

just cuz bots dont swarm u like bugs

[elfin whale]

skill issue af

[potent merlin]

Oh my gyat

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048713560978620446/1212250079767826542/KKKKKKKKKKMP4.mp4?ex=65f126dd&is=65deb1dd&hm=e17a07afdaf2bc9f81970aee398de80bbf974b3fc9af83a34d79a95c5a4483b0&

[lean oxide]

Wth gaben

Sorry but that prolly scripted

[tiny pine]

yeesh

[stone swift]

https://i.imgur.com/VUcET7W.jpg

[wicked pine]

!rule 1 @potent merlin

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

For

@errant cobalt

Requested by

@wicked pine

[coral raven]

...

yea

im not am onkey

MONKEY

[ember dagger]

man it's so hard to play modded skyrim with one hand 👅👅

[plain urchin]

[plain urchin]

Here touch the beacon with the other

[rugged glade]

@crimson scarab this can’t be real 😂

[plain urchin]

Pikachu is in the fence bruh

[hushed cave]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-post-this-cat-28-gif-13169063124544386612

[graceful bison]

This cat must be special

[ember dagger]

bruh

[granite blaze]

How

Isn’t memes and shitpos about shit posting

[hushed cave]

The channel still has rules

[granite blaze]

I know, but I didn’t say nothing wrong

[hushed cave]

Contact Modmail if you'd like clarification

[vivid heath]

didnt say nothing

[hushed cave]

r/technicallythetruth

[granite blaze]

Are you a parrot?

[vivid heath]

no im Murdii

[wicked tangle]

DUUUUUUUUUUTCHHHHHH ARE U HEREEEE

[wicked tangle]

HI DUTCH

[vale tartan]

@nimble berry

[nimble berry]

I think of ways to get us all killed

[rugged glade]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-red-dead-redemption-gif-22961510

[zinc hemlock]

dutch killed a girl...

[rugged glade]

Heidi McCourt. Blew her face off back on the ferry job in Blackwater

[mint jewel]

she probably ran into the bullet

like a little goofball

[rugged glade]

All part of the plan

[frosty walrus]

ngl I think like that sometimes

[carmine patrol]

Funny detail... getting PO'd at other people's crying baby is a reaction hard baked into our genes.

[frosty walrus]

I hate children with a blinding passion

[carmine patrol]

Because in our caveman days, that meant the whole tribe had to probably go take on a sabertooth or something

[carmine patrol]

One day, Jesus Christ will return specifically to let you all know the "J" is a "Y"

[frosty walrus]

wth bro lol

[steady bramble]

regret

[lean oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/51XvVB5-1Pw?si=ugdvY2IcWshym8JN

[burnt shore]

I got my shitposter role removed cuz of ww2 meme, pure comedy

[vale tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZYD4Spwgt4 @nimble berry

[dusty mirage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2oEYlzpM4Do?si=qJPuTY9Q8DJUyPZq

[celest pagoda]

W kimi

[thorny merlin]

How do I get to send memes?

[rose wedge]

😟

He said the thing I'm running

[thorny merlin]

?

[thorny merlin]

I message it, what options do I press

[ember dagger]

get lvl 5

then ask modmail for shitposter role

they may ask you for a nude picture of yourself
just ignore them

[lyric badge]

Band saws really aren't that dangerous tbh. They'll nick ya but you gotta really fuck up to do worse.

Fucking table saws tho...

[thorny merlin]

I am level 5 tho

[ember dagger]

.

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-oh-spongebob-confetti-gif-13772176

[thorny merlin]

How do I do that? I've messaged the bot, but gave me numerous options

[ember dagger]

MODS HELP THIS MAN

NOW

[thorny merlin]

Help me, I have fallen and can't get up

[ruby lotus]

Press Roles

[thorny merlin]

Did that

Then what

[ruby lotus]

And then ask for shitposter role

[thorny merlin]

I see it now, it was hiding

[ember dagger]

we didn't have all these options back in my days

🧓

[thorny merlin]

2 years ago?

[ember dagger]

ye

damn it's been 2 years....

[thorny merlin]

Look at when I joined

I've been here longer

[ember dagger]

and you don't have the shitposter role?!

btw can i have sex with you?

[thorny merlin]

Sorry I have a girlfriend

[ember dagger]

damn

another one to the list

who said no to me

[thorny merlin]

I get declined all the time

Don't worry little fella

[ember dagger]

one day

[thorny merlin]

Maybe

I'm a young adult dunno about you 💀

[ember dagger]

me too

34 years old

[thorny merlin]

[ember dagger]

imagine 💀

[thorny merlin]

Thats a case

[ember dagger]

oh yeah?

[ember dagger]

well you better cal saul

[thorny merlin]

I'll get my lawyers

[coral raven]

ok

[warped glacier]

Show the funny

[frosty walrus]

looks like youtube knows what i want fr

i'm kidding

[graceful kettle]

im a shitposter

[mint jewel]

you joke about that too often

you dont need to keep saying its a joke

[thorny merlin]

I was in a somebody's penthouse and they left

[ember dagger]

the voices tell me to do the same thing but with my brain instead

the way life going

maybe i should

HOLYYYYY SHIT.... LOOK AT THIS FAT ASS CAT

[uncut falcon]

Always finding good reposts here

[hushed cave]

by Van Gogh

[scarlet dune]

https://youtu.be/n56qse0T-zw?si=5-uBIXr_dShz87xG

[thorny merlin]

They did a quacky thing (instead of crazy)

[carmine patrol]

Ehhhh... doesn't quite work, not even by dad joke standards

[frosty walrus]

it's not a joke anymore

trust

[craggy mountain]

arrested for selling quack

[tiny pine]

Padlock shitpost from the padlock shitpost(er)

[plush tangle]

Me when someone asks my why I put 5,000 hours into GTA V:

[tiny pine]

Yummy

[crude fog]

fat pussy

[ember dagger]

[tiny pine]

When your homie kisses you goodnight but you feel something hard touch your leg

https://youtu.be/I6qlhmjkQ44

Oh my god babe wakeup, max0r the living editing software just posted a new vid

Excited to melt my frontal lobe today

[tiny pine]

https://youtu.be/jDwVkXVHIqg

[frosty walrus]

caught mcqueen lacking

[granite radish]

Lightning "EDP" Mcqueen

[nimble rover]

then whats Saturday and Sunday

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C3AAngOi3DR/?igsh=eGNiOTVlNWdudDFm

@vale tartan

[vale tartan]

yeah thats me

i got sent that video by atleast 4 coworkers over the last month

[ember dagger]

what happened to your green name

you sexy skipper!

[ember dagger]

not today

[sacred spade]

friendly fire

[frosty walrus]

ok bro what

[hushed cave]

[carmine patrol]

hovers mouse over image

This is a jpg file and the play button is all wrong looking for discord.

[vital imp]

Shrimp

[vital imp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-high-five-high-five-gif-gif-11749178764953808365

[vital imp]

Can confirm

[tiny pine]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-metal-heavy-metal-aluminium-walter-gif-22915971

[potent merlin]

That fucking scream tho

[stone swift]

lol lester liked the meme

(satire)

lester the unlikely

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C3ZpU8dMs7n/

@lean oxide me everytime i go into germany

[lean oxide]

You speak a little German and people friends with you

Haha

Not all ... Ha ...ah ha

[lean oxide]

What's this application

[novel veldt]

you put dd infront of an instagram link it gives a better embed on discord

[lean oxide]

Ohh

I don't use Instagram

Not an introvert friendly application

[vale tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHHpYXQyQO4 @hot dome

how do you not know this

[novel veldt]

how so? you acn just lurk

and hide behind a private profile

[novel veldt]

i still love these bro

[hot dome]

im not on youtube like that

[novel veldt]

i been seeing new things

[vale tartan]

its everywhere though

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C3kCzbyNzWu/

@vale tartan

[vale tartan]

polish people naming animals is a massive meme

ive seen that

its great

i like kurwa penguin too

[novel veldt]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hR-wMpXE7Bw

[vale tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moYvbd1C8io

[novel veldt]

kurwa rattatouile!!

[vale tartan]

or kurwa panda

[lean oxide]

Ahh idk anything about it

[novel veldt]

broaden your horizon

i dont see how discord is more friendly

[lean oxide]

Nah discord is not friendly

Those zuck applications can make your time pass without chatting right?

[novel veldt]

what?

[lean oxide]

Zuck applications

Mark Zuckerberg

I heard that Instagram is like tiktok

But better

[novel veldt]

the reels part is like tiktok yeah

[lean oxide]

Oh cringe ig?

Either tiktok can be too good or too bad

Haha

[novel veldt]

all about that sweet algorhitm

so if the tiktoks be cringe then you are cringe

[vivid heath]

momma said tick tock is the devil

[lean oxide]

Definitely mohaha im power I'm watermelon I'm cringe

[lean oxide]

Definitely

[vivid heath]

this is a certified hood classic

[novel veldt]

You wouldn't be laughing when I slice you up

[lean oxide]

[lean oxide]

One bite of that and you'll see the stairs for heaven

[potent merlin]

1 minute of silence for the toilet that had to experience that

I said 1 min

Not 3

[hushed cave]

Perfect

[frosty walrus]

wtf lol

what did u do to the wall fr

[vivid heath]

all plaster repair job

im more weirded out by the light switches being so close to the ground

thats what thing on right looks like

[median moon]

men

4 big men

hmmm

[ember dagger]

more RGB light = more fps

[frosty walrus]

"comments are paused" 💀

[abstract sigil]

fries.

[frosty walrus]

LMAO

[abstract sigil]

youre done for

im taking your shitposting roles by myself

[frosty walrus]

nuh uh !!!

there's def been worse tho fr (mods it wasn't anything bad)

[obtuse beacon]

Bro is ready for war

[inland lake]

she cluck on my bell till i raid

[tiny pine]

Getting ready to raid the local asian family restaurant

Woops wrong image

[lean oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WkU-qyfuC1k?si=8f4Hse5or3cXcfMc

@frosty walrus look

[frosty walrus]

kittyyyy

[lean oxide]

Lmao

XD

[livid olive]

The six minutes of fuel car

[ember dagger]

Kuusi palaa!

[potent merlin]

what

[steady bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[ember dagger]

You should have sex with me!
it means "You're very cool" in Finnish

[novel veldt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[quasi wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/758968610248196127/1213366150226911232/rapidsave.com_winning_uno_is_one_thing_but_this_edit_is-k0z2mstolulc1.mp4?ex=65f53649&is=65e2c149&hm=aad57346d3a9fa5c8aac6bb6a1e2df063da34df788c61cea984a0c59a158a61a&

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/136730650425294848/1213461808128589836/uhh.mp4?ex=65f58f60&is=65e31a60&hm=c745a09312da0c0164a4c8b8fbd5b3dc50344302127073a9a7cae7b612a79f27&

[abstract sigil]

uhh

[steady bramble]

based nato edit ngl

[abstract sigil]

104 - 0

[frosty walrus]

I always do that

[potent merlin]

so sigma

[abstract sigil]

i love this meme

@random galleon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048713560978620446/1213684126930968659/pjbOobkZrLoDpM.mp4?ex=65f65e6d&is=65e3e96d&hm=d242db57c9ffbc7afe135e698c5148e63b8bc300a86442b5e9ca9690827327ae&

[random galleon]

TU É DOIDOOO

[abstract sigil]

which one goes harder

[proven tide]

" #memes-and-shitposting " blah blah blah whatever

Idk feeling cute might rob a bank later

[random galleon]

both

[sharp scaffold]

lkk

[frosty walrus]

wheres the fourth

auto

correct

i want to scream again

sure ong

[lean yacht]

Hi

[ember dagger]

do i have to train my legs if i had mad sex?

[delicate widget]

that was the unfunniest shit ive ever seen in this channel holy shit

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1158827418119843960.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[stone swift]

why does that emoji crack me up

[sullen agate]

What language is that?

I mean your discord in what language

Your mean west karelian?

Some part is Finnish and some is Russian sadly

It is in Russia

[steady bramble]

club of haters of russia (they hate russia) represent

[lyric badge]

You shouldn't hate countries - only governments

[ember dagger]

these femboys look cute

[abstract sigil]

Me after spending 40 dollars on Helldivers to play it at 47 fps

(it's still fun tho)