memes-and-shitposting

[nimble berry]

You gonna blueball for a month to win a load of nothing?

[ember dagger]

if that's gonna break my addiction, then it's worth it

if i had a partner, i wouldn't care about NNN

ٍ

[lyric badge]

Please check the GTA 6 modmail - the demo testers keep getting stuck on top of the tower

[ember dagger]

there's a GTA 6 modmail?

[nimble berry]

They were using the DALÈ to get up there. As soon as they stopped trying to get there they stopped getting stuck. Shocker right?

[steady bramble]

nnn is dumb

ain't no one sane gonna participate

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947253027105026069/1166380768881283152/FB_IMG_1698156249537.jpg?ex=654a47bd&is=6537d2bd&hm=64b8a42b87880da8cef34cfd6c02bfd3fe33752e71cc271cba68395e52104b43&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947253027105026069/1166358978951909488/85563ed85f3c5500a5b42f20ab83bfb5.jpg?ex=654a3372&is=6537be72&hm=9eecde52b459fd7250d43788d247d92c99b54408cb94d57769470aae5ac94b41&

[alpine terrace]

Lol

[alpine terrace]

When Gen-Z wanna keep up with ongoing trend

[ember dagger]

ma'am these are not yours eggs

[hidden drum]

You are not the mother

[ebon pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[ebon pebble]

Why is that not a show

[carmine patrol]

Maury

Except normally™️ he's settling who the dad is/isn't

[ebon pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/maury-not-the-father-run-running-screaming-gif-8164201

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947253027105026069/1112692220148068447/Img_2023_05_23_09_13_18.png?ex=6551fd62&is=653f8862&hm=6dec8027bdbc43808645bb7f622410e377e6d91683e13bae3ed9d40ebfe6cfeb&

[steady bramble]

when endo skeleton

[ember dagger]

people are just like weed man, you burn them and they disappear

[sullen hemlock]

Such logic

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/2014-gif-22209405

[royal moat]

[ember dagger]

wtf

somebody destroy that thing

[stone swift]

noo i love it

i am obsessed with it

[ember dagger]

shit is getting out of hand

[stone swift]

such a cute crystal

[ember dagger]

i mean it's kinda cool tbh

wait

is that a rainbow plane above it?

IS IT LOOKIN AT THE PLANE?

[stone swift]

it's too small to tell

yes

[ember dagger]

that's awesome

[ember dagger]

an honest man

[coral geyser]

[nimble berry]

@coral geyser Can't have funny fonts for your name, gotta be pingable

[summer notch]

i shit you not

i had front row seats during the fnaf movie

[ember dagger]

i think I'm mentally ill

[cerulean flicker]

you should frame it and put it in your wall too

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086828439169929258/1167613655454584902/IMG_7051.jpg?ex=654ec3f4&is=653c4ef4&hm=1175101452289921676bbc7994e669327690e5ea24d420f2f3b44a8849664831&

[stone swift]

Can I use this cat emoji

[celest pagoda]

No

[stone swift]

on my server

[celest pagoda]

No

[stone swift]

why

[celest pagoda]

Stab stab stab

[stone swift]

make it public then

the cat emoji is very versatile

[celest pagoda]

Just like Potato

[coral geyser]

I will change it

This isn't my name

Ha now its cool

[cerulean flicker]

that's even worst 💀
check rule 7 in #rules

[coral geyser]

Ok

[coral geyser]

Ooo

Ok no problems

Now?

[cerulean flicker]

yup you're good

[glossy pecan]

Plants gives us air to breathz after our death death consume us as compost. What if plants breed us?

[acoustic dove]

LOL I THOUGHT OF THAT BECOMING AMEME IN THE FNAF MOVIE

just add a chat bouble or something

[cerulean flicker]

[ember dagger]

ofc

[ember dagger]

||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585822508788482068/1169114426071339028/RDT_20231027_161725.mp4?ex=655439a8&is=6541c4a8&hm=b2e00507509c9cff4e8ef300958562d7dcf9f3856c6c55202d5117f9569e2c1e&||

breaking bad spoiler

[hushed cave]

[ember dagger]

that's so concerning man

i ate a bread today, it was much smaller than the one i haven't eaten yet

[ember dagger]

wtf

i don't remember sending that

[stone swift]

thank you

[potent merlin]

my character trys to jump the double bridge gap and fucking dies alot

[gritty granite]

You have more of this this is cool

[stone swift]

[ruby dawn]

This server is sensitive

[rancid acorn]

It's the GTA online server what did you expect

[carmine patrol]

Allow me to write a 2,000 character explanation on why you're wrong.

inhales deeply through fingers

Nah, you right.

[ruby dawn]

😂

[tardy storm]

finally

[ember dagger]

my balls are (literally)

[ember dagger]

that's the only one i have

[tardy storm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010256000940511302/1169250400755515483/TCmoqddB.gif?ex=6554b84b&is=6542434b&hm=635640faffe39a10ad784c36c59a63b4cf7f68febcd3e1f73feb1aed38beb5e0&

[hushed cave]

[carmine patrol]

Abazz's over here doing some R Kelly math, I know for shure I ain't that old.

[errant sigil]

yawn
I'm not gonna sit her for an hour, typing my life away

Instead, I'll do this

Wake up people. Stop being a happy little puppet. Turn that cheesy smile upside down.
Add the components together. We will not be silenced. We are legion.
https:// youtube /CKOLy0E6ww4?si=LrFblOSExGk5kn2k

[peak bobcat]

send more of these please

[ember dagger]

2000s are 29?

that mean 2002s are 27 next year?

i don't think that's true

[steady bramble]

bro is living in 2029

[carmine patrol]

Because there's a colon in there, so it's actually 1:00 or 1 minute.

[fleet oriole]

Nerd

[carmine patrol]

🤓

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

what's the minimum system requirement to get a woman?

[ebon pebble]

Good hygiene

Is probably the bare minimum

Or a cat

I think having both is an unstoppable combo

[potent merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849088508344926240/1169292535554900051/trim.AE6D35FC-D184-4DE5-BEC6-3E20518BC62F.mp4?ex=6554df88&is=65426a88&hm=60876c7bf191e612a06aebd9a9bdec356e4bd7405a53ec82cc13ea5a93e0ddf7&

[ember dagger]

i wish you can get protein as easy as carbs

[ember dagger]

this is how my mom thinks i make my toast

[azure zealot]

if you get lost and die in a corn field maze i feel like its just a skill issue

[steady bramble]

knowing how to be liked by one and also finding one that is satisfied with your personality and who you are

if you know how to be liked by one then it all boils down to personality and who you are to get one

[ember dagger]

damn bruh

it was a shitpost question

but....

thank you

really

[carmine patrol]

Was that said exactly like that? It reads like two entirely different quotes from two separate parts of a conversation... in which both parts are simultaneously shitposts.

[round siren]

And guess what this channel is for

[carmine patrol]

Helping Amy Schumer write her best material?

[ember dagger]

[subtle light]

How to

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[subtle light]

What

I don't understand

[carmine patrol]

Correct

[coral geyser]

I hate all

[stable grove]

can you guys be funnier please and thanks

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-meme-gif-16107418

he's gonna send it again you know that right?

[lyric badge]

What happened to that weirdo who posted that weirdo eating all the time? I miss weirdoception

[nimble rover]

you dont meet it

[royal moat]

5 dollal in wallet

[cerulean flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086828439169929258/1169553653275836446/0f.mp4?ex=6555d2b8&is=65435db8&hm=6b44f764e579b9aab4a4a4f9397af62ec7886687e2f1870664a16f9fdc4995f9&

birds rehab

that's actually real 💀

[dark blaze]

where can I find this???

just curious

[cerulean flicker]

google "birds alcoholism"

[dark blaze]

I'm looking for the location of those berries

[cerulean flicker]

[dark blaze]

pls?

I'm not desperate

just curious

[cerulean flicker]

im not really sure lol, my guess will be in the cold places where the fruits freezes naturally

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK234683/

btw, i don't think that those can be eaten by humans, might be poisonous

[ember dagger]

hire me instead of her

[carmine patrol]

For the highly competitive rate of minimum wage, if you can pass a basic math test, you're hired

[hasty bridge]

Asshole

[dense gate]

Did you actually do it 💀

[hasty bridge]

Ofc

It hurts now

[dense gate]

Sorry it isn't that severe as long as you didn't do it at mach 2 you should be fine

[hasty bridge]

Yea, I'm ok

It was fun, actually

[potent merlin]

"we 50/50 partners remember?"

[nimble berry]

But really how much work do you really do? Huh? You just sling it I do ALL the hard work! I have to sit and make sure there isn't a chemical imbalance to make the finest quality product there is, while you just....party it up and then call some dope heads to sling it to whoever will pay."

[remote barn]

that aged like milk

[ember dagger]

[potent merlin]

"YOUR HALF? THERE IS NO YOUR HALF OF THE MONEY,THERE IS ONLY MY ALL OF IT"

[simple lance]

https://youtu.be/XkCDwL7kOgo?si=rK7T835pH4yGoFI1

I anit no racist but lmao
Black people are savage

[carmine patrol]

thank you, honey.

[potent merlin]

Okay

[carmine patrol]

I'm borrowing that meme

[celest pagoda]

That's not a meme

It's assassination attempt

[potent merlin]

Failed terribly

[hushed cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985380048825626624/1169672658745577604/d-6gwXHyYxdzE8ni.gif?ex=6556418d&is=6543cc8d&hm=d2bd4222250e5da9ddfc2f80fab728c8cb30683789ed9a33053de9b7b31d1579&

[ember dagger]

wtf is that tattoo

how do i become a successful at shitposting?
do i have to warm up before shitposting?

[carmine patrol]

Skibbidi wa shimmy shamwow, lollipop glitter biscuit with double rizz for the Scandinavians.

[summer notch]

I love tadc

[ruby dawn]

Shit posting

[ember dagger]

shit and posting

[warped glacier]

[tardy storm]

Why is this age restricted

[ember dagger]

we post NSFW for 1 min every day then we delete it

not gonna tell you when tho

[tardy storm]

Tell me. 😊

[azure zealot]

Could be us but you dont hop dmz

[ruby dawn]

Wen

Chalklate

[ruby dawn]

Omg lol

[pliant copper]

Bro already lost NNN

[dawn frigate]

Bro

[ember dagger]

[vivid heath]

Oh

[abstract sigil]

@azure zealot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046069780811100230/1046216927116279838/1669507908934.mp4?ex=65501871&is=653da371&hm=ac6a1a6106770e7ad2d5151a152510312d1838b95bd3a0cd4453a9bd4f50a780&

this the game u been playing nonstop.w??

[alpine terrace]

I didn't get this

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/gyatt-kai-cenat-kc3-gif-27597866

[alpine terrace]

Every battle royal is trying to become fartnite

[livid olive]

Thats why you trap the snail

Suicide when you are the last person alive

[shrewd ledge]

He does look like type of guy that had the name Hector tho

[coral raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957740085980299267/1060615587836993626/959540984566415422.gif

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[ember dagger]

harry

hi

[ember dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759529327946891264/1168700765787930755/amogus-club-penguin.gif?ex=6552b867&is=65404367&hm=00d7edb44d707b560fa5915c784f8beff9e2719e0f5d240ae083ccc1ce85018d&

[alpine terrace]

Yeah I agree... But that's not his real name tho

But actually its sad

[steady bramble]

don't get it

[ember dagger]

that's good

[ember dagger]

ig you can say he followed the GPS little too much

Please read the Shitposting Guidelines [pinned in channel] to learn how to post. Server rules and Discord Partner Code of Conduct still apply.

[south frigate]

lame

[ember dagger]

your name?

[south frigate]

yo mama

[ember dagger]

nice to meet u lame

[south frigate]

u cant post urls?

[ember dagger]

you have to be lvl 5

[south frigate]

bruh

how i do that?

[ember dagger]

chat in #community

once you're lvl 5, ask the modmail to give you a shitposter role

then you should be good

[hushed cave]

Or in here. It's really good XP in here

[ember dagger]

oh yeah?

[hushed cave]

Yeah massive

[ember dagger]

I'm still lvl 25 tho

[hushed cave]

Skill

[ember dagger]

[south frigate]

how do i know level?

[ember dagger]

"!rank"

[south frigate]

please very much

thank very much fren

[ember dagger]

np

[south frigate]

i know very how us people is nice to me

US

of the A

[ember dagger]

i'm not from the US

[south frigate]

i am from india

[ember dagger]

nice

[south frigate]

you nice like the US man

US man give me free money over tthe phone

to help him fix the computer

ve nice shitpost yes my frend

very very very

[ember dagger]

tf

[south frigate]

im bad wirht english

sorry

ut also yes

[ember dagger]

i can see that

it's ok

[south frigate]

by my fren

[ember dagger]

you will learn

[south frigate]

have good evening tea

[ember dagger]

[south frigate]

thank you for all yo have done for me and my country

we will not nuke the US now bc we like you

bye bye

[azure zealot]

😭😭

Downloading rn

[ember dagger]

[warm widget]

oh look

4 quarters

im the richest

[hushed cave]

4 * 1/4?

4/4 simplified to 1/1 simplified to 1

1

[warm widget]

you dont get it

[hushed cave]

[warm widget]

same dude btw

[steady bramble]

wha?

[stone swift]

where do you even find these emojis

[ember dagger]

my private server

[ember dagger]

trust me it's better for you

(it's not, i don't get it just like you)

[stone swift]

[ember dagger]

wise words

[steady bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-keep-your-secrets-alright-then-lotr-gif-12907121

[stone swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833644443022131231/848978135856709652/image0-1-3.gif

[vital imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760459423897747538/1169430088249528380/merryhalloween.mov?ex=65555fa3&is=6542eaa3&hm=f205c0bbfb6ad8565a6121c5b5fcca075fa44e0f173d50bc381095da6436b9ba&

[crude fog]

Spaceussy, Susussy, Amongusussy

[near pond]

WEEEEE

[near pond]

DEEZ are ma peepol

British meme + L

Epic Embed Fail

[rapid falcon]

Epic imbred fail

[near pond]

nigeria

[rapid falcon]

HEY GUYSH WHAT LEVEL ARE YALL ON DISCORD 🤓

[near pond]

Can you ple

[rapid falcon]

misspelt

[near pond]

Please give me $40

[cerulean flicker]

[near pond]

For adult diaper

[rapid falcon]

Damn girl it be fartin?

40 was spent on black tar mah bad

[near pond]

,,,

we are women WE are FREE!

[rapid falcon]

Women are expensive

That

[flint cipher]

I loove ultrakill

[rapid falcon]

thats just speculation though

I'm on discord

[near pond]

[rapid falcon]

I've only been touchd by my uncel

[flint cipher]

Shut the FUCK UP

[cerulean flicker]

huh

[near pond]

Real ousewives of Lagos

[flint cipher]

Thank you

[near pond]

brev

[vital imp]

And those buttons that make a loud sound when your order is ready

Unless they bring you the food

[ember dagger]

[nimble berry]

Bigenner

[proven sigil]

lgbtq is eatin away his brain

[minor leaf]

https://fxtwitter.com/axparigus/status/1719799161024069698?s=46

[ember dagger]

prison break 👍

it's good money

[ruby dawn]

When

[mystic wharf]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/R1B3qpvMpEFal9acQFdSGSqnSmAtbjPQLS0XpOBkxuI/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/F93wgf5WMAAKrs8.jpg

[crude fog]

Real af

[crude fog]

Real asf

[alpine terrace]

This is a cool idea for those who are more into photoshoots

[north palm]

Electric cars kinda suck tbh

[carmine patrol]

The tree wanted its mf'ing hug

[rare drift]

#rentdue #broke #payingbills

[carmine patrol]

Does anyone speak Chinese? I wanna know what they were saying

[vivid heath]

ouch thats a fractured shin

[sacred mica]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-inside-the-nba-spit-take-gif-22080400

[potent merlin]

When

[coarse igloo]

i'm not a chick

[vivid heath]

Posted in r/teenagers

An entire generation of parents failed

[carmine patrol]

At least 1 of my parents actually loves me. The other is justifiably dead.

[rancid ruin]

I dont understand this dudes need to dress like this?

[ember dagger]

i'm not a gta character

[carmine patrol]

That moment when Murdii says something serious

[vivid heath]

im having a bipolar episode

[carmine patrol]

ight, I'mma send you a hug- that's the best I got, fam

be embraced by the cabal of shitposters

[steady bramble]

turn based is nice though

especially good offline turn based ones, you have all the time in their world to go afk or think

[stone swift]

yep

[carmine patrol]

kind of depends on the game. Card games? Yes. Turn based combat? Unless you're Atlantica Online... No.

[nimble berry]

Disgaea remains #1

[crude fog]

..… or be the reason why someone believes in drugs & robbery

[abstract sigil]

eletric cars are good cars for the average citizen

... if the batteries werent bad for the environment, and it didnt have a shit ton of unnescessarly gadges to make it 40k+.

eletric cars is just another lie that promises you something

but in addition it creates another problem

which basically means its not solving anything at the end

[mystic wharf]

any Final Fantasy Tactics enjoyers?

[alpine terrace]

What turn based games??

Board games?

Or card games?

[stone swift]

I need to play FFT

I played tactics ogre once 20 years ago and loved it

[mystic wharf]

dude FFT arguabley the greatest game of all time.. get an emulator and play it ASAP

[nimble berry]

Electric cars exist to save the car industry when fossil fuels are gone, not to save the planet

Wait

This isn't #archive-serious-discussions

Bruh

[abstract sigil]

@stone swift https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691780259221078047/844977573824954458/188107153_316561069943684_1817454167480006836_n.mp4

[nimble berry]

Haha...so relatable. I too would eat spaghetti

[reef fractal]

Bro got the steering wheel coming out the windshield💀

[north palm]

true

[north palm]

Hope that porsche will be successful in saving the engines

[ember dagger]

i arrived to the battle, and i forgot my sword at home

that's what it says

if you care

ِ

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

did i ask you to have sex with me before?

[nimble berry]

What

[ember dagger]

did i ask you or not?

i have many people to ask

please hurry

||please don't ban or block me. I'm jk||

[coarse igloo]

@novel veldt

[novel veldt]

Honestly?

I agree

[coarse igloo]

Honestly?

I agree

[crude fog]

Spongeussy

[steady bramble]

don't get it

[inland lake]

hey if you have a higher res version of this exact image i could really use it

[ember dagger]

the best i got

wait no

this one ^

[inland lake]

thanks, b6
-b7

[ember dagger]

np

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759529327946891264/1141682029885399131/polish_crafting.mp4

[cerulean flicker]

[nimble berry]

[cerulean flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086445781172625430/1170821775769210950/458938694134053685a13ed50a4d25b6.mp4?ex=655a6fc0&is=6547fac0&hm=11400a96b78ae6f282c9505cd5531cfde7f972b0784699607ba8cc67d5a07a5c&

[ember dagger]

lmao

will a gaming pc gonna make me a professional shitposter?

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004919044144627913/1005146310506184754/RDT_20220728_2043002598594891855022371.jpg

[vivid heath]

movie fans when the guy does thge thing

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964653176689139782/1170590429557821472/villager_sad_story.mp4?ex=6559984a&is=6547234a&hm=2991f3d6d13e7f573836b359eedd189a44f201d53dfc045dbe1ed54face7e456&

[ember dagger]

shitting rn

[potent merlin]

no way bro

me too

[ember dagger]

shitting homies fo life

💯💯

[lyric badge]

I was wondering what happened to the blapping sound

[amber jackal]

i can't believe british people invented english and speak it wrong

[craggy mountain]

FR!

an english person tried to convince me i say iron wrong, apparently the 'r' is silent?

like buddyyyy 💀

[ember dagger]

b'o'o'f'w'''a'h'a''

(bottle of water)

[ember dagger]

my dad lock the car 347 times because he left his "expensive watch" inside

[topaz garden]

Thanks Peter

[inland lake]

i always come back

i remembered the guy with the cat pfp and i wanted that image

im on my alan wake shit rn

yall should play alan wake 1, control, then alan wake 2

[abstract sigil]

Memes and pissposting

[hushed cave]

[misty radish]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-meme-gif-3960706660224756602

[amber jackal]

"that'll be $4000"
"oh silly me! i forgot my wallet😔 you interested in a different kind of payment? 😙"

[hushed cave]

"I've only got $5 on me, what can you do for $5?"
"you know what, it's on the house"
sad tiktok music starts to play

[abstract sigil]

@hushed cave

[abstract sigil]

Look for the good side, at least it's not for free

[hushed cave]

[celest pagoda]

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/785675348498186300/1170505954790490192/hurryputter.mp4?ex=6559499e&is=6546d49e&hm=e66a0169a60428e9192ebe4d26dc89d2f1700e1d567f1f8925e8040e843026e5&

@carmine patrol

why you have such a random username?

anyway, i stole your meme

[vivid heath]

hes the coolest person in the server

[ember dagger]

is this where people of my age go to every weekend?

[ember dagger]

true

i bet this cat is the coolest cat in the server

look at it

so sexy!

[carmine patrol]

This isn't the worst thing anyone's stolen from me

[carmine patrol]

Yes

[carmine patrol]

;)

[ember dagger]

pickle jar under goth mommy's bed?

[ember dagger]

can't wait for a fully developed game by an AI

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/680043324094021683/1171052049362858004/IMG_4884.jpg?ex=655b4635&is=6548d135&hm=bdbdeb9327a16b62b6fe8ea013d490af691fafba20aeee1bb749679c699d1658&

wtf

i didn't mean to send that

there you go

[misty radish]

(repost i think lol)

[rich stratus]

Dont remind me i still have a host ACT 3 FINALE to end after all this time... only finished it not being host...

[woeful frost]

what do you call a black monk?

[steady bramble]

is he radioactive?

[open mist]

Idk I play gta all the time

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CzJqVm3Jkx8/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[ember dagger]

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CxOchwApShH/?igshid=MW81bnpsamxyOTB2eA==

[alpine terrace]

Yeahh me too

[brave trellis]

its okay GTAV sucks

[shrewd ledge]

There are already tons of fuck of them in steam but got removed for not reaching quality standards

[shrewd ledge]

That ain't MrBeast, that's a MrFairy

[hushed cave]

MrBreast

[ember dagger]

chicken breast?

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-bro-chicken-pinch-gif-14109769

idk what is this

[inland lake]

ai slop 💔

[inland lake]

this is me

[carmine patrol]

Bro, this is some hardcore compensation. Homegirl need a mf'ing ladder to get on that. She gone have to book a flight to the other side of the mattress. Little miss gets all her steps in just rolling to the other end. Girl so short she can go spread eagle and only take up a quarter the space.

[inland lake]

buy noita. play noita

[nimble berry]

Common L

[inland lake]

skill solution?!

[nimble berry]

What the hell kinda hitboxporn

[inland lake]

hitwhat

[nimble berry]

Hitbox

[inland lake]

do you play noita

[nimble berry]

The box on a charachter that gets hit

[inland lake]

i know

oourgh... i need to shir

gota go bye

[nimble berry]

When it's like pixel perfect it's hitbox porn

https://tenor.com/view/frozen-bye-ok-bye-princess-anna-gif-15604353

[ember dagger]

[shrewd ledge]

It's perfect

[novel veldt]

https://www.instagramez.com/reel/CzRUb3sMjZU/?igshid=eGk2eG9ucjUybTJ3 @coarse igloo

[coarse igloo]

thats a pretty cat

[vivid heath]

ty

[dark blaze]

yw

[celest pagoda]

Ye

[dark blaze]

thanks

[ember dagger]

evil mapapi

or whatever that french mf name is

[potent merlin]

this is horrible but hypnotizing

[rich stratus]

This is in GTAO

Im getting seccont ptsd

Have to do a cayo after

[ember dagger]

Thanks for sharing

[sacred mica]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937538764216094751/956325354618896454/Screen_Recording_20220322-204428_YouTube.mov

[lyric badge]

Take that, casings!

[brazen rain]

Shit post

Emoji

[velvet hornet]

Random spider on floor 5 deciding to eat the floor

[ember dagger]

I HATE YOU

you got me like a 1000 time

[inland lake]

@viscid sparrow Only approved posters can send links, images, and videos.
Please check the pinned messages for more information on how to gain approval to post.

[flint cipher]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[nimble berry]

No

No

NOOOOO

[pseudo galleon]

which one is 💀

[potent merlin]

Bro said 🦆

[brave trellis]

this didnt happen because dsp's webcam is not in the corner

[brave trellis]

fentanyl

[pseudo galleon]

nice

[fathom sand]

I stole it

[alpine terrace]

What's DSP??

[rancid acorn]

if your dealer says "🤑" then that's a cop

[inland lake]

"The words echoed in my head. Jason Schreier of all people, a reputed reporter, with men on the inside of every corporation on the planet, comes out and says that the next instalment of the GTA franchise is about to be announced. This week, no less.

I'm going to need a few more painkiller bottles if I was going to calm down"

[summer notch]

I can see the little YouTube picture icon

[ember dagger]

will this get me a new and very epic gaming pc?

where can i find that homeless man that give you pringles if you blew something up or something like that?

[inland lake]

well about that

[inland lake]

dark syde phil (?). a gaming youtuber that plays video games... uhhh... yeah he plays them

big rabbit hole

also known for... uuhh... "willying they wonka" live on stream

[hushed cave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coR3ayUHJTQ

[brave trellis]

jason schreier is a piece of shit

[inland lake]

whar?

im not big on gaming reporters whatd he do

[brave trellis]

Schrier used his platform to personally insult and harass vanillaware developers (including posting the lead developer's private conversation with him) over a completely nonsensical accusation of sexism in which he called anyone who thought the in game characters were fine (which was everyone except him) a pedophile

[nimble berry]

Literally the only one in journalism who has the stones to call out pieces of shit in the gaming industry

[mystic plank]

.

[brave trellis]

yep that's me

[nimble berry]

Wym

[onyx rivet]

I used to pray for times like this

[nimble berry]

For a trailer?

[carmine patrol]

Hey mang, I pray for a trailer still. Got shit to haul and always asking my buddy to borrow his makes me feel bad, yanno?

[potent merlin]

imagine its teaser trailer 😭

[nimble berry]

Tes6 got a trailer in 2018, no news for 5 years

A trailer means nothing

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-max-payne3-goddamnit-god-damnit-gif-21047161

[onyx rivet]

Anything official related to GTA VI, yes.

[carmine patrol]

Here's a massive leak/spoiler for GTA6- there's gonna be A LOT of senseless killing. Like, a stupid amount of violence- this game's guaranteed Pegi18

MINIMUM

[nimble berry]

I wish I was still that easy to please

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-touhou-fumo-fumo-touhou-yuyuko-fumo-gif-23291237

[cosmic ember]

Imagine if we had documented history this random about people 200 years ago

[cosmic ember]

I hear the annoying car edits

[nimble berry]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=srjLwgtcxYo

Little bigger than 9mm but

Timed excellently

[onyx rivet]

It’s still possible if you’re desperate enough :))

[nimble berry]

Nah. Cant be hype for stuff that was made under crunch. Weight of being aware of the industry's bro culture and caring

[onyx rivet]

True. I’m not really that desperate for the next GTA but I’m glad they at least mentioned the next installment after a year without any news lol

[nimble berry]

Idk where you got news of next installment

The trailer can contain absolutely no news

And just be a 60 second video of....literally anything

[ember dagger]

fr fr

[nimble berry]

All prerendered

Zero footage

[onyx rivet]

I mean I expect it to be a teaser and not a complete trailer

It can be whatever and people will still be hyped asf because it’s GTA

[ember dagger]

fr fr

[nimble berry]

I expect a slapped together cutscene from a game that says "shot on ps5" at the bottom, followed by a minute of half-second snippets of gameplay in a montage. Shots of action and locations and character profiles. There will be a one liner and a gag shot "whoopise" then back to the action. Outro will be some kind of proverb or Maxim, over whatever location the game is in, and then a flash of a main charachter before a title card

[rugged glade]

https://youtu.be/mcKtBqDleU0?si=wGsG0tyBr8qmOQ9O

[nimble berry]

Because that's the norm now

[vivid heath]

Im the exact opposite of hyped because it's GTA
Ain't been a good one since San andreas

Chinatown wars was ok

[ember dagger]

fr fr

[nimble berry]

Pinning so I can say I Told You So

To anyone

Not just you guys lol

[cosmic ember]

Accurate Naval lore

[onyx rivet]

Nah they def slapping some “why did I move here” typa thing in the beginning of the teaser

[nimble berry]

Depends on what game it is

[ember dagger]

fr fr

[nimble berry]

Gta5 for switch boutta drop

[onyx rivet]

Unstable 30fps experience 🔥

[rugged glade]

It’s been ten years

[nimble berry]

Can't wait

[rugged glade]

Haven’t they milked it enough already

[nimble berry]

Ask skyrim

[ember dagger]

no

[onyx rivet]

Switch only been out for 6 years tho man.. give them some time 😭

[rugged glade]

That cow giving powdered milk

At this point

[onyx rivet]

Sharkcard business is still booming 🔥🔥

The next update will def even be more disappointing than the one we got a couple of months ago 🤷🏻‍♂️

[rugged glade]

It’s been 5 years since RDR2 and that blows my mind

[onyx rivet]

Yet they dropped support for it almost 2 years ago because GTA Online is still their priority 🔥

[rugged glade]

And I took that personally

[onyx rivet]

I’m sorry

[rugged glade]

https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-jordan-peele-dont-be-sorry-be-better-keegan-michael-key-gif-23453132

😂😂

[rugged glade]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676349

[carmine patrol]

omg the memories of seeing one of these in ya boy's place

[stone swift]

picture is shit , apparently

[carmine patrol]

Honestly, I wanna get one of them, but remove the guts and put an OLED TV inside it

[stone swift]

that would be sweet

even as an experiment haha

[carmine patrol]

oh, yeah, the picture quality was trash. The outside edge was faded, and there were some lines but his old man kept it for whatever reason

I say "outside edge" but it was a pretty thick fade region

They threw it out when one of his brothers accidentally fell into it and caved the side in

[stone swift]

that'll do it

[carmine patrol]

the power of alcohol

This time shift has me fucked up, I thought it was 5 or 6 x.x

Nah. It ain't even 4

[vivid heath]

144p or 240p projector on a shit surface

Yeah

It was bad

[scarlet dune]

I’m Zachary Fowler, and that’s Chris Thorn. And this is the 30 day survival challenge, Texas. There’s only one rule: if you wanna eat, you gotta catch and cook it.

[carmine patrol]

Your name says that you're actually Christopher Warden Bankerlost Jr. How can you also be Zachary Fowler?

[scarlet dune]

No

I’m not Zack

Zachary Fowler

[crude fog]

A holiday time again, make me tell unuh this, holiday time a come

A party time again, get some trees and grabba

Get some ecstasy and get rum

[tender jackal]

he just looks sad

[potent merlin]

He went through a lot 😔

👍😁👍

[ember dagger]

[carmine patrol]

we commit a small amount of trolling

[ember dagger]

how many times do i have to have sex to build a full gaming setup?

(a very epic one)

[royal moat]

[ember dagger]

lmao

L

https://tenor.com/view/cat-milk-bowl-of-milk-cute-kitty-gif-17289852

[steady bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[ember dagger]

i like ramen

wait

why i can't send "s/ra/"

where's my noodle badge

[amber jackal]

[ember dagger]

what

[dark blaze]

nice

[ember dagger]

i was hacked didn't i

[dark blaze]

[ember dagger]

FUCK

lmfao

[amber jackal]

too late

[ember dagger]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dark blaze]

lmaoo

[livid olive]

Caught in 16k

[brazen rain]

Some say Sam Houser has issues with the money counting machine and the date may change

And that Sam's real name is Trevor

[stone swift]

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1172136251059613777/IMG_4884.jpg?ex=655f37f3&is=654cc2f3&hm=f48686744a81d09d893fc7fcee92d6f1e199bfad166c14762c9c6e37f293625e&

[lusty wadi]

im an fbi agent

[carmine patrol]

That sounds like something an FBI agent would say

Boys... we got him.

[abstract sigil]

Nobru apelao

[royal moat]

https://fxtwitter.com/chainshaw511/status/1589301723419799553?s=20

[ember dagger]

mad lad

[ember dagger]

[carmine patrol]

I'll buy it, but first, I need a demonstration.

[bright cedar]

But it’s single use, you gonna buy it once it’s used?

[carmine patrol]

If it works, hell yeah

[nimble berry]

I'm sure once ice enough to demonstrate if I should buy a product or not. I'm not picky about being the "first"

Well no its labeled single use

Hmmm

Guess you either take it or dont

[novel veldt]

I actually kinda like that lol

[brave trellis]

"femoids hate how little it takes for us to be happy" 🤓

[nimble berry]

Noone wants to talk about this man's carbon footprint and how much money he's saving on stuff to do whatever else

[verbal lake]

This is a professional trench hammer made by estman cast

Very good for hammering nails with an explosive surprise 😁

[coral raven]

i miss these days

[wind cloak]

@scarlet sphinx

[scarlet sphinx]

If it’s not a corsa

😂

[brazen rain]

Damp issues here

[ember dagger]

had to translate that word

bad decision

[summer notch]

Less is more and simple is better

[potent merlin]

Fr

[stone swift]

wawaweewa

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/wowawewa-borat-wowwawewaa-gif-15656274

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585822508788482068/1172539613546549319/C9A120CF-93BF-4EFC-ACA0-C87EE2C18D22.jpg?ex=6560af9c&is=654e3a9c&hm=7de0289b7bea5c0c60742d63dc8d88d1db331f8f0b871d48eaee5da9aa29d135&

[wraith geode]

thats a vibe tbh

[ember dagger]

fr fr

💯💯💯🙏

[carmine patrol]

Bro, Courage was a freaking GOAT. Scared as hell but still held it down

[alpine terrace]

Fr

[potent merlin]

@winter moon

[coral geyser]

Hello

[neon pasture]

@tepid meadow why did u block me

[nimble berry]

If they blocked you they cant see your pings lmao

[carmine patrol]

I wish that if you block someone, you don't see anything from them. Last I checked, it shows a message that you need to click to see what it says, but I'd rather not even seeing that

[hushed cave]

https://youtube.com/shorts/h4mlkLcwpAM?si=sKTEgsjePD5mDli-

[carmine patrol]

I find old people and weed to be kind of funny. On one side, there's the people going "weed is bad, it'll kill you!" Then the other side's going "stop being a bitch and pass the bowl"

[nimble berry]

'# blocked messages" helps with context

[honest bronze]

[hushed cave]

https://youtu.be/bWLWxxQbFPo?si=c4z6y5cd2vnUeM2o

[vivid heath]

I see
Ty

[timber storm]

QUESTION:

What's the most offensive username you can think of?

[carmine patrol]

ANSWER:

A username that offends many people.

ehhhhhhhh not necessarily offensive, just marking yourself as someone to be avoided due to unfavorable societal views

[timber storm]

It was supposed to be funny

and im not to be avoided im actually chill

[vivid heath]

Jokes are meant to be funny

[timber storm]

Im weird but chill

[timber storm]

I mean I guess it was a bit funny if you think about the randomness lol

[timber storm]

i dont get it lol

[hushed cave]

How

[timber storm]

I guess Man Go = Mango but its a watermelon so idk

[hushed cave]

Oh you're right

[neon pasture]

Damn, I've seen people do that, das why I tried it too

[misty void]

But you only need the light when it's burning low only miss the sun when it's start to snow only know you love her when you let her go and you let her go staring at the bottom of your glass hoping one day you'll make a dream last cause dream come slow and it's go so fast yo see her when you close your eyes maybe one day uu understand why ♥️♥️♥️

[hushed cave]

Try it again

[misty void]

THE HELL HAPPEN TO CAT

[ember dagger]

I like men

that's what you want?

[hushed cave]

[brave trellis]

they call it the xbox 360 because you should turn 360 degrees and walk away

[carmine patrol]

If you turn 360 degrees, you'd still be facing the Xbox

[ember dagger]

true

[brave trellis]

zoomer

[carmine patrol]

**millennial

[normal jewel]

Yes that is exactly the joke.

[azure zealot]

Damn

Thats a good one

You should remake the meme but with a mango instead of a watermelon

[urban echo]

I think the joke is that it's meant to be a mango but it's a watermelon because it's one of those stupid memes

Wait we can't make jokes about dead people here?

Aaw does that mean my accounts a no no

[verbal lake]

lebrongivingbacktoqommunity

[alpine terrace]

It should be Man-go
But I wonder why it's Melon-go

[alpine terrace]

HTML is not a programming language

[livid olive]

because the joke is that its wrong

[coral raven]

lol

[ember dagger]

best dream ever

[ember dagger]

[abstract sigil]

I love this dog so much

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1172908789209518221/unknown-80-2-1-1.png?ex=6562076e&is=654f926e&hm=328c048974438492c663ec41fe06d128027411d725ccd91f6318ffb6c22f7c62&

[hushed cave]

[steady bramble]

maybe because it is meant as men go?

[alpine terrace]

Imagine pasting the same meme in the same channel

Jerk

[alpine terrace]

If you carefully see the pic. You'll see the watermelon pic is actually added over the meme.
Look for the white background of watermelon, you'll see the boundaries

[ember dagger]

[carmine patrol]

Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

[ember dagger]

this is me fr fr fr fr fr

[neon pasture]

Too much to read

[ember dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079494971486375986/1171831436043624609/output.gif?ex=655e1c11&is=654ba711&hm=9aaa44860b6f438e6aefd91874d35f9be5e0407ace4700f0cbc688bfbbdba6b8&

[analog trench]

That’s to develop the game not buy probably be like 70 to 200£

[lyric badge]

At that price I'll need to wait for reviews tbh

[ember dagger]

70 to 200£ BILLIONS???!

i can't afford that

[ember dagger]

fr fr

[alpine terrace]

Lady bug?

[ember dagger]

i hope it's worth it

[ember dagger]

ni

no*

turtle

small one

[alpine terrace]

How about waiting for eternity to get a free copy of the game from epic games store?

[ember dagger]

you really want to wait more years?

[lyric badge]

Sisyphus except you're endlessly trying to get the Epic installer to work while everyone around you plays GTA VI

[ember dagger]

if it was some AC'S game I'll probably wait

(assassin's creed)

[lyric badge]

The ballsiest thing they could do is make Niko Bellic the kingpin you have to bring down