memes-and-shitposting

[lyric badge]

Give us the other side of the power corrupts story

Team up with Roman to bring him down

[alpine terrace]

I guess the price maybe around 60-70$ for the base pack
Gold and premium pack might cost more

[ember dagger]

billions?!?!?!

i can't afford that

[alpine terrace]

Maybe 100-150$

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

was gta4 map in Florida?

[lyric badge]

I'm not sure tbh

[ember dagger]

[alpine terrace]

Are you catwoman b6?

[ember dagger]

yeah

meow

[hushed cave]

It's entertaining

[steady bramble]

how about piracy

🏴‍☠️

🥧🐀

[analog trench]

No 70 to 200£ not billon not million hundred

[timber storm]

Yeezy

[cursive pilot]

play unity

fun

[rich stratus]

Newyork, mainly brooklyn, queens, bronx and manhattan

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

van der linde
van der linde
I'm always by your side
poker plans
i got a plan, Arthur

🎵

[crude fog]

The pistol mean business that bitch should have a tie on

[ember dagger]

[crude fog]

I’m higher than a super kick

[ember dagger]

van der linde
van der linde
I'm always by your side
poker plans
i got a plan, Arthur

[crude fog]

We R

So ready for thee waR

carteR

put the thang in eR

I’m colder than bR

add another three R

watch me like dvd, vcR

[ember dagger]

[carmine patrol]

I made eggnog. Not sure how it's going to taste.

[dawn onyx]

how do i get the aproved shitposter role

[crude fog]

Do you actually want it?

[ember dagger]

it's not a good role

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[ember dagger]

Bluetooth headset be like "power on"

🗣️

[dawn onyx]

level 10 bro lol

[nimble berry]

Bleeewwtewth mode

[ember dagger]

ask modmail to give you the role

in dms

ofc

[nimble berry]

Shifty knows

He's just lolsing about

[dawn onyx]

lol right

[ember dagger]

bruh

[dawn onyx]

so what do u call a fish with no eyes

[ember dagger]

balls

[dawn onyx]

fsssshhhhhhhh!

[ember dagger]

oh

sorry

[dawn onyx]

guy has no arms or legs and he is swiming in the ocean whats his name

[ember dagger]

what

[dawn onyx]

bob

[ember dagger]

are you a dad?

because your jokes are fire

🔥

[dawn onyx]

how do u get a one armed man out of a tree

[ember dagger]

how

[dawn onyx]

wave hi

[steady bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/902305247232393318/1173041798801797262/Troll.mp4?ex=6562834e&is=65500e4e&hm=99d1f91bc2ff7e8f872e87a9af1dc84dea2c879fb2fe070da5b96cf10fbc7c82&

[dawn onyx]

so does any one know why my O button stoped working and do you think you would be able to help me get it working again any help would be nice

[ember dagger]

can't help you bro sorry

[dawn onyx]

lol well do you know of any one that could or would help

[hushed cave]

⚫

[ember dagger]

nope. i as well have a problem buttons: N,O,P and E

[ember dagger]

wait i have a meme for this

[dawn onyx]

yo the next time your buying a computer and the tec guy asks you if you need help setting up protection for your device and you want to have some fun just say this "no ill just use the num lock thats already on there " and walk away and say nothing else

[dawn onyx]

whats his name

[ember dagger]

top tier meme

[dawn onyx]

you would be shocked at the ammount of people that try to help

[ember dagger]

fr fr

[dawn onyx]

that why i tryed to use as many words with the letter o in them lmaoo

[ember dagger]

i noticed that

[dawn onyx]

OOOO rele

[ember dagger]

yes

[hushed cave]

baller

[dawn onyx]

to be real i thought you were going to say spot

[ember dagger]

"sometimes it's not the meme, it's about who's posting it" that's what a wise shitposter taught me

💯🙏🙏

[dawn onyx]

so want to try something fun try havig a conversation but dont use just one letter and change it with every new message and watch ppl be like wtf

[ember dagger]

give me an example

[clear jacinth]

Skipdie ohio rizz

[dawn onyx]

w ll try to cary on a conv rsation but k p it on topic and when som on asks just xplain that your k yboard is brok n

ahhhhhh i missed one

[ember dagger]

it's a good troll lol

i might try it

[dawn onyx]

or just act like nothings missing

[ember dagger]

[crude fog]

Bro robbed my shii

[crude fog]

[dawn onyx]

my bad i stole it from fb lol

i did this one at work myself when i was painting the door manager said to leave it as it was so if you ever in williston north dokata look near the compactor at walmart and know it was me

[crude fog]

Villainous

[ember dagger]

he does lol

[carmine patrol]

This is actually really easy to solve... Every last one of those pry-off cap bottles are safe, the water bottles are also safe since they're all at the same level, the brisk, lemonade, apple and orange juices are all safe since their colors are all appropriate. The milk, minute maid, and sprite on shelf 2 are almost guaranteed to be spiked since they're all opened and/or very difficult to see color changes.

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-drive-gif-24939384

[azure zealot]

AYY PANINI, DONT YOU BE A MEANY

THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO GO UP

WHY YOU TRYNA KEEP ME KEENY? I

ITS A DREAM, HE WISHED ON A GENIE, I GOT FANS FINALLY, AINT YOU WANTING THEM TO SEE ME? I

I thought you want this for my life for my lifeeee

Said you wanted to see me thrive, you lieddd

Just sayyyy to mee whatchu wannnt from mee

Just sayyyy to mee whatchu wannnt from mee

[brave trellis]

WTF IS THIS REAL?

[vale tartan]

Duh, didnt you see the video.

[ember dagger]

why is he not loaf?

van der linde
van der linde
I'm always by your side
poker plans
i got a plan, Arthur

🗣️

[alpine terrace]

Mah man spamming hard

[scarlet dune]

He’s so cute

[ebon pebble]

Ew word

[azure zealot]

My brother has a pair of boxers with that exact image on them

[carmine patrol]

If I were rich, I'd have this put on a billboard right next to a building full of prudish hypocrites

[ember dagger]

why use rams when you can use USB disk lol

so stupid

[full blade]

why cant I post fnaf movie pussy

[ember dagger]

[full blade]

suck my my dick

[ember dagger]

you need to have the shitposter role

[full blade]

fuck aight

[ember dagger]

average ps user

fr fr

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[crude fog]

Wild

[crude fog]

Wild

[dawn onyx]

he will be like that nick cage movie gone in 60s

[dawn onyx]

he gonna have to take a trip to never never land

[potent merlin]

!rule 3

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 3

NSFW or objectionable content of any kind is strictly prohibited. If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.

Requested by

@gusty oxide

[digital marten]

Or fifa

[dawn onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-stop-it-mj-michael-jordan-nope-gif-5098905

[meager snow]

prepare for "we get new players, wym"

[dawn onyx]

where is rick carl

[hushed cave]

@potent merlin is this true, does each game get new players?

[hushed cave]

[ember dagger]

balls counts as nsfw?

[hushed cave]

Send me them and I'll check

[meager snow]

???

[potent merlin]

i approve

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-tennis-balls-happy-gif-23816915

[vale tartan]

I dont mind it being the same with a different mode though

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932830887337427005/1173251062937948270/Screenshot_2023-11-12_115304.png?ex=65634633&is=6550d133&hm=a170c3286e27bc42a7000cba00eb90abf27b53aaf1c200e898fd962be0ee885f&

[abstract sigil]

@nimble berry

[nimble berry]

@full blade in addition to perms,because it's piracy amd we cannot permit piracy on a partnered server

[thin veldt]

I identify as a bus

[lyric badge]

I think it's time the rainbow was returned to the general population

We should let gay people have like, 4 colors tops. But not all the colors that's ridiculous

What am I, made of colors?!

Just realized this wasn't in community and you know what? Probably for the best.

[carmine patrol]

No, you're made of cells. God, this generation is wasted 🙄

And the mitochondria is the powerhouse of those cells

[lyric badge]

What the fuck does that even mean

Have you ever been in a situation and you're like, wow roger you're the powerhouse of this room

[carmine patrol]

Every day of my life.

I walk into Wal Mart, or whole foods, or whatever, look at the ugliest MF and go- "Bro, you're Mitochondring THE FUCK out of those clothes!" They look confused then I say "You're a powerhouse, fam. Absolute unit." Then the whole store claps, cows begin flying, and Shrek one time showed up to shake my hand.

Also, this was sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!

[subtle light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725731712453181490/1173163418530873365/instasave.mov?ex=6562f493&is=65507f93&hm=652e7c7e8d94c076f9c8a3f76b605e3936bc8c8b28e28ab17e513a37798fed9b&

[tardy storm]

https://tenor.com/view/doritos-spinning-funny-gif-23060358

[carmine patrol]

Okay, but the fruit in your profile isn't a banana, so why you got an apple?

[tardy storm]

Aaron earned an iron urn.

[subtle light]

so that you can ask and start a conversation with me

[carmine patrol]

That's fair

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/doritos-spinning-funny-gif-23060358

[ember dagger]

lmfao

van der linde
van der linde
I'm always by your side
poker plans
i got a plan, Arthur

[nimble rover]

[frozen dawn]

[ember dagger]

i think my excel is broken

[potent merlin]

Totally fine

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458294623874449408/976907223064268820/received_602143734164998.mp4

[summer notch]

That's what you get when you post something funny in the trollface server

(I am banned from there)

[steady bramble]

did you get banned from trollcord?

[hushed cave]

Realest deer I've seen

[summer notch]

Yes

[carmine patrol]

I will buy that deer for $9, I don't care if it's on the spectrum.

[hushed cave]

KFC drip

[brisk pollen]

why are they not wearing shoes

[elder sedge]

the hell... that's so gross. Then again I seen a neighbor who goes everywhere bear foot... I don't even know if they own any footwear...

[brisk pollen]

i'm barefoot at home but certainly not at kfc

[rancid acorn]

you know, it wouldve cost you nothing to NOT point that out

😟

[subtle light]

🥹

[coral raven]

Can we play never have I ever in this channel

Please no BS be real

[coarse igloo]

never have i ever played never have i ever in this channel

[coral raven]

We about to

Never have I ever worn the same underwear for more then 2 days

[tender jackal]

Where's the funny

[abstract sigil]

[carmine patrol]

To be fair... They don't have to be YOUR organs

[ember dagger]

YOOOOOO I NEED THIS RN

[ember dagger]

THAT'S EVEN BETTER IDEA

how do i get access to black market tho

[carmine patrol]

Your FBI agent is watching

[ember dagger]

okay

so what

[novel veldt]

Good idea

[tardy storm]

there was a guy in this server called ismailo

wow memories

[ebon pebble]

I wonder who that is

[tardy storm]

he was from the same countryu as me

and he bullied me a lot

[ebon pebble]

damn

[tardy storm]

https://tenor.com/view/crispy-fries-bendeen-are-these-the-worlds-most-crispy-fries-lets-find-out-are-these-the-worlds-most-crispy-fries-lets-find-out-gif-3002135708609792457

[ebon pebble]

what a rude person

glad he left

[tardy storm]

yeah me too

[ebon pebble]

🥲

[carmine patrol]

Adrian go take a shower.

[hushed cave]

Angle coffee cyrillic letter

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[brave trellis]

shoutout to the person who figured out you can immediately make scammers break character by insulting nigerian god figures

[ebon pebble]

noted

[misty radish]

YELLOW CAR

[granite minnow]

Me when I drive (2001)

[vital imp]

I took too many psychodelics again

[royal moat]

[amber jackal]

@Tre2f on YouTube

[hushed cave]

Jesus this is an old meme, literally

[vital imp]

like 6 years

[vivid heath]

Community

[brave trellis]

god i wish the 2012 massive solar flare which barely missed earth short circuited all technology so i didnt have to hear phonk music

[vivid heath]

That certainly is a profile picture

[brave trellis]

who me?

[steady bramble]

doesn't even look like walt

[abstract sigil]

[ember dagger]

[storm heron]

[alpine terrace]

[ember dagger]

did you say fries? oh sorry i thought you said exercise. or something like that (I'm not a mom)

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

VERY SOON

inshallah🙏🙏

[ember dagger]

[ebon pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-banned-gif-24526457

[ember dagger]

nice?

[carmine patrol]

nice.

[tardy storm]

crazyy

[carmine patrol]

Okay, you first.

[ember dagger]

I'll get banned for it. i can't

[stone swift]

I'm on PC

[carmine patrol]

Then get on your phone.

[stone swift]

I don't have discord on my phone

[carmine patrol]

Bruh, we already were having trouble living up to these unreasonable standards, now Shrek done raised the mf'ing bar AGAIN

[cosmic ember]

real

[tardy storm]

bro shaped like leafyishere

[solemn plinth]

coronal mass ejaculation

[ember dagger]

[vital imp]

are those pills like one time use or can you use the ability as much as you want

[hushed cave]

As much as you want

[vital imp]

I'm debating between teleport and mind reading

[hushed cave]

What about the last one?

[vital imp]

I don't have tits

[ember dagger]

lmao

[livid olive]

all 4 are very useful for criminal activity and the fifth is even better for criminal activity

[cursive pilot]

fuck does rush your tits off

[ember dagger]

[subtle light]

quickly take your tits off

[leaden trench]

Is it possible to put an option to join the type , for example, select to join stunt race with “non-contact” mode on or otherwise. Basically there should be an option to select the type before we join it, otherwise we keep on exiting the game until we find it exactly to our liking

[nimble berry]

Funny meme, friend

[alpine terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1174046068170838027/IMG_6004.png?ex=65662a9b&is=6553b59b&hm=5e9058ecd554cb7e05afa081d72e380340ba5d179ed82c8215f97b6aad5380a0&

[primal totem]

how does one take their tits off

[subtle light]

what do you mean how?

you just take them off

[primal totem]

[carmine patrol]

I don't see how this is complicated. Your tits are currently on, yes? Remove them, it's not a hard concept

[carmine patrol]

I just learned a neat trick for concealing rifles

[carmine patrol]

Me: aggressively makes eye contact with the other person while washing my hands

[carmine patrol]

Hard pass, fam

On that ai thing, AND the arby's burger

[mint jewel]

i would time travel and leak gta 6 in 2010 and say its footage of gta 5

[abstract sigil]

Rio de janeiri

[brave trellis]

you've never seen rey skywalker

is it rey or rei

R. skywalker

[whole sedge]

Its neither... rey just stole that name

[carmine patrol]

I have never seen that guy stay alive for more than 5 seconds.

My man respawns and is immediately blasted by a car going mach 10, or gunned down by some level 12 that just got his first revolver

[ebon pebble]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JzU_5YoSegU?si=E9dF_EWinstjN8Vi

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585822508788482068/1145947982177509416/IMG_4211.jpg?ex=656575b9&is=655300b9&hm=6ea632a5b3abeb0268ecb1272bd080b8c3b5236ac46ba79ec8cd202d19ecf370&

who's fitgirl?

i heard so much about him

[ember dagger]

Yes mom i really need ryzen 5 5600 / rtx 3060 / DDR4 16gb 3200 / MSI MPG B550 Gaming Plus Gaming Motherboard / ViewSonic OMNI 27inch 1440p 1ms 165Hz for my online college and excel

[potent merlin]

there isnt even any games worth buying that hardware for

[ember dagger]

what hardware

who said anything about games

it's for excel

[potent merlin]

buy a chromebook

raspberry pie for that sht

[ember dagger]

but wdym by that?

is it not good enough?

[potent merlin]

gamings dieing

[ember dagger]

damn

everything is dying

[cursive pilot]

not me unfortunatly

if you could make me die

i'd appreciate it

[ember dagger]

alright, only if you could do the same to me

deal?

[cursive pilot]

fucking bullshit

deal

alright so

i can probably teach you how to tie a noose

but that's all i know

[ember dagger]

that's ALL we both need to know

[cursive pilot]

btw

unrelated

but you got the english subs for jojo part 6?

[ember dagger]

nope

[cursive pilot]

fuck

[potent merlin]

that show is weird

[ember dagger]

are you talking about fuck or jojo?

[cursive pilot]

jojo

[ember dagger]

oh

you need the shitposter role bro

get to lvl 5 and then ask modmail for it

👍

[cobalt peak]

Just find a specific site with it tbh

Or netflix

[inland lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899763415290097664/1173783439296704662/cm-chat-media-video-1fac8d541-a18e-5e4e-a303-5682e28daceb237800.mp4

have you guys seen this

skidabidi

[cobalt peak]

Made me die inside

😭

[ruby lotus]

Bugs when you lift up a rock

[normal jewel]

I molotoved him everytime I entered. And took a screenshot each time as well.

[carmine patrol]

My dyslexia activated and turned the first letter of your name into a "p"

[rancid acorn]

cant repost.. :(

[granite minnow]

Sad 😔

[ruby lotus]

the right one is Adolf? sounds right i guess

[granite minnow]

He did a lot of bad things, trust me

[ruby lotus]

Thanks, I've never heard of him

He sounds like he could be a painter

[granite minnow]

No problem

[ruby lotus]

Me anytime I get into an argument on this server

[granite minnow]

Sad phrog

[ruby lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-fairy-tale-mwah-muah-tsup-gif-13919539

[granite minnow]

🙂

This says a lot about society

[pseudo galleon]

This says a lot about society

[inland canyon]

can smn join me on this social club thing, social club id: Veristix

[potent merlin]

let him cook 🗣️ 🔥

[crude fog]

Doo dang Dey

[ebon pebble]

😂

Btw

Fuck you @ember dagger

[cosmic ember]

That van 100% deserved it, I feel bad for the truck drive though

[potent merlin]

Real 💯

[ember dagger]

[azure zealot]

Ohohohoh You're so portuguese

[vivid heath]

the

[royal moat]

Ronaldo!! Suiiiii! 🇵🇹 🏆

[covert thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/regele-fotbalului-regele-regelemeulafotbal-regelemeulafootball-sefuluiyzsem-gif-25766031

[subtle light]

Would tap that

[granite minnow]

How many times do y'all think about the Roman empire in a day

[iron rose]

Zero

The only exception was back in grade school history classes once we reached that section of history

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-assault-max-payne-assault-vinnie-gognitti-max-payne1-gif-26058419

[quasi plinth]

🤌🏻

[inland lake]

what the fuck does this mean do i have to write my own AA shader?????

judgment settings hardest boss of the series

[scarlet dune]

Did I get pinged

[ember dagger]

@scarlet dune

[scarlet dune]

Hi

[drowsy blade]

Hello

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624553375530352649/1174491303602569296/a21d00d72f97772e.mp4?ex=6567c943&is=65555443&hm=89f835af282e97d1e7d9d87e48f445a5132e67d146a39a3d0702cd42adf01b22&

[wraith geode]

someone watched a little too much the hunger games

[lyric badge]

Not a huge Kristen Stewart fan to be honest but they were okay

[rugged glade]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-gribble-king-of-the-hill-run-away-squirrel-tactic-climb-gif-17599057

[tardy storm]

https://tenor.com/view/hangry-kitten-vicious-gif-26975143

[neat cedar]

@regal bison

[misty void]

You only need the light when it's burning low only miss the sun when it's start to snow only know you love her when you let her go only know you been high when you feeling low only hate the road when you missing home only know you love her when you let her go and you let her go staring at the bottom of your glass hoping one day you'll make a dream last cause dream come slow and it go so fast you see her when you close your eyes maybe one day you'll understand why everything you touch surely dies

♥️♥️♥️

WHAT THE HELL

Crazy

LOL

I know the whole let her go song lyrics

🙀🙀

WHY SO MUCH

Anyway

Kitty cat

Tryka basically survived everything on discord

Party cat

Did you got the cat

Sended

It sayed no permission so idk

I really need level 5😭

😡😡

[dusty bloom]

I'm sorry I had to send this to you but now that you have opened it you can't stopped reading this. Hi my name is Teresa Fidlago I died 27 years. If you don't send this to 20 people I will sleep by your side forever. If you don't believe me search me up. Teresa Fidlago. So send this to 20 people. A girl ignored this and her mom died 20 days later. NO SEND BACKS!!!! #copied. Sorry I had to send this. Btw this is not fake search her up on google. Someone send me this and i had to do the same, i’m taking no risk of ignoring this message tell me why this keeps happening. another grandma read this and sent it to 20 people but the internet went of on 19. She was found cut into 5 pieces after 1 day. Make sure you send all 20

[lyric badge]

Is there any way to make it kill my mom faster tho?

[ember dagger]

lmao

the kinda drugs make my nerves cold asf

[carmine patrol]

That's the shit in the summer, bro. Increased ambient thermal transfer leads to less perspiration

[ember dagger]

[carmine patrol]

embed fail

[abstract sigil]

@azure zealot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048713560978620446/1174369618933067897/YlwwBVcYtjb6AGNP.mp4?ex=656757ef&is=6554e2ef&hm=7f376e654d7a9bb5637ce17f0577830726b3df73249bd64ba11fc872af870a77&

[ember dagger]

no no no I'm not doing that

[carmine patrol]

In some countries, there's an anti "forced copulation" insertable device that's basically this, but with barbed spikes instead of tacs.

[topaz garden]

gawdam snoop dogg quitted weed

[ember dagger]

i didn't

what's WEED?
Window
Elite
E-service
Document?

[carmine patrol]

@ember dagger the idea is that when they try to "copulate" the insertable anti "forced copulation" device will get stuck on their "tool" and they'll have to seek medical help to have it removed... which means confessing that they tried to force themself on someone.

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624553375530352649/1174805924448305242/RDT_20231115_191210.mp4?ex=6568ee47&is=65567947&hm=8f72421a940b7b5834bc2c100b3b2ec7ddb06be2b0b776154a9b87ceecfe7f54&

[ember dagger]

so someone could have this thing with them wherever they go, just incase, like pepper spray?

[carmine patrol]

Ladies are supposed to insert it "in the hole" so yeah, it goes wherever they go.

[ember dagger]

bruh

[inland lake]

gonna be peeing like a shower after that one

[carmine patrol]

Imagine they forget it's in "when the time comes"

[ember dagger]

i hope my angry wife doesn't find out

[inland lake]

i dont know if i can post it here but
[ohmaygot oh my god dreamy gif.gif]

[crude fog]

2017 ahh post

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585822508788482068/1167215483943141526/E165B9F3-0FD1-4D9A-98CE-FD2E545614C0.jpg?ex=656900a1&is=65568ba1&hm=f69e1c70aaf5932fe21344f9c218d9f84978bdd783740ab157c4da36f1fe35e1&

have you seen this meme before?

it's totally new!!

[inland lake]

they glow in the night

[raven kiln]

I like this one. Mind if I save it?

[gloomy heron]

sure lol

[pseudo galleon]

real

[brave trellis]

did hamilton kwab on first lap

[cloud dawn]

Sainz hit a manhole within the first 10 mins of FP1.

His car is totaled, as is Ocon's.

[steady bramble]

wha?

[inland lake]

steak 3d free 2023 no virus tamil edition Team_NoSteak.mp4

[wraith geode]

HAHAHA

THATS THE MOST AMERICAN SHIT IVE EVER HEARD

HITTING A POTHOLE IN F1

[ember dagger]

does anyone that gif of a guy swinging a sword and he's wearing black scurf?

it was a video game character

old one

i used to play when i was a kid

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585822508788482068/1167215483943141526/E165B9F3-0FD1-4D9A-98CE-FD2E545614C0.jpg?ex=656900a1&is=65568ba1&hm=f69e1c70aaf5932fe21344f9c218d9f84978bdd783740ab157c4da36f1fe35e1&

would you let your son join this server?

[acoustic dove]

just starve the thing for 29 days and on the 29th night when it’s asleep poke its eyes and stuff

[steady bramble]

bait it with food to consume poison

after starving the t-rex for 25 days

[acoustic dove]

where u get poison

[steady bramble]

smuggle in

[acoustic dove]

if we can choose what food we eat

just give the T. rex the spiciest shit possible

[livid olive]

doubt it would care

feed it methanol

lamb leg with bags of methanol inside

[carmine patrol]

Or caffeine. Just wait 29 days, save up your coffee grinds, take that lamb leg, lace the fuck out of it with coffee, and give it to old rexy

[livid olive]

why not just get preworkout

much easier

[carmine patrol]

Alternative route... max out your charisma and romance the rex, then make money from the youtube vids you make with you brand new TRex GF

[steady bramble]

roomba, what are you doing with that strapped on top of you

[summer notch]

It's a tiny 50kg bomb

[tardy storm]

Jupiter is the biggest planet in our solar system.

[ember dagger]

omg cumshot is so cute!!

[tardy storm]

https://tenor.com/view/moyai-pachucos-ump-feliks-gif-24006479

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/moai-gif-3367524533934105275

[tardy storm]

amazing

[sullen hemlock]

Truly beautiful

[steady bramble]

that must weigh at least a ton

due to gold density being 19,3 g/cm3

[nimble berry]

"You are overencumbered and cannot run"

[carmine patrol]

You owe me 2 seconds of my life. That's how long it took me to know he's an obnoxious asswaffle

[raw sail]

bruh

[nimble berry]

We welcome emotttiiionz return and the content he provides. @carmine patrol

We also appreciate your understanding and not being toxic about it

[carmine patrol]

I can say with absolute certainty that it weighs at least 3 grams

[ember dagger]

i should be in a museum too

[carmine patrol]

Then go to one, no one's stopping you

[coral raven]

test

[lyric badge]

Nobody can see this

[coral raven]

i do that to scroll down too lazy to use the scroll bar over there ----->

[carmine patrol]

You could use the page down key

[iron rose]

Breakfast: 10:20 AM
Dinner: 8:05 AM

[nimble berry]

Oml he's right

[lyric badge]

Deep inside me there is a beast. But there is also a chonky boy isn't there.

[vital imp]

He's going back in time

[ember dagger]

money stopping me

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/341979206969982976/880403464730058762/gaben.mp4?ex=6568689f&is=6555f39f&hm=b97a6999b84674d51ae646077973f7050b044aa72bbc0b43a856277fda29372c&

@nimble berry

[sacred mica]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1151840263011049502/1175283101400830092/FB_IMG_1700279714064.jpg

[rancid acorn]

that aint my childhood dawg i was broke as shit lmao

[ember dagger]

what

ohhhhh

i get it

you should wear ever you go their your.

👍

[potent merlin]

bro has no friends

can't blame them

[ember dagger]

Nice E pfp

[potent merlin]

thank you

[storm heron]

E

[carmine patrol]

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just DO IT!

[raw sail]

tommy has friends

[nimble berry]

What makes you say that Eva. He clearly does

[potent merlin]

it's called a joke

[coarse igloo]

Rude

[potent merlin]

I thought they go here

[nimble lion]

Nuclear Roomba

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-warfare-cod4-yuri-makarov-gif-23084516

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932830887337427005/1175129898277421169/IMG_5982.jpg?ex=656a1c00&is=6557a700&hm=f1291d81f439fdabbacc8fb9d5f920aeaacee04aa24c78a000289dce844d7f72&

Elon is crazy for doing this

god save us all 🙏🙏

[carmine patrol]

The chonky boy IS the beast. He can slam down a whole bucket of Popeye's 13-spice seasoning chicken only available at your local popeye's, use code SENPAI for 5% off your next order of 10000 or more in less than 5 minutes.

[neat cedar]

@regal bison

[ember dagger]

The chonky boy IS the beast. He can slam down a whole bucket of Popeye's 13-spice seasoning chicken only available at your local popeye's, use code SENPAI for 5% off your next order of 10000 or more in less than 5 minutes.

[ember dagger]

i want a gaming chair like his, where can i buy one?

[neat cedar]

Right!

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[stone swift]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyX7LbPL1BN/

simon_devitt

Likes

187574

Instagram

[grizzled cedar]

I’m sorry if you can’t sleep tonight

[topaz garden]

i can

[dusky trench]

bleh

[grizzled cedar]

Let’s see then

[topaz garden]

🛌

[night summit]

ra

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1171726751659991040/IMG_8972.png?ex=6566f513&is=65548013&hm=42a910dfcc904494dbaaacebfb96f39fe369f7590a8b4c2eedfdc690d004f99c&

[brave trellis]

cow tools

[cosmic ember]

How is this dude not dead yet

he must work out non stop xD

[raw sail]

he is really popular

over 10 million followers gets many views still definitely not dead

[nimble berry]

I have so many of these. Can you just give me the thumb drive you have with them all so I don't have to DL them 1 by 1

[raw sail]

they all on my camera roll

phone i don’t have a pc

[potent merlin]

I think he meant the diabetes and that sorta stuff

[tender jackal]

Definitely should've gotten a Costco pizza for dinner

That shits greasy

[nimble berry]

@sacred mica

I wouldn't advise that

[wind cloak]

@vale tartan this is how cool.u r

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/680042795309858859/1174392042290425937/IMG_2607.jpg?ex=65676cd2&is=6554f7d2&hm=f6ce71754760d7c510dd9c28fc9ca364b97c89968dacefc2f1be61918603ec4b&

average gto outfit

or rdo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585822508788482068/1167215483943141526/E165B9F3-0FD1-4D9A-98CE-FD2E545614C0.jpg?ex=656900a1&is=65568ba1&hm=f69e1c70aaf5932fe21344f9c218d9f84978bdd783740ab157c4da36f1fe35e1&

[vale tartan]

Thats pretty damn cool ngl

Oh no emotionz is cringeposting again

[wooden hazel]

Just a normal sleep cycle

[steady bramble]

he is a walking corpse actually

/j

[abstract gyro]

I guess I can curse here

Let me check

Fuck

Shit

Ass

Bastard

[steady bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/operation-teapot-nuke-nuclear-explosion-nuclear-test-nuclear-footage-gif-15618232923822161090

[abstract gyro]

Bitch

Yeah ok 👍

Finally i server I might fit in

[steady bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/fiddleafox-gif-18589572

[vital imp]

Freddy Kreuger's friday afternoon:

[carmine patrol]

This acdc song slaps

[ember dagger]

what bro even want from me

[ember dagger]

me with my sparrow

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-gif-24753618

[celest pagoda]

Finally solved the electric cars biggest issue

[ember dagger]

Fuck you @ebon pebble

[ebon pebble]

[ember dagger]

wanna have sex?

[ebon pebble]

[ember dagger]

damn

[ebon pebble]

Not gay or into cats

Sry

[ember dagger]

[ebon pebble]

Maybe after a few drinks tho

[potent merlin]

frogger irl

[carmine patrol]

@arctic flare First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[arctic flare]

what an L

[peak crown]

https://youtu.be/UdcD-ac8rKw

[stone swift]

https://twitter.com/superloafcat/status/1726093870621225309

[ember dagger]

L is the twelfth letter of the Latin alphabet . It is pronounced in English (L)

[ember dagger]

13 minutes of pure meme

nice

damn

you can't say minutes without nut

[tardy storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cornflakes-cereal-milkman-milk-gif-10834093

[ember dagger]

it's bulking season

fr fr

[tardy storm]

it's cornflake bag over head milk pour season

[ember dagger]

fr fr

🙏

[crude fog]

In the 80s, they’d guess we’d have flying cars by 2023.

What we actually have:

[carmine patrol]

Scientists had a hypothesis that the human brain would eventually grow so large that our intelligence would suffer due to how long it took to send/receive signals between nodes.

Unfortunately, scientists didn't anticipate technology becoming so advanced that our demand for attention-driven-dopamine-bursts would lead to us doing stupid shit voluntarily.

Let me grab that 🤓 emoji for you guys...

[ember dagger]

we do have flying cars

they are called helicopter

[crude fog]

Disrespect thy once more and I cannot guarantee the safety of your buttocks 😭🫵I suggest you concede before I am forced to do the deed💯

[carmine patrol]

we do have flying cars

they are called aeroplane

[crude fog]

I don’t recall making an inquiry for your sass 😭🙏🔥🔥 Next time I won’t administer a warning, and will strictly be touching that ass 💪💯💀

[carmine patrol]

Joke's on you. I was born without an ass. My gluteus maximus is literally missing.

[grizzled cedar]

I got bored and drew this

[rigid scarab]

Me rn

[grizzled cedar]

BRO 💀

[rigid scarab]

I don't understand

[grizzled cedar]

Nah bro how!?

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/870592853854785567/1172641736829456484/VID_20230326_110719_964.mp4.mov

[abstract sigil]

it eggs addition transition between gas liquid and solid

[nimble berry]

Is it d1 again

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/spidhrboyyy-woody-toy-story-sturdy-dancing-gif-6832197247088839610

[crude fog]

Heard a lot about you, big fan

You’ve made a name for yourself

By pissing people off

Much respect

[raven kiln]

Where are all my fellas? 🗣

[crude fog]

Nah smartphone I saw that

[nimble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/so-dumb-shoresy-gif-25856514

Hit the wrong one

[crude fog]

I didn’t see it

[nimble berry]

You can See deez

[crude fog]

Only if they’re bigger than bowling balls

[nimble berry]

that's a medical condition

[crude fog]

Or a very good time

[nimble berry]

nah dawg if your shit the size of like a full apple you probably need to see a Dr

[ember dagger]

fr fr

[tardy storm]

what a moment

[azure zealot]

😣😩

[tender jackal]

IM DYINGNG$KJNGKE

[tardy storm]

obamna

[coral raven]

test

[tardy storm]

this is the moment of all time

bruuhhhhh 🗿

[raw sail]

lol

[rigid scarab]

I had this song playing in my head all week

[carmine patrol]

I thought the other car said "It's me" on the grill

[gilded jewel]

[little sky]

Ong same

Hate that song now

[rigid scarab]

Way too catchy

[little sky]

It really is

[slim reef]

What does this say? Google translate don’t work

[ember dagger]

test

[carmine patrol]

You lost the game.

[ember dagger]

test

[carmine patrol]

Skibidi lockjaw ohio cheeks on bread with wakflok on lock.

[azure zealot]

Big lagarto e visto soltando a quebradinha veja:

😞

[simple lance]

https://youtu.be/R-aGQ1g1ZXg?si=8yi92TmR2qCvBDlX

Whole church is getting aboucum blessing lmao

[vivid heath]

unfunny

[simple lance]

Funny , Jesus blessed them

[simple lance]

https://youtu.be/YwE2-7gBabw?si=wSEj3LfGva64wBEx

[alpine terrace]

It
Dozen
Even
Matters

[ember dagger]

[tardy storm]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-dance-gif-22911247

might be the worst gif ever

[ember dagger]

wow i bet they get all the bitches

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/932830887337427005/1176292393486663700/blahaj.gif?ex=656e56a9&is=655be1a9&hm=3874c900c15f3f26f34422c1e5abf944f844a624570ce97fd972fce656cdaf6a&

[tender jackal]

Bros leg rotted off

[golden belfry]

It’s style trend for the 8 year olds 😔

[vital imp]

@potent merlin

video up

[rancid acorn]

does this imply the e200 and up has a hidden tank turret somewhere

[potent merlin]

later bro

[potent merlin]

Yes

[rancid acorn]

immediately subscribe to this man.

[raw sail]

lol

[lyric badge]

It's not that I can't believe you find this dude interesting. I literally can't believe that anyone finds this dude interesting

[raw sail]

i enjoy seeing the different foods he eats especially in america as i live europe so

[cursive pilot]

bro i don't got fucking image perms or embed fuck

[cursive pilot]

can someone react this and put the Ghost Staring meme?

[nimble berry]

His face of pain clarified for me what the challenge was. I feel his pain

[urban echo]

Are memes of politically incorrect historical figures not allowed

Give me shitpost role

[dark blaze]

dm modmail

[urban echo]

Modmail bot won't let me message

[dark blaze]

to request shitpost

[urban echo]

It's being a ratty hag

[dark blaze]

have you got ur dms on?

[urban echo]

Keeps saying I can't message it BC we ain't in a server together

Wait that affects other people too

Let me check

I swear I changed it last month

[dark blaze]

[urban echo]

I fixed ut

Mental illness goes crazy when you can't remember shit that happened a month ago

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[urban echo]

Ight I'll dm it

Yeah thanks mate

Rules done eliminated half my shitpost folder 😔

Lmao

[carmine patrol]

skill issue

[carmine patrol]

I remember seeing this character on an adult website.

[wraith geode]

contemplation after spending a kidney's worth on a gpu

[vivid heath]

Community

[carmine patrol]

Do you accept cursed, but still safe-for-work submissions?

[misty radish]

Wish you could legally sell your kidney

[lyric moon]

It legal if no one knows

[azure zealot]

[quasi wedge]

[quasi wedge]

I think you sent this in the wrong channel but still cute

[abstract wadi]

grrrrrr!!!!

[carmine patrol]

Fish don't growl

[abstract wadi]

Bop bop bop

[carmine patrol]

Yeah, sometimes it do be like that

I find it mildly comical that I'm level 19 purely from text-based shitposting.

[quasi wedge]

Sounds about right

[carmine patrol]

Is this Raiden from Genshin?

[azure zealot]

[carmine patrol]

I wish to send you something related and safe-for-work

I don't have posting role so I can't toss it in here

[shrewd ledge]

They are cannibals during their young age

[normal jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-speech-bubble-garfield-wide-wide-garfield-garfwide-explaining-garfield-gif-17863144809496135774

[ember dagger]

you're not a gamer if you don't know the girl holding a spoon (she's fit btw) 🙏🙏

[ember dagger]

will dressing up like that gonna get me like that gpu?

[rugged glade]

@sweet knoll

[celest pagoda]

I believe that it will increase your chances

[sweet knoll]

Pffftt

[carmine patrol]

Only if they can pull off the look, OR find someone that simps for bad cosplay

[celest pagoda]

You seem to know how this works

[carmine patrol]

... I plead the fifth.

[ember dagger]

i can't pull off the look

maybe for gym bros i can

https://tenor.com/view/maid-cafe-masculine-anime-maid-beelzebub-gif-5105909

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dukexkai-gif-25239580

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825022691463266334/1175813171907399710/speed.gif?ex=656c9859&is=655a2359&hm=daff4acf0eb416873d23f78bd9dbbb506de66d27887c60b05594aa993f4a522f&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825022691463266334/1175813221916090468/speed.gif?ex=656c9865&is=655a2365&hm=e8651808bfb18fa99beba54120599d96df31d1b2c7527c522a1384a9d2e9334a&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825022691463266334/1176024853124489338/speed.gif?ex=656d5d7e&is=655ae87e&hm=e48212ae7087472cf2e7c5362d614d617ecc9ed00f25f5f55fdc1fa78721aae5&

@potent merlin

[alpine terrace]

[ember dagger]

[azure zealot]

Me too

[shrewd ledge]

Omg oomfie

[ember dagger]

[simple lance]

https://youtu.be/HV0k_0uPvfI?si=x-a3aZyfX-Rbjz29

[vital imp]

Ah yes, robbing a gas station is nothing serious

[simple lance]

My guy , she is being satire

[simple lance]

https://youtu.be/lNv2aSuxM3M?si=bKl_homdn-4LRCxE

[vital imp]

someone held that one for at least 10 years

[lyric badge]

When will people learn to stop turning off their consoles while the game is saving?!

[raw sail]

this lorry looks siiiiiick

lmao just block me if ur so triggered at what i post

[vivid heath]

twitter user

i wouldnt take it seriously

[raw sail]

i don’t care people always say stuff about being british like we choose where we born

still it is sick them light so cool

[abstract sigil]

british spotted

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/cereal-hacks-useless-spoon-spoon-hammer-spoon-gif-15435632

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dark-knight-its-about-sending-a-message-joker-heath-ledger-the-joker-gif-18201880

[ember dagger]

she seem to be smart, i wanna marry her

[nimble berry]

IDK about the rest of it but why so many lights on the front lol

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1176968770091229224/BIILMgG0_3E.png?ex=6570cc95&is=655e5795&hm=9f7bec9e1fe5cf65b06cc1a60928154ae6311616f6df20fb6c86d9d1542a245a&

[ember dagger]

damn 2023 is ending?

2022 was yesterday

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1176968770091229224/BIILMgG0_3E.png?ex=6570cc95&is=655e5795&hm=9f7bec9e1fe5cf65b06cc1a60928154ae6311616f6df20fb6c86d9d1542a245a&

[raw sail]

so it stands out do u like it

[vivid heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/287210247586840586/1062231448440021032/ezgif.com-gif-maker_4.gif

[tall skiff]

:)

[nimble berry]

I like the lights on the side but the front is way too bright lol

[cosmic ember]

If this was a Nintendo Switch they would have sued him from beyond the grave

[ember dagger]

can't wait to see their 10fps 720p lawyer

[cosmic ember]

Lmao

[digital marten]

I think that’s the Kristifer Molan’s Jonkler

[ember dagger]

if being a shitposter is a job, i would still end up broke

https://tenor.com/view/joker-heath-ledger-the-dark-knight-tongue-out-whatever-gif-17730666

[digital marten]

Ah yes Jonkler

[tacit geyser]

Oh 😭

[potent merlin]

you know what, I’m not even gonna do it

[alpine terrace]

[crude fog]

Delete this message, and do it.

[vital imp]

video

[tardy storm]

bro pronounces the s in illinois

[normal jewel]

The Onion is funny.

[nimble berry]

@stone swift refer to this please. It's a pinned comment

[stone swift]

Ok I understand

I also want to point out that it's also immoral to be a billionaire

You can't have more money than 50 generations of people, and be moral

With very minor exceptions

that's just my two cents

[nimble berry]

I dont disagree

[normal jewel]

I don’t even have one Thanksgiving guest.

[ebon pebble]

That's because you identify as all

Meaning there is no room for other guests

[normal jewel]

I identify as all?

I don’t get it.

[nimble berry]

Any/all

[normal jewel]

Oh lmao. I was kinda thinking that but wasn’t sure.

That’s good though. XD

[ebon pebble]

[lyric badge]

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