memes-and-shitposting

[dark blaze]

no

[potent merlin]

No

[dark blaze]

yes

[potent merlin]

Yes?

[dark blaze]

.... no? ......

[potent merlin]

No

[dark blaze]

I was agreeing to your no with a yes.

you know?

[potent merlin]

Yes…

[dark blaze]

🤝

[potent merlin]

🤝

Last words before my phone die:

[dark blaze]

pls let it be good

nothing??

ur just gonna leave me with nothing...

alright

😔

I expected better, maybe I was wrong to believe in you.

[storm heron]

No

[carmine patrol]

That was pretty 💯 of you

[coral moat]

Die

Ez

They died

[carmine patrol]

That reminds me of when Jev got flashbacks back to his famous flashbang rant

[cosmic panther]

https://youtu.be/e5jDspIC4hY?t=79 top 10 vsauce out of context moments

[drowsy gulch]

Just looked it up, its real

[lyric badge]

I prefer the album's original title FUCK MARRY KILL

[normal jewel]

Hey! I wear jeans and I suffer this affliction!

[lyric badge]

You will never know the pain of JNCO's

[whole sedge]

How can you hate dj khaled?

[ember dagger]

on that zaza.... 🍃

[whole sedge]

Yooo those eyes 😭

[plush mica]

Nuh uh

I havent finished emesis blue yet

[carmine patrol]

OK, fine. I'll use this cactus covered in salt and rubbing alcohol

[rare drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/754607880359116824/1124475224612679782/memex-1.gif

[silk elm]

Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles do you learn that violence is not always the answer

[misty radish]

that part of the jw movie was fire

[tender jackal]

but it is an option

[ember dagger]

[potent merlin]

I slept with your mom, sorry sonny

[dark blaze]

wow..

just wow.

[sage bluff]

Hi hi

Never thought this channel exist r

[north nest]

Idk who reported my account after I made that "I'm 11 so stfu joke" but discord disabled my account n I had to send them a photo of my ID to re-enable my account lmao

[sage bluff]

Lmaoooo

HWHAHA

imagine

[north nest]

Fr snitches these days man

[dark blaze]

skill issue

[north nest]

Fuck ya it is I got skill checked hard

[dark blaze]

lmaoo

[livid olive]

Yes discord has always done that because yes

[north nest]

I had a stroke reading that and fuckin died

[livid olive]

Ok i dont care because yes

[north nest]

Yes yes

[nimble berry]

I got mine locked and I ain't even made a joke

[lyric badge]

Man my fucking discord account is older than 13 y'knowattasaya

[nimble berry]

Lol

[ember dagger]

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777806362209157130/1059924816691482685/maxwell-1.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347254691966615552/1047514199229739088/spin.gif

[lyric badge]

So for some reason there's an option in starfield to improve GTAO

So if someone could bump that up off of low that'd be awesome

[potent merlin]

lol

We don’t have that on console 😔😔😔

We don’t have even that interface

😦

We can’t modify the graphics 😔

💀

[shrewd ledge]

What happens if you turned it up

[carmine patrol]

You suddenly find yourself in a solo lobby

[carmine patrol]

My questions is... How did she know he had a long one?

[trail turtle]

yo

wsp

how yall doing

[naive willow]

im doing me

[dark blaze]

no

[inland lake]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[trail turtle]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[vital imp]

https://tenor.com/view/gyat-gyaaat-luffy-luffy-geat-5-gyatt-luffy-gear-5-eyes-gif-5560938027777806210

[crimson tapir]

Is the cure to male loneliness thugging that shit out

[ebon pebble]

wait what💀

[wispy stag]

yes

[potent merlin]

[quartz sigil]

how many f's

[potent merlin]

2 fs and an E

[inland lake]

the wunk shaker

[ember dagger]

i want boobies now

[carmine patrol]

I will happily adopt one of those fluffy jellybeans. Give me the tiny void panther

[silk elm]

@full knoll

[cerulean flicker]

hear her do what

[prime breach]

PSA: If you can hardly take care of one (due to whatever reasons), then spay and neuter your pets, people

[ember dagger]

mario cart

[drowsy gulch]

Bro Im not even 30 and that shit scares me

[uncut falcon]

Ikr Why do people pay for that??

[drowsy gulch]

BRO THEY PAY FOR THAT?

[uncut falcon]

Bruv that’s why she keeps doing it

What else would the purpose be

[drowsy gulch]

Insert monkeys with typewriters and an infinite amount of time joke

[celest pagoda]

Insert potato

Potato is good

[drowsy gulch]

This is a reference to Shakespeare (not really) who is currently spinning in his grave at the speed of sound

[dark blaze]

don't got one of those, but I do have...

nugget

[drowsy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-gif-13004565

[dark blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-nuggets-pics-art-chicken-chicken-nugget-yeah-gif-16426997

[drowsy gulch]

Numgies

[alpine terrace]

Mah Man just spammed millions of vids

[steady bramble]

BBLLLEAAACHHH

https://tenor.com/view/unsee-no-cannot-cant-gif-7713014

[steady bramble]

when the fortnite playing 9 year olds try to rocket jump like in tf2

[drowsy gulch]

May I inquire the song name?

[shy flare]

What’s up?

[shy flare]

nothing much hbu?

[shy flare]

I’m good are you loading in?

[shy flare]

yeah

[pale tiger]

Is that dude you were talking to ok?

[shy flare]

I’m sorry for talking to myself

[shy flare]

I haven’t slept in days

I’m dying lmao 💀

[novel veldt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LgaRzT7p8

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934062419733536768/1149029639147245690/vulnerable.jpg

😎

[drowsy gulch]

Thank you very much

[potent merlin]

Relatable

[cosmic panther]

you need to work on the format

[abstract sigil]

oyu'er*

[celest pagoda]

Do my homework

[potent merlin]

Yo

wsg

[silk elm]

Lmao it looks fine on mobile

Dw tho

Ill fix it

[cosmic panther]

that's a wide mobile

must be a foldable

[ember dagger]

Yes mommy

[prime breach]

That's my line

[celest pagoda]

Shaking my smh

[prime breach]

[dark blaze]

what the fuck is that emote LMAO

[gusty lantern]

Ayo someone ping me some memes I can fight back with, I got a meme stealer to deal with (specifically JoJo)

[lyric badge]

Here check this channel there's memes in there #memes-and-shitposting

[brave trellis]

uh i think thats the channel where everyone debates eachother about politics

[lyric badge]

If you scroll up far enough some people posted memes there at one point

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[peak yacht]

based

[dark blaze]

was it automod??

[vivid heath]

Almost done walking home from work
Shitting rn

[tropic swan]

it is exactly within character that typing anything else causes you to get muted

[dark blaze]

Ohh

that makes that copy pasta even more cool

[potent merlin]

what he mean

[dark blaze]

he mean big shitpost in pinned comments is a trap if you post it with more added onto it.

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[potent merlin]

so you can't add aellts....

astger

alasy

a letter...

[dark blaze]

Ckrrevt

Correckt

Correct

[carmine patrol]

r/ihadastroke

[potent merlin]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting 🤓👆

[normal jewel]

But this is #memes-and-shitposting

[carmine patrol]

That's it. I've had it with you shit >:|

bullpups your refrigerator

[cobalt peak]

Nuh uh

bullpups you

[cobalt peak]

https://tenor.com/view/pit-stop-guido-cars-gif-22213865

[brave trellis]

please complain more about slow pits at 24 hours of le mans

[cobalt peak]

Can’t

I am not interested in car racing

[inland lake]

#penis-and-gumposting

[normal bolt]

😨⁉️

[inland lake]

you wouldnt get it

[craggy mountain]

biden just like me fr

[carmine patrol]

It's hot, ice cream is right there, I agree- go get some ice cream

[dark blaze]

1

2

3

[celest pagoda]

4

7

[dark blaze]

7?!

[celest pagoda]

[lyric badge]

I was thinking about going into a room where someone had counting that was up to like 11,000, do a couple numbers, then come back a couple weeks later and delete the post

[cosmic panther]

if cancer is not nice, then why is the emoji for cancer nice

[celest pagoda]

Wha

[cosmic panther]

try typing it

[celest pagoda]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now it all makes sense

[dark blaze]

im dumb

[rose vault]

♋️

[cosmic panther]

never in my life have i expected to find sg0 memes on the internet

[potent merlin]

🤮

[dark blaze]

iwgqkahevev

yes

[dark blaze]

oh lord.

[sacred mica]

“Don’t be sad that it’s over, smile because it happened.”

[drowsy gulch]

Man, halo sure was something

[sacred mica]

It sure was 😦

[drowsy gulch]

I remember driving

The vehicles in halo 3 are my favorite vehicles ever made handling wiss

Might be nostalgia talking, but It felt so goddamn smooth

[sacred mica]

Halo 3 and Halo reach were god tier, man would give anything to turn back time

[drowsy gulch]

Hey MCC is fucking great

[drowsy gulch]

I just wish they kept going in the covenant civil war direction instead of „hurr durr space robots“

[sacred mica]

Same 343 messed up big time on that one.

[drowsy gulch]

343 to be honest should have made it a spinoff series

If they introduced this new threat as something both sides fought against

With more enemy variety. That would have been fired

Also, obligatory elite meme

https://youtu.be/TL6LdQU_Uu4?si=5uPR1ivXD9qCP1EW

[cloud dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/emesis-blue-tf2-team-fortress2-falling-down-tf2engineer-gif-27606611

Do it.

@mossy shore
#gta-online message

[prime breach]

[dark blaze]

slurring his words

[minor comet]

Orang

Wait how do I become an approved poster

[dark blaze]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[dark blaze]

[minor comet]

Oh ok

Thanks

[dark blaze]

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[dark blaze]

You need to dm ModMail to request it.

lol

[minor comet]

Yeah I saw now

Im dum

[dark blaze]

all good

[nimble berry]

Truly a inspiration.

[grand pike]

mb pimp

[potent merlin]

I've seen a change in my behavior it's a joyful change, I've become, silly

[carmine patrol]

Ok, but, like... half the human population is a "bigger fish" when standing next to Kevin Hart.

[potent merlin]

uwu 💀?

[potent merlin]

Shaq is big as fuck

[dark blaze]

I've seen these clips, they're hilarious.

[potent merlin]

I never realize that

[potent merlin]

Ya

Cod open mic is god

[dark blaze]

maybe the best thing they've added.

[potent merlin]

Yea

[dark blaze]

especially in warzone its funny

[potent merlin]

“Oh baby when you talk like that 🎶”

[dark blaze]

loll

You seen thay guy that sings?

that*

[potent merlin]

“You make a woman go mad 🎶”

[dark blaze]

I can't remember his name but he gets alotta views on his vids

[potent merlin]

Yea

[potent merlin]

Just put “Oh baby when you talk like that 🎶” Warzone

Without the emoji

[dark blaze]

oki 2 mins

[potent merlin]

I think you can find him like that

I find him

@dark blaze

[dark blaze]

I couldn't find it

[potent merlin]

What his user?

Want*

[dark blaze]

yessur

[potent merlin]

@xenossll

[dark blaze]

YES

thank you

[potent merlin]

Or @aarontheloco he also do that sometimes

[dark blaze]

glad he's still uploading

[potent merlin]

Np

[dark blaze]

I'll check him out

[dark blaze]

LOL

[onyx wharf]

lol I clicked on this wanting to know more.

[drowsy gulch]

https://youtu.be/NpbU26WxSt8?si=ncaLl-sYUdFHyQNX

[vivid heath]

yawn

where is big chungus

[coral moat]

Shittin

[potent merlin]

Hi

[dark blaze]

no

[alpine terrace]

oh

[vale stag]

Oh

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/big-chungus-gif-25288755

[carmine patrol]

When everyone else in the lobby is on 0% brain power (or is also a troll), since you can only see red names if you're an imposter

[potent merlin]

Then joking with him

[carmine patrol]

absolutely 💯

[cloud dawn]

That's just Suzuka for Indycars, without the figure-8.

[potent merlin]

I hate when I can’t download a TikTok 😡

[carmine patrol]

Bro, just download the tiktok

duh.

[ember dagger]

Let's have sex!

[ebon pebble]

W rizz

[balmy path]

Ok!!!! 👍👍👍

[balmy path]

r/iam14andthisisdeep

The fact she said tiktok better makes it even more funnier

[ember dagger]

"they don't know me son"

[balmy path]

THEY DONT KNOW ME SON

WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS

ME

[ember dagger]

WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE BOATS

ME

[balmy path]

ME

[ember dagger]

STAY HARD

[balmy path]

STAY HARD

I LOST 100+ POUNDS IN THREE MONTHS

I USED TO WORK AT A JOB CALLED ECOLAB

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/pull-ups-exercise-gif-14352325

[sinful dune]

[minor comet]

No Raiju?

[dark blaze]

no raiju

[carmine patrol]

Not slytherin. Not slytherin. Not slytherin.

[minor comet]

Me when I go into vtol with a raiju during an oppressor mk2 fight

[balmy path]

Fr

Thats a talent

[ember dagger]

heist [sup] is typing....

[dark blaze]

I'm also waiting

this better be a good shitpost / meme

[ember dagger]

fr

[lyric badge]

Guys I need your help. I really like this girl and I think she's the one. I even told her that, and she said she feels the same way. But then she said I need to send her all my banking information or she doesn't want to talk to me any more because that means I don't trust her. I'm really conflicted because our connection is so special and I know she'd never do anything to betray my trust. But I noticed the only questions she seems to ask me are security questions my bank uses to confirm my identity. What should I do, I don't want to lose her

[dark blaze]

is she cute?

[lyric badge]

We haven't met in person yet but her pictures are beautiful

[dark blaze]

Go for it

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-knew-it-community-troy-donaldg-glover-gif-7280994

I feel like with some work that could be a pretty good copypasta

It's about capturing the voice of the desperate simp who just wants it to be true so bad

[ember dagger]

Guys I need your help. I really like this girl and I think she's the one. I even told her that, and she said she feels the same way. But then she said I need to send her all my banking information or she doesn't want to talk to me any more because that means I don't trust her. I'm really conflicted because our connection is so special and I know she'd never do anything to betray my trust. But I noticed the only questions she seems to ask me are security questions my bank uses to confirm my identity. What should I do, I don't want to lose her

🙏💯

[lyric badge]

Do it true love conquers all!

[carmine patrol]

Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

[celest pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monke-neuron-activation-neuron-activation-gif-20850506

[mental pond]

https://i.imgur.com/YPzCQN2.png

new gta car leaked

[balmy path]

So sexy

[potent merlin]

the graphic looks 🔥 too

[ember dagger]

And you can buy it for only 3mil!!

so cheap!!!

literally me

[celest pagoda]

Mmmmmm

[ancient shadow]

LMFAOOO

@lyric badge yo this vid got the n ward

the post above my messages

[balmy path]

Its negawatt with pronounciation messed up

Its not it

Bro did it actually get taken down

Who posted it

[ancient shadow]

idk

@delicate sail

this guy

[balmy path]

Bro got the experience

[ancient shadow]

btw bro

u sikh?

panjabi?

[balmy path]

Yes

[ancient shadow]

Oye paaji

[rancid acorn]

(doubt)

[balmy path]

Its an already weird word

[lyric badge]

Also who gives a fuck, it was obviously posted to sound like the slur

[balmy path]

Oh yeah that we can agree

[lyric badge]

So yeah I'm not playing the game of pretending it was something else. They posted it for the slur and that's why it was removed

[balmy path]

Yeah so that was right

[north nest]

This skinwalker isnt fooling anybody

[nimble berry]

Pffft

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-chip-eat-some-eat-some-chocolate-chocolate-chip-gif-23651018

[minor comet]

When you use a female character to do an outfit glitch

[potent merlin]

Was this an actual thing before

[carmine patrol]

No, it's one of pancake's copypasta shitposts- it was never serious

[potent merlin]

Is pancake still around

[carmine patrol]

I dunno, tag them and ask if they're still around?

[unkempt cove]

Man got chatted up by Locc Jaw

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner-scrolling-gif-23683039

he's so me!!!!11!1!1!

[ember dagger]

is this a new trend or something?

[ember dagger]

"so what do you do for a living?"
"cry all night because of how lonely I'm lol"
"..."

[carmine patrol]

therapist begins scribbling on a notepad

[ember dagger]

like why tf do i feel sad when i don't jerk off for 3 days?

especially when i see hot woman

[cerulean flicker]

that doesn't make you happy, its the opposite

[ember dagger]

yeah

[cerulean flicker]

hit the gym instead

lol

[ember dagger]

already doing that lol

[cerulean flicker]

damn

[carmine patrol]

Granted that was probably a shitpost...

"finishing" when you jerk off releases dopamine, the same chemical released when you eat, exercise, hunt, get kills in FPS games, etc... For those who "crank the hog" more often, you have a higher tolerance for dopamine, and suddenly not "polishing your barrel" for a prolonged period creates a deficit of dopamine, assuming that's your only or primary source, producing a depressed or worn-down feeling.

The actual mechanics behind it is more complex, but that's the laymen's explanation

[ember dagger]

so what I must find other sources?

omg

[carmine patrol]

You can, yes.

Being in the sun can improve your mood, exploring areas, completing puzzles, body building- literally anything that creates a challenge can produce dopamine. Dopamine is related to risk/reward, the greater the risk, the higher the rush- which is why first time sky divers are pretty euphoric compared to veterans.

Perhaps try pursuing a mate. The dopamine rush upon success will be better than any barrel polishing

[ember dagger]

interesting

[potent merlin]

I am email 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥

[ember dagger]

is that why i got so happy when i worked out under the sun when it was 45c° outside?

higher risk

[carmine patrol]

Possibly. Might also be the ability to flex that you were outside in 113F heat

[ember dagger]

exactly

i should do that more

before the winter

[carmine patrol]

be sure to drink plenty of clear liquids and electrolytes while performing activities in excessive heat o.o

[ember dagger]

i literally don't have anything other than my water bottle lol

and i work out in my home and i only have two 6kg dumbbells lol

[delicate sail]

In the leaves, in the fall
In the yard with your dog, till the winter came
I smoke with you, cuz you've taught me to
To pass the time, in your living room
And I want it with you, so you'll show me
How you do find, me amusing, amusing
Before your shift

[mystic wharf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/362836125754195969/1149820468342304889/Screenshot_20230908-150901.png

[mystic wharf]

The Home Depot employee when I ask him if it’s an edible plant

[mental pond]

The Home Depot employee when I smack that back of dirt

[dark blaze]

LMAOO

I saw that 😭

[dark blaze]

you know she was impressed

[potent merlin]

wow

[stone swift]

https://tenor.com/view/коткат-кот-кит-тварина-ахха-gif-26478588

[celest pagoda]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/hMDPcNHUnx11muv4XlnRaqRPsii6HnjKU38gNXRglLQ/https/media.tenor.com/LL_EW9fHwlUAAAPo/frog-kick-flip.mp4

[tawdry agate]

valid

[misty radish]

bro..

[misty radish]

bro..

[potent merlin]

😔

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-crying-walter-dying-gif-20964719

[short lintel]

The Weeknd might sing this at his concert🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

[carmine patrol]

When you need to add extra words to an essay

[short lintel]

Ong

[ember dagger]

lol

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/nyn-nazrin-touhou-gif-25322507

[ember dagger]

Zaza... 🍃

[carmine patrol]

I'm not judging... but what the f-

[sullen hemlock]

I love penguins

[ember dagger]

why blwody lwvely? why not just bloody lovely?

[potent merlin]

best tea ever make 🥰

[north nest]

i blacked out on alcohol last night n my mom told me i was running my ps4 under the tap for like 20 mins, what does that mean? will rice fix my ps4? also alcohol is a bitch for that

[lyric badge]

the good news is it's probably dust free now

[north nest]

wont be running so loud now. matter of fact it wont run at all anymore!

[north nest]

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

everyday when i count my blessing one of those blessing is that i dont like country music

[potent merlin]

?

[novel veldt]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/@joseph_dehler/video/7266203933138488622?_t=8fYSH5nLYxh&_r=1

[dark blaze]

crazy because this is real

[north nest]

makes sense

[potent merlin]

“Hey guys vsauce Michael here, have you ever wanted to create a pipe bomb with materials from under your sink? Here is 6 things you need to get started with this project”

[dark blaze]

L @hot coral

[hot coral]

bruh

[dark blaze]

[hot coral]

so rude

[dark blaze]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[dark blaze]

[hot coral]

Ah yes I’m totally lvl -25

[dark blaze]

[vivid heath]

Community

[ember dagger]

com

[dark blaze]

[ember dagger]

[whole dust]

🔥

[carmine patrol]

commy

[dark blaze]

lol

[ember dagger]

why don't government just build gold farm already? lol
shit is expensive for no reason lol

[dark blaze]

iwgqiqjvjwv2gaujwbw k2u2i2uuqij yes no maybe

[vale stag]

Jshdhdhdjdnsm maybe

[dark blaze]

????

[dark blaze]

I don't understand this nonsense

HELP ME understand

[vale stag]

It's my brains error code :)

[dark blaze]

smort

[alpine terrace]

[lyric badge]

If facebook asks just write back:

DEAR INTERNET

HELLO PLEASE EMAIL TO TELL THEM TO SAY I WAS BORN IN 1925 AND MY PRINTER ISN'T WORKING

PRINTER
NEW PRINTER
PRINTER BROKEN

[dark blaze]

tbh I'm laughing and I don't get it at all.

I'm so outta touch

[lyric badge]

The idea is a person from 1925 would be so old they'd write in all caps and make no sense

So by responding that way they'd be like ok they probably are from 1925

[dark blaze]

Ohhh I see i get now lol

[ember dagger]

you're so out of touch just like me 💯🙏

[dark blaze]

[abstract sigil]

These graphics look so real

[carmine patrol]

are you telling me that wasn't IRL?

[tawdry pagoda]

Spider🌶️

[cloud dawn]

But are you also out of time?

[cosmic panther]

​

[carmine patrol]

COMBO BREAKER

[cerulean flicker]

[vale stag]

[potent merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/960802534728036394.webp?size=16&quality=lossless

[lyric badge]

Huge landmasses, much larger than the US, are covered by more than a mile of frozen ice on average.

[azure zealot]

Bigger icebergs also have ice outside

That ice is what makes the sea level higher

[lyric badge]

Ice on land isn't in the water

[azure zealot]

I never talked about land

[lyric badge]

Right, I did

[azure zealot]

How about i land dn on your face huh

HUH

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-funny-katcontii-hilarious-nice-joke-youre-making-me-laugh-gif-21075964

[maiden herald]

MegaNega

That's MegaNega

[potent merlin]

How rude 😠

[steady bramble]

they must have been quite confused as a tire just came in at high speeds

[potent merlin]

yes like look how rude the tire come in without knock first

[civic monolith]

can i copypasta my way to level 5 using #memes-and-shitposting channel :3c

[cobalt peak]

its going to take a while

[brave trellis]

I thought this was alaska and this was a shitpost

[civic monolith]

cute pfp >w<

[brave trellis]

dawg wtf

thanksiessssss :3

[potent merlin]

Sike

[fleet oriole]

please troll

[vital imp]

You don't get bored of sending this

do you

[dark blaze]

lol

[ember dagger]

B6303 = Balls6303

i want boobies NOW

[warped stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-literally-me-drive-gif-25718768

[crude fog]

I love how you don’t send messages outside of this channel

Bros dedication to the cause is real

[nimble berry]

I was that way too

Before I became associate

[potent merlin]

Whats associate ?

And what’s is their labor?

[crude fog]

#information message

[potent merlin]

Oh nice

[dark blaze]

labor

[crude fog]

labour

[dark blaze]

amazing shitpost

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/british-gif-26077384

[dark blaze]

[ember dagger]

this channel gave me all kinds of happiness except one

sex

[potent merlin]

[carmine patrol]

pffffff broham gave up after 1 second xD

[ember dagger]

mod get his ass

and blow up his house NOW

[dark blaze]

[ember dagger]

[potent merlin]

Poor guy:(

Someone on the comments says: Most Normal nyc subway

[dark blaze]

bread

bred

bwead

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/rilakkuma-brown-bear-brown-bear-cute-gif-25864037

[dark blaze]

shitpost

[dark blaze]

I mean rn? I'm just not feeling it.

[dark blaze]

You just asked!

give it time

[crimson tapir]

Hypnotizing takes a few attempts

[dark blaze]

lol

[mental pond]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/f0hrAMuro-Uuu2PjMhI5u1Oxw70LbL-pY3R6gyOa9YI/https/ddinstagram.com/grid/CrmKe9Junkk?width=753&height=739

[dark blaze]

oh my god

[storm heron]

🦅

[carmine patrol]

I feel like someone should have said something when they were greenlighting that

[dark blaze]

[steady bramble]

when the gta lobby and the mil base

[vale grove]

Ukraines current situation

[lyric pilot]

[cobalt peak]

naruto clones

[shrewd ledge]

Aircraft meet

[inland lake]

playing gta online:

[potent merlin]

a casual day in public session 😭

[carmine patrol]

and that's why I make a private public session (xbox)

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628354321209229324/1150502943590711447/FB_IMG_1671286439703.jpg

[hasty bridge]

Literally me

[lyric badge]

I swear I've heard this argument in here

[ember dagger]

if i came from my mom, then why my mom is still here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628354321209229324/1148272816555298889/IMG_4103.png

[lyric badge]

become ungovernable

[cobalt peak]

Yes but when he says a slur and gets banned off of his favorite server, he goes ape shit

[normal jewel]

Jermanating.

[ember dagger]

this can't be real

"HE'S NOT DEAD"
Shakes butt left and right

[echo rock]

Bro failed 3 times trying to put shakes butt left and right into italics

2 times really but my point still stands

[ember dagger]

lmfao

i forgot

[echo rock]

he forgor 💀

[ember dagger]

sex?

[echo rock]

[ember dagger]

damn

alright

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038901257747832884/1150800760561483776/IMG_0947.jpg

[potent merlin]

Rare tick tock funny

[zenith wedge]

🇦🇱

[carmine patrol]

grabs both pills, crushes them up, and snorts it

[dark blaze]

lol

[crimson timber]

Bruh

So much effort to post memes

[dark blaze]

shit

posting

[steady bramble]

it ain't useless if it's interesting

[alpine terrace]

After the trial, u gotta purchase the boyfriend pack

[granite scarab]

Banned airborne9962#0 (Case #215884) (user notified with a direct message)

[crude fog]

That’s tuff

[vivid heath]

t

[ember dagger]

who's tuff

his name is airborne9962

and you said that's tuff

who's tuff

The witcher

[drowsy gulch]

Anybody know the second song?

[potent merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44UaY-AN6ho&ab_channel=Narvent

[drowsy gulch]

Thanks!

[novel veldt]

https://twittpr.com/UnusualVideos/status/1700929629920608566

[carmine patrol]

@ember dagger what did Netflix do?

[potent merlin]

[agile compass]

The other day somebody I don't know walked up to me in person and said: "hey man, you Amish?"

I responded after a few seconds: "nah. I'm Beemish."

They just stared for a bit and walked away.

[dark blaze]

okau

will do

thanks for the heads up

[fleet oriole]

Can I have some head

[cerulean flicker]

[dark blaze]

[ember dagger]

alot lol but they ruined my favorite show, The Witcher

[ember dagger]

omg he's so meeeee! 1!1!1!1! jksjskshkshxjso

[mystic wharf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874723763093114902/1150894910594093156/9e282b5kqinb1.png

[ember dagger]

where can i find the pisspost channel?

[cerulean flicker]

#Unknown

damn it didn't work

[ember dagger]

ig that's why I'm dying

[potent merlin]

They are the team rocket 😭

https://tenor.com/view/team-rocket-pokemon-jesse-and-james-double-trouble-gif-5735011

[zenith wedge]

.

[brave trellis]

i like oiled up old men shaking their booty cheeks

[carmine patrol]

The 11 herbs & spices:

• All-Purpose Flour
• Corn Starch
• Potato Starch
• A piece of human hair
• Hopes
• Prayers
• Spit
• Self rising flour
• 1tsp salt from underpaid worker's tears per 10lbs of flour
• 1 grain of ground black pepper per 30lbs of flour (2 grains for spicy recipe
• Powdered milk

[potent merlin]

"lemme tell you something man" *rubs head

[dark blaze]

@vale stag You gotta dm ModMail to request rhe role.

"Approved Shitposter"

[vale stag]

Ohh

Ok

[dark blaze]

[regal bison]

British people when they disagree with someone (they can’t use guns)

[tawdry pagoda]

: )

[vale stag]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvaPPQtxI9T/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

ocyeanic.xluv

Weeehii😌✨

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[lyric badge]

This is my home town aesthetic

[potent merlin]

is that a legit gurl?

[rare drift]

?

[dark blaze]

?

[potent merlin]

?

[craggy mountain]

?

[rare drift]

you know women can be bald right

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/404307304524283907/1058051742375346216/cat-staring.gif

[crude fog]

¿

[carmine patrol]

No, they're asking if that's a real girl. Like, they never seen one. So they wanna know if it's legit like the ones they read about, or if it's just a really pretty guy

[rare drift]

could be a t woman too?

[carmine patrol]

Pffff that's one of the dumbest words to put through a filter

[rare drift]

yeah ik right

too "political" ig

[carmine patrol]

I find it ironic that the server for a rated M game where you play as 3 criminals has the absolute tightest and dumbest restrictions

[rare drift]

probably bc a bunch of kids play it

[carmine patrol]

Those kids can cry as I shoot them off their flying bikes

[rare drift]

especially if theyre big ots

[celest pagoda]

Reallllllllllll

[bold solstice]

Has to comply with discord partner rules and regulations

[pseudo galleon]

it's Danny devito guys

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-danny-nope-danny-no-gif-23264539

[pseudo galleon]

lmoa

[steady bramble]

I hate Iceland! I hate Iceland!

[cosmic ember]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw4b047NNTw/?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg==

Me when climate protesters block me after an 11 hour shift in the city

ipostcrashes

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[cloud dawn]

IKEA
Coming to theatres in 2026

[grizzled cedar]

Got bored:

[steady bramble]

It would appear that in this situation it would be the most funny to use the weapon that is a rocket propelled grenade launcher and aim it at one of the stuck cars creating a chain reaction explosion that would do a lot of damage and it would be satisifying watching the chain reaction.

[ember dagger]

can i still get a hot goth gf nowadays?

i mean like

without them having a penis

[cerulean flicker]

[ember dagger]

damn

[brave trellis]

this is now björk chat by chatting here you implicitly acknowledge björk is a great artist who is and was ahead of her time

[potent merlin]

i wonder whats inside

[cerulean flicker]

hey honey

haven't said that in a while

[cerulean flicker]

[lyric badge]

Oh I'm a fan

[misty radish]

this been posted yet?

[mossy iron]

📮

[burnt skiff]

It still possible but it's rare

Because most of them are dude

And shitpile of society

[potent merlin]

Tutorial how to do the weird shut with your ass:

Btw here’s a very important tip that how to trick a monkey (they are so dangerous just in case you find one):

[crimson tapir]

Tf did we do

[potent merlin]

Wait

There’s people from Iceland!?

[crimson tapir]

Yeah it's me and this one other guy

[potent merlin]

Oh that’s nice

[crimson tapir]

No i hate him mighg get rid of him. Who's gona stop me

[potent merlin]

NO ONE

[ember dagger]

thanks, now I'm horny while trying to quit p*rn

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sad-blade-runner-gif-27204562

[dark blaze]

[neat cedar]

Ayo Fry been hitting those gains 👀

[ember dagger]

look at this cool crow

[potent merlin]

That not nice! To said to a 3 months birth person

[lyric pilot]

[crimson tapir]

You know that sleep is hitting when you wake up drenched in sweat

[fleet oriole]

Dam

[ember dagger]

sweat?

lol

you surely didn't wake up drenched in white sauce before

[languid dirge]

Oh 😞

[wind cloak]

@rough zodiac

[west fulcrum]

Ok

[lyric pilot]

Ok

[still solar]

You mean cum

[rough zodiac]

@wind cloak

[vital imp]

@potent merlin where sturdy video

[vital imp]

thanks

[vital imp]

syndrome may be down but the game is up 🔥

[crimson tapir]

Im confused i spelled it correctly

[cobalt peak]

No he is talking if you were actually having a wet dream

[crimson tapir]

I don't even remember the dream

[cobalt peak]

Guh

[ember dagger]

dude why i can't have these kind of dreams anymore

lonely even in my dreams lol

the thing is, i don't have any kind of dreams i just put my head on the pillow - black - wake up, just like video games

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-sad-ryan-gosling-cry-la-la-land-lalaland-gif-981028207627394937

[ember dagger]

[steady bramble]

too little sleep?

[wind cloak]

@rough zodiac

[rough zodiac]

yes?

[ruby prawn]

ruby or sapphire, the choice that changed my life

ended up getting emerald because only a sith deals in absolutes

[normal jewel]

You keep posting this but I don’t know who this even is.

[full cargo]

XD

[ember dagger]

nope, 8 long hours

[terse roost]

damn

[dark blaze]

lol

[ember dagger]

"mind your own business"
brooooo i don't even have a business

i have balls though

should i mind my own balls?

[dark blaze]

yes.

[potent merlin]

I think she didn’t pray…

[potent merlin]

Mmh

How is that the last video 😭?

It was like 3 hours ago

Let me send another one

[lyric badge]

Holy shit I'm gonna win this thing

[potent merlin]

Wrong video

And I send it again…

FINALLY

[dark blaze]

oh lord!

[potent merlin]

They’re recycle 😔😔

[wraith geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/339274772896546819/1151691949250711663/memes.mov

[nimble berry]

@potent merlin you know, assaulting my eyes isn't a crime. Thankfully however, you can be changed with "no posting school shooting memes" the price is 1 shitposing liscence

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-dog-straw-gif-22095372

[nimble berry]

Hotdogs straw?

HOTDOG STRAW

[vivid heath]

mmm pilk

[nimble berry]

Kilk

Ketchup

[fleet oriole]

what the funnies video you can find

[rough zodiac]

"But Sir, I'm only 8."

[ember dagger]

i know that i said i don't normally have dreams but i swear this is what i saw today in my dream:
i walked to a big muscle tomboy mommy while she was working out, and i was gonna tell her how beautiful cute she is and i did that, and right after that i said to her i wanna kill myself but i wanna do it in style?!, "can you crush my skull while using your thigh?", and i told her i can write or record a video proofs that she's Innocent and i told her to do it, then that bad bitch started FLIRTING WITH ME then we got out of the gym, went to her place, and started cooking together WTF
then i woke up

[ember dagger]

I'm not sure if pedo jokes are allowed

[hasty bridge]

My last dream was that I have a gf and I went to the store with her

A week ago, a girl transferred to my class from another school, she's pretty cute, and today I almost bumped into her, but Idk to how determine whether I really like her or it seems to me

[ember dagger]

go to her and say "let's have sex!!"

big boobs in a cage

[hasty bridge]

I'm trying to find an excuse to start a conversation with her😭

[rough zodiac]

meh, i dont think mods check this channel

[ember dagger]

broooo that's so untrue

mod get his ass NOW

[ember dagger]

tell her "damn girl are you a bank? because i wanna deposit my-" nvm

[ember dagger]

where's quit coding?

[drowsy gulch]

Just listen to her when she talks with you

[ember dagger]

bro is not even talking to her

[alpine terrace]

That doesn't give power bruh

[ember dagger]

damn