#memes-and-shitposting
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average csgo player

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Wtf
F
A blessing from the kord!
Jokes on you that was my objective all along
let's goooooooooooooooooooo
real
I sleep better when late

hi its a me
¯_(ツ)_/¯
👍
ahahaha
NO!
No games tho
Bro really said "¯_(ツ)_/¯" 💀
Bro really said "Bro really said "¯_(ツ)_/¯" " 💀
You can post nudes here? 
No
How about you read the guidelines instead of asking
Fr 💀
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
@copper crater
hahaaha
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Nobody can have that many nuggets without freezing the game. Too much food to render
Duality of Man
i finally played it a few months ago
after getting a new pc
it blew out the power supply
pc builders replaced it for free
it blew out again
replaced again
and i never touched cyberpunk again
i think i got to the uuh 4th mission
How to break into someone's car:
Step one: break the window
Step two: unlock and open the door
Step three: hot wire it
Step four: Run over as many pedestrians as you can while the cops chase you.
What is the difference
ty
That’s so silly
first time I watched a clip from Charlie in full, not sure why.
Wish I could unsee that video
Oh, thanks for reminding me! I haven't watched it yet!
This is exactly what I need
this can't be true 
Bro context?
That msg was from 5 months ago 💀
you got the full video?
my parents are afrikaans and i wanna send it to them
No, that's what i found
where do you find your memes?
Can I take 1? don't need both.

i tried sending vid
but i have no pic perms
damn
cyberpunk 2077
i never forget messages
zip file incoming
Lol
Shit
Classic T
remember to appreciate your fans fr fr 🙏
i wish youtube comments accepted video embeds
Man i wish i had a little 5"2 femboy
imagine the jumpscare the hydra or lazer pilot will get when they hear like 100 missile alarms at once
there was a way to reply with videos
but
This is how the buzzard is meant to be

duuude i love dino nuggets so muchh :3333333333333333333333
wait what... i thought we were talking about the 2nd option 
nuh uh
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lmao
British weather 
wait what country
Ok
cute
my boss said i can't share our Meme HQ location. sorry
I wasn't expecting them to ||both|| do it 
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Casino Heist: #ps5|casino-lfg
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we are not weird duste

😭😩🥺
Now i see this in my dreams
That one nugget on the left looks like the Netherlands
Right chat
You remember that girl from Finding Nemo that was shaking the bag? Darla's jaw alignment.

Lookin good m8
The GTA 6 leaker has been deemed unfit for court and has officially gotten away with almost successfully fucking Strauss Zelnick out of $8 Billion. News media and other outlets are confirming that this is a real picture of the judge overlooking the case in the UK.
Felt cute, might delete later
That “false information” post i did last night made it so my content can be recommended to people who don’t follow for 48 hours so rip
sobbing
I hope this source is fake
I got arrested after comiting several crimes when in gta online people comit genocide and lose the cops
😢 can you pay to lose the wanted level?
in most countries, yes
Me 😈
Yes in America 🙏
I'm going to USA 🦅
RAAAAAHHHH 🤬🤬🤬🔫🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸
(I'm not even American)
Who wants to join me in a session of jacking it
Jorking my peanits
I love peanuts
Raaahhhh✈️🏥🏥( I live in Europe)
Peanuts
please delete now god damn
that makes sense.
No femboys tho so it's mid
Ok…
i cant post most other gifs i think theyre too strange for this server
such as uuh this
everything else is. astolfo
why am i in your gallery 
I've had this [totally legal] torrent running since yesterday, just to realise the only peer was in the same boat https://i.imgur.com/8eKOedL.png 😭
did you add more trackers?
sometimes that helps
find more peers
nah, i didn't bother. It wasn't important anyway. trying to clean up stalled stuff so I can just let things seed
based seeder
the gta 6 leaker is a hero
even the bot agrees

no. regeerts
Chuck Norris had the idea to produce a beverage out of his urine. It later became red bull.
just a prank bro
jarvis, google dutch to english and plug this in
because theyre gonna taste my venommm agotdet atenemm nem nemm tronemmm pennemmm nemm fer bonna sloo penemmmm retdi ttu slap peni penemmnt amm tikin istamm gogedemm dey einn gon no wat hetemmmm
I’ok post ir in a if you laugh you get 500 bucks, then I will invest it on GTA sharks card and GTA plus
Ez 500 of my life
why does have the video have to be some dumbass gta gameplay
For adhd ppl
They will focus on the gameplay therefore listening to the podcast/Reddit stories in the meantime
SUPERMAN IS SUPERGAY??
No people's serotonin receptors are just fucked nowadays
Most of the games I play I consider it a feature if I can listen to an audiobook while I play it
The story has to be really compelling for me to prefer paying attention to the story
Life is Roblox
Oh shit he just spam at the end…
Pink kryptonite
How???
"Cursed words" 🤓
Average discord humor
Oh my fuckin god he said a cursed word
the razr was the shit
playing pokemon blue on my razer at 10fps
some server will really delete your meme for not saying that
that's andrew tate when he was broke

i think my barber is gay, he did this to me while cutting my hair
||i told him to cut my ass hair tho||
No its still a concert
Industrial Metal goes hard sometimes
i actually started to feel the despair as well, when he got to the triangle
Soooo relatable
Trauma
I can't post memes lol
nope, check pinned
Shnawg I can’t post
ok who deleted my warning message lmfao
PROTEIN!1!1!!!
#NoKidsLeftBehind
Red eyes
Need server level 5
Why would a role give you embeds
For boosting?
Ok then cool
Bro thinks this server is pay to win ☠️
Boosting doesn't give any bypasses lol
Yea pretty much
Barley
Just for them casino heists
Is there any way to check your rank?
Like a channel or
type !rank, doesnt matter where
Thanks

Why i cant send photos here
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Geez i just asked and i got an lecture what is this school?
Yes now sit down and learn your Spanish
Yes duolingo
Did i pass i read it all amigo hola
You lose
kann schweißen did i speak spanish
pero hablo español así que por qué no pasé la prueba
You lose
aw hombre, odio perder mi clase de español a duolingo
cala a boca
duolingo vai levar a tua familia
foge enquanto podes
English pls
fuck you
Wait wht
we should all block the minecraft warden guy
hes weird
allways thinking about sex and stuff
Oh i thought smth else
Don’t do that here
Do wht
😇i didnt do a thing
please try to be funny
Why to be laughed at? No thanks
Aight fuck this im out to do smth else like touching grass
GTA 6 MAP JUST LEAKED
No sex? 0/10
Bro theres isis 10/10
the world is flat dlc
🤓
Ok
Mashed rice if u ask me
is that like racial or am I confused?
Talking about ur pfp
what's wrong with my pfp
🫡🫣😶🌫️
Noothing
Emoji is from there
🧢
I've sent like 4 messages there 
And this is i aint cat person
Right
Right
Holy shit i got alot of messages from there
Wut
I dont get it
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He died a year ago when I hanged him improperly

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what happened to this king
I FUCKING LOVE THAT GAME

AHHAHAH OMG
cat videos
Groupe Sechs = group se…
Holy shit
my first ipod I got in 2004
Group sex
Life is roblox
You are not
Groupe Sechs = Groupe se..
You need lvl 5 for it
It say’s I’m 4
Ah it showed you were lvl 3
2?
Yeah 2
My progress is 540/720
Nice
Then I’m 5
I am lvl 35
Nice
I am lvl 140
Let's not use this room to make fun of people who are differently abled. Only warning.
Touch some grass bruv you joined this server last month and you are lvl 140 I joined this server in 2022 and I am only lvl 35
Realistically im in this server since 2019
I just got banned recently for like 3 days or whatever
Impossible
Wdym impossible
Guess what people can make
Accounts
Maybe i was here on an older account and changed

XP cannot be transferred right?
It does if u ask the mods to
Ah i see
Tho i didnt ask them to do so
I just talked actively for 2 years
Nice
Its not hard to make levels here. Peoplr in #community are nice
Just be minimally social
@upper igloo check pins
Not the Cerberus tho 🗣️
God forsaken ai
wild aha
What the fuck
:(

uni <3
Oliver ate the apple 👍
Good for Oliver
the fuck
skill issue tbh i'd simply walk around to the other side and get the kfc
SpotAfly
Is he having a stroke
Ask your step-father 
i don't have one
Are you sure?

he forgot who gets mobilised to fight in wars
who cares she's like the last person you should be dating
You can't own a penis you just grow up and realize one day that whatever it wants is what your whole life should be built around

Bro is that Jesus

😡
i think men have stringer immune systems cuz they have ability to build snd repair faster but since men are typically bigger than woman the heart becomes more pressured faster
how do i become a shitposter
If your own mom thinks you're ugly then it's most likely true😭
fuckp
Yooo I’m rank 5 finally 
Bro let me fucking post
you need approved shitposter role
How I get it ?
dm @wanton apex
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been a long time idk if the rules changed am i still allowed to say #penis-and-cumposting
nvm i forgot we changed it to #penis-and-gumposting
hereafter i will not be posting monkey spotify gif
signed, #penis-and-gumposting
#bingus-and-roasttoasting
my goofy brain COULD NEVER imagine me dating
that is one cursed ass cat emoji
when i see this it makes that one laugh sound effect that go "ehuhehehe"
Wanna sign #banning-and-appealPosting ?

cant sign messages anymore... gtao discord has fallen...
is this a warning or a joke im actually confused
just searched through my old messages
man. good times
🤬
yo american, how big is a 'cup' and a 'tsp'
Tea spoon.
Tbsp is table spoon lol
if u want the charcters irl just look up thier voice actors, they look exactly like how they look in gta
You’ve been doing good work, soldier

who tf be ye
calling me soldier
you call me SIR
signed, #penis-and-gumposting

say gex
gex
better call arthur
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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speechless
i can't believe messi said this wtf https://twitter.com/MrStremon/status/1680771212530577416?t=GqoWINSvbliPLGIVBf_afQ&s=08
" i wish i could go deeper"
Literally me
This is the coolest fucking chicken place anywhere in the world
Hope they deliver across three continents
Who’s agree
it will be $150?
Dude losing his pants gotta touch his ass before serving food. Terminated. He ain't making no paper
💀
I hate when meme videos are uploaded, then reuploaded to tik tok, then downloaded from tik tok, horribly cropped and watermarked and then once again reuploaded where they were originally downloaded from
Ok?

bro, when she slowed down at the end, I phyisically cringed so hard I couldn't keep my eyes open
Perchance.
I'd let off the brakes and claim brake failure

Looks like something i could ask
I’d still smash

so you're telling me that i have a muscle and half of the population don't have it and yet there is not a single workout to make it bigger?!
i think not
the elites are hiding this from the public
the matrix is real guys


[muttering] Yeah a brain muscle
good morning gang
:steamdespairandruin:
Better call Samuel
is this the goonfish or glagglefish or whatever the Id software decades-long injoke is
you mfs don't know who steamhappy is... zoomers only know skibidi, ice cream yes yes, eat hot chip and tiktok
next generation has fallen... millions must know...
How do i get approved shitposter role im lvl 5
Pins
Casually walks up and rips a camera off
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fuck this. fuck the colors so much. i voted 200 on "navi" and added 150 for each round they won. fucking
this is the THIRD time this has happened.
its not that, the colors mess me up, sometimes the team colors blast gives them mismatch with the predictions colors lol
monkey brain see pink up on stream, vote pink on twitch
monkey see monkey do
I thought he was getting a cornea transplant not this
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El rubio is en route to your location
oh no
thanks for the reminder
trying to find his favourite shoes
She died IRL
Not suprised
if yo site is just an embed of another site/free service that provides no additional value,
i'm sending an email to your domain provider ‼️
fucking balls to add a donate button
Haha they embed photopea lmao
Should've used the stairs then
fun fact, putting cotton balls/anything hairy(?)/foam to break up the wind on the mic (rubber band it on, stick it on, etc) helps massively with this problem
basically a DIY pop filter
i think (citation needed) this is also why some professional mics have that moppy thing
idk what that is, looking it up
uuh no, that just mitigates that popping sound when you speak
im talking about the mics with the foam on em
idk what its actually called i just saw a video on it a few months ago
The pop filter breaks up the popping sound by breaking up the air being pushed out when you pronounce certain words, which makes the "p" sound crisper and less like someone's swallowing the mic in an air tunnel
The poor-man's pop filter is that foam bit on some mics
i see
yeah i found the video
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This is how you make a mic muff, micro muff...
pretty cool, let me talk to my team without having the fan off and boiling
signed, #penis-and-gumposting
just gotta watch out for the one person who's literally choking on their mic and you can hear their blood flowing because of it
why is hatter salsa shitting on his wheelchair? is he stupid?
3rd time's the charm?
FAIL
Guess not
message it to someone else for them to upload it?
codec error maybe
might be the hevc (h265?) codec, i've had this problem before
try converting to h264
video unrelated

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Why does the baby got back
I can see this being real
yalling at kids .com 😭
bullshit
This is so fucking hard dude
Is that Jameson Might?
Isn't this the burger king airplane guy
No. But I see the resemblance
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gj lester 🫡
this but also homepages being >3 scrolls long
STOP MAKING HUGE FUCKING HOMEPAGES
boo
Boo the creation of the light bulb aswell
Adapting to the lightbulb made us sleep so much less
Embrace wax lamps

This looks cool
ghetto smosh half life rap among us minecraft activation code key
Goals
So true 
It definitely beats 12 hours 6-7 days a week lol
That's what was normal before this
Oh yeah this is the crown turd of the server
We only serve the finest bad food in this piece
.
God I wish I was that waiter
Im honored
why? you love syrup?
I cannot say my reply.
She died.
Wish I was sat at the table














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