memes-and-shitposting

[silk elm]

Be still and

Give up your spirits

WOAH

Uhh mods?

[meager arch]

They don't belong to you

[silk elm]

I believe for most of you there is peace , and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears

[meager arch]

Although for one of you

THE DARKEST PIT OF HELL HAS OPENED TO SWALLOW YOU WHOLE

[silk elm]

So dont keep the devil waiting , old friend

My daughter , if you can hear me

I knew you would return as well

Its in your nature to protect the innoceny

[meager arch]

I'm sorry that on that day

[silk elm]

The day you were shut out and left to die

[meager arch]

No one was there to lift you up in their arms

[silk elm]

Shuddup

[meager arch]

The way you lifted others into yours

[silk elm]

And then what became of you

I knew you wouldnt be conteng to dissappear

Not my daughter

I couldnt save you then

[meager arch]

It's time to rest

[silk elm]

So let me save you now

For you

[meager arch]

And those who you've carried in your arms

[silk elm]

I am remaining as well. I am nearby

This place will not be remembered

And the memory that started all of this can finally begin to fade away

[meager arch]

motherfucker I just realized

[silk elm]

As the agony of every tragedy should

[meager arch]

you're copying

[silk elm]

Nah

[meager arch]

I'm doing this from memory

[silk elm]

Got it memorized

[meager arch]

nah you type it inmediately

cheater

[silk elm]

Fine

Want me to type it?

Ill tyoe jt

[meager arch]

nah

actually this part was way before

we did it wrong

[silk elm]

Fuck

[meager arch]

the daughter part is the last one

This ends.

[silk elm]

Yeah

Shit

[meager arch]

For all of us.

End of communication.

[silk elm]

Beep

[meager arch]

LMAO

bro did the beep

[silk elm]

Bro

If you dont know what we're doing

Dont butt in

Please*

[meager arch]

I always thought it said "I believe there's peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears"

didn't know it was warm

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[crude fog]

❄️

[silk elm]

Bro

Its a depiction of someone killing themselves

[crude fog]

And this here —————> ❄️

Is a snowflake

[silk elm]

Yes

Indeed

Thats a beautiful snowflake you've got there

But not my point

[vast ginkgo]

[lyric badge]

Luris, is that you?

[delicate sail]

!modmail

[stray iris]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @wanton apex

Requested by: @delicate sail

[torn iron]

Yooo

[mental pond]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8USdDvUPPac?feature=share

Murdy really be

[nimble berry]

@azure zealot @blazing lotus @mental pond

10 emotes done right

[mental pond]

send 50

[azure zealot]

Send 6825

[mental pond]

send 70 without getting muted and ill call u mommy

exodia

[blazing lotus]

Thank you papa

[prime breach]

Had to go landscape to see it all in one message

[blazing lotus]

I will never send emotes more than 5 again

Thanks discord daddy

[prime breach]

You're welcome

[nimble berry]

yeah I think mobile line cutoff is like 6 or 8

[nimble berry]

4 in 20.

4 emotes in 20 seconds triggers the bot

[blazing lotus]

Thank you for your words of wisdom discord daddy

[prime breach]

Kekw

[blazing lotus]

No!

Going back to the vehicle channels 😭

[mental pond]

skynews talking about skies
fox news talking about foxes
bbc:

[crude fog]

What would they even talk about

[prime breach]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/624553375530352649/1089567607008542841/chrome_Rd8ANkt8oM.gif

[mental pond]

talking about bbc's

[storm heron]

[ember dagger]

broooooooo

[dark blaze]

damn

[nimble berry]

Hey guys just a reminder, in case you needed one, memes with dead animals and animals doing the Seggs is not permitted

[silk elm]

Not enough Sweet baby ray's barbecue sauce

[mental pond]

distinguished little gentleman

[livid olive]

Ay yo its ksi

[inland lake]

⬛

🟥

[sullen hemlock]

thenk

[coral moat]

eat

[mental pond]

Weeb cat

[sullen hemlock]

what the actual... the ending to this just wtf

[upper vine]

Bruh

[inland lake]

RARE BLAPMAN007 UNEARTHED ANCIENT COOKING FOUND

hot garbage ngl

[ember dagger]

💀💀💀

[ember dagger]

are blowjobs just dickfeeding all this time?

[inland lake]

"Imagine if-

[ember dagger]

imagine if what?

[inland lake]

[ember dagger]

[dim furnace]

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbm

[pale tiger]

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm <mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

[tardy escarp]

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

[dark blaze]

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

[potent merlin]

[ember dagger]

No

(i don't work)

wth

i didn't do anything

[pale tiger]

Dock Every morning?

[warped stone]

Mods and automods are so cringe

[white linden]

Bro tryed to make the cake

[prime breach]

Yeah they are

[gleaming plinth]

I think we all know

[soft bear]

how to add files

[dark blaze]

[inland lake]

you cant say 🐔 anymore, 1984

in other words obesewatch 2 suspiciously lacks the artwork tab on the steam community hub

[coral moat]

Risking it?

[potent merlin]

because the hub exists for overwatch 2 artwork

[coral moat]

[inland lake]

[carmine patrol]

posts the artwork under Screenshots

[ember dagger]

i'm feeling silly rn

name a crime i should do

[carmine patrol]

Tell a police officer to have a nice day.

(you'll get the joke if you've played GTA-V campaign)

[prime breach]

Oddly specific but OK

[carmine patrol]

I get it's a joke, but...

If this happens to anyone, check with a lawyer, since some states require the cops to let you cage your dogs before entering, or they have extremely specific scenarios that you might fit in. Also, take pictures of the crime scene immediately after the shooting.

[ruby prawn]

completely lost it when she stopped sniffing copium and admited lol

[ember dagger]

i played it twice and i still don't get it

[carmine patrol]

Walk up to a cop in-game and tell them to have a nice day.

[ember dagger]

i don't think you can do that

can i tell them to have sex with me though?

[carmine patrol]

Did you ever get your car stereo fixed?

[ember dagger]

no way this is real

[plush mica]

This servers shitposts are so bad that people get bamboozled when an actual shitpost is posted

[ember dagger]

now add that stupid head toilet

[ember dagger]

how can a post be shitpost when there's no shit in it?

[ember dagger]

[misty radish]

anyone recognizes the song?

[gleaming plinth]

I sure as hell dont

[misty radish]

found it

[gleaming plinth]

what's it called

[misty radish]

"remains" by volker bertelmann

[gleaming plinth]

thx

I'm gonna listen to that later

[heavy sluice]

Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls

[mental pond]

@azure zealot https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CvdorTpNPhM/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

sengxs

[crude fog]

So real

[potent merlin]

Bruh

[ember dagger]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[mental pond]

Oi yer foogin serial wanker wat chah doin dere maite

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[scarlet sphinx]

aye you tell em

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[dark blaze]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[inland lake]

https://youtu.be/55WfzqSAnYo?t=1876
skip to 31:16

this game is the ultimate shitpost

[loud cave]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[dark blaze]

aha

[inland lake]

finally, redditors can stop hating fortnite

[barren rune]

If an invisible person closes his eyes can he still see?

[prime breach]

We had the same poster... aw maaaaan

[plush mica]

NUH UH

[ember dagger]

my dad to me when i don't know what 7×3

https://tenor.com/view/omg-i-love-my-blahaj-so-much-just-kidding-die-just-kidding-jk-die-gif-1168887933449646738

[inland lake]

they done beat the crocs INTO the man

[past beacon]

He's doesn't want to get hard

[carmine patrol]

I feel like... in this specific life-or-death scenario... his decision is justified.

[sweet knoll]

true

[gleaming plinth]

idk what this means but I'm pretty sure that's bad

[carmine patrol]

That's the temperature of the engine. It's supposed to stay in the middle, so right now, the engine's ready to go supernova

[gleaming plinth]

oh god

I was right

[carmine patrol]

They also have their emergency brake engaged, and that other symbol is their ABS sensor

[gleaming plinth]

so that man is most likely dead

[carmine patrol]

Nah, the car will shut itself off when the engine overheats enough

[gleaming plinth]

good

[carmine patrol]

He'll be screwed if he tries to open the coolant plug while it's hot

[gleaming plinth]

most definitely

[carmine patrol]

Sprays boiling coolant everywhere

[gleaming plinth]

they got gas stations now

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1051374180450439209/1140058171688362114/20230812_195245.jpg

[gleaming plinth]

I wonder what his other arm looks like

[cosmic ember]

https://youtu.be/rRYRPbGbbxA

[ember dagger]

literally me

[ember dagger]

[pale tiger]

I'm mfs🥺

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796871137530347520/1140223654463012884/RPReplay_Final1691920822.mov

[dark blaze]

nice

[ebon pebble]

Art

[desert saffron]

Banana

[prime breach]

Goals

[coral moat]

Feet person

[prime breach]

You have more than one problem

[coral moat]

That's a good meme

Thank you

[coral moat]

Oh yeah, your one of them

Ily

[plush mica]

Crazy how this channel is for shitposts but its actually filled with milennial humor

[coral moat]

Fr

Like

Yesh

[prime breach]

Some people, man...

[meager arch]

good shit post

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-clapping-clapping-hands-japan-sea-gif-13300627

[carmine patrol]

He's returning to avenge his fallen comrades

[prime breach]

What does BBC stand for?

[ember dagger]

Big Black Celebrities

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796871137530347520/1140300603810132118/220C227C-38C3-449D-A813-0B864DF1BF5C.mov

VERY LOUD

it will help you sleep quickly

[meager arch]

how tf do they clean that

[alpine terrace]

Batman never said that, but the quote is true 💯

[ember dagger]

wise words ngl

I'm glad you shared this video 💯

who wanna see the tutututu guy?

he's a great soldier

[inland lake]

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/489888838265733121/1138720333608792064/rapidsave.com_this_guy_have_a_secret_base_inside_a_secret_base-mcy5lgua7ygb1.mov

[azure zealot]

debatable

[lyric badge]

Not only can I prove batman said it, but she's real

[carmine patrol]

shit rich people do...

[patent swan]

Bro heeft gwn een TMNT cave gemaakt💀

[vivid heath]

I can't tell if that's dutch or he's having a stroke

The beauty of language

[celest pagoda]

That's a nice fish

[azure zealot]

@viscid arch First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[viscid arch]

holy

[azure zealot]

[viscid arch]

Thanks

[prime breach]

Chinese Colin Furze

[prime breach]

2 stroke

[dark blaze]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[heavy sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759529327946891264/1140435735846080603/20230813_040221.jpg

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946156666171297833/1140500494922551356/IMG_1110.png

💯💯

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-leave-disgusted-bored-annoyed-gif-5983048

[vivid heath]

shitting rn

[alpine terrace]

Enjoying shitting

[potent merlin]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8NybNru/

Only in Ohio 💀

Part 2 💀

[mental pond]

Me after a game of valorant competitive

[acoustic dove]

wow.. first time something in that hard in a while

[neon topaz]

well at least you pinged me so i know what to report

[normal jewel]

Sending this to my friend in China.

[dark blaze]

AYO

[dark blaze]

is this real chat?

[plush mica]

Woop woop thats the sound of the police woop woop

[neon topaz]

he edited the message to that from “is robbing a bank legitimate” after i said yes

[dark blaze]

oh damn..

[neon topaz]

mods can see edited and deleted messages, i hope you know

[dark blaze]

Editing someone's message to make to insinuate that they're saying something illegal sure is.

fr

stone

[potent merlin]

guy thought it was hilarious

(it wasnt)

[dark blaze]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[dark blaze]

important info to repost ^^^

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-the-big-idea-butters-south-park-what-the-heck-whats-your-problem-gif-20344576

[dark blaze]

shitpost

[storm heron]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[dark blaze]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[dark blaze]

thanks for the info

[storm heron]

thanks for the info

[dark blaze]

[plush mica]

It being 4chan there is a very high possibility that this might have actually happened

[silk elm]

Bro missed

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946156666171297833/1140643486706712657/IMG_3303.png

i want one NOW

[strong aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[cloud dawn]

#gta-online message

@regal bison

[gloomy gust]

🌟

[alpine terrace]

One of those things is still alive... She's still breathing

[pale tiger]

Still?

[ember dagger]

poor guy lmfao

:3

this is how big boobs sounds

[plush mica]

Nuh uh

[ember dagger]

i can help you with that 😏

(my dad own a roller)

https://tenor.com/view/steamroller-dog-cush-live-leak-gif-22024375

[regal bison]

Don’t trust the infidels, I don’t kiss boys

[prime breach]

Oops, accidentally double tapped the at, didn't mean to ping

[stone swift]

haha it's ok

[stone swift]

[carmine patrol]

both.

[ember dagger]

co-op

so i can kiss and shit

finally the new Pringles is here🙏🙏💯 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934062419733536768/1140723476261511268/wnosrjh5mgt21.jpg

[scarlet sphinx]

Lol

[cloud dawn]

drank all the Red Bull in the fridge.

[sweet crane]

that’s normal for this generation

[neon thistle]

w trade off i can’t lie

[sweet crane]

💀

[neon thistle]

The Boy that cried wolf-

[mental pond]

Joe Biden jumpscare

[mystic wharf]

As long as it’s not his brother this time

[viscid arch]

Fr tho

[vivid heath]

posting

[cerulean flicker]

not "shitting rn"?

[abstract sigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/601225291397857314/948663042642677791/perfect.gif

@azure zealot we could have this in a perfect world

[azure zealot]

Doggy

[abstract cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720733436947595354/1140509615407255583/SadCatHours.MP4

[prime breach]

haven't seen this video in over a year

i have the song in my liked songs

[abstract cedar]

I feel bad for the cat crying while being pet

The brownish one

At the end

[prime breach]

my cat has only "cried" when she was sick

[potent merlin]

they dont cry cus of sad

[abstract cedar]

Then why was they looking sad

[sullen hemlock]

I also want to feel crocodiles 100% leather skin

[mental pond]

Just go to Louis Vuitton

[gleaming plinth]

4 Chan moment

[gleaming plinth]

got a fresh batch of memes

stolen right off the internet

[vivid heath]

im not clicking any of those to see what they are

post one at a time im lazy

[carmine patrol]

Hi, Lazy. I'm s4041e4041n4041p4041a4041i4041.

[prime breach]

Is that an atom?

[carmine patrol]

It would be a shame if we auctioned it **AFTER BEING TOLD WE CAN'T

[stone swift]

lmaoooo

[silk elm]

Hes trying his best

[ember dagger]

is living a happy life possible at this point?

[cursive pilot]

no

[ember dagger]

i knew it

i should've done it when i had the chance

[cursive pilot]

it's never to late

go for it

[ember dagger]

"don't do it you can get it in both of your lifes" "it's gonna feel different in this life"

so stupid

[cursive pilot]

watt?

speak the queen's english bruv

[little yacht]

Sounds like a dead language to me.

Think you mean the Kings English.

[ember dagger]

broooooo

[cursive pilot]

gawd dman

[ember dagger]

[acoustic dove]

nsfw

nsfw

bro posted the man with small dick 🤯

[potent merlin]

💀

[amber wren]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5fDBl1wT2Lk&feature=sharec

[amber wren]

dont ask me why am i reviewing old yt clips years ago

[ember dagger]

it's average not small

how do i sell my soul?

also

i think "sex runner 2049" is a perfect name for me

[ember dagger]

idk man but "with who?" sounds more correct to me

[acoustic dove]

rlly

[ember dagger]

Yes

it's a perfect average size

you guys wouldn't believe what i just found

https://tenor.com/view/dean-norris-sex-gifs-gif-21267959

[mental pond]

@worn elm

[lyric badge]

What the hell is that cat doing here?

[little yacht]

Too dark?

Idk just can never seem to resist screwing with people that use the word "Bruv" so my filter of how extreme is too extreme just dissapears.

[regal bison]

Plinkus

[ember dagger]

that's nice. anyway do you wanna have sex with me?

[ember dagger]

how are you lvl 75? 💀💀💀

[prime breach]

Because I don't chat enough

[ember dagger]

[scarlet sphinx]

Fr

[prime breach]

If I never left and used this server the way I used to 2019-2020, then I would already be at prestige

[ember dagger]

idk what that means but fr fr 💯💯

[prime breach]

Level 250+

[ember dagger]

ohhh

is there something special you'll get if you're lvl 250?

[prime breach]

No

:D

[ember dagger]

like sex with a mod from this server or something?

oh

nvm

[prime breach]

Shit, I wish

[potent merlin]

Wadafak

worst sex ever xD

Ah hell nah

[coral moat]

What

[celest pagoda]

[carmine patrol]

Da ting go skrrra

[sage bluff]

Glock Glock Glock Glock Glock

[sage bluff]

Hello melon what is shitposting exactly for

Ima need a bit specific answer

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[sage bluff]

Bro gave me a whole chapter of rules

[sage bluff]

Ik memes bruh but whabout shitpost

[little yacht]

It's a bit too cold yknow, sides what we gonna do with the apple skin afterwards.

[steady bramble]

fun fact: street cat life span is actually quite short

[dusky kite]

Oh sorry

[cerulean flicker]

np

[lyric badge]

https://fxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1691364352018771968

[mental pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/718975918483177482/1140557457429627000/IMG_1110.png

[mental pond]

Ofc u have the anime girls version

[dawn crest]

🤓

[carmine patrol]

Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...- pancake

[dawn crest]

hard to explain, its a lot of ironic or dark memes, and often just completely random stuff

[dawn crest]

i am going to violently make out with you

[carmine patrol]

ight, but the Darth Jarjar crockings stay on.

[potent merlin]

Who tf is pancake

[carmine patrol]

pancake is pancake

[potent merlin]

No the guy

[dark blaze]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[dark blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cat-gif-23774444

[coral moat]

Thank u

[dark blaze]

[rigid ether]

hi

[gleaming plinth]

hello

[shrewd ledge]

Cap, you stole them

[vivid heath]

shitting rn

[tall skiff]

gl dont die

[ember dagger]

relax liberals its called dark humor

https://tenor.com/view/heath-ledger-slow-clap-joker-sarcastic-clap-gif-9872650

[steady bramble]

libs when slighty offensive meme:

😡

[worn elm]

hegrow

[sage bluff]

Dark stuff huh alright

[pine python]

this made me watch home alone

[next swallow]

Fuck yeah

Fuckin

No fuckin censorship

Fuck yeah

Motherfucker

Died a sucker

Gun to the head

What a fucker

[ember dagger]

it's always how big is your dick? but never There are 2 things that define how tasty/good a food is. The first and slightly more important factor is taste, the 2nd factor is texture, and maybe smell if it counts, but is usually not a big issue. Taste is the measurement of the sensation your taste buds get from eating it, and texture is how it feels in your mouth. An example is that eating a cake with the taste of vanilla and the texture of celery would not taste good, and bad texture in cakes is usually when they are dry or don't have enough frosting to make it moist. Tres leches cake is Spanish for "Three milk cake", and it is called that because it is made of 3 milks. It is made of regular milk, condensed milk, and evaporated milk. The taste of tres leches cake is a milky vanilla that tastes very pleasing and sweet if it is made right. It is common to have a small layer of whipped cream on top as well to add to variety or taste. The texture of tres leches cake is very different to normal cake. It has the distinct grain structure of normal cake, but it has sweet milk all throughout, and has a texture like no other. It can only be described by eating it yourself, and I implore you to do so if you are not suffering a dietary-based medical condition. The combination of these 2 elements makes tres leches cake unique and pleasing. It is my personal opinion that it tastes the best, but im sure it will be your's too when you try it. Thank you for coming to my ted talk 💯💯

[pale tiger]

Real

[lyric badge]

tres leches sucks four leches or bust

If you don't have time to get the fourth leche why would I eat your cake

stupid

[next swallow]

😂👌

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628354321209229324/1141210472687861872/IMG_2122.png

how i didn't see that coming

[ember dagger]

did you actually read all of that?

if i didn't shower for 2 days and started talking, does it count as dirty talk?

ig

[livid olive]

evaporated milk is condensed milk

[past beacon]

There's 6 seasons tho

[potent merlin]

Bruh wtf is this?, I just came to saw some memes 💀

[ember dagger]

a shitpost

(without real shit)

[dark blaze]

shit

[ember dagger]

[scarlet dune]

No context

[ember dagger]

[scarlet dune]

:catstarereally:

[cerulean flicker]

[ember dagger]

this cat is so sexy

[potent merlin]

Haha

[round rock]

lol

[ember dagger]

damn

[ember dagger]

can i identify as bra size 36D?

[prime breach]

Balled too hard

[prime breach]

That's not the bra size tho

[ember dagger]

"no officer i was not harassing that women i was doing my job"

[ember dagger]

how do you want me to know

i never touched a woman in my life

[cerulean flicker]

[prime breach]

[ember dagger]

@stray iris sex?

damn ig he's busy doing heists

the guy named "heists":

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-pipebomb-gif-19816866

csgo

[ember dagger]

noooooooooo steve my beloved

[crimson tapir]

"But sir you can't throw neborn baby's in a dumpster"🤓☝🏻

[turbid hollow]

a

h

atataatatt

can i spam shit in here to level up?

aaeawafawefd awe

wef

qw

wefa

wef

awef

ef

e

awef

[potent merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_LMgc_afdU

[potent merlin]

No

[prime breach]

I wish for the last one he actually knew "lo siento" 😔

Average British lunch

[tight vortex]

the first outlaw to skydive off a raiju

is me

[ember dagger]

in therapy rn

(it's the gym)

why tf therapy spelled like that?

the rapy

therapy

[ember dagger]

i see no tea tho

[lyric badge]

Arrested development had a joke that Tobias Fünke was the first combination analyst/therapist, and on his cards it said anal-rapist

[ember dagger]

wtf

[halcyon reef]

Wtf

[neon thistle]

can’t risk that bad luck

[ember dagger]

i have been having a bad luck all my entire life

[abstract sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cracked-at-dbd-dead-by-gif-22871828

[crude fog]

Wait till bro finds out about therapists

[small bridge]

Jamal

[dark blaze]

Jamal

[warped stone]

The 360s go crazy

[abstract sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-drops-phone-phone-cracked-fortnite-cracked-gif-21804150

[warped stone]

I like dbd more

[abstract sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/please-dont-be-cracked-3am-challenge-legit-server-drops-phone-gif-23001037

[warped stone]

Stop

[mental pond]

https://tenor.com/view/drops-phone-please-dont-be-cracked-gif-21866022

[warped stone]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[carmine patrol]

FMJ - Bro goes to marine training
FMP - Bro is assigned to protect a highschooler
FMA - Bro died and is reincarnated as a science mage

[vivid heath]

You're so based

[ember dagger]

popcorn sucks. i wanna eat cereal in movie theater

this shit hurts fr fr 💯💯

[mint coyote]

I would do the same

[ember dagger]

nice name

[mint coyote]

Thanks

[cerulean flicker]

[mint coyote]

Time to do what i do best

Violate

[ember dagger]

you can have sex with me instead

[mint coyote]

I got girl

From a lake

Lmao

[ember dagger]

let me join

[mint coyote]

Heres the link jk

💀

Im fine

[ember dagger]

i mean he be lookin like him

[proven dune]

he does look like lester

[tender jackal]

Shut up

[dark blaze]

no

[mental pond]

memes

[vivid heath]

shitting rn

[next swallow]

😂

[keen gate]

so real

[keen gate]

musical cats

and whatever this thing is

[dark blaze]

boo0

boop

[azure zealot]

:3

[storm heron]

:3

[mental pond]

@azure zealot

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/Cvji9AFugCC/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I laughed at him for 5 mins straight

[ebon pebble]

It's so stupid😭 like how does that even happend

[sullen hemlock]

Imagine making chemistry jokes

[strange vigil]

The horror from his face after he realises what he has done was more real than his overreaction to the jumpscare

sweet irony

[neon thistle]

thanks daddy

[old otter]

Your welcome

[ember dagger]

tf

[dark blaze]

[ember dagger]

nice

[plain hare]

T Rex scent

mmmmmm

[atomic garden]

Hello?

[carmine patrol]

Wrong phone number, have a nice day

[ember dagger]

is there a way to kill myself in my home other then hang myself or cut my hand?

[craggy mountain]

[plain hare]

jeez

[craggy mountain]

well thats dark

[ember dagger]

like kill myself in not a painful way

[crystal topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1068626251012636793/caption-1-1.gif

[crystal topaz]

kurt cobain challenge

[pallid stag]

some gd gameplay(ignore the quality)

[crystal topaz]

"i watch porn for the plot"

https://tenor.com/view/chad-monke-gif-20835999

[crimson tapir]

Who doesn't

[cobalt peak]

Me

[prime breach]

Why do they even bother making them then

[potent merlin]

Idk ask chica

[crimson tapir]

pee hole on his shorts

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1141614961282523176/ssstwitter.com_1691735497086.mp4

literally me

[normal jewel]

I always wear women’s stuff. Shampoo, deodorant. It just smells better to me. I like flowery stuff.

[craggy mountain]

lmao

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777806362209157130/1141812457392849036/VID_277120707_220703_804.mov

[prime breach]

My traction control, stability control, and abs all stopped working as my throttle got stuck!

[plush mica]

Me asf on 20 august 2023

[carmine patrol]

What's happening 8-20-23?

[mystic wharf]

I have an appointment with my cardiologist

That’s about it as far as I know

[carmine patrol]

hope all goes well

[mystic wharf]

Ty my health anxiety has been through the roof since they discovered I have issues with my heart, just hoping to hear some good news

[ember dagger]

are you gay?

i mean i use women's deodorant too but

shampoo...

[zenith wedge]

Hahaha shampoo

[plush mica]

Big corpo go ka boom

[carmine patrol]

o_O explain?

[plush mica]

Nuh uh 🗣️

Play cyberpunk

[carmine patrol]

Buy the game for me on steam

[plush mica]

Na im broke

[prime breach]

But which irl building is arasaka tower?

[plush mica]

Rob someone

Idk

[carmine patrol]

Same, got $7 between checking in savings

[plush mica]

Ig we aim all big corpos

[prime breach]

https://tenor.com/view/boys-eat-toast-gif-26636331

[carmine patrol]

The NPC's in my area are too high level to be robbed. City guard NPC's also have a high detection radius for my character race

No trash mobs to level grind with

[prime breach]

Look for the Oblivion-level guards

must have been the wind

[ember dagger]

how about you legalize sex for me?

[prime breach]

No

[ember dagger]

[normal jewel]

I have long hair, women's shampoo is better for longer hair in general. Plus I dye my hair and need it to be sulfate free otherwise the color will wash out much sooner.

That and, well, like I said previously I prefer the scent.

I got a dragon fruit mango one lined up once I finish the lavender stuff I got currently.

[ember dagger]

peanut butter scent is better

[normal jewel]

I can't say I've seen/smelled that before in a shampoo before.

[lyric badge]

Every other hair care product is inferior

[normal jewel]

I know my brother for what it's worth uses manly scents for men. Scents like boulder, river, pine tree. That smells good too. But not for me.

[lyric badge]

Strong enough for the tail, but PH balanced for the mane

[normal jewel]

I have actually tried that before though it's been so long. Still, I like the brand I have now.

I always assumed it was a brand you could use on horses and people etc.

[lyric badge]

Oh yeah, that's the draw

[normal jewel]

Horses have luxurious hair though. Makes me jealous sometimes.

Oop.

Forgot, no embeds. I still need to ask a mod about that.

[idle kayak]

@normal jewel what pc you using

[normal jewel]

?

[prime breach]

Brilliant question

[ember dagger]

dragon fruit mango? that sounds nice

it's going on my balls tho

[normal jewel]

It's important to keep them clean, that's for sure.

[prime breach]

Thats quite the small area for shampoo

[ember dagger]

my balls have hair too you know

[prime breach]

3 levels in 30 days

[ember dagger]

touch grass

[prime breach]

That's why I said quite the small area dumbo

[ember dagger]

maybe some ass too

[prime breach]

[ember dagger]

[prime breach]

Tired of seeing cats faces rn ngl

[ember dagger]

is it because of me?

[normal jewel]

Meanwhile I always do my best to type with proper grammar and punctuation.

[plush mica]

Fuck that

[normal jewel]

😔

[plush mica]

Actually no on a second thought using proper grammar and punctuation while telling someone to kill themself and saying slurs might be fun

Like in a heavy british accent and shit too

[normal jewel]

I don't say those things though.

💀

[plush mica]

Dewit

[potent merlin]

I’m British and hate my accent 😂

[ember dagger]

is it true that you use tea as a fuel for your cars

[potent merlin]

😂 yea with milk and 1tsp sugar @ember dagger

[sick thistle]

I use coffee in mine makes them go crazy 🤪

[ember dagger]

how crazy

[potent merlin]

Aye yeah good call, more caffeine

[ember dagger]

also

carzy? i was crazy once...

[potent merlin]

I mean your bio says you are

[ember dagger]

I'm not

I'm just silly

[sick thistle]

Hahaha

Us British love our caffeine

[unkempt cove]

Haha us British love our bean machine

[carmine patrol]

throws it all in the harbor

[potent merlin]

why r there british 🤢

https://tenor.com/view/klowns-scary-smie-scary-movie-bad-teeth-gif-5394945

[vivid heath]

amazing

[ember dagger]

9k 💀💀💀

[tender jackal]

why'd you send a screenshot of your discord

[ember dagger]

god damn i look so sexy in other people phones

[azure zealot]

Bcs its not actually emojis its a png

Thats sad i wanted the actual emojis

[tender jackal]

lmao

[prime breach]

Doesn't even need to explode, just drop her

[neon thistle]

“captain we have lift off”

[ebon pebble]

😂

[ember igloo]

How do I put pictures in this server

[mental pond]

Become lvl 5

[royal moat]

[carmine patrol]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[ember igloo]

What is my rank level

[ember igloo]

How do I see my level

@wanton apex how do I see my level

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[cerulean flicker]

do !rank

[ember igloo]

Thank you

!rank

Anyone know how to get my rank up

[nimble berry]

every message you send in normal channels gives xp

memes is reduced xp

[royal moat]

but funny memes is double xp

[lyric badge]

Oh God I'm in 11th place now I don't want to consider what place I would be in if I got full credit for my time in memes

[lyric badge]

You know the issue has never come up

We are still waiting for that first funny meme to get posted

[potent merlin]

what did i do

[brave trellis]

the womens football league is the disabled football league

I'm so edgy

[hasty bridge]

True

[ember dagger]

literally me

[ember dagger]

You do yoga because you think it's "healthy"

i do yoga so i can get flexy and sniff my own balls

we are not the same

[silk elm]

Do you ever just piss and shit at the same time?

[ember dagger]

yes

it's normal

you should try to piss, shit and shower at the same time

3 in 1

maybe brushing your teeth too

mr. clean man

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/subscribe-talking-to-wall-funny-meme-gif-23076218

[inland lake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iUAEkXbfDg

[crimson tapir]

!spank

[carmine patrol]

You've officially yee'd your last haw.

[prime breach]

[unkempt raptor]

My buddy says he found something called "sponsorblock" that automatically skips this and sponsored content. Havent tried it but he swears it's the best thing since adblock

sponsored content/like begging, that sort of stuff just gets skipped apparently

[gloomy gust]

Bottom text

[cloud dawn]

Top text.

[ember dagger]

they call me out of touch master, the way no women ever touched me before

#GetOnMyLvl

[stiff idol]

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni

[ember dagger]

you good bro?

[cloud dawn]

Who be ridin in this?

[pine python]

joe mama

[carmine patrol]

Eeeeww, it's a car themed after that dogwater cartoon about an annoying little trash child.

[ember dagger]

500 episodes

[ember dagger]

what is his name?

[mental pond]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CvvIECfLA_Z/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

@azure zealot

Wow embed didn’t work

[celest pagoda]

Hmmm

[dark blaze]

[vivid heath]

[lyric badge]

My power just went out and they're evacuating people like 5 miles from me due to fires. Good times

[little yacht]

Eh the fire has 5 miles, gonna take the fire some time to reach you.

It depends on what fuel its running on I guess

Nvm average of 14 miles per hour law of averages says OP is already in heat

[lyric badge]

Yeah 35mph winds. Mf just jumped the lake near me, so I don't take it for granted my house survives

[crude fog]

I really felt it when bro said

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni

[stiff idol]

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony called it macaroni

[craggy siren]

Me and neutron wanna tag team you😗

Im gonna use my penis too turn you into a human sized bomb pop

[carmine patrol]

Please bear in mind that sexual content and/or suggestive content is prohibited in #memes-and-shitposting

[craggy siren]

gulp big daddy is angry

[carmine patrol]

I'm not a mod, just letting you know before one randomly sees it

[upper vigil]

what the f-

[lyric badge]

Be chill he's just telling you the rules

[carmine patrol]

my man busted moves before flexing his workout game. 💯% didn't just nearly bust his ass on ice

[amber wren]

i just know I’ll be on the floor unable to get up

[little yacht]

Love the optimism/prioritys, "my house is likely going to burn down to the ground however follow discord rules smh" 10/10

[carmine patrol]

Is heist in Hawaii or Canadialand?