memes-and-shitposting

[abstract gull]

😭

[inland lake]

the "cars are spawned based on which ones are stored in memory" incident

[wraith geode]

the thing is

u can sneak into a worksite with armed guards if u look like some hr

u can basically do anything with enough confidence

[plush mica]

Mane thats warlock the fucking destroyer

[neon thistle]

bro went through the wrong monsters inc door

[mental pond]

Literal chop-per

[cursive pilot]

fac

[dark blaze]

ts

[ember dagger]

is bing really chilling?

[sweet crane]

!rqnk

[dark blaze]

!ronk

[cerulean flicker]

‎!rank

[dark blaze]

????

tell us the way

how did you do

[cerulean flicker]

yeah Lester hates me

[dark blaze]

[crystal topaz]

man why are the shitpost rules so strict?

[dark blaze]

You gotta dm ModMail to request the Approved Shitposter role.

[crystal topaz]

yeah i know

[dark blaze]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[crystal topaz]

proving my point how they are strict

[dark blaze]

its okay Twinkletoes

[crystal topaz]

i just applied

[dark blaze]

🫡

[dark blaze]

lol

[crystal topaz]

i guess not approved yet

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-dog-jjba-gif-19098593

[sweet crane]

‎!

[buoyant oar]

God really maxed out the virginity stat on my character card.

I got that + 70% Gaming Efficiency, but - 75% Charisma when within close proximity of any woman with Appearance Tier 8 or above Perk active at the moment. 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[sweet crane]

there is no way you spent 11 minutes trying to type that

[buoyant oar]

I’m working and I’m bored, chill.

[buoyant oar]

That’s a funny looking cat SIR 🤨🤨🤨

[dark blaze]

whats ur cats namem

better yet, what breed is that

[buoyant oar]

Butterball Premium

[dark blaze]

Nice

[sweet crane]

god i love drugs

[buoyant oar]

🍽️ 🦃🍂🍁

[buoyant oar]

[sweet crane]

drugs are like super human boosters that the government is trying to take away from us

[buoyant oar]

I agree. And tbh they kinda have to in order to keep the peace. Yes drugs make you feel good. But some ppl are irresponsible and some ppl don’t have self control. Ppl get hurt without order.

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-great-argument-however-megamind-your-mom-yo-mama-gif-22994712

[neon thistle]

his names rooster

https://youtube.com/shorts/qEAWuElFcqk?feature=share

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-deck-cringe-gif-24525618

[fossil tundra]

i cannot believe it’s 2023 and i’m still being told to “get back in the kitchen” in the middle of a solo queue game.

i can’t cook for shit & playing video games has made me millions of dollars lmao suck my ass

[meager arch]

is this a copy pasta

[storm heron]

i cannot believe it’s 2023 and i’m still being told to “get back in the kitchen” in the middle of a solo queue game.

i can’t cook for shit & playing video games has made me millions of dollars lmao suck my ass

[meager arch]

i cannot believe it’s 2023 and i’m still being told to “get back in the kitchen” in the middle of a solo queue game.

i can’t cook for shit & playing video games has made me millions of dollars lmao suck my ass

[fossil tundra]

https://twittpr.com/pokimanelol/status/1687172673791741955?t=Cumjms_a4VXBHK9Eot2zwg&s=19

[meager arch]

wish I had millions of dollars

and a kitchen

[crystal topaz]

nta get a divorce

[brave trellis]

mf uncovered the death note

[crude fog]

Now this, is a shitpost.

[inland lake]

death not by stroke of a pen, but one of a penis

signeed, #penis-and-gumposting

[acoustic dove]

FAXXX

[inland lake]

what does this mean

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624553375530352649/1137122218879496273/ONgugwjFgR0Kse6n.mp4

[potent merlin]

big boss salute

[mental pond]

Right is Oleg

[potent merlin]

aint that felix

[gleaming thorn]

[dark blaze]

no

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624553375530352649/1094910906527404122/c3820d2808d34b05bb4383e94bec5731_594AB6712AD682C2770EF606C7341291_video_dashinit.mp4

[prime breach]

Musta been a fire buss after 7 years

[prime breach]

lmao I would totally do that last line

[small bridge]

Literally me

[jagged python]

can i eat it

[fossil tundra]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/tsqviUvTmBozugBbDgjZMSbPZODNihFgtNfSI8WQTtI/%3Fapp_web_view%3Dandroid/https/i.redd.it/tdof3tzv0agb1.png

[ember dagger]

[fossil tundra]

Huh

Idk what that filter is active here

[ember dagger]

no

[ember dagger]

your balls... are they for sale?

[ember dagger]

i don't even have one 💯💯🙏

[prime breach]

you're three times as sad as the average human male

[ember dagger]

how do i fix it?

[fossil tundra]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CvfAbOnNmtW/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[prime breach]

that's how ^

[ember dagger]

gay sex?

[dark blaze]

nope

[prime breach]

yep

[twin dock]

This is the way

[ember dagger]

so having sex with my dad will fix it?

[prime breach]

[twin dock]

It worked for me

[prime breach]

[ember dagger]

lol

[twin dock]

How do i get to lvl 5?

[ember dagger]

have sex with me

jk

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[ebon pebble]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QAOyayXD0rE?si=Gjs2Kyv9-xc6u_J_

[prime breach]

the thumbnail is the entire meme

don't need to hear the guy

[twin dock]

I already have permission but i dont know how to get to lvl 5

[ember dagger]

fr

[dark blaze]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[dark blaze]

chat chat chat chat

[ember dagger]

how do you have the permission?

[dark blaze]

[nimble berry]

Because he applied lol

But level gate

[twin dock]

I got it from modmail

[nimble berry]

So just hold conversation in normal channels and don't spam. Level 5 is about 30 minutes of active conversation

Longer here because reduced xp for maymays

[ember dagger]

i thought only ppl with lvl 5 can get the permission

[nimble berry]

[prime breach]

wrong brick

aww, did discord fix the crazy long playtimes?

aww, they did

[ember dagger]

@prime breach please change your pfp my mom go through my phone

[prime breach]

why does the pfp matter?

[ebon pebble]

U seem like the type of blud to have crazy shit on your phone anyways

[twin dock]

Thats sad

[ember dagger]

that's not true

[nimble berry]

Oh it's amadeus

I was about to add to my thirst trap list

[ember dagger]

she'll think you send me porn

[twin dock]

That would be nice

[prime breach]

ok

just don't click on me

:D

[ember dagger]

it's not helping

[prime breach]

so sad!

[twin dock]

Would you rather have $10 000 000 or gta 6 early?

[ember dagger]

do you mind if i blocked you? @prime breach

[ember dagger]

10 000 000

[twin dock]

Nuh uh

Thats the wrong answer

[ember dagger]

nuh uh

thanks Lester

[nimble berry]

Anyone who says they don't want 10M isn't a real human or has zero concept of money like children or rich people

[twin dock]

This is discord not america. Free will is not currently available

[prime breach]

is that 10 m taxed?

[twin dock]

Yes

[nimble berry]

Shit pre-tax, post-tax I still an assload

Government could take half and I still got 5m

[twin dock]

What would you even do what that money

[nimble berry]

Everything

[twin dock]

Its too mich

[nimble berry]

[ember dagger]

have sex

[twin dock]

Mich

Much

[twin dock]

That is free

[nimble berry]

Like what CANT you actually accomplish with even 2.5M

[ember dagger]

with few

yes

[nimble berry]

A house? Paid. New modest car? (30-50k) paid up

Like

[twin dock]

A fullt functionall iron man suit

[nimble berry]

I dont understand

[livid olive]

Yacht

[nimble berry]

That's just being stupid with your money

[ebon pebble]

How is 5 mil too much

[twin dock]

Nuh uh

[nimble berry]

You can buy a small yacht for 500k

[livid olive]

You can earn way more with that suit

[livid olive]

Shit yacht

[nimble berry]

Smart-with-limited-money yacht

Because boats require upkeep silly filly

[livid olive]

Exactly

[twin dock]

Or you could come to sweden and buy 100 000 hot dogs for 500k

[nimble berry]

Why would I buy a million dollar yacht

If it costs me 50k a year in upkeep

[ember dagger]

fr

[ebon pebble]

Why would I buy a yacht

[nimble berry]

Right?

Buy a nice boat

120k boat is a nice ass boat

[twin dock]

Or just pay of your parents debts

[nimble berry]

And upkeep is still not absurd

[twin dock]

Moetage

Mortage

[nimble berry]

Already said that

[ebon pebble]

W thought

[nimble berry]

.

[twin dock]

Ik its my goal in life

[nimble berry]

House, nice car, nice boat, lake house.

2.5 million does this. And you want to give me 5m or more? Easy

Noone would take gta 6 unless they had zero concept of money

[twin dock]

You are still forgetting that the other alternative is gta6 early

For free

[nimble berry]

And?

That's not even a choice

[ebon pebble]

The things I would do for 5 million😈

[twin dock]

You could blackmail rockstar games

[nimble berry]

That's such a low priority object it's laughable to compare the two

I'd take $50 before I asked for a game like that early

Because it's still $50

[twin dock]

$50?

[nimble berry]

$5

[twin dock]

You cant even buy gta 6 for $50

[nimble berry]

You clearly have more free time than bills to pay

[twin dock]

Yes

[ebon pebble]

Bingo

[twin dock]

Im asking for a friend but how old do you have to be to be in this server

[ebon pebble]

13

Discord tos

[nimble berry]

Idk how old is your friend

[ember dagger]

2

[nimble berry]

[twin dock]

13

[nimble berry]

Hmmmmm

[ebon pebble]

Smart answer

I like it

Welcome

[twin dock]

Ahh danke

[nimble berry]

The committee finds this answer "Sus"

[ebon pebble]

They cant prove your age, ask for a lawyer first!

[twin dock]

I already got one

[mental pond]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CvifyK8NE9I/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Murdy in his free time

@azure zealot https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/Cs1v2yPMsN9/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[twin dock]

Is that gta or cod?

[stone swift]

no idea

[carmine patrol]

When he stands next to his normal-sized friends, he becomes the chihuahua

[carmine patrol]

GTA San Andreas

You can make CJ throw up by rapidly eating too much

[twin dock]

It looks like burger town from cod

[carmine patrol]

Cluckin' Bell is the establishment, but I do see the similarity

I hate that I reconize the place from the dude's hat...

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dox-gif-25941115

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934062419733536768/1137460664349249617/IMG_7451.jpg

[mental pond]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CvZ69mNsl0V/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Bro got the cleaver balisong skin

[prime breach]

Those restraints are way too loose to be any fun

[brazen moon]

🤣

[mental pond]

@vivid heath u do this in ur free time?
https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/Cs7NuedN0Tf/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[gray parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932997963981140074/1137543523789451294/0c708c79b1548242f9ee420637cd9556.mp4

[north forge]

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[sweet crane]

please don’t spam

!rule 5

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@sweet crane

[meager arch]

I think I've heard shit posting is encouraged here

[sweet crane]

Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

[gray parcel]

carefully

[ember dagger]

[heavy sluice]

Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

[sweet crane]

keep one eye open tonight

🧎🏼‍♀️

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

are you gonna have sex with me?

[sweet crane]

🤮

nvm

sleep with both eyes closed 🐄

[ember dagger]

alright

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[prime breach]

Nice shitpost

👍

[acoustic dove]

i accidently clicked on ur profile while tryna reply and i want to burn my eyes out

[prime breach]

OK, don't care 👍

[acoustic dove]

i dont condone to bullying but however i think we should bring it back for special circumstances

what the actual fuck is a mistress toy

[carmine patrol]

@prime breach is

[prime breach]

Can you not

[lyric badge]

You make a strong argument, loser (like that am I doing it right?)

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038901257747832884/1137523514568622190/FB_IMG_1691228651922.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473704842104143902/1137554224096485447/Screenshot_20230805-211341_YouTube.jpg

[mental pond]

bro that fish

[crude fog]

Tim Anderson got slept

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

can someone send a picture of this emoji

I'm on my phone, so i can't

[ember dagger]

thanks

[dark blaze]

raptor

[crude fog]

HER PUSSYYYYYYYYY IS CALLING MY NAMEEEEEEEE SO COME ON BABYYYYY LETS STOP PLAYING GAMESSSS

[twin lintel]

literal ad as shitpost 💀

[storm heron]

💀

[dark blaze]

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/hector-poopie-gif-26561916

[ebon pebble]

Agreed

[scarlet dune]

That is way too small

[stone swift]

ye

[ebon pebble]

Well the person inside is probably like 4'10

[steady bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[dark blaze]

lmao

helth

[heavy sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-sometimes-my-genius-almost-frightening-driving-car-ride-gif-16463163

[dark blaze]

fr

[inland lake]

looking to get a good chair for my back and i stumbled onto the blahaj ikea page

ngl that looks very buyable

oou theres a larger variant

one of the objects ever created of all time

[stone swift]

looks interesting

[crimson tapir]

R.I.P

[ebon pebble]

F u @ember dagger

U and your cat emotes

[cerulean flicker]

[dark blaze]

[shrewd ledge]

Tru

[dark blaze]

[brisk pollen]

my lock screen and background are just black because it saves a miniscule amount of battery

[carmine patrol]

my backgrounds are black because I can't be bothered to change it... ain't no one gonna roll up on me and vibe check my phone

[nimble berry]

One of us. One of us

[cosmic ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777806362209157130/1137753347999420576/v0f044gc0000ciheeobc77u2ntc1slr0.mov

Average British Schools anti gang affiliation video

[nimble berry]

Everyone loves the big haj

[inland lake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT9DYWRfRS4

[bitter relic]

Average gta npc interaction

[ember dagger]

i didn't do anything

[rare drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819371221099610114/1084150182633033778/977531809640349706.gif

[acoustic dove]

bro really whipped out the vectors

[rugged glade]

🥜

Deez nutz

[ember dagger]

[dark blaze]

[sweet crane]

@potent merlin First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[icy sleet]

Hmmm

How do I get the role so that I can post here

[dark blaze]

@potent merlin First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[dark blaze]

@potent merlin First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[icy sleet]

ehhhmmmmm…thanks;-;

[potent merlin]

<> First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into <> and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[dark blaze]

yes

[plush mica]

"Utopia is peak album bro"

[loud cave]

football :D

[potent merlin]

it lowkey good

[sweet crane]

good meme

[hollow lark]

You don't exist
Take a Perc' in the Tonka, that's it
Money swollen like cyst, huh
They done put faith in the kid, huh
Got a Bentley Mulsanne in my hanger
The big body peel off the road, watch it spin (woo, woo)
I'm the one, got a million dollars
I doubled that shit then I tripled again
Flawless, flawless, flawless, flawless, ah
Flawless, flawless, flawless, flawless, yeah (tripled again)
Flawless, flawless, flawless, flawless, ah (tripled again)
Flawless, flawless, flawless, flawless, yeah (tripled again)
Flawless, flawless, flawless, yeah
Buffy the Vampire Slayer with these Cartiers (Cartier)
Flawless, flawless, flawless, yeah (yeah, yeah)
Even though she is in love, I am still heartless, yeah (heartless, yeah)
Mixed up the party pack, popped like a molly
I was the first young nicka rockin' Marni
Young nicka, yeah, I'm raw like Maaly
Yeah, I'm so raw, I don't need to use a condom (I don't use a what?)
I'm sorry
When I play golf, only time for a par
Audemar watch cost me a new car (ha)
Marry my bitch and I treat her like Marge
Shuzoes my sneaker and I still take the Parras, yeah
Shout out my twizzy, this Percocet right here, this shit got my dizzy
When life give you lemons then crush that, it's Simply
Nickas, they rats, they like mice, they like Minnie and Mickey
Rock Balenciaga on Dickie
I got two stupid-ass Glock and it came with the switch
And I name they ass Ren and Lil' Stimpy
I was the one that was handlin' business
I was just mixin' the Perkie with Bennie
I was the one that was pushin' the limit (I was the one)
Run up the numbers like it was a scrimmage
Ran up the bands on you broke-ass nickas, ran up them bands (where yo' bands?)
I got them racks all in my own pants, you nickas fans (fuck yo' ans)
You don't exist
Take a Perc' in the Tonka, that's it

[cerulean flicker]

when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door:

• 10% say 'Who is it?'
• 64% look through the peep hole.
• 25% open the door
• 1% Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window, very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder.

[sweet crane]

10 + 64 + 25 + 1 = 103

who is the other 3%

[cerulean flicker]

[sweet crane]

fake news

I DROPED MY COKE

[cerulean flicker]

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[vivid heath]

just get a running start off the pipe and land on the block and jump ez

[warped stone]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-monkey-monkey-crying-sad-monkey-crying-gif-26326543

[mystic wharf]

they really made the carian knight armor from elden ring IRL 💀💀

[crystal topaz]

this is actual brainrot content

[nimble berry]

What an amazing nonconstructive shitpost. I actually cannot find any value in this post, therefore it truly belongs here, as it shouldn't go anywhere else. Bravo

But also please avoid cursed food

[potent merlin]

Wtf?

[nimble berry]

You win a Shitpost award

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/going-insane-too-silly-whisper-insane-crazy-gif-26806175

[potent merlin]

Where the photo go?

[nimble berry]

Not often I praise something here for being truly nonconstructive

There is an unwritten rule for not being too disgusting with cursed food

[potent merlin]

What’s is nonconstructive? The fish

[nimble berry]

It's usually met at first with "hey man please dont post anything too disgusting ok?"

[potent merlin]

How is that disgusted?

[nimble berry]

No the circus post. I honestly can't see that having any reason to be posted anywhere but here

[nimble berry]

Like this lol

That's a good post

[potent merlin]

…

[crystal topaz]

where my commendation

[potent merlin]

Bro what…

[nimble berry]

Like where the fuck else you gonna post that

That's good shit

[crystal topaz]

the group chat

[nimble berry]

Right lol

[potent merlin]

Humor Is just broken 💀

[nimble berry]

chefs kiss

[potent merlin]

So I can’t post stuffs like that?

[potent merlin]

@nimble berry

[nimble berry]

You're getting it twisted.
The video is a good shitpost. The fish is a little too far for cursed food and I'm asking you, politely, to just tone it down for cursed food

They're two separate things

[potent merlin]

Alr

[crystal topaz]

send good videos like this

[nimble berry]

There's no rule in the guidelines it was just kind of like "yeah sometimes it's a little too gross" lol

[potent merlin]

Ban this dude 💀

[crystal topaz]

why though

[nimble berry]

Spiderman lmao

https://tenor.com/view/bonesaw-is-ready-randy-savage-gif-5299435

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/are-shotguns-humane-weapons-of-war-gif-25807633

[nimble berry]

@potent merlin can we please not post memes with the n word tho. That ones actually in the rules

[potent merlin]

N Word?

Which one

[crystal topaz]

in the video

the rainbow 6 one

[potent merlin]

Ooo

The song

Ok

[nimble berry]

Average gta player

[crystal topaz]

me fr i mean what?

[potent merlin]

I almost dox my friend house… idk why do he send me a google maps picture of it..

I forgot you can select many pictures/videos just by sliding them

[crystal topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8CmC6LAm6I

[ember dagger]

shitting rn

[meager arch]

WHAT

[crystal topaz]

man i gotta shit real bad

[potent merlin]

Links

[meager arch]

THERES 2 SHITTERS NOW

[crystal topaz]

what?

[meager arch]

BUT

[potent merlin]

Low loa ding

[meager arch]

WHO SHITS THE HARDEST?

[potent merlin]

Loading*

[ember dagger]

not me

[crystal topaz]

im not shitting, i just really gotta shit

[meager arch]

respect

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23165146

[meager arch]

admitting your weeknesses is a sign of strength

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-asparagus-walking-summrs-slayworld-gif-12196010530666925993

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-khaled-gif-26412007

[ember dagger]

life is.....

[meager arch]

Roblox

[ember dagger]

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-lit-khaled-wiggle-gif-9011147

[crystal topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezTYG9lhBcI

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OtyfZR6n-AA

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JaXVGGYFmIA

real

[dark blaze]

ral

[small bridge]

time to learn japanese

[brazen moon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937118480644317294/1137962499443019846/IMG_8949.png

[dark blaze]

I wish

[whole sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sprite-cranberry-lebron-james-wanna-sprite-cranberry-gif-13032664

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803236371212271656/1138014130981326909/IMG_3639.png

[inland lake]

bro think he murdy

[ember dagger]

want to be*

[inland lake]

pee es pee my favorit stremr

[brazen moon]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJgfrLEx/

[stone swift]

https://youtu.be/REQRHdMRimw

[gleaming plinth]

thx for this video

[heavy sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-feline-cat-cat-meow-cute-gif-14537443

[fresh stratus]

Cat+human=Ninja🥷

[ebon pebble]

No

Cat + human = bitch

[fresh stratus]

How to play gta rp on xbox???????

[heavy sluice]

Lfg posts on Xbox

But don't expect anything at all

[ember dagger]

have sex with me

[fresh stratus]

A yo

[stone swift]

You are displaying lack of intelligence

Go to your room

@potent merlin

@gloomy gust

Ban this cunt please

Enjoy getting banned soon

Thank you

[gloomy gust]

[abstract cedar]

What’s wrong with this picture?

[past beacon]

Looks like genshin

[delicate pasture]

It's not getting punted?

[abstract cedar]

A girl has a boner

Look closely

:/

Surprised this server didn’t get it

[delicate pasture]

Why am I supposed to be looking closely at the crotch of anime characters? 😐

[abstract cedar]

You look at the image for something wrong

You see a female has a boner

It’s not where,it’s what

[delicate pasture]

I did... that annoying cunt of an NPC isn't getting punted. To me, that is something wrong with the picture.

[nimble berry]

Emergency food

[abstract cedar]

Yes I wish I could throw it back in the ocean

It never shuts up

[nimble berry]

Looks like a ruffle in her dress

[delicate pasture]

Speaking of spotting stuff that's wrong. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796136759431135252/1134790473677013012/FB_IMG_1690625422082.jpg

[nimble berry]

Shiiiit I would too

[abstract cedar]

Agreed

Wait it’s going through the window lol

[delicate pasture]

Yeah, he's putting that in the vehicle partially SIDEWAYS.

[abstract cedar]

How is he gonna close the trunk

Lol

It would be better to do it through 2 windows and drive very carefully than to drive with a. Open trunk

[abstract cedar]

It reminds me of the neck snap meme of the new game by those people that made Genshin

[abstract cedar]

Funnily enough he’s probably in the parking lot for the job interview lol

Where else would someone be doing that

[empty pendant]

WHAT THE FUCK IS DAFT PUNK DOING IN THIS BROOOOOO

[inland lake]

https://vxtwitter.com/SCaprium/status/1688147759545614336.mp4

[inland lake]

tbh you win both ways

[wispy stag]

Yo what song is this

I rmmber hearing it on gta radio or sumt

[potent merlin]

I associate the song with that one guy who is a menace

[potent merlin]

Music Sounds better with you - Stardust

[wispy stag]

Ight thx bro

[brazen moon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/522137394431000579/1126718942476517396/357351056_760994066027047_4795589841561731256_n.jpg

[nimble berry]

Because they sell the same game twice

[brazen moon]

[rancid acorn]

homie im just saying she looks insanely young and pointing that out is beyond creepy, you look like a nonce mate

[plush mica]

God damn it dont search that in nhentai it was the worst mistake i did

[amber wren]

Nebraska & Missouri be like

[amber wren]

Scary…

[acoustic dove]

bro dating female sneako

[amber wren]

?

[potent merlin]

Sorry I didn't mean to ping

Mb bro

[mystic wharf]

Where u finding these bro this and the ham samwich one got me dying

[small bridge]

Not my meth lab

[crude fog]

YOUR PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IS CALLING MY NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO COME ON BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LETS STOP PLAYING GAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[mental pond]

things went from 1 to 100 real quick

https://youtube.com/shorts/YLAAZzQ-RWU?feature=share

[brazen moon]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJgQKNGe/

[dark blaze]

that guy is so annoying

[brazen moon]

😂 when he crashed over the highway hes like did it say turn left off the junction 😂

[zenith wedge]

Soup

[pale tiger]

Carrot?

[mental pond]

@azure zealot

[zenith sluice]

FIB open up?

[dark blaze]

FIB

[burnt shore]

Loll

Hol up- y i cant post memes

[dark blaze]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[burnt shore]

Ah okay

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/you-talk-too-much-run-dmc-rap-hip-hop-80s-music-gif-23588694

[dark blaze]

[azure zealot]

Ballsack fish

[zenith wedge]

Seems about right

[blissful belfry]

🥶🥶HE BE SO COLD WITH IT

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

is this normal in Florida?

literally me 💯💯

[bitter relic]

I drive- i meow

[nimble berry]

Take a shower then

Smelly foot

What

You ain't stutter but I'm pretty sure that wasn't english

Nah like just idk what you even saying

Stinky feet and vacuum fucking

[inland lake]

murd shitting cam 🔴

[neon thistle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SVMbtZ6twGk?feature=share

did you pray today?

[tender jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-chicken-gif-13392129

[prime breach]

Now I'm curious

[mental pond]

He looks like that weird guy I know

[ebon pebble]

https://youtu.be/AIEnM1TgZ8c?si=2_j9YcfR0iXDjLL6

[mental pond]

https://ddinstagram.com/p/CvC3gQYOjk1/

Murdy’s daily entertainment

[carmine patrol]

The Florida Swamp Cat in its' natural habitat

[sweet knoll]

grate britain

@wary notch

[potent merlin]

Manchester airport?

🛫

[crimson tapir]

Mistakes build caracter

[nimble berry]

Oh wow a reddit post

[somber pagoda]

Funny thing I found it on Twitter idk if you heard of that internet hall of fame dude

[uncut steppe]

Did you guys catch that last part?

[wary notch]

Lol

[potent merlin]

….

[mental pond]

Bro is gaslighting

[potent merlin]

:/

Why…

[mental pond]

No some weird guy in this server

[potent merlin]

Ah

[ember dagger]

is it true that women from the UK give a better blowjob because they don't have teeth?

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1138643609139298324/image.png

[dark blaze]

lmfao

[carmine patrol]

I don't get it

[novel veldt]

https://twitter.com/h3h3productions/status/1688864492011261953?s=20

Ethan Klein (@h3h3productions)

Final message from xQc

Likes

75668

Retweets

1404

Twitter · Aug 8, 2023, 10:47 AM

[potent merlin]

Omar sent me the exact same message!

[carmine patrol]

Ah. Now I get it, cheers mate

[wraith geode]

least violent teenager in a mustang

i love how every year post 2015 there has been someone speedrunning their internet celebrity career

[inland lake]

goat recognition test

[ember dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946156666171297833/1138721588582285322/rapidsave.com_vb7p4btfhzcb11.gif

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hasty bridge]

She looks more like some kind of decepticon

[mental pond]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/mjSbQ9Q2946VW6lUv4HXpupQ9RpB7lJLf04G8dSvIOo/https/www.ddinstagram.com/grid/CvpqNXuPCXB?width=679&height=729

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1137927200197333102/LaDGOGtp.mp4

go go ga ga

(literally me)

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864911171579281439/1136246422740664391/starpar0af905.mp4

[ember dagger]

crazy?

i was crazy once

[zenith wedge]

Me crazy

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/hector-poopie-gif-26561916

[steady bramble]

who is xQc

[steady bramble]

"red (blu) spy is in the base!!!"

[normal jewel]

What is this referencing? I’ve seen so many people say this for no explicit reason.

[livid olive]

Joker i think idk

Maybe a greentext

[normal jewel]

This seems like it’s only a recent joke though. And the Joker movie came out years ago.

[livid olive]

I think its a post on the internet posted alongside a joker image

[stone swift]

who is that guy

why do I keep seeing him

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-hector-blowing-up-eternalll-meme-gif-19294360

he's the ceo of shit

[stone swift]

he looks very punchable

[ember dagger]

indeed

[ember dagger]

https://youtu.be/FqZYHHNntk0

if I'm a waiter, can i ask for sex as a tip?

sometimes (with certain people) it's better than money

[prime breach]

Can you ask? Literally, yes. You can ask. Should you, though? Probably not.

[cobalt peak]

The actor passed away

[stone swift]

We all die at some point

[potent merlin]

Hit em with the pickup "can I have your tip as a tip?"

[ember dagger]

bro I'm not gay

[ember dagger]

interesting

[potent merlin]

Oh then yuh

[potent merlin]

Pay with the slay?

Idfk

[crisp wyvern]

Ambatakum’s grandfather 🙀

[ember dagger]

[celest pagoda]

was trying to ping fish

pinged someone else

[ember dagger]

protein

[rustic girder]

very good protein

[ember dagger]

VERY LOUD

[inland lake]

most funny hood irony video

[nimble berry]

@vapid crag please do not post earrape

[alpine terrace]

She's deception... Just acting like Prime, so that she can rule over Earth

[small bridge]

the one piece is not real

[half hawk]

the one piece israel

[silk elm]

Hes crying

Let him go

The kitty is crying

Got a ps5 charging station :D

[gleaming plinth]

warning he gets hurt there's no gore or anything it just hurts

[carmine patrol]

oof. popsicle'd

[carmine patrol]

embed failed

[weak gust]

breaking news

[ebon pebble]

Wtf

Thats crazy!

[lyric badge]

You know before the leaning tower of pisa became a cultural landmark, there was definitely a totally pissed off general contractor of pisa

[ruby prawn]

wow thats hot

[silk elm]

I gotta deal with this type of shit everyday

[brisk pollen]

have to?

does snapchat not have a block feature?

[potent merlin]

Government lies

[ruby prawn]

hit him with the 254.252.158.248

[celest pagoda]

Seedless melon

[scenic pond]

bro, who just farted

[floral socket]

lester

[carmine patrol]

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

[sweet tree]

Why did I just watch this to the end...

[carmine patrol]

You expected something different to happen that wasn't stupid

[potent merlin]

He just say “el que quiera perder su tiempo que lo pierda”💀

[meager arch]

don pollo I love you

[crimson tapir]

Fake CNN propaganda

[steady bramble]

fr fr

[viscid arch]

😹

[strong aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/sub-submarine-ocean-gate-oceangate-gif-10229905957890401226

[ember dagger]

i found some people on sending this as a meme.... why? what's funny about it?

[dark blaze]

satisfying

[ember dagger]

it's not

[ember dagger]

this is

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279074751392251905/1139060995881443348/IMG_0323.jpg

[ember dagger]

[inland lake]

testing something

interesting

[ember dagger]

can i send some of the witcher season 3 episodes here?

[dark blaze]

shitpost away

[ember dagger]

wdym

[dark blaze]

It probably falls under shitpost right? so I don't see why you can't post it.

[ember dagger]

[dark blaze]

old gta

[ember dagger]

gta 4?

or is it very old gta 5

[dark blaze]

very old gta 5

[ember dagger]

is it true that everyone sex...able?

[plush mica]

Gta 5 beta

Still

Gta 4 multiplayer was also very fun

[sweet knoll]

https://youtu.be/ga3ttnz3nXI

[pale tiger]

29k would just be the fuel to go to the island

[loud cave]

I HAVE THE PREQUEL

[steady bramble]

pavel prob has just personal beef, that's why he wants you to keep robbing rubio

or whatever his name was

[strong aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-aaron-paul-jesse-pinkman-sad-tears-gif-15925597

me after hearing my mate giggle in dayz

[strong aspen]

yk the foods good if its in one of these

[gleaming plinth]

that's a hard one because I made a few mistakes I might regret a bit too much

https://tenor.com/view/spin-chair-spin-spinning-chair-foldable-chair-gif-27635879

chair

[short lintel]

How do I approve for posting here?

[fathom lintel]

You don't

[short lintel]

What?

[fathom lintel]

What

[gleaming plinth]

what

[short lintel]

Hm?

[gleaming plinth]

dm mod mail

he can help

[short lintel]

Ok

[prime breach]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

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[short lintel]

How do I get to level 5?

I’m level 10…

What do I do now?

[prime breach]

Then do what the other guy said, or what the rest of the message says

[short lintel]

How do I say it to the bot though, he sent me a help report abt what my problems are instead

[gleaming plinth]

reply with 3 If it's giving what I think it's giving you

then role application and then approved shit poster

[short lintel]

I’ve applied

[gleaming plinth]

wait a few minutes and you will be able to

[short lintel]

K

[fathom lintel]

I can't wait to see what memes and shitposts he has to offer

[short lintel]

Weird ones I have to offer, and random ones

[short lintel]

He should’a been on YT shorts

[short lintel]

I got the role

He used 1MB of his brain

[prime breach]

Never realised that song had that much bass

[floral moth]

Hello

[gleaming plinth]

hello

[short lintel]

Got a whole library

[floral moth]

Anyone next gen GTA?

[gleaming plinth]

I have that first one as well

[short lintel]

No, I’m gonna get a next gen soon

[ember dagger]

is there actually people who never go outside? i thought it was just a joke

[craggy mountain]

fr

[potent merlin]

BRO I JUST DONE EATING A PIZZA LIKE THAT

This is better than the waffle

[prime breach]

Ahh, the sound of plastic waste

[lyric badge]

I get text messages

[potent merlin]

man started the conversation in a russian accent

[steady bramble]

how it tibla tho

[carmine patrol]

Wha-jew tell thah doctor?

[potent merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dr4evH957UI

Hate when this happens

[prime breach]

damn, now I wish i ordered fish and chips instead of a burger

all that salt and vinegar, prob a while chemical reaction rn keeping it warm

[potent merlin]

my typical order

Minus the fish and vinegar

aka just chips, salt, sweet chili sauce or ketchup

Same, minus everything

just some water

dude

chips from my local chippy are better than anything else i've had

There's one at the end of my road, like a 10 second walk, and their chips are the best

they have milkshakes too but they charge £5 for them when it's basically milk and ice cream blended together

[rugged glade]

If da Lord dint want me a’ridin my 4 willer shirtless on dis hurr dirt road, my nipples wouldn’tuv grown back liked they did after the accident

See dat thurr tells ye sumthin now dontit

[potent merlin]

zoomies can't figure box without a tutorial

[tidal mauve]

chopper

[crude fog]

Feet guys belong in jail

[tardy escarp]

Ok

[tardy escarp]

Lmao

[rugged glade]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-steel-chair-the-rock-vince-mc-mahon-wwe-gif-16585537

[small bridge]

Trevor and Finger

[unkempt cove]

Relax ur politics...

[meager arch]

nor you have been called here by the individual you assume

although you have, indeed, been called

you have all been called

into a labyrinth of smells, sounds and misfortune

a labyrinth with no end, a maze with no prize

[silk elm]

You dont even realise that you are trapped

Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles chasing the cries of children

Always seeming so near

Yet somehow out of reach

But you will never find them

None of you will

This is where your story ends

Rule 1 dudw

[meager arch]

And to you, my brave volunteer, who some how found this job listing not intended for you

[silk elm]

There was a way out planned for you

[meager arch]

I have a feeling that's now what you want

I have a feeling you're, right where you wanna be

[silk elm]

And to you monsters trapped inside the corridors