memes-and-shitposting

[proven tide]

I like magic nurse

This is what Google picture translate got

[slim oasis]

Damn

[chilly spire]

https://fixupx.com/spotifyweird/status/1743635977384435725?s=46&t=DtvhcdCG8ywUmGuotpX6QA

[round siren]

For my math bros

[glad flax]

Some will be on the plate and on the spoon and in the air

[stone swift]

'murica

[carmine patrol]

The absolute easiest way to get a prison sentence and no chance of successfully pleading innocent.

[burnt shore]

Yall wtf my friend did just caught😂😂👌

[carmine patrol]

iunno, but he finna catch these hands 🙌

[stone swift]

https://youtu.be/xCQuWSvd-hk

[ember dagger]

T-Rex

[vale tartan]

As a verified math bro, i found that funny

[ember dagger]

i don't care about your o3.14nion

[sweet crane]

first letter is first. Probably some ancient story

word*

[proven tide]

Next to a pencil I think I see red catapult

[sweet crane]

on the right side of the sharp pencil tip?

looks like red catapult or capsule

capsule if I

[shrewd ledge]

He was getting life sentence anyway so might aswell just go, what are you gonna lose anyway

[cosmic ember]

Dude defied gravity

[potent merlin]

Bro wasn't even hand cuffed lol

[vale tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/boobs-gif-26144081

[hushed cave]

[carmine patrol]

Kowalski, analysis?

[ruby lotus]

elmo is facing war crimes

[steady bramble]

sure seems like a flammable thing

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940294974539448360/1193606119818543104/attachment.gif?ex=65ad5353&is=659ade53&hm=ccbe49e20237a1b6720dbb36339d58e8144509dc8ca1b78f41a2f57926a6c915&

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932830887337427005/1193521069236158464/banned.png?ex=65ad041d&is=659a8f1d&hm=82e948b8e4b09eb685c527813c1de81a576d18efdc445dd3498fde61a239dfbb&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825022691463266334/1187265931303469056/snapchat.jpg?ex=65a8b790&is=65964290&hm=6c498997b794b8c4175a0c3e957c1bf288b36bf354e1db026a9ca4392fba935c&

[rugged glade]

They literally stole her driveway. Are you kidding me!?

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/tomato-the-mato-dog-puppy-eat-gif-20620411

[ember igloo]

Gta 6 be like

[hushed cave]

Be like what

[vivid heath]

be like

[cosmic ember]

be

[sweet crane]

like

[pseudo galleon]

Gta 6 be like

[sweet crane]

Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

[tame folio]

are you a moderator?

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C1iXgEooLmr/?igsh=eWVhbzJwenphZjNw

[sweet crane]

soon i will be

dedicated mini mod for now

[tame folio]

that's not reassuring...

[graceful bison]

Yeah i made that. Also the papers were from a book we are reading in school

[sweet crane]

i dont believe that

[graceful bison]

Wdym

[sweet crane]

what was the story called on the paper

what

[graceful bison]

Damn I can’t say it?

[sweet crane]

what were u trying to post

[graceful bison]

It’s an assignment. Give me a sec I might be able to pull it up

[graceful bison]

Wait where did you even find that

It’s deadass mine but I can’t remember when I posted it here

[sweet crane]

oh yeah u have lol

i found it on twitter

[graceful bison]

Ah

Twitter?!

[sweet crane]

yeah

[graceful bison]

How the hell did it end up there 💀

[sweet crane]

is it actually urs

[graceful bison]

It deadass is

[sweet crane]

what’s the story on the right

dm

[sweet crane]

i have no clue

i just remember scrolling and just saved the image lol

[graceful bison]

Here is it in my phone. I have the date i took it and the address. Well I had to blur it out but

[graceful bison]

K

[sweet crane]

wait i think i yoinked it from here 💀

[graceful bison]

Ah that makes more sense

[sweet crane]

says i saved it 1 minute after u posted

[graceful bison]

I was about to say like how did my image end up on Twitter 💀

[sweet crane]

i swear i thought i got it from twitter

[graceful bison]

Oh well the hunt is over

Yeah it’s pretty crazy we pulled that off Ngl

Took extreme balance

[sweet crane]

did u do it on the first attempt

[graceful bison]

Yeah. Just took a while

The fact our teacher didn’t even stop us 💀

[sweet crane]

teachers don’t care anymore atp

when i went to high school last year at least 4 people were sleeping in each class

[graceful bison]

Sounds about right

[vital imp]

that's the plan

[vivid heath]

hes so me

[burnt shore]

💀💀

[storm heron]

💀 💀

[hushed cave]

This is almost me, like I don't get the fascination with taking multiple pictures

I get the odd photo but not photos of you eating food and stuff

[burnt shore]

Fr

[nimble rover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-headphones-bop-dance-gif-17298522

[burnt shore]

Level 5 lore: dosent know what to do

Level 600+ lore: hallowen, christmas update and removed things and basicly nostalgia

[shrewd ledge]

This is what my mom did when she was young, going through random people's wedding party

[night summit]

Level doesn’t mean shit

[burnt shore]

It means lol

[vital imp]

Not really

[burnt shore]

So yall sayning that u would let a lvl 5 for example join doomsday cmm finale?

I wouldnt dare to let him lmao

[vital imp]

If i know the dude sure why not

I'd be up for that challenge

[night summit]

Who knows it could be some dude who got his account banned or starting fresh

[burnt shore]

Prob

But i just dont trust ppl much

Everytime i go to certain heist channel theres 1 in 3 ppl saying they lost acc

Losing acc is quite common in gta online ig

[night summit]

Mostly just pc

[burnt shore]

I aint sayning it to start drama etc just speaking from experience

[dense whale]

lol no

low stats = low health = quicker death

[dense whale]

doesn’t matter if they’re a recurring player it won’t change the low stats

[burnt shore]

Good choice lol

[dense whale]

ofc

[potent merlin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/g1jpx09p0bA?si=k1a_eqinwPinyFAF

[steady bramble]

💀

[carmine patrol]

insert Patrick Star "I have $3" image

[terse mirage]

GTA cops when they kill you for defending yourself against the 6.8 kdr griefer:

https://tenor.com/view/we-did-it-we-saved-the-city-patrick-spongebob-spongebob-fire-gif-24201500

[fair mural]

Lol

[potent merlin]

Wow

[sweet crane]

skate 3 🥵

gotta wait 20 more years for skate 4

they’re going to keep saying “we are working on it” for the next 20 years

[brave trellis]

the chicken looks like gabeN

[ember dagger]

i had a weird dream today

i became a mod here

[livid olive]

Down bad

[ember dagger]

not really

i only chat in this channel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964653176689139782/1180264416709722152/20231003_162111.gif?ex=65aaee65&is=65987965&hm=0f86908917fe96a92cca6fb5e14ba8f57a6dbb5f0a3655badf9a52821d4874ed&

[wild grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-24293069

[stone swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv9tzPPgvHI&pp=ygUOZG9vbSB0aW0gYWxsZW4%3D

[nimble berry]

Snail memes are peak internet

[ruby lotus]

wtf is that black tower

[stone swift]

https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Barad-dûr

[delicate widget]

id call that a nightmare not a dream

[ruby lotus]

Oh right the lego movie tower

That things sick though

[stone swift]

it's from lord of the rings lmao

not lego

[ruby lotus]

Bro I was being satire

How can you not tell

[stone swift]

there is literally no indication that you were joking

that's the issue with written speech

[ruby lotus]

well i was

[stone swift]

maybe if you posted something like this after your sentence

[ruby lotus]

idk i don't use discord emojis

[livid moat]

i tried to download gta V on the school computer

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-on-smoke-cpu-blasts-potato-pc-gif-24592403

[celest pagoda]

No embed lol

[ember dagger]

me fighting the urge to watching porn at 1:44am

[potent merlin]

You need help, no joke

[ember dagger]

why

[potent merlin]

Stop watching that shit

[ember dagger]

I'm trying

[potent merlin]

Go exercise or somethin'

[ember dagger]

I'm not watching anything rn

[ember dagger]

i did

[potent merlin]

Okay

[ruby lotus]

It's not a dog in a carpet using a laptop?

[sweet crane]

no, it’s actually an optical illusion

there’s not even a dog there

[plush scarab]

yo why can't I post images?

[ruby lotus]

Need level 5

[sweet crane]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[ruby lotus]

Holy crap

That feels like a shitpost on its own

[vivid heath]

Kinda looks like the battlepass

[pseudo galleon]

truest words ever spoken

[nimble rover]

Texas moment

[hasty pond]

https://youtu.be/xHXYNg87BoI?si=cvkBsqsfSNYezQWR

[vivid heath]

im not clicking that sus shit

[sweet crane]

and he’s muted too ontop of that

[ruby lotus]

i took one for the team and it was pretty cringe

[prime breach]

found a classic

[tender jackal]

as a furry of five years i can definitively say

yeah nah he's trying too hard

[frosty walrus]

[steady bramble]

bro got ratiod real quick

[vital imp]

truly humbled

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/562047633657430026/1193809750316560394/RDT_20240107_143810.mp4

fredy facber har hare hr rhar

(ignore the beginning of the video)

[abstract cedar]

What’s that medieval evil wizard tower looking thing between the pyramids and the Statue of Liberty

[stone swift]

[sweet crane]

fake news

[potent merlin]

U one of them huh

[vital imp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721112532798144598/1147221309189804103/image0_Original_Original.gif

[normal jewel]

I get the feeling asking GTA players if they think furry art is cute isn't going to end very well most of the time.

[sweet crane]

one of what

[sacred mica]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1151840263011049502/1194619746432323604/KARxG96jlaMBkHae.mp4?ex=65b10356&is=659e8e56&hm=12deb2679a26a33aa0e7a80d7f94fbc42a7e519f13e294b98fb6cc4b2d448099&

[ember dagger]

[vital imp]

never*

[normal jewel]

I don’t think never is fair. There are furries that play GTA after all. I played quite a while. So if a furry were to ask other furries who played GTA then maybe they’d get better answers. But I said most of the time since well, most people who play GTA aren’t furries as you know.

[vital imp]

Yo ima move one topic in dms one moment

[ebon pebble]

Furries be gone

[vale patrol]

Damn

[vivid heath]

He says on discord, not realizing he is outnumbered

[vale patrol]

Lol

[vital imp]

wholeheartedly agreed

[analog loom]

There are required prerequisites for a human to be allowed to be a proper furry.

1. Has to be cute enough, if you cant pull off the look then give up please.
2. Can't be feral, sadly they all act feral.
3. Has to be freaky, otherwise what was the point?
4. Has to obey commands, or else they are not your pet are they?
5. Must have a master and a collar, a furry without a collar and master is no furry at all.

Notes: Owning a furry does not make you a furry. However, I do not recommend breeding your furry. 😳

P.S just a friendly reminder you are in the #memes-and-shitposting channel. 🤪

[vital imp]

Why would I need those rules

[ebon pebble]

:(

[ruby lotus]

I've always been told Furries usually weren't sexual but you just completely disproved that theory

[analog loom]

they are inviting you into thier circle DUH lmao

[vital imp]

Fuck no

[vital imp]

95% of that message is useless

[analog loom]

welcome to shitposts xD

[vital imp]

The p.s. message was important

[ebon pebble]

why can I not breed them

is it not like ark where I can stack the good stats and get mutations

[analog loom]

its an 18 year contract

[celest pagoda]

ruined by the last line

[wicked pine]

I'm at a :.|:; for words

[ember dagger]

cocaine?

how mad "mad sex" is?

[ebon pebble]

Diet coke go brrr

Your banner💀💀💀

[ebon pebble]

Exactly!

Surprised to see you're still breathing tbf

[ember dagger]

why?

[ebon pebble]

My hitman must have failed

Sending another one

[ember dagger]

can i have sex with one of them

[ebon pebble]

[ember dagger]

if there's a woman among them ofc

[ebon pebble]

This is why you're a danger to society

This kind of behavior is not acceptable

How dare u ask for a woman in 2024

[ember dagger]

coverd in oli would be better too

[ebon pebble]

😂

[ember dagger]

well

if they look female enough....

[ebon pebble]

[sweet crane]

whatr about it

ur teeth going to be rotten in 3 years with diet coke

[steady bramble]

imagine drinkin soft drinks

water is the ultimate drink

[glossy grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/619389624715968523/1194154021506785331/RDT_20240108_134130.mp4?ex=65af5199&is=659cdc99&hm=ad3a5d141ec1b253606445b6876176a03580221c17deedfe9ffbe635f9f1901c&

[ruby lotus]

He's not wrong

[ruby lotus]

Ummmmmmmm

[zealous steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/gyatt-nerizzler-nerissa-nerissa-ravencroft-vtuber-gif-3436824194532645975

[frosty walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[ebon pebble]

Listen sometimes I want something tasty without the extra calories

[steady bramble]

any teeth problems?

[ebon pebble]

I drink it like twice or once a month so...

[steady bramble]

how are your teeth

[ebon pebble]

Good

How is your bmi

[potent merlin]

Based

[abstract cedar]

Surprised by this server posting no Steven hawking or “island” memes

[ebon pebble]

Stfu peter parker

[stone swift]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-try-drink-soda-gif-20588652

[granite rampart]

The valley looks amazing

[gritty valve]

Looks like clouds not snow

[granite rampart]

It stopped raining/snowing

Slippery rn though

And iced windows😭

[gritty valve]

I wanna experience European snow

It looks so good

[granite rampart]

It’s gonna be 2• below tomorrow

[gritty valve]

lol it’s like 17 outside

Celsius

[granite rampart]

Niceee

Omg the mountains

They’re so icey!!!!

I’ll show you when I go back that way

[gritty valve]

lol

[granite rampart]

Every single mountain near me is getting plowed in snow

Some was down here too

But the suns coming out

[granite rampart]

Oh I’m not in Scotland lol

[gritty valve]

This the avg weather here in winter

Doesn’t really snow

[gritty valve]

Not Scotland just European snow as a whole I want to experience it

[granite rampart]

I’m in Ohio for a work trip

[granite rampart]

Ahh

[gritty valve]

Hate that state

[livid dirge]

https://youtu.be/dcGTL6D7p5I?si=jFzhZ3d2cg8QiFUT

[granite rampart]

Lol why

[gritty valve]

Idk I just hate it

[hushed cave]

Normal cave

[vital imp]

squint your eyes a bit

[hushed cave]

Ohhh

It's two

Two normal caves

[vital imp]

yeah

[potent merlin]

Weird cave

[cursive pilot]

a bar of soap

[ebon pebble]

how is it any different?

just snow

cold and makes the road bad to drive on

[steady bramble]

I don't get the meme

[vivid heath]

Did you click it

[cobalt peak]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-doflamingo-walk-don-gif-22712080

[lyric badge]

Then it's a shitpost

[sacred mica]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1151840263011049502/1195074908829515958/FB_IMG_1704998405279.jpg?ex=65b2ab3d&is=65a0363d&hm=087e92b34ca4dc06a88b2ca8025b9807ebff2873720a7eb07d7c013ee0ec4a6b&

[vital imp]

His vids are usually cringe but this one is good

[frosty walrus]

and then 2 more poeple responded with anime matching pfps

not saying I don't like them but like there's so many in that server lmao

[vivid heath]

The tracking device

[gritty valve]

What server

Bro I keep reading ur messages in Mat’s voice

[raven kiln]

My time has come:

[bleak skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10311420692458175149

[rough wedge]

Server?

[frosty walrus]

what for

[rough wedge]

Why not?

[rough wedge]

Srsly tho whats the server

[potent merlin]

I used to play these when I was little

[pseudo galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[potent merlin]

probably the reason I'm stupid nowadays

[nimble berry]

Me turning 35

[abstract cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[tame bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/vlone-anime-azumana-daiou-vlone-anime-laugh-gif-26236066

[scarlet dune]

Wtf how do I press undo

Why did it send grapes

I didn't send that many

[queen idol]

honestly the best shitpost I've ever seen

[ember dagger]

[dusty mirage]

Me behind my computer saying a lot of things without chatting

[dusty mirage]

Only love is with us now

[wraith geode]

Grranddmassterr

[warm sleet]

Theres 2 sides

[tiny pine]

How can you even post images here

[rugged glade]

@sweet knoll @crimson scarab

The tagline was like your average London apartment for £2000 a month rent 😂

[tiny pine]

Still thankful that my apartment costs less than 200 usd a month

[viscid condor]

some people still manage to amaze me

[viscid condor]

what the f was that

[rugged glade]

Average London apartment tour apparently ?

[steady bramble]

how much are you getting paid at work

[tiny pine]

Student worker, so uhhhhhhhhh, let's say that 1/4 of my earnings go to rent

xD

[tiny pine]

@-@ the guidelines on how to post memes here are too long for my sleep deprived adhd brain

[carmine patrol]

As a non-student worker, I can confirm for you that... roughly 3/4 of my earnings go to rent.

I'm also American.

So, like... everything sucks here.

[tiny pine]

I did a pro gamer move of working for an overseas company as a free lancer

They pay me first world country wages and I spend little of it B)

[carmine patrol]

So, what you're saying is... I should do a pro gamer move and "visit" you? (stay at your place while holding your most prized possessions hostage)

[for legal reasons, this is a joke]

[tiny pine]

A lot of foreigners do this things tbh

Immigrate toe a poor 2nd or 3rd world country, have a free lance job from your own country

You just saved a ton

Rent here is 200USD a month and the highest on really good apartment or even condo units are just 1kUSD a month

[carmine patrol]

hmmm... now there's an idea. What's the cost of prescriptions look like over there?

[tiny pine]

I once took antipsychotics for just less than 3usd per pill

Antidepressants are even cheaper

SO much cheaper

0.29 a pill for the generic brand

This is shitposting at its peak

I'm too tired to apply for a role to post here

Can anyone post a meme for me

[carmine patrol]

The population of Italy would like to know your location.
✅ Allow
❌ Don't Allow

[tiny pine]

:)

[tiny pine]

Rest in peace, Schlong

[rustic hazel]

hi everyone. may i please share a funny meme i saw this week?

[tiny pine]

Send at modmail

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[tiny pine]

Just send to this first and a mod will approve your rights to post memes

[rustic hazel]

ok i just messaged him. hopefully he likes it

[tiny pine]

Yip, you will do a few questions

[rustic hazel]

i picked 'suggestion'. do you think i should said picked 'report' so my dm gets more attention. may i please send you my meme so you can post it

[tiny pine]

What, you apply for a role

Feel free, but I won't post it if it violates tos

[rustic hazel]

oh ok nice. if you think it violates tos, the mod will probably too so this is good

[tiny pine]

What even is the context for that lmao

here

Mods know we both are involved, so let's make it even funnier by providing no context and censoring it

[rustic hazel]

Shoutout to Spain for electing a person to a parliament. Special moment!

[vivid heath]

please try to be funny

[ember dagger]

i can relate

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/cereal-hacks-useless-spoon-spoon-hammer-spoon-gif-15435632

[tiny pine]

https://tenor.com/view/diy-life-hack-5-minute-crafts-gif-841036473388035277

[ruby prawn]

damn bro you didn't have to do me like that

[carmine patrol]

I am going to send you a meme. May god have mercy on you

[dusty mirage]

Adorable

[prime breach]

One of those was mint chocolate, and the other wasn't even chocolate chocolate chip

[dusty mirage]

Something from the past pulls me back here every time I think about it... But it's not real anymore.
It is the illusion made in my mind reflecting the great times I've had in a more perfect world.
I've made quite a lot of friends which I don't seem to find here anymore... It seems that they have all moved on!
I was expecting a warm greeting from my buddies, at least I saw a guy or two whom I remembered.
Here is what one of my friends who deleted account in 2022 said as her last words:
"i think im going through some sort of existential crisis, like i spent so much time on all these discord servers and 'online friends' for the past 2 years or so and now most of those things disappeared so i dont have anything to show for all that time i put in lmao (well idk what i was expecting to get anyways, cant see it go any differently in most cases)
hmmm now that think about it online friends were pretty good but i spent way too much time on those public servers (where most of the conversation was pointless and people were just typing random stuff and idk it kinda affected me emotionally too to some extent xd)

(small servers are pretty good too :3, just got a grudge against public servers so i left all of them a couple months ago)"

[dusty mirage]

I feel like Gatsby

[granite blaze]

Hello

[normal jewel]

Strawberry Monster is like, the third worst flavor.

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/941040071598043166/1195421948373651466/IMG_2668.jpg?ex=65b3ee72&is=65a17972&hm=a364dae61a8a3a31b17bd5944deb199d604f0f0db6b2bc29cd07bb5df6575ecc&

just found this

[warped stone]

Fr

[nimble rover]

imagine drinking energy drinks

[normal jewel]

Don’t have to, I do it all the time.

[ember dagger]

Coffee is technically an energy drink

[digital sentinel]

its got more caffeine than some energy drinks lol

[ruby lotus]

Nahh coffee is typically only 40-60 mg

[digital sentinel]

not the coffee I drink then lol

usally i drink 4 shot long blacks

[ruby lotus]

the red bull small cans have like 80 or something which is the lowest caffeine i've seen in an energy drink

[ruby lotus]

aw well there you go

espresso shots are a different story

[digital sentinel]

yeah aha, and for some reason they have no noticeable effect to me

[ruby lotus]

but the typical coffee brewed from beans is like 60mg on average

level 60

[digital sentinel]

caffeine is useless to me nowadays

[ruby lotus]

i'm now a senior citizen

[ruby lotus]

i'd say the same but i need it to fully wake up still

[digital sentinel]

you gonna retire

[ruby lotus]

yeah collect my 401k

[digital sentinel]

yep ahah

[dusty mirage]

Discord memes on YouTube
But only the cool part

[frosty walrus]

couldn't even download the video?

crazy ong

[dusty mirage]

Oh, I recorded that to look for that intro music later

[carmine patrol]

No

[topaz garden]

Coffin Nails by MF DOOM

[dusty mirage]

I appreciate you

[pseudo galleon]

I don't

:)

[sweet crane]

thats a alot of people

they probably managed to fit 1000 people somehow

[rustic hazel]

damn

[tiny pine]

If you get enough volunteers to do so, you can

[last imp]

gonna have a humongous poo

it feels thick

[ember dagger]

is my pc a tracking device?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956276745164697620/1177996145562239046/FB_IMG_1698004310350.jpg?ex=65abe867&is=65997367&hm=0313437ab80b6613bd0f04661b9b48f617281cf021dbbe1e17c2b5314ad9e321&

[warm sleet]

What is this Facebook ass meme

[steady bramble]

(It'll only cost 700 dollars to make it good as new)

[ember dagger]

dude what the hell is going on with my head?

i feel a sharp pain right above of my forehead for no reason

it's been like this for 3 days lol

i think

[carmine patrol]

WebMD says you've died

[ember dagger]

from the inside that's for sure

[shrewd ledge]

Micro chip inside your brain

You have to take it out

Stab your head then take it out

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-jack-reacher-alan-ritchson-reacher-alright-gif-24764758

[ocean stratus]

elon musk

[ember dagger]

elon musk is the first AI we thought he was a human

or we think he is

[ocean stratus]

elon musk is a rocket

[nimble berry]

@steady bramble

Thought u'd like this

[cosmic ember]

What game?

[nimble berry]

"Yes"

[steady bramble]

35.7k hours negative review

[nimble berry]

Bro wasting his life

[steady bramble]

4 years of game time

[final eagle]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/312198511797013?sfnsn=mo&s=F5x8gs&fs=e&mibextid=14AR8G

[slim reef]

A

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[dusty mirage]

Me: Opens Discord
Also me:
"I miss the friends I made during the pandemic"

[nimble rover]

https://vxtwitter.com/ToonHive/status/1746215532217475236?t=W2_AQa_-c3kky0mvyOd80w&s=19

[ember dagger]

i thought i was the only one would say such thing

I'm not the only lonely gay

i meant guy

[steady bramble]

2777 m/s, slow af

[vital imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575855644960096267/1195833125423546378/UbGo-T1cwLWRGrI1.mp4?ex=65b56d62&is=65a2f862&hm=d9011f965f1905da58fdc1df6befaf28b232c24af109c4df51c76f5e1647c3d8&

[ember dagger]

this guy is scary af

[ruby lotus]

@potent merlin this is your generations humor

well it's like half gen z half gen alpha

[potent merlin]

I'm gonna have a stroke

[ruby lotus]

Nice

[potent merlin]

most of gta player base are kids

so mostly gen alfa

[ruby lotus]

"Skidabidi" - Ned Luke

[ruby lotus]

sadly

[humble barn]

if i can't post media then just don't let me lmfao
you give the ability then say nuh uh

[sweet crane]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[potent merlin]

*av

.av

[frosty walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[warm sleet]

[warm sleet]

Ramadan? Yes

[sweet crane]

now that you mention that, i’ll probably try it for the fun’s of it

[nimble rover]

To fast?

[sweet crane]

yeah i think it’s for like 30 days straight

[nimble rover]

Yes

From dawn till sunset

[sweet crane]

do you participate in it?

[nimble rover]

But we also can't nut

Lmao

[nimble rover]

Yeah I'm Muslim

[sweet crane]

interesting 💀

is coffee allowed

[nimble rover]

Its to show our discipline

[nimble rover]

Nope

Nothing

[sweet crane]

not even water?

[nimble rover]

Not even water

[sweet crane]

daym

[nimble rover]

I knew you were gonna ask that lmfao

[sweet crane]

i thought it was like a normal fast

[nimble rover]

Nah

We also shouldn't talk in excess and like do things unnecessarily etc etc

[sweet crane]

nvm i’ll probably not try it i’ll probably knock out

[nimble rover]

It's to show God how disciplined we could be

[sweet crane]

mainly bc my job requires a lot of walking which is like 30k steps a day

i’d dehydrate real quick

[nimble rover]

I mean you could do the modern fast

If you want

If you want to fast I'm saying

[sweet crane]

yeah but that’s cheating

[nimble rover]

I'm not saying you should copy us or anything

[sweet crane]

ruins the fun of it

[nimble rover]

I mean if it's allowing you to become better why stop?

[nimble rover]

Lmao fair

[frosty walrus]

joe

[sweet crane]

you got some nerve

[potent merlin]

You the real dark viper au

[potent merlin]

Ignorance is bliss 😞

[stone swift]

https://youtu.be/8KPRuIeY4Dw?si=OILkp0R6-Yb9Efm2

[dusty mirage]

I can only imagine

[potent merlin]

Unconventional drip

[chilly spire]

His ass does not know basic algebra 😂😂😂

[celest pagoda]

do you know basic algebra?

[chilly spire]

yes

[dusty mirage]

I'm having flashbacks

[flint moss]

Aint no fucking way

[potent merlin]

Zalgo is back what

[dusty mirage]

I used to think you're the hottest and cutest gamer girl with an extremely rich father

[ocean stratus]

i think this would actually be practical

[carmine patrol]

Also quite humane. The creature dies near-instantly, assuming he didn't miss the brain

[frosty walrus]

yep

scared the shit outta me when I saw that

[vital imp]

Creativity

Whoever made it is corny as fuck but they should get a raise

[potent merlin]

they a goat employee

[dusty mirage]

Invest in SSJ3 Goku my people

Do you rememba?

That there are 7 months until we reach Septemba!

[lean horizon]

life is roblox 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[sweet crane]

🤮

[lean horizon]

you wish I had img perms rn

[sweet crane]

u only need level 5

[lean horizon]

joined yesterday lmao

[sweet crane]

which i think is only 1 hour of typing

[nimble rover]

https://tenor.com/view/katherine-pierce-love-hate-tvd-gif-10629167

[dusty mirage]

Oh boy, you're getting emotional

[sweet crane]

he’s the joker for a reason

[ruby lotus]

just two homies having fun

average upstate ny resident

[nimble rover]

who tf edited that

[ruby lotus]

@dark blaze possible advertisement?

[dark blaze]

thanks ❤️

[vivid heath]

Yw

[dusty mirage]

Happy to help

[nimble rover]

anytime

[wind cloak]

@regal bison

[regal bison]

Who the fuck would go on a walk in arizona

Asking to be melted

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/817370538573561856/1196118230935273572/zestyDrakeDrake40adriandak40emkoo___40eric.cub.mov?ex=65b676e9&is=65a401e9&hm=cce57bf24849f23f73809c69338794fbaf241bba687e18c247d667d1f66380fe&

[potent merlin]

sodabrench

[potent merlin]

🔥 banner back

[sullen hemlock]

HFantai

[ocean stratus]

taking me back to 2016

[graceful bison]

Rare footage of a gta modder

[warm sleet]

Ohhh hahaeheheueu

[sweet crane]

ITS BAKC

[past lava]

.....

[misty radish]

Song name?

[warm sleet]

Use shazam

[misty radish]

Im on a phone

[warm sleet]

Exactly

[misty radish]

Shazam detects sounds not from the phone

[warm sleet]

It can

Try it

[misty radish]

You can tell me the song name instead of wasting our time

[warm sleet]

You can do it

[sweet crane]

Marvin’s Room

[misty radish]

Ty

[vital imp]

Sodatwig

[carmine patrol]

o.O I don't get the joke?

I'm disappointed because I'm not offended, while simultaneously feeling confused about the punchline.

[warm sleet]

Because you're a man

[pseudo galleon]

because women wrote the joke

[celest pagoda]

Don't know how it was back in 2000s

[stone swift]

it was the best

but it's mostly being a kid

[vital imp]

for the majority of 2000s I was either an infant or a preschooler so yea why not

[sullen hemlock]

Samsung and hp

[warm sleet]

HP lmaoo

[stable grove]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-reddit-gold-kind-stranger-slot-machine-gif-9286172767555917428

[dusty mirage]

And did you see the void in the past?
And can you ever see it comin' back?
Well, can you always be a step ahead of it for me?
Well, can you always be a step ahead of it for me?
Woah-oh-oh

[vivid heath]

[mellow root]

can i send nsfw

[vital imp]

oh my

[dusty mirage]

Where are you now?

You quit the quantum physics boundaries

[dusty mirage]

Heist Leader: "With the owner's shirt we got from his yard, you're gonna be just fine once you manage to open the glass door and walk in casually, so don't get distracted by the dog"

[nimble berry]

No.

[dusty mirage]

The last cute text I got was:
"Let's meet up and smoke crack"

[craggy mountain]

All the time

[dusty mirage]

Watch this if you think you're weird

https://youtu.be/efxiDBygvdg?si=r7EW2lEg3-fywwgo

[edgy patio]

impossible

[dusty mirage]

If something sounds impossible, imagine it

[edgy patio]

unfortanelly guys 😦 i can confirm

[edgy patio]

the unreal it's existent, with the real existing?

wow

[dusty mirage]

It's called fantasy

It may soon become your weakness

[edgy patio]

bro

i got imaginary friends lol

it's sad

😦

[lost forge]

Hey

[edgy patio]

hey

wassup?

[lost forge]

I’m good just bored and found this chat if that’s alright? ☺️

You?

[dusty mirage]

Perfect

Teipli, you no longer need imaginary friends

Come here, yo

[edgy patio]

ty bro 😦

[dusty mirage]

Add her

[edgy patio]

i feel sad and sometimes alone with myself, sad bro

[dusty mirage]

Now's your chance!

Go talk to her

[lost forge]

Awww poor you!! 🥺🤭

[edgy patio]

girlfriends hurt mans and put it on jail, forget it 'myself'

i saw that happens VERY times

[lost forge]

What do you mean?

I’m either very very stoned

Or that didn’t make sense

🤣

[edgy patio]

ok, u got the point a guy, not every women 😉

kinda of a nice relationship

[lost forge]

I am so confused right now I think I’m too high 🤣🤣

[dusty mirage]

You're good, but maybe you should switch the channel

Community is the right place for chatting

[lost forge]

Oh, alright

[dusty mirage]

We share memes here

[lost forge]

Okay then

[edgy patio]

nice

ok, i guess that it's

share memes guys to happiness 🙂

what u fells good enough

[dusty mirage]

Whatever makes you feel good enough

[vivid heath]

The

[edgy patio]

ok, that makes me more happy inside huy

*guy

[thin veldt]

I don't see what the big deal is about the Stanley Cup it's just a hockey trophy

[brave trellis]

cant wait for the south park episode about this

[warm sleet]

What even is this pink thing

[thin veldt]

Some Starbucks edition Stanley Cup that's all the rage

[warm sleet]

Starbucks Stanley cup

Who tf cares about these 2 thinfs

[thin veldt]

White women in their 20s-40s trying to be trendy

And American

[dusty mirage]

Lean Clean

[bold solstice]

[nimble berry]

The first chapter of Harry Potter, translated for gen Z

Oh it got very cramped

[royal moat]

only ants can read that

[nimble berry]

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ae3d88d5-c4a3-442e-9b27-824626797450.webp

Got it!

[potent merlin]

No Gen Z kid is saying "at half past eight"

[nimble rover]

gen z kids dont know how to read clocks

well half of us anyway

thank God i do

[nimble rover]

lmfao

[warm sleet]

Chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi raba raba boom boom boom boom

[frosty walrus]

[brave trellis]

this is totally different from skibidi because... IT JUST IS OKAY

[potent merlin]

Cat W

https://tenor.com/view/giga-gigacat-cat-mewing-mogging-gif-12429734670640119345

[warm sleet]

Because cat is based?

[potent merlin]

Cat jumpscare 😨

[dusty mirage]

I'll turn 22 in October, but shiet, I look like a 15 year old kid

Even mirrors lie

I never smoke

[frosty walrus]

I cant stop laughing at this lmao

[dusty mirage]

It's a girl

Thoughts I get too early in the morning:
"This is how I'm gonna be when I'm 60"

[tame folio]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_biacTF99uc?feature=share

[tardy storm]

[potent merlin]

urethra urethra urethra

[tardy storm]

nice

[ruby lotus]

Aw hell yeah

[steady bramble]

do they ask for documents when buying ethanol solution

[ebon pebble]

Start doing meth or begin smoking

Both could make u look older

[potent merlin]

[dusty mirage]

If I lose my battles, it's all on me

Free the cat with and keep it locked with

[granite smelt]

Bro broke the sound barrier

[potent merlin]

Mans got that straight pipe exhaust 🔥

[granite smelt]

Fard Fiesta

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-broken-fixing-exhaust-pollution-gif-13337122

[lyric badge]

It's a serval, which looks like a poorly drawn cat

[graceful bison]

God was drunk while he was drawing that cheetah

[dusty mirage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_iF94TSh4Jo?si=6Cm9guMzueJ9rZNj

[wind cloak]

@trail cedar

[frosty walrus]

he must been real bricked up

to be breaking the window like that

[graceful bison]

Fr

[wind cloak]

What

[dusty mirage]

GTA 6 physics better be like this

https://youtube.com/shorts/zALU1qBhcoE?si=Abjkrzd-1T5OJvut

The baseball guy got some skills

[graceful bison]

What

[dusty mirage]

No, no, no, no no nonononnnnn

[graceful bison]

Rare footage of a man who took mutts acid

[heady cape]

[shrewd ledge]

Yes

[ruby lotus]

Well? Where's the pic?

[trail cedar]

True

[potent merlin]

explain

[stone swift]

jumpscare

[potent merlin]

[stone swift]

who is vampy

sir this a wendys

[dusty mirage]

Hello the king of this motherfucking jungle
I'm Sadra

[night summit]

anything that exists without my knowledge exists without my consent

[ebon pebble]

Hehe

[stray iris]

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[mossy peak]

[night summit]

50 GRAND

[ruby lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-meme-shrek-gif-26228171

[vivid heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759529327946891264/904870129509220413/Super_Mario_64__1_key_TAS__in_421_04_.gif

[hushed cave]

It is not all good, man

[frosty walrus]

I am confusion

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759529327946891264/1064539974231408660/b2d21860bd1baef273efbd743ca0e8cd.png?ex=65b7ab1c&is=65a5361c&hm=f2b5508b85a506bba9cc4ad95fd0c53b76b48ff54d2f1b53eba135f5fb07e6eb&

[nimble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-searching-car-mike-breaking-bad-mike-better-call-saul-mike-searching-for-tracking-device-gif-22060817

[dim elbow]

Yeee boi acceleracers drone

[rugged glade]

https://youtu.be/mmjdXeCKZsk?si=Nx_TMKpPO3mXfc2A

[dusty mirage]

That's me among my friends

[carmine patrol]

I don't get it

[dusty mirage]

He waited with patience, but didn't get awarded

[cosmic ember]

Who tf is he donating that much to 😭

Even if you make the $825+$615 the rent they still can't get a 2 bedroom here

[dusty mirage]

Discord Nitro and Server Subscriptions

[rugged glade]

Do you not donate more money than you spend in groceries each month?

[cosmic ember]

I'll do that when I have a chef and an Alfa Romeo haha

[abstract cedar]

I have of question

How much crack does a gay drug dealer get?

[potent merlin]

???

[normal jewel]

Bro lives in the middle of nowhere with rent that cheap.

[carmine patrol]

Wtf house cleaner costs $30 a month? And how crappy is that $20 internet? My man's paying for Dial Up from a broadband company or smth. And who he donating to every month? Broham's paying to get some, that must be a fire or dirt cheap call girl to have month-to-month business.

Dude's living in the classiest cardboard box with that $825 rent

[potent merlin]

Honda trucks are insane

[dusty mirage]

That Sooong!!!

You know what I mean if you know where I've heard it

[rugged glade]

Onlyfans

“Donations”

He be tipping them streamers

[potent merlin]

Lmao

[nimble berry]

Yeah the prices of everything is so grossly incorrect

[storm heron]

Bruh

[digital sentinel]

It's a Toyota lol

[potent merlin]

I think it's a B, M and W maybe?

[digital sentinel]

Fuck sakes aha

[potent merlin]

Really

How to post a image here

[steady bramble]

wha?

[tall skiff]

need to dm modmail and ask for the role

[cosmic ember]

Acceleracer meme detected - opinion respected

🤝

[coral swallow]

All of it

[potent merlin]

Ngl at that point he's not my bro anymore

[vital imp]

Who the hell donates 600 bucks monthly

[plush tangle]

Me in 2025:

[graceful bison]

Whoever made that train stop was clearly drunk

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[carmine patrol]

Kronk: "No, no. He's got a point."

[potent merlin]

thank you kindly

[carmine patrol]

embed fail

[mighty valve]

It’s not an embed it’s from my camera roll

Bruh

[mighty valve]

I ain’t reading allat

[ebon pebble]

Get lvl 5
Dm modmail
Np

[ebon pebble]

One of us😂

[misty void]

Summert Nights can even turn cold

And there's alot of ninjas on the street that doesn't even get to turn old

[lyric badge]

Rip young ninjas

🙏

[novel veldt]

@sirspam

[misty void]

W in the shat

😡😡

Congratulations 🤭

[misty void]

They did good work with shurikens

W in the shat

[viscid cipher]

after helping someone do their cmm

[carmine patrol]

This cat has learned to communicate without meowing

[carmine patrol]

Me: "I drank some soda and now I keep burping."

WebMD: "Your stomach is about to implode into a black hole."