#memes-and-shitposting
abstract sigil
ebon pebble
gleaming dove
Hello
zenith wedge
Can we as humans have sexual intercourse with aliens?
Asking for a friend
dark blaze
wth! ahaha
potent merlin
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Update: I'm no longer upset facebook can't figure out what kinds of ads to show me. Clicking on this 20x so the algorithm can finally learn what I like
pastel badger
elder tiger
stable grove
bitter relic
So real
sweet crane
potent merlin
bitter relic
And still it was chris from mr beast that ended the video
dark blaze
but did he eventually laugh?
potent merlin
weird if he did
stable grove
dark blaze
damn
scarlet dune
💥
potent merlin
inland lake
nvfm
brave trellis
but it on steam
true gull
Muted? Lmfao
mental pond
bitter relic
stone swift
twin dock
She be looking comfy af
carmine patrol
Establishing dominance
gloomy void
Taking not getting off the TV literally.
stone swift
lmao
acoustic dove
spider man, instead of letting it bite you, you eat it
inland lake
horror movie type shit
novel veldt
stable grove
stone swift
small bridge
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946156666171297833/1134493129249144972/Sc...
You mean as a hot woman I don't have to give up on finding an obese man?!
ember dagger
yeah
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But they're in a field how did she get him to go outside is my question
lyric badge
But they're in a field how did she get him to go outside is my question
G fuel is their life support, drip feed them g fuel as they waddle on the lawn
They edited... a photo?! I don't think that's a thing
lyric badge
then what's the right word i should use
I mean people edit documents all the time I just think photographs are like permanent and can't be changed
gloomy void
Can someone post their shit here?
ember dagger
They edited... a photo?! I don't think that's a thing
what about photoshopped?
lyric badge
what about photoshopped?
I don't know what that means but I just don't think the technology exists to edit photographs
Maybe someday
rare drift
non binary roblox character
stone swift
steady bramble
imagine not being lactose tolerant
hidden dew
is eating cum harmful?
No
celest pagoda
craggy mountain
lmfao
hidden dew
even if it was mine?
Yes
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@vivid heath Congrats on the cameo!
stone swift
gloomy void
🆒
bitter relic
Lactose intolerance is lactose ignorance
acoustic dove
but did he eventually laugh?
he has to fake laugh to sleep
plush mica
As long as you aren't consuming it more than water
That would be concerning in a weird way
lusty wave
Ee oo
sacred mica
stable grove
sacred mica
past beacon
regal bison
ember dagger
when i get back home I'll hop on gta and drive around LS with prostitute in my car while listening to nightcall
vivid heath
Shitting rn
ember dagger
mad shitting or normal shitting?
past beacon
ember dagger
you rob a bank because you want money
i rob a bank because i want nuts in my mouth
we are not the same
normal jewel
you rob a bank because you want money
i rob a bank because i want nuts in my mo...
Go buy a bag of peanuts or something then.
Wait those are legumes…
Nevermind, keep robbing banks.
potent merlin
potent merlin
you rob a bank because you want money
i rob a bank because i want nuts in my mo...
You are robbing the wrong bank my g
That's a sperm bank
You need to rob a money bank
stable grove
livid olive
1% ageplayer yuck
sacred mica
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ember dagger
old surge
potent merlin
Rate my dinner 1-10 😋😋
ember dagger
bro 💀
potent merlin
midnight snacks 😏
potent merlin
midnight snacks 😏
I can’t forget about my little special one!
nimble berry
I can’t forget about my little special one!
Stop right there criminal scum!
Also these are fine but we do have an old rule about cursed food so just.....don't get too crazy ok
potent merlin
Also these are fine but we do have an old rule about cursed food so just.....don...
My bad
I need to review them
nimble berry
It's not in the shown rules
potent merlin
Oh
nimble berry
But we had one person who....got a little wild
potent merlin
For the food? Or for the food “spam”?
nimble berry
Like sink soup and toenail lays
The extreme end is a path we decided noone should walk
potent merlin
Oh
potent merlin
For the food? Or for the food “spam”?
?
nimble berry
So, as long as it's not too disgusting lol.
potent merlin
I was about to send my cousin dinner too 😔
nimble berry
dark blaze
But we had one person who....got a little wild
I unfortunately had to see that.
I felt like I was gonna be sick tbh
nimble berry
I unfortunately had to see that.
potent merlin
I felt like I was gonna be sick tbh
💀
nimble berry
"Be the reason people make new rules" I guess
dark blaze
lol
potent merlin
Huh
nimble berry
potent merlin
!rule 11 don’t send nothing graphically unpleasant
stray irisBOT
potent merlin
Bro wtf?
potent merlin
How many ! Rules are?
potent merlin
I didn't know that also applies to Lester
nimble berry
vale tartan
@wind cloak
crude fog
Eminem
inland lake
dark blaze
somber pagoda
wanton apexBOT
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regal bison
Whole thing
stable grove
Whole thing
Prove it
regal bison
😳
stable grove
potent merlin
it looks like a script to some show
docx are like go to format for fishing and other malvare
ember dagger
is it true that Mexican's cum spicy?
i always wonder what's that white delicious spicy sauce in my tacos
inland lake
nacho cheese
ember dagger
crimson tapir
crimson tapir
i always wonder what's that white delicious spicy sauce in my tacos
That's Bussss
storm heron
Times Now: Japanese Man Who Spent 20,000 To Become a Dog Goes Out For His First Walk! Watch Video.
https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/japanese-man-who-spent-20000-to-become-a-dog-goes-out-for-his-first-walk-watch-viral-video-article-102223779
stable grove
potent merlin
Are u talking about chop??
potent merlin
ember dagger
Times Now: Japanese Man Who Spent 20,000 To Become a Dog Goes Out For His First ...
20k?! how is that possible 
inland lake
20k?! how is that possible <:pace22Bruh:854420292109598740>
fursuit
them furries be rich as hell
cerulean flicker
limber galleon
Shoe store
stone swift
ember dagger
digital torrent
potent merlin
Little morning snack 😋😋 it’s so hot outside that this will help me to get cold!
nimble berry
azure zealot
Fr its so stupid
ember dagger
Little morning snack 😋😋 it’s so hot outside that this will help me to get cold...
are you from the UK?
potent merlin
Hell na
ember dagger
they eat beans a lot so i thought you're one of them lol
ember dagger
finally after trying for months! i unlocked men's period achievement (you have to nut 5 times in one hour to get it)
stable grove
ember dagger
scarlet dune
They predicted the meme
ember dagger
i just learned how they make babies, i hope my nuts win as well one day 
💯💯💯
steady bramble
They predicted the meme
I know the war crimes you commited in the Balkans
scarlet dune
I hanged Incineroar and a silica gel packet
viral crystal
finally after trying for months! i unlocked men's period achievement (you have t...
Bruh amateur
viral crystal
They predicted the meme
If you see thay it has 1.1b views and 9yrs ago wht if it was opposite way? Like 9 yrs ago and 1.1b views making the meme
buoyant oar
“HI MY USERNAME’S PABLO! I cosplay as GTA NPC on DISCORD” ☝️🤓🤡🤡🤡
viral crystal
**“HI MY USERNAME’S PABLO! I cosplay as GTA NPC on DISCORD”** ☝️🤓🤡🤡🤡
Wtf
sweet knoll
acoustic dove
finally after trying for months! i unlocked men's period achievement (you have t...
bro are you trying to undo your prostate
bitter relic
My body getting absolutely destroyed by a 155 mm howitzer artillery shell
jovial furnace
Im back.
did he really think i wouldnt come back?
it was inevitable
but history will not repeat itself
this time i will not succomb to him
for i am 200 hundred strong
the hordes have been assembled
and the horde lies and waits
for the moment to strike
they day is marked
in the sky
in the earth
in the water
all of it points to the 4 of september
members of discord
rise up.
i am him.
rose wedge
💀
dark blaze
bitter relic
Bud took some mushrooms
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well too bad
bitter relic
Do you see the shadow man too
jovial furnace
the one who scares you at night?
and tells you to stay in the cage?
and when you go out he tells you to go back?
but you already made friends with ants outside the cage?
jovial furnace
you know i think through this ive built a great friendship with you heist, im happy to call you one of my friends 😃
ember dagger
jovial furnace
you trynna start something?
bitter relic
You either schizo or on sumn
jovial furnace
i am more than sumn
cerulean flicker
what did bro smoke
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bitter relic
Rip the copper from your walls
ember dagger
i bet the hole was big enough for his whole body
jovial furnace
do you ever go outside and hang out with friends or play ball or anything? im asking because you are my friend
jovial furnace
only balls
🗣️ 🧕 🧢
bitter relic
Can i be your friend
bitter relic
🫂
potent merlin
jovial furnace
i was having a moment pipsqueak
crimson tapir
Thug shake Thug shake
meager arch
pastel badger
meager arch
<@530969285401772032> you're not a pussy (cat)
what
ember dagger
your name
karmic tide
Agent ULP Can't fly a Helicopter also Army on Valkyrie based Vietnam war Veteran
meager arch
your name <:catstarereally:1094449304875323412>
what's wrong with it
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what's wrong with it
Something about the hairless ones freak me out
Sometimes I want to pet her but I'm afraid I'll get scratched
Anytime I hear purring I know she's happy
They are always a comfort but unfortunately the relationship isn't that deep
If you have one at home you shouldn't pet someone else's or yours might get jealous
vapid crag
No
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No
I know this is going to sound weird and totally outside your experience but funny people with creative imaginations used to hang out here making jokes
ember dagger
"used to" damn that shit hurts fr fr 
💯
vapid crag
I know this is going to sound weird and totally outside your experience but funn...
Probably cuz its 12pm - 1am
inland lake
man i lost my meme ideas, i wish i could shitpost like i used to
inland lake
love using this image for testing lol
inland lake
You should optimise your backend.. NOW!
vivid heath
Shitting rn
inland lake
hi murd
bitter relic
small kindle
real shit
stone swift
small kindle
coincidence?
vivid heath
I'm still shitting
placid terrace
azure zealot
My mom (she created me):
potent merlin
meager arch
definitely something Drake would say
somber pagoda
crimson tapir
livid olive
saw patrol
potent merlin
Wait I know her
potent merlin
No cap I know her, though I hesitate to say she is a women, more like a guy with a women voice filter
I only knew her in a discord group with a bunch of others
She was an asshole
potent merlin
sweetie pie
She’s Mount Everest in irl soooo
ember dagger
bitter relic
stable grove
Me after being gullible
stable grove
What a career
dark blaze
lol
thick wagon
lame
stable grove
ember dagger
get off my head
get off my head
get off my head
get off my head
get off my head
please someone help
they keep coming back and back
i keep seeing them
please
stone swift
ember dagger
Bro on that hard white
I'm not gay
crude fog
I'm not gay
W but that’s not what I’m talking about
ember dagger
ohhh
warped maple
spring stream
fiery ore
I cant even post here😭😭😭
dark blaze
@fiery ore You gotta dm ModMail and request the role.
dark blaze
the Approved Shitposter role.
fiery ore
Bettt
sweet crane
Bettt
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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fiery ore
Bruh don't ask me why I was reading that😭
dark blaze
lmao
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Fuck yeah, proud to see this copypasta I wrote has been posted more than 100 times in here!
dark blaze
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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Why the fuck is it posted 107 times
*108. Cause people thought it was worth posting that many times
dark blaze
lol
fiery ore
dark blaze
welcome fellow shitposter
acoustic dove
besdies the first one id glady munch of the rest of them
azure zealot
Fuck yeah, proud to see this copypasta I wrote has been posted more than 100 tim...
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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potent merlin
tender jackal
the only apetizing thing out of that video was the chocolate spaghetti, purely because it wasnt actually made with an italian food in it
fiery ore
the only apetizing thing out of that video was the chocolate spaghetti, purely b...
Bruh what🙏😭😭
somber pagoda
tender jackal
Bruh what🙏😭😭
we have dessert pizza
at least it wasnt real spaghetti wrapped in chocolate
azure zealot
@abstract sigil
ember dagger
Why the fuck is it posted 107 times
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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cerulean flicker
how do i remove the shitposting role? i want to retire
dark blaze
how do i remove the shitposting role? i want to retire
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
wanton apexBOT
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ember dagger
how do i remove the shitposting role? i want to retire
have sex with me
dark blaze
ahaha
cerulean flicker
ehh, no ty
ember dagger
get off my head
get off my head
get off my head
get off my head
get off my head
wtf
i don't remember writing this
potent merlin
bitter relic
How did you get my picture
dark blaze
How did you get my picture
Who doesn't have it, is the question..
bitter relic
I look so gorgeous
dark blaze
Can't deny that.
sweet crane
🤮
cosmic ember
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into <@69823734653701333...
i wanna know who tf took the time to originally post this lmao
dark blaze
i wanna know who tf took the time to originally post this lmao
fr aha we gotta find the original
cosmic ember
searching for the treasure
cosmic ember
omg it was you who wrote the curse!
dark blaze
cosmic ember
when the ancient text was scribed
lyric badge
It was almost longer, but yeah, guilty
bitter relic
Can't deny that.
dark blaze
iron wing
fleet oasis
me when the
dark blaze
when me the
potent merlin
the me when
dark blaze
???????????
inland lake
Fuck yeah, proud to see this copypasta I wrote has been posted more than 100 tim...
get on my level
well most of it was me but glad it survived when i got banned
i think jams made us change it to gumposting
ember dagger
get on my level
damn i bet you get all the bitches
inland lake
still no bitches
crude fog
have sex with me
Dawg ain’t you tell me you ain’t gay 
inland lake
we in a shitposting channel we all gay
balmy coral
!shitposting
stray irisBOT
Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @balmy coral
ember dagger
Dawg ain’t you tell me you ain’t gay <:peepoChrist:597785059482665019>
yes, i did but sometimes i can be gay
like if someone offered me 20 whole dollars, how can i say no to that
crude fog
You’re alright in my book
fiery ore
Fodder?
inland lake
like if someone offered me 20 whole dollars, how can i say no to that
20 dollar rule
stone swift
small bridge
reef fractal
“Don’t worry ladies I got you”💀💀
old surge
e
exotic moth
ember dagger
ebon pebble
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803236371212271656/1135490070829350922/FB...
Uhm actually u wanna keep a straight back🤓
ember dagger
scarlet dune
tender jackal
potent merlin
cerulean flicker
potent merlin
https://tenor.com/view/nah-imma-do-my-own-thing-miles-morales-spider-man-spider-...
The surgeon to the patient while he starts the procedure
ember dagger
"i have no enemy" mfs
prime breach
Fax, no printer
carmine patrol
It's not about the destination. It was never about the destination. It was about that girl from the hooter's you stopped at 3 days ago on your way to the destination. The one that called you "Honey" right before giving you the check.
bitter relic
https://tenor.com/view/i-got-some-bad-ideas-my-head-bad-ideas-taxi-driver-travis-bickle-gif-15322273
carmine patrol
https://tenor.com/view/i-got-some-bad-ideas-my-head-bad-ideas-taxi-driver-travis...
No, you cannot strap yourself to an ACME rocket and fly yourself to Mars- there's not enough fuel to make the trip.
ember dagger
bitter relic
Destiny 2 players, playing for 18 hours just for a gun skin
nimble berry
Destiny 2 players, playing for 18 hours just for a gun skin
That falls out of meta next week anyway
bitter relic
Done been on that grind
carmine patrol
I quit playing D2... After a few weeks, every planet felt the same, and I'd been killing the exact same enemies over and over so nothing felt new
Even the "new" content felt old right out the gate
No idea how people can grind that game for years x.x
bitter relic
We've somehow found a more mindless grinding fanbase than the gtao community!
reef fractal
I quit playing D2... After a few weeks, every planet felt the same, and I'd been...
We’re u f2p
carmine patrol
We’re u f2p
Lightfall and The Witch Queen were the only 2 DLC's I didn't have
ember dagger
how "carbs destroy your gains" mfs look at me knowing damn well that I'm gonna add Arsenic, trioxide, Chlorine, Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide, Sodium arsenate, Sodium cyanide, Sulfuric acid and Uranium-235 to my meal again :
(it's very tasty)
carmine patrol
I tried that. That's a freaking deadly recipe- shit goes HARD.
bitter relic
Good childhood movie tbh
dude is this how i find out he passed away
Damn man rest in peace
lyric badge
dude is this how i find out he passed away
Just a little tribute to him. Great children's programming
bitter relic
I appreciate the moment of remembering his movies you gave me
bitter relic
So real
prime breach
dude is this how i find out he passed away
bruh, and then this message is how I found out
lyric badge
bruh, and then this message is how I found out
Got to be careful how you craft your response now that you know it is how someone will find out Paul Reubens died
prime breach
😧
proper cradle
dark blaze
that is weird
ember dagger
damn
guess I'll be stuck with cat girls for now
sometimes my peanut butter jar too
scarlet dune
🎉
prime breach
<@190267315038846977> is it weird if i nut to your pfp?
just go to the woman's profile instead of looking at mine...
fiery ore
what is bro playin
😭
brave hemlock
<@190267315038846977> is it weird if i nut to your pfp?
brave hemlock
LMAO
vapid jolt
nimble berry
@vapid jolt do not post earrape, thanks
Also obvious modded helicopter that can't go in the water is obvious
prime breach
it's like the Turismo with the upside down seashark
stone meteor
Ohh waat I was ghost pinged and the content I posted was deleted wtf
somber pagoda
paper dagger
https://tenor.com/view/pee-wee-bike-herman-stoned-gif-5984757
rest in piece Paul Reubens
viscid arch
Rip
viscid arch
Also obvious modded helicopter that can't go in the water is obvious
Fun killer
potent merlin
stable flame
??
nimble berry
welcome to the bread bank
We sell bread. We sell loafs
ember dagger
i might have cancer
i noticed a weird black round shape skin on my toe
should i be worried?
and out of nowhere my upper right part of my back started to hurt a little bit
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crude fog
should i be worried?
Absolutely
ember dagger
oh boy
lyric badge
vivid heath
Currently shitting
crude fog
Currently shitting
In honor of the channel, post it!
vivid heath
im still shitting
bitter relic
Toe curling
potent merlin
Bro is taking a demonic shit
He’s the doom slayer
meager snow
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scarlet dune
dark blaze
nice
potent merlin
i noticed a weird black round shape skin on my toe
i dont think any of us have MD's
to help you bub
fossil tundra
Rock collection
dim furnace
Shiiitposting
dim furnace
Actually useful
neon thistle
bitter relic
Rock collection
Its minerals marie
pine heron
pine heron
That reminds me of a incident that happened at my mall
plush mica
stone swift
somber sparrow
Bro they be doin that jewelery heist from story mode lmao
peak crown
potent merlin
Bro they be doin that jewelery heist from story mode lmao
lol
vivid heath
still shitting atm
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misty radish
that banger always slaps hard
vapid jolt
that banger always slaps hard
30 SECONDS
peak crown
🇳🇪
ember dagger
lmao
nimble berry
scarlet dune
That’s the worse first of the month song
regal bison
Soggenheimer
final zealot
fr
final zealot
Is flirting allowed here
maybe
rugged glade
carmine patrol
that's a lemon
crimson tapir
Pretty easy to navigate
olive ferry
potent merlin
azure zealot
<@456226577798135808> can u do this
@latent crest may be able to then or maybe @copper crater
copper crater
wtf 😭
latent crest
wtf
meager arch
azure zealot
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT LINK
mental pond
https://tenor.com/view/fish-eating-fish-eating-from-spoon-feeding-fish-fish-food-yngqis-gif-20301545
potent merlin
bitter relic
Guilty as charged
azure zealot
Whats the original video
potent merlin
i guess we never know
mental pond
Can’t spell moderator without rat
scarlet dune
potent merlin
Can’t spell moderator without rat
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Can’t miss my daily grass touching session
I'm currently growing 10 tomato plants and a bunch of raspberries. I've also added 8 plants to my outdoor landscape in the last month I can think of. Do you garden?
celest pagoda
I'm currently growing 10 tomato plants and a bunch of raspberries. I've also add...
Is this a math problem?
lyric badge
Is this a math problem?
Nah I just mean to say I touch a shit ton of grass
viscid arch
I'm currently growing 10 tomato plants and a bunch of raspberries. I've also add...
I’m growing snoop dog plants
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I’m growing snoop dog plants
Nice in what medium?
celest pagoda
Banger plants
viscid arch
Nice in what medium?
Don’t know but yeah let’s say it’s medium
viscid arch
Banger plants
Only the real ones plant that
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Don’t know but yeah let’s say it’s medium
I mean, soil, coco coir, aeroponics, etc
viscid arch
I mean, soil, coco coir, aeroponics, etc
Hmm soil. Getting pretty fresh now soon might start selling a new patch😍
potent merlin
@tropic swan
mental pond
I'm currently growing 10 tomato plants and a bunch of raspberries. I've also add...
U sound like the guy from math problems
What r u gonna do next buy 500 bananas and give bob 200 and ask how many do u have left
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What r u gonna do next buy 500 bananas and give bob 200 and ask how many do u ha...
No I'm going to continue gardening. Can't help but notice you didn't say "yes I do anything whatsoever outside" which is... telling
mental pond
I am currently not outside because I am at the gym
I touched grass earlier as shown by the bunnies
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Very cute
azure zealot
mental pond
I will not smell your fart
cerulean flicker
mental pond
Hey guys did you know that in terms of
potent merlin
ember dagger
abstract sigil
Whats the original video
ember dagger
vivid heath
Shitting rn
crude fog
Shitting rn
Bro it’s been 22 hours
vivid heath
Bro it’s been 22 hours
I love taco bell
ember dagger
crude fog
I love taco bell
Please turn on ping when you reply to my message. You’re making me very uncomfortable.
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I love taco bell
What do you get there? I only like chalupas at this point
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I feel like a quesadilla from there would make their bad cheese too central a flavor
you need a blur of ingredients so you don't focus too much on any one
Maybe if I got rice and beans on the side and dipped the quesadilla in that
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ember dagger
Please turn on ping when you reply to my message. You’re making me very uncomfor...
what
crude fog
what <:dumbasscat:1008841190399029338>
Now you’re really making me mad 
elder matrix
sha-boom
cerulean flicker
Now you’re really making me mad <:eksdee:638907174713819136>
scarlet dune
uncut vigil
bitter relic
Me when no za
mental pond
Is that mark zucini burger
bitter relic
I better not catch you in these comments again lil bro
small bridge
vivid heath
im still shitting
severe basin
sad
bitter relic
tepid talon
acoustic dove
3
dark blaze
uh okayyyy
stable flame
Ambatu bas
inland lake
old meadow
🥶🥶🥶
Bro I can't even send memes in memes☠️
Ok. Why did the chicken cross the road
Dunno
🗣🔥🔥🔥
💤💤💤🔛🖥🚽🤵🏾
azure zealot
carmine patrol
<:emojitired:844255623734624256>
🦵 🦵 🍗 🎶 🍼
night gust
Bro I can't even send memes in memes☠️
after level 5 i suppose
potent merlin
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dark blaze
I cant send
Dm modmail to request the Approved Shitposter role. You also need to be level 10+ to request this role.
potent merlin
abstract sigil
@azure zealot
azure zealot
<@863101207458873394>
Eggspurosion
prime breach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMWnAMScFws
Just saw this earlier lmao
carmine patrol
Laughing... because the moment someone enters my room, my dog comes after them
I will never be able to say "she don't bite" cause I know she do
potent merlin
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1136210381375811605/IM...
where do you even get that shit
stone swift
crude fog
Dm modmail to request the Approved Shitposter role. You also need to be level 10...
Thought it was 5+?
stone swift
dark blaze
Thought it was 5+?
ur right its 5
stable grove
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"Nobody exists on purpose
Nobody belongs anywhere
Let's watch some tv" - Morty
People can choose to have kids but who those kids are can't be intentional
gleaming dove
what are the top 10 food in the UK?
They dont eat dummy thay dont have teeth
carmine patrol
what are the top 10 food in the UK?
#1- Bread sandwich
#2- Soldiers (bread sliced into strips)
#3- Unseasoned potatoes
#4- Toasted bread
#5- Untoasted bread
#6- Bread with butter (unsalted, obviously)
#7- Curry... except no curry powder, no salt, no tumeric, no black pepper, no bird pepper (it's water)
#8- Crisps (unsalted potato chips)
#9- Mashed potato (unsalted, of course)
#10- The tears of conquered and destroyed civilizations (extra salt)
mental pond
#1 leaf in water
potent merlin
#11 - 🫘 on 
/🍰
elder grove
what are the top 10 food in the UK?
1: Fish & chips
2: Beans on toast
3: Bangers and mash
4: Sunday roast
5: Steak and ale pie
6: Chicken jalfrezi
7: Scallops
8: Sausage rolls
9: Pastys
10: Hobnobs
- many others
potent merlin
Cat jumpscare
sweet knoll
i swear
potent merlin
<@863101207458873394>
high quality meme
cerulean flicker
ember dagger
no he's 2011 GMC Sierra SLE 1SB 1500 Extended Cab Long Box 4WD
crude fog
potent merlin
To be sincerely honest in my humble opinion without being sentimental of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view and without hiding any thoughts in my mind and without lies, to the actual truth with my clear open mind and clean heart, expressing what ever is embedded inside me for a long time which I didn't say just because I was nervous. But Today, by gathering all the courage and motivation, I just want to say that I actually feel and think that I have absolutely nothing to say.
ember dagger
vivid heath
shitting rn
vivid heath
I'm still shitting
meager arch
you're a long shitter aren't you
mental pond
Taking a long time
versed moon
ong bro
versed moon
it wasnt me bro
crude fog
Message got slapped so fast I couldn’t tell fr
rose wedge
Lmao
amber wren
ember dagger
vivid heath
shitting rn
meager arch
shitting rn
again?
vivid heath
aint never stopped
meager arch
wow
ember dagger
shitting rn
coral raven
Muddi
fossil tundra
inland lake
peak editing
potent merlin
inland lake
pissing people off is so damn fun
spring elk
pissing people off is so damn fun
yeh lol
stone swift
inland lake
i dont have anything new or original to post since ive been busy with work and got no time to make shitposts, but have this stolen repost
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/938127437844344932/1135504864802263090/rapidsave.com_ive_been_playing_payday_for_years_and_never_heard-wqu11v551web1.mp4
potent merlin
cerulean flicker
azure zealot
Mmmmmm
vivid heath
Shitting rn
rustic berry
amber wren
Shitting rn
How tf did u get your profile like this
ember dagger
shit 3 times a day
azure zealot
How tf did u get your profile like this
Just fill your about me with returns
abstract sigil
Just fill your about me with returns
_ _
Its just an empty text
Doesn't work for usernames tho
ebon pebble
How tf did u get your profile like this
What a freak profile
ebon pebble
Please dont be like that
potent merlin
not enough hot sauce brother
ember dagger
prime breach
ember dagger
what a toy for a female gaint would look like
it's a little pointy but it'll work
potent merlin
what a toy for a female gaint would look like
😏
he doesn't know Washington was on big side
prime breach
Anal > Canada, tbh
ember dagger
another reason to have sex with me
crimson tapir
azure zealot
rice and peas🕊
strong aspen
all ball 🍻
celest pagoda
crude fog
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946156666171297833/1136677464496676885/...
Now this, is a good meme.
amber wren
nimble berry
What's the joke. What is this
crimson tapir
Witwaly me
amber wren
What's the joke. What is this
The joke is having to use 3 slow mf ass vehicles under 30mins solo
😭 R* hate solos
nimble berry
The joke is having to use 3 slow mf ass vehicles under 30mins solo
😭 R* hate s...
I still don't understand
amber wren
Bruh
vapid jolt
potent merlin
would 😛
potent merlin
How tf did u get your profile like this
:)
crimson tapir
That’s like 99% of the mod team lmfao they don’t play gta
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
crude fog
Idk man
potent merlin
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
potent merlin
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
💯 💯 💯
carmine patrol
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb<:agony:94...
Yoshitaka Sakurada is/was [no idea if he's still] the cyber-security minister for Japan and has never once used a computer. He also admitted he doesn't know what a USB (universal serial bus) is.
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Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
For myself I can say I played the shit out of it... Years ago
I used to run all the preps for the casino heist then go into lfg rooms and carry new players giving them an 85% cut. I chose the name heistdoer so people would think I knew what I was doing
Then cayo happened and fuck that noise
woven hornet
S
Se
Hello
Hi
Hey
Goodnight
Good afternoon noon
Hi
Shitpost
Helli
Helo
Hi
Idc
Idk
Nope
Yes
Cook
Kool
Cool
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potent merlin
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
nimble berry
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
Because people who are good at moderation may not be frequent players of a game 
Also I think we all did, at one point or another play gta but have moved on and stay for the chatter
mental pond
I never played gta before
amber wren
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
Tables have turned
lucid badger
H
crimson tapir
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
Real
crimson tapir
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
Real
crimson tapir
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb<:agony:94...
Real
hot dome
crimson tapir
how big are the dicks
carmine patrol
how big are the dicks
They're 1/242 the length of the beam
crimson tapir
They're 1/242 the length of the beam
how long is the beam
carmine patrol
how long is the beam
242 dicks long
crimson tapir
242 dicks long
elder grove
potent merlin
how big are the dicks
ab' three fiddy
granite scarabBOT
cerulean flicker
raptor you good?
dark blaze
wtf raptor
elder grove
It's funny the bot is also a unit from the memes
mental pond
They use the metric system to measure bullet dimensions
lyric badge
Hey who is using raptor to make jokes you're not allowed to do that! Because I'm not allowed to do that and I was told that expressly so knock it off! Or give me permission to start doing it again!
bitter relic
I need to drop 50 nukes across manchuria to prevent the chinese from interveining in korea
We shouldve let operation unthinkable happen and shouldve given douglas macarthur his nukes
lyric badge
We shouldve let operation unthinkable happen and shouldve given douglas macarthu...
No...
zenith wedge
No. bad raptor
carmine patrol
Become ungovornable
crude fog
mystic hill
Fuck
ember dagger
dark blaze
mystic wharf
Why tf are people who don't play gta, mods in a gta server that's dumb
Actual janitors
potent merlin
bitter relic
somber junco
1,000,000 miles is 1,609,344,000,000 millimeters
zenith sluice
fib open up
scarlet dune
dark blaze
<@454596846011023361> accidentally paused
I don't like this face
mental pond
hes some dude who spent 10k hours in the forbidden game
couldnt be me i only have 3k
dark blaze
some dude that's way to smaet for me to watch
his opinions on stuff makes me feel dumb
mental pond
i think he holds wr or something
dark blaze
i think he holds wr or something
he still does.
dark blaze
wtf
coral moat
april 16th was the realease of steam version
dark blaze
bro def has been since release*
what was this typing??
mental pond
will wheres the goat cow thing
dark blaze
lmao
mental pond
i accidentlaly typed one key to the right
ashen badge
I'm glad I never use this channel
ashen badge
Ok bye
coral moat
I'm glad I never use this channel
i just got back to watching DVAU too lol
dark blaze
i accidentlaly typed one key to the right
I mean~ lmao
mental pond
shouldnt the goat have milk
coral moat
no
mental pond
breach
dark blaze
breach
coral moat
man with 10k hours
mental pond
man with 10k hours
his sanity looks all gone
crimson tapir
hes seen stuff
Omg he's comming
crimson tapir
lilac perch
cosmic ember
crude fog
I'm glad I never use this channel
L
neon thistle
2am the night still young
dark blaze
amber wren
vapid crag
neon thistle
crimson tapir
Sounds like something drake would do
vapid jolt
Helichopter
gleaming plinth
misty radish
Helichopter
its a chopper you dumbass
vapid crag
misty radish
anyone has that meme where the cat is shocked with the ooh sound effect and death note theme in the background?
potent merlin
